# E184 - Fuyuki: Occult School Festival, Sir! / Natsumi: Romeo and Juliet, Sir?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8PN7P/fuyuki-occult-school-festival-sir--natsumi-romeo-and-juliet-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy School Festival
**[01:31] ---**
Today is Kissho Academy's school festival.
***SIGN*** Occult Club Research Presentation
**[01:34] ---**
Don't miss the wave
**[01:36] ---**
of the talk of the town,
the Occult Club's research presentation.
**[01:41] ---**
It starts at 2:00 in the audiovisual room.
***SIGN*** Occult Club Research Presentation Don't miss it!
**[01:49] ---**
W-W-W-What are we gonna do?
**[01:52] ---**
I didn't expect all of these people...
**[01:53] ---**
Fuyuki-kun! Let's do our best
for the sake of the Occult Club!
**[01:57] ---**
Yeah. You're right.
**[02:00] ---**
There's just one thing we should do.
**[02:02] ---**
Announce the results of all our
research with everything we've got!
***SIGN*** Stage
**[02:06] ---**
That's the spirit!
**[02:11] ---**
Fuyuki: Occult School Festival, Sir!
**[02:16] ---**
Welcome to the Occult Club's
research presentation, everyone.
**[02:21] ---**
The theme for today is
"Do Paranormal Powers Exist?"
**[02:28] ---**
As you can see, paranormal powers were researched
during the Cold War between the U.S...
***SIGN*** Extrasensory Perception Psychokinesis
**[02:33] ---**
Paranormal powers?
**[02:34] ---**
What nonsense!
***SIGN*** Barley Tea
***SIGN*** Chocolate
***SIGN*** Stage Entrance
**[02:41] ---**
Y-You!
**[02:43] ---**
You battled him before
at the occult tournament!
**[02:46] ---**
That's right! The representative of
Yomotsuhirasaka Academy's Occult Club!
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[02:50] ---**
And he goes by...
***SIGN*** Occult Joe
Barley Tea
**[02:51] ---**
...Occult Joe!
**[02:53] ---**
U-Um... you said "nonsense"?
**[02:56] ---**
What do you mean?
**[02:59] ---**
The answer to that is right behind you.
**[03:02] ---**
Look!
**[03:04] ---**
If you touch your index fingers
together in front of you...
**[03:10] ---**
...a wiener will appear in the air!
***SIGN*** Weiner?
**[03:12] ---**
You can try this at home, too!
***SIGN*** Wiener! Wiener! Wiener! Wiener!
**[03:15] ---**
It really is a wiener!
**[03:16] ---**
Wow! It looks delicious!
**[03:18] ---**
Excuse me!
**[03:19] ---**
This is the Occult Club
research presentation!
**[03:23] ---**
Long time no see.
**[03:26] ---**
Perchak!
**[03:29] ---**
This is the leader of the Magatama Girls'
Academy Occult Club, and her name is...
***SIGN*** Clay Figure
**[03:34] ---**
Clay Figure Sally!
***SIGN*** Sally
**[03:36] ---**
As you can see.
**[03:37] ---**
Wh-What are you two doing here?!
**[03:41] ---**
Attention, please! Occult Buster!
**[03:46] ---**
The meeting place is
Kissho Academy's audiovisual room.
**[03:49] ---**
Dash and dash! Period!
**[03:52] ---**
Occult Buster...
***SIGN*** Occult Buster Joe
**[03:55] ---**
...Joe!
**[03:59] ---**
The same!
**[04:00] ---**
Occult Buster...
**[04:03] ---**
...Sally!
***SIGN*** Occult Buster Sally
**[04:04] ---**
Occult Buster?!
**[04:06] ---**
That's right. After that last battle,
we had a change of heart.
**[04:11] ---**
A change of heart?
**[04:13] ---**
Look at this!
**[04:15] ---**
These two gleaming coins at my fingertips!
**[04:20] ---**
If I make them move quickly like this...
**[04:24] ---**
...there's a third coin!
***SIGN*** Three Coins?
**[04:26] ---**
You can try this at home, too!
**[04:28] ---**
I call it Shining Fingers!
***SIGN*** Shining Fingers
**[04:32] ---**
What do you think of my paranormal powers?
**[04:35] ---**
Th-Those are just tricks,
not paranormal powers!
**[04:39] ---**
You just gave away the game.
**[04:42] ---**
The paranormal powers
you're trying to explain,
**[04:44] ---**
isn't that all they are? Cheap tricks?
**[04:48] ---**
No...
**[04:49] ---**
Well, well.
**[04:52] ---**
We haven't seen them for a while!
The Kissho Academy Newspaper Club!
**[04:56] ---**
I suppose the headline for the
school festival special edition
**[04:59] ---**
will be "Occult Club's Research
Presentation a Massive Failure."
**[05:04] ---**
Don't tell me you invited them...
**[05:07] ---**
I don't know what you're talking about.
**[05:09] ---**
Anyway, Occult Busters
versus the Occult Club.
**[05:13] ---**
Now that's an interesting presentation.
**[05:19] ---**
Paul, do you read me?
**[05:21] ---**
At your service, milady Momoko.
***SIGN*** Occult Club This Way
**[05:23] ---**
I need you to bring over a psychic or UFO
or UMA or ghost, anything, right now!
**[05:28] ---**
That's a tall order...
**[05:30] ---**
I said right now!
**[05:32] ---**
Got it?!
**[05:34] ---**
Nishizawa-san...
**[05:36] ---**
Y-Yes!
**[05:37] ---**
Let's continue.
**[05:39] ---**
Continue?
**[05:40] ---**
We just started with our presentation.
**[05:44] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[05:45] ---**
Everyone, paranormal powers do exist!
**[05:49] ---**
For example, please look at this!
***SIGN*** Film File
**[05:52] ---**
The majority of spoon-bending is faked,
**[05:56] ---**
but there are cases that
just can't be explained.
**[06:00] ---**
Look, an ordinary pencil.
**[06:03] ---**
I am now going to bend it!
**[06:06] ---**
Nagasunehiko!
***SIGN*** Looks like it's bending?
**[06:12] ---**
You can try it at home, too!
**[06:14] ---**
It's true! It's like a noodle!
**[06:16] ---**
Wow!
**[06:19] ---**
Look, I can do it with a spoon, too!
**[06:22] ---**
That's just a trick that relies
on an optical illusion!
**[06:24] ---**
Exactly! Tricks!
**[06:26] ---**
What you're talking about is actually
along the same lines, isn't it?
**[06:32] ---**
No!
**[06:32] ---**
How is it any different?
**[06:34] ---**
If you disagree, can you show us an
alien or ghost right here and now?
**[06:38] ---**
Th-That would be...
**[06:41] ---**
Kerorin!
**[06:43] ---**
I can't make a spectacle out of my friend!
***SIGN*** Alien
**[06:47] ---**
For me, that would...
**[06:50] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[06:53] ---**
Yummy, yummy!
***SIGN*** K Famous Brand Instant Dumplings 1,000 Yen Per Box
**[06:55] ---**
Genuine instant dumplings!
**[06:58] ---**
Come one, come all!
***SIGN*** Keroro Brand
**[07:00] ---**
I didn't think they would be so popular!
**[07:03] ---**
Or, like, thriving business?
**[07:05] ---**
We are almost out of sweet bean paste!
**[07:09] ---**
If we're out of sweet bean paste,
how about putting in curry?
***SIGN*** Kululu Curry Sweet
**[07:11] ---**
Somebody go buy some more!
**[07:15] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[07:17] ---**
We're short-handed, so we can
use all the help can we get.
**[07:26] ---**
No good. I can't get through.
**[07:29] ---**
Have you ever seen it?
In the end, the "occult"
**[07:32] ---**
is all trumped-up fabrications!
**[07:34] ---**
Certainly...
**[07:37] ---**
Certainly, there may well be many fakes.
**[07:39] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[07:41] ---**
So you admit it!
**[07:42] ---**
Then from today, you're an Occult Buster!
**[07:46] ---**
But...
**[07:47] ---**
But I don't know if it's as simple as that!
**[07:50] ---**
What?!
**[07:51] ---**
It's easy to refute something.
Anyone can do it.
**[07:55] ---**
But maybe it's more fun to find
the one truth among 100 lies
**[07:59] ---**
and then carefully investigate it.
**[08:05] ---**
I think that's how people have
made great discoveries up to now
**[08:08] ---**
and gotten to the bottom of hidden truths.
**[08:12] ---**
Nonsense!
**[08:13] ---**
That aside,
**[08:15] ---**
practical tricks are more fun!
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[08:18] ---**
For example, these two books.
**[08:20] ---**
If you put the pages of the two
volumes together like this,
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[08:24] ---**
you can't pull them apart,
no matter how hard you try!
**[08:28] ---**
You can try this at home, too!
**[08:30] ---**
Just be careful not to
damage your favorite books.
***SIGN*** Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
**[08:34] ---**
It's true!
**[08:37] ---**
Well? Can we call this a
mysterious spiritual phenomenon?
**[08:41] ---**
You see? Everyone's having
a much better time with this
**[08:45] ---**
than occult phenomenon
which may not even exist.
**[08:48] ---**
I... Even so, I...
***SIGN*** Snap
**[09:00] ---**
What's that sound?
**[09:01] ---**
Maybe...
***SIGN*** Occult
**[09:10] ---**
I was right...
**[09:11] ---**
What is it?
**[09:13] ---**
A poltergeist phenomenon.
**[09:14] ---**
A German word, literally
meaning "noisy ghost."
***SIGN*** Poltergeist Phenomenon
***SIGN*** (from the German word* poltergeist*,
literally "noisy ghost")
**[09:17] ---**
It's one form of spiritual phenomenon.
**[09:19] ---**
What?!
**[09:19] ---**
That can't be!
**[09:20] ---**
Then those sounds, too?
**[09:23] ---**
That was "rapping,"
which also has a deep connection
**[09:26] ---**
to spiritual phenomenon.
**[09:27] ---**
I... I'm scared!
**[09:29] ---**
It feels like the temperature
has suddenly dropped...
**[09:34] ---**
You knew it was me?
**[09:36] ---**
So that was you, Omiyo-san!
**[09:41] ---**
I was suddenly summoned to help out
with the instant dumplings,
**[09:45] ---**
but I got lost inside the school...
**[09:48] ---**
Still, thanks to that, I was
able to help you two out a bit!
**[09:53] ---**
So that's how it happened!
**[09:54] ---**
Thank you, Omiyo-san.
**[09:56] ---**
You're welcome!
***SIGN*** Occult Club
Research Presentation
**[10:06] ---**
What was that in there?
**[10:08] ---**
It had to be an Occult Club hoax.
**[10:10] ---**
Let's go home.
**[10:15] ---**
Even though it was supposed to
be a research presentation...
**[10:18] ---**
We lost.
**[10:21] ---**
The audience here didn't realize it...
**[10:23] ---**
...but that was definitely
a genuine spiritual phenomenon.
**[10:27] ---**
I apologize!
**[10:28] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[10:29] ---**
H-Hey...
**[10:31] ---**
Actually, after we lost
at the occult tournament,
***SIGN*** Occult Club
**[10:35] ---**
we were both derided as
supernatural hoaxsters at school.
**[10:38] ---**
Driven to desperation, we took
on the name Occult Busters.
***SIGN*** Occult Busters
**[10:46] ---**
Really...
**[10:47] ---**
But after seeing this spiritual phenomenon...
**[10:51] ---**
...my eyes have been opened!
**[10:53] ---**
We love the occult, after all!
**[10:56] ---**
This decides what the article's
going to be about.
**[11:00] ---**
"Even Other Schools
Recognize the Greatness
**[11:01] ---**
of Kissho Academy's Occult Club."
**[11:04] ---**
Wait!
**[11:05] ---**
I don't remember giving permission
for a headline like that!
***SIGN*** Sub-menu Film Zoom
**[11:09] ---**
Isn't this a good shot?
**[11:12] ---**
We'd better run this too, right, Desk Chief?
**[11:16] ---**
Why?! Darn it!
**[11:21] ---**
Fuyuki-kun. This year's presentation
was really hectic,
**[11:25] ---**
but let's make next year's
Occult Club research presentation
**[11:28] ---**
even more exciting!
**[11:30] ---**
Yeah, of course!
**[11:32] ---**
Both of us, Nishizawa-san!
**[11:33] ---**
R-Right!
***SIGN*** Occult
**[11:35] ---**
The two of us can do our best!
**[11:37] ---**
Joe-san and Sally-san, too!
**[11:41] ---**
You'll help us, won't you?
**[11:43] ---**
O-Of course!
**[11:45] ---**
I'd love to!
**[11:56] ---**
With a renewed determination,
**[11:58] ---**
Fuyuki-kun is sure to show us a wonderful
research presentation at next year's festival.
**[12:03] ---**
But meanwhile...
**[12:05] ---**
No way!
***SIGN*** Today Only: Romeo and Juliet
**[12:07] ---**
...Natsumi-chan is in dire straits!
**[12:09] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Thai Ramen Crepes Okonomiyaki
**[12:19] ---**
Back at Kissho Academy's
annual school festival.
**[12:21] ---**
It seems the highlight in the gym
is Natsumi's class's production
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy 2nd-year Class A Performance
**[12:24] ---**
of *Romeo and Juliet.*
**[12:29] ---**
Really?!
**[12:30] ---**
Due to unseasonal colds and food poisoning...
**[12:32] ---**
...we're down eight boys and five girls!
**[12:35] ---**
Why?!
**[12:36] ---**
Even though we still have to put
together the final stage set...
**[12:41] ---**
What should we do, Natsumi?
**[12:43] ---**
It's too bad, but we may have
to cancel the performance.
**[12:47] ---**
Oh, no...
**[12:49] ---**
After all the rehearsals and
preparation everybody did...
**[12:53] ---**
Kitajima-kun is the most to blame.
**[12:56] ---**
No matter how tasty they are, if you gobble up
20 instant dumplings from a food stall,
**[13:00] ---**
you're going to upset your stomach!
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings
**[13:03] ---**
Instant dumplings...
**[13:04] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[13:07] ---**
Come on, everybody!
They're cheap and delicious!
***SIGN*** K Famous Brand Instant Dumplings 1,000 Yen Per Box
***SIGN*** Delicious!
Packed With Love!
Instant Dumplings
Keroro Brand
Ten Dumplings Per Box!
**[13:11] ---**
Eat just one, and you'll get addicted!
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings
**[13:16] ---**
Instant dumplings!
**[13:18] ---**
Gero?! H-Hey, welcome...
**[13:21] ---**
Stu... pid... fro... g...
**[13:26] ---**
L-L-L-Lady Natsumi!
**[13:31] ---**
I'm s-s-s-sorry, ma'am!
**[13:34] ---**
This time, we're selling them honestly,
**[13:37] ---**
so please overlook it!
**[13:41] ---**
Please!
**[13:45] ---**
I need your help!
**[13:49] ---**
Natsumi: Romeo and Juliet, Sir?
**[13:56] ---**
So, after instant dumplings,
we're stagehands?
**[14:00] ---**
Sheesh! You agreed too readily, Keroro!
**[14:03] ---**
Okay, okay!
**[14:06] ---**
If we get Lady Natsumi in our debt here,
**[14:08] ---**
she'll forgive us our sins,
**[14:10] ---**
so there's no downside...
**[14:12] ---**
Gero!
**[14:13] ---**
I am just happy to be able
to work with Koyuki-dono.
**[14:19] ---**
I bet Giroro-senpai is
actually happy about it!
**[14:23] ---**
D-Don't be an idiot!
**[14:27] ---**
But you sure do know
a lot of people, Natsumi.
**[14:31] ---**
You called on those assistants right away!
**[14:35] ---**
One has a strangely old voice...
**[14:37] ---**
...one's face has a greenish tint...
**[14:39] ---**
and one has a creepy laugh...
**[14:40] ---**
Hi!
**[14:42] ---**
...but they're all working hard
alongside each other.
**[14:44] ---**
It looks like the set will be ready
after all, right, Natsumi-san?
**[14:48] ---**
Yeah!
**[14:49] ---**
Now our only problem is getting an actor.
**[14:51] ---**
What should we do, Natsumi?
**[14:54] ---**
An actor, huh?
***SIGN*** 2-A Performance
Romeo and Juliet
Final Script
2-A
**[14:57] ---**
What's this?
**[14:59] ---**
A classical Pekoponian drama?
**[15:05] ---**
Th-This is...
**[15:07] ---**
...what they call...
***SIGN*** Romance
**[15:09] ---**
...a romance?!
**[15:12] ---**
But at least you're fine, Natsumi.
**[15:17] ---**
Yeah! If both leads were out of the picture,
there'd be no way we could put on the show!
**[15:22] ---**
N-Natsumi plays the lead?!
**[15:25] ---**
F-For this play?!
***SIGN*** Romeo Juliet
**[15:28] ---**
"Romeo and Juliet are born into
families that are enemies.
**[15:31] ---**
Knowing nothing about that,
they meet by chance
**[15:33] ---**
and eventually fall
madly in love with each other."
**[15:37] ---**
They fall madly in love with each other?!
***SIGN*** True Love
**[15:40] ---**
And they're enemies?!
**[15:48] ---**
O, Giroro, Giroro...
**[15:51] ---**
Wherefore art thou Giroro?
**[15:54] ---**
Deny the Keron Army and refuse the invasion.
**[16:01] ---**
Th-That's the one thing I can't do!
**[16:03] ---**
I'm a Keronian,
and Natsumi's a Pekoponian!
**[16:06] ---**
B-But...
**[16:08] ---**
Hey, Corporal Giroro...
**[16:10] ---**
B-But...
**[16:12] ---**
Even so, Romeo and Juliet are
resolved to stay together.
**[16:17] ---**
I admire you! If there's love,
friends or enemies, it doesn't matter!
**[16:22] ---**
N-No. That's not the case here.
**[16:25] ---**
For me... For me...
**[16:28] ---**
Excuse me!
**[16:31] ---**
Quit daydreaming and get to work, sir!
**[16:34] ---**
R-Right...
**[16:35] ---**
My apologies.
**[16:43] ---**
Nobody will find me here...
**[16:45] ---**
The two finally spend a night together...
***SIGN*** One Night
**[16:48] ---**
A night?!
**[16:52] ---**
Giroro. You came?
**[16:54] ---**
Hey, you're too close.
**[16:56] ---**
That's okay. Let's stay like this
until morning, just the two of us.
**[17:04] ---**
W-What kind of story is that?
**[17:06] ---**
And Natsumi is going to play that?!
**[17:09] ---**
But what should we do?
**[17:12] ---**
Even if we get a stand-in...
**[17:14] ---**
...they would never be able
to memorize the lines.
**[17:17] ---**
We'll just have to weather it out
by showing cue cards from the wings.
**[17:22] ---**
But it's a pretty long performance.
**[17:25] ---**
It'll be fine!
**[17:27] ---**
I'll work my lines around any mistakes.
**[17:29] ---**
Y-You're right.
**[17:31] ---**
That's the only way to do this.
**[17:33] ---**
But who should we ask to do it?
***SIGN*** Squeeze!
**[17:40] ---**
No! What good would come of me volunteering?
**[17:44] ---**
Even though we're keeping up the
charade of an amicable relationship,
**[17:47] ---**
she is supposed to be my enemy!
**[17:51] ---**
Enemy?!
**[17:52] ---**
Corporal Giroro! Wilt thou be gone?
**[17:56] ---**
The lighter it gets,
the heavier do our hearts become.
**[18:00] ---**
That's it!
**[18:02] ---**
They go beyond friends or enemies
and love each other!
**[18:04] ---**
That's the theme of this work, isn't it?
**[18:08] ---**
In that case,
**[18:09] ---**
there's true merit in me and Natsumi
performing together in this!
**[18:14] ---**
Mr. Corporal Giroro!
**[18:15] ---**
Still!
**[18:17] ---**
What about my pride as a Keron soldier?!
**[18:20] ---**
My pride!
**[18:22] ---**
Pride!
**[18:23] ---**
Mr. Corporal!
**[18:26] ---**
I want you to help me carry this.
**[18:31] ---**
Sure.
**[18:32] ---**
I know! How about Saburo-senpai?!
***SIGN*** Saburo-senpai!
**[18:35] ---**
What?!
**[18:39] ---**
That would be interesting!
**[18:41] ---**
And you'd be happy, right, Natsumi?
**[18:43] ---**
No! Even if we asked him now,
**[18:46] ---**
I'm sure he's busy doing something
with the broadcasting club.
**[18:49] ---**
I don't want to bother him!
**[18:50] ---**
I see!
**[18:51] ---**
That makes sense.
**[18:52] ---**
C'mon...
**[18:55] ---**
Is it okay for me to cry?!
**[18:57] ---**
But who else could do it?
**[18:59] ---**
Everyone in our class already has a role...
**[19:04] ---**
To go... or not to go? That is the question!
**[19:08] ---**
But... But...
**[19:11] ---**
Natsumi, how about your
little brother, Fuyuki-kun?
**[19:14] ---**
That would work!
**[19:15] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[19:16] ---**
That shy dork could never do it.
**[19:21] ---**
Then I'll do it, Natsumi-san!
**[19:24] ---**
Koyuki-chan?!
**[19:25] ---**
B-But then who's going to operate the lights?
**[19:28] ---**
I'll have a friend do that in my stead!
**[19:34] ---**
This is my friend, Doronuma-kun.
**[19:37] ---**
I... I would be happy to assist with lights!
**[19:41] ---**
Let's put on a good show,
**[19:43] ---**
right, Natsumi-san?
**[19:45] ---**
H-Hey...
**[19:47] ---**
I see! Koyuki-chan could
certainly look the part.
**[19:51] ---**
Yeah! This could work out!
**[19:54] ---**
Azumaya Koyuki co-starring with Natsumi?!
**[19:57] ---**
O, Koyuki-chan,
wherefore art thou, Koyuki-chan?
**[20:01] ---**
Wipe thy tears away, Natsumi-san.
Thou lookest cuter with a smile.
**[20:07] ---**
Wait a second!
**[20:14] ---**
I'm going to play that role.
**[20:19] ---**
Why?
**[20:20] ---**
Hey, what are you doing, Giroro?
***SIGN*** 2-A Performance Romeo and Juliet Final Script 2-A Giroyama Romeo
**[20:23] ---**
I am Giroyama Romeo.
**[20:25] ---**
I read the script, so trust me, Natsumi.
**[20:28] ---**
I've memorized all the lines.
**[20:33] ---**
Come with me!
**[20:35] ---**
See you later!
**[20:36] ---**
G-Giroyama Romeo?
**[20:39] ---**
Hey! Where are we going?
**[20:41] ---**
You need to be fitted for a costume!
**[20:42] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Costume Fitting Natsumi Performing Together
***SIGN*** Marriage Enemies Love One Night
***SIGN*** Marriage Enemies Love One Night
**[20:47] ---**
With Natsumi... With Natsumi...
**[20:50] ---**
With Natsumi... With Natsumi...
**[20:54] ---**
With Natsumi!
**[21:05] ---**
We're late after cleaning up...
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy 2nd-year Class A Performance
**[21:07] ---**
...but even if we miss the first part,
we'll still see all of Sis's performance!
**[21:11] ---**
Right!
**[21:12] ---**
You're doing well, Giroro!
**[21:14] ---**
Keep it up!
**[21:22] ---**
Do your best!
**[21:25] ---**
Romeo!
**[21:29] ---**
Wherefore art thou Romeo?!
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy 2nd-year Class A Performance
**[21:33] ---**
So Giroro played Juliet.
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
**[23:07] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:09] ---**
Once in a while, Shurara attacks me.
**[23:12] ---**
Even though I can't think of anyone who'd
have a grudge against me! It's a real pain!
**[23:15] ---**
Maybe he's mistakenly targeting me,
thinking I'm Kululu? That aside...
**[23:21] ---**
"Robobo: Operation Mechanization, Sir!"
**[23:25] ---**
"Tamama: Dense Note, Sir!"
**[23:28] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!