# E320 - Natsumi: My Ideal Invader, Sir! / Pururu: June Bride, Sir?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN2D89/natsumi-my-ideal-invader-sir--pururu-june-bride-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
Do you normally find yourself
judging things by their appearances?
**[01:41] ---**
We got our invasion operation
prevented again this week, sir.
***SIGN*** Sushi
**[01:46] ---**
It won't be any different next week
or the week after that.
**[01:52] ---**
There's no way I'm going
to let Earth be invaded.
**[01:55] ---**
Not by invaders like you!
**[01:59] ---**
They look ridiculous!
**[02:02] ---**
Invaders... like us?
**[02:09] ---**
Natsumi: My Ideal Invader, Sir!
**[02:17] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[02:18] ---**
You've forgotten your house duty!
**[02:22] ---**
He's not here?
**[02:23] ---**
Honestly...
**[02:28] ---**
Wh-What... what's going on all of a sudden?!
**[02:36] ---**
Who are you?!
**[02:38] ---**
Hello.
**[02:42] ---**
Pekoponian girl.
**[02:43] ---**
Peko...pon...
**[02:45] ---**
So... you guys are... aliens?
**[02:48] ---**
Yes.
**[02:50] ---**
Shun.
**[02:53] ---**
Makoto.
**[02:56] ---**
Reiji.
**[02:59] ---**
Ryuusei.
**[03:02] ---**
And I am Akira.
**[03:08] ---**
We are singing, dancing idol invaders
from a distant planet.
***SIGN*** Operation Maru-Otsu
**[03:12] ---**
Operation Maru-Otsu.
**[03:14] ---**
We're going to invade Pekopon.
**[03:19] ---**
You must be joking!
**[03:21] ---**
We're beset by other invaders already!
**[03:24] ---**
We can't allow Earth to be invaded any—
**[03:29] ---**
What's this... weird feeling?
**[03:32] ---**
If these were the stupid frogs...
**[03:37] ---**
...I'd do whatever it takes to
make sure they didn't invade.
**[03:42] ---**
But this kind of messes with me...
**[03:44] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[03:46] ---**
Yes!
**[03:48] ---**
The identities of the idol invaders
are the Keroro Platoon!
**[03:52] ---**
Foolish Pekoponian.
**[03:54] ---**
Completely failing to realize that
this operation was set up by us!
**[03:58] ---**
Or, like, joyful prospects?
**[04:01] ---**
It is really working on Natsumi!
**[04:05] ---**
But are you sure this is going to be okay?
**[04:06] ---**
A strategy that relies solely on appearances.
**[04:10] ---**
This Invasion Substitute System uses
freely-controllable Pekoponian-form androids.
**[04:17] ---**
I used my research data to create invaders
that I thought Pekoponian girls would like.
**[04:22] ---**
However, I do wonder if it is acceptable
to invade in such a manner...
**[04:26] ---**
Non-non-non-non.
**[04:28] ---**
Remember now.
**[04:29] ---**
There's no way I'm going
to let Earth be invaded.
**[04:33] ---**
Not by invaders like you!
**[04:36] ---**
In other words, if it's not invaders like us...
**[04:40] ---**
Okay!
**[04:40] ---**
...it means we'll be allowed to invade, sir.
**[04:44] ---**
Please, go ahead and invade, guys!
**[04:47] ---**
...is what she should say!
**[04:49] ---**
I don't think that's quite how it works.
**[04:52] ---**
Now... our battle is at hand,
Natsumigeddon, ma'am!
**[05:01] ---**
Yep. Perfect.
**[05:02] ---**
What is?
**[05:04] ---**
Ah! You're very used to this!
**[05:07] ---**
It's standard for singing, dancing idols
to be able to do chores nowadays.
**[05:13] ---**
Sis...
**[05:16] ---**
These guys are invaders, aren't they?
**[05:18] ---**
Why are they doing chores?
**[05:20] ---**
When I served tea for them just now,
**[05:22] ---**
they just insisted on helping!
**[05:25] ---**
Well, they don't seem like
bad people, after all.
**[05:28] ---**
And we can't just kick them out, can we?
**[05:31] ---**
And the stupid frog's hopped off somewhere
and ditched his duties for the time being, so...
**[05:35] ---**
...this is a real help! ♪
**[05:38] ---**
I wonder where Sarge went...
**[05:47] ---**
So, Reiji-san, you like military stuff!
**[05:50] ---**
Ahh... well... I am an invader, after all.
**[05:53] ---**
That's really something!
**[05:55] ---**
I don't know much about that kind of thing...
it really makes me respect you!
**[06:00] ---**
R-R-R-Respect...?
**[06:02] ---**
I baked some cookies for you
as thanks for helping out.
**[06:05] ---**
Please come in and have some!
**[06:08] ---**
I'm amazed, though.
**[06:09] ---**
Shun-san really likes his cookies.
**[06:13] ---**
Seeing him enjoying them that
much makes it worth making them!
**[06:18] ---**
Wh-What is this... out-of-place feeling?
**[06:22] ---**
And you, Ryuusei-san.
***SIGN*** Retort-pouch Curry
**[06:24] ---**
If you're in there too long,
you'll start to feel dizzy.
**[06:28] ---**
Wh—
**[06:30] ---**
N-No reaction?!
**[06:35] ---**
Um... uh... I'm just...
**[06:37] ---**
That's amazing.
**[06:39] ---**
I'm all thumbs, so I can't make things
like Gundam models very well.
**[06:43] ---**
It's... really nothing
when you're used to it.
**[06:47] ---**
Wh-What's going on, sir?!
**[06:50] ---**
Makoto-san!
**[06:52] ---**
Don't hide over there.
**[06:53] ---**
Why don't you have some cookies
with everyone else?
**[06:55] ---**
Huh?
**[06:57] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:58] ---**
She noticed me!
**[07:06] ---**
What is going on, sir?!
**[07:09] ---**
We're not doing anything different from usual,
**[07:11] ---**
but she's not getting in our way!
**[07:12] ---**
But it looks like it's going well!
**[07:15] ---**
Natsumi... said she respects me...
**[07:19] ---**
Simply changing my appearance has such
a difference on the impression...
**[07:22] ---**
I... I want a *reaction!*
**[07:25] ---**
It does feel a bit wrong, sir, but...
**[07:28] ---**
Anyway, we'll make our next move
and see how it plays out, sir.
**[07:31] ---**
Yeah!
**[07:39] ---**
What's the matter, everyone?
**[07:42] ---**
Natsumi-chan.
**[07:44] ---**
We just had a message from our manager.
**[07:46] ---**
He got caught by some kind of
"Rare Beast Hunter" on Pekopon,
**[07:50] ---**
and he's apparently being
challenged to a marathon.
**[07:52] ---**
And he doesn't know when it'll be over.
**[07:56] ---**
We don't know where we can
stay tonight without our manager.
***SIGN*** Breath-Holding Challenge
***SIGN*** Black Ink
Wasabi
Durian
>>Curry<<
Dirty Water
Tamama's Farts
Milk
**[08:00] ---**
Come on... hurry up and
give me a reaction!
**[08:03] ---**
I guess we'll just have to sleep outdoors.
**[08:06] ---**
Umm...
**[08:08] ---**
If you don't have anywhere to stay,
**[08:11] ---**
there's no one staying here tonight,
**[08:13] ---**
so you can just use the place
however you want.
**[08:16] ---**
They're all here.
**[08:18] ---**
Well...
**[08:19] ---**
But... I think it would
be unfair to the owners...
**[08:23] ---**
They're just freeloading here.
**[08:25] ---**
You don't have to hold back for them.
**[08:29] ---**
Hold on a minute, Natsumi!
**[08:31] ---**
It doesn't make sense
that there's no one here!
**[08:33] ---**
Aren't you worried about them?!
**[08:36] ---**
They've been with you
all this time, haven't they?!
**[08:39] ---**
Don't you miss them?!
**[08:41] ---**
Natsumi!
**[08:48] ---**
You're kind, Reiji-san.
**[08:52] ---**
It's okay.
**[08:53] ---**
They'll just hop right back like always.
**[08:56] ---**
They're just cooking up some
stupid invasion plan, like always.
**[09:01] ---**
Stupid...
**[09:02] ---**
It's obvious.
**[09:04] ---**
I'd be much happier if
you guys used the place!
**[09:08] ---**
Or, like, wasteless usage?
**[09:10] ---**
It's a higher-than-expected
girl-reaction from Natsumi-san!
**[09:13] ---**
Could this... Could it really be...
**[09:17] ---**
Calm. Calm.
**[09:19] ---**
There's no way her attitude can be this
different based only on our appearances.
**[09:24] ---**
I need confirmation... right now!
**[09:27] ---**
Of Natsumi's true thoughts!
**[09:32] ---**
Reiji-san!
**[09:33] ---**
What's wrong, Reiji?!
**[09:35] ---**
Y-You can't...
**[09:36] ---**
It's not time yet, Reiji-san!
**[09:39] ---**
Natsumi!
**[09:40] ---**
Yes?
**[09:41] ---**
As my first step in conquering Pekopon...
**[09:44] ---**
...I will start by invading you!
**[09:56] ---**
He finally...
**[09:57] ---**
...said it, sir...
**[09:59] ---**
Nin...
**[10:07] ---**
Okay, then.
**[10:10] ---**
You're the kind of invaders...
***SIGN*** Love An Invasion With Love Will Save The Earth
***SIGN*** Shoten An Invasion With Love Will Save The Earth
***SIGN*** An Invasion With Love Will Save The Earth
**[10:25] ---**
...I maybe wouldn't mind being
invaded a little bit by?
***SIGN*** Invasion Okay
***SIGN*** B
***SIGN*** U
***SIGN*** T
***SIGN*** Invasion Okay
***SIGN*** BUT ONLY if he's hot
**[10:33] ---**
No, I don't think that's how
Natsumi-chan meant it...
**[10:40] ---**
Akira-san?
**[10:42] ---**
Screw you!
**[10:46] ---**
S-Stupid frog?!
**[10:48] ---**
You've always gotten in the
way of our invasions!
**[10:53] ---**
How can you allow an
invasion in just one day?!
**[10:58] ---**
We trusted you...
**[11:01] ---**
Is it how I look?! Is it how I look?!
**[11:03] ---**
Is it?!
**[11:04] ---**
I see...
**[11:05] ---**
Gero.
**[11:06] ---**
So this is what you were doing
slacking off your house chores all day...
**[11:12] ---**
But don't worry, stupid frog.
**[11:15] ---**
I'll show you the reason I'm called
Earth's last line of defense!
**[11:31] ---**
And so, their operation, which came closer
than any other before it to success,
**[11:35] ---**
scattered away like a beautifully
glinting shooting star.
**[11:41] ---**
Excuse me. What's your occupation?
**[11:43] ---**
I'm Chi—
**[11:46] ---**
I am a nurse.
**[11:47] ---**
What do you do on your days off?
**[11:51] ---**
I'm so busy with work
that I rarely get a break like that.
**[11:55] ---**
I made the right choice coming today.
**[11:57] ---**
I'm so lucky to have been able to meet
such a wonderful woman as yourself.
**[12:02] ---**
Flattery won't get you anywhere, I'm afraid!
**[12:04] ---**
Pururu-chan, what are you playing at?
**[12:10] ---**
Pururu: June Bride, Sir?!
**[12:15] ---**
June Brides.
**[12:17] ---**
They say that getting married in June
brings you happiness.
**[12:20] ---**
Or, like, lovey-dovey for Uncle?
***SIGN*** The 999th Marriage Meet Party
***SIGN*** Marriage Meet Party Hall
**[12:26] ---**
They often say that June brides
will find happiness.
***SIGN*** The 999th Marriage Meet Party
**[12:29] ---**
I will be praying that as many of you here
as possible are able to grasp happiness!
**[12:36] ---**
Keroro-kun said he wanted to look into this
"marriage hunting" that's popular on Pekopon right now.
**[12:40] ---**
That's why I came to this party... But...
***SIGN*** Marriage Hunting
**[12:43] ---**
Marriage hunting is...
**[12:44] ---**
...apparently what they call trying to
meet other people so that you can get married.
**[12:50] ---**
I hope you're watching, Keroro-kun.
**[12:52] ---**
They're getting started, sir.
**[12:54] ---**
Go for it, old lady!
**[12:56] ---**
Or like, fighting alone?
**[12:58] ---**
That said, for what reason is Mom-dono here?
**[13:01] ---**
Lady Mom is our adult representative.
**[13:03] ---**
I've asked her to explain things, sir.
**[13:06] ---**
Hello!
**[13:07] ---**
Just out of interest,
**[13:09] ---**
what types of men are...
attractive to Pekoponians?
**[13:12] ---**
Well, let's see...
**[13:13] ---**
Recently, "herbivore men" have been in vogue.
**[13:17] ---**
Gero?
**[13:18] ---**
Herbivore men?
***SIGN*** Herbivores
**[13:21] ---**
I don't think that's what it refers to.
**[13:23] ---**
They're slim, they have their own worlds,
and they're serious and sincere.
**[13:27] ---**
And they're not very proactive towards girls.
**[13:31] ---**
Which means, out of this group,
I'm the most in demand.
***SIGN*** > Herbivoreness
**[13:35] ---**
Sincere, my foot...
**[13:37] ---**
Conversely, the ones who
are proactive towards girls
**[13:39] ---**
are recently being called "carnivores."
**[13:44] ---**
Looks like there's been some movement, sir!
**[13:49] ---**
Nice to meet you!
***SIGN***
**[13:51] ---**
I'm Barimura.
**[13:54] ---**
Uhh... my interests...
**[13:57] ---**
I have a lot of those...
**[13:58] ---**
I could list them for hours on end.
**[14:01] ---**
Yes, speaking of hours on end...
**[14:03] ---**
What is with this guy?
**[14:05] ---**
I get that he's desperate, but...
**[14:07] ---**
...this isn't even getting me any data.
**[14:11] ---**
Click.
***SIGN*** Organizer
**[14:21] ---**
Okay, move on to the next person!
**[14:24] ---**
What just happened?
**[14:27] ---**
I don't really get it,
but he suddenly went flying!
**[14:31] ---**
That is because...
**[14:35] ---**
W-Warrant Officer Bariri and the
Invasion Substitute System?!
**[14:39] ---**
Yes. That Barimura was
Warrant Officer Bariri!
***SIGN*** Barimura = Bariri
**[14:43] ---**
Why is Warrant Officer Bariri there?
**[14:44] ---**
Wasn't the point of this for Chief Nurse Pururu
to look into marriage hunting and monitor her?
**[14:51] ---**
That was just an excuse
to lure Pururu-chan out.
**[14:54] ---**
Actually...
***SIGN*** Grand Operation To Support
Warrant Officer Bariri's Love!!
**[14:57] ---**
It was a grand operation to support
Warrant Officer Bariri's love, sir!
**[15:02] ---**
Lady Mom's role is that,
**[15:04] ---**
when she thinks "Warrant Officer Bariri,
you really screwed up as a man,"
**[15:07] ---**
she's going to press that button, sir.
**[15:10] ---**
When I press this button, you see...
**[15:12] ---**
Click!
**[15:15] ---**
I see!
**[15:16] ---**
So that's why he flew up
into the air just now!
**[15:19] ---**
He's already beyond help
unless we put him through some pain, sir.
**[15:24] ---**
Gosh, everyone.
**[15:26] ---**
I do apologize for displaying
such unseemly conduct.
**[15:29] ---**
I acted like fried prawn without any sauce.
**[15:34] ---**
I think of Pururu-san so much,
**[15:37] ---**
I get stomachaches from all the worry!
**[15:40] ---**
Basically, it was interfering
with his work so much,
**[15:42] ---**
that Keron Army HQ ordered him
to do something about it, nyuuuu.
**[15:47] ---**
So that's it...
**[15:48] ---**
So!
**[15:49] ---**
You have the full cooperation
of the Keroro Platoon, sir!
**[15:55] ---**
Anyway!
**[15:56] ---**
I have to get data on marriage hunting
from as many people as possible!
***SIGN*** The 999th Marriage Meet Party
**[16:00] ---**
Okay, I think I'd like us to move on to
the "free time" portion!
**[16:04] ---**
Go have a chat with whoever
catches your attention!
**[16:13] ---**
They're not very proactive.
**[16:15] ---**
Are these what society calls "herbivore men"?
***SIGN*** Black Scene
***SIGN*** Video Number Two Hundred
**[16:18] ---**
Excuse me!
**[16:20] ---**
I brought you food and something to drink.
***SIGN*** High-Calorie
**[16:24] ---**
Oh... I'm all right at the moment.
***SIGN*** Man A
**[16:28] ---**
What kinds of foods do
you enjoy, Purukawa-san?
**[16:31] ---**
Let me think...
**[16:33] ---**
I think I'd have to say sweet things!
**[16:38] ---**
I *love* sweet things, as well!
**[16:51] ---**
S-S-S-Sorry...
**[16:54] ---**
That's all right. I'm not
going to make a big deal out of it.
**[16:57] ---**
That man is so desperate!
**[16:59] ---**
He's like a carnivore,
but he looks nothing like one.
**[17:03] ---**
Excuse me.
**[17:04] ---**
I would like to talk to
some other people, as well.
**[17:08] ---**
Click!
**[17:17] ---**
He is flailing wildly,
like an all-out Columbus.
**[17:20] ---**
It's nothing new, but this awkwardness
is just painful to sit through...
**[17:24] ---**
Herbivore men, sir!
**[17:27] ---**
Herbivore?
**[17:28] ---**
The herbivore men that
are in fashion right now!
**[17:31] ---**
Pururu-chan should jump at one of those, sir!
**[17:34] ---**
Herbivore men... I see...
**[17:38] ---**
Look at me, Purukawa-san!
**[17:42] ---**
I am... a herbivore!
**[17:44] ---**
Right...
**[17:46] ---**
That is *not* what it means!
**[17:48] ---**
Th-Then...
**[17:50] ---**
You are so very beautiful.
**[17:53] ---**
Yes, like lettuce lined up in a store.
***SIGN*** Lettuce
**[17:57] ---**
Lettuce... Well, yes, that would
make you a herbivore, but...
**[18:02] ---**
Wasn't that...
***SIGN*** Like lettuce
**[18:04] ---**
Umm...
**[18:05] ---**
Bariri-san?
**[18:06] ---**
Yes? What is it?
**[18:10] ---**
I knew it.
**[18:12] ---**
You are Bariri-san.
**[18:14] ---**
No... I...
**[18:16] ---**
Why have you followed me here?!
**[18:18] ---**
Leave me alone!
**[18:20] ---**
Please, don't ever pursue me ever again!
**[18:23] ---**
Click!
**[18:28] ---**
He really is the epitome of a carnivore.
**[18:31] ---**
He just doesn't realize
how voracious he's being.
**[18:41] ---**
Well, let's call the research
done for now, I guess.
**[18:45] ---**
I wonder if I went too far...
**[18:48] ---**
"Ever again"...
**[18:54] ---**
All right, everyone. Carnivore as I am,
I'm going to give up on Pururu-san.
**[18:59] ---**
Like a daikon radish that's absorbed soup stock.
**[19:03] ---**
My stomach...
**[19:04] ---**
Warrant Officer Bariri...
**[19:06] ---**
Hold on a minute.
**[19:08] ---**
You mustn't let it bother you so much.
**[19:12] ---**
Some meat may be difficult to digest,
but so are some vegetables.
**[19:15] ---**
It's just like that.
**[19:17] ---**
Serious feelings are
sometimes hard to digest.
**[19:21] ---**
It has nothing to do with whether
you're a carnivore or a herbivore.
**[19:25] ---**
But if you're serious about how you feel,
**[19:28] ---**
I'm sure she'll be able to digest it someday.
**[19:31] ---**
But first things first.
You need to get your stomach looked at!
**[19:35] ---**
I... I see!
**[19:37] ---**
So that was it!
**[19:38] ---**
It is like a pumpkin growing
before my very eyes!
**[19:42] ---**
You know, the guy who just left
partway through...
**[19:45] ---**
He was suffocating,
**[19:46] ---**
but her having a guy who goes after her with
that much initiative actually makes me jealous.
**[19:50] ---**
There wasn't a single couple
formed today either, was there?
**[19:53] ---**
Such happiness to have someone
who'll actively pursue you.
**[20:07] ---**
A woman's happiness, huh?
**[20:13] ---**
I apologize for all the trouble
I have caused you all.
**[20:17] ---**
I learned something
very important thanks to you.
**[20:19] ---**
Take care, Warrant Officer Bariri.
**[20:22] ---**
Wait!
**[20:23] ---**
Gero?
**[20:27] ---**
Pururu-san...
**[20:29] ---**
Bariri-san... I went too far.
**[20:32] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[20:34] ---**
Uhh...
**[20:36] ---**
So... um...
**[20:38] ---**
I'd... like to...
make it up to you, I guess.
**[20:44] ---**
Would you like to go for dinner
together tonight?!
**[20:47] ---**
Dejiru?!
**[20:56] ---**
Pururu-san.
**[20:58] ---**
Yes...
**[21:00] ---**
I don't feel well in the stomach today,
so dinner would be a bit difficult.
**[21:03] ---**
Let's do it some other time.
***SIGN*** Massive Plot Twist
**[21:08] ---**
Massive plot twist!
**[21:11] ---**
Getting my stomach healed up takes priority.
**[21:13] ---**
It is like glazed carrots!
**[21:17] ---**
Huh? Don't tell me...
**[21:19] ---**
But first things first, you need
to get your stomach looked at!
**[21:24] ---**
...those brief words of Lady Mom's...
**[21:26] ---**
Okay, then. Pururu-san...
and the rest of you... take care!
**[21:35] ---**
A fool! A fool!
**[21:38] ---**
What... was that...
**[21:41] ---**
June brides will find happiness.
**[21:43] ---**
However, the road there can be endlessly long,
and fraught with danger.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
**[23:24] ---**
Life in the past, as I imagine it,
**[23:26] ---**
had no schools or companies,
**[23:28] ---**
and they woke with the sunrise and
slept with the sunset amongst nature.
**[23:31] ---**
It's a wonderful image, but...
**[23:33] ---**
...there are no Gundam models!!
**[23:35] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:36] ---**
Don't call me Kero-chan.
**[23:39] ---**
"Keroro: Learn from the Past, Sir!"
**[23:42] ---**
"Natsumi: Kindness is a Sin, Sir!"
**[23:45] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!