# E56 - Natsumi & Koyuki: Princess of Tennis, Sir! / Keroro: A Fine May Day, Perfect for Invading, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEDK28/natsumi--koyuki-princess-of-tennis-sir--keroro-a-fine-may-day-perfect-for-invading-sir)
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**[00:00] ---**
I've turned over a new leaf.
**[00:02] ---**
I will defeat Natsumi-san with my very hands!
**[00:05] ---**
Fine, I'll do it!
**[00:07] ---**
You have a fatal weakness,
Lady Natsumi, ma'am.
**[00:10] ---**
I've come so far...
**[00:12] ---**
I don't want to lose to myself!
**[00:14] ---**
Here we go, Natsumi!
**[00:16] ---**
If you lose, you will be
penalized with the afro!
**[00:20] ---**
Hard-working!
**[00:22] ---**
And cute!
**[00:23] ---**
And well-loved!
**[00:24] ---**
That description belongs exclusively to me!
**[00:26] ---**
Those who get in my way
must be eliminated immediately.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[01:28] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:28] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[01:31] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:31] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:33] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:33] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:37] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:37] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:44] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:44] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:55] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:55] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[02:01] ---**
The dead of night, when even
the trees and grass are asleep...
**[02:06] ---**
Deep in the mountains,
far from civilization...
**[02:09] ---**
...there is one girl hard at training.
**[02:13] ---**
Too soft!
**[02:14] ---**
I'm still not fully committed!
**[02:17] ---**
Are you truly certain of this?
**[02:19] ---**
Koyuki-dono, have you no
intention of reconsidering?
**[02:23] ---**
I've turned over a new leaf.
**[02:25] ---**
Down with Hinata Natsumi!
**[02:28] ---**
I will defeat Natsumi with my very hands!
**[02:32] ---**
What could have possibly befallen
Azumaya Koyuki?
**[02:39] ---**
Natsumi & Koyuki:
Princess of Tennis, Sir!
**[02:45] ---**
You sure have it rough, Sis.
**[02:48] ---**
So many teams asking you to help them out.
**[02:51] ---**
I haven't played tennis in so long!
**[02:53] ---**
But I feel like my instincts
are mostly back now.
**[02:56] ---**
You're no good at all.
**[02:57] ---**
Huh?
**[02:59] ---**
You are woefully and
utterly inadequate, ma'am.
**[03:01] ---**
What was that?!
**[03:03] ---**
You have a fatal weakness,
Lady Natsumi, ma'am.
***SIGN*** Fatal Weakness
**[03:07] ---**
A fatal weakness?
**[03:09] ---**
Well, not that it would bother me one bit
if you totally humiliated yourself.
**[03:14] ---**
And it's not like I'm
obligated to tell you, ma'am.
**[03:17] ---**
Hey, what is it?!
**[03:19] ---**
Let's hear what this supposed
weakness is, you stupid frog!
**[03:25] ---**
You called me a stupid frog!
**[03:28] ---**
I could never give
information to such a person!
**[03:32] ---**
Huh?
**[03:33] ---**
Until you overcome this weakness,
**[03:36] ---**
you will never be able to surpass me!
**[03:39] ---**
Yes!
**[03:40] ---**
Follow me, Natsumi!
**[03:41] ---**
I shall continue to run
ahead of you, ma'am!
**[03:46] ---**
No way I'm following you!
**[03:49] ---**
Then you can just keep
agonizing on your own.
**[03:54] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[03:56] ---**
Prepare yourself!
**[04:02] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[04:03] ---**
I've been worried, because you
haven't been to school in ages.
**[04:07] ---**
I'm so happy! You were worried about me?!
**[04:12] ---**
No! I have turned over a new leaf!
**[04:14] ---**
I have no reason to
expect kindness from my enemy!
**[04:18] ---**
Enemy?
***SIGN*** Challenge to a Duel
**[04:19] ---**
Please accept this!
**[04:21] ---**
"Challenge to a duel"?
***SIGN*** Duel
**[04:24] ---**
Duel!
**[04:25] ---**
That's right! This is a duel!
***SIGN*** Destined Rivals
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Destined rivals!
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Bring it on!
***SIGN*** Sweat & Tears
**[04:33] ---**
Sweat and tears!
***SIGN*** Friendship
**[04:34] ---**
And friendship!
**[04:36] ---**
Our friendship is forever!
***SIGN*** The End
***SIGN*** Heartpounding Productions
***SIGN*** Moved
**[04:44] ---**
A-Are you telling me...
**[04:46] ---**
...that you were influenced by this show...?
**[04:50] ---**
It's hard for me to fight against
my beloved Natsumi-san, too.
**[04:53] ---**
But if I duel you, we'll be
bound by even deeper friendship.
***SIGN*** Passionate Friendship
of Dawn
**[04:58] ---**
That is what this video taught me!
**[05:00] ---**
So let's duel, Natsumi-san!
**[05:03] ---**
We don't have to do that.
We're friends already!
**[05:06] ---**
In that case...
**[05:10] ---**
...have a tennis match!
**[05:12] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[05:14] ---**
Koyuki.
**[05:15] ---**
Yes?
**[05:15] ---**
On the court, you will be able
to fight to your heart's content
**[05:18] ---**
without interference from anyone.
**[05:20] ---**
That's true!
**[05:22] ---**
Natsumi!
**[05:23] ---**
What?
**[05:23] ---**
Don't you think playing a match
against Koyuki, an all-around athlete,
**[05:26] ---**
is the perfect way to
overcome your fatal weakness?!
***SIGN*** Fatal
**[05:32] ---**
Maybe...
**[05:33] ---**
Let us do it, Natsumi-san!
**[05:35] ---**
It's settled.
**[05:36] ---**
However, if you lose,
you will be penalized with an afro!
***SIGN*** Ohhh ho ho ho ho ho
**[05:43] ---**
Why the heck?
**[05:44] ---**
Hey! How does the afro
come into play here?!
**[05:48] ---**
The afro...
**[05:49] ---**
I think I might be a bit interested
in seeing Natsumi in an afro...
***SIGN*** Blush
**[05:52] ---**
Why?
**[05:53] ---**
Then it is settled!
***SIGN*** Ohhh ho ho ho
***SIGN*** Underground Base Specially-Installed Tennis Court
**[05:57] ---**
The underground base has a
specially-installed tennis court!
**[06:01] ---**
Sheesh! There you go again, building
these things without permission!
**[06:04] ---**
I prepared this for you to
overcome your fatal weakness!
**[06:09] ---**
The EL-ME 2!
**[06:12] ---**
Here we go, Natsumi!
**[06:15] ---**
What?!
**[06:20] ---**
That's dangerous!
**[06:21] ---**
Don't you wish to know
what your weakness is?!
**[06:24] ---**
If you wish to know, show me you
can endure this intensive training!
**[06:28] ---**
Fine, I'll do it!
**[06:32] ---**
There!
**[06:38] ---**
Your duel is tomorrow!
**[06:39] ---**
If you wish to know your weakness,
**[06:41] ---**
return these balls
as if your life depended on it!
**[06:43] ---**
Huh?
**[06:47] ---**
What could it be?
**[06:48] ---**
This weakness the stupid frog says I have...
**[06:50] ---**
It's bugging me,
**[06:51] ---**
and I can't focus!
**[06:53] ---**
This weakness that Sergeant Ker...
sorry, Madame Kero...
**[06:57] ---**
speaks of... what could it be?!
**[07:00] ---**
Come on, just tell me on the sly.
**[07:03] ---**
Gero?
**[07:04] ---**
Actually, she has no
weakness to begin with.
**[07:08] ---**
What?
**[07:08] ---**
But I thought if I told her that,
she'd be unable to focus on her game!
***SIGN*** Nothing but
a mean prank
**[07:13] ---**
You're a demon in a blonde wig!
**[07:17] ---**
I'll have Lady Natsumi in an afro,
whether she likes it or not,
**[07:21] ---**
and I'll distribute embarrassing
afro photos of her on the Internet!
***SIGN*** Ohh ho ho ho ho
**[07:28] ---**
I've come so far...
**[07:30] ---**
I don't want to lose to myself!
***SIGN*** Yard Ball Scoop Board
Illustrations to Make One
**[08:05] ---**
Koyuki-dono...
**[08:10] ---**
And finally, the day of the duel...
I mean, the match.
**[08:13] ---**
Rah! Rah! Natchi!
**[08:16] ---**
Rah, rah, Natchi! Rah, rah, Natchi!
**[08:19] ---**
You'll be humiliated before us all,
Lady Natsumi, ma'am.
**[08:22] ---**
Okay, best-of-three-set match!
Azumaya-san serving!
**[08:27] ---**
Here I go, Natsumi!
**[08:29] ---**
Ninja Art:
**[08:32] ---**
Eight-Way Scattershot!
**[08:35] ---**
What?
**[08:35] ---**
The ball multiplied into eight?!
**[08:41] ---**
That's Lady Koyuki for you!
**[08:42] ---**
Eight-Way Scattershot!
**[08:46] ---**
Lady Natsumi is certain to
end up in an afro now, sir.
**[08:49] ---**
Ace! Thirty-love!
**[08:50] ---**
Rah! Rah! Natchi!
**[08:53] ---**
Go, go, Natchi!
**[08:55] ---**
Eight-Way Scattershot!
**[08:57] ---**
A puny serve like this...
**[09:00] ---**
No way I'm losing to it!
**[09:04] ---**
She did it!
**[09:09] ---**
Amazing!
**[09:10] ---**
Yay! Yay!
**[09:11] ---**
Natsumi really is amazing!
She countered my ninja technique!
**[09:15] ---**
But I'm not losing, no matter what!
**[09:17] ---**
Body Double Jutsu!
**[09:20] ---**
What?!
**[09:21] ---**
Now it's Koyuki-chan that's multiplied!
**[09:26] ---**
I can't predict where
the return's going to come!
**[09:30] ---**
But I've got my legs!
**[09:36] ---**
I'll run and run and run my butt off!
**[09:48] ---**
Ninja Art:
**[09:49] ---**
Smoke Ball!
**[09:54] ---**
Ninja Art:
**[09:55] ---**
Water Pillar!
**[10:03] ---**
What's this I'm feeling?
**[10:08] ---**
I'm getting all worked up
against Koyuki-chan. But...
**[10:12] ---**
Along with Natsumi-san's returns,
**[10:13] ---**
I feel like her heart is
reaching out to me, too.
**[10:16] ---**
I can feel your heart
reaching out, Koyuki-chan.
**[10:20] ---**
I see! This is what you were talking about!
**[10:23] ---**
The passionate friendship
born of competition!
**[10:27] ---**
This is amazing!
**[10:29] ---**
It's like there's no break.
**[10:31] ---**
Or, like, fitness contest?
**[10:35] ---**
Ninja Art:
**[10:36] ---**
Spider Silk!
**[10:40] ---**
There!
**[10:44] ---**
Curse you!
***SIGN*** Shaggy Shaggy Shaggalicious Shaggy Shaggy
**[10:46] ---**
At this rate,
**[10:48] ---**
my precious "Operation: Put Lady
Natsumi in an Afro" will be ruined!
***SIGN*** Myeowwwn Concert Dasonu Maso
**[10:50] ---**
It's time to go to
any and all lengths, sir!
**[10:53] ---**
Dasonu Maso, come here!
***SIGN*** Shaggy Shaggy Shaggy...
**[10:59] ---**
Huh?
**[11:00] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** Shaggy Shaggy Shaggy...
**[11:01] ---**
No way! Don't tell me...
**[11:12] ---**
I am DASONU☆MASO!
***SIGN*** DANCE☆MAN
**[11:15] ---**
Dasonu...?
***SIGN*** DASONU☆MASO
**[11:17] ---**
Wh-What are you doing here?!
**[11:19] ---**
Dasonu Maso can use the beams
that he emits from his eyes
**[11:22] ---**
to instantly give people an afro hairdo.
**[11:25] ---**
He is a frightening alien.
**[11:26] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
***SIGN*** I'll comb
straight out!
**[11:27] ---**
I appear without any
good reason whatsoever
**[11:30] ---**
just for the afro punch line!
**[11:33] ---**
That's who I am!
***SIGN*** Ohhh ho ho ho ho ho ho
**[11:37] ---**
I want you to waste no time
giving these two afros!
**[11:40] ---**
What?!
**[11:41] ---**
Leave it to me.
**[11:42] ---**
Fever Time!
***SIGN*** Shaggy Shaggy Shaggy...
**[11:46] ---**
Natsumi!
**[11:48] ---**
Not so fast!
**[11:56] ---**
You were good, Koyuki-chan.
**[11:58] ---**
Same to you, Natsumi-san.
**[12:00] ---**
Truly what I would have
expected of my Natsumi-san!
**[12:05] ---**
The match was never settled,
**[12:07] ---**
but Natsumi-chan and Koyuki-chan were
able to deepen their friendship.
**[12:13] ---**
Why must I suffer like this?
**[12:17] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
The match wasn't settled, either!
***SIGN*** I'll comb
straight out!
***SIGN*** I'll comb straight out!
**[12:21] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
I'll comb... I'll comb... I'll comb straight out!
**[12:23] ---**
Why us, too?
**[12:25] ---**
Or, like, futures entwined?
**[12:38] ---**
May.
**[12:39] ---**
Clear skies as far as the eye can see.
**[12:42] ---**
The season when the greenery
is particularly brilliant.
**[12:44] ---**
And it is also the season when
new lives are brought into the world.
**[12:55] ---**
Keroro: A Fine May Day,
Perfect for Invading, Sir!
**[13:01] ---**
This is a clump of dirt, sir.
**[13:04] ---**
It must be the work of
neighborhood rascals, sir.
**[13:08] ---**
Take this! Lethal Technique,
Gatling Broom Attack!
**[13:14] ---**
Ooh! He's making one broom
look like many!
**[13:17] ---**
You can't do that, Sarge.
**[13:19] ---**
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
**[13:23] ---**
To think his own technique
would work against him.
**[13:26] ---**
This is a precious swallow's nest.
**[13:29] ---**
Swallow?
***SIGN*** Spring
**[13:30] ---**
They're migratory birds that come
to Japan every year around this season
***SIGN*** Summer
***SIGN*** Autumn
**[13:33] ---**
to raise their young.
***SIGN*** Winter
**[13:36] ---**
They're hard-working and cute,
**[13:38] ---**
so they're well-loved, you know.
**[13:42] ---**
Leave it alone, okay?
**[13:43] ---**
Okay!
**[13:44] ---**
Or, like, protect nature?
**[13:46] ---**
I object, Master Fuyuki!
**[13:48] ---**
Huh?
**[13:48] ---**
Hard-working!
**[13:50] ---**
And cute!
**[13:51] ---**
And well-loved!
***SIGN*** Huge Star
**[13:52] ---**
That description belongs exclusively to me!
**[13:54] ---**
And yet...
**[13:57] ---**
Making a mud nest like
this without permission!
**[13:59] ---**
I do not want such a freeloading squatter
**[14:01] ---**
infringing on my exclusive rights, sir!
**[14:03] ---**
That's easy for you to say, but...
**[14:05] ---**
That's no fair! That's no fair!
**[14:10] ---**
Oh, welcome home, Fuyuki.
**[14:12] ---**
Oh, Sis...
**[14:17] ---**
See? There.
**[14:18] ---**
Wow! That's wonderful! A swallow's nest!
**[14:21] ---**
So lots of swallows
traversed the vast, distant skies
**[14:24] ---**
to visit us again this year.
**[14:26] ---**
Through rain...
**[14:27] ---**
Through wind...
**[14:29] ---**
Even on stormy days...
**[14:31] ---**
Oh, would you listen to me?
Maybe I've got it in me to be a poet!
**[14:36] ---**
Hey, you stupid frog!
**[14:37] ---**
You do anything to this,
and I'll make you sorry!
**[14:43] ---**
Arrrggghh!
**[14:44] ---**
How am I any different
from this so-called swallow?!
**[14:48] ---**
I would like a satisfactory
explanation, sir!
**[14:51] ---**
Argh! I swear!
**[14:53] ---**
Want me to explain it to you?
**[14:55] ---**
Yeah, do!
**[14:56] ---**
In other words,
**[14:58] ---**
these swallows have the charisma
to command such attention.
**[15:00] ---**
Right, right.
**[15:01] ---**
You do not!
**[15:03] ---**
Period.
**[15:05] ---**
Okay, now I'm fuming!
**[15:07] ---**
Yeah! Fuming!
**[15:08] ---**
Who knows what I might do right now!
**[15:11] ---**
Those who get in my way
must be eliminated immediately.
**[15:14] ---**
He's acting furious, but he's still plotting.
**[15:16] ---**
The key here is to neatly
make it look like an accident.
**[15:25] ---**
A ball...
**[15:26] ---**
...that some kid...
**[15:28] ---**
...kicked in here...
**[15:30] ---**
...just happened to slam into the nest!
**[15:35] ---**
Oh, no, you don't!
**[15:36] ---**
What?!
**[15:46] ---**
If you want to play soccer that badly,
I'll play with you good and long!
**[15:50] ---**
N-No, thank you very much, ma'am.
**[16:07] ---**
Curse you, swallow!
You won't get away with this!
***SIGN*** You won't get away with this!
**[16:11] ---**
There it is!
The sarge's unjustified resentment!
**[16:13] ---**
This time, it'll be perfect!
**[16:15] ---**
Practice swings! The bat will just happen
to strike the swallow's nest!
**[16:19] ---**
Morning.
**[16:21] ---**
A g-good morning to you, Lady Natsumi.
**[16:24] ---**
Are you at least a little remorseful now?
**[16:26] ---**
Yes! Like my head split open!
**[16:30] ---**
Kero?
**[16:36] ---**
What?!
**[16:38] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi, y-your head...
**[16:42] ---**
What in the world...
**[16:43] ---**
I haven't done anything.
Is something wrong?
**[16:48] ---**
Sis. Sarge. Morning.
**[16:50] ---**
Master Fuyuki.
**[16:52] ---**
How could this be?!
**[16:54] ---**
What's wrong?
**[16:55] ---**
You're making a funny face.
**[16:58] ---**
What are you saying?
His face looks funny to begin with.
**[17:01] ---**
Now that you mention it, you have a point.
**[17:07] ---**
C-Could this...
**[17:09] ---**
...p-possibly be...
***SIGN*** In Fashion Trendy Item
**[17:12] ---**
...i-in fashion? Maybe?
**[17:18] ---**
It is now the season when
balmy early summer breezes
**[17:21] ---**
pleasantly brush against one's skin.
**[17:23] ---**
Another fine day.
**[17:26] ---**
North, south, east, west. Nothing unusual...
**[17:30] ---**
What could that light be?!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Pleasant Morning Meeting
***SIGN*** This Week's Goals
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This invasion is never going to
make any progress, at this rate!
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Come on, let's take it easy.
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Or, like, composed mindset?
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So this thing really is in fashion right now.
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I've totally missed the boat, sir.
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Darn.
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Hey! Hey! Where did you all get those?!
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Huh? What are you talking about?
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Oh, come on! Like you don't know!
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Let me in on it, too.
Give, give and take on me!
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Just as I thought.
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Hey, Dororo.
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You haven't gotten one yet, either?
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You're so behind the times.
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Keroro-kun, the Hinata household
is in terrible trouble indeed!
**[18:25] ---**
What?
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I-Is it that fashionable?
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What are you saying, Keroro-kun?!
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You can see traces of the
anti-barrier they are using!
**[18:39] ---**
What?!
**[18:41] ---**
D-Don't tell me...
some kind of hostile invading alien?
**[18:46] ---**
That's...!
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Keroro-kun!
**[18:54] ---**
Th-This is...
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So the entire city is already
under their control, sir?
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Eating dirt!
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Eating bugs!
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So bitter!
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Eating dirt! Eating bugs! So bitter!
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Eating dirt! Eating bugs! So bitter!
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Or, like, nervous swallow?
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I am sorry.
**[20:05] ---**
Huh?
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We have taken the liberty of finding
shelter among you for a short while.
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Thanks to you, my children
are now safely hatched.
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We Swallowans are a people
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who live in this way as we travel
across the universe.
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We must once again depart
immediately for the next planet.
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Come, my children,
thank the people of this planet.
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Thank you! Thank you!
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Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
**[20:40] ---**
Whoa! These are all Swallowans?!
**[20:44] ---**
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
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In other words,
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we had been utterly and completely
invaded, just for a short while.
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Hey, hey, I feel light as a feather!
**[21:12] ---**
I feel incredibly clear-headed
for some reason, too!
**[21:15] ---**
Feeling great!
**[21:17] ---**
Or, like, boundless vigor?
**[21:19] ---**
Of course!
**[21:19] ---**
It is said that being
parasitized by a Swallowan
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has the side effect of leaving
the host in peak condition.
**[21:25] ---**
I almost wish we could take a page
out of their invasion book.
**[21:29] ---**
Hey! When your children are grown,
come again, sir!
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Next time, I would love for you
to parasitize me, too, sir!
***SIGN*** Several days later...
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And several days later...
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Yes!
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Look, look!
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Is this the latest thing?
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Deadly bee.
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A single dose of its poisonous sting
can drop even an African elephant.
**[21:53] ---**
You think this'll be
the next thing in fashion?
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Mr. Sergeant,
please don't come any closer!
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Everyone, watch out for those
invading parasitic aliens, too!
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Invaders!
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
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Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
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Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
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I want to live my life for you,
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Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
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As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
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DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
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I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
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But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
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How about something like this?
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
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When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
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I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:11] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
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Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:36] ---**
Natsumi here.
**[23:37] ---**
Maybe it's because it's gotten warm.
**[23:39] ---**
Lately, I've got this
irresistible urge to be active.
**[23:42] ---**
I should take this opportunity
to go on a diet!
**[23:44] ---**
But even though I think that,
**[23:45] ---**
I'll just end up eating all the calories
I lose from exercising, so...
**[23:48] ---**
Aw, man...
**[23:49] ---**
Never mind that. Next time,
we have that frightening foe!
**[23:52] ---**
Keroro Platoon will be in a pinch!
**[23:54] ---**
"Dororo: The Counterattack is Mine, Sir!"
**[23:57] ---**
"Giant Frog vs. Great Monsters
of the South Seas, Sir!"
**[24:00] ---**
These two stories.
How's that?
**[24:02] ---**
Ge-Gero!