# E342 - Keroro: The Birth of a New Special Move, Sir! / Natsumi: The Hole Truth, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN2DX9/keroro-the-birth-of-a-new-special-move-sir--natsumi-the-hole-truth-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:32] ---**
Another peaceful day at the Hinata house.
**[01:36] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[01:38] ---**
Villain who obstructs our invasion!
**[01:42] ---**
Give up!
**[01:44] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[01:44] ---**
A surrender,
***SIGN*** Apology Interview
**[01:46] ---**
or an apology!
**[01:48] ---**
Choose whichever you want, ma'am!
**[01:52] ---**
I think I've got the hang of
how to get out of those now.
**[01:54] ---**
It really is important to get used to things.
**[01:58] ---**
Okay, you stay there and
reflect on what you did.
**[02:00] ---**
Gero!
**[02:05] ---**
What in blazes is he doing?
**[02:07] ---**
He almost had Natchi beaten,
**[02:10] ---**
but then she counterattacked, he says.
**[02:12] ---**
Or, like, instant comeback?
**[02:14] ---**
That's when you're meant
to use your special move,
**[02:16] ---**
and finish them off in one go!
**[02:19] ---**
But I... I don't have any special moves...
**[02:25] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** You don't have a special move?!
**[02:29] ---**
Keroro: The Birth of a New Special Move, Sir!
**[02:35] ---**
You don't have a special move?
**[02:37] ---**
You have known him this long,
and you did not know that?
**[02:40] ---**
Believe it or not, this guy is our leader,
entrusted with the Keron Star!
**[02:44] ---**
I simply *assumed* that he must have one.
**[02:47] ---**
I... I've been reasonably good at
everything since I was a child...
**[02:51] ---**
I wasn't bad at whatever I tried,
**[02:54] ---**
and everyone praised me...
and that was all I wanted.
**[02:57] ---**
And then one day I realized...
**[03:00] ---**
I... didn't have any move that
I could call special, sir.
***SIGN*** Gravely serious!!
**[03:04] ---**
Gravely serious!
**[03:07] ---**
B-But, I remember,
**[03:08] ---**
you had that "Kinkin Keron Wave"
you used once!
***SIGN*** Legendary Great Maneuver
***SIGN*** Kinkin
**[03:12] ---**
That was less a special move, and more...
something I just felt like doing.
***SIGN*** Kinkin Keron Wave
**[03:16] ---**
Bah! Why don't you just think
of something now, then?!
**[03:19] ---**
Yes, Mr. Sergeant!
**[03:21] ---**
It doesn't matter what it is, just think
of anything that could be a special move!
**[03:25] ---**
Anything?
**[03:26] ---**
Like cleaning? Laundry? Making dinner?
**[03:30] ---**
No!
**[03:31] ---**
Don't you have any other skills?
That could serve as a special move?!
**[03:35] ---**
Oh! I do, sir!
**[03:39] ---**
Painting!
***SIGN*** No
**[03:40] ---**
No!
**[03:42] ---**
Fine and delicate... work...
***SIGN*** No!
**[03:45] ---**
No!
**[03:48] ---**
Spinning Pencil Trinity!
**[03:50] ---**
I-Impressive... but no!
***SIGN*** Impressive but no!!
**[03:53] ---**
Then, uh...
**[03:56] ---**
Beams from the eyes?
***SIGN*** That's it
**[03:58] ---**
That's it!
**[04:00] ---**
But anyone can do that.
**[04:02] ---**
What? That was part of this series?
**[04:04] ---**
What? You didn't know?
**[04:06] ---**
It forms the basis for a special attack!
**[04:09] ---**
Or, like, basic fitness?
**[04:15] ---**
Try making a special attack
based on "beams from the eyes"!
**[04:20] ---**
Okay, here we go...
**[04:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro... Beam!
**[04:30] ---**
Something like that?
**[04:32] ---**
Why are you glaring at me so much?
**[04:34] ---**
No reason...
**[04:36] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama, how was it?
**[04:38] ---**
W-Well, it was okay.
**[04:41] ---**
Utterly terrible.
**[04:43] ---**
A trifle disappointing, if I am honest.
**[04:45] ---**
The effect was rank-amateur. Way too plain.
***SIGN*** Lynch Put-Downs, Part 1
**[04:51] ---**
Or, like, over statement?
**[04:53] ---**
You were producing too much CO2!
***SIGN*** Lynch Put-Downs, Part 2
**[04:56] ---**
Or, like, ungreen methods?
**[04:59] ---**
The name was la— I mean... kind of iffy?
***SIGN*** Lynch Put-Downs, Part 3
**[05:03] ---**
Or, like, antique sounding?
**[05:05] ---**
Too thin.
**[05:06] ---**
If you're a man, shoot a wider beam!
***SIGN*** Lynch Put-Downs, Part 4
**[05:09] ---**
Or, like, lacking firepower?
**[05:12] ---**
Hey, come on... not lynch mobbing
but lynch put-downs, huh...
**[05:16] ---**
All right, I get it already!
**[05:18] ---**
In that case,
**[05:19] ---**
I'll create a special move
that'll shut you all up, sir!
**[05:23] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:25] ---**
Yeah, looks good looks good!
**[05:27] ---**
And you'll keep shooting out stars like that.
**[05:30] ---**
But isn't it too flashy?
**[05:31] ---**
Nah, you want it like this.
***SIGN*** More Flashy!
**[05:33] ---**
More flashy!
***SIGN*** Special Move Name Dictionary
***SIGN*** Kojiyen
**[05:36] ---**
Sincere Shaolin Fist EX!
**[05:38] ---**
Or Dissemination Wave Motion Gun GZ!
**[05:41] ---**
I think kanji plus letters
makes it cool and classy,
**[05:44] ---**
and really makes it feel like
you own the special move!
**[05:47] ---**
Kanji... letters...
***SIGN*** A kick-butt name!!
**[05:50] ---**
A kick-butt name!
***SIGN*** Hybrid Eco-Friendly Kind to Pekopon
**[05:54] ---**
Hybrids will bring harmony between
people and nature to Pekopon.
***SIGN*** Kind to the Environment!
**[06:01] ---**
Kind to the environment!
**[06:04] ---**
Grit your eyes!
**[06:05] ---**
Let your teeth do the talking!
**[06:06] ---**
988 more!
***SIGN*** Stronger!!
**[06:11] ---**
Stronger!
**[06:12] ---**
Uncle!
**[06:13] ---**
Please catch it!
**[06:14] ---**
Or, like, martial training?
**[06:21] ---**
Captain!
**[06:22] ---**
Please stop! Commander!
**[06:24] ---**
You're the commander!!
***SIGN*** Potato chips
**[06:28] ---**
You need a mind of still and
clear water to beat Natchi.
**[06:34] ---**
Still and... clear... water...
**[06:37] ---**
Yes.
**[06:38] ---**
*Meikyo-shisui* refers to having
a mind like an unclouded mirror:
**[06:42] ---**
a mind like a silent, infinite
expanse of flat water.
**[06:54] ---**
My throat...
**[06:59] ---**
E-E-Empty?
**[07:01] ---**
No...
**[07:03] ---**
No way! No way!
**[07:21] ---**
I saw it.
**[07:22] ---**
I saw it, sir!
**[07:24] ---**
With a mind of still and clear water!
**[07:31] ---**
I have...
**[07:32] ---**
I have finally done it, sir...
**[07:35] ---**
I've... been here before?
**[07:41] ---**
There it is...
**[07:41] ---**
Kanji plus letters, a kick-butt move name...
**[07:44] ---**
Now I can...
**[07:45] ---**
Now I can... Now I can!
**[07:47] ---**
Lady Natsumi!!
**[07:53] ---**
Sarge?
**[07:54] ---**
What happened to you?
**[07:55] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[07:57] ---**
After training upon training,
I've finally obtained it, ma'am!
**[08:01] ---**
T-Training?
**[08:02] ---**
Obtained what?
**[08:06] ---**
A special move, ma'am!
**[08:09] ---**
Take this!
**[08:10] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[08:12] ---**
All right.
**[08:13] ---**
Sis!
**[08:16] ---**
It's at least better than being snuck up on.
**[08:18] ---**
So get it over with, will you?
**[08:21] ---**
So you think you're tough, little girl...
**[08:23] ---**
Here I come.
**[08:27] ---**
This hand of mine glows
with an awesome power!
**[08:30] ---**
Its burning grip tells me to defeat you!
**[08:34] ---**
For the world, for all my kind, Sergeant Keroro
will crush the evil ambitions of Lady Natsumi!
**[08:41] ---**
If you don't fear the shine
of this star, come at me!
**[08:47] ---**
Observe! The dazzling rainbow
of the Keron Star!
**[08:55] ---**
Nailed that with gusto.
**[08:57] ---**
I can hardly see Mr. Sergeant at all!
**[09:01] ---**
Born on Keron, raised on Pekopon,
**[09:04] ---**
this is my forbidden attack.
**[09:07] ---**
Take this!
**[09:09] ---**
Dangozaka SA!
***SIGN*** Dangozaka SA!!!
**[09:14] ---**
Dangozaka...?!
**[09:17] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, that is so cool!
**[09:19] ---**
Visual effect's perfect, with added CG!
**[09:24] ---**
CO2 is down by 25%!
**[09:27] ---**
But... as to whether I should be
standing by and allowing this to happen...
**[09:32] ---**
No! Natsumi!
**[09:34] ---**
Sis! Look out! Dodge it!
**[09:37] ---**
Yes. Dodge it.
**[09:39] ---**
Dodge it!
**[09:41] ---**
Huh?
**[09:42] ---**
Why aren't you dodging it?! Come on!
**[09:47] ---**
I-It went around to the left!
**[09:49] ---**
And then bent around and
went to the other side?!
**[09:58] ---**
Why...
***SIGN*** Huh... Come to think of it,
wasn't I actually in quite a
bit of danger there...?
**[10:00] ---**
Why didn't you dodge it, ma'am?!
**[10:03] ---**
You think it's coming straight at you,
**[10:05] ---**
but then it suddenly bends off to the left,
**[10:07] ---**
and then even goes behind you...
**[10:10] ---**
If the opponent goes to the left,
**[10:12] ---**
backwards,
**[10:14] ---**
or even to the right,
**[10:16] ---**
as long as they dodge it,
it should always hit!
**[10:18] ---**
How could you possibly have known, ma'am?!
**[10:22] ---**
"Dangouzaka SA."
**[10:24] ---**
Gero?!
**[10:26] ---**
When we went out as a family once,
**[10:29] ---**
we stopped by a place
called that. I remember.
***SIGN*** Dangozaka Service Area
**[10:33] ---**
Dangozaka Service Area.
**[10:35] ---**
The ramp bends to the left, curves completely
around, and connects to the opposite lane.
**[10:40] ---**
There is the entrance to the greatest
service area in all of Japan.
**[10:45] ---**
A-And you figured out how it was
going to move from that, ma'am?
**[10:50] ---**
Well, you were there, too!
**[10:52] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Family Outing Saves Earth!
**[10:54] ---**
Family Outing Saves Earth!
**[10:58] ---**
I knew it would end like this.
**[11:01] ---**
Don't put a hint in the name...
**[11:04] ---**
Okay, so it's my turn now, right?
**[11:06] ---**
Gero...
**[11:08] ---**
Take thiiiiiiiiiis!
**[11:11] ---**
All next week's chores, full time,
please and thank you.
**[11:14] ---**
It's no good... I can't dodge it...
**[11:17] ---**
Yessir!
**[11:19] ---**
Ma'am!
**[11:24] ---**
After that, Sarge's special move...
**[11:27] ---**
Sarge! A cockroach!!
**[11:29] ---**
Leave it to me, sir!
**[11:33] ---**
Dangozaka SA!!
**[11:36] ---**
...found some modest use.
**[11:41] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[11:43] ---**
Did you finish cleaning?
**[11:45] ---**
Of...
**[11:46] ---**
Of course, ma'am!
**[11:51] ---**
Oh, no! I totally forgot!
**[11:54] ---**
Oh, well, I'll just pretend like I did it!
**[11:58] ---**
So you haven't done it.
**[12:00] ---**
Gero!
**[12:00] ---**
How did you know?
**[12:02] ---**
Huh? You just said so.
**[12:04] ---**
I did not, ma'am!
**[12:07] ---**
But actually... I was thinking it...
**[12:12] ---**
Lady Natsumi, don't tell me
you can read my mind?
**[12:15] ---**
Huh?
**[12:20] ---**
No way!
**[12:22] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[12:25] ---**
Ah, Giroro! Baked sweet potatoes?
**[12:28] ---**
Yeah.
**[12:30] ---**
Want one?
**[12:34] ---**
Natsumi, have you gotten fat recently?
**[12:37] ---**
Huh? What?
**[12:39] ---**
I... I didn't say anything...
**[12:41] ---**
You did! Something about me being fat!
**[12:44] ---**
I...! I only...
muttered that inside my mind...
**[12:47] ---**
Uh, no, I mean, I said nothing!
**[12:50] ---**
I said nothing!
**[12:54] ---**
What's going on?
**[12:56] ---**
The stupid frog and Giroro's
inner voices leaked out to me?
**[13:02] ---**
Natsumi: The Hole Truth, Sir!
**[13:09] ---**
Look at that face!
**[13:11] ---**
Lady Natsumi thinks that she
can read our minds, sir!
**[13:17] ---**
Huh? His mouth is closed,
but I can hear his voice...
**[13:17] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
***SIGN*** Gero gero gero gero
**[13:23] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
**[13:26] ---**
Huh? Is he...
**[13:28] ---**
Yes! This is our Keron-style ventriloquism!
**[13:31] ---**
Ventriloquism is speaking
with your mouth closed,
***SIGN*** Ventriloquism
**[13:34] ---**
to make it look like a doll
or something is speaking...
**[13:36] ---**
Yes!
**[13:37] ---**
And what's more, in the Keron style,
we really don't speak with our mouths,
**[13:40] ---**
and we don't breathe, either!
**[13:43] ---**
It is very difficult to learn!
**[13:46] ---**
When you say you don't speak
with your mouths, do you mean...
**[13:48] ---**
Yeah, that's pretty much how it works.
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku ku
**[13:53] ---**
I knew it.
**[13:56] ---**
How does this tie in to our invasion plans?
**[14:02] ---**
We will expose Pekopon's final line of defense,
Hinata Natsumi, to our fake inner voices,
**[14:08] ---**
and make her think that we are actually
always being really considerate towards her,
**[14:11] ---**
and when she lets her guard down
that's when we'll invade all at once!
**[14:15] ---**
Hmm, will it actually go that well?
**[14:17] ---**
This Keron-style ventriloquism is perfect!
**[14:20] ---**
I am sure that Natchi will fall right for it!
**[14:24] ---**
Mm...
**[14:31] ---**
Men! The crucial part is still ahead of us!
**[14:33] ---**
Let's all give it our best shot, sir!
**[14:36] ---**
Yeah!
**[14:37] ---**
Okay!
**[14:38] ---**
Yes.
**[14:39] ---**
This is all to achieve my great ambition.
***SIGN*** ° This is a monologue.
**[14:43] ---**
The rest of the platoon don't
need to know that, though...
**[14:48] ---**
I'll accompany you shopping today, ma'am!
**[14:51] ---**
Huh?
**[14:53] ---**
Dororo?
**[14:55] ---**
Getting along well shopping?
**[14:57] ---**
Even Dororo?
***SIGN*** Baba
**[14:59] ---**
I think I really have become able
to hear everyone's thoughts...
**[15:04] ---**
Natsumi-dono?
**[15:05] ---**
Ignored?
**[15:06] ---**
Ah... She must have thought
that was his inner voice...
**[15:10] ---**
That's because you wear a stupid mask, sir.
**[15:13] ---**
So mean!!
**[15:20] ---**
Gero?!
***SIGN*** Safety First
***SIGN*** Gluten
***SIGN*** Construction
Work
Ongoing
**[15:22] ---**
I am Space Detective 556!
**[15:25] ---**
I've had enough of this job!
**[15:29] ---**
Even 556-san's inner voice...
**[15:32] ---**
It's unnatural that she can
only hear 556's inner voice.
**[15:36] ---**
Mr. Corporal, you are up!
**[15:38] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[15:39] ---**
Shhh!
***SIGN*** Safety First
***SIGN*** Gluten
***SIGN*** Construction
Work
Ongoing
**[15:40] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[15:43] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[15:43] ---**
This is Lavie-san's inner voice?
**[15:46] ---**
Gerohcrap.
**[15:48] ---**
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
***SIGN*** I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
**[15:49] ---**
She's guaranteed to figure it out now!
**[15:53] ---**
Lavie-san's inner voice is really boorish.
**[15:58] ---**
She didn't figure it out, sir.
***SIGN*** Boorish
**[16:00] ---**
Boorish...
***SIGN*** Supermarket Ooba
***SIGN*** Ooba
**[16:07] ---**
Wow, that was a real shock...
**[16:08] ---**
I could hear people
all around the shop talking.
**[16:11] ---**
Have I really become psychic or something?
**[16:15] ---**
But... isn't that kind of amazing?
**[16:20] ---**
Even if it is for the sake
of tricking Natchi...
**[16:23] ---**
I can't believe we had to play all
the customers and the sales clerks...
**[16:26] ---**
Not easy...
**[16:30] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[16:36] ---**
Excuse me! What are you
fiddling around there for?
**[16:39] ---**
Gero!
**[16:40] ---**
N-Nothing, ma'am!
**[16:44] ---**
It has gotten cold, after all, sir.
**[16:46] ---**
I was holding Lady Natsumi's shoes
close to me to warm them up, sir.
**[16:51] ---**
This is about all I can do as a
gesture of how thankful I am.
**[16:57] ---**
Mr. Sergeant has been
doing that all morning.
**[17:01] ---**
Tamama's inner voice, too?
**[17:02] ---**
But I cannot tell her that.
**[17:04] ---**
It was an order from Mr. Sergeant, so Natchi
does not have to think about these things.
***SIGN*** Tamama is not sad, the ventriloquism is just very hard.
**[17:10] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[17:12] ---**
Are you... being considerate to me?
**[17:16] ---**
Bingo!
**[17:19] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[17:21] ---**
The bath is ready, ma'am!
**[17:23] ---**
Okay.
**[17:27] ---**
After all, I do want to give
the first bath to Lady Natsumi.
**[17:32] ---**
As thanks for all she does for me.
**[17:35] ---**
Oh, stupid frog,
you can go in first if you want.
***SIGN*** Bingo...
**[17:38] ---**
Bingo!
**[17:42] ---**
Time to eat!
***SIGN*** Staaaaare
**[17:44] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[17:47] ---**
Ah, it's nothing, ma'am!
**[17:50] ---**
It's probably just coincidence.
**[17:51] ---**
That one was a little bigger...
**[17:54] ---**
I'm glad, though.
**[17:56] ---**
I'm always causing trouble for Lady Natsumi.
**[17:58] ---**
She should have the slightly larger one...
**[18:00] ---**
Here.
**[18:02] ---**
I cut this one a little bigger.
**[18:06] ---**
I'm on a diet right now.
**[18:08] ---**
Bingo!
**[18:10] ---**
I really changed my view on the stupid frog!
**[18:13] ---**
Huh, really?
**[18:14] ---**
If that's what he's thinking,
I have to treat him a little better!
**[18:19] ---**
The time is ripe, sir.
**[18:23] ---**
Well, Lady Natsumi! This year's
almost over, isn't it, ma'am?
***SIGN*** Gunpla Latest Catalog!
**[18:36] ---**
Ah... December 9th is my birthday.
***SIGN*** Gunpla Latest Catalog!
**[18:41] ---**
But everyone always forgets, after all, sir.
**[18:45] ---**
I guess I'll celebrate it privately
like usual, sir.
**[18:48] ---**
All alone.
**[18:49] ---**
Oh, by the way, stupid frog,
wasn't it your birthday soon?
**[18:53] ---**
Gero.
**[18:54] ---**
She fell for it!
***SIGN*** Gunpla Latest Catalog!
**[18:55] ---**
Well, yes...
**[18:58] ---**
Lady Natsumi remembered!
That makes me happy.
**[19:01] ---**
Maybe she'll have a present
for me... yeah, right!
***SIGN*** Gunpla Latest Catalog!
**[19:07] ---**
Is that a Gundam model catalog?
**[19:11] ---**
Let me see?
**[19:13] ---**
It's working!!
**[19:14] ---**
Now don't look back!
***SIGN*** Gunpla Latest Catalog!
**[19:16] ---**
What?! Surely Lady Natsumi isn't
thinking about giving me a present?!
**[19:20] ---**
How kind she is!
**[19:21] ---**
A goddess!
**[19:24] ---**
If Lady Natsumi would get me
a Gundam model,
**[19:26] ---**
I wouldn't even care if
I got one I already had!
**[19:28] ---**
Requesting anything would be boorish,
discourteous, uncouth in the extreme!
**[19:32] ---**
Which do you want, stupid frog?
**[19:35] ---**
Which do you want, stupid frog?
***SIGN*** HERE WE GO!!
**[19:37] ---**
Here we go!!
**[19:40] ---**
I stand here on the shoulders of my subordinates,
deceived with a fake invasion plan!
***SIGN*** Cobra Gundam
**[19:44] ---**
Tricking my natural enemy Lady Natsumi
**[19:44] ---**
Stupid frog, stupid frog, please accept this.
**[19:46] ---**
into buying me an MG Cobra Gundam
as a birthday present!
**[19:47] ---**
Please accept this MG Cobra Gundam.
***SIGN*** Gunpla Latest Catalog!
**[19:51] ---**
Oh... I couldn't say...
**[19:54] ---**
Oh, I so want to say my request out loud!
**[19:59] ---**
I want the MG Cobra Gundam!
**[20:02] ---**
But I could never be so bold...
**[20:06] ---**
No matter how much I want it,
I could never ask her...
**[20:11] ---**
MG Cobra Gundam, huh...
**[20:14] ---**
MG Cobra Gundam?
**[20:16] ---**
Yes! MG Cob—
**[20:18] ---**
Wha?! Master Fuyuki?!
**[20:20] ---**
I... I didn't say anything, sir...
**[20:23] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:24] ---**
You're really good, Sarge! At ventriloquism!
**[20:27] ---**
Gero?!
**[20:28] ---**
Ventriloquism?
**[20:29] ---**
Teach me, too!
**[20:31] ---**
Ahh, this, isn't...
***SIGN*** I'm not doing any ventriloquism, sir!
**[20:33] ---**
I'm not doing any ventriloquism, sir!
***SIGN*** Ah!
**[20:37] ---**
You really are good.
**[20:39] ---**
I can hear your voice, even though
your mouth isn't moving at all.
**[20:43] ---**
Master Fuyuki, please!
**[20:46] ---**
Gero.
**[20:46] ---**
So the inner voice thing was a lie.
**[20:49] ---**
I almost fell right for
buying you a Gundam model!
**[20:52] ---**
Ahh, my catalog...
**[20:54] ---**
Now I see.
**[20:57] ---**
You even tricked us into thinking
it was an invasion plan...
**[20:59] ---**
...but you were actually
after Gundam models, huh?
**[21:01] ---**
You're a little-minded man!
**[21:04] ---**
So mean, Keroro-kun...
**[21:08] ---**
Stupid frog.
**[21:10] ---**
Erk!
**[21:11] ---**
I'll let you hear my inner voice.
**[21:15] ---**
One week before your birthday,
**[21:17] ---**
December 2nd, is my birthday.
**[21:20] ---**
Now...
**[21:21] ---**
...why don't I get him to put
on a big celebration?!
**[21:24] ---**
As thanks for all the constant hard work!
**[21:33] ---**
Gero!!
**[21:38] ---**
A few days later,
**[21:40] ---**
a gorgeous birthday party
was held for Natsumi-chan.
**[21:44] ---**
As for Sarge's birthday party,
on the other hand...
***SIGN*** I'm sorry...
**[21:48] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
***SIGN*** HERE WE GOOO!!!
**[23:22] ---**
Gara gara gara!
**[23:24] ---**
I'm the Keronians' mortal enemy, Viper, gara!
**[23:27] ---**
What's gonna pop out of the gara-gara-pon,
**[23:30] ---**
gara gara pon pon gara pon pon!
**[23:32] ---**
Which is the winning one? Nobody knows!
**[23:34] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:36] ---**
Fire up the engines of your heart!
**[23:38] ---**
"556, Space Sheriff, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Leave it to Lavie, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!