# E102 - Keroro Platoon: Pekopon! A Dying Planet Of Love, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV210M/keroro-platoon-pekopon-a-dying-planet-of-love-sir)
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**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:35] ---**
This is Taruru. Mission complete.
**[01:38] ---**
Good work. Head to the meeting point.
**[01:41] ---**
With this, the surviving forces
of the Keroro Platoon are...
**[01:44] ---**
...Sergeant Keroro, Sergeant
Major Kululu, and...
**[01:47] ---**
...Lance Corporal Zeroro,
who has hidden himself.
***SIGN*** Haniwa Transit
**[01:59] ---**
Where are you?
**[02:02] ---**
Where are you, Zeroro?
**[02:04] ---**
Show yourself.
**[02:14] ---**
Keroro Platoon: Pekopon!
A Dying Planet Of Love, Sir!
**[02:22] ---**
Gero!
**[02:23] ---**
The enemy's hacking program has
reached the final line of defense!
**[02:27] ---**
Or, like, final standoff?
**[02:29] ---**
No way...
**[02:30] ---**
No clue who this guy is, but...
**[02:32] ---**
I'll give him some credit.
**[02:34] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[02:35] ---**
Leave it to me.
**[02:37] ---**
I just finished my
latest defense program!
**[02:40] ---**
Click!
**[02:44] ---**
That's why he's a Sergeant Major!
**[02:47] ---**
That'll teach you to
meddle with a system built by me...
**[03:01] ---**
Too bad!
**[03:03] ---**
Gero!
**[03:04] ---**
Obviously I predicted *that*
simple counterattack already!
**[03:08] ---**
He took advantage of Sergeant
Major Kululu's defense program,
**[03:11] ---**
and used it to bypass the
final line of defense in one swoop!
**[03:16] ---**
Do you feel that?
**[03:18] ---**
Waiting for the moment the enemy gets
arrogant and then pushing them right off!
**[03:21] ---**
That's what makes a super-cool
hacker, don't you think?!
**[03:24] ---**
Yeah, super cool!
**[03:33] ---**
Hey, hold up, Kululu! Where are you going?!
**[03:36] ---**
Or, like, workplace walkout?
**[03:38] ---**
I can't believe even Kululu
was no match for them...
**[03:45] ---**
It seems that I have...
**[03:48] ---**
...spent so long on Pekopon,
I've been doing everything half-baked...
**[03:52] ---**
Time to get serious!
**[03:55] ---**
Lady Mois! While at least
part of the system is alive,
**[03:58] ---**
we should determine the present
locations of the Hinata family!
**[04:01] ---**
Right!
**[04:02] ---**
Master Fuyuki... Lady Natsumi...
please, be safe!
**[04:12] ---**
It's okay. It doesn't look like
they're following us.
**[04:18] ---**
It doesn't matter where we run.
**[04:20] ---**
There's no way we can
escape from those aliens.
**[04:24] ---**
Sis...
**[04:25] ---**
Even the stupid frog could've done this
if he'd been serious about it.
**[04:29] ---**
And yet we just trusted him.
**[04:33] ---**
Sarge is our friend!
**[04:35] ---**
He would never do this!
**[04:38] ---**
Anyway, for now,
we just have to believe in them!
**[04:41] ---**
What good will that do?
**[04:44] ---**
Even Giroro was no match for them.
**[04:48] ---**
What hope does that stupid frog have?!
**[04:54] ---**
Sis...
**[04:57] ---**
I'm so tired...
I don't want to run anymore...
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I've found you, Pekoponians.
**[05:08] ---**
Sis!
**[05:20] ---**
Saburo-senpai!
**[05:21] ---**
Leave this to me! You go!
**[05:23] ---**
B-But...
**[05:24] ---**
Just go, quickly!
**[05:32] ---**
What a ridiculous ability.
**[05:42] ---**
Saburo-senpai!
**[05:48] ---**
Signal on hyperspace sonar!
**[05:51] ---**
Here comes the audio.
**[05:53] ---**
Sis, let's run for it!
**[05:54] ---**
But...
**[05:55] ---**
They'll catch us, too!
**[05:55] ---**
Lady Natsumi! Master Fuyuki!
**[05:57] ---**
Lady Mois.
**[05:58] ---**
Prepare for immediate
spatial transport, ma'am!
**[06:01] ---**
Roger!
**[06:03] ---**
Saburo-senpai!
**[06:06] ---**
Are you watching this, Zeroro?
**[06:07] ---**
I am right here now.
**[06:10] ---**
Zeroro... He means
Lance Corporal Dororo, right?
**[06:14] ---**
Disappear.
**[06:18] ---**
Transport!
**[06:19] ---**
Roger!
**[06:27] ---**
You let your guard down.
**[06:29] ---**
Too bad.
**[06:30] ---**
Meddling little Pekoponian!
**[06:44] ---**
This is... Grandma's house?
**[06:46] ---**
Natsumi! Fuyuki!
**[06:48] ---**
Mom!
**[06:50] ---**
Mom!
**[06:51] ---**
I'm so glad you're both okay.
**[06:54] ---**
Why are you here?
**[06:56] ---**
I don't know.
**[06:57] ---**
My body was suddenly surrounded in light...
**[07:00] ---**
And the next thing I knew, I was here.
**[07:03] ---**
Even Grandma is...
**[07:06] ---**
It's probably like this all over the world.
**[07:08] ---**
How horrible...
**[07:10] ---**
Lady Mom.
**[07:11] ---**
Lady Natsumi, and Master Fuyuki.
**[07:15] ---**
Sergeant?
**[07:19] ---**
The enemy's interference is severe,
**[07:21] ---**
so this will be a one-way broadcast...
**[07:25] ---**
Our Keroro Platoon is currently
**[07:27] ---**
engaged in battle against an enemy claiming
to be the Galulu Platoon of the Keron Army.
**[07:31] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[07:33] ---**
Whoopsie, intercept communication.
**[07:35] ---**
Break encryption, done and done...
**[07:39] ---**
I found you.
**[07:40] ---**
We find ourselves in dire trouble.
**[07:42] ---**
But we intend to see our cause through,
**[07:46] ---**
and continue fighting until the last moment.
**[07:49] ---**
Lady Mom, you were strict,
and also kind, ma'am.
**[07:52] ---**
Kero-chan...
**[07:53] ---**
Lady Natsumi, I apologize for
always causing you trouble, ma'am.
**[07:57] ---**
Oh no... What are you saying, stupid frog?
**[08:00] ---**
And you, Master Fuyuki.
**[08:03] ---**
I am really glad that we were able
to become friends, sir.
**[08:07] ---**
Sarge!
**[08:08] ---**
I really... really have... had fun, sir.
**[08:33] ---**
Sarge...
**[08:35] ---**
Sarge!
**[08:42] ---**
Just kidding!
**[08:43] ---**
Did I scare you?! Heh heh heh!
**[08:45] ---**
Uncle! The enemy's interference
has brought the line down!
**[08:49] ---**
"Just kidding!" and onwards hasn't been sent!
**[08:52] ---**
Oh noooooo!!
**[08:54] ---**
Come on, this isn't funny!
**[08:56] ---**
Those sound totally like my last words now!
**[08:58] ---**
I feel like I've doomed myself, sir!
**[09:01] ---**
Well, what do we have here.
**[09:03] ---**
It seems that you lack a sense
of crisis, even in this situation.
**[09:08] ---**
Just as I'd expect from the *current*
Pekopon Invasion Advance Team Leader.
**[09:13] ---**
We meet at last, Sergeant Keroro.
**[09:17] ---**
First Lieutenant Galulu...
**[09:18] ---**
Let me get right down to business.
**[09:21] ---**
Please, wait!
**[09:23] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[09:24] ---**
Stand back, Uncle!
**[09:26] ---**
Mimicry, disable!
**[09:31] ---**
An enemy that even
Corporal Giroro was no match for...
**[09:33] ---**
I have to take him down in a
single attack, or Uncle will...!
**[09:36] ---**
Here I come!
**[09:37] ---**
Armageddon! One-tenth!
**[09:46] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[09:47] ---**
I will... Uncle, I will...
**[09:51] ---**
...protect... you!
**[09:58] ---**
Gero! Lady Mois!
**[10:03] ---**
Uncle!
**[10:05] ---**
Uncle!!
**[10:12] ---**
That stupid frog...
**[10:15] ---**
He never said once...
**[10:16] ---**
...that he was in that much trouble.
**[10:19] ---**
We doubted him...
**[10:23] ---**
Now isn't the time for regret, is it?!
**[10:26] ---**
Kero-chan betrayed his comrades
to save us.
**[10:30] ---**
Now it's our turn to think
what we can do for him!
**[10:36] ---**
What we can do...
**[10:40] ---**
And if you really feel you
need to act... use that.
**[10:44] ---**
I'm going to do it!
**[10:47] ---**
Here I go!
**[10:53] ---**
Sis?!
**[10:55] ---**
Natsumi!
**[11:07] ---**
So you really did recruit a
Planetary Executioner into your squad.
**[11:12] ---**
That stone...
**[11:13] ---**
An Angol Stone.
**[11:15] ---**
It's a special mineral designed to
seal the powers of the Angol tribe.
**[11:20] ---**
I will have you take a short nap.
**[11:23] ---**
I... I will protect...
**[11:26] ---**
Wait, sir!
**[11:28] ---**
We are indebted to Lady Mois
for her co-operation.
**[11:32] ---**
I ask you to treat her gently, sir.
**[11:35] ---**
Uncle, you mustn't...!
**[11:39] ---**
Lady Mois, we have done enough, ma'am.
**[11:42] ---**
Uncle...
**[11:46] ---**
It was a fine battle, sir.
**[11:48] ---**
My platoon has...
**[11:50] ---**
no, I have... suffered total defeat.
**[11:53] ---**
Then you surrender completely?
**[11:55] ---**
I do have one condition, however.
**[12:00] ---**
I want you to guarantee the safety
of everyone in the Hinata family.
**[12:04] ---**
Very well. It was never our desire to enter
into armed conflict with the Pekoponians.
**[12:10] ---**
However.
**[12:12] ---**
That will depend on them not putting up
any meaningless resistance.
**[12:22] ---**
That's that powered suit!
**[12:25] ---**
This should do it!
Mom, Fuyuki, I'll be right back.
**[12:29] ---**
Natsumi...
**[12:30] ---**
Just like you said, Mom.
**[12:31] ---**
We have to think about what we can do.
**[12:35] ---**
Sis!
**[12:36] ---**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[12:38] ---**
I'm not going to save them.
**[12:40] ---**
I'm going to yell at that stupid frog for thinking
he can get away with
**[12:42] ---**
acting like a goody-two-shoes!
**[12:45] ---**
I understand.
But don't push yourself too hard, Natsumi.
**[12:48] ---**
Don't worry. I won't hesitate any more.
**[12:52] ---**
Sis...
**[12:56] ---**
Hinata Natsumi, moving out!!
**[13:02] ---**
Hinata Natsumi,
Earth's final line of defense, takes off!
**[13:09] ---**
Then I shall state my demands.
**[13:12] ---**
I would like the prompt return
of the Kero Ball.
**[13:15] ---**
Huh? The Kero Ball?
**[13:17] ---**
Yes.
**[13:17] ---**
The proof of an official
Pekopon invasion squad.
**[13:20] ---**
If we do not secure both the Keron Star
conferred to the squad leader
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and the Kero Ball, we will be
unable to take over the mission.
**[13:27] ---**
Umm... huh?
**[13:29] ---**
When did I use that last, again, sir?
**[13:32] ---**
Umm, I think it was spring of last year...
**[13:35] ---**
Uh, do you think you could
attend to Lady Mois first?
**[13:38] ---**
I should have expected nothing less
from a seasoned soldier...
**[13:42] ---**
I underestimated you.
**[13:45] ---**
If you insist upon playing dumb...
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...then you leave me no choice!
**[13:50] ---**
Gero! Wa-Wait, that's not what I...!
**[13:56] ---**
Ge...ro...?
**[13:57] ---**
Gero!!
**[14:00] ---**
Nooooooo!!
**[14:02] ---**
I told you. We require the Kero Ball,
**[14:05] ---**
and the Keron Star
conferred to the squad leader!
**[14:09] ---**
Wai-Wait!
**[14:13] ---**
Gero gero!!
**[14:19] ---**
We will now eliminate Sergeant Keroro.
**[14:25] ---**
Such speed...
**[14:27] ---**
Gravitational acceleration load: 0.
**[14:29] ---**
Peak power output:
**[14:31] ---**
7,230,000 horsepower.
**[14:33] ---**
That voice is Giroro's!
**[14:35] ---**
You're okay?
**[14:36] ---**
Please note that this audio is
prerecorded for navigational use.
**[14:40] ---**
I cannot respond.
**[14:41] ---**
However, I have accounted for
all possible battle scenarios—
**[14:44] ---**
Ah! Whatcha up to, Giroro?
**[14:46] ---**
Ahh, it looks like he's
doing something funny!
**[14:50] ---**
Hey! Go over there!
Quit messing it up!
**[14:52] ---**
Let us join in, too!
**[14:52] ---**
Boo, boo, boo!
**[14:55] ---**
Anyway,
**[14:56] ---**
the fact that you have put on
this powered suit means
**[14:59] ---**
that you are now
Pekopon's final stronghold.
**[15:03] ---**
Natsumi! Psyche yourself up and go for it!
**[15:05] ---**
You don't need to worry! I already have!
**[15:09] ---**
That is a Keron Army landing
assault type space warship.
**[15:12] ---**
I didn't notice that thing
was above the city...
**[15:15] ---**
Enemy wave incoming.
**[15:21] ---**
Additional weaponry for this suit
**[15:23] ---**
will be transported from a mobile
ammunition vault located in subspace.
**[15:26] ---**
Allow your imagination to
guide the way you fight!
**[15:29] ---**
Okay!
**[15:34] ---**
Behind you, Natsumi!
**[15:40] ---**
Transport shield!
**[15:43] ---**
Above!
**[15:48] ---**
Inertia control.
**[15:57] ---**
Come on, Natsumi.
**[15:59] ---**
You won't get anywhere just running away.
**[16:01] ---**
Oh, shut up!
**[16:02] ---**
You expect me to start a firefight
in the middle of the school?!
***SIGN*** No
running
in the
halls!
**[16:12] ---**
Switching to close-combat.
**[16:13] ---**
No mercy!
**[16:18] ---**
Proton sabers, max mode!
**[16:29] ---**
Found it!
**[16:30] ---**
Fuyuki?
**[16:32] ---**
I'm always saying we're friends,
**[16:34] ---**
and yet there I was, doubting him!
**[16:37] ---**
The Kero Ball!
**[16:48] ---**
Mom!
**[16:49] ---**
Go, Fuyuki!
**[16:50] ---**
But...!
**[16:51] ---**
Leave this to me!
**[16:54] ---**
Hurry! Go to Kero-chan and the others!
**[16:56] ---**
Okay! I'll come back right away!
**[17:05] ---**
Fuyuki... Natsumi...
**[17:08] ---**
Good luck...!
**[17:12] ---**
Looks like we've eliminated the
remaining Pekoponians, too.
**[17:16] ---**
Aaand we have total control over
their underground base.
**[17:20] ---**
I don't know who the guy is, but he sure
is lax, the Keroro Platoon's operator.
**[17:24] ---**
The last time I attacked
a Keron Army center point,
**[17:27] ---**
I'm pretty sure there was
someone better in charge...
**[17:35] ---**
Approaching Hinata household!
**[17:37] ---**
We're just gonna blast straight in!
**[17:39] ---**
Here I advise cautious guerrilla warfare.
**[17:41] ---**
Oh, shut up, you obsessed freak!
**[17:42] ---**
All I'm doing is going back to my own house!
**[17:45] ---**
Brake, brake!
**[17:46] ---**
I'm home!!
**[17:49] ---**
An intruder in the base?
**[17:51] ---**
That was more like a missile!
**[17:57] ---**
What's this?! It's awful!
**[18:01] ---**
Mois-chan!
**[18:02] ---**
Welcome, valiant female Pekoponian soldier.
**[18:06] ---**
We have been fully informed.
**[18:07] ---**
You are the Pekoponian Army's
final line of defense,
**[18:10] ---**
code number 7-2-3, a.k.a. Natsumi.
**[18:14] ---**
I'm not sure I like that description.
**[18:16] ---**
Allow me to ask you one question.
**[18:18] ---**
Why did you deliberately return here?
**[18:21] ---**
Did you come to save Commander Keroro?
**[18:24] ---**
A-As if anyone would come
to save that stupid frog!
**[18:28] ---**
I see.
**[18:30] ---**
Thank you for your answer.
**[18:33] ---**
Nonaggressive defense!
**[18:36] ---**
Zero-Dimensional Slash!
**[18:38] ---**
Taruru Genocide FX!
**[18:40] ---**
Max defense.
**[18:45] ---**
Damage... zero.
**[18:50] ---**
That weapon is not Pekoponian in origin.
**[18:53] ---**
You had the Keroro Platoon make it for you.
**[18:56] ---**
That's not my style.
**[18:58] ---**
The stupid frogs just made it on their own.
**[19:01] ---**
I see.
**[19:10] ---**
My weapons!
**[19:11] ---**
We're being forcibly disarmed!
**[19:14] ---**
Install all the protection you like,
**[19:16] ---**
as long as it's still a Keron Army system,
I can still *hack it!*
**[19:22] ---**
Total function breakdown.
Weaponry forcibly disarmed.
**[19:25] ---**
I'm sorry... Natsumi...
**[19:30] ---**
Well, that is pretty much the last
of our anticipated battles finished.
**[19:35] ---**
Let us proceed with preparations
for the invasion.
**[19:38] ---**
Wait!
**[19:39] ---**
What's going to happen to the
stupid frog and the others?
**[19:43] ---**
I suppose I will introduce you to him
before I eliminate you.
**[19:47] ---**
This is our new squad leader.
**[19:50] ---**
Captain Keroro.
**[20:03] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[20:04] ---**
Resistance is now meaningless.
**[20:07] ---**
Pekopon will be mine.
**[20:10] ---**
Stupid frog...!
**[20:12] ---**
What did you do to him?!
**[20:13] ---**
Sergeant Keroro was noted as having
severe Pekoponian contamination.
**[20:18] ---**
Accordingly, we used our medical machine
to completely reset his body and memories.
**[20:23] ---**
We reinstalled the latest version
of the Keroro Soldier program,
**[20:27] ---**
and he has now been reborn as
Captain Keroro, with a far stronger will.
**[20:32] ---**
You remade the stupid frog's
mind and body?!
**[20:35] ---**
Wrong. We returned them to normal.
**[20:38] ---**
This is how he was. An invader!
**[20:43] ---**
Pekoponian. Kneel before me.
**[20:47] ---**
I am the leader of the Special Advance Team
of the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
**[20:51] ---**
the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula.
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Captain Keroro.
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You...
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You really forgot all about us...?
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I deem further conversation
to be unnecessary.
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Senior Private Taruru.
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Oh, yeah!
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Sarge!
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Fuyuki!
**[21:20] ---**
The Pekoponian I let slip away...
**[21:22] ---**
L-Look! In his hands!
**[21:25] ---**
The Kero Ball!
**[21:29] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki.
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According to our data, you are a
pacifist who dislikes conflict.
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But it does not appear as though
you are here to surrender.
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I know you guys want the Kero Ball!
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I know that it's important to the Keron Army.
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And I know that it's even capable of
destroying the Earth if you want it to!
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I'm just a middle-schooler
with no power at all.
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But... I will definitely
save Sarge and the others!
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Yes... Because I'm their friend!
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I won't let you guys invade the Earth!
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I'll blow it up instead!
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The fate of Earth has been entrusted
to the hands of Hinata Fuyuki.
**[22:15] ---**
The battle to the death between the
Keroro Platoon and the Galulu Platoon...
**[22:18] ---**
...concludes next episode!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
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Even though we want to make up.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
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Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:02] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
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In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
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I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:52] ---**
Gero gero. I am Captain Keroro.
**[23:55] ---**
To me, reborn,
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the invasion of Pekopon
will be a trivial feat.
**[24:00] ---**
Now, Hinata Fuyuki, Hinata Natsumi...
**[24:04] ---**
It is time for you to disappear!
**[24:05] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[24:06] ---**
Are you serious, Sarge?
**[24:07] ---**
I am *Captain* Keroro!
**[24:10] ---**
Next time, "Keroro Platoon:
One More Final: I Need You, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
And the title will change to
*Captain Keroro.*
**[24:17] ---**
Wait, it won't?! What?!