# E289 - Giroro: Red Demon of the Battlefield, Sir! / Keroro: Is That Lie True, Sir?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX7M9W/giroro-red-demon-of-the-battlefield-sir--keroro-is-that-lie-true-sir)
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Kero! Kero! Kero!
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Kero! Kero! Kero!
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Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
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Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
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Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
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Corporal Giroro of the Keroro Platoon.
**[01:34] ---**
He has won notoriety as a valiant soldier,
**[01:37] ---**
but the road he has walked to get here
was far from smooth.
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Today, we will introduce the
untold past of Corporal Giroro.
***SIGN*** Giroro: Red Demon of the Battlefield
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Giroro: Red Demon of the Battlefield, Sir!
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While he was attending the
Keron Army Nursery Class,
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Corporal Giroro played almost every day with
his classmates, including Sergeant Keroro.
***SIGN*** Cat Warm Fuzzies Annual
**[02:00] ---**
But.
**[02:03] ---**
Hey, Giroro!
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Let's go to Zeroro's house
to eat some snacks!
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I have stuff to do today.
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Some other time, okay?
**[02:12] ---**
Blank stare...
**[02:14] ---**
Why?
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And that's how it was.
***SIGN*** Corporal Giroro's Friends Lance Corporal Dororo Sergeant Keroro
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We just grew further and further apart, sir.
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It was not until much later
that we discovered the reason.
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Giroro's father made a name for himself as
the greatest demon corporal in the Keron Army.
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His older brother, Galulu, secured the
highest performance in military school.
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So the people around Giroro expected him
to achieve great things in the future, too.
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And in order to meet those expectations,
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after school, Giroro strove hard
on his own to train.
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All for the sake of becoming a respectable
soldier like his father and brother.
***SIGN*** Red Juice
**[02:50] ---**
Gross.
**[02:53] ---**
Once Giroro eventually officially
enrolled in training school,
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he devoted all his time, day and night,
to a harsh training regimen.
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And he grew to achieve great results.
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At nights, too, he sacrificed sleep
and immersed himself in reading.
**[03:08] ---**
Perhaps what is engrossing him
is a guide to war strategy,
**[03:10] ---**
or the instruction manual of some weapon?
***SIGN*** Galactic Railway Timetable 99,999 Trains In Operation
**[03:14] ---**
Huh? The timetable for the galactic railway?
**[03:16] ---**
Why?
***SIGN*** Galactic Railway Society Proof of Membership Name: Giroro
**[03:18] ---**
Actually, Giroro had had a dream
ever since he was young.
**[03:21] ---**
He dreamed of working
on the Galactic Railway.
***SIGN*** Corporal Giroro Interview
**[03:24] ---**
At that time, I still hadn't
given up on my dreams.
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So every night, before I went to sleep,
I would gaze at the timetable,
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and find relief in it.
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However, he sealed away that dream of his.
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In order to meet the hopes
of the people around him,
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and become a respectable soldier.
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Thereafter, Giroro continued
to endure the harsh training,
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and finally graduated from training school.
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But on that day...
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...something happened which he
could never have anticipated.
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Brother?
**[03:58] ---**
Giroro.
***SIGN*** Galactic Railway Corporation
Staff Employment Guide
Application Documents Enclosed
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The application form for the Galactic
Railway staff employment exam?
**[04:06] ---**
What is this?
**[04:06] ---**
Giroro... take the employment exam.
**[04:09] ---**
I'll tell Dad for you.
**[04:11] ---**
Wh-What are you talking about?!
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I'm this close to formally becoming
part of the Keron Army!
**[04:15] ---**
There is no need to follow rails laid by others
to the point of sacrificing your own dreams.
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You walk your own road.
***SIGN*** Galactic Railway Corporation Staff Employment Guide Application Documents Enclosed
***SIGN*** Corporal Giroro Interview
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I was stunned.
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My brother was on course to be an elite.
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I thought he never looked twice at me.
**[04:41] ---**
But he had been thinking of me
more than any other.
***SIGN*** Red Juice
All About Railroads (25)
Railway Roads
Timetable
**[04:45] ---**
And so, day after day, Giroro
dedicated himself to frenetic study.
**[04:48] ---**
To show his thanks to the
gratitude of his brother Galulu.
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However, yet another unexpected
situation lay in wait for Giroro.
***SIGN*** Galactic Railway
***SIGN*** Galaxy News Bulletin
**[04:59] ---**
Galaxy News!
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Keron Army battalion #389,
which was advancing on Planet Antano,
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has come under counterattack
by a hostile species,
**[05:06] ---**
and appears to have suffered
numerous casualties.
**[05:10] ---**
They are presently
attempting to fight back,
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but are thought to be
isolated on the front line.
**[05:21] ---**
Battalion #389?!
**[05:23] ---**
That's the squad my brother's in!
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I can't stay here doing nothing.
**[05:27] ---**
I have to go save him right now.
***SIGN*** Corporal Giroro Interview
**[05:29] ---**
But that would mean...
**[05:30] ---**
...abandoning my dream of working
on the Galactic Railway.
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All my brother's consideration
would be for nothing.
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What should I do?
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I was pressed to make a decision.
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Don't retreat! Fight back!
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Looks like this is as far as we go...
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Finish them!
**[06:14] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[06:16] ---**
That's...!
**[06:22] ---**
I've had enough from you!
***SIGN*** Galactic Railway Timetable
**[06:34] ---**
Tch!
**[06:44] ---**
Giroro!
**[06:52] ---**
You've breathed your last breath!
**[06:56] ---**
Giroro!
***SIGN*** Red Juice
***SIGN*** Red Juice
**[07:32] ---**
And so Giroro safely rescued
Galulu and his battalion,
**[07:35] ---**
and his tremendous show
of battle prowess
**[07:37] ---**
earned him the name
"The Red Demon of the Battlefield."
***SIGN*** Corporal Giroro Interview
**[07:41] ---**
I put my victory at that time
down to this red juice.
**[07:45] ---**
So, even now, I drink it every day.
**[07:48] ---**
What's most important for carrying out
missions on Pekopon is our health.
**[07:51] ---**
So it's very popular with the
rest of the Keroro Platoon, too.
**[07:55] ---**
I mix it with cola and have cola red juice!
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I mix it with curry and have curry red juice.
**[08:01] ---**
I mix it with blue Hawaii syrup
and have blue red juice.
**[08:06] ---**
I mix it with milk and have
red juice milk!
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Or, like, healthy drinking?
**[08:11] ---**
And I mix it with raw eggs
and have red juice shake!
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Gero gero.
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Of course, I drink it every day, too.
**[08:22] ---**
Gross.
**[08:23] ---**
Give me another!
***SIGN*** Red Juice
***SIGN*** Space TV Shopping
**[08:25] ---**
Space TV Shopping!
**[08:28] ---**
Yes, everyone,
***SIGN*** The product everyone's talking about, now at a bargain price... Product No. 2: Red Juice Special Set
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put your health first!
Introducing this red juice special set!
**[08:32] ---**
Order one 6-pack now and you can have,
you won't believe this,
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you really won't believe it,
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a whole *extra case* thrown in,
**[08:37] ---**
and the price we're asking is a mere... BAM!
**[08:40] ---**
Please, give us a call right now!
***SIGN*** Call right now! Taking calls 24 hours! Do it now!!
**[08:46] ---**
Wait, was this... an advertisement
program for red juice?
**[08:50] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[08:51] ---**
A-Actually, I had a request from Gail
from the Space TV Shopping channel...
**[08:56] ---**
Then... the Corporal's
legendary origin story was...
**[08:59] ---**
...a long setup for a commercial?
**[09:01] ---**
It was all to acquire invasion budget, sir!
**[09:04] ---**
They pay well, y'know! Good fees!
**[09:07] ---**
O-Oh?
**[09:09] ---**
But the relationship Giroro and
his brother Galulu have is moving.
**[09:13] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[09:15] ---**
Ah, that was a lie, too.
**[09:17] ---**
What?!
**[09:18] ---**
We made it for this program, ma'am.
**[09:21] ---**
So the story behind Giroro's scar...
**[09:24] ---**
A lie, of course!
**[09:26] ---**
I got this because of you!
**[09:30] ---**
Well, let's forget about
the cause of Giroro's scar.
**[09:33] ---**
Would you all like a glass
of red vegetable juice?
**[09:37] ---**
Gross.
**[09:38] ---**
Give me another!
***SIGN*** WcDonalds
**[09:46] ---**
During our everyday lives,
**[09:48] ---**
we sometimes tell little lies, don't we?
**[09:51] ---**
But you might have to start
being a little more careful.
**[09:55] ---**
And then...
**[09:59] ---**
Ah, hello? Fuyuki?
**[10:01] ---**
Sis... It's meant to be your
turn to make dinner today!
**[10:04] ---**
Where are you right now?
**[10:06] ---**
What? It's that time already?
**[10:08] ---**
S-Sorry!
**[10:09] ---**
The thing is...
**[10:10] ---**
...the weather suddenly turned bad,
**[10:12] ---**
it's actually *hailing* right now!
***SIGN*** WcDonalds
**[10:18] ---**
So it is...
**[10:19] ---**
And then I slipped on a
banana peel and fell over.
**[10:23] ---**
I'm just resting at the moment.
**[10:24] ---**
Wait a little longer, okay?
**[10:26] ---**
You're so bad.
***SIGN*** WcDonalds
**[10:36] ---**
Lie detected. Lie detected.
**[10:45] ---**
Keroro: Is That Lie True, Sir?
**[10:50] ---**
Ah, I let it get a little late...
**[10:54] ---**
Huh? Hail?
**[10:55] ---**
Wha, what is this?!
**[11:01] ---**
Owww...
**[11:03] ---**
Did the lie I just told come true?!
**[11:08] ---**
Owwwww.
**[11:09] ---**
That was horrible...
**[11:11] ---**
Oh, yes, Fuyuki.
**[11:13] ---**
Did you record that drama I asked you to?
**[11:16] ---**
Oops.
**[11:17] ---**
I was so preoccupied with recording
this other program that I forgot...
**[11:21] ---**
U-Um...
**[11:22] ---**
The recorder was playing up,
so... I couldn't...
**[11:25] ---**
Huh? It was?
**[11:27] ---**
Ugh. Today sucks.
**[11:29] ---**
Sorry, Sis...
**[11:32] ---**
Lie detected. Lie detected.
***SIGN*** Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie
***SIGN*** Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie
***SIGN*** Screeeeeeeee
Grkgrkgrkgrk
**[11:40] ---**
No way... what?!
***SIGN*** Permanent Archive Version
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Ahhhhh! Oh no!
**[11:46] ---**
My lie became a reality?
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Gero gero gero gero.
**[11:51] ---**
Forgive me, Master Fuyuki.
**[11:53] ---**
But thanks to you, my experiment
is a grand success, sir!
**[11:56] ---**
Experiment?
**[11:57] ---**
You're saying that was a new operation?
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Indeed!
***SIGN*** Lie
**[12:02] ---**
Those foolish Pekoponians
lie at every opportunity!
***SIGN*** Black & White
***SIGN*** Untruth
***SIGN*** Revealed & Concealed
**[12:06] ---**
In that case... if those lies
actually became the truth...
**[12:09] ---**
And so that's what I had
Kululu make this time.
***SIGN*** "You found someone nice" System
**[12:14] ---**
I call it the "You found
someone nice" System!
**[12:17] ---**
"You found someone nice" System?!
***SIGN*** Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie
**[12:20] ---**
It's a fearsome system that, when the
satellite Komawari above Pekopon detects a lie,
***SIGN*** 1/10000 sec.
Super Slow Footage
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teleports Kuroko robots in to implement
the lie faster than the eye can see.
***SIGN*** Kuroko Robot
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All it will take is for the lies
they tell to become reality,
**[12:33] ---**
and the Pekoponians will be in chaos!
**[12:36] ---**
And while they are, we will complete
our invasion of Pekopon, sir!
**[12:40] ---**
Mr. Yoshizaki?
**[12:41] ---**
The deadline is getting pretty close,
**[12:43] ---**
so I'd like to stop by
to pick up your manu—
**[12:45] ---**
Your cat went crazy, ink spilled everywhere,
and your manuscript caught on fire?!
**[12:50] ---**
Lie detected. Lie detected.
***SIGN*** Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie
**[12:54] ---**
Okay, bought myself some time!
**[12:56] ---**
Now I've gotta finish it up!
***SIGN*** 1/10000 sec.
Super Slow Footage
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Kuroko.
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Gero gerori.
**[13:20] ---**
Oh, no!
**[13:21] ---**
I snacked on too many baked potatoes,
and now my stomach is...
**[13:24] ---**
Hold it in... but... nnnggh!
***SIGN*** Phhrrrrrt
**[13:30] ---**
Ladies and gentlemen, I must apologize.
**[13:32] ---**
That was me.
**[13:35] ---**
Paul...
**[13:37] ---**
Lie detected. Lie detected.
***SIGN*** 1/10000 sec. Super Slow Footage
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Gero gero.
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku
**[13:54] ---**
Invasion level has reached phase 3!
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Everyone on Pekopon is acting
hectic because of their own lies!
**[14:01] ---**
Or, like, heaven's vengeance?
**[14:03] ---**
Then good!
**[14:06] ---**
Oh, come, come, Lady Natsumi!
**[14:08] ---**
Lie again! Fail to learn your lesson, ma'am!
**[14:13] ---**
Crap!
**[14:14] ---**
I'm home!
**[14:16] ---**
Ahhhh, what do I do, what do I do?!
**[14:20] ---**
It's nothing!
**[14:21] ---**
I haven't broken anything!
**[14:23] ---**
Lie detected. Lie detected.
***SIGN*** 1/10000 sec.
Super Slow Footage
**[14:34] ---**
Sis? Did you break something?
**[14:35] ---**
No, nothing!
**[14:38] ---**
Huh?
**[14:40] ---**
There, you see, nothing!
**[14:43] ---**
Yeah.
**[14:46] ---**
Huh?
**[14:48] ---**
Hey.
**[14:48] ---**
How're you getting on with the
*Captain Geroro* storyboard?
**[14:51] ---**
Errrrk!
**[14:52] ---**
I guess I'd say about 98% complete?
**[14:55] ---**
Lie detected. Lie detected.
**[14:58] ---**
Oh? Show me.
**[14:59] ---**
U-Ummm...
***SIGN*** 1/10000 sec.
Super Slow Footage
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98%, huh.
**[15:15] ---**
This is well-drawn.
**[15:16] ---**
Huh?
**[15:17] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Cuts of Meat
**[15:19] ---**
Thank you very much.
***SIGN*** Top round 220 yen Loin 270 yen
**[15:20] ---**
And your change, 300 thousand yen.
**[15:23] ---**
Lie detected. Lie detected.
***SIGN*** Top round 220 yen Loin 270 yen Our Recommendation Pork belly 20% off
**[15:27] ---**
Huh?!
**[15:29] ---**
Wait!!
**[15:30] ---**
What the heck is going on, sir?!
**[15:32] ---**
System's working normally.
**[15:34] ---**
What's the point in *pleasing*
the lying Pekoponians?!
**[15:37] ---**
It's faulty, sir!
**[15:39] ---**
Remake it right now!
**[15:42] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:43] ---**
It's an urgent signal from Keron Army HQ!
**[15:45] ---**
They're telling you to
submit this month's report!
**[15:48] ---**
Gero!!
**[15:49] ---**
Darn it...
**[15:50] ---**
I totally forgot about it, sir!
**[15:53] ---**
Oh, no...
**[15:54] ---**
Our budget is gonna be slashed...
**[15:55] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I do?!
**[15:57] ---**
What do I do?! What do I do?! What do I do?!
**[15:59] ---**
What do I do?!
**[16:00] ---**
What do I do?!
**[16:07] ---**
Oh, yeah!
**[16:08] ---**
Uhh, yeah, HQ, HQ!
**[16:10] ---**
The thing is, the spaceship
with my mother and father on
**[16:13] ---**
got attacked by Viper and broke down
while on the way to visiting Pekopon,
**[16:17] ---**
and got a bomb installed on it and then
nearly got sucked into a black hole, sir!
**[16:22] ---**
Lie detected. Lie detected.
**[16:24] ---**
Yes?
**[16:25] ---**
Oh? You'll extend the deadline?
**[16:27] ---**
Roger, sir!
**[16:29] ---**
Yahoo!
**[16:30] ---**
They fell right for my lie, sir!
**[16:33] ---**
Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo!
**[16:33] ---**
Or, like, delayed sentence?
**[16:36] ---**
Then good.
**[16:37] ---**
Ah, another communication!
***SIGN*** Keroro Mother Father
**[16:42] ---**
To Keroro. We just got on
the spaceship to Pekopon.
**[16:46] ---**
We're looking forward
to seeing you very much.
**[16:49] ---**
No way!! My mother and father?!
**[16:51] ---**
The system is functioning normally.
**[16:54] ---**
The lie you told will become true any moment.
**[16:57] ---**
N-Noooo!
**[16:59] ---**
We must move out immediately!
**[17:02] ---**
D-Dororo-kun?!
**[17:04] ---**
Hurry!
**[17:05] ---**
We'll head to rescue them!
**[17:07] ---**
You're so proactive when you get in a robot.
**[17:10] ---**
Okay!
**[17:11] ---**
Keroro Platoon, move out, sir!
**[17:19] ---**
The signal from the spaceship
is around here somewhere.
**[17:22] ---**
Where, sir?
**[17:24] ---**
Ah. Is that it?
**[17:26] ---**
It is stopped.
**[17:27] ---**
I wonder if it broke down.
**[17:29] ---**
Looks like Keroro's lie has
already been made real.
**[17:35] ---**
I suddenly got mad as hell,
so I smashed their ship to hell!
**[17:38] ---**
As thanks for making me feel better,
have this time bomb as a present!
***SIGN*** Bomb of Gratitude
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See ya!
**[17:45] ---**
A... a bomb?!
**[17:47] ---**
I have to get it off quickly!
**[17:55] ---**
Gero?
**[17:56] ---**
This is...
**[17:57] ---**
...a black hole?!
**[17:59] ---**
It even materialized the black hole?
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What a system...
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Now isn't the time to be impressed!
**[18:06] ---**
The spaceship with my mother and
father is being sucked in, sir!
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I have to stop it somehow!
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It's so big!
**[18:14] ---**
We have to push this?!
**[18:16] ---**
The God Keron isn't just for show!
**[18:18] ---**
That's my line!
**[18:22] ---**
Gero!
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We are being drawn in!
**[18:34] ---**
What power!
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It is too early to give in!
**[18:38] ---**
Easy to say that, but we're
against a black hole here.
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We don't stand a chance.
**[18:42] ---**
Gero...
**[18:43] ---**
I-Is it no good?!
**[18:45] ---**
Father... Mother...
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I can't believe my lie caused this...
**[18:50] ---**
My lie...
**[18:52] ---**
Lie...
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That's it, sir!
**[18:55] ---**
This black hole is actually
connected to a white hole, sir!
**[18:59] ---**
And...
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...on the other side of the white hole,
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you end up in Pekopon, sir!
**[19:04] ---**
Nii-san, that's insane!
**[19:06] ---**
Lie detected. Lie detected.
**[19:12] ---**
Gero?!
**[19:31] ---**
It can't be...
**[19:33] ---**
Mr. Sergeant's lie came true!
**[19:35] ---**
That doesn't matter!
Hurry up and stop the bomb!
**[19:42] ---**
I... I can't reach!
**[19:44] ---**
It's no good! We won't make it!
**[19:47] ---**
That's not a bomb, sir!
**[19:49] ---**
It's fireworks to celebrate
our arrival on Pekopon, sir!
**[19:53] ---**
Lie detected. Lie detected.
***SIGN*** 1/10000 sec.
Super Slow Footage
**[20:34] ---**
Mother... Father...
**[20:36] ---**
Please enjoy the sights of Pekopon, sir!
**[20:40] ---**
Still... to escape the crisis by
clashing a lie against a lie...
**[20:44] ---**
I see you in a new light, Keroro.
**[20:46] ---**
That's my bullhonkey-spouting
Mr. Sergeant!
**[20:48] ---**
Tch.
**[20:49] ---**
What the heck, you say?
**[20:51] ---**
After all, I am a talented leader!
**[20:56] ---**
Lie detected. Lie detected.
**[21:00] ---**
Gero?
**[21:02] ---**
Ta... len... ted... lead... er...
**[21:05] ---**
Huh? Huh?
**[21:07] ---**
What the, sir?
**[21:09] ---**
You brought the system down.
**[21:12] ---**
Looks like the lie you just told, commander,
**[21:13] ---**
is the one lie that was
impossible for them to do.
**[21:16] ---**
The lie I just told?
**[21:17] ---**
You mean to say I'm not
a talented leader, sir?!
**[21:21] ---**
H-How rude!
**[21:23] ---**
Grrrrrr!
**[21:25] ---**
They say "Circumstances may justify a lie."
**[21:27] ---**
Depending on the time and place,
there might be lies that are okay to tell.
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Is shining on us again today.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Yes, this is love.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Joy and sadness come in turns.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
If you can keep a smile on your face,
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
You can become a hero.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
hiiroo ni nareru sa
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
***SIGN*** Super Butler
***SIGN***
**[23:07] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
**[23:09] ---**
The way of the space police is
to arrest everyone suspicious!
**[23:12] ---**
All this oppressive investigation
is a real bother, sir!
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Butt
Butler <- Correct
***SIGN*** Private Tamama's Birthday Party
**[23:14] ---**
How many times have I had a run-in
with the law, innocent as I am?!
**[23:17] ---**
Authority is scary...
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:20] ---**
You mustn't get Poyon and Poyan confused!
**[23:23] ---**
"Poyon: A Miracle for Paul, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Kero Zero:
The Snow is a Harsh Mistress, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!