# E44 - Keroro vs. Fuyuki: A Sports Showdown, Sir! / Kululu vs. Aki: A Devastating Assault Robot Battle, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEDKN8/keroro-vs-fuyuki-a-sports-showdown-sir--kululu-vs-aki-a-devastating-assault-robot-battle-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
***SIGN*** Kukukuku... (Heh heh heh heh...)
**[01:39] ---**
Alien invaders tend to
investigate all kinds of things.
**[01:46] ---**
Perhaps it's time for a practical test.
**[01:51] ---**
Keroro vs. Fuyuki:
A Sports Showdown, Sir!
**[01:56] ---**
What? A Keronian...
**[01:58] ---**
...and an Earthling?
**[01:59] ---**
Why do you have to compare
our athletic skills?
**[02:02] ---**
Well, our HQ wants a
report on which is superior,
**[02:07] ---**
and I need some practical data.
**[02:12] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Ahem!
**[02:13] ---**
No doubt, Keronians are more athletic.
**[02:15] ---**
What did you say?
**[02:19] ---**
Have you forgotten, ma'am?
**[02:20] ---**
Huh?
**[02:21] ---**
Lady Natsumi ended up
eating my bubbles when we raced.
***SIGN*** Hahahahaha!
***SIGN*** Nostalgic
Scenes
**[02:24] ---**
The sergeant is referring to their race
at the school swimming pool.
**[02:29] ---**
All right!
**[02:33] ---**
You won't beat me at any other sport.
**[02:36] ---**
I'll show you how much stronger we are.
**[02:38] ---**
There's no way you'll chicken out, right?
**[02:42] ---**
Of course not. I'll accept your challenge.
**[02:45] ---**
But there's one condition.
**[02:48] ---**
The Pekopon representative
will be Master Fuyuki!
**[02:50] ---**
Me?
**[02:51] ---**
Why me?
**[02:51] ---**
Why him?
**[02:53] ---**
Why would I be interested
in beating a loser again?
***SIGN*** Keroro, Keroro, Keroro...
**[02:56] ---**
And don't forget.
**[02:57] ---**
The champion has the right
to choose his next challenger.
**[02:59] ---**
The truth is...
**[03:01] ---**
...if I'm gonna fight Master Fuyuki,
there's no way I can lose.
***SIGN*** Gerori
**[03:05] ---**
Fuyuki, wipe the floor
with this stupid frog
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
**[03:09] ---**
and teach him a lesson.
**[03:10] ---**
What? I don't want to...
**[03:13] ---**
You've got to beat him!
**[03:14] ---**
That's the only way that
braggart will shut up!
**[03:18] ---**
For a change of pace,
let's look at the Nishizawa mansion.
**[03:20] ---**
And a short distance
from the mansion, we have...
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Winter Comprehensive Sports Complex
**[03:24] ---**
...the Nishizawa Winter
Comprehensive Complex.
**[03:28] ---**
Opening Ceremony!
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay!
***SIGN*** Victory Is Yours,
Hinata Fuyuki!
Fuyuki, you're the man!
**[03:33] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
***SIGN*** Earthling Cheerleaders
**[03:35] ---**
Fuyuki! Don't you dare lose!
**[03:39] ---**
Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun!
**[03:42] ---**
Ahh... The great thing about sports
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is that I can openly shout out
his name at the top of my voice.
***SIGN*** Bravo, Sports
**[03:47] ---**
Bravo, sports!
***SIGN*** Alien Cheerleaders
**[03:49] ---**
Mr. Sergeant! I hope you win!
**[03:52] ---**
Or, like, total effort?
**[03:54] ---**
This was all Kululu's idea. Where is he?
**[03:56] ---**
He said he would stay in the lab to
analyze the data from this event.
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
***SIGN*** Hang tough.
Clobber him.
**[04:02] ---**
Why me...?
**[04:04] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[04:05] ---**
Remember that the
true objective of sports
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[04:07] ---**
is to strengthen relationships
through fair competition, sir.
**[04:09] ---**
This competition will make our
relationship stronger than ever.
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[04:15] ---**
You're right!
**[04:16] ---**
It doesn't matter who wins!
This is about friendship, right?
***SIGN*** Fuyu
**[04:20] ---**
Good luck, Sergeant.
**[04:21] ---**
Don't hold back on my account, sir.
***SIGN*** Friendship
***SIGN*** Hinata Fuyuki
**[04:25] ---**
I'd never hold back anyway.
Why would I?
***SIGN*** Gero gero gero gero...
**[04:29] ---**
The first event, Ski Giant Slalom!
***SIGN*** Ski Giant Slalom
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[04:34] ---**
This is for friendship.
**[04:36] ---**
For the future of
Keronians and Pekoponians!
**[04:43] ---**
Who cares about friendship?
Victory is what counts most in sports!
***SIGN*** Suddenly!
**[04:48] ---**
Suddenly...
**[04:49] ---**
Two mysterious objects were seen
flying over the sergeant.
**[04:58] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[04:59] ---**
What the?
**[05:00] ---**
Or, like, causes unknown?
**[05:06] ---**
Huh?
**[05:07] ---**
You did it! You won the first event!
**[05:09] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[05:11] ---**
Second event, Jump Normal Hill!
***SIGN*** Jump Normal Hill
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[05:13] ---**
Sarge, are you okay?
**[05:15] ---**
Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine.
**[05:17] ---**
What matters is our friendship.
This is nothing, sir.
**[05:21] ---**
Then, I'll go ahead.
**[05:23] ---**
No way I'm letting you win again.
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[05:27] ---**
I'm scared!
**[05:29] ---**
Huh?
**[05:29] ---**
Whoa... I'm flying!
**[05:33] ---**
Wow...
**[05:34] ---**
Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun!
**[05:34] ---**
I'm sure he'll get good distance.
***SIGN*** But!
**[05:36] ---**
But!
**[05:36] ---**
Suddenly...
***SIGN*** Suddenly!
**[05:39] ---**
A mysterious gust blows Fuyuki back!
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
***SIGN*** Hinata Fuyuki Zero Distance
**[05:45] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki, zero distance.
**[05:47] ---**
What?
**[05:48] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[05:50] ---**
Oh? Fuyuki-kun?!
**[05:52] ---**
Where'd that wind come from?
**[05:53] ---**
I'm sure it was anything but natural.
**[05:56] ---**
Yahoo!
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[06:01] ---**
Why, thank you. I won handily.
**[06:04] ---**
Uncle, that was fantastic!
**[06:06] ---**
The third event, Curling.
***SIGN*** Curling
**[06:08] ---**
Teammates are allowed for this event.
**[06:14] ---**
Oh no! Look at that brushing!
**[06:16] ---**
Of course. The sergeant has had
a lot of practice with that.
**[06:20] ---**
There!
**[06:24] ---**
Well, that's my second straight win.
**[06:27] ---**
Not so fast!
***SIGN*** Yet again
**[06:31] ---**
Yet again, suddenly...
***SIGN*** Suddenly!
**[06:32] ---**
...a mysterious liquid falls from the sky.
**[06:37] ---**
Huh?
**[06:38] ---**
What happened?
**[06:40] ---**
Well, well. That's just too bad.
**[06:44] ---**
Glue...?
**[06:46] ---**
But how?
**[06:48] ---**
Could it be the sergeant?
**[06:53] ---**
All that talk about friendship...
It was just a lie.
**[06:58] ---**
The fourth event, the Bobsled.
**[06:59] ---**
Teammates are allowed for this one, too.
**[07:01] ---**
Smooth sailing.
***SIGN*** But that wasn't the case!!
**[07:03] ---**
But that wasn't the case!
**[07:08] ---**
Another mysterious accident.
**[07:10] ---**
How could that screw be loose?
**[07:12] ---**
I don't know...
My maintenance was perfect.
**[07:17] ---**
Could it be... Master Fuyuki did it?
**[07:21] ---**
Anyhow, the competition is tied at two-all.
**[07:26] ---**
And more mysterious accidents follow.
**[07:30] ---**
Ice Hockey...
**[07:37] ---**
Speed Skating!
**[07:40] ---**
Figure Skating!
**[07:42] ---**
Oh!
***SIGN*** Keroro, my love
**[07:43] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[07:47] ---**
Strange accidents keep happening!
**[07:49] ---**
You must be cheating, stupid frog!
**[07:52] ---**
Or, like, constant danger?
**[07:54] ---**
I am getting really suspicious of them!
***SIGN*** 2km to Go
**[07:57] ---**
Then, there's Cross-Country Skiing.
**[08:08] ---**
This's enough, Sarge!
You've been cheating, haven't you?
**[08:13] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[08:14] ---**
You're the one who's cheating,
Master Fuyuki, sir.
**[08:16] ---**
I haven't done anything wrong!
**[08:18] ---**
Well, neither have I, sir!
***SIGN*** Fuyuki-kun!
**[08:21] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[08:23] ---**
All right, why don't we settle this
once and for all in the next game?
**[08:26] ---**
My thoughts exactly, sir.
**[08:28] ---**
The loser must wear an afro wig, sir!
**[08:30] ---**
That's not fair at all.
You're used to wearing an afro!
**[08:33] ---**
The loser must wear a five-decker afro!
**[08:35] ---**
F-Five decker?!
***SIGN*** Myaoww
**[08:41] ---**
Myaoww!
**[08:44] ---**
Anything but that...!
**[08:46] ---**
So you admit you've been cheating?
**[08:48] ---**
I accept your challenge, sir!
**[08:52] ---**
And so they reach the final event...
**[08:56] ---**
Fishing.
***SIGN*** Fishing
**[08:58] ---**
There's no way I'll let him...
**[09:00] ---**
...win this contest, sir.
**[09:02] ---**
Then suddenly...
**[09:06] ---**
Yet again, a mysterious snowstorm
strikes both of them.
**[09:10] ---**
Everyone! Take shelter inside the building!
**[09:12] ---**
Paul...
**[09:20] ---**
The match must go on.
**[09:21] ---**
What?!
**[09:28] ---**
W-What's this...?
**[09:30] ---**
It's huge! It could be
the lord of the lake!
**[09:36] ---**
All right, victory is mine!
***SIGN*** At that moment
**[09:38] ---**
At that moment...
**[09:42] ---**
Sarge!
**[09:43] ---**
What?
**[09:44] ---**
An explosion.
**[09:46] ---**
Sarge!
**[09:49] ---**
My body's gone numb. I can't swim!
**[09:51] ---**
What...?
**[09:53] ---**
Hold it.
**[09:54] ---**
Paul!
***SIGN*** Tournament Head Judge, Paul
**[09:55] ---**
If you leave your position,
you forfeit the match.
**[09:59] ---**
That would mean the
humiliating five-decker afro!
**[10:11] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[10:14] ---**
Sarge!
**[10:17] ---**
Master Fuyuki! You came to save me?
**[10:20] ---**
I just remembered, Master Fuyuki...
You don't know how to swim, do you?
**[10:24] ---**
Huh?
**[10:27] ---**
Help! Somebody help us!
**[10:28] ---**
I forgot I couldn't swim!
**[10:30] ---**
Both of them are just plain hopeless,
aren't they?
**[10:36] ---**
Master Fuyuki, why... did you do that?
**[10:40] ---**
Because you're my friend, Sarge.
**[10:44] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[10:50] ---**
The match ends in a draw, then.
**[10:52] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:56] ---**
After everything that happened,
in the end, it seems
**[10:58] ---**
the friendship between
Sergeant Keroro and Fuyuki has deepened.
**[11:02] ---**
And yet...
**[11:03] ---**
Well... all those mysteries remain unsolved.
**[11:07] ---**
If neither Fuyuki nor that
stupid frog were cheating,
**[11:10] ---**
then who was responsible for all that?
**[11:12] ---**
Hmph.
**[11:13] ---**
There is only one person
who would do all that.
**[11:17] ---**
None other than the one
who planned all this.
**[11:19] ---**
That guy.
**[11:21] ---**
We're home!
**[11:27] ---**
Mom!
**[11:28] ---**
Huh?
**[11:30] ---**
Lady Mom?! What happened to you?
**[11:34] ---**
W-Welcome home...
**[11:36] ---**
What's going on with
Mom Aki and Kululu?
**[11:40] ---**
You'll find out in a little while.
**[11:51] ---**
Kululu vs. Aki: A Devastating
Assault Robot Battle, Sir!
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[12:03] ---**
I never thought I'd get home this early.
**[12:05] ---**
I owe Mr. Yoshizaki for this.
**[12:08] ---**
I'm much obliged.
**[12:26] ---**
Where am I?
**[12:29] ---**
I've been waiting for you.
**[12:31] ---**
Kulu-chan!
**[12:32] ---**
Hinata Aki.
**[12:33] ---**
I have something I want to show you.
**[12:37] ---**
Click.
**[12:42] ---**
Th-That...
**[12:48] ---**
That looks... like me!
***SIGN*** Mobile Weapon for Earth Invasion
**[12:55] ---**
The mobile weapon AK 9 Double 6.
**[12:58] ---**
The exterior is modeled
after the most powerful figure
**[13:00] ---**
in the Hinata household.
**[13:02] ---**
Wow!
**[13:04] ---**
I was hoping you would test drive it for me.
**[13:07] ---**
But where are Fuyuki and
Natsumi and all your friends?
**[13:10] ---**
I didn't want any of them to disturb us.
**[13:13] ---**
I made up a half-baked reason
to keep them busy the whole day.
**[13:16] ---**
Here are the ones who were
kicked out for a half-baked reason.
**[13:21] ---**
What do you say? Will you do it?
**[13:23] ---**
You don't have to force yourself,
if you don't want to.
**[13:25] ---**
Force myself?
**[13:28] ---**
No way! How could I pass up
an interesting chance like this?
**[13:34] ---**
I knew you'd say that.
**[13:49] ---**
Whoa!
***SIGN*** Autumn H
**[13:55] ---**
Autumn H!
**[13:58] ---**
Hey! You can't just
change her name like that.
**[14:24] ---**
Ready to take off.
**[14:26] ---**
Oh, but... I might startle the neighbors.
**[14:30] ---**
The anti-barrier's working, so don't worry.
**[14:34] ---**
Excellent! Then that'll be great.
**[14:43] ---**
Hinata Aki, ready for action.
**[14:59] ---**
Wow! I'm flying! This is great!
**[15:02] ---**
She's easier to flatter than expected.
**[15:09] ---**
This feels great!
**[15:10] ---**
Don't get too carried away.
It's still under development...
**[15:14] ---**
This is a test drive, right?
**[15:16] ---**
So we've got to take it to its limit!
**[15:27] ---**
It's perfect!
**[15:29] ---**
Everything's running smoothly.
**[15:31] ---**
What're you talking about there?
**[15:33] ---**
I don't recall programming it
to move like that...
**[15:40] ---**
Does it have any weapons at all?
**[15:42] ---**
Hey, stop that. You're not supposed to...
**[15:44] ---**
Ah!
**[15:46] ---**
It must be this one.
**[15:48] ---**
Autumn Punch!
**[15:54] ---**
Now, let's go back to what
we showed you a while back.
**[15:56] ---**
What Sergeant Keroro and Fuyuki
were doing at this time...
**[16:04] ---**
Victory is what counts most in sports!
**[16:07] ---**
Two mysterious objects
suddenly appear from the sky.
**[16:12] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:13] ---**
What the?
**[16:14] ---**
Or, like, causes unknown?
***SIGN*** The Causes
**[16:17] ---**
The causes.
**[16:20] ---**
Let's see... How about this one?
**[16:26] ---**
Autumn Hurricane!
***SIGN*** The Cause
**[16:29] ---**
The cause.
***SIGN*** The Result
**[16:36] ---**
The result.
**[16:36] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[16:37] ---**
Where did that wind come from?
**[16:39] ---**
I'm sure it was anything but natural.
**[16:41] ---**
She's right.
***SIGN*** The Power of Science
**[16:42] ---**
It's the power of science.
**[16:50] ---**
Huh?
**[16:52] ---**
What's this shaking?
**[16:58] ---**
What're you doing now?
**[17:00] ---**
No! It's not me!
It's started to go berserk!
**[17:03] ---**
Stop this thing, will you?!
**[17:05] ---**
Autumn Beam!
**[17:08] ---**
What's going on here, Kulu-chan?
**[17:12] ---**
I guess it's out of control.
**[17:15] ---**
What?!
**[17:16] ---**
I guess there's no choice.
**[17:20] ---**
What? Are you going to shoot me down?
**[17:21] ---**
Don't worry. These are glue bullets
to capture the robot.
**[17:25] ---**
Click.
**[17:31] ---**
I missed!
***SIGN*** The Cause
**[17:38] ---**
The cause.
***SIGN*** The Result
**[17:41] ---**
The result.
**[17:42] ---**
Huh?
**[17:43] ---**
What happened?
**[17:44] ---**
Then I'll use this!
**[17:46] ---**
These radio waves will tear it apart!
**[17:55] ---**
It still managed to avoid it.
**[17:57] ---**
Hey, please stop!
**[18:01] ---**
Autumn Crusher!
**[18:06] ---**
No!
**[18:07] ---**
Kulu-chan!
**[18:10] ---**
S-Stop that. Stop it right now.
**[18:13] ---**
Autumn Arrows!
**[18:18] ---**
Wha...?
**[18:19] ---**
That's not me! The robot
is moving on its own!
**[18:23] ---**
Autumn Dynamite!
**[18:38] ---**
Owwww!
**[18:41] ---**
My glasses...
**[18:42] ---**
Oops...
**[18:43] ---**
That one, madam... was indeed your fault.
**[18:53] ---**
Strange accidents keep happening!
**[18:55] ---**
You must be cheating!
**[18:57] ---**
I am getting really suspicious of them.
**[19:00] ---**
Kulu-chan? Kulu-chan, are you all right?
**[19:03] ---**
My glasses... My glasses...
**[19:06] ---**
That does it. I've gotta go all-out on this.
**[19:14] ---**
Full power!
**[19:37] ---**
Initiate manual shutdown now!
**[19:39] ---**
Manual shutdown?
**[19:40] ---**
Here it is.
**[19:46] ---**
O-Oops...
**[19:48] ---**
Th-That was the control for manual exit.
**[19:52] ---**
I'm really sorry.
**[20:00] ---**
What do we do with that?
**[20:02] ---**
It'll self-destruct in 10 minutes.
We have to destroy the evidence.
**[20:06] ---**
Now even my anti-barrier isn't working.
**[20:08] ---**
I have no choice but to go underground.
**[20:19] ---**
W-What's this...?
**[20:20] ---**
It's huge!
**[20:22] ---**
It could be the lord of the lake!
***SIGN*** Special Diagram
**[20:26] ---**
Special Diagram.
**[20:27] ---**
W-What is it now?
**[20:29] ---**
There's something holding us back.
**[20:31] ---**
Hey. You're not supposed to...
**[20:33] ---**
Oh nooo!
**[20:54] ---**
Kulu-chan, are you all right?
**[20:56] ---**
I... I thought I was going to die...
**[21:09] ---**
We're home!
**[21:11] ---**
Mom!
**[21:12] ---**
Huh?
**[21:13] ---**
Lady Mom?! What happened to you?
**[21:16] ---**
W-Welcome home...
**[21:20] ---**
It's nothing...
**[21:23] ---**
I'll never involve her again.
**[21:26] ---**
To sum it up, the showdown today
between Keronians and Earthlings
**[21:29] ---**
resulted in one win and
one draw for the Earthlings.
**[21:33] ---**
Job well done.
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Giro-giro-giro-giro Giro-giro-giro-giro...
Sorosoro hajimeru zo!
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro.
Let's get started!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Giro-giro-giro-giro.
This is the Giroro drawing song!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Giro-giro-giro-giro
Giroro no ekaki uta!!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Makka ni shizumu taiyou ga
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
When the setting red sun
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon no teppen terasu toki (Girori)
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Shines upon the top of Pekopon, (Girori!)
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Chiheisen kara kinoko ga nyokki nyoki
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
A mushroom pops out on the horizon.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
"Nani kore~"
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
"What the heck is that?"
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Doku kinoko dattara inochi wa naize
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
If it's poisonous, you're a goner.
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
"Sutete kite!"
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Go and throw it out!
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Shouri no hata o hatamekase
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
With our victory flags
triumphantly fluttering,
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Fune de norikome teki jinchi
(Otoshiana niwa ki o tsukero)
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Charge into enemy territory by ship,
(Watch out for traps!)
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
"Gakkou iku dake dakara"
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
I'm just going to school.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Beruto no naka niwa Natsumi no shashin
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Inside my belt is a photograph of Natsumi.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Ore no oyaji wa nijuu ago
"Majide?"
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
My old man has a double chin.
(No kidding?)
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Saki no mienai kemono michi demo
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Even on a blind trail,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Massugu mae mite hofuku zenshin
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Keep your eyes forward
and advance at a crawl.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Uyo kyokusetsu aroutomo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
There may be many twists and turns,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Ichizuna omoi wa massugu ni
(Natsumi…!!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
But be forthright about your true feelings.
(Natsumi...!)
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kono kao no kizu wa senshi no hokori
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
This scar on my face is a warrior's pride.
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Kamase inu to wa yobasenai
"Giku!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
I won't let anyone call me the underdog.
(Yikes!)
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
There you have it!
It's Corporal Giroro!
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Giroro Gochou kansei da!!! (Giro!)
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
**[23:07] ---**
This is Dororo.
**[23:08] ---**
You know, you grow up to like
**[23:10] ---**
foods you did not like as a child.
**[23:13] ---**
I hated bell peppers when I was little.
**[23:16] ---**
I used to cry as I ate the bell peppers
Keroro-kun had left at lunch.
**[23:19] ---**
That aside, the next story is
about the day to confess your love.
**[23:23] ---**
"Keroro's Instant Dumplings
of Love, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Natsumi & Momoka: Commence
Operation V for Valentine, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
Two stories in one. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!