# E39 - Keroro: Operation Christmas, Sir! / Keroro: Taking Charge of Year-end Housecleaning, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN2KVQ/keroro-operation-christmas-sir--keroro-taking-charge-of-year-end-housecleaning-sir)
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Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
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Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
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Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
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Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
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Christmas.
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A day that kids all over
the world look forward to.
**[01:37] ---**
One of the biggest events of the year.
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Over here at the Hinata residence,
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
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there is also one Keronian
who can hardly wait.
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Although... he sees it
in a totally different way.
**[01:51] ---**
This is the perfect chance
to conquer Pekopon!
***SIGN*** Conquest of Pekopon
**[01:57] ---**
Keroro: Operation Christmas, Sir!
**[02:02] ---**
Christmas, you say?
**[02:04] ---**
That's right.
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My research indicates that
Pekoponians are most vulnerable
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to attack during the Christmas season,
because they go crazy about it.
**[02:12] ---**
So let's take advantage of it.
**[02:14] ---**
This is our perfect opportunity to...
***SIGN*** Scoop
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Scoop! Pekopon up and make it ours.
**[02:19] ---**
I see...
**[02:21] ---**
But what are you really up to?
**[02:23] ---**
If we conquer Pekopon,
I'm sure HQ will issue a big bonus.
***SIGN*** Bonus
**[02:27] ---**
A lot of cool Gundam models
come out at the end of the year.
***SIGN*** Gundam Models
**[02:31] ---**
On top of that, there'll be
20-30% discounts all over the place.
***SIGN*** Bargain
***SIGN*** I knew it.
**[02:36] ---**
I knew you had something else in mind.
**[02:38] ---**
Still, I have no objections
to conquering Pekopon.
**[02:43] ---**
Exploiting the enemy's weakness...
I don't dislike the idea.
**[02:47] ---**
Then I guess we all agree to my plan...
**[02:50] ---**
Just wait a minute.
**[02:52] ---**
I shall not involve myself
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in any plan that could ruin
the happiness of children.
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Therefore, I must depart.
**[03:02] ---**
Who does he think he is?
**[03:03] ---**
Hey, Mr. Sergeant!
**[03:05] ---**
Mr. Sergeant,
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I regret to say I cannot
go along with your plan, either.
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If I take part in your dastardly plan,
**[03:12] ---**
I will not be able to receive
any presents from Santa Claus.
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S-Sunta Close?
***SIGN*** Sunta Close?
***SIGN*** This is wrong
**[03:18] ---**
Who in the world is that?
**[03:20] ---**
Santa Claus only gives presents
to kids who have been good.
**[03:24] ---**
And that's my reason, Mr. Sergeant.
Hope you understand.
**[03:27] ---**
Hey, Tamama!
**[03:28] ---**
We won't tell this Santa Claus
anything about the plan!
**[03:31] ---**
Santa Claus knows everything.
**[03:34] ---**
He won't give you a present
unless you've been good.
**[03:38] ---**
I can't believe what I'm hearing.
**[03:41] ---**
Santa Claus...
**[03:42] ---**
Presents...
**[03:44] ---**
Christmas sure raises a lot of questions.
**[03:47] ---**
Let's find out more about this adversary.
**[03:50] ---**
All right, men!
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Go find out everything
there is to know about Christmas!
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Roger!
**[03:55] ---**
Who's this Santa guy, anyway?
**[03:57] ---**
Sounds like a devious character.
**[03:59] ---**
He could be an alien
trying to conquer Pekopon
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by gaining the people's confidence.
***SIGN*** That's you.
**[04:05] ---**
That's you.
**[04:10] ---**
In the meantime,
**[04:12] ---**
I might as well surf the net
for information about Christmas.
**[04:16] ---**
I'm gonna dive into the
information super ocean
**[04:17] ---**
to find out everything I need to know!
***SIGN*** Results of about 15,800,000 sites...
**[04:25] ---**
That's too much stuff.
**[04:27] ---**
Huh? Christmas?
**[04:29] ---**
That's right. Just tell me
whatever you know about it.
**[04:33] ---**
Let's see... I guess you could say
it's basically a day for lovers.
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F-For lovers?
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It's kinda romantic.
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You can also give presents
to people you like.
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It's a chance to get to know them better.
**[04:45] ---**
P-People you like...
**[04:47] ---**
Sometimes I wish I were a
little bit more open with my feelings.
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But why are you asking me, anyway?
**[04:55] ---**
Huh? Giroro?
**[04:58] ---**
C-Christmas...
**[05:00] ---**
L-Lovers...
**[05:02] ---**
A present from Santa Claus...
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Red-nosed reindeer...
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Jingle bells...
***SIGN*** Christmas Special 1
**[05:12] ---**
Stockings on the wall...
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Why, Christmas seems very nice.
**[05:21] ---**
I was almost completely taken in
by the magic of Christmas.
**[05:24] ---**
But nothing will stop me
from conquering Pekopon.
***SIGN*** In a daze
**[05:31] ---**
Christ... mas...
**[05:34] ---**
Giroro!
**[05:35] ---**
We're now about to conquer Pekopon.
**[05:38] ---**
Natsumi...
**[05:40] ---**
Lovers...
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Giroro?
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Get to know better...
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Giroro!
**[05:46] ---**
No, you don’t!
**[05:47] ---**
Oh, it's just you. You startled me.
**[05:50] ---**
I'm the one who's shocked.
**[05:52] ---**
So, were you able to find out anything?
**[05:55] ---**
Well, I did some research on the subject.
**[05:57] ---**
I'm getting more and more
reluctant about this plan.
**[06:01] ---**
Instead of taking such
stopgap measures,
**[06:03] ---**
I'm sure there'll be many other
opportunities to conquer them.
**[06:05] ---**
Oh, c'mon!
**[06:06] ---**
This is the best time to buy
all kinds of Gundam models!
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I don't care.
**[06:10] ---**
You can count me out.
**[06:14] ---**
Corporal Giroro, crossed out.
**[06:21] ---**
What?! Kululu!
**[06:23] ---**
What do you mean, you quit? Why?
**[06:28] ---**
Hi, Kulu-chan.
**[06:30] ---**
I've managed to take a day off today.
**[06:32] ---**
I'm thinking of having
a Christmas party here tonight.
**[06:35] ---**
You'll come, won't you?
**[06:40] ---**
You know, Hinata Aki can be
a valuable asset.
**[06:43] ---**
We'd be wise not to go against her.
**[06:46] ---**
But what about my bonus?
My Gundam models?!
**[06:49] ---**
You might as well give up.
**[06:52] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu dropped out.
**[06:59] ---**
That leaves only me to
conquer Pekopon all by myself...
***SIGN*** Impossible
**[07:02] ---**
It's impossible!
***SIGN*** Bonus
**[07:04] ---**
Which means
**[07:05] ---**
my bonus will be gone!
**[07:07] ---**
Gundam model kits! Gundam model kits!
**[07:10] ---**
Come back!
**[07:17] ---**
Isn't Santa Claus supposed to give presents?
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Santa Claus!
**[07:25] ---**
You may be my last hope, sir.
**[07:29] ---**
Master Fuyuki. Tell me
where I can find Santa Claus.
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Santa Claus?
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I need to know right now.
**[07:35] ---**
Some people say he's in Greenland.
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They say that Santa Claus has a home there.
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Sounds good.
**[07:41] ---**
Master Fuyuki, I'm much obliged.
Greenland, right.
**[07:44] ---**
Also, there's a small village
in Lapland
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which is famous for having
Santa Claus's house.
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There you can see Santa Claus's room,
and you'll also have
**[07:52] ---**
a chance to meet him coming down
from the Korvatunturi fell.
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Got it, sir.
**[07:57] ---**
There's more.
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Gero!
**[07:59] ---**
There's more?
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There's a Swedish city called Mora
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where they say Santa Claus
is one of the residents.
**[08:04] ---**
And there's also a place in Norway,
and there's Hiroo in Hokkaido.
**[08:09] ---**
Plus Iceland and Finland...
**[08:09] ---**
That's enough!
**[08:10] ---**
Santa Claus! Where are you?
***SIGN*** Gundam MS Series
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Santa Claus!
**[08:14] ---**
Santa Claus?
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Santa Claus!
**[08:17] ---**
Santa Claus! Santa Claus!
Santa Claus? Santa Claus!
**[08:21] ---**
Santa Claus, where are you?
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Santa Claus knows everything.
**[08:26] ---**
Santa Claus only gives presents
to kids who have been good.
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Oh no...
**[08:32] ---**
Who's this Santa guy, anyway?
**[08:34] ---**
Sounds like a devious character.
**[08:36] ---**
He could be an alien trying
to conquer Pekopon.
**[08:40] ---**
Bad boy.
**[08:41] ---**
Santa Claus knows everything.
**[08:49] ---**
It can't be.
**[08:49] ---**
Oh, Santa Claus! Please forgive me!
I was so wrong!
***SIGN*** Christmas Sale
**[08:58] ---**
What's wrong, Keroro?
**[09:01] ---**
556!
**[09:03] ---**
And Lady Lavie!
***SIGN*** Christmas Cakes
**[09:05] ---**
Why are you both dressed up like that?
**[09:09] ---**
We're making a living by
bringing smiles to all the children!
**[09:12] ---**
We're working part-time.
**[09:14] ---**
I want a cake.
**[09:15] ---**
Oh! Well, here's a good boy!
**[09:19] ---**
Merry Christmassed!
**[09:21] ---**
M-Merry Christmas...
**[09:23] ---**
Always keep on smiling!
**[09:25] ---**
Big brother, isn't it great
to make all these kids happy?
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Yeah! It feels great doing good to others!
**[09:32] ---**
Doing good?
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Maybe if I help and
do good deeds,
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I'll get a present
from Santa Claus, too.
**[09:39] ---**
556, I want to help bring smiles
to the children's faces.
**[09:44] ---**
Keroro! What an admirable guy!
**[09:46] ---**
Okay!
**[09:48] ---**
Today, we'll be working on the same team!
**[09:50] ---**
We are
**[09:51] ---**
two allies bound by the
chains of true friendship!
**[09:55] ---**
556!
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Keroro!
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Just one thing.
**[09:58] ---**
I hope you understand that a friend
shouldn't ask to be paid.
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Thank you for helping us.
**[10:05] ---**
This is unexpectedly heavy.
**[10:07] ---**
You can do it, Keroro!
**[10:09] ---**
Your time limit is 30 minutes!
**[10:11] ---**
Roger, sir!
**[10:12] ---**
This is really hard.
**[10:17] ---**
I'm back.
**[10:19] ---**
Hey, good job!
**[10:20] ---**
We've already prepared
your next batch of deliveries!
**[10:24] ---**
Get going! The kids are counting on you!
**[10:26] ---**
Roger, sir!
**[10:30] ---**
Merry Christmas.
**[10:32] ---**
I am going to eat!
**[10:35] ---**
Mm. Delicious.
**[10:41] ---**
Cheers.
**[10:42] ---**
Cheers.
**[10:44] ---**
I wonder where Sarge went off to...
**[10:49] ---**
Yes?
**[10:50] ---**
Wow! It's Santa Claus!
**[10:52] ---**
Wow!
**[10:53] ---**
M-Merry Christmas, sir.
**[10:59] ---**
Thank you very much, Froggy Santa Claus!
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Gero?
**[11:02] ---**
Oh, don't mention it, sir!
**[11:07] ---**
And so, this was how Sergeant Keroro
spent his Christmas Eve.
**[11:11] ---**
Good work.
**[11:12] ---**
Great job, Keroro!
**[11:14] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[11:20] ---**
Huh? Sarge!
**[11:21] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[11:22] ---**
Are you all right?
**[11:23] ---**
You just missed a great party.
**[11:25] ---**
We set aside a piece of cake
for you, Kero-chan.
**[11:29] ---**
I've had enough of cake, ma'am.
**[11:32] ---**
I just want to sleep like a log.
**[11:46] ---**
Here we go.
**[11:53] ---**
Merry Christmas!
**[11:56] ---**
My gift to everyone.
**[12:13] ---**
Santa Claus...
**[12:15] ---**
I have been a good boy...
**[12:29] ---**
Santa Claus...
**[12:32] ---**
I've really... tried my best, sir.
**[12:39] ---**
Santa Claus...
**[12:41] ---**
Looks like Santa Claus has been
watching Sergeant Keroro, after all.
**[12:46] ---**
All you kids out there,
remember to always be good, okay?
**[13:03] ---**
General house cleaning is a major event
where adults grumble, saying,
***SIGN*** 12/28 - Mom's last day of work 12/29 - General House Cleaning 12/30 - Postponed 12/31 - No more putting off. Do it!
**[13:07] ---**
"This's so tiring. I should have
cleaned my place more regularly."
**[13:11] ---**
But it's too late to regret.
**[13:14] ---**
However, at the Hinata residence,
**[13:16] ---**
there's a Keronian who's been looking forward
to this event for a long time.
***SIGN*** Site Supervisor
Sergeant Keroro
**[13:24] ---**
The site supervisor, Sergeant Keroro.
**[13:31] ---**
Sergeant Keroro, cleaning enforcer.
***SIGN*** Fully Equipped
**[13:33] ---**
I, Sergeant Keroro, am duly authorized
to enforce cleaning operations.
***SIGN*** Enforcer
**[13:37] ---**
I hereby sentence all dirt and dust
to be banished for eternity!
**[13:41] ---**
Wait a minute!
**[13:42] ---**
Why do I have to help
Pekoponians clean their house?
**[13:46] ---**
And to be bossed around by
someone like you is unbearable!
**[13:49] ---**
Shut up, crybaby.
**[13:51] ---**
Cleaning is my area of expertise.
**[13:53] ---**
I will not tolerate defiance.
**[13:55] ---**
You are nothing
but a lion with a collar on.
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Ridiculous! I'm not putting up with this!
**[14:02] ---**
Just a second.
**[14:04] ---**
Do you think you can choose?
Aren't you a freeloader?
***SIGN*** Freeloader
**[14:09] ---**
A... freeloader...
**[14:13] ---**
It's settled, then.
**[14:15] ---**
Everybody, get to your stations
and follow my orders.
**[14:18] ---**
Okay, get going!
**[14:20] ---**
Roger!
**[14:23] ---**
Keroro: Taking Charge of
Year-end Housecleaning, Sir!
**[14:32] ---**
It sure is hard to get rid of
all these water stains.
**[14:36] ---**
Maybe if I use more cleaner...
**[14:39] ---**
You're dead wrong!
**[14:44] ---**
This is a radar that can
detect cleaning mistakes: Tattler-kun.
***SIGN*** Tattler-kun
**[14:47] ---**
Patent pending...
**[14:50] ---**
What do you mean?
**[14:51] ---**
You can't use powdered
detergent on glass surfaces.
**[14:55] ---**
You'll only scratch it all over.
**[14:56] ---**
Use some old newspaper to polish it.
**[15:01] ---**
The ink on the newspaper
acts like a waxing agent, ma'am.
**[15:05] ---**
Wow, it does work!
**[15:11] ---**
Somebody else is cleaning the wrong way!
**[15:15] ---**
Cleaning can be fun, if I only
have to do it once in a while.
**[15:18] ---**
I guess I'm a failure as a mother.
**[15:23] ---**
What the...?
**[15:25] ---**
Madam... that's no good.
**[15:27] ---**
Kero-chan...?
**[15:29] ---**
I'm afraid you don't seem to know
the basics of housecleaning.
**[15:33] ---**
What am I doing wrong?
**[15:35] ---**
Why don't you try this... mademoiselle?
**[15:39] ---**
Hey. That's a...
**[15:42] ---**
A broom?
**[15:44] ---**
It really looks good on you.
**[15:46] ---**
Tres bien, mademoiselle.
**[15:48] ---**
But... this isn't very efficient.
**[15:52] ---**
You'll be surprised.
**[15:53] ---**
Try sweeping this magic dust
off the floor.
**[15:56] ---**
Wow! It's gathering all the dust so easily!
**[16:00] ---**
This magic dust is just dried-up tea leaves.
**[16:03] ---**
Just don't forget to wipe
with a dry cloth afterwards.
**[16:06] ---**
The tatami mat is Japan's heart.
It's the face of a family.
**[16:11] ---**
I never realized I had
so many books in here.
**[16:15] ---**
I still haven't read this one.
**[16:17] ---**
I bet I'll still enjoy this one
if I read it again.
**[16:21] ---**
That's exactly how you ended up
**[16:24] ---**
with so many books in the first place.
**[16:26] ---**
I guess you're right...
**[16:29] ---**
But, Sarge! These are
the books I still want to read!
**[16:34] ---**
And... these are for safekeeping!
**[16:35] ---**
And those are book collections
I bought at a bazaar!
**[16:38] ---**
Why are you doing this?
**[16:39] ---**
What if I suddenly get the urge
to read those books?
***SIGN*** The Courage to Let Go
**[16:42] ---**
Learn to let go!
**[16:43] ---**
I understand... it's not easy
to throw away old books.
**[16:46] ---**
So they take up all the space you have.
**[16:49] ---**
That's true...
**[16:50] ---**
But think.
**[16:50] ---**
If you allow that, you may be
missing out on many new ones.
***SIGN*** The Courage to Let Go
**[16:56] ---**
Learn to let go.
**[16:57] ---**
Let go. Let go!
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
On Sale
Now
**[17:00] ---**
My bookshelves are too full.
Maybe some other time...
**[17:04] ---**
You'll meet someone new when
you leave behind the past.
**[17:07] ---**
That's what makes life so interesting.
**[17:09] ---**
You're so right...
**[17:12] ---**
Thank you, Sarge!
**[17:13] ---**
I realize how important it is to let go!
**[17:18] ---**
Good luck to your new meetings!
**[17:20] ---**
Yeah.
**[17:21] ---**
It must be very hard on you, too,
**[17:23] ---**
throwing away all of your old Gundam models.
**[17:26] ---**
That's an entirely different case.
**[17:29] ---**
Huh?
**[17:30] ---**
They're all being displayed
with care in our secret base.
***SIGN*** The Courage to Let Go
**[17:34] ---**
Why would I just throw them away?
**[17:36] ---**
Um... Sarge?
**[17:39] ---**
Lady Natsumi,
**[17:41] ---**
when you brush dust off, you've
got to do it from top to bottom,
**[17:44] ---**
just like water
running down the river.
**[17:46] ---**
Start with the ceiling,
then the lights.
**[17:49] ---**
It has to be in the right order, ma'am.
**[17:51] ---**
Roger.
**[17:51] ---**
Hey, you. What the heck are you doing?
**[17:53] ---**
Don't dump water in the hallway!
**[17:56] ---**
This is how we do it in the army.
**[17:58] ---**
You moron!
**[17:59] ---**
You may let a cake go bad,
but never the floor!
**[18:04] ---**
And so, with the sergeant
micromanaging everything,
**[18:06] ---**
the housecleaning of the Hinata Residence
**[18:07] ---**
progressed at a breakneck pace.
**[18:11] ---**
Wow, this is totally
different from last year.
**[18:14] ---**
I hate to say this, but
we owe it all to that frog.
**[18:17] ---**
I guess he really knows how
to take care of the house.
**[18:21] ---**
But I lost so many things...
**[18:24] ---**
Now we give ourselves a cleaning.
**[18:26] ---**
I volunteer!
**[18:27] ---**
I still have to clean the bath,
but I'll use it first, too.
**[18:30] ---**
Mois-chan, thanks for helping.
**[18:33] ---**
You're welcome. I'm always
involved in destroying things.
**[18:36] ---**
It was a nice change,
dusting off and wiping and all.
***SIGN*** Thud
**[18:45] ---**
Even though wiping out a
planet is no problem for me.
**[18:48] ---**
Or, like, other viewpoints?
**[18:50] ---**
She seems to be used to a grander scale.
**[18:52] ---**
She is the Great Lord of Terror, after all.
**[18:55] ---**
By the way,
where are Kero-chan and Giro-chan?
**[18:58] ---**
Huh? Maybe they're still at it.
**[19:00] ---**
Didn't you listen?
**[19:02] ---**
I've told you a hundred times,
**[19:03] ---**
don't just burn everything!
**[19:05] ---**
They're still at it.
**[19:06] ---**
Nylons are noxious.
Clothes should be recycled.
**[19:09] ---**
Jeez, don't you know anything else
besides playing with weapons?
**[19:12] ---**
Shut up!
**[19:13] ---**
Why should I worry about
Pekopon's environmental issues?
**[19:16] ---**
Hey, do you realize what you just said?
**[19:31] ---**
My radar has just detected
someone cleaning the wrong way.
**[19:34] ---**
W-What's that?
**[19:38] ---**
It sure is hard to remove these stains...
**[19:41] ---**
I'm starting to get dizzy.
**[19:42] ---**
Don't you dare use a nylon scrubber!
**[19:47] ---**
If you use hard bristles on the bathtub,
**[19:49] ---**
you'll just scratch it all over.
**[19:51] ---**
First, you apply some detergent on it.
Then wait for 5 to 6 minutes...
**[19:53] ---**
You scattered glass all over the place!
**[19:58] ---**
Hot! Hot! Hot!
**[20:00] ---**
Burn to a crisp...
**[20:03] ---**
You all did a great job.
**[20:04] ---**
Here are New Year's noodles.
**[20:06] ---**
New Year's noodles?
**[20:08] ---**
It's a Japanese custom.
**[20:10] ---**
It's what we eat while we wait
for the coming of the New Year.
**[20:14] ---**
It symbolizes a long and healthy
life for us in the years to come.
**[20:18] ---**
That's beautiful.
**[20:19] ---**
Or, like, trouble ahead?
**[20:21] ---**
Hmph. How ridiculous.
**[20:23] ---**
Pekoponians are a strange lot.
**[20:25] ---**
Let me try it.
**[20:33] ---**
Yummy!
**[20:34] ---**
Waiter. Can I have another one?
**[20:38] ---**
An enemy attack?
**[20:40] ---**
That's just the New Year's bell.
**[21:23] ---**
And so, the Keroro Platoon experiences
**[21:27] ---**
their first New Year on Earth.
**[21:30] ---**
All you viewers out there,
have a Happy New Year.
***SIGN*** Happy New Year...
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
This is Keroro.
**[23:08] ---**
You know, I worked very hard this year.
**[23:11] ---**
Our invasion of Pekopon
didn't get very far,
**[23:14] ---**
but I certainly finished
a lot of Gundam models.
**[23:16] ---**
I saw a lot of anime
and read a lot of manga, too.
**[23:19] ---**
It was a great year.
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind such things!
**[23:21] ---**
Next episode, with a new year upon us,
I'll turn over a new leaf.
**[23:24] ---**
"Mois: Or, Like, Happy New Year, Sir?"
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro: New Year's Food is Also Good,
but Don't Forget Your Homework, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories in one. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!