# E263 - Keroro: The Wish-Granting Weevil, Sir! / Keroro: Go For It, Trash Bag, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQMP9Z/keroro-the-wish-granting-weevil-sir--keroro-go-for-it-trash-bag-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:32] ---**
A dream that you'd like to come true someday.
**[01:35] ---**
Do you all have one of those?
**[01:38] ---**
So, like...
***SIGN*** Prevention is Better than Cure for May Disease!!
**[01:40] ---**
...watch out for that May Disease.
**[01:42] ---**
That's all you have to say?!
**[01:43] ---**
Okay, we'll pick up here tomorrow...
**[01:45] ---**
I can't believe you...
**[01:47] ---**
You've kerot mail!
**[01:48] ---**
Okay, okay!
**[01:49] ---**
So what's this, then?
**[01:51] ---**
More nagging from HQ, no doubt.
**[01:54] ---**
Our results have been—
**[01:55] ---**
Gero!
**[01:56] ---**
Wh...
**[01:57] ---**
Wh...
**[01:58] ---**
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
**[02:05] ---**
Keroro: The Wish-Granting Weevil, Sir!
***SIGN*** Currently suffering from heartbreak Apologies for the inconvenience
***SIGN*** No Meetings
***SIGN*** Salesmen
Turned
Away
***SIGN*** Dog
Dog
Dog
Frog
**[02:12] ---**
What is this?
**[02:14] ---**
When did he... build this room?
**[02:22] ---**
His heart has snapped clean in two.
**[02:24] ---**
Could that mail have been an ultimatum?
**[02:27] ---**
Wouldn't surprise me if they told us
to pull out at any moment.
**[02:30] ---**
Awww, what are we going to do?
**[02:32] ---**
We can't do anything while he's like that.
**[02:35] ---**
Oh, no...
**[02:39] ---**
I'm just a loser of the
universe anyway, sir...
**[02:43] ---**
I should have known my place...
**[02:45] ---**
...before dreaming of...
**[02:46] ---**
I'm so... ashamed, sir...
**[02:55] ---**
You there...
**[02:56] ---**
Would y'do anything... if it could
really make your dreams come true?
**[03:00] ---**
I'd do anything.
**[03:01] ---**
Gero?
**[03:02] ---**
If that's really what you think, then I—
**[03:05] ---**
Waaah, wait wait wait!
**[03:07] ---**
I can't believe we let a bug like this in!
**[03:09] ---**
This is no good, sir!
**[03:10] ---**
Wait!
**[03:11] ---**
Gero!
**[03:12] ---**
Gawd, what was all that, eh?!
**[03:13] ---**
Y'coulda killed me, y'know! Cripes alive!
**[03:16] ---**
Gero?
**[03:16] ---**
An' here I am saying I'll make your
dreams come true an' everything!
**[03:20] ---**
Make my dreams come true?
**[03:21] ---**
Sure.
**[03:22] ---**
I'm a weevil who makes dreams come true.
***SIGN*** Weevil
**[03:26] ---**
Weevil.
**[03:27] ---**
If you can complete all the tasks I'll set,
**[03:30] ---**
I'll grant any dream y'want...
**[03:33] ---**
Ugh. Sounds fishy.
**[03:35] ---**
Well, guess it might be a bit much
to ask you to believe me right off.
**[03:40] ---**
But, y'know, you should...
look reality in the face.
**[03:44] ---**
Erk.
**[03:44] ---**
If you're gonna jump yourself into the pit
of despair anyway an' fall an' fall like that,
**[03:48] ---**
y'might as well bet on any possibility.
What've y'got to lose?
**[03:51] ---**
Well? Am I talkin' sense
or am I talkin' sense?
**[03:54] ---**
Ahh, geez!
**[03:55] ---**
You'll pay if you're lying to me, sir!
**[03:58] ---**
So? What do I have to do, then, sir?
**[04:01] ---**
The first task is...
**[04:02] ---**
This.
**[04:07] ---**
Owowowowow! Cripes!
**[04:11] ---**
Gawd, thought I was a goner, I did...
***SIGN*** Polish masculinity
**[04:13] ---**
So anyway, this here's the task.
**[04:15] ---**
Polish... masculinity?
**[04:17] ---**
Sure. Basics of the basics here.
**[04:19] ---**
Hmm... what exactly am I supposed to...
***SIGN*** Masculinity
**[04:22] ---**
Masculinity... masculinity...
**[04:25] ---**
Kind of a suffocating word...
**[04:30] ---**
Aaaaaaahhhh!
**[04:32] ---**
Ahhh, no!!
**[04:34] ---**
Wh-What're you doing, you dumbo?!
**[04:36] ---**
Oh...
**[04:38] ---**
I thought I'd just...
**[04:39] ---**
...polish some masculinity...
**[04:41] ---**
Noooooooo!!
**[04:45] ---**
I see!
**[04:46] ---**
So this is what it meant, sir.
**[04:48] ---**
What's more masculine than weaponry?
**[04:51] ---**
Nothing, that's what.
**[04:53] ---**
Look at this, though.
**[04:54] ---**
You keep them clean, don't you, sir?
**[04:56] ---**
Despite barely using them.
**[04:58] ---**
When am I supposed to use them while
your invasions go nowhere, you dumbo?!
**[05:06] ---**
You...
**[05:07] ---**
I might not look like much,
**[05:09] ---**
but I am a sergeant of the Keron Army.
**[05:11] ---**
It's best for things like this
to be kept in good condition.
**[05:15] ---**
So you can depend on them just
when they're most needed.
**[05:18] ---**
Just like the tools for plastic models!
**[05:20] ---**
Don't compare them to plastic models!
**[05:23] ---**
Gero.
**[05:24] ---**
I thought I was going to die...
**[05:26] ---**
So... next is...
**[05:28] ---**
Gero?
**[05:29] ---**
That's... my ice cream.
**[05:33] ---**
Huh? Ah, I took a bit.
**[05:35] ---**
So, uh, this one's next.
***SIGN*** Show restraint
**[05:37] ---**
Show... restraint?
**[05:39] ---**
Oh, yeah, jus' sayin',
all this is too much for me.
**[05:42] ---**
You gonna eat the rest?
**[05:45] ---**
I'll pass with restraint, sir.
**[05:49] ---**
This is an order!
**[05:51] ---**
From Lady Momoka!
**[05:52] ---**
This is an order!
**[05:53] ---**
Demonstrate your absolute best performance!
**[05:56] ---**
Before 1900 hours today...
**[05:58] ---**
Three. Two. Get ready!
**[06:02] ---**
Swap scallops!
**[06:04] ---**
...prepare a dinner for 200!
**[06:07] ---**
It's going well.
**[06:07] ---**
Making dinner is as easy as pie.
**[06:12] ---**
Squid on the loose!
**[06:14] ---**
Wh...?!
**[06:14] ---**
Don't use weapons!
**[06:16] ---**
In that case...
**[06:17] ---**
I will turn you into a dried squid
where you stand!
**[06:21] ---**
It appears the cook made a small slipup...
**[06:24] ---**
Wow!
**[06:24] ---**
and made a little too much.
**[06:27] ---**
So we thought it would be a nice idea to
invite you all to help us eat the excess.
**[06:30] ---**
Please, don't hold back.
**[06:31] ---**
Wow!
**[06:33] ---**
This looks so good!
***SIGN*** Show restraint
**[06:36] ---**
Show... restraint...
**[06:38] ---**
Oh, it's delicious!
**[06:39] ---**
How is it, Fuyuki-kun?
**[06:41] ---**
Yeah! It's really tasty, Nishizawa-san!
**[06:44] ---**
I'm so glad!
**[06:45] ---**
Ahhhh...
**[06:46] ---**
Tama-chan...
**[06:48] ---**
Hey, butthead!
**[06:50] ---**
I only invited Fuyuki-kun.
**[06:52] ---**
Why are the rest of you clowns here?
**[06:53] ---**
C-Carotid artery...
**[06:55] ---**
R-Restraint...
**[06:57] ---**
I must... show restraint, sir...
**[06:59] ---**
Restraint!
***SIGN*** Growl
**[07:04] ---**
So hungry.
**[07:06] ---**
So, the next task is...
***SIGN*** Make the tougher choice
**[07:08] ---**
...make the tougher choice.
***SIGN*** Crunch Crunch
**[07:11] ---**
Curry senbei are so good!
**[07:13] ---**
Gero.
**[07:14] ---**
Well? You wanna eat?
**[07:18] ---**
I'll... pass, sir...
**[07:23] ---**
I could really go for a curry right now.
**[07:25] ---**
Ge...
**[07:26] ---**
Why have I...
**[07:28] ---**
...come here?
**[07:30] ---**
S-S-Sergeant Major... Kululu...
**[07:34] ---**
What is... this?
**[07:35] ---**
You don't know how lucky you are.
**[07:37] ---**
I just finished up two different
types of special curry.
**[07:41] ---**
Two types... of special curry?
**[07:43] ---**
Yeah. One's a pretty live
super-hot dangerous curry.
**[07:47] ---**
And the other's a hellishly intense
super-hot insane curry.
**[07:51] ---**
Gero. Both are super-hot...
**[07:53] ---**
How can I...
***SIGN*** Make the tougher choice
**[07:56] ---**
N-No...
**[07:58] ---**
Th-Then...
**[08:00] ---**
The... intense one...
**[08:02] ---**
The only choice.
**[08:09] ---**
I... I'm not beaten...
***SIGN*** Bunny hop towards the rising sun
**[08:11] ---**
Okay. Next, bunny hop towards the rising sun.
**[08:15] ---**
And you're eating even more ice cream!
**[08:20] ---**
But this one's banana flavor!
**[08:22] ---**
There's some left!
**[08:23] ---**
I'll passh, shir.
**[08:26] ---**
Hop-kero-hop. Hop-kero-hop. Hop-kero-hop.
Hop-kero-hop.
**[08:31] ---**
Just one more!
**[08:33] ---**
Gero?
**[08:33] ---**
Visiting a shrine first thing in the morning?
I approve, my honorable leader.
**[08:38] ---**
Uh... no, I wasn't really trying to, uh...
**[08:41] ---**
Hop-kero-hop.
**[08:45] ---**
It truly is beautiful, is it not?
***SIGN*** Crack
**[08:50] ---**
Gero!
**[08:52] ---**
Ow!
**[08:53] ---**
Come on, next task.
**[08:54] ---**
Wait... ow!
**[08:56] ---**
Is there really a point in doing all this?
**[08:59] ---**
Yer still goin' on about that?
Don'tcha ever stop?
**[09:01] ---**
In the first place... not only are my dreams
not coming true, nothing has changed at all!
**[09:06] ---**
I wondered what was going on.
**[09:08] ---**
So that's it.
**[09:09] ---**
Gero...
**[09:11] ---**
The legendary weevil who'll make any dream
of yours come true if you complete his tasks!
**[09:17] ---**
Didn't think it actually existed.
**[09:18] ---**
Heyheyhey, cut that out, f'real here!
**[09:20] ---**
So you were doing his tasks, Mr. Sergeant!
**[09:23] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:24] ---**
But even if that's the reason,
I think more highly of you now!
**[09:27] ---**
Gero...
**[09:28] ---**
It may have been a task, but nevertheless,
the sight of you striving hard to achieve it...
**[09:32] ---**
...struck a chord in my heart.
**[09:33] ---**
C'mon, next task.
This one's the last, y'know.
**[09:37] ---**
Thank you very much, sir!
**[09:40] ---**
Defeat me.
**[09:42] ---**
Gero?
**[09:43] ---**
What do you mean... sir?
**[09:46] ---**
To make your dreams come
true... to succeed...
**[09:50] ---**
...you've gotta want it, want t'climb the ladder,
even if it means kickin' a guy off.
**[09:54] ---**
Y'gotta be prepared to do that.
**[09:57] ---**
Y'let one little bug in front of ya
get in yer way, and you'll never do it.
**[10:02] ---**
If... that's what I have to do...
**[10:05] ---**
From the moment I left my planet...
swearing I'd invade Pekopon...
**[10:09] ---**
...I've been...
**[10:10] ---**
...prepared, sir!
**[10:17] ---**
Y'wimp.
**[10:19] ---**
Showing mercy to a l'il bug,
where's that gonna getcha?
**[10:27] ---**
Well... I mean, squishing bugs with your
bare hand... that's kinda icky, y'know?
**[10:32] ---**
N-Not bad...
**[10:34] ---**
Okay.
**[10:35] ---**
Just like I promised,
**[10:37] ---**
I'll grant ya yer dream.
**[10:39] ---**
Mr. Sergeant's dream!
**[10:40] ---**
Wait!
**[10:41] ---**
The commander's dream...
could that be...?
**[10:44] ---**
Will Sergeant Keroro's
dream finally be granted?!
**[10:47] ---**
What will be the fate of Earth be?!
**[10:53] ---**
Yahoo!
**[10:54] ---**
I've finally got my hands on it, sir!
**[10:56] ---**
PG Bolinoak Sammahn!
***SIGN*** 1/60 PG Bolinoak Sammahn GET!
**[10:59] ---**
The commander's dream was...
**[11:01] ---**
...a Gundam model?
**[11:02] ---**
So... the reason you were down
after reading that email was...
**[11:05] ---**
Oh, they told me they'd
sold out of Bolinoak Sammahns.
**[11:09] ---**
A fool! A fool! A fool!
**[11:12] ---**
You dumbo!
**[11:14] ---**
Just like a wish-granting elephant!
**[11:15] ---**
A flying wish-granting elephant!
**[11:18] ---**
The space weevil who can
make any dream come true.
**[11:21] ---**
Maybe he'll appear for you, too.
**[11:38] ---**
Wait!
**[11:42] ---**
Taking out the trash in the mornings
is quite hard work, isn't it?
**[11:44] ---**
Kero kero kero...
**[11:50] ---**
Stupid frog?
**[11:52] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[11:53] ---**
Can I have that burnable trash, ma'am?
**[12:00] ---**
Chew your food now, sir!
**[12:02] ---**
P-Trash.
**[12:04] ---**
It's... eating trash...
**[12:08] ---**
Cute!
**[12:13] ---**
Keroro: Go For It, Trash Bag, Sir!
**[12:18] ---**
Hey, stupid frog?
**[12:20] ---**
What is that little thing?
**[12:22] ---**
Gero?
**[12:23] ---**
Are you talking about P-Trash?
**[12:25] ---**
Kululu developed him.
**[12:27] ---**
He's a specially-made trash bag, ma'am.
**[12:30] ---**
He's really cute, considering that
Kululu made him!
**[12:36] ---**
Hey, can you let me keep him?
**[12:38] ---**
Gero?
**[12:39] ---**
Aw, come on, please?
**[12:41] ---**
You might find him a little
difficult, Lady Natsumi.
**[12:45] ---**
Difficult? Why?
***SIGN*** How To Keep P-Trash
**[12:48] ---**
To keep P-Trash,
***SIGN*** 3 Rules
**[12:50] ---**
there are three rules you
absolutely have to abide by.
**[12:53] ---**
Rules?
***SIGN*** Trash
**[12:54] ---**
First, rule one.
***SIGN*** Burnable trash
**[12:56] ---**
From Monday to Friday,
***SIGN*** Recyclable trash
**[12:58] ---**
you have to feed him the correct
trash specified in this area.
***SIGN*** Bottles/Cans
***SIGN*** Burnable trash
**[13:01] ---**
Basically, I just have to sort the
trash according to the day, right?
***SIGN*** Recyclable trash
***SIGN*** Bottles/Cans
***SIGN*** Burnable trash
**[13:05] ---**
That's easy!
***SIGN*** Recyclable trash
**[13:07] ---**
Rule two.
**[13:08] ---**
You have to take him for a walk every day.
**[13:10] ---**
Take the trash bag for a walk?
**[13:13] ---**
P-Trash is a living trash bag, ma'am.
***SIGN*** Living Trash Bag
**[13:16] ---**
Lack of exercise is his mortal enemy, ma'am!
**[13:18] ---**
I get it!
**[13:19] ---**
Okay.
**[13:20] ---**
Rule three.
**[13:21] ---**
This is the most important one.
**[13:24] ---**
You have to give him trash in the mornings.
**[13:27] ---**
And absolutely not at night.
**[13:30] ---**
That's just the same as putting
the trash out normally.
**[13:32] ---**
That's easy, too!
***SIGN*** Look of Superiority
**[13:35] ---**
Yes? Ohh? Hmm?
**[13:38] ---**
Huh? What?
**[13:41] ---**
Ah... Th-This morning I did oversleep
by accident, but... I'll be fine!
**[13:45] ---**
I'll definitely stick to it...
Come on? Please?
**[13:51] ---**
All right, fine, ma'am.
**[13:54] ---**
Yes!
**[13:56] ---**
We'll be good friends, P-Trash!
**[14:08] ---**
Morning, P-Trash!
**[14:21] ---**
Here.
**[14:22] ---**
Today's the day for unburnable trash.
**[14:26] ---**
A trash bag that'll eat the trash for you?
**[14:28] ---**
Now we won't have to worry about
forgetting to take the trash out.
**[14:42] ---**
No!
**[14:44] ---**
Today's not the day for bottles and cans.
**[14:47] ---**
All right.
**[14:48] ---**
We'll take this home with us,
and you can eat it another day.
**[14:59] ---**
That's not a friend.
**[15:01] ---**
Come on, P-Trash.
**[15:06] ---**
Ahhh, I overslept!
**[15:09] ---**
I'm going to be late!
**[15:13] ---**
Sis!
**[15:14] ---**
What about P-Trash's food?
**[15:15] ---**
Ah, right!
**[15:19] ---**
Uhh...
**[15:20] ---**
Today's plastic trash, so...
**[15:22] ---**
Detergent bottle...
**[15:24] ---**
Styrofoam...
**[15:26] ---**
Um, what else...
**[15:33] ---**
I'm so tired...
**[15:37] ---**
Sorry...
**[15:39] ---**
I have... the day off tomorrow...
**[15:42] ---**
I'll take you...
**[15:43] ---**
...for...
**[15:44] ---**
...a nice... long... walk...
**[15:55] ---**
Oh, no!
**[15:56] ---**
I haven't made dinner!
**[16:01] ---**
Oh, good.
**[16:02] ---**
He's sleeping like a good boy.
**[16:07] ---**
P-Trash?
**[16:09] ---**
There are no problems with him at all.
**[16:10] ---**
He's sleeping soundly in my room.
**[16:12] ---**
Really?
**[16:13] ---**
Well, good, then...
**[16:15] ---**
What? Is something wrong?
**[16:17] ---**
It's bothering me.
**[16:19] ---**
P-Trash's rules.
**[16:20] ---**
Rules?
**[16:21] ---**
Well, you absolutely have to
separate the trash, right?
**[16:24] ---**
But what about natto packs, for example?
**[16:26] ---**
They're... burnable trash, right?
**[16:29] ---**
But depending on the region, some places
collect them as unburnable trash.
**[16:35] ---**
And... you said that we can't
give it trash at night,
**[16:38] ---**
but when exactly counts as "night"?
**[16:40] ---**
Is 3 am morning? Or night?
**[16:44] ---**
Well, it's not exact like that, is it?
**[16:45] ---**
That's the thing.
**[16:47] ---**
There are all these rules about when
and how to sort and put out trash,
**[16:51] ---**
but actually, they're all pretty vague...
**[16:54] ---**
I just hope that P-Trash's rules
aren't absolute, either.
**[17:01] ---**
Honestly.
**[17:02] ---**
Fuyuki is such a worry-wart.
***SIGN*** Mohenjo-tarou's Occult Paraíso
**[17:13] ---**
Sis?!
**[17:19] ---**
Is that...?!
**[17:21] ---**
No way...
**[17:23] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[17:25] ---**
Kojima! Not even close!
**[17:25] ---**
It's so hot in here!
**[17:31] ---**
I can't stop the energy counterflow!
**[17:34] ---**
This is bad... At this rate...
**[17:37] ---**
Sealed off up to F Block!
**[17:39] ---**
K Block, too!
**[17:41] ---**
What happened?!
**[17:42] ---**
An enormous amount of energy suddenly
started flowing into the base's defense systems!
**[17:47] ---**
Kojima!
**[17:48] ---**
Or, like, Yoshio Kojima?
**[17:50] ---**
A-ppear!
**[17:50] ---**
Got it.
**[17:51] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** DANGER
**[17:52] ---**
The source of the energy is...
**[17:54] ---**
...P-Trash.
**[17:54] ---**
What's going on?
**[17:56] ---**
Lady Natsumi... did you break
one of the rules, ma'am?!
**[18:00] ---**
Well... today I... just couldn't
take him for a walk...
**[18:04] ---**
Looks like that's not all.
**[18:06] ---**
An envelope with a cellophane
window on burnable trash day!
**[18:09] ---**
A plastic bottle with the cap still on!
**[18:12] ---**
And, worst of all...
**[18:13] ---**
...you let it eat trash at night!
**[18:15] ---**
Gero!!
**[18:16] ---**
That can't be! I never—
**[18:19] ---**
Looks like it went fishing through the
trash in your room a little while ago.
**[18:24] ---**
Geez!
**[18:25] ---**
You promised me so carefully
that you'd follow the rules!
**[18:30] ---**
What's your problem?!
**[18:31] ---**
Who'd... think... that it would...
end up like this?!
**[18:34] ---**
Owowowowow...
**[18:37] ---**
You two, now is not the time!
**[18:41] ---**
It's half your fault, anyway, you dumbo!
**[18:42] ---**
You couldn't wait to get rid of P-Trash so
you wouldn't have to bother looking after him!
**[18:46] ---**
Erk.
**[18:46] ---**
But... all we did was break the rules...
**[18:49] ---**
Why did it turn out like this?
**[18:52] ---**
P-Trash is a recycling system for providing
the energy this base needs to operate.
**[18:57] ---**
A recycling system?
**[18:58] ---**
Even in space,
**[19:00] ---**
garbage disposal has been
becoming a problem lately.
**[19:03] ---**
Even black holes have usage fees
attached in this day and age.
**[19:06] ---**
Kululu-dono developed P-Trash
to deal with that problem.
**[19:10] ---**
P-Trash breaks down the garbage it takes in,
**[19:13] ---**
and recycles it in order to power this base.
**[19:16] ---**
But to circulate the energy efficiently,
**[19:19] ---**
thorough separation is required.
**[19:22] ---**
Just one tiny irregularity,
and look at the mess we're in.
**[19:25] ---**
I see...
**[19:27] ---**
P-Trash movement detected!
**[19:29] [SONG] ---**
I know I'll never see you...
**[19:29] ---**
It has begun to move outside
of the Hinata house!
**[19:32] ---**
Or, like, broken curfew?
**[19:32] [SONG] ---**
That's what I convinced myself.
**[19:34] ---**
That's bad...
**[19:36] ---**
If it keeps on eating garbage,
**[19:38] ---**
this base is at risk of blowing up!
**[19:38] [SONG] ---**
But really...
**[19:40] ---**
Natsumi!
**[19:41] ---**
Don't you have any idea
where he might have gone?!
**[19:42] [SONG] ---**
...it was because I couldn't believe in myself.
**[19:45] ---**
Natsumi!
**[19:53] [SONG] ---**
On nights unlit by the moon,
**[20:00] [SONG] ---**
I called your name.
**[20:06] [SONG] ---**
On my eyelids, your silhouette
**[20:14] [SONG] ---**
Wavers gently.
**[20:21] [SONG] ---**
I'm glad that before the end of my dream,
**[20:34] [SONG] ---**
I was able to find you at my windowside.
**[20:46] ---**
It might have wanted to be
beside others like itself...
**[20:52] ---**
I'm sorry... for not keeping
my promise properly...
**[20:56] ---**
Let's go home together, okay...?
**[21:03] ---**
The rain has lifted.
**[21:10] ---**
Fuyuki! I'm off, okay?
**[21:20] ---**
Hey, wait!
**[21:25] ---**
I hope a day will come when we
Earthlings can keep P-Trashes as pets.
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Not even close!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
They are heavy suits.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
Omoi ze suutsu
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
I'm a creator.
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Aimu a kurietaa
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Fast and light, those sweats.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
A nude nude suit is perfect.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto piisu v
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Major win, majorinrin.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri daishourinrin
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Subetta rasutapiaa
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Joke flopped, last appear!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
...would you be my friend?
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Dakara furusato kesanai de
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
So don't erase my homeland.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Tanomu!)
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Please!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Popular even on Planet Keron!
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Tabun?)
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Probably?)
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Space is big, just how much about?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Doushite koko o eranda no
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Why did you choose this place?
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(Ore meate?)
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(After me?)
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Naked de pon!
***SIGN*** Please take what you want.
***SIGN*** Natsumi
**[23:07] ---**
I'm Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[23:09] ---**
To all you foolish Pekoponians:
Digital TV is great!
***SIGN*** Digi-tare?
**[23:12] ---**
It's pretty, and it's useful!
***SIGN*** Crack!
**[23:14] ---**
Screens have gotta be 16:9,
you know what I'm saying?
**[23:16] ---**
Uhh... though, we're still 4:3. Sorry.
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:21] ---**
You know Agguy's special attack?
**[23:23] ---**
"Keroro: The Digital Space
Monster Attacks, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro Transforms, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!