# E268 - Kero Zero: Meet Pekoponian Mech Designer Katoyama Kiko, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU05ZK7/kero-zero-meet-pekoponian-mech-designer-katoyama-kiko-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
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Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
***SIGN*** (The Present)
**[01:31] ---**
The planet Keron, not quite a long time ago.
***SIGN*** (Not Quite a Long Time Ago)
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There, formidable frog-type aliens
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made plans to invade Earth.
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They assembled a huge invasion force
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and sent them towards our planet in
a gigantic alien carrier, *Grand Star.*
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Along the way,
**[01:49] ---**
Sergeant Keroro and company
encountered a mysterious alien blob.
**[01:54] ---**
This is a tale of Sergeant Keroro before
he met Fuyuki-kun and the others,
**[01:58] ---**
and takes place during the
Keroro Platoon's journey to Earth.
***SIGN*** Kero Zero
**[02:05] ---**
Kero Zero!
**[02:07] ---**
Kero Zero: Meet Pekoponian Mech
Designer Katoyama Kiko, Sir!
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Earth, the third planet in the solar system.
***SIGN*** Solar System Third Planet Earth Pekopon
**[02:18] ---**
Known as Pekopon in Keronian parlance.
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The population of this planet
is roughly six billion.
**[02:24] ---**
Their civilization is
far behind that of Keron.
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Look at their primitive structures.
**[02:29] ---**
I didn't think they were that far behind...
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10,000 years, to be precise.
**[02:34] ---**
To continue: Pekoponian food.
**[02:37] ---**
They eat that?
**[02:40] ---**
Well, the borscht is good.
**[02:42] ---**
In the past, various aliens have invaded
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or landed on Pekopon for other reasons.
**[02:47] ---**
Even now, traces of their presence
remain in sites all over the planet.
**[02:52] ---**
Isn't that the ruins of a
Moguera alien underground base?
**[02:55] ---**
They were on Pekopon, too?
**[02:57] ---**
Then this...
**[02:59] ---**
...is the ruins of a
giant alien Hiriho toilet!
**[03:02] ---**
Correct.
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The Pekoponians still don't realize that.
**[03:06] ---**
How can they be so stupid?
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Although that's convenient for us.
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And these are Pekoponians.
**[03:16] ---**
They're...
**[03:17] ---**
Still...
**[03:19] ---**
They give me the creeps.
**[03:21] ---**
They look nothing like Keronians.
***SIGN*** Moe
**[03:24] ---**
That being said, there are reports
that some soldiers
**[03:27] ---**
develop special feelings
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for their enemies when they fight,
occasionally even romantic feelings.
**[03:33] ---**
Maybe you'll fall in love, Giroro!
**[03:36] ---**
N-Nonsense!
**[03:37] ---**
Love doesn't belong on the battlefield!
**[03:43] ---**
What?!
**[03:44] ---**
They have military training from childhood?!
**[03:47] ---**
Correct. They are savage and cold-blooded.
**[03:50] ---**
Consider them a violent race
with a low-level culture.
**[03:52] ---**
But the most fearsome aspect
**[03:55] ---**
is the "butt firecracker."
**[03:56] ---**
Butt firecracker?!
***SIGN*** Do not watch the following footage
if you are weak of heart!!
**[03:58] ---**
I'll show you footage of it.
**[04:00] ---**
Are you ready?
**[04:02] ---**
G-Go ahead.
**[04:03] ---**
Then watch the screen.
**[04:13] ---**
That's a butt firecracker?!
**[04:15] ---**
How terrifying!
**[04:19] ---**
W-We have to take those brutes on?
***SIGN*** Invasion Communication
**[04:43] ---**
Gero...
**[04:43] ---**
Butt alien! Jiggle-jiggle-jiggle-jiggle!
**[04:47] ---**
Perfect.
**[04:49] ---**
Take a shot at me anytime, butt firecrackers!
**[04:51] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[04:52] ---**
Gero!
**[04:53] ---**
What the heck are you doing?
**[04:55] ---**
It's time to eat.
**[04:57] ---**
You're too scared of their butt firecrackers.
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It's pathetic.
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Okay, okay...
**[05:02] ---**
That's what you say, but you're
probably more scared than the rest of us.
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I'm not like you.
**[05:07] ---**
Gero gero.
**[05:08] ---**
You're bluffing.
**[05:10] ---**
From behind...
**[05:11] ---**
Is that Nobibi?
**[05:16] ---**
As expected, Type-G doesn't taste any good.
***SIGN*** Grand Star Cafeteria
**[05:19] ---**
Don't complain!
**[05:21] ---**
Once we get to Pekopon,
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we'll have to subsist on food
that's much worse.
**[05:25] ---**
There are aliens other than
Keronians on *Grand Star,* huh?
**[05:29] ---**
That's because the Keron Army scouts
**[05:31] ---**
outstanding soldiers from
the planets they invade.
**[05:33] ---**
Huh...
**[05:34] ---**
And I hear
**[05:35] ---**
they get special treatment
from the Keron Army.
**[05:39] ---**
Special treatment!
**[05:40] ---**
I've heard that before, too.
**[05:42] ---**
Gero...
**[05:43] ---**
A mech designer is taking
part in this mission.
***SIGN*** Mech Designer
**[05:47] ---**
She's treated like a super VIP
**[05:49] ---**
for aiding in the design and development
**[05:52] ---**
of Pekoponian invasion weapons.
**[05:54] ---**
S-Say what?!
**[05:59] ---**
Even though we're
**[06:00] ---**
on our way to invade Pekopon,
we endure disgusting Type-G rations
**[06:03] ---**
and bunk together in cramped quarters...
***SIGN*** Keroro's Imagination Type-A Super VIP
***SIGN*** Type-G
**[06:06] ---**
...while she gets that...
***SIGN*** Keroro's Imagination Super VIP
**[06:07] ---**
...and that...
***SIGN*** Keroro's Imagination Super VIP
**[06:08] ---**
...and even that?!
**[06:10] ---**
That's unforgivable, mech designer!
**[06:12] ---**
No, no...
**[06:13] ---**
It's all in his head.
**[06:15] ---**
Corporal Giroro...
**[06:16] ---**
Y-Yeah?
**[06:17] ---**
Any weapon designed by
somebody in a comfy position
**[06:20] ---**
has to be a piece of junk!
**[06:22] ---**
R-Really?
**[06:24] ---**
Keroro Platoon's second mission!
***SIGN*** Second Mission
**[06:27] ---**
The Keroro Platoon is going to
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reveal flaws in the VIP mecha designer's work
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and then denounce her in public!
**[06:33] ---**
R-Right...
**[06:35] ---**
Follow me!
**[06:36] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[06:37] ---**
Drat it!
**[06:38] ---**
Wait!
**[06:39] ---**
I'm going, too!
**[06:41] ---**
Please wait, Sergeant Keroro...
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This is heavy...
***SIGN*** Grand Star Hangar
**[06:48] ---**
So, which mech should we start with?
**[06:52] ---**
After all,
**[06:54] ---**
pawn shop owners from
all over the universe
***SIGN*** Warning: It's a lie.
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rely on the appraising eyes of
this sergeant from hell!
**[06:59] ---**
Nobibi?
**[07:00] ---**
That's right.
**[07:02] ---**
Wait, Nobibi?
**[07:06] ---**
P-P-P...
**[07:08] ---**
Pekoponian?!
**[07:10] ---**
Butt firecracker?!
**[07:12] ---**
I was mistaken, after all.
**[07:14] ---**
I guess Nobibi couldn't be here...
**[07:16] ---**
What's wrong, Keroro?
**[07:19] ---**
P-Pekoponian!
**[07:21] ---**
W-What's a Pekoponian doing here?!
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I don't know!
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I don't get what's going on,
**[07:28] ---**
but I'll take this opportunity...
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W-Wait!
**[07:31] ---**
Where did Mr. Sergeant go?
**[07:33] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama, respond!
**[07:35] ---**
Tama?
**[07:36] ---**
We found a Pekoponian in the hangar!
**[07:38] ---**
Keroro, Zeroro, and I are in pursuit!
**[07:41] ---**
I'll send over a shot of her!
**[07:44] ---**
Why is there a Pekoponian on *Grand Star?*
**[07:46] ---**
That is Sergeant Major Kiko Katoyama
of the special mech design department.
**[07:51] ---**
Sergeant Major Kiko Katoyama?
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Correct.
**[07:53] ---**
She's the finest mech designer
attached to *Grand Star.*
**[07:57] ---**
Maybe the designer that gets
the super VIP treatment is...
**[08:00] ---**
Sergeant Major Katoyama is worth
every perk that she gets.
**[08:04] ---**
Who would've thought?
**[08:06] ---**
Pekopon is going to be invaded with
weapons designed by a Pekoponian!
**[08:10] ---**
But what was Sergeant Major Katoyama
doing in the hangar?
**[08:13] ---**
I'll find out as soon as I catch her!
**[08:18] ---**
Wait!
**[08:20] ---**
This is bad!
**[08:21] ---**
That's an emergency escape pod!
**[08:25] ---**
Drat it! You're not getting away!
**[08:31] ---**
Whoa. Not much space on this spaceship.
**[08:34] ---**
Well, it's Keronian-sized.
**[08:36] ---**
That aside...
**[08:39] ---**
That was so mean, Keroro-kun,
suddenly cutting in front of me!
**[08:42] ---**
After all...
**[08:43] ---**
You have an excuse for that?!
**[08:45] ---**
Takeoff!
**[08:54] ---**
What's wrong, Mr. Sergeant?!
**[08:57] ---**
No good. Transmission just cut out.
**[08:59] ---**
Oh, no!
**[09:00] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[09:06] ---**
Sergeant Major Kiko Katoyama, I presume?
**[09:09] ---**
Going AWOL is grounds for court-martial.
**[09:11] ---**
Return to *Grand Star* immediately.
**[09:13] ---**
I can't go back there.
**[09:15] ---**
Sergeant Major Katoyama!
**[09:16] ---**
She aided the Keron Army,
but in the end, she's Pekoponian.
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She must've gotten cold feet at the
prospect of invading her homeworld.
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I couldn't care less if Earth gets invaded.
**[09:27] ---**
Really?
**[09:28] ---**
Then why...?
**[09:30] ---**
I'm going to return to Keron and do
fun mech design work with Nobibi.
**[09:34] ---**
Nobibi?
**[09:35] ---**
The guy you mistook me for earlier?
**[09:37] ---**
Nobibi doesn't have a goofy face like you.
***SIGN*** Goofy
**[09:42] ---**
I don't know what kind of Keronian
this Nobibi is, but I...
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...am Sergeant Keroro,
commander of the Keroro Platoon!
***SIGN*** Mark of a Commander
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Now fly back to *Grand Star,*
Sergeant Major Katoyama!
**[09:53] ---**
Otherwise I'll have to use force...
**[09:56] ---**
Why?!
**[09:57] ---**
How many times are you gonna
forget your Kero Ball?!
**[10:00] ---**
How many?! I forgot it on Keron,
so this is only the second time!
**[10:05] ---**
This is no time for us to be fighting!
**[10:08] ---**
What is this?
**[10:10] ---**
This is the first time I've seen
a protean-type creature.
**[10:13] ---**
Let's calm down!
**[10:13] ---**
Wow!
**[10:14] ---**
But it can hold on to its form.
**[10:17] ---**
You're irresponsible!
**[10:17] ---**
Oh, please!
**[10:18] ---**
You don't listen to me!
**[10:19] ---**
If Nobibi were here right now,
I'm sure he'd be overjoyed to see you.
**[10:22] ---**
Don't give me that!
**[10:22] ---**
Nobibi...
**[10:26] ---**
But it's your fault to begin with!
**[10:29] ---**
Even if you mimic that switch,
you can't fool these eyes!
***SIGN*** Silence
**[10:38] ---**
All systems down.
**[10:41] ---**
To preserve Keron Army military secrets,
**[10:43] ---**
all of this machine's programs
will be deleted,
**[10:45] ---**
and all functions will be inoperable.
**[10:52] ---**
Why is this happening?!
**[10:58] ---**
I hope Mr. Sergeant and the others are safe.
**[11:01] ---**
I was able to track the escape pod's
signal until it disappeared,
**[11:04] ---**
but from this point on,
**[11:06] ---**
it seems their transmitter is scrambled, too.
**[11:08] ---**
Oh, no...
**[11:09] ---**
Will the Keroro Platoon be split up
before we even reach Pekopon?
**[11:13] ---**
Not that I mind...
**[11:19] ---**
Where are we?
**[11:20] ---**
An uninhabited planet, it seems.
**[11:23] ---**
Then we're gonna die here,
before we even get to Pekopon?
**[11:31] ---**
If we're here, it means that, starting today,
this planet is inhabited!
**[11:37] ---**
Where did that come from?
**[11:39] ---**
I thought if Nobibi were here,
he'd say something like that.
**[11:42] ---**
It sounds like Nobibi is
a really positive guy.
**[11:46] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[11:47] ---**
A-Anyway, let's hurry up
and fix that transmitter!
**[11:50] ---**
Right!
**[11:53] ---**
Is something over there?
**[11:57] ---**
That's...
**[12:00] ---**
So there used to be a civilization here,
a long time ago...
**[12:11] ---**
Darn it. It's not working.
**[12:13] ---**
You can't get it?
**[12:16] ---**
This wouldn't have happened
in the first place
**[12:20] ---**
if you hadn't escaped from *Grand Star!*
**[12:22] ---**
If you're some pampered super VIP
mech designer, fixing this should be a snap!
**[12:26] ---**
I design things, yes,
but when it comes to repairing them...
**[12:29] ---**
Some VIP you are!
**[12:31] ---**
That's enough! It's unbecoming!
**[12:34] ---**
Nobibi...
**[12:35] ---**
Sergeant Major Katoyama.
**[12:36] ---**
Who is this Nobibi of yours?
**[12:39] ---**
I want to know, too.
**[12:41] ---**
About this Nobibi-san
whom you have so much faith in.
**[12:46] ---**
He's a friend.
**[12:46] ---**
Gero?
**[12:47] ---**
A friend?
**[12:48] ---**
A Keronian and a Pekoponian?
**[12:50] ---**
Yes.
**[12:51] ---**
From the time I came to Keron from Earth,
**[12:52] ---**
I lived at Nobibi's house.
**[12:56] ---**
Don't tell me you threatened him
with a butt firecracker?!
**[12:58] ---**
Of course not!
**[13:00] ---**
What the?
**[13:01] ---**
Could that be butt dynamite?!
**[13:03] ---**
Would you drop that already?
**[13:05] ---**
Gero!
**[13:07] ---**
That's...
**[13:10] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What is it?!
**[13:12] ---**
That's the thing that attacked us
before we left Keron!
**[13:16] ---**
Enemy attack!
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For details, watch the theatrical short,
*Kero Zero: Everyone Assemble, We're Taking Off!*
**[13:26] ---**
Let's retreat for now!
**[13:29] ---**
Gero!
**[13:30] ---**
The escape pod!
**[13:32] ---**
We're gonna die on this strange world
and no one'll ever know?!
**[13:36] ---**
Anyway, just keep running!
**[13:38] ---**
No!
**[13:40] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu...
**[13:42] ---**
Do not just make borscht!
**[13:44] ---**
Think of a way to help
Mr. Sergeant and the others!
**[13:47] ---**
If we don't know where they are,
even I can't do anything.
**[13:51] ---**
Oh, come on...
**[13:52] ---**
But...
**[13:53] ---**
...there is a planet in that area
where you can get unusual minerals.
**[13:57] ---**
Maybe they landed there. Or...
**[14:00] ---**
Well, if they don't come back,
it shows you what kind of man he was.
**[14:05] ---**
Darn it!
**[14:06] ---**
It's still hanging around out there.
**[14:07] ---**
Anyway, we have a better chance
in here than out there.
**[14:11] ---**
Yeah.
**[14:11] ---**
Hey, Giroro! What are you
being so protective for?!
**[14:14] ---**
What?!
**[14:15] ---**
If you got any complaints, you go
out there! You're the commander!
**[14:18] ---**
Don't go "Commander! Commander!" and foist
responsibility on me only at a time like this!
**[14:22] ---**
Responsibility, nothing!
**[14:24] ---**
You're the one who keeps
forgetting his Kero Ball!
**[14:27] ---**
I only forgot it twice!
**[14:28] ---**
You lack any self-awareness as a commander!
**[14:32] ---**
What's that?!
**[14:33] ---**
Like playing in our old secret base
the day before we left Keron!
**[14:37] ---**
That's got nothing to do with right now!
**[14:39] ---**
You had a good time that day
yourself, Giroro!
**[14:41] ---**
And the day before that, I went with you to the
Galactic Railroad Museum, 'cause you wanted to go!
**[14:47] ---**
You two went there?!
**[14:48] ---**
Actually, Chief Nurse Pururu
was with us, too...
**[14:51] ---**
Stupid red daruma!
We weren't gonna tell Zeroro!
**[14:54] ---**
You two are so mean!
**[14:58] ---**
Nobibi, about the position
of this thruster...
**[15:01] ---**
I said, if that's the integral tank,
the balance is bad!
**[15:05] ---**
What's with that wave function gag?!
**[15:07] ---**
That's too new!
**[15:09] ---**
You are so mean!
**[15:10] ---**
He wasn't supposed to say!
**[15:12] ---**
Hey, what are you laughing at?
**[15:14] ---**
Sorry.
**[15:16] ---**
Looking at you guys reminded me of Nobibi.
**[15:19] ---**
You really are close friends, aren't you?
**[15:22] ---**
Friends?
**[15:23] ---**
It's more like I look after them.
**[15:26] ---**
You're the last person who should say that!
**[15:28] ---**
Either way...
**[15:30] ---**
...stealing a pod to go back to Keron
**[15:32] ---**
will just cause both you and Nobibi
to be court-martialed.
**[15:35] ---**
Oh, no...
**[15:37] ---**
At the end of the day, we're soldiers.
**[15:39] ---**
That includes you, Sergeant Major Katoyama.
**[15:41] ---**
If you're really thinking of Nobibi,
**[15:44] ---**
return to *Grand Star.*
**[15:46] ---**
It'll be okay.
**[15:49] ---**
Don't worry.
**[15:50] ---**
If we complete the invasion quickly
**[15:53] ---**
and return to Keron,
**[15:54] ---**
you'll be able to see
Nobibi again soon enough.
**[15:57] ---**
You only act like a commander
at a time like this!
**[15:59] ---**
What was that?!
**[16:00] ---**
You want a go at me?!
**[16:01] ---**
How about you?!
**[16:02] ---**
Okay.
**[16:03] ---**
I'll listen to you this time.
**[16:06] ---**
So please refrain from using
the butt firecracker on us.
**[16:09] ---**
S-Sure...
**[16:11] ---**
But how are we going to
escape from this planet?
**[16:14] ---**
You must have a good idea, right?
**[16:16] ---**
Commander?
**[16:17] ---**
W-Well...
**[16:19] ---**
If you can mimic anything,
become a spaceship!
**[16:23] ---**
I didn't think of that!
**[16:24] ---**
Come on...
**[16:26] ---**
Wait!
**[16:28] ---**
It only turns into the form
of whatever it mimics,
**[16:30] ---**
so even if it becomes a spaceship,
**[16:32] ---**
it can't actually fly!
**[16:35] ---**
So knock it off!
**[16:36] ---**
That poor thing!
**[16:39] ---**
Grab it!
**[16:40] ---**
What should I do?
**[16:43] ---**
Butt firecracker.
**[16:47] ---**
Good. You finally listened to me.
**[16:49] ---**
Y-You...
**[16:52] ---**
It's okay now.
**[16:56] ---**
Hey! Where are you going?
**[16:57] ---**
Don't tell me it intends
to escape by itself?!
**[17:00] ---**
Wait!
**[17:01] ---**
It's got something.
**[17:04] ---**
This is... Koredenite!
**[17:06] ---**
Gero?
**[17:07] ---**
Koredinite?
**[17:08] ---**
It's a special mineral
**[17:10] ---**
that physically manifests whatever you draw.
**[17:12] ---**
Then...
**[17:13] ---**
...if you draw a spaceship
with that Koredinite,
**[17:15] ---**
we'll be able to escape this planet?!
**[17:17] ---**
Yeah!
**[17:19] ---**
I've been treating you awfully...
**[17:22] ---**
...and I apologize!
**[17:24] ---**
You're the best!
**[17:29] ---**
Take this!
**[17:33] ---**
We'll lure it away!
**[17:35] ---**
In the meantime, draw a spaceship!
**[17:37] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[17:40] ---**
Assassin Magic!
**[17:49] ---**
Gero!
**[17:53] ---**
No!
**[17:58] ---**
Er, Lady Kiko!
**[17:59] ---**
You can make it smaller!
**[18:01] ---**
No, I can't.
**[18:03] ---**
When Koredenite is in its original form,
what you draw is manifested on a 1:1 scale.
***SIGN*** Decals
**[18:08] ---**
But this is no time to be drawing decals!
**[18:11] ---**
Details like that are important!
**[18:14] ---**
This is why geeks are a pain in the butt.
**[18:16] ---**
Tch! Stubborn beast!
**[18:22] ---**
Darn it!
**[18:22] ---**
Aren't you done yet?!
**[18:25] ---**
We can't hold on much longer...
**[18:27] ---**
Finished!
**[18:29] ---**
Yahoo!
**[18:30] ---**
It's starting to materialize.
**[18:32] ---**
Giroro, Zeroro, get over here!
**[18:35] ---**
Right!
**[18:36] ---**
Roger!
**[18:45] ---**
Um, the lines are pretty rough...
**[18:48] ---**
Are we really gonna be okay?
**[18:53] ---**
Lady Kiko, let's get a move on!
**[18:55] ---**
Takeoff!
**[19:01] ---**
Gero!
**[19:16] ---**
Looks like we made it.
**[19:18] ---**
Sergeant Major Katoyama...
**[19:21] ---**
You really are...
**[19:23] ---**
...a super VIP!
**[19:26] ---**
Th-Th-Thanks.
**[19:27] ---**
Where did you learn how to make
a mech design like this?
**[19:29] ---**
I see! That's...
**[19:31] ---**
Can you see something?
**[19:31] ---**
Come on, tell me!
**[19:34] ---**
The former inhabitants also used
Koredinite to escape the planet.
**[19:38] ---**
But what the heck is that three-eyed enemy?
**[19:42] ---**
I don't know...
**[19:46] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[19:47] ---**
So you used Koredinite, huh?
**[19:50] ---**
Yes. Here's your Koredinite souvenir, Kululu.
**[19:52] ---**
When did you...
**[19:54] ---**
And so, all our problems are solved.
**[19:58] ---**
Isn't that the unidentified creature
***SIGN*** Unidentified Creature
**[20:01] ---**
you got rid of the other day?
**[20:04] ---**
What is the meaning of this, Sergeant Keroro?
**[20:07] ---**
Well, how can I explain it?
**[20:10] ---**
Please exterminate it immediately.
**[20:13] ---**
But this little beastie found the Koredinite,
**[20:16] ---**
which saved our lives...
**[20:18] ---**
No ifs, ands, or buts.
**[20:19] ---**
According to *Grand Star* Law, Article 768...
**[20:22] ---**
My pet.
**[20:24] ---**
He's my pet.
**[20:27] ---**
W-What are you suddenly bringing up?
**[20:29] ---**
As I recall, *Grand Star* Law's
special provision for Pekoponians
**[20:33] ---**
states that I'm allowed to have a pet, right?
**[20:36] ---**
But...
**[20:37] ---**
And if it's made known that you didn't
realize he was my pet 'til now,
**[20:41] ---**
you'll probably be court-martialed yourself,
**[20:43] ---**
dismantled, and have your memory wiped.
**[20:46] ---**
Anyway, I'm taking care of him.
**[20:50] ---**
Keroro Platoon, we were only together
for a short time, but it was fun.
**[20:55] ---**
If anything else comes up before we
arrive on Pekopon, I'm turning to you.
**[20:59] ---**
Lady Kiko, you've shown us
your true ability in spades.
**[21:03] ---**
You're a real super VIP.
**[21:05] ---**
I hope we can work together again.
**[21:07] ---**
And so, the blob became
Sergeant Major Kiko Katoyama's pet,
**[21:10] ---**
and accompanied her
the rest of the way to Pekopon.
**[21:15] ---**
Butt firecracker.
**[21:18] ---**
Just kidding!
**[21:21] ---**
Next time, she'll probably
say "butt straw."
**[21:23] ---**
Shortly after this, Sergeant Major Kululu
fashioned the Reality Pens
**[21:27] ---**
out of the Koredinite Sergeant
Keroro brought back...
**[21:31] ---**
...but that's another story.
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Not even close!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
They are heavy suits.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
Omoi ze suutsu
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
I'm a creator.
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Aimu a kurietaa
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Fast and light, those sweats.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
A nude nude suit is perfect.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto piisu v
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Major win, majorinrin.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri daishourinrin
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Joke flopped, last appear!
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Subetta rasutapiaa
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
...would you be my friend?
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
So don't erase my homeland.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Dakara furusato kesanai de
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Please!)
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Tanomu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Popular even on Planet Keron!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Probably?)
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Tabun?)
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Space is big, just how much about?
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Why did you choose this place?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Doushite koko o eranda no
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(After me?)
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(Ore meate?)
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Naked de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon de pon!
**[23:07] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki here.
**[23:09] ---**
Fungus grows during the rainy season.
**[23:11] ---**
Some forms are useful,
**[23:13] ---**
but it flourishes everywhere,
**[23:14] ---**
making it a more successful
invader than Sarge.
**[23:17] ---**
There's also a fungal disease
that's deadly to frogs.
**[23:20] ---**
That aside,
**[23:22] ---**
let's ferment!
**[23:23] ---**
"Momoka: Head Over Heels
Helter Skelter, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Giroro: Escape from Natsumi, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!