# E77 - Tamama: Is It True That You're Getting Married, Sir? / Tamama Swears Off the Tamama Impact, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU05MN9/tamama-is-it-true-that-youre-getting-married-sir--tamama-swears-off-the-tamama-impact-sir)
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Here we go!
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"Sore ike~!!!"
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Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
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Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
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Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
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Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
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Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
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Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
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You're bound to mess up.
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Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
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For times like that: irresponsibility!
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Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
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Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
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Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
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You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
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Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
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And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
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Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
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Let's do everything and anything!
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Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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Let's just give it a go.
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Paatto itcho yarimashou
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The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
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Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
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It's more fun when you're brainless.
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Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
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Let's do everything and anything!
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Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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Let's just give it a go.
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Paatto itcho yarimashou
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They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
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Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
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Isn't it time we did something about that?
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Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
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Let's do everything and anything!
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Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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Let's just give it a go.
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Paatto itcho yarimashou
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And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
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Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
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Let's do everything and anything!
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Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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Good job!
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"Gokurousa~n!!!"
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Do you believe in the existence
of the red thread of destiny?
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Wh-What's all the noise about?!
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Master Tamama!
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Huh?
***SIGN*** Smoosh
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Taruru?!
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Long time no see, Master Tamama!
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Uh, y-you...
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What are you doing here?!
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What am I doing here?
Why else would I be here?
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Tama-nii!
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K-Karara?!
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Tamama: Is It True That
You're Getting Married, Sir?
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I've got little experience,
but thank ya for takin' me, darlin'!
***SIGN*** Darlin'
***SIGN*** Darlin'
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"D-Darlin'"?
***SIGN*** Darlin'
***SIGN*** When I grow up, I'm gonna become Tama-nii's bride. - Karara
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When I grow up, I'm gonna
become Tama-nii's bride.
**[02:29] ---**
So she really was serious
about that Tanabata wish?
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We're actually childhood friends, you see.
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So, when I heard that she was
marrying you, I came with her!
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Woohoo!
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What?
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Specially made by the
Nishizawa Peach Group!
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Model home for newlyweds!
***SIGN*** Model Home for Newlyweds
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Wow, this's fabulous!
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And I'm gonna get to
live here with my darlin'!
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We heard about it from Master Taruru.
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Just a little present from us!
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Wow!
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At this rate, I might really end up
embarking on the newlywed life...
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This is going to be bad
if I don't do something quick.
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Oh, yeah!
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Huh?
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I bought ya a souvenir, darlin'!
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A souvenir?
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Th-These are...!
***SIGN*** Renown Confection
Girandou Dumplings
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Dumplings from Girandou,
a renown confection of Planet Keron!
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Reminds ya of home, right?
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Hurry up and open it,
so we can eat it together!
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Yay! Thank you for the food!
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No! Hold on!
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If I act totally mean to her,
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it might make her hate me
and go back to Planet Keron!
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Ha! I'm not letting you have any of it!
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Owowowow!
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My stomach hurts!
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Darlin'!
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Owowowowow!
***SIGN*** Expiration Date 09.13
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Whoa!
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These dumplings were past
the expiration date!
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Ow! It hurts!
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It hurts! It hurts! Owowow!
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Master, could it be that you saw that,
and to keep us from eating it, you...
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Ah!
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So admirable of you, Tama-chan!
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That's my darlin'!
That's the man I saw in ya!
***SIGN*** Attraction Rating: UP
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Attraction rating, way up.
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Why does it end up like this?
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Good, good. Sweep the square
areas circularly, ma'am.
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You have quite the natural
aptitude for this, ma'am.
**[04:30] ---**
That's Commander Keroro for you!
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Even his cleaning instructions
are first-rate!
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The stupid frog took the first chance
he got to foist off his work on her.
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Oh, just let it slide.
**[04:40] ---**
Tamama, congratulations.
**[04:41] ---**
What?!
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Looks like that Tanabata wish came true.
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Or, like, wishes fulfilled?
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Glance.
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I am so happy for you,
Private 2nd Class Tamama.
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Truly joyous news, sir.
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[04:56] ---**
Oh, Mr. Sergeant's
growing farther away from me!
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I will never lift a finger to help with
the cleaning or laundry or cooking!
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Plus, I'll do this to the shoes
at the entryway!
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And this is what I do to toilet paper!
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I will lord it over you
like there's no tomorrow!
***SIGN*** Domineering Husband
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That's my darlin'!
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That's what I call a
true head of the household!
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What?!
***SIGN*** Attraction Rating: UP
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Attraction rating, up even more!
***SIGN*** Working Girl
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Leave all the domestic stuff to me!
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Goodness! What a fine bride, sir!
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Right, Private 2nd Class Tamama?
***SIGN*** Crushed
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Mr. Sergeant is growing
even farther away from me!
***SIGN*** Congratulations Private 2nd Class Tamama-kun ♥ Karara-san
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Congratulations!
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Thank ya all, really!
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To think the Private 2nd Class,
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our most junior recruit,
would be the first to get married.
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He may have the lowest rank,
**[05:57] ---**
but he's actually the most capable
member of the Keroro Platoon, right?
**[06:00] ---**
What?!
**[06:02] ---**
That's it! If I let her know
that I actually have no status
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and tell it to her in an
overly exaggerated way,
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that might make Karara
grow disgusted with me
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and make her go back
to Planet Keron!
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Karara, listen to me.
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What is it, darlin'?
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I've been lying about this so far,
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but I actually have no status
of any kind whatsoever.
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Huh?
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I'm just a snack-loving,
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extremely jealous,
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totally twisted, no-good,
worthless narcissist!
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That is the real me!
***SIGN*** This is Tamama!
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What?
**[06:35] ---**
If I exaggerate it to that degree,
it should definitely make her hate me!
**[06:40] ---**
Uh, "exaggerate"?
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That was the unvarnished truth!
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You're lyin'!
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I won't believe it! I refuse to believe it!
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Believe it, pal.
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I'm a small-minded, petty, shifty guy,
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whose only redeeming quality
is that he is cute, pal.
***SIGN*** And it's the truth!
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And it's the truth.
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No...
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In the two and a half months
since we met,
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I've constantly...
constantly thought of ya, darlin'.
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There's no way that's
the kinda person ya are!
***SIGN*** Congrats
- Dororo
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Isn't that true?!
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Right?!
***SIGN*** Urk!
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Right?!
***SIGN*** Urk!
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Right?!
***SIGN*** Augh!
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Right?!
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O-Of course not.
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Huh?
**[07:19] ---**
Tamama is by no means worthless!
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He's a valiant shock trooper
on our platoon!
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Wait, what?!
**[07:26] ---**
C-Corporal Giroro!
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That is exactly right!
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Tamama-dono is an invaluable
member of the Keroro Platoon!
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L-Lance Corporal Dororo!
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"A wise falcon hides his talons."
**[07:38] ---**
It's Private 2nd Class Tamama's
humble attitude of never showing off
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that has won our hearts forever, ma'am.
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N-Not you, too, Mr. Sergeant!
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Of all the times you could have
sung my praises, why do it now?
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You sure are a big meanie,
Master Tamama.
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You were trying to pull
one over us, weren't you?
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After all, you're a truly kind
and dependable man, darlin'.
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Karara!
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Tama-nii!
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Tamama Impact!
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He was also the one who risked his life
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to save me from Kululu's
punishment labyrinth!
**[08:12] ---**
And he was also the one who
fixed my broken light mobile mecha
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and sent me on my way back to Keron!
**[08:17] ---**
The one who fixed the mecha
wasn't me. It was Kululu-senpai.
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I love ya, darlin'!
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I really, really love ya!
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Karara...
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Once again, congratulations!
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C-Congratulations.
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Congrats!
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Congratulations!
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Ooh, such a happy, happy occasion.
***SIGN*** Congratulations
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Congratulations!
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There's no escape...
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What in the world should I do?
**[08:56] ---**
Wh-What's that?!
**[08:58] ---**
Are we under attack?!
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A giant spacecraft is approaching.
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It's a heavy mobile mecha
from Keron proper.
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Oh!
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That's...!
**[09:14] ---**
Karara!
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D-Daddy's here!
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What?!
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Ya had me worried!
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Don't tell me...
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You didn't tell your dad
about getting married?!
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You mean he's come to take her back?!
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Yer mom's worried, too!
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You're comin' home with me!
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I don't wanna! I'm gonna
live with my darlin'!
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Darlin'! I'm not leavin' yer side!
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I'm gonna stay with ya on
Pekopon until death do us part!
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So hurry up and make Daddy go away!
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I'm beggin' ya!
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Right then, the beautiful tears
shed by Karara
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moved Private 2nd Class Tamama's
utterly twisted heart
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and in his eyes, he saw
the red thread of destiny!
**[10:01] ---**
Or so it seemed to him...
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Karara!
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Leave this to me!
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Ooh!
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D-Darlin'!
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Tamama Impact!
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Ooh!
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Huh?
**[10:20] ---**
Karara!
***SIGN*** No Damage
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No damage.
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Impact! Impact!
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That hurt 'bout as much
as a fly landin' on me!
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Darlin'!
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Master Tamama!
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That's a heavy mobile mecha for you!
**[10:40] ---**
Tamama's puny attack
didn't even leave a scratch!
***SIGN*** Crushed
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Karara!
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S-Sergeant Major Kululu...
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So...
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So cool!
**[11:24] ---**
H-Hey...
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Karara?
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It just hit me!
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The man destined to be
my true darlin' is Kululu-han!
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That punishment labyrinth
was tough love!
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Say what?
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And his kindness in fixin'
my light mobile mecha!
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Hmph.
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I'm gonna go back to Keron
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and retrain myself, so I'll be
worthy of marryin' Kululu!
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Tama-nii, let's just say
none of this ever happened!
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Right...
**[11:54] ---**
Kululu, of all people, sir?
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Nin...
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Good grief.
**[12:05] ---**
I guess the red thread of destiny is
a complicated and inscrutable thing.
**[12:09] ---**
But you know, this is the one guy
you really shouldn't go for.
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No, seriously.
**[12:26] ---**
That night,
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one man aspiring to become the
best martial artist in the universe
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was about to take a new step
towards honing his abilities.
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Tamama Impact!
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That hurt 'bout as much
as a fly landin' on me!
***SIGN*** Crushed
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A martial artist expresses himself
through his fist and his body.
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And yet, I had grown too dependent
on my long-distance attack.
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As of this moment, I will
swear off the Tamama Impact!
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Starting today, I will begin a
psychological battle against myself!
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Ordeals, adversity, betrayal, and carnage!
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If I cannot overcome these things,
there will be no tomorrow for me!
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Tamama Swears Off
the Tamama Impact, Sir!
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Now! Use the kick! Go for the eye!
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Yes, Uncle!
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Ooh! That was a brilliant kick,
Lady Mois, ma'am!
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It was the fruit of
your masterful guidance.
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You seem to be having fun.
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Well, to think you would give me
such a fun game as a present!
**[13:46] ---**
You are what every
subordinate should be, sir.
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Or, like, greatly obliged?
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Nah! There's no need for you to thank me!
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Why? Because this is none other
than a trial that I set for myself!
**[13:59] ---**
Here is a situation where
that woman is having fun
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with my favorite Mr. Sergeant.
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And I will endure the sight of it,
smiling the entire time!
***SIGN*** Kill
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A trial that can only be described
as admirable, if I do say so myself.
**[14:12] ---**
Yes! We cleared it, sir!
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Uncle!
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Lady Mois!
**[14:16] ---**
Uncle!
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Lady Mois!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
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Uncle!
**[14:18] ---**
Jealousy! Jealousy! Jealousy!
**[14:19] ---**
Lady Mois!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[14:20] ---**
Uncle!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
***SIGN*** Jealousy
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Lady Mois!
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Uncle!
**[14:23] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[14:23] ---**
Uncle!
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Lady Mois!
**[14:25] ---**
Uncle!
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Lady Mois!
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Uncle!
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I managed to endure it somehow...
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Lady Mois!
**[14:30] ---**
I have cleared the first trial.
**[14:35] ---**
These are dumplings from Girandou
that I had sent over from Keron.
**[14:39] ---**
These haven't gone bad!
**[14:41] ---**
Please go ahead and
enjoy the things!
**[14:43] ---**
They look yummy!
**[14:43] ---**
Wow!
***SIGN*** Lucky Them Lucky Them Lucky Them
**[14:51] ---**
Wh-Why don't you have
some, too, Tamama?
**[14:54] ---**
The premise is that I am
currently on a diet!
**[14:58] ---**
Do not mind me,
and eat the things!
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That's too bad.
**[15:02] ---**
Or, like, healthy mindset?
***SIGN*** Rage Rage Rage Rage Rage
**[15:04] ---**
Quit eating them like they're so tasty!
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No, hold it in. I have to hold it in here.
**[15:11] ---**
Here you are, Uncle. Say, "Ah!"
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Ah!
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You, too, Lady Mois. "Ah!"
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Ah!
**[15:18] ---**
It's so delicious, Uncle!
**[15:20] ---**
I managed to endure it somehow...
**[15:23] ---**
I have cleared the second trial!
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Joy Park
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All right! On to the next one!
**[15:28] ---**
I got my hands on some
amusement park tickets.
**[15:31] ---**
You two can go to the thing!
**[15:35] ---**
Lucky us!
**[15:36] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:42] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:43] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[15:45] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:46] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[15:48] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:49] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[15:49] ---**
Jealousy!
**[15:52] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[15:53] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:54] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[15:55] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:56] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[15:58] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:59] ---**
Lady Mois!
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Uncle!
**[16:00] ---**
I must endure this!
**[16:01] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[16:05] ---**
Lady Mois!
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Uncle!
**[16:07] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[16:08] ---**
Uncle!
**[16:09] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[16:14] ---**
I have cleared the third trial.
***SIGN*** Clench
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I have cleared all the trials now.
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It would not be an exaggeration
to say that my mental state
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has now reached
the domain of the divine!
**[16:37] ---**
Um...
**[16:39] ---**
What in the world happened to Tama-chan?
**[16:45] ---**
All I did was swear off the Tamama Impact
in order to hone my abilities.
***SIGN*** Jealousy 150%
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I see.
**[16:53] ---**
He's bursting with the pent-up
jealous energy.
**[16:56] ---**
If we don't deflate him soon,
his body will pop like a balloon.
**[17:02] ---**
What?!
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That would be tremendously bad.
**[17:10] ---**
Then I'll vent just a little bit.
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Tamama Impact.
**[17:20] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[17:24] ---**
What's the matter, sir?
**[17:26] ---**
It looks like I have forgotten
how to let it out.
**[17:29] ---**
What?!
**[17:31] ---**
Tamama-kun!
**[17:32] ---**
Then, does that mean he
has no choice but to pop?!
**[17:35] ---**
No...
**[17:37] ---**
That's...
**[17:38] ---**
Poor thing!
**[17:43] ---**
You...
**[17:44] ---**
It's all your fault.
**[17:58] ---**
No!
**[18:00] ---**
Or, like, fearful trembling?
**[18:03] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[18:04] ---**
Quit this foolishness, sir!
**[18:07] ---**
Bastard! Taking a hostage?!
**[18:09] ---**
You're a soldier! Aren't
you ashamed of yourself?!
**[18:11] ---**
You be quiet, Giroro.
**[18:13] ---**
You're just a corporal. You dare
to challenge your superior officer?
**[18:16] ---**
Huh?!
**[18:17] ---**
A private 1st class ranks
above a private 2nd class.
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One outranks two.
**[18:22] ---**
So two outranks five.
**[18:24] ---**
So a private 2nd class outranks
a 5-poral (corporal).
**[18:27] ---**
Quit arguing about stuff
that doesn't make any sense!
**[18:29] ---**
I outrank you!
**[18:32] ---**
Giroro-kun!
**[18:33] ---**
Nin!
**[18:34] ---**
Uncle!
**[18:35] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[18:37] ---**
Tama-chan!
**[18:38] ---**
Master Tamama!
**[18:46] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[18:48] ---**
If I...
**[18:49] ---**
If I did something wrong, I apologize!
**[18:52] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[18:53] ---**
I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
**[18:57] ---**
Apologizing from your heart
instead of just paying lip service?
**[19:01] ---**
That is utterly beyond insufferable!
**[19:09] ---**
Huh?
**[19:20] ---**
T-Tama-chan's floating up into the sky...
**[19:23] ---**
The jealous energy must have
twisted the space around him,
**[19:26] ---**
and formed an anti-gravity field.
**[19:29] ---**
I swear. Jealousy's a frightening thing, huh?
**[19:34] ---**
And while they were
talking about things like that...
**[19:37] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama ended up
making it all the way out into space.
**[19:42] ---**
It's so quiet.
**[19:45] ---**
I've wound up completely alone now...
**[19:51] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama.
**[19:54] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[19:59] ---**
Tama-chan.
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Momocchi!
**[20:01] ---**
Master Tamama.
**[20:02] ---**
Paul!
**[20:03] ---**
Tamama.
**[20:03] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[20:05] ---**
Tama-chan.
**[20:06] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[20:07] ---**
Tamama-kun.
**[20:09] ---**
Huh?
**[20:11] ---**
I don't want to be alone forever like this!
**[20:14] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[20:27] ---**
We have come to your rescue, sir.
**[20:28] ---**
I swear! You're a real handful.
**[20:31] ---**
I am here, as well.
**[20:34] ---**
Y-You guys!
**[20:41] ---**
As a result of analyzing the data,
**[20:43] ---**
we figured out that specific
muscle movements play a part
**[20:46] ---**
in the firing of the Tamama Impact.
**[20:49] ---**
We'll reproduce that effect and
forcibly make you fire off a round.
**[20:53] ---**
First, both arms go diagonally
backwards at 45 degrees.
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Next, both legs go to
the sides at 38 degrees.
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Then, bend backwards by 13 degrees.
**[21:05] ---**
And now, for the finishing touch,
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try remembering a recent incident
that made you feel jealous.
**[21:13] ---**
*Lovey-dovey for Uncle.
Lovey-dovey for Uncle.*
**[21:17] ---**
*Lovey-dovey for Uncle.
Lovey-dovey for...*
***SIGN*** Snap!
**[21:27] ---**
Tamama Impact!
***SIGN*** Jealousy Jealousy Jealousy
***SIGN*** Jealousy
***SIGN*** That woman Lucky them I envy them
***SIGN*** I'm gonna friggin' get you!
***SIGN*** No fair!
***SIGN*** Mr. Sergeant is mine! Gemora! Fury
**[21:47] ---**
Everybody has returned.
**[21:50] ---**
Or, like, happy ending?
**[21:52] ---**
And so, Private 2nd Class Tamama...
**[21:54] ---**
...was successfully able
to return to his old self.
**[22:00] ---**
Well, I suppose it goes to show
that it's not good to hold in too much.
**[22:04] ---**
Besides, Private 2nd Class Tamama
would be completely worthless
**[22:07] ---**
without his Tamama Impact.
**[22:09] ---**
Huh?
**[22:10] ---**
What was that, freak?
**[22:12] ---**
Uh, er, j-just kidding! Kidding!
**[22:14] ---**
You're the cute and lovely mascot
of the Keroro Platoon!
**[22:16] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[22:17] ---**
That's who Private 2nd Class Tama—
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
Hello. I'm Jessica.
**[23:54] ---**
I'll say this now, but my identity...
**[23:56] ---**
...is a secret.
**[23:57] ---**
But hearing that out of
the blue in the preview,
**[24:00] ---**
maybe you're like,
"Who are you, anyway?"
**[24:02] ---**
Right?
**[24:02] ---**
Yeah, you must be.
**[24:05] ---**
This is too stupid for words.
**[24:07] ---**
Never mind that. Next time,
it's full speed ahead in search of treasure!
**[24:11] ---**
"Keroro: Treasure Hunting Has Got to Be
on a Treasure Island, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
It'll be one whole episode.
How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!