E40 - Mois: Or, Like, Happy New Year, Sir? / Keroro: New Year's Food is Also Good, but Don't Forget Your Homework, Sir! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] [SONG] ---     Kero! Kero! Kero! [00:06] [SONG] ---     Kero! Kero! Kero! [00:07] [SONG] ---     Forward ho! To conquer Earth! [00:07] [SONG] ---     Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo [00:13] [SONG] ---     Ke-kero kero! [00:13] [SONG] ---     Ke-kero kero~! [00:14] [SONG] ---     When I leave home with     an umbrella, it never rains. [00:14] [SONG] ---     Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare [00:19] [SONG] ---     "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!" [00:19] [SONG] ---     "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!" [00:23] [SONG] ---     I forgot to cook rice for the curry! [00:23] [SONG] ---     Karee no raisu o takiwasure [00:29] [SONG] ---     I pinched my pinky in the closing door. [00:29] [SONG] ---     Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda [00:32] [SONG] ---     I hopped on to find it     was going the wrong way. [00:32] [SONG] ---     Tobinottara yukisaki chigau [00:36] [SONG] ---     The company vacation was to Keron. [00:36] [SONG] ---     Shain ryokou wa Keron [00:39] [SONG] ---     Ah, dinner is much cheaper     if you buy it at the store! [00:39] [SONG] ---     A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!! [00:47] [SONG] ---     Gero! Gero! Gero! [00:47] [SONG] ---     Gero! Gero! Gero! [00:48] [SONG] ---     Raise our voices high in a victory cheer. [00:48] [SONG] ---     Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo [00:53] [SONG] ---     Ge-gero gero! [00:53] [SONG] ---     Ge-gero gero~! [00:54] [SONG] ---     I run to answer the phone,     and it's a fax coming in. [00:54] [SONG] ---     Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri [00:59] [SONG] ---     Today marks "the first year     of the Keroro era"! [00:59] [SONG] ---     "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori     'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!" [01:03] [SONG] ---     Sweep the square areas circularly. [01:04] [SONG] ---     Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake [01:09] [SONG] ---     Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears. [01:09] [SONG] ---     Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki [01:13] [SONG] ---     For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor. [01:13] [SONG] ---     Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori [01:16] [SONG] ---     Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think. [01:16] [SONG] ---     Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun [01:19] [SONG] ---     Ah, five minutes from the     station was actually fifteen! [01:19] [SONG] ---     A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!! [01:23] [SONG] ---     Well then, soldier men,     it's a job well done! [01:23] [SONG] ---     Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!! SIGN    A New Year's message from the entire cast SIGN    New Year [01:42] ---     We wish you all [01:44] ---     a happy New Year! [01:47] ---     We appreciate all the viewers     for kindly supporting [01:51] ---     the show last year. [01:53] ---     We all thank each of you     from the bottom of our hearts. [01:57] ---     We hope to maintain a good relationship... [02:00] ---     ...with all of you. [02:03] ---     I sincerely hope so, too. [02:05] ---     Wow... what a great feeling. [02:08] ---     Who the heck are you? [02:09] ---     Huh? [02:10] ---     Don't you know who I am? It's me. [02:14] ---     Oh, c'mon.     Y'all hear my voice, don't you? [02:19] ---     The invasion of Earth... [02:20] ---     It could begin in a place      we humans would least imagine. SIGN    Narrator:     The invasion of Earth...     it began in a place     we humans would never have     imagined. For example, yes... [02:26] ---     For example, yes... [02:28] ---     Oh, now I get it. [02:29] ---     I thought this would be [02:30] ---     the perfect time to join you, since this is a     New Year greeting from all of us. [02:33] ---     Am I out of place? [02:34] ---     Get back to work. [02:35] ---     H-Hey, wait! Ow! What are you doing? [02:37] ---     C'mon, give me a break! [02:39] ---     Anyway, the star of our first episode     of the year is Lady Mois. [02:43] ---     Huh? Me? [02:44] ---     Or, like, without delay? SIGN    Happy New Year [02:53] ---     Mois: Or, Like, Happy New Year, Sir? [02:59] ---     The whole nation is celebrating the New Year. SIGN    Hinata [03:04] ---     But where is it being celebrated the most? [03:07] ---     Right here. [03:09] ---     They say how a year ends     depends on how it begins. SIGN    How a year ends deepens depends     on how it begins -Keroro [03:12] ---     We shall hold a New Year's     party in hopes that this year [03:16] ---     will be a very successful     one for the Keroro Platoon. [03:18] ---     Well, enough of the formalities     and ceremonial speeches. [03:21] ---     Let's all have a toast. [03:23] ---     Sure, Uncle. [03:28] ---     Well, then... [03:30] ---     I look forward to another year with you. [03:32] ---     Me too. [03:34] ---     I humbly wish you a happy New Year. [03:37] ---     Oh, no, nonsense. [03:40] ---     Or, like, new year's greetings? [03:42] ---     Okay, everyone. Cheers! [03:43] ---     Cheers! [03:49] ---     What is this? [03:51] ---     A mild dry taste lingers on your tongue. [03:53] ---     A flavorful aroma spreads     throughout your mouth. [03:56] ---     I've never tasted anything like this. SIGN    Nectar [03:59] ---     Keroro. What is this? [04:03] ---     I special ordered it from Yakushima     in Kyushu for this very moment. [04:08] ---     It's the famous Jomon mineral water. [04:10] ---     It tastes great as-is, but you can     make good tea with it, too. [04:14] ---     No water tastes better than this. [04:17] ---     We can all drink as much as we want. [04:19] ---     We're gonna get wild tonight! [04:21] ---     Let's party like there's no tomorrow! [04:24] ---     Yeah! SIGN    Kite Flying [04:27] ---     What's New Year's Day without     tako-age (kite flying)? [04:34] ---     Tamaya! [04:40] ---     Why am I getting launched? [04:42] ---     'Coz you're red and round. [04:44] ---     In other words, exactly like a tako (octopus). [04:47] ---     We're flying kites, not octopuses! SIGN    Battledore [04:50] ---     A popular New Year's game is battledore. [04:52] ---     Okay, I'll be the one to start. [04:54] ---     There you go. [04:55] ---     Hey, that's a good one, sir. [04:58] ---     And I answer you with... this one. [05:01] ---     W-What the heck is this...? SIGN    Fukuwarai [05:05] ---     And what's New Year's Day without Fukuwarai? [05:09] ---     This is the "Fortune comes to     those who smile" Gun! [05:12] ---     Click. [05:17] ---     It's my turn! [05:19] ---     So how's this? [05:20] ---     No. You've made a big mess. [05:23] ---     How about this? [05:25] ---     That's not so bad, but I'd     rather make him look like this. [05:31] ---     Hilarious. [05:36] ---     Boy, that was so much fun. [05:39] ---     New Year's sure is a great holiday! [05:41] ---     So now, why don't we all     say our hopes for the new year? [05:45] ---     Sounds good! [05:47] ---     Okay, let's start with Corporal Giroro! [05:50] ---     My plan? [05:50] ---     Conquering Pekopon.     That's the only thing I'm after. SIGN    Doing My Duty [05:54] ---     Are you sure? [05:56] ---     Aren't you kinda forgetting someone? [05:58] ---     No! Not at all! [06:03] ---     Hey. It's for you, from the corporal. SIGN    To Natsumi From Giroro [06:05] ---     Huh? Even though we live     under the same roof? SIGN    Big-Ships Big-Guns Policy [06:10] ---     Big-ships big-guns policy! [06:12] ---     What could he mean by that? [06:14] ---     Okay, next! Sergeant Major Kululu! [06:17] ---     My hopes? SIGN    Kukukuku... SIGN    Kukukuku... [06:32] ---     He's just too creepy! [06:33] ---     Let's go to the next one! SIGN    Kukukuku... [06:35] ---     Private Tamama! [06:36] ---     What? Me? [06:37] ---     Give us a positive and cheerful one, okay? [06:40] ---     Okay! [06:41] ---     I, Private 2nd Class Tamama,     hope to be loved by Mr. Sergeant. [06:49] ---     Why, you! [06:51] ---     Try and catch me! [06:53] ---     Speechless... [06:56] ---     Whoops! I just let that slip out.     I'm so embarrassed. [07:00] ---     Private Tamama. [07:01] ---     Yes? SIGN    Unconcerned [07:05] ---     You don't have to worry.     I love all of my subordinates! [07:10] ---     I'm your leader! [07:11] ---     That is not what I meant.     I want all of your attention. [07:16] ---     Let us hear your goal, commander. [07:21] ---     I think we all know what he wants. [07:23] ---     All right. [07:26] ---     First and foremost, I wish     for everyone's good health. [07:29] ---     Reaching our goals at the expense     of our health would be meaningless. [07:34] ---     M-Mr. Sergeant. SIGN    Touched [07:36] ---     It feels weird that he's making sense. [07:39] ---     Or, like, safety concerns? [07:43] ---     They say, "In this small Japan,     where are you going in such a hurry?" [07:46] ---     Let's try to remember the     true meaning of these words. [07:49] ---     Conquering Pekopon can only be      appreciated in good health. SIGN    Convinced... [07:55] ---     Did I get too serious? [07:57] ---     Last but not least: Lady Mois,     please share your aspirations! [07:59] ---     Huh? Um, mine...? [08:02] ---     I don't know... should     I really tell him my desire? [08:06] ---     Congratulations! [08:12] ---     W-What should I do? SIGN    Grind grind grind grind... [08:15] ---     Somehow Tamama sensed     exactly what Mois was going to say. [08:20] ---     Uncle and me in an immaculate white... [08:24] ---     This is boring! Mr. Sergeant,     where's our New Year's cuisine? [08:28] ---     We're all going to have zoni soup, right? [08:31] ---     I guess so, sir. SIGN    Heart-wrenching [08:32] ---     Let's start cooking right away. [08:36] ---     I guess I'd better keep it to myself for now. [08:40] ---     Oh, poor Mois-chan. [08:42] ---     Or, like, minor delay? [08:46] ---     What the heck is this...? [08:49] ---     Is this your original recipe? [08:50] ---     It certainly is. [08:51] ---     I studied all kinds of zoni soup      throughout the nation. [08:54] ---     Then I added my ideas to come up      with this ultimate zoni soup. [08:58] ---     It smells funny... [09:01] ---     Some ingredients seem to     have caused chemical reactions. [09:04] ---     Or, like, toxic substance? [09:06] ---     C'mon. Help yourself. [09:08] ---     C'mon. [09:10] ---     I'll eat it. [09:12] ---     What? [09:13] ---     I'll eat it. [09:16] ---     This calls for my splendid explanation. [09:18] ---     Keroro's special zoni     caused another, far greater, [09:21] ---     chemical reaction inside Mois's body. [09:31] ---     Lady Mois... SIGN    Chemical Reaction [09:37] ---     Chemical reaction complete. [09:39] ---     Oh, Uncle, it was simply perfect. [09:42] ---     Or, like, magnum opus? [09:45] ---     I knew it, Lady Mois. [09:46] ---     It's so good,      I could never get enough of it! [09:50] ---     Mr. Sergeant!     He is getting away from me! [09:54] ---     I'm not giving up my sergeant to you. SIGN    Chemical Reaction [09:58] ---     Chemical reaction. [10:04] ---     Tamama! [10:07] ---     And you too, Corporal. [10:14] ---     Sergeant Major. [10:29] ---     Gero! [10:29] ---     Oh no, what did I cook? [10:33] ---     They're all such pathetic weaklings. [10:36] ---     It's just the two of us now, my dear Uncle. [10:39] ---     Gero! SIGN    Congratulations SIGN    Celebrating     the New Year [10:44] ---     My plan for this year is to     protect the nature of Pekopon. [10:48] ---     I must make my influence stronger,     right at our first platoon meeting. [10:53] ---     Lady Mois! Don't do it! [11:00] ---     Somebody help me. Private Tamama! [11:03] ---     Giroro! Kululu! Master Fuyuki! [11:06] ---     What about me? [11:08] ---     You've been forgotten on     the very first day of the year. [11:12] ---     I finally caught you, Uncle. [11:18] ---     Lady Mois! Please don't! [11:20] ---     That didn't turn out right! [11:21] ---     Looks like I'm better off     being ignored for today. Nin nin. [11:21] ---     Please let go of me, Lady Mois! [11:26] ---     My dear Uncle... SIGN    My dear Uncle [11:29] ---     Anyway, please enjoy     another year of this series! SIGN    Dragon [11:41] ---     It's New Year's Day everywhere you look. [11:44] ---     Usually, on New Year's Day... [11:54] ---     ...greeting cards are     supposed to be delivered. SIGN    Forward Cosmic Post Office [11:57] ---     Forward... Cosmic Post Office? [12:00] ---     Now, what could it be? [12:05] ---     Keroro: New Year's Food is Also Good,     but Don't Forget Your Homework, Sir! SIGN    Planet Pekopon Japan Keroro Platoon [12:13] ---     Why, it's... [12:14] ---     Kero! [12:15] ---     Keron HQ must have forwarded the letters [12:17] ---     addressed to our office there. [12:19] ---     Let's see... SIGN    Grin [12:24] ---     What does it say? [12:26] ---     These are postcards for the     Keroro Platoon from kids all over Keron. [12:30] ---     Lady Mois! Please be kind     enough to read them to us, ma'am! [12:34] ---     Sure. [12:35] ---     Okay, here goes the first one. [12:37] ---     "To Sergeant Keroro, Corporal Giroro,     Private 2nd Class Tamama... [12:41] ---     ...and Sergeant Major Kululu. [12:43] ---     I'd like to wish you all     a Happy New Year." [12:46] ---     Happy New Year to you, too. SIGN    Shocked [12:48] ---     Apparently one person has been forgotten. [12:51] ---     "I hope for Pekopon to     belong to all of us soon. [12:54] ---     My father, mother, little brother     and I look forward to that. SIGN    Our Pekopon [12:58] ---     Please take care of yourselves     while you conquer Pekopon. [13:02] ---     'Til next time,     Sergeant Keroro, Corporal Giroro, [13:05] ---     Private 2nd Class Tamama and     Sergeant Major Kululu... Goodbye." SIGN    Shocked [13:08] ---     Goodbye. [13:09] ---     Let's go on to the next postcard. [13:12] ---     "To the super-strong Keroro Platoon,     Happy New Year to you. SIGN    Mt. Fuji SIGN    Eiffel Tower SIGN    French bread [13:17] ---     When you take control of Pekopon,     I am going to live in France. SIGN    Large gate SIGN    France SIGN    Nothing is more beautiful than good relations. [13:22] ---     But I'm sure my sister     and I will fight over it. [13:25] ---     By now, you've probably conquered     half of Pekopon already, right?" [13:30] ---     Such impatient sisters. [13:33] ---     That touched a nerve... [13:35] ---     "Happy New Year. SIGN    Toad Nebula News [13:37] ---     I never fail to watch the latest     adventures of the Keroro Platoon [13:41] ---     on TV every evening." [13:43] ---     Huh? We're on TV? [13:46] ---     "My favorite part was when     your platoon leader knocked out [13:49] ---     the Pekopon forces with just one blow. [13:51] ---     It really felt like I was watching a movie." [13:53] ---     That report was totally fabricated. [13:56] ---     Do you expect them to report the truth? [13:59] ---     "Best Wishes. SIGN    Keroro Sausage SIGN    Keroro Platoon Body Warmer [14:00] ---     The Keroro Platoon is so popular. SIGN    Tamama Chocolate SIGN    The Full Blast... Giroro [14:03] ---     Your character goods     are selling like hotcakes. SIGN    Keroro Goods Just in SIGN    Arrival of Next Shipment     Undetermined [14:06] ---     Your contributions to the economy     are reported to be 30-40 billion." [14:10] ---     How come no one told us? [14:12] ---     Somebody is profiting off us! [14:15] ---     It's the ones in the know. [14:17] ---     "Sadly, the yellow character's goods     are hardly selling at all. SIGN    Very Popular Keroro Platoon Corner SALE 50% OFF Kululu only [14:23] ---     Maybe a change of color might help. SIGN    Welcome Free, Take it [14:25] ---     But it would be better if you just     replaced him with someone else." [14:29] ---     Hand that postcard to me. SIGN    Poke poke poke poke... SIGN    Kukukuku... [14:38] ---     This is the last one. [14:40] ---     Huh? This is not a New Year's Day postcard. [14:43] ---     Or, like, normal postcard? [14:45] ---     Why would anyone send that      on New Year's Day? [14:48] ---     That's okay. What's important is     that it was written from the heart, sir. [14:53] ---     Right. [14:54] ---     "Sergeant Keroro." [14:56] ---     Yes, yes! [14:56] ---     "Submit your homework ASAP." [14:59] ---     Yes, yes! SIGN    Submit your homework right away. - Homework Monitoring Team of Keron HQ [15:02] ---     "From the Homework     Monitoring Team of Keron HQ." SIGN    Just a minute... Just a minute... Just a minute... [15:06] ---     Homework... Homework... Homework... [15:11] ---     What homework? Didn't you     send that out last summer? SIGN    Keroro SIGN    Questions Platoon Leader’s Diary Winter Free Research A Platoon Leader's Companion [15:26] ---     O-Oh, no! [15:29] ---     Sergeant Keroro completely forgot. [15:32] ---     A platoon leader is given     homework not only in the summer, [15:34] ---     but also in the winter. SIGN    Gloom [15:37] ---     I'm sure he's probably     finished some of it. Right? [15:41] ---     No. [15:44] ---     But, but... [15:46] ---     It's because I was so busy last month     preparing for New Year's Day! [15:50] ---     I'm so busy! [15:51] ---     Boy, I'm so busy! [15:53] ---     I'm as busy as busy can be. [15:56] ---     I completely forgot about this. [15:59] ---     This shouldn't be so bad. [16:01] ---     You managed to finish     your summer homework, right? SIGN    Just a minute... Just a minute... Just a minute... [16:04] ---     The summer homework. [16:05] ---     Homework... Homework... [16:07] ---     That summer nightmare     returns to haunt Sergeant Keroro. SIGN    Shiver SIGN    Quake [16:20] ---     No... I don't wanna do any homework. [16:22] ---     You should've done it     little by little each day. [16:24] ---     Oh, poor Uncle. [16:27] ---     It's a tough job, but someone's     got to do it, Mr. Sergeant. [16:35] ---     And so, Sergeant Keroro's     nightmare has begun once more. [16:39] ---     You mean, that stupid frog     is busy doing his homework? [16:43] ---     He's in there working real hard. SIGN    Concentration [16:45] ---     My sympathy is with him... [16:47] ---     What a way to spend New Year's Day. SIGN    Biho-do New Year's Customer Appreciation Sale SIGN    New Year's Comedy Duo Silver Medalists [16:50] ---     The comedy duo, Silver Medalists... [16:53] ---     The sergeant was looking     forward to watching this show. [16:57] ---     Too bad he didn't do his homework earlier. SIGN    Heaven [17:03] ---     That's so funny! [17:04] ---     These young comedians     are really quite hilarious. [17:06] ---     I told you, sir. [17:08] ---     I knew from the start     those two were going places. [17:11] ---     That's because you have a     nose for the really funny ones. [17:16] ---     Huh? [17:17] ---     Sarge? [17:17] ---     Hey. Your homework! [17:20] ---     Eh? Oops. [17:24] ---     Stay in there until you're done! SIGN    Concentration SIGN    One Hour Later... [17:29] ---     One hour later... [17:32] ---     He's awfully quiet in there. [17:33] ---     Don't tell me he's fallen asleep. [17:37] ---     I'm done! [17:39] ---     Keroro! Are you finished? SIGN    Completed [17:42] ---     He's finished! [17:45] ---     Why is it, when you have to do     something really important, [17:48] ---     you just want to assemble     Gundam models even more? SIGN    Confiscation of Plastic Gundam Models [17:51] ---     Gundam confiscation... [17:58] ---     What is he doing now? [18:00] ---     He said he's doing some research     on last year's weather for his report. [18:16] ---     What happened? [18:17] ---     He was chatting with some housewife     about a soap opera from yesterday. SIGN    Confiscation of Computer [18:21] ---     Computer confiscation... [18:24] ---     I can do this! As long as I     put my mind to it... [18:40] ---     ...this homework can't stop me at all! [18:43] ---     Mr. Sergeant! [18:43] ---     Keroro-kun! [18:44] ---     Is he finished? [18:45] ---     No problem at all! [18:48] ---     Keroro, congratulations. SIGN    Blank [18:53] ---     They're still blank. [18:56] ---     I can easily finish this homework! SIGN    It was all a dream [19:02] ---     He was sleeping all this time... [19:04] ---     He has only finished the     homework in his dreams... [19:11] ---     Listen up, Keroro. [19:12] ---     From now on, we'll keep you     under 24-hour surveillance. [19:17] ---     And so, the struggle between     Keroro and his homework [19:20] ---     has reached even greater levels. [19:24] ---     The Miura eraser travels     farther than the Countach... [19:28] ---     Punishment. SIGN    Punishment! [19:32] ---     Yes. Four seconds flat. [19:35] ---     Ouch! SIGN    Punishment 2 [19:36] ---     Punishment 2. SIGN    Punishment 3 [19:41] ---     Punishment 3. [19:43] ---     Unfortunately, we don't     have time to show the rest. SIGN    Then, One Week Later [19:47] ---     Then, one week later... [19:53] ---     It's finished. [19:55] ---     Mr. Sergeant! [19:57] ---     You did fine, Keroro. [19:59] ---     All we have to do now     is send it to planet Keron. [20:04] ---     G'day! Courier service!     You have a package. [20:07] ---     Oh! [20:08] ---     Good timing. [20:10] ---     I can let them pick up my homework, sir! [20:12] ---     But I wonder what he brought us? SIGN    Express Delivery This Side Up [20:19] ---     What is this? SIGN    To Sergeant Keroro Keron Headquarters [20:21] ---     It's addressed to you, Mr. Sergeant. SIGN    For not submitting your homework... [20:25] ---     It's a package from Keron headquarters. SIGN    To Sergeant Keroro Keron Headquarters [20:28] ---     "To Sergeant Keroro." SIGN    For not submitting your homework, here is a penalty. [20:30] ---     "Penalty for unsubmitted homework." SIGN    Penalty [20:33] ---     P-Penalty? [20:35] ---     A penalty is actually, uh... [20:37] ---     To put it simply,     it's another word for punishment. [20:40] ---     What's the meaning of this? Keroro... [20:42] ---     When was your homework due? [20:44] ---     I... I think, uh... SIGN    Just a minute... Just a minute... Just a minute... SIGN    Today is... [20:47] ---     Today is the eighth. SIGN    Homework Due! Don't be late! Three days before... [20:49] ---     Oops, the deadline was three days ago. [20:52] ---     Whaaaat? SIGN    Keronians' Mortal Enemy [21:04] ---     The mortal enemy of the     Keronian, the Nyororo. SIGN    Here's Nyororo [21:15] ---     Nin nin. [21:17] ---     Make sure you too finish     your homework early! [21:19] ---     Or you might have an unexpected     package at your doorsteps. SIGN    Poke poke poke poke... [21:30] ---     And also, try not to write anything     bad about others on your postcards. [21:38] [SONG] ---     Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!! [21:38] [SONG] ---     Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero! [21:44] [SONG] ---     Kero-kero-kero-kero Kero-kero-kero-kero...     Hajimeru de arimasu! [21:44] [SONG] ---     Kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero.     Let's begin! [21:46] [SONG] ---     Kero-kero-kero-kero     Keroro no ekaki uta!! [21:46] [SONG] ---     Kero-kero-kero-kero.     This is the Keroro drawing song! [21:51] [SONG] ---     Manmaru dekkai UFO no [21:51] [SONG] ---     On a big, round UFO, [21:55] [SONG] ---     Mado ka to omottara anaboko de (Uso!) [21:55] [SONG] ---     There are two windows     that turn out to be holes. (Oh no!) [21:59] [SONG] ---     Soko kara Pekopon miechatta     (Shinryaku de arimasu!) [21:59] [SONG] ---     Through them is a view of Pekopon.     (Let’s go invade, sir!) [22:04] [SONG] ---     Ganpula kai ni yorimichi U-turn (Mahu~!) [22:04] [SONG] ---     Let's make a U-turn to go shopping     for some Gundam models! (Hi-yo!) [22:09] [SONG] ---     Mou iccho U-turn oyama     ni gekitotsu (Gero…!) [22:09] [SONG] ---     But another U-turn causes the ship     to crash-land on a hill! (Gero!) [22:13] [SONG] ---     Yabe~ yo UFO kowareta yo [22:13] [SONG] ---     Oh, no, the UFO is a wreck. [22:16] [SONG] ---     "Te yuuka, jigoujitoku?" [22:16] [SONG] ---     Or, like, own stupid fault? [22:20] [SONG] ---     Toire souji wa komame ni yarubeshi [22:20] [SONG] ---     Let's clean the toilet as often as you can. [22:23] [SONG] ---     But it's okay to skip twice a week. [22:23] [SONG] ---     Shuu ni nikai wa saborubeshi [22:26] [SONG] ---     You stupid frog! [22:26] [SONG] ---     "Bokegaeru~!!" [22:27] [SONG] ---     Scrub-a-dub, scrub-a-dub,     clean it with a brush. [22:27] [SONG] ---     Burashi de goshi goshi migaitara [22:30] [SONG] ---     Until it's so sparkling clean that     you want to rub your cheek against it! [22:30] [SONG] ---     Omowazu houzuri pikkapika~ [22:35] [SONG] ---     I have another stomach     for french fries. [22:35] [SONG] ---     Furaido potato wa betsu bara deesu [22:38] [SONG] ---     But, more Nyororos?     No, thanks! (I can't choose?) [22:38] [SONG] ---     Nyororo dake wa mou kanben… (Dame ssu ka) [22:42] [SONG] ---     Go get sucked dry again! [22:42] [SONG] ---     "Mou ichido suwarete koi!!" [22:44] [SONG] ---     The star on my forehead is a commander's sign.     There is nothing I fear. No, sir! [22:44] [SONG] ---     Odeko no hoshi wa taichou no akashi     Osoreru mono nado nai de arimasu! [22:51] [SONG] ---     I doubt it. [22:51] [SONG] ---     "Sore wa dou ssu ka nee" [22:54] [SONG] ---     There you have it!     It's Sergeant Keroro, sir! [22:54] [SONG] ---     Keroro Gunsou kansei de arimasu!!! [22:57] [SONG] ---     Gero-gero Giro-giro     Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro... [22:57] [SONG] ---     Gero-gero Giro-giro     Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro... [23:01] [SONG] ---     It's a wildly-welcomed     character drawing song! Gero! [23:01] [SONG] ---     Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero! [23:07] ---     This is Sergeant Keroro. [23:08] ---     Did you get any New Year's gifts? [23:10] ---     When I was little, I used     to visit all of my relatives, [23:14] ---     and collect New Year's gifts from them. [23:16] ---     Happiness doesn't come to you.     You have to run to capture it. [23:20] ---     Those are my words of wisdom to you. [23:22] ---     But that aside, next week, [23:23] ---     we'll have our first invasion of the year. [23:25] ---     "Keroro: The Glory of Sugoroku, Sir!" [23:28] ---     "Dororo's Blood is Really Boiling, Sir!" [23:30] ---     Two stories in one. How's that? [23:32] ---     Ge-Gero!