# E160 - Momoka: The Best Mother's Day, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVPNM5/momoka-the-best-mothers-day-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:31] ---**
This is Nishizawa Baio's office, in Scotland.
**[01:40] ---**
It's me.
**[01:41] ---**
This is 0007.
**[01:43] ---**
The target will be heading to Japan.
**[01:45] ---**
What? To Japan?!
**[01:47] ---**
Do you wish me to keep foll—
**[01:50] ---**
What's wrong? 0007!
**[01:57] ---**
Curse you...
**[01:59] ---**
Do you plan to head straight for Momoka?!
**[02:04] ---**
Momoka: The Greatest Mother's Day, Sir!
**[02:18] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Sergeant
***SIGN*** Private
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Family Home
Full Panoramic View
***SIGN*** Bird's-Eye View
**[02:21] ---**
So vast!
**[02:22] ---**
It's absolutely vast, sir!
**[02:24] ---**
It goes way, way further back
than you can even see, sir!
**[02:28] ---**
Why is Lady Momoka's house
this vast, again?
**[02:31] ---**
Huh? Why?
**[02:33] ---**
That is because Momocchi's dad is
**[02:35] ---**
so rich, he owns half of
Pekopon's economy.
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Group
**[02:40] ---**
Yes, that's it, that's it!
**[02:41] ---**
Doesn't that mean that if we
invade the Nishizawa family,
**[02:44] ---**
we'll pretty much have
obtained half of Pekopon?
**[02:48] ---**
And so...
**[02:50] ---**
From here... to here...
**[02:52] ---**
...is my land!
***SIGN*** Invasion Complete
**[02:54] ---**
Whaa?
**[02:55] ---**
Then I will...
**[02:56] ---**
...go from heeeeere...
**[02:59] ---**
...to heeeeeeeeeeeeere...
***SIGN*** My land...
**[03:03] ---**
I'll take this much!
**[03:05] ---**
It's bigger than my land.
**[03:07] ---**
In that case...
**[03:09] ---**
...I'll invade more, sir!
**[03:12] ---**
Ahh, Mr. Sergeant, that is not fair!
**[03:20] ---**
Umm...
**[03:22] ---**
It looks like you're kinda
in the middle of something...
**[03:25] ---**
Are you sure I'm not in the way?
**[03:27] ---**
Oh, not at all, don't be silly!
**[03:30] ---**
Master Fuyuki.
**[03:31] ---**
They just happen to be doing some training.
**[03:34] ---**
Please, do not pay them any mind.
**[03:36] ---**
Is that so?
**[03:39] ---**
So? What did you want to talk about?
**[03:41] ---**
U-Um, that's... er...
**[03:45] ---**
This is very sudden,
but I have a question for you!
***SIGN*** Question!
***SIGN*** Sasanqua camellia
**[03:50] ---**
How do you read this kanji, please?
**[03:53] ---**
This. Come on.
**[03:55] ---**
Yama-cha-ka...?
**[03:57] ---**
That doesn't seem right... Umm...
**[04:06] ---**
What...?
**[04:09] ---**
Japan has changed quite considerably
in such a short time.
**[04:13] ---**
However, the relaxed atmosphere
is present as ever.
**[04:17] ---**
And now we just need to buy the meat...
**[04:19] ---**
Yes!
**[04:28] ---**
Koyuki-chan, what was that?
**[04:29] ---**
Who in the world?
**[04:31] ---**
Don't move.
**[04:34] ---**
A shinobi?
**[04:36] ---**
My apologies. The way you were carrying
yourself was exceptionally unusual.
**[04:40] ---**
I felt the need to test you.
**[04:42] ---**
Let us find another opportunity
to exchange blows.
**[04:45] ---**
Goodbye.
**[04:50] ---**
Ahh... That surprised me...
**[04:52] ---**
Who was that?
**[04:54] ---**
What monumental bloodlust...
**[04:59] ---**
A level-1 red alert would normally never happen
unless there's a war or something.
**[05:04] ---**
Isn't it because Momoka-sama's
school friend is present?
**[05:08] ---**
As long as we're here, we can take care
of any problem, no matter how trivial.
**[05:14] ---**
In any event, any sneak thief who
thinks about coming in here...
**[05:21] ---**
Sagato?! Hey!
**[05:24] ---**
You...!
**[05:26] ---**
Specialized rubber bullet for riot control!
**[05:30] ---**
What?!
**[05:33] ---**
What, you want to play catch?
**[05:37] ---**
Yama... yama...
**[05:39] ---**
Ahh, I don't get it!
**[05:43] ---**
Huh? What's that?!
**[05:44] ---**
The sound for the time limit.
***SIGN*** Sasanqua camellia
**[05:47] ---**
The answer is "sazanka."
***SIGN*** Sazanka
Sasanqua camellia
**[05:49] ---**
Ahh... so that's it, it's "sazanka"...
**[05:53] ---**
Well, let's make some coffee for you.
**[05:56] ---**
It'll be ready in one more hour exactly.
**[06:05] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
Tama tama tama tama!
**[06:12] ---**
Oh, crap!
**[06:14] ---**
Our invasion activities
have been detected, sir!
**[06:17] ---**
Awww...
**[06:18] ---**
This way! Hurry!
**[06:23] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I was cocky!
I was making myself feel big!
**[06:23] ---**
Please! Please just spare me!
I do not care about him! Please just spare me!
**[06:31] ---**
This is...
**[06:38] ---**
I wonder what that could be?
**[06:40] ---**
I think something's happened
at Nishizawa-san's house!
**[06:43] ---**
Oh no! Fuyuki's over there
visiting right now, you know?
**[06:47] ---**
Signal from Area 28.
**[06:49] ---**
Show it.
**[06:53] ---**
Who on Earth is that?
**[06:55] ---**
Momocchi!
**[06:56] ---**
What was that alarm?
**[06:59] ---**
I had just set Master Fuyuki
a little kanji-reading quiz.
**[07:03] ---**
That alarm was the buzzer for
running out of time to answer.
**[07:08] ---**
But... the guards were all running around...
**[07:12] ---**
Hmm... They seemed to be
pretty serious, and...
**[07:14] ---**
They are training.
**[07:16] ---**
Ah... I see...
**[07:20] ---**
This is... a water drip!
**[07:22] ---**
Also known as a Dutch coffee! Oh my, sir!
**[07:25] ---**
We have some time until
the water drip finishes,
**[07:28] ---**
so here is the next question.
***SIGN*** Taraxacum
**[07:31] ---**
How do you read this kanji?
**[07:34] ---**
Huh? Gama... kou...
**[07:37] ---**
Gero geeero!
**[07:38] ---**
Not Aozora...
**[07:41] ---**
Let's have Fuyuki-kun think
about this once more.
**[07:45] ---**
Don't let 'er through!
**[07:50] ---**
Absurd! You think this is enough...
**[07:53] ---**
...to stop me?!
**[08:01] ---**
Hurry! This is our one and
only chance to capture her!
**[08:05] ---**
Of course, they're flying at
three times the normal speed!
**[08:14] ---**
D-Darn it! You watch!
**[08:17] ---**
I'll put you to sleep with
this tranquilizer gun!
**[08:22] ---**
Why don't you take a lie down?
***SIGN*** Taraxacum
**[08:29] ---**
I feel like I've seen it
somewhere before, but...
**[08:32] ---**
Do your best, Fukki!
**[08:34] ---**
The right answer, by the way,
is "tanpopo" (dandelion)!
**[08:39] ---**
Level 2 has been breached?
**[08:42] ---**
Understood.
**[08:43] ---**
Paul...
**[08:44] ---**
There is no need for concern.
**[08:45] ---**
We have impregnable defenses
reaching up to Level 5.
**[08:48] ---**
But... you know who we're up against...
**[08:50] ---**
Defenses up to Level 5?
What do you mean?
**[08:55] ---**
I've been thinking something's
a bit weird for a while.
**[08:58] ---**
Trying to buy time with
difficult questions...
**[09:01] ---**
Nishizawa-san, you're strange today.
**[09:05] ---**
I'm sorry, Fuyuki-kun...
**[09:09] ---**
The Level 2 line of defense
has been wiped out!
**[09:11] ---**
We need medical attention! Hurry!
**[09:13] ---**
This is Level 3, Mesa Team!
It's no good! We don't stand a chance!
**[09:17] ---**
The intruder is heading for
the main mansion building!
**[09:20] ---**
It sounds like there's real trouble going on.
**[09:23] ---**
I wonder if Fuyuki and the
others will be okay...
**[09:25] ---**
I'll stop that intruder in his tracks.
**[09:28] ---**
In the meantime, you focus on
getting Fuyuki out of there.
**[09:35] ---**
What?!
**[09:37] ---**
If you've got some kind of problem,
talk to me about it!
**[09:41] ---**
We're friends!
**[09:43] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[09:46] ---**
H-He's fast! Far too fast!
**[09:55] ---**
Darn you!
**[09:59] ---**
Okay.
**[10:01] ---**
I'll tell you everything.
**[10:04] ---**
Nishizawa-san...
**[10:06] ---**
Oh, dear! Giroro-dono!
**[10:08] ---**
You are fighting a Pekoponian!
**[10:10] ---**
Out of my way, Dororo!
**[10:12] ---**
There!!
**[10:21] ---**
Did I get him?!
**[10:23] ---**
My mother is coming to see me today.
**[10:25] ---**
Your mother?
**[10:28] ---**
Wow!
**[10:29] ---**
Gone!
**[10:30] ---**
Tch... I'm not done yet!
**[10:33] ---**
Giroro-dono!
**[10:34] ---**
I cannot allow you to continue!
**[10:36] ---**
Stop it... Let go!
**[10:40] ---**
Whaaaa?!
**[10:46] ---**
This is Momoka-chan's mother,
**[10:49] ---**
Nishizawa Ouka herself!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Ouka
**[10:59] ---**
To all members of the bodyguard.
The intruder is known to be Madam Ouka.
**[11:04] ---**
Do everything in your power
to block her advance!
**[11:07] ---**
Holding back is not necessary!
This is an order from Madam herself.
**[11:11] ---**
I repeat! Lenience is not necessary!
**[11:14] ---**
Hey, what's going on?
**[11:15] ---**
Talking about blocking her and
holding back not being necessary...
**[11:18] ---**
Well, that's...
**[11:19] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[11:21] ---**
Sis!
**[11:22] ---**
I'm here to assist!
**[11:24] ---**
Mochi-course!
**[11:25] ---**
What on Earth is going on?
**[11:27] ---**
Lady Momoka's honorable mother
is coming, you see, ma'am.
**[11:30] ---**
Yes... and she's breaking through the
whole of the Nishizawas' defense network!
**[11:37] ---**
Nishizawa-san,
**[11:38] ---**
would you mind talking to us about it?
**[11:42] ---**
My mother is... a martial artist.
**[11:46] ---**
A martial artist?!
**[11:47] ---**
Ohh, now that you mention it,
**[11:49] ---**
Mr. Baio Dad was a
martial artist, too, right?
**[11:54] ---**
Although Madam Ouka is a noblewoman
of the Nishizawa family,
**[11:59] ---**
she has walked the path of a street fighter!
**[12:02] ---**
Dosukoi!
***SIGN*** Dosukoi
**[12:06] ---**
Chanko!
***SIGN*** My humble self
***SIGN*** Madam
***SIGN*** The Master
**[12:11] ---**
Madam once spent day in and day out
street fighting,
**[12:14] ---**
and it was through this that she
met me and the Master Baio-sama.
**[12:19] ---**
The two very quickly fell in love,
**[12:27] ---**
and were united in marriage.
**[12:30] ---**
And Momoka-sama was born.
**[12:34] ---**
Momoka!
***SIGN*** Gloves
***SIGN*** Dress
**[12:43] ---**
Ohh, so you want them both, Momoka!
**[12:46] ---**
Momoka is so amazing, isn't she?
**[12:48] ---**
And...
**[12:50] ---**
I humbly accepted responsibility
for raising Momoka-sama,
**[12:53] ---**
and Baio-sama and Ouka-sama traveled
**[12:57] ---**
to reach their zeniths in
business and martial arts.
**[13:01] ---**
See you soon!
**[13:03] ---**
Kero...
**[13:04] ---**
My mother returns from time to time
to check that I'm being kept safe.
**[13:09] ---**
Check that you're being kept safe?
**[13:11] ---**
Essentially, she herself becomes an intruder,
**[13:15] ---**
in order to test whether Milady's
defense network is effective.
**[13:20] ---**
So she risks her own body to
check her daughter's safety!
**[13:24] ---**
How moving!
**[13:26] ---**
I-Is it?
**[13:29] ---**
This water drip will be
finished in another hour.
**[13:33] ---**
If Mother reaches here before then,
**[13:36] ---**
the defense will be judged a failure.
**[13:38] ---**
If it fails...
**[13:40] ---**
...I and the rest of the
guard will all be fired.
**[13:44] ---**
Whether Master Tamama would still have
a place here, too, I cannot say...
**[13:46] ---**
Whaaat?! No way!
**[13:52] ---**
These are the super-elites of
Momoka's personal bodyguard,
**[13:55] ---**
the street-fighting-style
hand-to-hand combat team!
**[13:57] ---**
Wife or Madam or whatever,
**[14:00] ---**
basically, we just have to
fight her and win, right?
**[14:03] ---**
There'll be big bonuses for this job!
**[14:06] ---**
As strong as she claims
to be, she is still one.
**[14:10] ---**
There is a limit to what she can do.
**[14:11] ---**
Are you experts in street fighting?
**[14:15] ---**
You look like you might be able
to put up a bit of resistance.
**[14:19] ---**
How's this?!
**[14:22] ---**
The swift and sharp arm extensions
of the strange monk I fought in India
**[14:26] ---**
were nothing like so tame!
**[14:28] ---**
Yoga!
***SIGN*** Staaare...
**[14:31] ---**
What's the matter? You think
you can just turtle there?
**[14:34] ---**
Even in hairstyle, you are
a far cry from that soldier.
**[14:40] ---**
I can't take any more!
**[14:42] ---**
Soni—!
**[14:48] ---**
In an underground arena in Russia,
**[14:50] ---**
I fought a man whose grabs
were as inescapable as a cyclone!
**[14:53] ---**
You do not compare!
**[14:56] ---**
Die!
**[14:57] ---**
You shallow imitations!
***SIGN*** Ouka Wins
**[14:59] ---**
Ouka wins!
**[15:01] ---**
Sh-She's strong...
**[15:02] ---**
Is this what someone who's mastered
street fighting is like?
**[15:06] ---**
Hmph. All bark and no bite.
**[15:09] ---**
You're all fired.
**[15:11] ---**
Level 4 has been obliterated!
**[15:16] ---**
It looks like it is time for my turn.
**[15:19] ---**
My fighter's blood is
rushing with excitement!
**[15:21] ---**
Tamama... I will accompany you, sir!
**[15:24] ---**
Bonuses if I win... zaku zaku... gouf gouf...
**[15:30] ---**
What on Earth is happening with
the defense of this mansion?
**[15:34] ---**
I cannot leave Momoka in such conditions.
**[15:36] ---**
It looks like you have
become yet stronger, Madam.
**[15:42] ---**
Paul...
**[15:43] ---**
However... I cannot permit intruders in
this house, and you are no exception.
**[15:50] ---**
It is my duty to protect
Momoka-sama at all costs.
**[15:55] ---**
Yes... The man standing before you...
**[15:58] ---**
...is Level 5!
***SIGN*** Paul, his butler seal broken
**[16:02] ---**
This is Paul, his butler seal broken!
**[16:06] ---**
Master Paul!
**[16:07] ---**
Hyeeeeh!
**[16:09] ---**
Are we... in the wrong program?!
**[16:12] ---**
Activate Custom Combo!! Here I come!
**[16:17] ---**
Shippuu:
***SIGN*** Shippuu Jin'aikyaku (Butler Wind: Benevolence Kick)
**[16:19] ---**
Jin'aikyaku!!
**[16:24] ---**
She vanished!
**[16:26] ---**
You execute your attacks
better than you used to.
**[16:28] ---**
However...
**[16:29] ---**
...they are slower and leave you
more vulnerable than ever!
**[16:32] ---**
Don't tell me... she attacked from
outside Shippuu Jin'aikyaku's hitbox?!
***SIGN*** Ousanraku (Cherry Blossom Scatter Fall)
**[16:37] ---**
Ousanraku!
**[16:40] ---**
How could I forget the range of
Ouka-sama's breathtaking air throw?
**[16:45] ---**
I... was careless...
**[16:50] ---**
Dear me. So even you have
become dulled by peacetime.
**[16:53] ---**
It seems this country is severely lacking
in people possessing a sense of crisis.
**[16:57] ---**
Th-These guys are no joke!
**[17:01] ---**
E-Exterminating monsters is
not in my job description!
**[17:04] ---**
Is it you two? I did hear rumors
of Momoka keeping *pets*...
**[17:08] ---**
Hey, you! Scumbag!
**[17:10] ---**
Who the heck you callin' a pet?!
**[17:12] ---**
It's two-on-one!
Fair's fair, don't ya think?!
**[17:16] ---**
Amusing!
***SIGN*** Hunt
**[17:18] ---**
Yes'm! Termite #1 here! It is my honor
to be kept as a pet, ma'am!
**[17:21] ---**
Yes'm! Yes'm! Termite #2 here, ma'am!
**[17:27] ---**
Nishizawa-san.
**[17:29] ---**
I think I can stall your mother
for just a little while.
**[17:35] ---**
Yes. It'd be ridiculous for Paul-san
and the others to get fired over this.
**[17:40] ---**
Let's all do our best!
**[17:43] ---**
You guys...
**[17:46] ---**
Well, good luck.
**[17:53] ---**
Wh-What is this pressure?!
**[17:55] ---**
What is this oppressive power?!
I can't move my body!
**[17:59] ---**
Such bloodlust...!
**[18:00] ---**
Is this the person I met in the city?!
**[18:05] ---**
I met you earlier. So you know Momoka?
**[18:10] ---**
Mother!
**[18:12] ---**
I guess it'll be done any moment.
**[18:16] ---**
Mother...
**[18:18] ---**
Are you going to be firing Paul
and the rest of the guard?
**[18:22] ---**
That was the promise.
**[18:23] ---**
Stop it!
**[18:25] ---**
Who are you?
**[18:27] ---**
Ah... um... he...
**[18:30] ---**
N-Nice to meet you!
**[18:33] ---**
I'm Nishizawa Momoka-san's friend,
**[18:35] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki.
**[18:38] ---**
Y-Y-Yes, he is, mothe—
**[18:51] ---**
I see.
**[18:53] ---**
So this boy is the final line of defense?
**[18:57] ---**
I can hardly raise a finger
against a friend of Momoka's.
**[19:02] ---**
And you're out of time.
**[19:07] ---**
Mother...
**[19:10] ---**
The mass firing is off.
**[19:11] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[19:23] ---**
You've grown a little, haven't you?
About three centimeters.
**[19:26] ---**
It's 2.7 centimeters.
**[19:29] ---**
I see.
**[19:31] ---**
Though your reach
is not a millimeter different.
**[19:34] ---**
Have you been keeping well, Mother?
**[19:37] ---**
I'm not frail, you know.
**[19:40] ---**
What an unusual mother and child!
**[19:44] ---**
I'll have some of that
coffee next time, Momoka.
**[19:47] ---**
W-Wait, Mother!
**[19:55] ---**
I didn't want it to get in
the way of your martial arts,
**[19:58] ---**
so I only got you one, but...
**[20:06] ---**
Yes'm! Yes'm! Thank you, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Happy Mother's Day, Mom!
**[20:16] ---**
Mom, thanks for everything!
**[20:19] ---**
They really were an unusual
parent and child, weren't they?
**[20:22] ---**
But...
**[20:23] ---**
...Nishizawa-san's mother's face
when she was given that carnation...
**[20:28] ---**
...really made me feel she's her mother!
**[20:35] ---**
I am truly ashamed of myself.
**[20:38] ---**
The only saving grace is that you were able
to introduce Master Fuyuki to Ouka-sama.
**[20:44] ---**
Milady, don't tell me you—
**[20:45] ---**
Hey, hey, Paul, you really gotta ask?
**[20:50] ---**
I am my mother's child!
**[20:58] ---**
Hey! Ouka!
**[21:01] ---**
Baio!
**[21:02] ---**
The least you could do is show
your face once in a while!
**[21:05] ---**
Jump on! We can talk while I take you back.
**[21:09] ---**
I refuse. It will get in
the way of my training.
**[21:11] ---**
Hey, don't be like that...
**[21:16] ---**
Honestly...
**[21:17] ---**
I don't understand why you can't
be more honest with yourself!
**[21:22] ---**
Mother's Day, huh...
**[21:25] ---**
There are all kinds of parents in this world.
**[21:29] ---**
But whatever form they take,
**[21:31] ---**
having parents is a wonderful thing.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
There are all kinds of opposites, but
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Earth is round and rolls easily.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Wa-ha-ha!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
wa-ha-ha
***SIGN*** Click!
***SIGN*** Street Art Putata
**[23:07] ---**
It is Dororo.
***SIGN*** Enigmatic Puppetmaster Keronian Mekeke
**[23:08] ---**
It seems that on Keron,
**[23:10] ---**
there is a dark organization known as the
Oshigotonin who resolve their clients' grudges.
**[23:14] ---**
Their identity is shrouded in mystery, and
they are said to be hiding amongst the public.
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:21] ---**
...Wait, don't try to hire them as
revenge for your trauma, Dororo-kun!
**[23:25] ---**
"Putata & Mekeke:
Hissatsu Oshigotonin, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Putaputaputaputa.... Mekemekemekemeke...
***SIGN*** Resonance
**[23:29] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!