# E33 - The Keroro Platoon Invades Pekopon with Anime, Sir!
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
Today, the entire Keroro Platoon
is on edge like never before.
**[01:37] ---**
Everyone, the day, the moment,
has finally come.
**[01:42] ---**
All this time...
We've waited all this time!
***SIGN*** Neon Genesis Nihankelicon
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha Captain Geroro
**[01:47] ---**
It's been three months since the announcement
of the *Captain Geroro* anime adaptation.
**[01:50] ---**
But the long wait finally ends
in a few seconds, sir!
***SIGN*** Record Stop
**[02:00] ---**
It is beginning!
**[02:03] ---**
It's captured the original's feel!
**[02:05] ---**
Hmph. That's ridiculous.
***SIGN*** Planned and Produced by SUNIRASE
**[02:14] ---**
Ah, that is Captain Geroro.
**[02:17] ---**
I hope the voice matches his character.
**[02:21] ---**
I hope Combat Officer Kiroro is in it.
**[02:24] [SONG] ---**
Space Captain Geroro!
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[02:38] ---**
The Keroro Platoon
Invades Pekopon with Anime, Sir!
**[02:45] ---**
What the...?!
***SIGN*** Space Gun Gamato Kululyser
***SIGN*** From journey to journey
***SIGN*** Farewell!
**[02:50] ---**
What in the world are these?
**[02:52] ---**
Why are there piles of
*Captain Geroro* goods everywhere?
**[02:55] ---**
I can't help but to buy these,
as a fan.
**[02:58] ---**
Aren't you supposed to be
a Gundam model fanatic?
**[03:00] ---**
I like both *Captain Geroro* and
Gundam models. What can I do?
**[03:04] ---**
I wanted to make Mr. Sergeant happy,
so I bought two of each.
**[03:08] ---**
I was being thoughtful for a change.
**[03:12] ---**
It has always been my job
to buy this kind of stuff.
**[03:18] ---**
You guys...
**[03:20] ---**
But that Combat Officer Kiroro
exclusive fighter...
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro Mecha Collection Space Kiro
**[03:26] ---**
I actually want it!
***SIGN*** I want it...
**[03:31] ---**
Sum total of all the *Captain Geroro*
goods that we've purchased so far
**[03:36] ---**
is over two months' worth
of our budget for the invasion.
**[03:40] ---**
Or, like, red-ink debits?
***SIGN*** Red Ink
**[03:44] ---**
Keroro Platoon: completely
overwhelmed by *Captain Geroro.*
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon
***SIGN*** Complete Defeat
**[03:47] ---**
Are you serious...?
**[03:49] ---**
Stay calm.
**[03:54] ---**
We may have lost one battle.
**[03:56] ---**
But a true soldier
**[03:58] ---**
is supposed to find hope
for victory out of a defeat.
**[04:03] ---**
That dialogue is...
**[04:05] ---**
That is Captain Giroro's
dialogue from episode 1!
**[04:09] ---**
Are you saying that you have
found a path to victory out of this defeat?
**[04:14] ---**
That's correct.
**[04:16] ---**
Meaning... an eye for an eye,
an anime for an anime!
**[04:20] ---**
Invade Pekopon with anime, sir!
***SIGN*** Invade Pekopon with Anime
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
**[04:24] ---**
Pekoponians love anime.
**[04:26] ---**
That's why we're gonna create an anime
**[04:29] ---**
in which I am the lead character.
**[04:31] ---**
Sergeant Keroro will be
a favorite of children in no time.
**[04:35] ---**
Character goods will be a big hit.
***SIGN*** Fire Prevention Disaster Prevention Month Inner-Tokyo Fire Department
**[04:38] ---**
I'll become a national hero
***SIGN*** Animation Town
**[04:41] ---**
and capture Pekoponians' hearts.
**[04:45] ---**
And the money will pour in.
**[04:49] ---**
That's how we'll conquer Pekopon, sir!
**[04:52] ---**
What an incredible plan, Mr. Sergeant!
**[04:54] ---**
I know.
**[04:55] ---**
But...
**[04:56] ---**
You, as the main character of a show?
**[05:00] ---**
Most lead characters of
long-running anime series are
**[05:03] ---**
round-faced, like me!
***SIGN*** Round-Faced
**[05:05] ---**
On top of that, they're
clumsy and useless, aren't they?
**[05:08] ---**
You will make a perfect
lead character, Mr. Sergeant!
**[05:12] ---**
Sure enough.
**[05:13] ---**
I have no objection to the plan,
**[05:15] ---**
as long as it will not
pollute the environment.
**[05:18] ---**
I have a question.
**[05:20] ---**
What is it, Lady Mois?
**[05:23] ---**
How do you make an anime?
**[05:25] ---**
Or, like, program planning?
***SIGN*** Nobody Knows
**[05:29] ---**
Nobody seems to know how.
**[05:31] ---**
How to make an anime?
**[05:33] ---**
Why are you asking me that?
**[05:36] ---**
Wait a minute...
are you scheming something again?
***SIGN*** Suspicious look
**[05:40] ---**
No, that's not true, ma'am.
***SIGN*** Slap
**[05:44] ---**
Look at me in the eyes, ma'am.
**[05:46] ---**
You look even more suspicious.
**[05:48] ---**
But hmm, anime...
***SIGN*** Seaweed
**[05:50] ---**
I've never really thought about it,
**[05:52] ---**
but I assume manga artists
hand-draw them, don't they?
**[05:55] ---**
Oh, I see.
**[05:56] ---**
That's not even close, Sis!
**[05:59] ---**
A manga artist uses many assistants
just to finish one installment.
**[06:06] ---**
So there'd be no time for him
to make an anime.
**[06:08] ---**
I guess you're right.
**[06:10] ---**
Then do you know how it's done,
Master Fuyuki?
**[06:13] ---**
I don't know for sure...
**[06:17] ---**
Mom might know!
**[06:18] ---**
Lots of stuff from her publishing company
**[06:20] ---**
has been made into anime series.
**[06:22] ---**
This is Kadoyama Shoten,
where their mom, Aki, works.
***SIGN*** Kadoyama Shoten Publishing Co.
***SIGN*** Kadoyama Shoten Editorial Office
**[06:27] ---**
Ms. Hinata. Y-You have visitors...
**[06:29] ---**
Yes?
**[06:30] ---**
Sorry to interrupt, Lady Mom.
**[06:33] ---**
Me, too!
**[06:35] ---**
Kero-chan?
**[06:39] ---**
I'm not exactly familiar with anime,
**[06:42] ---**
but these are the materials
sent to us by animation producers.
**[06:46] ---**
That's a lot!
**[06:47] ---**
What do they use them for?
**[06:50] ---**
Well...
**[06:51] ---**
Oh, I know. Just wait a second.
***SIGN*** How to Create Anime
**[06:54] ---**
Here you go.
**[06:56] ---**
We published this book years ago
on how to make anime.
**[07:00] ---**
Here are copies for all five of you.
**[07:02] ---**
Thank you very much, Lady Mom!
**[07:04] ---**
See ya, Kero-chan.
**[07:05] ---**
I'll just deduct the cost of those books
from your allowance, okay?
**[07:10] ---**
Always budget-conscious, sir...
**[07:12] ---**
She doesn't miss a thing.
**[07:14] ---**
We shall start the operation.
**[07:17] ---**
We're going to create an anime
**[07:19] ---**
that will steal the hearts
of all Pekoponians.
**[07:22] ---**
Roger!
***SIGN*** Underground Secret Base・Scripting Room
***SIGN*** Art
**[07:25] ---**
Sergeant Keroro is in charge of scripting.
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
**[07:27] ---**
A script is where the dialogue
and storylines are written.
**[07:31] ---**
In order to make a 30-minute
animated episode,
***SIGN*** How to Create Anime
**[07:36] ---**
you need approximately 60 pages
of 200-letter composition paper.
**[07:41] ---**
Gero.
**[07:42] ---**
That's easy, sir!
**[07:44] ---**
First of all, I'll start
with my favorite line...
**[07:47] ---**
"A Gundam model can't be built in one day."
**[07:50] ---**
Next!
***SIGN*** Three Hours Later
**[07:52] ---**
And three hours later...
**[07:55] ---**
I can't come up with another good line.
**[07:57] ---**
You can't call it a script
if you only worry about dialogue,
**[07:59] ---**
and don't have a good storyline.
**[08:04] ---**
There's no way I can write 60 pages!
***SIGN*** Giving Up
**[08:08] ---**
Private 2nd class Tamama
is in charge of the storyboards.
***SIGN*** Same Location・Storyboard Room
***SIGN*** Tenacity
**[08:11] ---**
Based on the script,
**[08:13] ---**
you draw simple character
movements in a storyboard.
**[08:18] ---**
I got it.
**[08:21] ---**
Are you done with the script, Mr. Sergeant?
**[08:23] ---**
Well... sort of...
**[08:25] ---**
Good job... Huh?
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
Script: Sgt Keroro
Keroro: A Gundam model
can't be built in one day.
Keroro: You're going to a lot of
trouble, aren't you?
Keroro: I-It's Giroro... That Red guy...
Keroro: You've got good eyes.
Keroro: Even my dad never hit me.
**[08:27] ---**
Only one page?
**[08:28] ---**
Aren't you supposed to come up with 60 pages?
**[08:32] ---**
Tamama-kun.
I'll leave the rest to you.
***SIGN*** Tenacity
**[08:37] ---**
Mr. Sergeant is acting strange.
**[08:40] ---**
Anyway, all I have to do is to draw
what's on the script, right?
**[08:43] ---**
That should be easy.
***SIGN*** Three Hours Later
**[08:45] ---**
And three hours later...
***SIGN*** Tenacity
**[08:47] ---**
How in the world do I draw movements?
**[08:51] ---**
Try drawing my movements, if you can!
**[08:56] ---**
Losing your temper doesn't
get you anywhere...
***SIGN*** Natsumi
***SIGN*** Same Location・Animation Room
**[09:00] ---**
Corporal Giroro is in charge of animation.
**[09:06] ---**
Done already?
***SIGN*** Start without me
**[09:10] ---**
"Start without me"...?
***SIGN*** Natsumi
**[09:15] ---**
Whatever. My job is to draw pictures.
***SIGN*** Three Hours Later
**[09:21] ---**
And three hours later...
**[09:23] ---**
Okay, I did it!
**[09:26] ---**
Wow... I did a good job, if I say so myself.
**[09:33] ---**
In order to make a 30-minute anime episode,
**[09:35] ---**
you will need 3,000 sheets of drawings.
***SIGN*** 3,000 sheets
**[09:39] ---**
Three... thou... sand?
***SIGN*** How to Create Anime
**[09:42] ---**
It took me all this time to draw just one.
**[09:47] ---**
I have to do this 3,000 times?
**[09:53] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo is
in charge of painting.
**[09:55] ---**
Giroro-kun! Are you done yet?
**[09:58] ---**
I am supposed to color your drawings.
***SIGN*** Natsumi
**[10:04] ---**
Giroro-kun!
**[10:06] ---**
It's impossible...
**[10:07] ---**
I'm not cut out for animation production...
**[10:12] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu is
in charge of background art.
**[10:15] ---**
Wow!
***SIGN*** Same Location・Background Art Room
**[10:17] ---**
You guys are pathetic.
**[10:19] ---**
Beautiful work.
**[10:19] ---**
This is incredible, Sergeant Major.
How did you come up with these?
**[10:24] ---**
I used my PC to capture images
from other anime series,
**[10:26] ---**
and simply erased the characters.
***SIGN*** That's cheating...
**[10:30] ---**
That's cheating.
**[10:34] ---**
I think an anime is something
to watch, not to create.
**[10:38] ---**
Yeah...
**[10:39] ---**
I can't accept that, sir!
**[10:42] ---**
All our combined forces
could not produce a single episode,
**[10:46] ---**
but dozens of episodes
are aired on TV every week.
**[10:50] ---**
What are you saying?
**[10:52] ---**
Maybe there's an easy way to make anime.
**[10:58] ---**
I think we should look into this further.
**[11:03] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
***SIGN*** Underground Secret Base・Audio Room
**[11:06] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[11:08] ---**
Angol Mois is in charge of audio.
**[11:09] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[11:13] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[11:13] ---**
Is it all right to finish
the opening song first?
**[11:16] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[11:18] ---**
Or, like, first things second?
**[11:21] ---**
Good job!
**[11:22] ---**
Good job.
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[11:39] ---**
Allow me to remind you.
***SIGN*** Director
**[11:40] ---**
These characters and companies are fictional,
**[11:43] ---**
and not based on actual characters.
***SIGN*** One journey after another
***SIGN*** Farewell!
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[11:51] ---**
Aha... There's Captain Geroro!
**[11:54] ---**
That means we're here.
**[11:57] ---**
This is the animation company SUNIRASE.
**[12:00] ---**
They produce *Captain Geroro.*
**[12:03] ---**
With my information network,
**[12:05] ---**
pinpointing a location is no trouble at all.
**[12:10] ---**
We're here to find an easy way
to make an anime.
***SIGN*** Same Location・Entrance Hall
**[12:16] ---**
Set your anti-barriers to inaudible mode.
***SIGN*** Anti-barrier on
**[12:22] ---**
With the help of their anti-barriers,
**[12:25] ---**
no one can see or hear them.
**[12:28] ---**
There must be a secret somewhere.
**[12:31] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Today's Meetings
Project Meeting
Captain Geroro Script Meeting Photo Shoot Meeting
**[12:36] ---**
"Script meeting"?
***SIGN*** Same Location・Conference Room
**[12:40] ---**
It must be here, sir.
**[12:43] ---**
Oof...
**[12:44] ---**
Don't mean to keep repeating myself,
***SIGN*** Anti-barrier still in operation
**[12:45] ---**
but their anti-barriers
are still in operation.
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro Episode 16
**[12:47] ---**
Mr. Sergeant! Look at this!
**[12:50] ---**
*Captain Geroro,* Episode 16?
**[12:52] ---**
Episodes 17 and 18 are over here...
**[12:55] ---**
I guess these are scripts.
**[12:58] ---**
I didn't know you could use a
word processor. Then, I could have...
**[13:03] ---**
No, I don't think that was the issue...
**[13:05] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, look at this!
**[13:08] ---**
Why are there so many instant dumplings?
**[13:13] ---**
I know.
**[13:14] ---**
These must be special-recipe
instant dumplings
**[13:17] ---**
that can make production
of interesting anime easy, sir.
**[13:21] ---**
These dumplings are so tasty, Director.
**[13:23] ---**
They're special homemade dumplings.
**[13:25] ---**
They'll help you come up with great ideas.
**[13:29] ---**
Gero?
**[13:30] ---**
I knew it. Pekoponians
are careless to give out
**[13:34] ---**
their easy anime-making method.
**[13:36] ---**
They're soft... as soft
as these instant dumplings.
**[13:41] ---**
All kidding aside,
some of those dumplings were
**[13:43] ---**
mistakenly spiced up with
red-hot chili peppers, so be careful.
**[14:03] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Same Location・Directorial Discussion Room
**[14:07] ---**
That was terrible...
**[14:10] ---**
There was something fishy about that place.
**[14:12] ---**
Farewell, farewell...
**[14:15] ---**
G'morning.
**[14:17] ---**
I'll finish it up today.
**[14:21] ---**
He must know the easiest way
to make anime.
**[14:28] ---**
Hey! Who are you?!
**[14:31] ---**
He can see us, sir!
**[14:32] ---**
How could he,
when we have anti-barriers on?
**[14:35] ---**
Three seconds. Hm.
**[14:39] ---**
He didn't see us?
**[14:40] ---**
He was just reading dialogue.
**[14:43] ---**
Looks like he was timing dialogue
with his stopwatch.
***SIGN*** Same Location・Drawing Room
**[14:51] ---**
S-So fast!
**[14:52] ---**
They are drawing at least
three times faster than I can!
**[14:57] ---**
This is professionalism.
**[15:01] ---**
This pose is hard to draw...
**[15:04] ---**
Looks like she's having a
hard time. What will she do?
**[15:08] ---**
This may be where the easy way
to make anime will be revealed!
**[15:12] ---**
Todoroki-kun. Could you pose like this?
**[15:14] ---**
What?
**[15:17] ---**
Like this?
**[15:18] ---**
Exactly.
**[15:19] ---**
I... I see! I just need someone
to model for me!
**[15:23] ---**
You don't need to be that surprised...
**[15:25] ---**
If you want a model, just tell us.
**[15:28] ---**
How is this?
**[15:31] ---**
Why do I have to suffer like this?
**[15:33] ---**
I'll give it a try before I forget.
**[15:36] ---**
There's no pose as complex
as a wrestling hold, they say...
**[15:41] ---**
Keroro-kun! Hang in there.
***SIGN*** One Hour Later
**[15:44] ---**
One hour later...
**[15:48] ---**
C'mon!
**[15:49] ---**
N-Not done yet?
**[15:51] ---**
It's hard, even with models...
***SIGN*** Two Hours Later
**[15:54] ---**
Two hours later...
**[15:59] ---**
How much longer?
**[16:00] ---**
Just a little longer...
***SIGN*** Five Hours Later
**[16:03] ---**
Five hours later...
**[16:06] ---**
Sorry!
**[16:08] ---**
I'm just not cut out for this.
**[16:10] ---**
What?
**[16:11] ---**
You could've given up hours ago...
**[16:14] ---**
Maybe I should've practiced
first with a simpler pose.
**[16:17] ---**
Then why don't you try an energy wave?
**[16:20] ---**
It's flashy and suited to anime.
**[16:23] ---**
Good idea!
**[16:24] ---**
Here we go, Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:28] ---**
Vacuum...
**[16:30] ---**
...Tamama Fist!
**[16:39] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[16:42] ---**
How is it going?
**[16:43] ---**
I think I'm getting the hang of it.
**[16:46] ---**
Todoroki-kun!
How about another pose?
**[16:49] ---**
Oh, he's gone...
**[16:51] ---**
I guess I'll just have to make do with this.
**[16:54] ---**
What?! I could've just used a doll!
**[16:56] ---**
It does seem so.
**[16:58] ---**
What was the purpose... of all I did...
***SIGN*** Effort in Vain
***SIGN*** Same Location・Production Room
**[17:14] ---**
We can't seem to find an easy
anime-making method, can we?
**[17:18] ---**
I have to say the same thing myself.
**[17:20] ---**
Maybe there is simply no such thing?
**[17:24] ---**
That can't be true!
**[17:26] ---**
There should be a way
**[17:28] ---**
of making anime easily
to suck Pekoponians dry.
**[17:33] ---**
There's no such thing as
an easy way to make anime!
***SIGN*** Gasp!
**[17:38] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[17:39] ---**
Sorry.
**[17:41] ---**
Instead of entertaining silly ideas,
get busy. Is that clear?
**[17:45] ---**
Yes, sir.
***SIGN*** Jolt
**[17:48] ---**
Apparently, there's no such thing
as an easy way to make anime.
**[17:53] ---**
That seems to be the case.
**[17:55] ---**
Rely on your own devices
to realize your dreams...
**[17:58] ---**
There is no point in a future
handed you by someone else.
**[18:01] ---**
Mr. Sergeant! Those are...
**[18:03] ---**
Captain Geroro's lines from a preview!
**[18:06] ---**
I was mistaken, sir!
**[18:08] ---**
It's meaningless unless we
accomplish our mission ourselves!
**[18:15] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[18:17] ---**
Keroro...
**[18:18] ---**
We have no time to waste here, sir!
**[18:21] ---**
Let's get back to the base right away
and resume our mission!
***SIGN*** Motivated!!
**[18:25] ---**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Art
***SIGN*** Tenacity
**[18:42] ---**
My name is Sergeant Keroro.
**[18:45] ---**
How do you d-do...
**[18:47] ---**
Uncle, you bungled your line.
**[18:49] ---**
Or, like, nervous speaker?
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro Premiere Screening
**[18:53] ---**
Finally, they finished their anime.
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
**[19:04] ---**
I-It's starting.
**[19:06] ---**
My name is Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[19:09] ---**
Those are my drawings!
**[19:15] ---**
I'm dancing!
**[19:19] ---**
Tamama Impact!
***SIGN*** Guwaaa...
**[19:25] ---**
I look so cool!
**[19:32] ---**
Hi-yah!
**[19:35] ---**
This is amazing.
***SIGN*** Huh
**[19:46] ---**
I think you did a better job with
the Corporal Giroro scenes...
**[19:50] ---**
W-What are you saying? That's not true.
**[19:53] ---**
Well, your anime version looks better.
***SIGN*** Shocked
**[20:03] ---**
At least the backgrounds are top-notch.
**[20:06] ---**
It's our very own anime.
**[20:11] ---**
Or, like, touching epic?
**[20:15] ---**
A Gundam model can't be built in a day!
***SIGN*** The End
**[20:26] ---**
That was a beautiful anime,
Uncle. I'm so touched.
**[20:30] ---**
Great. Let's broadcast this
all over Pekopon...
**[20:33] ---**
Not yet, sir.
**[20:35] ---**
The script, story and animation
are still substandard.
**[20:38] ---**
Airing it as-is will bring
shame to the Keroro Platoon.
**[20:42] ---**
Keroro... Are you...
**[20:45] ---**
I'm sure we can do a much
better job than this. Am I right?
**[20:50] ---**
Yeah!
**[20:56] ---**
To make good anime,
you need to do some research.
**[21:01] ---**
I'm gonna watch all the
classic masterpieces very carefully.
**[21:04] ---**
I've been wondering why
I've hardly seen you lately.
**[21:07] ---**
You've been watching anime all day!
**[21:09] ---**
Y-You might think I'm being lazy,
**[21:12] ---**
but this is actually a part of
our Pekopon invasion strategy...
**[21:16] ---**
Invasion? That makes it
even harder for me to accept.
***SIGN*** Oh?
**[21:21] ---**
Turn off the TV.
Do the cleaning and laundry.
**[21:23] ---**
Roger, ma'am!
**[21:24] ---**
Then wash the dishes, iron the clothes,
and make the beds.
**[21:28] ---**
Sure!
**[21:29] ---**
Anime-making is quite addictive...
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:06] ---**
This is Fuyuki.
**[23:07] ---**
They say autumn is a time for
contemplating art and enjoying food.
**[23:10] ---**
But for me, autumn is all about
enjoying the occult.
**[23:12] ---**
In summer, there are so
many people at popular locations,
**[23:14] ---**
and running into a TV shoot
can be disappointing.
**[23:18] ---**
I recommend an "autumn of the occult."
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind such things!
**[23:21] ---**
The next episode will be
all about the joys of autumn.
**[23:23] ---**
"Momoka vs. Koyuki:
Battle for Hot Springs, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro & Fuyuki: Let's Take It Easy, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!