# E88 - Dasonu☆Maso: Pekopon is Mine! But I'll Comb Straight Out, I Don't Even Want It, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0P31E/dasonumaso-pekopon-is-mine-but-ill-comb-straight-out-i-dont-even-want-it-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:31] ---**
Winter is a little romantic, isn't it?
**[01:34] ---**
From time to time, the sky
gives you a wonderful present.
**[01:39] ---**
So gym period today was just amazing!
**[01:42] ---**
You should've seen Koyuki-chan, she—
**[01:45] ---**
Snow?
**[01:51] ---**
Huh? What's this?
***SIGN*** Myaowwso Concert Dasonu☆Maso
**[01:57] ---**
Concert... Dasonu☆Maso...?
**[02:00] ---**
That bunch never learns...
**[02:02] ---**
Why do they make this stuff?!
***SIGN*** Rip
**[02:04] ---**
Ahhh, Sis! Don't rip it, or—
**[02:12] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso! Dancing in my soul!
**[02:17] [SONG] ---**
I've said it enough, but he's
Dasonu☆Maso! Dancing in my soul!
**[02:22] [SONG] ---**
He is Dasonu☆Maso!
**[02:23] ---**
I am Dasonu☆Maso!
**[02:26] ---**
He's here...
**[02:31] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso: Pekopon is Mine! But I'll
Comb Straight Out, I Don't Even Want It, Sir!
**[02:37] ---**
I am Dasonu☆Maso!
**[02:40] ---**
Woww! Dasonu Maso, you're so cool!
**[02:43] ---**
Yo! Best in the universe!
**[02:44] ---**
Yeah, yeah!
**[02:46] ---**
Hmm, so, do you all remember?
**[02:47] ---**
To explain for those
who haven't seen him yet...
**[02:50] ---**
He hoped people would mistake him for the
famous Dance☆Man and buy his tickets.
**[02:55] ---**
He is a hairly strange alien
called Dasonu Maso.
***SIGN*** ("Dasonu Maso" looks very much like "Dance Man")
**[02:59] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
**[03:00] ---**
I'm just a clumsy, ham-handed man.
**[03:02] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
**[03:03] ---**
...he says while his hobby
is making bottle ships!
***SIGN*** Bottle Ship
**[03:07] ---**
That is who I am!
***SIGN*** WHO I AM
**[03:11] ---**
What the...?!
**[03:11] ---**
Not wasting any time, is he?!
**[03:15] ---**
Wooow...
**[03:15] ---**
Hmph. Ridiculous.
**[03:17] ---**
Or, like, thunderous applause?
**[03:20] ---**
Hey, you stupid frog!
**[03:21] ---**
Sarge...
**[03:22] ---**
Oh, come on, what's wrong with you two?
**[03:25] ---**
You sure are noisy, ma'am.
**[03:27] ---**
Don't you realize Dasonu Maso is in
the middle of a concert right now?
**[03:31] ---**
You bunch of idiots called him again,
not learning from the last time, didn't you?
**[03:35] ---**
N-No we did not, ma'am!
**[03:37] ---**
Dasonu Maso came here of his own accord
to boost our platoon morale, ma'am!
**[03:42] ---**
Didn't you, Dasonu Maso?
**[03:44] ---**
I'll comb straight out:
I kinda didn't say a word about that.
**[03:48] ---**
And I'm not gonna be performing
to cheer you up either, bub.
**[03:51] ---**
Oh... I see...
**[03:53] ---**
What I want to know is, how did you get here
before us when you were outside just now?
**[03:58] ---**
Oh, yeah! Now that is a good question!
**[04:03] ---**
I am Dasonu☆Maso!
**[04:07] ---**
Aghh! There're two Dasonu Maso-sans!
**[04:12] ---**
I'll hide it no longer...
***SIGN*** I'll comb straight out!
**[04:14] ---**
Though, I'll comb straight out, I wasn't really
hiding it in the first place!
**[04:16] ---**
He is my body double,
Mecha Dasonu Maso!
***SIGN*** Mecha Desonu Maso
**[04:20] ---**
Straight off the assembly line, yeah!
**[04:22] ---**
Assembly line?
**[04:24] ---**
Then—
**[04:25] ---**
By now, my clones should have
expanded all over Inner-Tokyo!
**[04:33] ---**
The tickets pour down like rain!
**[04:37] ---**
Afro hair balls seige the city,
one after another!
**[04:39] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
**[04:40] ---**
And each of the mass-produced Dasonu Maso
mechs unleashes its own hairly honest gag!
**[04:42] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
**[04:45] ---**
My memory's been so bad recently...
**[04:48] ---**
...he says, while he's got every
entertainer's birthday memorized!
**[04:50] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
**[04:52] ---**
That is who I am!
***SIGN*** WHO I AM
**[04:54] ---**
Space Watanabe Kumiko's
birthday is October 7th!
***SIGN*** October 7th
Space Watanabe Kumiko
**[04:56] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
**[04:58] ---**
I'm so terrible at cooking...
**[04:59] [SONG] ---**
He is Dasonu☆Maso!
**[05:01] ---**
...he says, after pulling off all 108 dishes
of the Manchu Han Imperial Feast!
***SIGN*** Keroro Army
Earth Conquest
**[05:03] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
**[05:05] ---**
That is who I am!
***SIGN*** WHO I AM
**[05:06] [SONG] ---**
He is Dasonu☆Maso!
**[05:07] ---**
I'm so poor and overworked!
**[05:10] ---**
...he says, while taking three weeks'
summer vacation every single year!
**[05:14] ---**
That is who I am!
**[05:16] ---**
Wh-What's with this guy?!
**[05:18] ---**
P-Pervert?!
**[05:20] ---**
Here we go!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[05:23] ---**
Those who ran away in disgust
from his hairly honest gags
**[05:25] ---**
were mercilessly blasted with
his Shaggy Beams!
**[05:28] ---**
And this time, these fearsome beams
not only afro-ized their victims,
**[05:31] ---**
but also funkified their personalities!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[05:36] ---**
Yay!
**[05:37] ---**
Aw, yeah!
**[05:37] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso!
**[05:39] ---**
And so, the whole area of Inner-Tokyo
**[05:41] ---**
was rapidly overrun by the
mass-produced Dasonu Maso mechs!
**[05:45] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso!
**[05:46] ---**
Here we go!
**[05:49] ---**
Everybody! Well, guess this'll do!
**[05:52] ---**
S-Seriously?
**[05:55] ---**
Hey! Why are you doing this?!
**[05:57] ---**
Well...
**[05:58] ---**
I'll comb straight out: if I didn't do this,
I wouldn't get any screentime.
***SIGN*** I'll comb straight out!
**[06:01] ---**
If that's all, I think you've done enough!
**[06:04] ---**
Stop it right now!
**[06:05] ---**
You say that, but...
**[06:07] ---**
at this rate, it's just a matter of time
before I take over all of Pekopon, so...
**[06:12] ---**
Let's take this as far as it'll go!
**[06:16] ---**
That's the way to party!
**[06:20] ---**
Dasonu Maso, you're so darn cool!
**[06:22] ---**
You're glorious! Let me join your team!
**[06:24] ---**
If I stand on your shoulders,
**[06:27] ---**
my platoon will be able to achieve our
invasion of Pekopon with ease, sir!
**[06:31] ---**
You are brilliant as ever, Mr. Sergeant!
**[06:33] ---**
Using any foul strategy available
to achieve your objective!
**[06:37] ---**
Or, like, stealing credit?
**[06:39] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[06:40] ---**
Sarge, you mustn't do that...
**[06:44] ---**
Keroro, do you have no sense
of pride, you jerkface?!
**[06:49] ---**
In the first place: how gutless to suggest
using these ridiculous skits to conquer Pekopon!
**[06:55] ---**
Victory in an invasion is to be
snatched triumphantly,
**[06:58] ---**
at the end of a heart-pounding,
intense battle for one's life!
**[07:01] ---**
Aw, yeah! That is one dope policy!
**[07:03] ---**
Then how 'bout this?!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[07:09] ---**
Feelin' good, baby...
**[07:11] ---**
Giroro! That afro changed
your personality too?!
**[07:15] ---**
Hey, cute and innocent Pekopon girl!
**[07:18] ---**
Wanna go on a date?
**[07:21] ---**
Don't fool around like that!
**[07:26] ---**
Gero!
**[07:28] ---**
I won't permit you to lay
a hand on Dasonu Maso-san...
**[07:33] ---**
I am not letting you take over Earth.
**[07:36] ---**
Get yourself back to
your own planet right now!
**[07:39] ---**
I'll comb straight out:
this Pekopon girl is kinda scary.
**[07:43] ---**
I'll leave you to the end,
and afro-ize you slowly.
**[07:47] ---**
I'll comb straight out:
that way will be more exciting.
**[07:51] ---**
Ewww, don't touch me!
**[07:54] ---**
See ya!
**[07:56] ---**
Wha?! Dasonu Maso-san?!
**[07:57] ---**
What about your alliance
with the Keroro Platoon?!
**[08:00] ---**
Huh?
**[08:01] ---**
I'll comb straight out: there's nothing
in it for me, so... adios!
**[08:05] ---**
Wha...
**[08:06] ---**
Wait a sec...
**[08:07] ---**
Dasonu Maso-san?!
**[08:09] ---**
Dasonu Maso-san?!
**[08:11] ---**
You petty jerk...!
**[08:18] ---**
Take this!
**[08:25] ---**
What?!
**[08:26] ---**
Fever time!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[08:36] ---**
It's no good! We don't stand a chance!
**[08:39] ---**
Get out of there now!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[08:43] ---**
What's wrong? Yoshiokadaira!
**[08:45] ---**
Funky! Aw, yeah!
**[08:48] ---**
We must act...
**[08:54] ---**
Milady!
**[08:56] ---**
I implore you to hurry!
**[08:58] ---**
You hurry up and get in too, Paul!
**[08:59] ---**
Spare no concern for me...
**[09:01] ---**
Paul!
**[09:02] ---**
Oh, yeah! Fever!
**[09:05] ---**
Come now, milady! Hurry!
**[09:07] ---**
But...
**[09:07] ---**
Sorry!
**[09:11] ---**
Paul! Open it!
**[09:14] ---**
I pray for your safety...
**[09:18] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[09:19] ---**
I beg you to take care of milady!
**[09:21] ---**
Paul!
***SIGN*** Mecha
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[09:28] ---**
Paul!
***SIGN*** Mecha
**[09:33] ---**
Aw, yeah! Fever, fever!
**[09:36] ---**
Paul...
**[09:49] ---**
I'm actually a timid man
who wouldn't hurt a fly.
**[09:53] ---**
...he says, while delivering
a focused attack!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[09:56] ---**
That is who I am!
***SIGN*** WHO I AM
**[09:58] ---**
Aw, yeah!
**[09:59] ---**
It does not bear looking at...
**[10:01] ---**
I wonder if Natsumi-san is okay?
**[10:06] ---**
That mark!
**[10:07] ---**
Momoka-dono!
**[10:11] ---**
It was headed in the direction
of the Hinata abode!
**[10:13] ---**
Let's hurry, Dororo!
**[10:15] ---**
Nin!
**[10:21] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[10:22] ---**
Momocchi!
**[10:24] ---**
Nishizawa-san, can you hear me?!
**[10:25] ---**
Momoka-chan, are you okay?!
**[10:30] ---**
Fuyuki-kun... Paul, he's... he's...
**[10:35] ---**
Momocchi?!
**[10:36] ---**
Noooo! Momocchi, wake up!
**[10:43] ---**
She's just passed out.
**[10:46] ---**
Oh, thank goodness...
**[10:47] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[10:49] ---**
You're safe!
**[10:51] ---**
You, too.
**[10:53] ---**
Dororo, what's the city looking like?
**[10:55] ---**
It appears as though the city is
already firmly under their control.
**[10:58] ---**
The citizens have no means of resistance
against the innumerable Dasonu Maso clones.
**[11:03] ---**
It did not bear looking at.
**[11:06] ---**
You, stupid frog!
**[11:07] ---**
Are you just going to let this happen?!
**[11:08] ---**
Gero?
**[11:09] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[11:10] ---**
Sarge...
**[11:11] ---**
Uncle!
**[11:12] ---**
Commander-dono!
**[11:13] ---**
Gero...
**[11:15] ---**
In the first place, we've been here on
Pekopon way longer than Dasonu Maso.
**[11:17] ---**
If we let him beat us to it,
our reputation will be in tatters.
**[11:21] ---**
And he spat all over our alliance.
**[11:23] ---**
This calls for...
**[11:25] ---**
Okay, let's do this!
**[11:27] ---**
We will put a firm end to Dasonu
Maso's takeover of Pekopon!
**[11:31] ---**
Yeah!
**[11:33] ---**
How will our Keroro Platoon stand against
the invincible-for-some-reason Dasonu Maso army?!
**[11:38] ---**
Continued in the second half!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[11:48] ---**
The situation is dire!
**[11:50] ---**
Inner-Tokyo was, at that moment, on the brink
of being taken over by the Dasonu Maso army!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[11:56] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[11:58] ---**
Dasonu Maso...
**[11:59] ---**
I will make you regret your disrespect
for the great Sergeant Keroro, sir.
**[12:03] ---**
We're directly above the target!
**[12:05] ---**
Very good! Drop Clipper Missiles, sir!
**[12:08] ---**
With pleasure! Click!
***SIGN*** Mecha
**[12:31] ---**
Life is pointless now!
**[12:34] ---**
The Dasonu Maso mechs are losing power fast!
**[12:38] ---**
Or, like, mission complete?
**[12:39] ---**
Nice!
**[12:43] ---**
Giroro's afro is starting
to go back to normal...
**[12:47] ---**
When it comes to invading Pekopon,
we have more experience!
**[12:50] ---**
This is what happens when a newbie
gets too ahead of himself, sir!
***SIGN*** Mecha
**[12:58] ---**
Not bad.
***SIGN*** I'll comb straight out!
**[13:00] ---**
Though, I'll comb straight out:
I saw all of this coming!
**[13:03] [SONG] ---**
Dance☆Man, dance!
**[13:03] ---**
Fever time!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[13:07] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
**[13:12] ---**
Giroro...
**[13:12] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
**[13:13] ---**
The Dasonu Maso army was quickly revived.
**[13:15] [SONG] ---**
That girl looks like she kisses sweetly.
**[13:16] ---**
It's no good! They've turned back again.
**[13:19] ---**
Or, like, corpses revived?
**[13:19] [SONG] ---**
His name is Dasonu☆Maso!
Dancing in my soul!
**[13:21] ---**
Hey, Pekopon charm girl!
**[13:25] ---**
You just lie down.
**[13:26] ---**
Ah! Uncle!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[13:30] ---**
Sarge!
**[13:31] ---**
Tama-chan!
**[13:32] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, we've lost control.
**[13:35] ---**
What?! Kululu, do you have anything?!
**[13:39] ---**
Normal weapons
have no effect on afros.
**[13:42] ---**
As great as I am, even I have to
throw my hands up here.
**[13:44] ---**
What?!
**[13:45] ---**
We are stalling!
**[13:55] ---**
Uncle... are you all right?
**[13:58] ---**
Th-This is nothing...
**[14:00] ---**
Uncle! Uncle!
**[14:06] ---**
We can't even count on Kululu,
with him in this state...
**[14:08] ---**
It looks like there's
nothing we can do for now.
**[14:10] ---**
Oh no...
**[14:12] ---**
I am ashamed.
**[14:20] ---**
Dinner with Fuyuki-kun...
**[14:22] ---**
I should be ecstatic at this situation...
**[14:29] ---**
Yeah, yeah! This rocks, baby!
**[14:32] ---**
You're harshing my buzz, Pekopon girl!
**[14:34] ---**
What are you doing, Giroro?! Be yourself!
**[14:38] ---**
Cut me some slack, jack...
I'm not up to this right now, baby...
**[14:42] ---**
Giroro...
**[14:43] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
**[14:47] [SONG] ---**
Afro and Sergeant.
**[14:50] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
**[14:54] [SONG] ---**
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[14:54] ---**
It can't be!
**[14:57] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
**[15:02] ---**
It's the real Dance Man!
**[15:04] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
**[15:07] ---**
Hey, guys!
**[15:09] ---**
Heard Pekopon was in a pinch,
so I flew right over!
**[15:10] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
**[15:14] ---**
I called him here!
**[15:14] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[15:16] ---**
It's the real Dance Man!
**[15:18] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
**[15:18] ---**
Funk is the password for peace and love!
**[15:21] ---**
We'll teach a lesson to this impostor
with the annoying name!
**[15:21] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[15:26] ---**
Wow! It's the real Dance Man!
**[15:28] ---**
Sooo cool!
**[15:30] ---**
You have the full and total cooperation
of the Keroro Platoon, sir!
**[15:34] ---**
Missiles, fighter jets,
you name it, you got it, sir!
**[15:38] ---**
Nononono. No violence.
**[15:41] ---**
Huh? Then how are you going to fight them?
**[15:45] ---**
This is my weapon!
***SIGN*** The Simple Purity of Namul
**[15:52] ---**
A musical score?
**[15:54] ---**
Gerooo! Gero! Gero! Gerooo!
**[15:58] ---**
What's this for?!
**[15:59] ---**
Uncle!
**[16:01] ---**
Is that how you use them?
**[16:03] ---**
Nope.
**[16:04] ---**
Lucky for us,
we've got four cute girls here.
**[16:08] ---**
You four will sing.
**[16:09] ---**
What?!
**[16:09] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
**[16:11] ---**
Us?
**[16:12] ---**
Sing... oh my!
**[16:14] ---**
Or, like, somewhat doubtful?
**[16:16] ---**
Seriously?
**[16:17] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
**[16:17] ---**
I'm deadly serious. Mega serious.
**[16:20] ---**
And so, on to the training, yaaowww!
***SIGN*** Soul
**[16:25] ---**
I will now instruct you on all that is funk.
**[16:30] ---**
Yes, please!
**[16:32] ---**
And so Natsumi, Momoka, Mois, and Koyuki
began their tough training by Dance Man!
**[16:42] ---**
You jerk!
**[16:43] ---**
The fate of peace on Earth
rests in your voices!
**[16:47] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero, forward ho!
**[16:48] ---**
Only a very short time is granted them!
**[16:52] ---**
Within this limited time,
they must master the essence of funk!
**[16:58] ---**
The training was the apex of ferocity!
**[17:00] ---**
Gero... What brutal training!
**[17:03] ---**
Poor Momocchi...
**[17:06] ---**
Koyuki-dono...
**[17:09] ---**
Are they going to be okay?
**[17:14] ---**
You've all been working hard.
**[17:16] ---**
That's it for your lessons.
**[17:18] ---**
All that's left is for you to join
your hearts as one, and sing!
**[17:22] ---**
Y-Yes!
**[17:28] ---**
I'll comb straight out: the throne
of power feels real good!
**[17:31] ---**
That's far enough, Dasonu Maso!
**[17:33] ---**
Who are you?!
**[17:35] ---**
With love!
**[17:36] ---**
And peace!
**[17:37] ---**
Evangelists for girls' funk!
**[17:38] ---**
The Ultimate Weapon Unit!
**[17:41] ---**
More Peach Summer Snow!
**[17:43] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wha-What?!
**[17:49] ---**
What?!
**[17:55] ---**
They're looking pretty good!
**[17:58] ---**
This is a rare sight...
**[18:00] ---**
Good luck!
**[18:08] [SONG] ---**
Earth is abundant with love!
**[18:12] [SONG] ---**
A miraculous tender dance!
**[18:18] [SONG] ---**
Space is marbled like a steak.
**[18:19] ---**
Koyuki-dono...
**[18:21] ---**
This is gonna keep me busy!
**[18:22] [SONG] ---**
A wonderful simmering shake.
**[18:27] [SONG] ---**
Stop the hyperspeed of sound!
**[18:29] [SONG] ---**
First, summer berries.
**[18:30] [SONG] ---**
Second, peachbutt grass.
**[18:31] [SONG] ---**
Stop the hyperspeed of light!
**[18:33] [SONG] ---**
Three, some mois leaves.
**[18:35] [SONG] ---**
Four, kinoko mushrooms.
**[18:37] [SONG] ---**
On some planets,
it's usually those four!
**[18:41] [SONG] ---**
Please notice me!
**[18:42] ---**
Oh my god!
**[18:43] ---**
Dasonu Maso was weak to the
radiance of the real deal!
**[18:44] [SONG] ---**
Namul! Namul!
**[18:46] [SONG] ---**
I really love you...
**[18:47] ---**
And their Girls' Funk
was indeed the real deal!
**[18:49] [SONG] ---**
Stuck on you! Stuck on you!
**[18:51] [SONG] ---**
Reach out your hand to me.
**[18:54] [SONG] ---**
Namul! Namul!
**[18:55] [SONG] ---**
I'll heal your heart.
**[18:58] [SONG] ---**
Makes you thin! Makes you thin!
**[19:00] [SONG] ---**
I'm roasting with jealousy,
and sometimes I wanna grill you, baby.
**[19:06] [SONG] ---**
So please...
**[19:09] [SONG] ---**
From time to time, look right at me.
**[19:10] [SONG] ---**
Come on, hold on tight.
**[19:13] [SONG] ---**
It won't be my fault if you go
**[19:15] [SONG] ---**
Flying off again!
**[19:19] ---**
Hearing real singing voices,
the Dasonu Maso mechs
**[19:22] ---**
writhed in pain, and disappeared.
**[19:26] ---**
As they did,
**[19:28] ---**
the afro-ized people turned back
to normal one after another!
**[19:28] [SONG] ---**
Our future is fresh and colorful.
**[19:32] [SONG] ---**
Crisp and high-quality moves.
**[19:37] [SONG] ---**
Our history has a mouth-watering aroma.
**[19:38] ---**
Fever! Fever! Fever!
**[19:42] [SONG] ---**
Tumultuous firm and tasty grooves.
**[19:47] [SONG] ---**
Stop the speed of sound!
**[19:49] [SONG] ---**
First, bean sprouts.
**[19:50] [SONG] ---**
Second, spinach.
**[19:52] [SONG] ---**
Stop the speed of light!
**[19:53] [SONG] ---**
Third, Japanese royal fern.
**[19:53] ---**
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
**[19:55] [SONG] ---**
Fourth, daikon radish.
**[19:56] [SONG] ---**
Cut up nice and thin.
**[19:59] [SONG] ---**
It's usually those four!
**[20:01] [SONG] ---**
Please notice me!
**[20:04] [SONG] ---**
Namul! Namul!
**[20:06] ---**
They did it!
**[20:06] [SONG] ---**
I wanna be with you!
**[20:08] ---**
Everyone turned back to normal, sir!
**[20:09] [SONG] ---**
Soaking in! Soaking in!
**[20:11] [SONG] ---**
Reach out your hand to me!
**[20:12] ---**
I am truly relieved...
**[20:14] [SONG] ---**
Namul! Namul!
**[20:16] [SONG] ---**
It'll be wasted if you don't eat it all!
**[20:17] ---**
What... have I been doing...
**[20:18] [SONG] ---**
Left over! Left over!
**[20:21] [SONG] ---**
It's a meatless dish.
**[20:24] [SONG] ---**
That's why I just want to meet you, baby.
**[20:26] [SONG] ---**
Make me happy!
**[20:29] [SONG] ---**
But you're always
**[20:29] ---**
Natsumi!
**[20:30] [SONG] ---**
Looking the other way.
**[20:31] ---**
What in blazes has been going on
while I've been out of it...?!
**[20:33] [SONG] ---**
It won't be my fault if you miss out on
**[20:35] [SONG] ---**
This delicious thing!
**[20:36] ---**
I've got it all on tape.
**[20:38] ---**
Wh-What?
**[20:39] ---**
Wanna seeee?
**[20:41] ---**
Kululu... Please...
**[20:45] ---**
Can't believe they're singing
the second verse, as well...
**[20:49] ---**
I've lost completely.
**[20:51] ---**
But I'll comb straight out: I took up a whole
episode, so I'd call that a success!
***SIGN*** I'll comb straight out!
**[20:55] ---**
Well, then... adios!
**[20:57] ---**
I'm gonna be a regular next time!
**[21:00] ---**
And so, thanks to the efforts of
More, Peach, Summer, and Snow,
**[21:03] ---**
Dasonu Maso was successfully driven away!
**[21:09] ---**
And the next day.
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[21:11] ---**
Hey! Stupid frog!
You were on cleaning duty today!
**[21:17] ---**
Gero?! Lady Natsumi!
**[21:19] ---**
N-Natsumi...
**[21:20] ---**
What are you doing instead of working?
**[21:23] ---**
Oh, no, this is nothing, ma'am!
**[21:26] ---**
Suspicious.
**[21:27] ---**
No, no, no!
**[21:28] ---**
You're up to no good again, aren't you?
**[21:31] ---**
Show me!
**[21:35] ---**
Turned out well, didn't it?
**[21:37] ---**
I made a bunch of these and put them up for
sale on the net. They sold like hotcakes!
***SIGN*** Rare Footage
**[21:41] ---**
When?!
**[21:43] ---**
Good work, Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[21:45] ---**
Best in the platoon at securing funds, sir!
**[21:50] ---**
Some people can't get enough of this!
**[21:51] ---**
You should check out the dressing-room
scenes I put in the bonus features...
**[21:55] ---**
Oh... you think there's gonna be
no repercussions for filming that?!
**[22:00] ---**
M-My glasses...
**[22:01] ---**
You pervert! And all of you!
**[22:04] ---**
N-N-No, it wasn't us...!
**[22:05] ---**
You hold it right there!
**[22:08] ---**
In any case, we can all be glad
that peace on Earth was protected.
**[22:12] ---**
Wait, what's going to happen with the
Keroro Platoon's reputation as invaders?
**[22:16] ---**
Gero?
**[22:18] ---**
G-Gero...
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:51] ---**
It's Fuyuki! Starting to get cold, isn't it?
**[23:54] ---**
I know! Let's do a nabe tonight!
**[23:56] ---**
What should we put in it?
**[23:58] ---**
Kimchi nabe... Tounyuu nabe...
Pork sukiyaki nabe...
**[24:01] ---**
Ah, maybe we could get Sarge
to help and have a space nabe!
**[24:04] ---**
Never mind that! The next episode is
**[24:06] ---**
"Giroro: The Man with Seven Faces, Sir!"
**[24:10] ---**
"Fuyuki: Let's Join the
Occult Tournament, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
These two episodes.
How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!