# E219 - Musha Kero, Volume II: The Explosively Funny Sengoku Comedy Battle, Great Sir!
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**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Socks with holes in them,
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
It's a waste to throw them away.
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
sutetara mottainai n' desu
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Marumete booru de asobou yo
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
That's good to know, sir!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
I want to tell somebody!
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
***SIGN*** Tsuuuuun
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The king has donkey's ears!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Please give me 100 yen.
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Hyakuen kudasai
**[00:42] [SONG] ---**
Anytime you want.
**[00:42] [SONG] ---**
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
The tissues you blew your nose into,
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Hana o kanda chirigami o
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
It's a waste to throw them away.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
sutetara mottainai n' desu
***SIGN*** People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Nice idea.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
"Ii koto kiita ze"
**[01:08] [SONG] ---**
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
**[01:08] [SONG] ---**
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
***SIGN*** Andou
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Let's dance with Andou-san.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Andou-san to odorimasho
***SIGN*** I am Andou.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Please give me 10 yen.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Juuen kudasai
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Love is okay, too.
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Ai demo ii n' desu~
**[01:26] [SONG] ---**
Natsumi!
**[01:26] [SONG] ---**
"Natsumi~!"
**[01:31] ---**
The year 1192 in the
Sengoku Ran Star calendar.
**[01:35] ---**
The Keroro Platoon flew toward that
planet ruled by the seven Vipers:
***SIGN*** Ran (disorder)
**[01:38] ---**
the Sengoku Ran Star.
**[01:41] ---**
Their mission: recovery of the
ancient legendary weapons.
**[01:44] ---**
Musha Keroro met the boy known as Fuyukichi
and obtained the first ancient weapon,
***SIGN*** Musha Viper Roku-no-jou
**[01:49] ---**
and succeeded in defeating Viper
Roku-no-jou parenthesis "sixth son."
**[01:53] ---**
However, there were five ancient
legendary weapons in total.
**[01:56] ---**
Will Musha Keroro's party be able to
defeat all of the seven Viper siblings,
**[02:00] ---**
and recover the remaining
four ancient weapons?
**[02:05] ---**
This is the story of a top-secret mission given
to the Keroro Platoon on the Sengoku Ran Star,
**[02:08] ---**
given to Musha Keroro!
***SIGN*** Musha Kero
**[02:20] ---**
Musha Kero, Volume II: The Explosively
Funny Sengoku Comedy Battle, Great Sir!
***SIGN*** Volume II: The Explosively Funny Sengoku Comedy Battle, Great Sir
**[02:32] ---**
Come on, Dororo, aren't we there yet?
**[02:35] ---**
We will be in short order.
***SIGN*** Gather!! You Brave Ones With Comedic Souls!! Comedy Contest
**[02:37] ---**
The first-place prize for the comedy contest
to be held tomorrow on Okehazama Beach
**[02:41] ---**
is the legendary ancient weapon that we seek.
**[02:47] ---**
By the way, Keroro...
**[02:48] ---**
...what the heck is all this about?!
**[02:51] ---**
What do you want from me?
Hiring these things is expensive.
***SIGN*** Poooooohekoki
**[03:02] ---**
N-N-No, it was not me!
**[03:07] ---**
Too harsh!
**[03:08] ---**
Ahh, I feel so much better!
**[03:11] ---**
I'm going even yellower...
**[03:14] ---**
I'm done. I'm dead...
**[03:17] ---**
Gero. W-Wait...
**[03:19] ---**
Wake up, sir.
**[03:20] ---**
We have to get to the comedy contest
at Okehazama Beach.
**[03:24] ---**
You've got no need to worry, then.
***SIGN*** Shika Shika
Thump Thump
Tweet Tweet
**[03:27] ---**
Just follow the sound of the band.
That's where it's being held.
**[03:30] ---**
Gero?
**[03:31] ---**
You sure are a curious group.
**[03:34] ---**
Why join that when...
that pair is going to...
**[03:38] ---**
Wh-What pair, sir?
***SIGN*** Slump
**[03:40] ---**
Slump.
**[03:42] ---**
Ah, he died.
**[03:44] ---**
Something stinks.
**[03:45] ---**
What, it's still hanging around?
**[03:48] ---**
It seems like we'd better brace
ourselves this time around.
**[03:51] ---**
Th-There's nothing to worry about, sir!
**[03:54] ---**
I was once on *Space
Explosively Funny On-Air Battle,*
**[03:57] ---**
and I got the full score of 556 Kerobattles!
With me here, we can't lose, sir!
**[04:04] ---**
Ooh, so this is Okehazama Beach, sir!
**[04:07] ---**
There are more people here
than I expected, sir!
**[04:10] ---**
Most likely, they are here to obtain the
first-prize treasure, the legendary red crystal.
***SIGN*** Comedy Contest
**[04:15] ---**
They are probably treasure hunters who have
assembled from all reaches of the universe.
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We can't let our guard down.
**[04:22] ---**
What is this marvelous smell?!
**[04:26] ---**
Ikayaki, please!
***SIGN*** Comiiiiiiiiing
**[04:28] ---**
Coming!
**[04:29] ---**
Why in blazes are we here?!
**[04:31] ---**
Welcome!
**[04:33] ---**
My ikayaki are covered in a secret tare sauce!
They're the most delicious in the universe!
**[04:37] ---**
O... O-moa-dono?!
**[04:39] ---**
Are you an ikayaki seller now?
**[04:41] ---**
Oh, old man and the rest,
we meet again!
**[04:44] ---**
Go on, have one of these ikayaki!
**[04:46] ---**
This woman! Now she's trying to tempt
Mr. Sergeant with a harmony of tare and smoke?!
**[04:52] ---**
You shut up.
***SIGN*** Fragrance of the Grill Far-Infrared Ray The salty-sweetness of the tare Also known as teppou-yaki Fresh
**[04:56] ---**
The salty-sweetness of the tare and the
fragrance of the grill are so exquisite, and...
***SIGN*** Viva Ikayaki
**[05:01] ---**
Then I, too, shall partake.
**[05:03] ---**
Ah, then I'll have a shishkaboo.
**[05:05] ---**
What did you say?
**[05:06] ---**
Boo...
**[05:07] ---**
Tch. We're not here to have fun.
**[05:10] ---**
Th-That's...!
**[05:12] ---**
Natsumi!
**[05:14] ---**
Natsumi! Why are you here?!
**[05:17] ---**
Huh? Natsumi?
***SIGN*** Natsumi
**[05:19] ---**
My name is O-natsu...
***SIGN*** O-natsu
**[05:20] ---**
O-natsu?!
**[05:22] ---**
Sure am!
***SIGN*** Striiiiiike ♥
**[05:25] ---**
Striiiiiiike! ...Great sir.
**[05:30] ---**
A-Are you all right, mister red daruma?
**[05:33] ---**
Ah, no, I'm fine.
**[05:35] ---**
N-Never mind me. Are you
participating in this comedy battle?
**[05:39] ---**
Yes. Though I don't have
much confidence in my comedy.
**[05:43] ---**
Hm? Some circumstances?
**[05:45] ---**
You can talk to me about it, if you'd like.
**[05:50] ---**
The truth is, my grandpa is ill.
**[05:54] ---**
But we don't have the money
to buy medicine, you see.
**[05:58] ---**
To cure his illness,
I need to win the red crystal,
***SIGN*** Gather!! You Brave Ones With Comedic Souls!! Comedy Contest
**[06:01] ---**
and exchange it for money.
**[06:05] ---**
I'm sorry. It's a comedy contest,
and I'm telling this gloomy story.
**[06:10] ---**
Are you going to try your hand,
mister red daruma?
**[06:12] ---**
No, I...
**[06:14] ---**
Hey, Giro-san! Already in line?
**[06:17] ---**
You're raring to go, aren'tcha?!
**[06:19] ---**
Nyo! Squid curry!
***SIGN*** Swimsuit Comedy Battle Site
**[06:21] ---**
No... I'm not particularly in line...
**[06:22] ---**
Play along, play along, Giroro.
**[06:25] ---**
Gero? Lady Natsumi?
**[06:26] ---**
Why are you here?
**[06:28] ---**
My name is O-natsu!
***SIGN*** RAGE Smile
**[06:30] ---**
Come to think of it...
**[06:32] ---**
...I do not sense the same
gang-leader aura from O-natsu-dono!
**[06:35] ---**
Bye, then, mister red daruma!
Let's both of us do our best!
**[06:39] ---**
R-Right...
***SIGN*** Swimsuit Comedy Battle Site
***SIGN*** Whaaaaaatttt?!
**[06:41] ---**
Whaaaaaatttt?!
***SIGN*** Entry Reception
**[06:43] ---**
Musha Viper-sama!
**[06:45] ---**
If it's the treasure you want,
there's no need to resort to such measures!
**[06:48] ---**
We'll gladly give you the prize
or anything else you ask for!
**[06:54] ---**
I don't need no red crystal!
**[06:56] ---**
Exactly that!
***SIGN*** Musha Viper Saburo
(third son)
**[06:59] ---**
Musha Viper Saburo parenthesis "third son,"
***SIGN*** Musha Viper Shirou
(fourth son)
**[07:01] ---**
and Shirou parenthesis "fourth son."
**[07:03] ---**
They are two of the seven Viper siblings
who control this area, great sir.
***SIGN*** Victory
**[07:09] ---**
With this swimsuit comedy battle,
**[07:11] ---**
we'll catch the eyes of the Producerion, and
make our debut in the world of space comedy!
***SIGN*** Debut in the World of Space Manzai Musha Viper Shirou Saburo
***SIGN***
**[07:16] ---**
Our goal: the whole universe!
***SIGN*** The Whole Universe
***SIGN*** Laugh
**[07:19] ---**
Yes, "universe." Get a pot, chop up carrots,
potatoes, onions, leave them to simmer...
**[07:24] ---**
Those are stew ingredients
you *immerse,* dope!
***SIGN*** Stew
***SIGN*** Silence
**[07:31] ---**
Even the Musha Vipers
have decided to enter.
**[07:34] ---**
Squid curry!
**[07:36] ---**
Alpaca gerobarf.
**[07:39] ---**
What are you going to do, Mr. Sergeant?
**[07:42] ---**
If the Musha Vipers find out
that we are Keronians,
**[07:46] ---**
we will have bigger problems
than the contest.
**[07:49] ---**
No worries!
**[07:50] ---**
We will be masked comedy masters!
**[07:54] ---**
And here's yours, Tamama.
**[07:56] ---**
Ah...
**[07:57] ---**
And? What about the all-important material?
**[08:00] ---**
You may leave the material to me!
**[08:03] ---**
On my name as a postcard artiste,
***SIGN*** Graduate from
being a poor writer!!
**[08:05] ---**
I will think of material so amusing,
it will cause your sides to ache!
**[08:12] ---**
As usual, he is...
**[08:14] ---**
...very lively!
**[08:15] ---**
His shadow refuses to fade,
even at night!
***SIGN*** Pitch black
**[08:19] ---**
Huh? Where's that super-perv Red?
**[08:21] ---**
He said he was going on a little *aventure*.
**[08:25] ---**
I was planning to head on back when
the night winds started blowing, but...
**[08:29] ---**
Oh, Grandpa, those look like some mighty tasty
space okonomiyaki. How much are they?
**[08:33] ---**
That'd be 16 space mon!
**[08:36] ---**
Oh, dear! I only have small change!
Grandpa, could ya count it out for me?
**[08:40] ---**
Huh? You want me to do it?
**[08:41] ---**
A classic space skit,
**[08:43] ---**
"Time Space Okonomiyaki FX."
**[08:45] ---**
I believe Pekopon had a similar comedy skit.
***SIGN*** Comedy Skit Explained Simply
***SIGN*** 1
***SIGN*** 2
**[08:49] ---**
The classic skit, "Time Noodles."
***SIGN*** 3
***SIGN*** 4
**[08:51] ---**
In the middle of counting out money,
she asks what time it is,
***SIGN*** What time is it?
***SIGN*** 2
**[08:54] ---**
and thus cheats the bill, great sir.
***SIGN*** 3
***SIGN*** Sucker
***SIGN*** 4
***SIGN*** 5
**[08:57] ---**
One, two, three!
**[08:59] ---**
What time is it?
**[09:00] ---**
Ah, it's two.
**[09:02] ---**
Three, four...
**[09:06] ---**
I'll never win the competition
with an act like this...
**[09:10] ---**
Whatever can I do?
**[09:13] ---**
Oh, no!
**[09:13] ---**
Who's there?
**[09:14] ---**
Ahh, no, I just—
**[09:17] ---**
Oh, it's just you! The mister
red daruma I met earlier!
**[09:20] ---**
I didn't come to steal
your material or anything.
**[09:23] ---**
It's okay.
**[09:24] ---**
My material isn't worth stealing, anyway.
**[09:28] ---**
Earlier I was acting all cool, saying,
"Let's both of us do our best,"
**[09:32] ---**
but in the end, I'm just
not cut out for comedy.
**[09:35] ---**
Th-That's not true!
**[09:37] ---**
What's important in comedy isn't
the material, it's the timing!
**[09:40] ---**
The same joke can be funny or boring
just depending on the comedic timing!
**[09:45] ---**
Wow... mister red daruma, you sure
do know a lot about comedy!
**[09:48] ---**
W-Well, I guess.
**[09:50] ---**
It is all second-hand information
from Sergeant Keroro, great sir.
**[09:54] ---**
Not the material but the timing...
**[09:56] ---**
We can train for a while, if you'd like?
**[09:59] ---**
Wh-What do you say?
**[10:02] ---**
Really?!
**[10:03] ---**
Th-Thank you very much!
**[10:07] ---**
I'll work through whatever
training you give me!
**[10:11] ---**
My instruction is somewhat strict, you know.
**[10:16] ---**
Yes! There, you say "I am Cucuruz Doan"
and bow your head!
**[10:19] ---**
I... I am Cucuruz Doan!
**[10:22] ---**
No! Your timing is wrong!
**[10:24] ---**
One more time!
**[10:25] ---**
Y-Yes!
**[10:26] ---**
I am Cucuruz Doan!
**[10:27] ---**
Once more!
**[10:28] ---**
I am Cucuruz Doan!
**[10:31] ---**
Listen up. The stage is
the same as the battlefield.
**[10:34] ---**
Right!
**[10:36] ---**
Though you stand there vastly outnumbered,
you must win their laughs with tenacity!
**[10:40] ---**
Got it?
**[10:41] ---**
Yes!
**[10:42] ---**
I understand, mister red daruma!
***SIGN*** Fast Approach
**[10:47] ---**
Th-Th-Th-This isn't Natsumi, it's O-natsu!
**[10:50] ---**
Natsumi is a stronger woman than this!
**[10:52] ---**
But O-natsu, too, is... no!
O-natsu is not Natsumi!
**[10:56] ---**
She just looks like her.
**[10:58] ---**
But so much like her...
**[11:00] ---**
But it is Natsumi that I want,
and absolutely not O-natsu...
**[11:04] ---**
But Natsumi is grararharrrrrgh!
**[11:06] ---**
Th-The training ends here!
**[11:10] ---**
Next we'll get to jokes!
**[11:16] ---**
Do you have some
really great jokes or something?
**[11:19] ---**
Darn it... I mentioned jokes, but the
only ones I know all came from Keroro.
**[11:24] ---**
We might use duplicate material
during the contest.
**[11:26] ---**
I... I know!
***SIGN*** Today's Lesson "Short Tales of the Battlefield"
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I'll use the material my superior
told us back during training!
***SIGN*** Outpost, Infantry, Flask, Operation, Detachment, On Target, Victory, Battle, Longline, Emergency Rations, Trap, Fieldwork
**[11:31] ---**
His tales of the battlefield
really were funny!
**[11:34] ---**
I'm laughing even remembering it.
**[11:36] ---**
What is it?
**[11:38] ---**
N-Nothing.
**[11:41] ---**
Okay, let me tell you these little tales
of the battlefield I've been saving up.
**[11:44] ---**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Joke Pad
**[11:48] ---**
Meanwhile, Chief Dororo...
**[11:51] ---**
This is Sengoku Ran Star.
**[11:54] ---**
Thus, the appropriate plan of attack
is to use Sengoku-era material.
**[11:56] ---**
Okehazama... Sekigahara...
**[11:58] ---**
Shourui-awaremi-no-rei.
**[12:00] ---**
No, that is not Sengoku,
but the Edo period...
**[12:03] ---**
Chief Dororo is thinking hard of
Sengoku stories to tell.
**[12:07] ---**
Will they be able to come up with good
joke material before tomorrow's contest?
**[12:11] ---**
The night wears on
on Sengoku Ran Star... great sir.
***SIGN*** Swimsuit Comedy Battle Site
**[12:20] ---**
This is the day of the
swimsuit comedy battle, great sir.
***SIGN*** First Prize Legendary Red Crystal!!
**[12:24] ---**
So!
**[12:26] ---**
Today being the "swimsuit comedy battle,"
**[12:29] ---**
you all have the duty of wearing
these provided swimsuits!
**[12:33] ---**
Why am I the only one who got a girl's one?!
**[12:36] ---**
Well, it's a comedy battle...
**[12:38] ---**
O-Oh, no!
**[12:41] ---**
Please! I'm too poor to afford a swimsuit!
**[12:46] ---**
No, no, no.
**[12:47] ---**
It's a swimsuit comedy battle.
You can't enter without a swimsuit!
**[12:52] ---**
Move it, move it!
**[12:57] ---**
What'll I do?
**[12:59] ---**
O-natsu...
**[13:06] ---**
It can't be helped.
**[13:09] ---**
I could use these in place of a swimsuit.
**[13:11] ---**
You look down.
**[13:12] ---**
M-Mister red daruma!
**[13:14] ---**
How is your confidence holding up?
Do you see yourself winning?
**[13:18] ---**
Winning? Oh, no...
**[13:20] ---**
But I want to do the very best I can.
**[13:24] ---**
I want to make the most of
the training you gave me.
**[13:28] ---**
And yet...
**[13:29] ---**
Use this.
**[13:32] ---**
This swimsuit was provided for me
by my incompetent leader.
**[13:35] ---**
Unfortunately, it is a woman's.
**[13:36] ---**
But...
**[13:38] ---**
Then... mister red daruma, what will you...
**[13:41] ---**
I'll be fine. I'll enter in this fundoshi.
**[13:46] ---**
Thank you so m—
**[13:47] ---**
In exchange,
**[13:48] ---**
I will show no mercy on the stage.
**[13:52] ---**
M-Mister red daruma!
***SIGN*** Swimsuit Comedy Battle Site
**[13:59] ---**
However.
**[14:00] ---**
Fundoshis are no good! They're not swimsuits!
**[14:04] ---**
Ronin Giroro is
immediately disqualified, great sir.
***SIGN*** Disqualified
**[14:09] ---**
What are you doing, you dope?!
**[14:12] ---**
It was a triple act! How do you expect us
to do it without you, sir?!
**[14:15] ---**
S-Sorry.
**[14:17] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[14:19] ---**
I'll bare my soul on stage!
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[14:22] ---**
Crushed...
***SIGN*** Entry Number 1 Space Uiro Uri
**[14:25] ---**
And so, the curtain is finally raised on
the swimsuit comedy battle, great sir.
**[14:30] ---**
So here's another stupid joke
for you. (Dummies!)
**[14:33] ---**
There was a certain couple
who had a child born to them,
***SIGN*** First Prize Legendary Red Crystal!!
***SIGN*** Mayor Assistant Producian Judges' Seats
**[14:36] ---**
and they went to a monk, wanting to discuss
what name they should give him. (Numbnuts!)
**[14:40] ---**
And he said that they should
call him "Je t'aime."
**[14:42] ---**
In a place called France on Pekopon,
it means "I love you."
**[14:45] ---**
Classic space comedy skits, is it, sir?
**[14:47] ---**
Well, if this is all they have,
our victory is certain, sir.
**[14:51] ---**
*Je t'aime je t'aime gokou
no s'il vous plaît!*
***SIGN*** Dwah ha ha
**[14:54] ---**
**[14:56] ---**
Th-They like it?
***SIGN*** Entry Number 5 A Short Tale of the Battlefield
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Next is entry number 5, O-natsu-san.
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A short tale of the battlefield.
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O-natsu...
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Uhh, so, here's another stupid...
***SIGN*** Staaaaaaare...
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...tale of the... battle... battlefie...
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What's wrong, O-natsu?! Go for it!
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Have confidence and hit 'em with it head-on!
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Guerillas show up regularly in this zone!
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Ready the traps!
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Yessir! Then pick a card, any card!
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You idiot! Those are... *trumps!*
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Yesss! She nailed it!
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That joke is unbeatable!
***SIGN*** Silence
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Silennnnce...
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They aren't laughing?
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Why?! Why don't they find it funny?!
***SIGN*** Entry Number 6 Comedy Trio
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Next is number 6. The Harmageddon Trio.
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Their act will be a comedy trio.
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Aozora Pyonkichi!
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Unabara O-moa!
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Fnnnuuu! Cucuruz Doan here.
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Never mind that!
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I've just come back from Iscandar in Canada!
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Canada's not the end of the universe!
It just feels that way!
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Gero?
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W-We're totally bombing.
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C-Cold gags...
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What the heck...
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...is that ridiculous act?
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Commander-dono! My humblest
apologies for being so late!
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Ninja Doronuma-kun!
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I was up all night thinking up this
absolutely hilarious Sengoku story!
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Accept it!
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Gero...
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Y-You're...
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...the Keronian who defeated our brothers!
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You have some chutzpah to perform
such a boring comedy act in front of us!
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That is...
***SIGN*** Chutzpah
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...*sutra,* not *chutzpah!*
***SIGN*** Sutra
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Doctor coming through!
***SIGN*** Swimsuit Comedy Battle Site
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Die!
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Keronians!
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Gerohcrap.
***SIGN*** Swimsuit Comedy Battle Site
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Gero!
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Are you all right?
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Thank you, mister red daruma!
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You don't need to thank me.
Hurry up and run!
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R-Right!
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Tamama Impact!
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Hen'i Battou! Dororo Giri!
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You cheeky brat!
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If I sell this for money,
my grandpa's illness will be...
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Five more shots, huh?
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And you think you can beat me with those?!
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Take this!
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Dodge! That's one!
***SIGN*** 1 Beam Shot Fired
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Hup! Two!
***SIGN*** 2 Beam Shots Fired
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Come on, what's wrong?
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One, two, three...
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What time is it?
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Ah, it's two.
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That's it!
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Come on, come on! It's do or die time now!
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Musha Viper Shirou! What time is it?
***SIGN*** 3 Beam Shots Fired
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Huh?
***SIGN*** Four o'clock
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Four o'clock! And so...
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That's FOUR!
***SIGN*** 3 Beam Shots Fired
***SIGN*** 4 Beam Shots Fired
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That's five! You're finished!
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You fell right for it.
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*This...* makes five!
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Brother! Do your best as a solo aaaaact!
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Yes!
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Why, you...
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How dare you do that to my little brother?!
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Gero!
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Keroro! Use the green crystal!
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Summon the legendary sword!
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O-Oh, yes!
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Come forth! Sword, my legendary weapon!
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Tettereeen!
***SIGN*** No Reaction...
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Eh?
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What the heck is "tettereeen"?!
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Huh. Even Sengoku spins around.
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Keroro!
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You're next!
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Mister red daruma!
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Wh-What is this light?
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Th-This is...
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Wow!
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Oh, my!
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The ancient legendary weapon...
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Mister red daruma, use this!
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You think you're so cool?
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This is... The End.
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Next time we meet... I'll crack you up!
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But I don't wanna do it anymore
without my brother!
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Looks like that's the end of that, sir!
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This makes the second ancient weapon.
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Are you sure this is okay?
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Yes! That yellowed doctor over there
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prescribed some medicine for my grandpa.
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My money troubles will be over, too!
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See, the Producian
who was watching the acts
***SIGN*** Mayor Assistant Producian Judges' Seats
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asked me if I wanted to become an idol!
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A-An idol?!
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Yes! An idol who can sing,
dance, and tell jokes!
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He said the way my joke
flopped was hilarious.
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The pervy daruma is delighted.
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This is all down to the terrible battlefield
joke you taught me, mister red daruma!
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Thank you!
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Sure.
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Well, at the end of the day,
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we got our hands on the second crystal.
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Let's keep on picking 'em up
and get the full set, sir!
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But we still do not have any leads
as to the whereabouts of th—
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My honorable leader!
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It is the counter again!
***SIGN*** Two
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Let's see here...
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The third one, the black orb,
is hidden in the Peach Castle.
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Apparently.
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P-Peach Castle?
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Ohh... Heavens above, heavens above...
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Do I absolutely have to wed
Musha Viper Daimyou-han?
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Ohhhhh, your highness!
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Who is this girl?
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Next time: look forward to the tumultuous
Volume III of Musha Kero, great sir!
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With your small body, you cheer me up.
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Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
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You see, you see, you see...
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Hora hora hora
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With your large eyes, you smile at me.
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Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
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You see, you see, you see...
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Hora hora hora
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If you lose your way in the darkness,
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Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
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I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
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boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
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And come to catch you.
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kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
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Wait there for me.
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Matte ite
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I trust you. I trust you.
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Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
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It's our passphrase.
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Bokura no aikotoba
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It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
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The flower blooming in my heart
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Kokoro ni saku hana wa
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Is your smile.
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
kimi no egao da yo
***SIGN*** Eco
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It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
***SIGN*** Pekopon <- Heat <- (Sun)
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You don't hear about them
much recently, but... those chytrids!
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They must be secretly spreading, sir!
***SIGN*** Festival
***SIGN*** Electric Power
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If all the frogs on this planet get infected,
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we Keronians might be next!
***SIGN*** Biogasoline
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Never mind that!
Recommended by Space MEXT!
***SIGN*** Heat Island Greenhouse Gas Environmental Hormones Eco Bio Desertization Deforestation Global Warming Self-Sufficiency Cow Farts Nuclear Power
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"Keroro: What's Global Warming, Sir?"
***SIGN*** Eco
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"Sababa: Demon Lord of the Desert, Sir!"
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These two episodes. How's that?
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Ge-Gero!