# E341 - Keroro: Survival by Toilet, Sir! / Keroro vs. Giroro vs. Tamama vs. Dororo, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU052KM/keroro-survival-by-toilet-sir--keroro-vs-giroro-vs-tamama-vs-dororo-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** Caution
**[01:31] ---**
Viewers at home,
**[01:33] ---**
do not try anything you see
during this particular episode.
**[01:37] ---**
Hey!
**[01:39] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[01:41] ---**
Get back here!
**[01:43] ---**
There's no alien that's gonna stop running
when they're told, "Get back here!"
**[01:51] ---**
That was too close!
**[01:53] ---**
Open this door!
**[01:54] ---**
If you don't come out,
it'll only get worse for you!
**[01:56] ---**
Jeez!
**[01:58] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[02:00] ---**
Stupid Pekoponian!
**[02:01] ---**
How does it feel to have your own security
***SIGN*** Security
**[02:05] ---**
used against you?
**[02:07] ---**
You just made it worse for yourself!
**[02:09] ---**
Come out of there!
**[02:11] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[02:13] ---**
All right. This should be easy.
**[02:15] ---**
Time to make my escape.
**[02:19] ---**
Gero?
**[02:21] ---**
I never noticed these bars before...
**[02:23] ---**
If you think this'll just blow over,
you're sorely mistaken!
**[02:26] ---**
Be prepared when you do come out.
**[02:28] ---**
Gero!
**[02:33] ---**
Keroro: Survival by Toilet, Sir!
**[02:40] ---**
It seems this'll be a drawn-out war.
**[02:43] ---**
And if it's a drawn-out war,
I'll need food and water, for starters!
***SIGN*** Food
***SIGN*** Water
**[02:47] ---**
For food, I have...
**[02:49] ---**
Ta-da!
**[02:50] ---**
Keron Army Type-G rations!
**[02:53] ---**
I am a first-class soldier!
**[03:00] ---**
Gero!
**[03:03] ---**
It's disgusting beyond compare!
**[03:05] ---**
W-Water...
**[03:09] ---**
Gero!
**[03:12] ---**
Yahoo! It's coming out!
**[03:14] ---**
I have all the water I need!
**[03:16] ---**
And water is all-important to us Keronians!
**[03:19] ---**
It's delicious!
**[03:21] ---**
Gero gero gero...
**[03:23] ---**
It seems I hold the cards in this battle!
**[03:28] ---**
Sarge is holed up in the bathroom?
**[03:30] ---**
I'm not letting him
get away with it this time!
**[03:33] ---**
Look at this! My precious 623-san autograph!
***SIGN*** Right now, you're hand-rolled tuna.
**[03:38] ---**
Handprints?
**[03:39] ---**
Gero gero!
**[03:41] ---**
I gave it more details for you!
***SIGN*** Right now, you're hand-rolled tuna.
**[03:43] ---**
Now it looks like a sumo wrestler's
autograph board!
**[03:46] ---**
True...
**[03:48] ---**
That stupid...!
**[03:49] ---**
I don't care how many days
it takes, I'll make him pay!
**[04:01] ---**
I'm hungry.
**[04:06] ---**
Gero!
**[04:07] ---**
This scent...
**[04:14] ---**
Hello?
**[04:16] ---**
...and so...
**[04:19] ---**
...it would really help out if
you could supply me with food...
**[04:23] ---**
Listen, Keroro.
**[04:24] ---**
A true soldier is one who survives
with only the materials at hand.
**[04:29] ---**
Don't be such a drag.
**[04:31] ---**
This is a good opportunity for you.
**[04:33] ---**
See how long you can hold out.
**[04:36] ---**
Hey! Giroro!
**[04:39] ---**
Jeez!
**[04:41] ---**
Dororo will come in handy
at a time like this...
**[04:44] ---**
I see.
**[04:46] ---**
This is what you call "reaping what you sow."
**[04:48] ---**
Commander-dono.
**[04:49] ---**
As Giroro-dono said, sometimes it is
good to test your mettle like this...
**[04:53] ---**
Tch!
**[04:54] ---**
Huh?
**[04:55] ---**
Hello? Commander-dono?
**[04:58] ---**
Only one thing left to do...
**[05:00] ---**
I'll have Tamama bring me some snacks.
***SIGN*** Sweet Potato Chips
Rice Crackers
Crunchy
***SIGN*** Choco Sticks Pote Pote
***SIGN*** Yummy
**[05:14] ---**
"Block call."
**[05:17] ---**
Cold creeps, every one of them.
**[05:21] ---**
Curry! Get your curry here!
**[05:24] ---**
Gero!
**[05:25] ---**
Is that Sergeant Major Kululu?!
***SIGN*** Spicy Curry
**[05:27] ---**
Who'd like some curry?
***SIGN*** Spicy Curry
**[05:30] ---**
It's spicy...
**[05:31] ---**
...and warm.
**[05:33] ---**
Gero!
**[05:34] ---**
C-Curry hawker!
**[05:36] ---**
Yeah?
**[05:37] ---**
Please give me a helping of curry!
**[05:39] ---**
Special curry is 500 yen per bowl.
**[05:43] ---**
500 yen?
**[05:44] ---**
It costs money?!
***SIGN*** Spicy Curry
**[05:45] ---**
Pfft! Broke, huh?
**[05:47] ---**
Curry! Curry! Who'd like some curry?
**[05:51] ---**
Gero...
**[05:52] ---**
W-Wait, curry hawker!
***SIGN*** Spicy Curry
**[05:55] ---**
I have money!
**[05:56] ---**
I've got money!
**[05:59] ---**
Beggars can't be choosers.
**[06:04] ---**
Thanks for your patronage!
***SIGN*** Kululu Curry
Mild
Cook in boiling water
for 5 minutes, maybe...
One Serving
**[06:05] ---**
Here's your curry!
**[06:07] ---**
Yay! Curry! Yahoo!
**[06:10] ---**
Wait...
***SIGN*** Kululu Curry
Mild
Cook in boiling water
for 5 minutes, maybe...
**[06:11] ---**
Curry in a pouch?!
**[06:13] ---**
If you don't want it, it's okay with me.
**[06:16] ---**
Well, under these circumstances,
**[06:18] ---**
I guess I should be happy
to get any food at all.
**[06:21] ---**
Then thanks for the business!
**[06:22] ---**
Curry! Curry!
**[06:24] ---**
Wait a second!
**[06:26] ---**
I need more than this, don't I?
**[06:28] ---**
Without hot water, I can't heat it up!
**[06:30] ---**
Hot water is 3,000 yen.
**[06:32] ---**
It's not included?!
**[06:34] ---**
And 3,000?!
**[06:35] ---**
Fine, if you don't want it, forget it!
**[06:38] ---**
All right, all right!
Just give me the hot water!
**[06:42] ---**
Sheesh...
**[06:44] ---**
This is getting expensive.
**[06:46] ---**
Thanks for your patience!
**[06:47] ---**
What is that?
***SIGN*** Sizzle
**[06:51] ---**
A hot stone.
**[06:57] ---**
What did you do to me?!
**[06:58] ---**
You wanted hot water, right, sir?
**[07:01] ---**
Look, it's boiling.
Hurry up and put the pouch in.
**[07:04] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Kululu Curry
**[07:08] ---**
Viewers at home, please do not try this.
**[07:11] ---**
Well, thanks for the biz!
**[07:13] ---**
Huh? Wait a second.
**[07:14] ---**
Where's the rice? The rice!
**[07:16] ---**
Gero...
**[07:18] ---**
Another additional cost?
**[07:19] ---**
Rice?
**[07:21] ---**
I don't have rice.
**[07:22] ---**
Oh, come on. Curry and rice go together!
**[07:25] ---**
I didn't think of that.
**[07:27] ---**
Curry! Curry!
**[07:27] ---**
You eat the stuff all the time!
**[07:29] ---**
Who'd like some curry?!
**[07:30] ---**
Curry!
**[07:30] ---**
Get back here, curry hawker!
**[07:31] ---**
Who's up for curry?
**[07:37] ---**
Well, if I think of it as a
kind of drink, it's not bad.
**[07:41] ---**
Still, probably since I
chugged the curry down,
**[07:45] ---**
I'm all sweaty.
**[07:47] ---**
It'd be nice if I could hop in the tub...
**[07:51] ---**
...but right now, the fearsome Lady Natsumi is
lying in wait for me on the other side of this door.
***SIGN*** Imagination
**[07:55] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[08:00] ---**
So what should I do?
**[08:08] ---**
G-Gero...
**[08:14] ---**
Gero. It's just right...
**[08:16] ---**
W-Wait, Sergeant! What are you
thinking?! Don't tell me...
**[08:21] ---**
Viva non non...
***SIGN*** Right now, you're hand-rolled tuna.
***SIGN*** One
down
**[08:24] ---**
Sis...
**[08:26] ---**
When I think about it,
**[08:27] ---**
if you ask Sarge, he may be able
to restore that to the way it was.
**[08:32] ---**
With Keronian technology,
**[08:33] ---**
maybe that wouldn't be such
an impossible thing.
**[08:38] ---**
Besides,
**[08:39] ---**
I'd really like to go to the bathroom.
**[08:41] ---**
Forget it!
**[08:42] ---**
Why do I have to ask him for a favor?!
**[08:46] ---**
As for a toilet, I'm sure
you can use someone else's!
**[08:48] ---**
Oh, come on...
**[08:50] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[08:51] ---**
Nishizawa-san?!
**[08:53] ---**
I came over because I heard you
couldn't use your washroom.
**[08:56] ---**
By all means, please use one of our toilets!
**[09:00] ---**
Um, but...
**[09:01] ---**
It isn't healthy to hold it.
**[09:04] ---**
Get him on board.
**[09:07] ---**
Wait a second!
**[09:20] ---**
This feels great!
**[09:22] ---**
Gong! Is this what you call
"visual impact?!"
**[09:25] ---**
Well, I resisted it at first,
**[09:30] ---**
but once I got in here,
all my doubts were flushed away.
**[09:33] ---**
As a matter of fact,
this is perfect for my size.
**[09:36] ---**
It couldn't get any more
comfortable than this.
**[09:38] ---**
I-Is that right?
**[09:42] ---**
Gero...
**[09:43] ---**
The night breeze is cold.
**[09:45] ---**
I kind of feel like using the toilet.
**[09:50] ---**
Toilet...
**[09:51] ---**
That is a toilet.
**[09:53] ---**
I see...
**[09:55] ---**
Yeah, but...
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It wouldn't be good to just go like this...
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This is a toilet and yet not a toilet.
**[10:02] ---**
All right! It can't be helped.
**[10:03] ---**
I'll flush the hot water once.
**[10:08] ---**
Gero?
**[10:09] ---**
G-Gero!
**[10:10] ---**
Crap!
**[10:11] ---**
Gero gero!
**[10:13] ---**
Gero!
**[10:21] ---**
Thank you for letting me use
your toilet, Nishizawa-san.
**[10:25] ---**
Not at all!
**[10:27] ---**
If you like,
**[10:28] ---**
you can use my toilet every time, Fuyuki-kun!
**[10:32] ---**
No, every time would be...
**[10:35] ---**
I... I guess you're right.
**[10:37] ---**
Oh, I'm just making some tea,
**[10:41] ---**
so would you like to join me?
**[10:42] ---**
Sure.
**[10:43] ---**
Just for a little while...
**[10:45] ---**
All right! This is it!
**[10:47] ---**
If Keroro stays holed up with that toilet,
**[10:50] ---**
I can enjoy teatime with Fuyuki-kun
every time he has to use the bathroom!
**[10:56] ---**
Milady, I found this in the drain.
**[10:59] ---**
What shall I do with it?
**[11:02] ---**
Please return it to where you found it.
**[11:04] ---**
Understood.
**[11:07] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[11:08] ---**
Nothing at all.
**[11:10] ---**
Well, Fuyuki-kun,
**[11:12] ---**
have another cup of tea.
***SIGN*** Right now, you're hand-rolled tuna.
***SIGN*** One
down
**[11:15] ---**
Bring this back to the way it was?
**[11:19] ---**
It is possible...
**[11:22] ---**
...but it'll cost you.
**[11:27] ---**
I could always charge it
to the commander's account.
**[11:29] ---**
I would appreciate it.
**[11:33] ---**
Again, viewers at home, do not imitate
anything you saw in this story.
**[11:41] ---**
I wonder if you've had this
experience once or twice.
***SIGN*** Welcome
**[11:46] ---**
Yahoo!
**[11:47] ---**
Come on, take it down a notch!
**[11:49] ---**
Anti-barrier, maximum output!
**[11:53] ---**
Today's the long-awaited release date
of the latest *Shonen Alpha*!
***SIGN*** Released Today
Boys Alpha
Captain Keroro
**[12:00] ---**
I found it right away!
**[12:02] ---**
Let's see...
**[12:03] ---**
Gero!
**[12:04] ---**
Stupid frog is never more energetic
than at times like this.
**[12:08] ---**
Sarge!
**[12:09] ---**
Did you find the manga you want?
**[12:12] ---**
Sarge?
**[12:14] ---**
Is something wrong, stupid frog?
**[12:22] ---**
Keroro vs. Giroro vs.
Tamama vs. Dororo, Sir!
**[12:28] ---**
Oh, is that all?!
**[12:30] ---**
You're sweating and look sick,
**[12:33] ---**
so I thought something was wrong, but you
just have to go to the bathroom, huh?
**[12:37] ---**
W-When I looked at the magazine,
I suddenly...
**[12:41] ---**
Certainly, being in a bookstore makes you want to
go to the bathroom for some reason, doesn't it?
**[12:44] ---**
One theory is that it's caused by
**[12:46] ---**
the ink used in printing the books.
**[12:49] ---**
Anyway, hurry up and go.
**[12:52] ---**
Then if you'll excuse me...
**[12:54] ---**
And right at that moment...
***SIGN*** Anti-barrier Maximum Output
**[12:58] ---**
This is great, too...
**[13:02] ---**
T-Toilet...
**[13:05] ---**
Here, too, an unexpected call of nature.
**[13:08] ---**
Where's the bathroom?!
***SIGN*** Anti-barrier, same
**[13:10] ---**
And here, too...
**[13:12] ---**
Which one should I go with?
**[13:15] ---**
B-Blunder...
**[13:17] ---**
Dororo?
***SIGN*** Same
**[13:19] ---**
I'm sure you know what's
going to happen next.
**[13:24] ---**
What's wrong, Tama-chan?
**[13:26] ---**
I... I need to go to the bathroom...
**[13:30] ---**
And so...
**[13:33] ---**
T-Toilet... Toilet...
**[13:36] ---**
H-Here it is!
***SIGN*** Occupied
**[13:39] ---**
Occupied.
**[13:41] ---**
W-Why?!
**[13:43] ---**
Why, at a time like this...
***SIGN*** Occupied
**[13:45] ---**
...does the shop's restroom...
***SIGN*** Occupied
**[13:47] ---**
...always...
***SIGN*** Occupied
**[13:49] ---**
...have to be occupied?!
**[13:52] ---**
Small shops have a small number of toilets.
**[13:55] ---**
Well, I guess they're just crap out of luck.
***SIGN*** Crap Out of Luck
**[14:00] ---**
Huh?
**[14:00] ---**
Stupid frog?
**[14:02] ---**
Sarge! Where are you going?!
**[14:05] ---**
I wonder what's wrong.
**[14:07] ---**
Did you see the expression on his face?
**[14:09] ---**
I wouldn't worry.
**[14:10] ---**
Dororo! Where did he go?
***SIGN*** Rinrindo Bookstore
**[14:13] ---**
Tama-chan!
**[14:18] ---**
Toilet... toilet...
**[14:21] ---**
Gero!
**[14:25] ---**
When you're in town and feel the
need to go to the bathroom...
**[14:27] ---**
...running into a department store...
**[14:30] ---**
...which has a lot of toilets,
comparatively speaking...
**[14:32] ---**
...is the most basic of basics!
**[14:35] ---**
However!
**[14:36] ---**
The problem one must
consider in this situation
**[14:39] ---**
is which floor's toilet to head for.
**[14:42] ---**
This is urgent!
**[14:44] ---**
There is no time to hesitate!
**[14:47] ---**
The tendency is to go for the
nearest toilet on the first floor.
**[14:51] ---**
However!
**[14:54] ---**
I-It's...
***SIGN*** Congestion!
**[14:56] ---**
That's right.
**[14:57] ---**
There's a low likelihood
**[14:59] ---**
that the nearest toilet is available.
***SIGN*** Occupied
**[15:03] ---**
Although that is the most...
con-*pee*-nient place...
***SIGN*** Con-pee-nient
**[15:09] ---**
So in this situation...
**[15:13] ---**
...you go to the highest floor possible!
**[15:14] ---**
Aiming for the toilets on the floor below
the top restaurant floor is best.
**[15:19] ---**
But what you have to think about here
**[15:22] ---**
is the means of getting there.
**[15:25] ---**
In this situation, there's the tendency
to take the fastest elevator...
**[15:33] ---**
...but the fast ascending sensation
**[15:35] ---**
escalates the need for evacuation.
**[15:39] ---**
Tama!
**[15:40] ---**
Why is it stopping on the fifth floor?
**[15:44] ---**
And more people getting
on from in-between floors
**[15:48] ---**
can cause unexpected time loss and accidents!
**[15:54] ---**
Excuse me... I'm getting off here!
**[15:56] ---**
I... I'm getting off!
**[15:57] ---**
I... I'm...
**[16:02] ---**
In the end, I'm getting off
at the third floor.
**[16:05] ---**
At a time like this, instead of the elevator,
**[16:08] ---**
using the escalator is...
**[16:11] ---**
There's no guarantee that the right side
of the escalator will be clear.
**[16:15] ---**
Sometimes there'll be people
on both sides of it.
**[16:18] ---**
No way! Really?
**[16:18] ---**
And good luck getting them to clear the way.
**[16:20] ---**
For real!
**[16:20] ---**
Really?!
**[16:21] ---**
And in the end, it takes a long time.
**[16:22] ---**
You swear?
**[16:23] ---**
I swear it!
**[16:26] ---**
Actually, the proper way to ride an escalator
**[16:28] ---**
is standing on both sides,
not leaving one lane open.
**[16:31] ---**
Of course, running up the
escalator is a no-no.
**[16:36] ---**
So what con-*poo*-sion can we draw?
**[16:38] ---**
What is the best way to reach the restroom?
***SIGN*** Con-poo-sion
**[16:43] ---**
The stairs, of course!
**[16:46] ---**
Even if it takes a little time,
**[16:47] ---**
you'll definitely arrive at your destination!
**[16:51] ---**
In other words, just like
during an emergency...
**[16:54] ---**
No, it's okay to think
of this as an emergency!
***SIGN*** Sweat
**[17:00] ---**
I... I made it...
**[17:05] ---**
All right!
**[17:06] ---**
Shortest course confirmed!
**[17:08] ---**
However, I can't have peace of mind yet!
**[17:11] ---**
Because there may be unexpected obstacles
in the path leading to the toilet!
***SIGN*** Sale
**[17:15] ---**
A bargain corner is in the way.
**[17:18] ---**
A lingerie department makes the weak linger.
**[17:20] ---**
And also...
**[17:21] ---**
Huh? Why, Keroro-kun!
**[17:24] ---**
P-Pururu-chan!
**[17:25] ---**
Are you out shopping?
**[17:27] ---**
That's right.
**[17:28] ---**
And also just as a diversion.
**[17:31] ---**
All work and no play
makes Jill a dull girl, right?
**[17:34] ---**
It's bad for the skin, too.
**[17:36] ---**
Oh, that's right! Listen to this!
**[17:37] ---**
Bariri-san contacted me again the other day.
***SIGN*** Blab
Blab
Blab
Blab
**[17:40] ---**
I do think he's a nice guy,
**[17:42] ---**
but how can I put it? He's, you know...
**[17:44] ---**
The obstacle of chatting!
**[17:45] ---**
You know what I mean?
**[17:46] ---**
What do you think, Keroro-kun?
**[17:47] ---**
Well... um...
***SIGN*** Blab Blab Blab Blab
**[17:49] ---**
I mean, he's really sweet,
**[17:50] ---**
The sergeant thought about nothing
**[17:51] ---**
but you know how he is.
**[17:51] ---**
but an op-*poo*-rtunity to get away.
**[17:53] ---**
You know?
***SIGN*** Op-poo-rtunity
**[17:58] ---**
I finally made it...
**[18:00] ---**
Gero...
**[18:01] ---**
Oh, it's open!
**[18:03] ---**
I... I was right...
**[18:05] ---**
I made the right choice, after all!
**[18:14] ---**
Gero...
**[18:16] ---**
Pooped out after a hard struggle,
**[18:17] ---**
dramatic slow-motion
made the sergeant miss his chance.
***SIGN*** Pooped Out
**[18:22] ---**
What do you do when you get to the
restroom, but all the pots are taken?
**[18:26] ---**
That is...
**[18:27] ---**
...have a pressure attack in the bathroom!
***SIGN*** Occupied
**[18:33] ---**
You could clear your throat
to assert your presence.
***SIGN*** Cough
***SIGN*** Cough
***SIGN*** Cough
***SIGN*** Stomp
**[18:37] ---**
Or stomp your foot to get the
"Hurry it up" message across.
***SIGN*** Stomp
***SIGN*** Stomp
***SIGN*** Stomp
***SIGN*** Stomp
***SIGN*** Silence
**[18:42] ---**
Except provoking actions like that
**[18:45] ---**
may result in the opposite effect,
***SIGN*** Occupied
**[18:48] ---**
and even...
**[18:51] ---**
He's done?!
***SIGN*** Silence
**[18:57] ---**
He used toilet paper, flushed...
**[18:59] ---**
What the heck else is there to do?!
**[19:03] ---**
That's right. The person will pretend
to be finished, but then won't leave.
**[19:08] ---**
So beware of the "I'm coming out" scam!
**[19:13] ---**
Get out, get out, get out!
**[19:15] ---**
Still, this is no time to get angry!
**[19:19] ---**
Any more time lost will be deadly!
**[19:23] ---**
Since it's come to this...
**[19:25] ---**
And so, a de-*turd*-mination was made.
***SIGN*** De-turd-mination
**[19:29] ---**
We'll just have to search for another toilet!
**[19:32] ---**
Another toilet... another toilet...
**[19:40] ---**
Now that I think of it,
**[19:41] ---**
I should've gone with a hotel toilet
from the beginning.
**[19:47] ---**
Giroro, Tamama! Dororo, too!
**[19:49] ---**
I see. So that's the situation...
**[19:52] ---**
It seems we all have the same objective.
**[19:55] ---**
Still, you may be my senpai,
but I don't intend to let you go first.
**[19:58] ---**
Indeed.
**[19:59] ---**
When it comes to toilets,
there are no senpais or kouhais!
**[20:02] ---**
Whoever gets there first gets relief first!
**[20:06] ---**
That's the immutable law of toilets
throughout the universe!
**[20:09] ---**
I'll kick your butt!
**[20:11] ---**
My sentiments exactly!
**[20:14] ---**
But you're moving really slowly, huh?
**[20:16] ---**
I'm already past my limit...
**[20:19] ---**
...so if I ran and fell now...
**[20:21] ---**
...the shock would...
**[20:23] ---**
...result in something
I fear to even imagine!
**[20:27] ---**
They approach the goal.
**[20:28] ---**
Does this restroom have an empty stall?
**[20:31] ---**
Who will enter that stall?
**[20:34] ---**
Four hearts beat fast.
**[20:36] ---**
Beethoven's Symp-*fart*-y No.
5 echoes in their heads.
***SIGN*** Symp-fart-y
**[20:43] ---**
Gero!
**[20:48] ---**
Four are open!
**[20:49] ---**
And there are four of us.
**[20:51] ---**
There was no need for haste.
***SIGN*** Relaxed
**[20:54] ---**
I hadn't felt that tense in a long time.
**[20:57] ---**
Please, senpais, you should go in first.
**[21:00] ---**
No, no, the youngster who carries the
future on his shoulders should go first.
**[21:04] ---**
By rights, as our commander,
Keroro, you should go first.
**[21:08] ---**
Th-Then, by your leave, I'll...
**[21:13] ---**
Gero...
**[21:15] ---**
This is...
**[21:16] ---**
The janitor's closet!
**[21:18] ---**
Then there are three toilets...
**[21:20] ---**
And four of us...
**[21:22] ---**
It's too bad, but one of us
will just have to wait.
**[21:26] ---**
Right?
**[21:28] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[21:29] ---**
Letting your superiors go first
is only good manners!
**[21:33] ---**
What are you talking about?!
**[21:35] ---**
Before you guys said I could go first
because I've got the future on my back!
**[21:39] ---**
It seems this is a match of skills.
**[21:42] ---**
I wouldn't have it any other way!
**[21:45] ---**
The Keroro Platoon's true battle
is just beginning!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:24] ---**
Am I the only one who thinks of
**[23:26] ---**
a ventriloquist's dummy
**[23:27] ---**
as kind of a creepy man with a
baby face that has goggle eyes
**[23:30] ---**
and a choppily-moving mouth?
**[23:31] ---**
Have you been traumatized by one?
**[23:33] ---**
That aside,
**[23:35] ---**
beams from the eyes is
one of the basics, right?
**[23:37] ---**
"Keroro: The Birth of a New Special Move, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Natsumi: The Hole Truth, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Hybrid Eco-Friendly Kind to Pekopon
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories! How that's?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!