E41 - Keroro: The Glory of Sugoroku, Sir! / Dororo's Blood is Really Boiling, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN On fried eggs, do you like mixed veggie sauce or soy sauce?
[01:31] ---
Have you ever gotten into a
silly argument over nothing at all?
SIGN When brushing your teeth, do you start from the top or bottom?
SIGN Use mayo on okonomiyaki: yes or no?
SIGN Which do you like, gloves or mittens?
SIGN Do you like to go to the mountains or the beach?
[01:35] ---
You know... something like this.
SIGN Do you like to eat tea rice with pickled plum or salted salmon?
SIGN What makes the better pet, a dog or a cat?
SIGN Do you eat orange peels: yes or no?
SIGN No-Go
[01:40] ---
Hold it right there!
[01:41] ---
Huh? W-What is it?
[01:43] ---
Lady Natsumi, you're doing it wrong.
[01:46] ---
Huh?
[01:48] ---
Don't you have any common sense?
[01:50] ---
You add milk to the tea,
not the other way around.
[01:51] ---
What're you talking about? This is just fine.
[01:54] ---
It tastes much better
if you pour in the milk first.
[02:00] ---
Oh!
[02:01] ---
Why did you do that?
[02:03] ---
You don't know a thing.
[02:05] ---
Tea always tastes better
if you add milk to it!
[02:08] ---
It tastes better with the milk first!
[02:11] ---
Tea first, ma'am!
[02:12] ---
Does it really matter that much?
You end up with the same thing anyway.
[02:16] ---
It matters!
[02:16] ---
It matters, sir!
[02:18] ---
Before!
[02:19] ---
After!
[02:19] ---
Before!
[02:20] ---
After!
[02:21] ---
Before!
[02:21] ---
After, ma'am!
[02:22] ---
I said before, and that's that!
[02:23] ---
After is better, ma'am!
[02:25] ---
Before! Before! Before! Before!
[02:25] ---
After! After! After! After!
[02:29] ---
All right, then.
SIGN Sugoroku
[02:30] ---
Why don't we settle it once and for
all by playing the game of Sugoroku?
[02:34] ---
Um, why?
[02:38] ---
Keroro: The Glory of Sugoroku, Sir!
[02:44] ---
I conceived the layout,
and Sergeant Major Kululu made it.
SIGN Suspicious
[02:48] ---
It emits an ominous aura...
[02:51] ---
Are you sure it's an ordinary game board?
[02:54] ---
Of course, ma'am.
[02:56] ---
Well then, let's get started right away!
[03:07] ---
W-Where am I?
[03:08] ---
It seems we've been shrunk
into the Sugoroku board itself!
[03:12] ---
That's correct! We'll be
using ourselves as pawns.
[03:15] ---
In a sense, this is a
life-sized Sugoroku adventure.
[03:19] ---
How is this ordinary?!
[03:21] ---
Welcome to the Sugoroku rink!
[03:23] ---
Or, like, welcome patrons?
[03:25] ---
Natchi! Fukki! We've been waiting.
[03:28] ---
They're really prepared for this.
[03:30] ---
I'm really proud of this game.
[03:35] ---
This looks fun. Let's get started!
[03:38] ---
Really suspicious...
[03:40] ---
Okay then, let's begin the
Sugoroku fight. Ready... go!
[03:43] ---
Or, like, commence fighting?
SIGN Begin the Battle
[03:47] ---
Here goes! I'll start, okay?
[03:49] ---
There!
[03:53] ---
It's a five!
[03:54] ---
One, two, three, four... Five!
[03:58] ---
Huh?
SIGN View the Nazca Lines
[04:01] ---
The Nazca Lines?
[04:03] ---
Huh?
[04:04] ---
Oh! Fuyuki just disappeared!
[04:07] ---
Hey you, stupid frog!
What the heck is going on in here?
[04:13] ---
This can't be... I don't believe it!
[04:16] ---
Yes, you'd better believe it!
[04:18] ---
It's the mysterious markings
on Nazca Plains in Peru.
SIGN Fuyuki is around here.
[04:22] ---
Wow! This is fantastic!
[04:25] ---
As you can see, whatever space
you land on becomes a reality.
[04:32] ---
I will go next!
SIGN Eat all the cake you want until your next turn.
[04:37] ---
Eat all the cake you want
until your next turn!
[04:40] ---
This is the best!
[04:43] ---
What? You mean this is also part of the game?
[04:46] ---
Natchi, try your luck
with the roll of the die.
[04:48] ---
Next, Keroro, moving out!
[04:51] ---
Uncle, good luck.
[04:52] ---
Or, like, exert yourself?
[04:56] ---
Stylish, and graceful...
Sergeant Keroro's first throw!
[05:04] ---
You got a one!
SIGN Go forward ten spaces and eat an outer space pizza FX.
[05:06] ---
Go forward ten spaces and
eat an outer space pizza FX.
[05:09] ---
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
SIGN Outer Space Mixed Critter Pizza FX
[05:13] ---
You're mine. Yes, sir!
[05:15] ---
Stop squirming and start going into my mouth!
SIGN Go forward ten spaces and eat an outer space pizza FX.
[05:18] ---
Wait a second...
[05:20] ---
So this game makes your
dreams come true, doesn't it?
[05:25] ---
If so, I want to travel all over the world
and enjoy the finest cuisine!
[05:32] ---
Yes! I got a six!
[05:33] ---
You're good at whatever you do, Natchi.
[05:35] ---
Five, and... six!
[05:37] ---
Wow! To my gourmet feast!
SIGN Spanish Cuisine
[05:41] ---
The finest Spanish dishes...
[05:43] ---
Oh, wow... this must mean
I'm now in Spain!
[05:48] ---
You're in a bullring
somewhere in Valencia, Spain.
[05:51] ---
Huh?
SIGN Try your hand at bullfighting in Spain. *If you fail, return to Start.
[05:54] ---
Aaaaah! What's going on?
[05:57] ---
All I wanted was a taste of Spanish food!
[06:07] ---
Don't think I'm afraid of you!
[06:11] ---
Come get me!
[06:17] ---
Olé!
[06:19] ---
I did it!
[06:23] ---
I'm back.
[06:26] ---
See. I told you it was fun!
SIGN Giza, Egypt
[06:31] ---
These are the Pyramids of Giza in Egypt.
SIGN Fuyuki
[06:34] ---
Wow! Fantastic!
[06:38] ---
If you can finish 20 bowls of
sweet bean soup, advance 5 spaces.
[06:42] ---
If you can finish reading
50 manga volumes, advance 7 spaces.
SIGN Kingdom of Thailand
[06:45] ---
Take the Thai kickboxing challenge!
Go back to Start if you lose!
[06:49] ---
Hey! All I wanted was
a taste of authentic Thai food!
[06:56] ---
Excellent!
SIGN Cappadocia, Turkey
[06:58] ---
This is Cappadocia in Turkey.
SIGN Fuyuki
[07:01] ---
Wow! Fantastic!
[07:03] ---
If you can finish 20 plates
of pudding, advance 3 spaces.
[07:07] ---
Finish 10 Captain Geroro plastic models,
then advance 10 spaces.
SIGN Italy
[07:11] ---
Take the authentic Italian soccer challenge!
[07:13] ---
Go back to Start if you can't score a goal!
[07:17] ---
Sheesh!
[07:20] ---
All I wanted was a taste of...
[07:22] ---
...authentic...
[07:24] ---
...Italian food!
[07:30] ---
Gooooal!
[07:32] ---
Fantastic, again!
SIGN Good Luck
[07:34] ---
Good luck to you all!
[07:36] ---
Especially to Uncle!
[07:37] ---
Or, like, total bias?
[07:42] ---
Sarge! This Sugoroku game is so much fun!
[07:45] ---
See? I told you so!
[07:46] ---
I honestly think we have our hands
on a potential bestseller.
[07:52] ---
If we market this game
throughout the universe, we'll be rich.
[07:55] ---
Yeah! Everyone would buy one!
[07:57] ---
So what happens if you win?
[07:59] ---
Huh?
[08:00] ---
What?!
SIGN Goal!
[08:02] ---
Pekoponians will receive
a bowl of instant noodles.
SIGN Pekoponians will receive a bowl of instant noodles.
[08:05] ---
And for Keronians...
SIGN Keronians will successfully conquer Pekopon!
[08:08] ---
...they will successfully conquer Pekopon!
[08:09] ---
What the heck is that?
[08:12] ---
All of this has just been a prelude.
[08:15] ---
When we actually reach the goal,
[08:17] ---
our dream of invading Pekopon
will become a reality.
[08:21] ---
This game is actually...
[08:23] ---
...The Game of Pekopon Invader's Life Deluxe!
SIGN Game of Pekopon Invader's Life Deluxe
[08:26] ---
Look at the sergeant.
He's right before the goal.
[08:30] ---
All he needs now is to roll a two or higher,
[08:33] ---
and the invasion of Pekopon
becomes a reality.
[08:36] ---
What? I can't let that happen!
[08:38] ---
So! The throw of the die by Uncle
[08:41] ---
will be etched forever in history
as the move that conquered Pekopon!
[08:44] ---
Go!
[08:50] ---
Oops...
[08:51] ---
Whew...
SIGN Relief...
[08:52] ---
Well, it won't matter what I throw next time.
SIGN The Lord of Terror will now descend.
[08:57] ---
Kero?
[08:59] ---
I am Angol Mois's father!
[09:03] ---
The original Lord of Terror descends.
SIGN The Original Lord of Terror Descends
[09:06] ---
It's been a while, Father.
[09:08] ---
Or, like, countless decades?
[09:11] ---
Oh, Mois! So how have you been?
[09:14] ---
Or, like, hale and hearty?
[09:16] ---
Yes, Father!
[09:18] ---
She sure has a huge father...
[09:20] ---
Awesome!
[09:21] ---
To all you Pekoponians,
sorry to keep you waiting.
[09:25] ---
Today, the prophecy will be fulfilled!
[09:29] ---
In that case...
[09:32] ---
I'm gonna do what I can to help!
[09:34] ---
Second-Generation Lord of Terror descends!
SIGN Second-Generation Lord of Terror Descends
[09:37] ---
Hey-yah!
[09:40] ---
Hi-yah!
[09:42] ---
Hey-yah!
[09:43] ---
Hi-yah!
[09:44] ---
Hey-yah!
[09:45] ---
Hi-yah!
[09:46] ---
Hey-yah!
[09:47] ---
Hi-yah!
[09:48] ---
Hey-yah!
[09:49] ---
Hi-yah!
[09:50] ---
Hey-yah!
[09:50] ---
Wait! Wait a minute, Great Master Father!
[09:53] ---
Wait! Wait!
[09:54] ---
Oh... If it isn't Master Keroro.
Long time no see, huh?
[09:58] ---
Would you care to join us?
[10:00] ---
Or, like, lucky chances?
[10:02] ---
Oh, no! That's not what I meant!
[10:04] ---
I'm gonna be in big trouble
if you destroy Pekopon!
[10:07] ---
Well, even if you say so...
[10:09] ---
...unless I destroy Pekopon
like I'm supposed to,
[10:13] ---
my wife'll beat the crap out of me.
[10:14] ---
Please don't do it! How can you just
destroy it so easily?
[10:17] ---
It may seem easy, but
the truth is it's quite difficult!
[10:22] ---
It takes a real pro to do it!
[10:24] ---
Now, to finish what I started!
[10:26] ---
Here I go!
SIGN Hinata residence
SIGN Earth's Crust
SIGN Lithosphere
Asthenosphere
SIGN Mantle
SIGN Outer Core
SIGN Inner Core
[10:30] ---
Hm?
[10:33] ---
That must be Keroro and the others again.
[10:34] ---
Wasting all their time playing stupid games!
[10:37] ---
Why don't you work for a change?!
[10:41] ---
Oh... I wasn't quite finished there...
[10:44] ---
Keep up the good work.
[10:46] ---
Whew... We've been saved!
[10:50] ---
Darn it! If Giroro hadn't
interfered at the last minute,
SIGN Potato Chips
[10:53] ---
we would've
conquered Pekopon by now!
[10:56] ---
Stop lying!
[10:57] ---
Pekopon would've been destroyed
if it hadn't been for me!
[10:59] ---
For you.
[11:02] ---
What's this, sir?
SIGN Snacks Toys Manga Travel Fees Trip to Turkey Trip to Egypt Trip to Nazca Plain Trip to Spain (including Bull Fight) Trip to Italy
[11:03] ---
What? A bill?!
[11:07] ---
It's a reality game, right?
[11:08] ---
That means you have to pay
for all the expenses incurred.
[11:14] ---
The harsh facts of reality!
[11:17] ---
By the way, according to
the British Science Foundation,
[11:20] ---
tea is more delicious if you pour
in the milk first without warming it.
[11:23] ---
Why don't you try it?
[11:35] ---
Have you ever had those moments
when you feel you want to change yourself?
[11:40] ---
You can actually do that.
[11:42] ---
But it will never happen unless
you take action on your own.
[11:48] ---
Just like this guy here.
[11:53] ---
Dororo's Blood is Really Boiling, Sir!
[12:00] ---
Sigh...
[12:02] ---
For some reason, I feel so empty.
[12:09] ---
Excuse him! Sorry for being so noisy.
[12:13] ---
It's 556-dono.
[12:15] ---
Do you have problems with pesky aliens?!
[12:19] ---
I will easily rid you of
your problem! I guarantee it!
[12:23] ---
Sorry for the disturbance.
I beg for your patience.
[12:27] ---
Looks like he's working hard, as always.
[12:30] ---
Hm? Everyone is
steering clear of 556-dono.
SIGN Space Detective 556 Leave it to me.
[12:34] ---
He's just like Moses using
his powers to part the Red Sea!
[12:39] ---
That must mean everyone else
is overwhelmed by his presence.
[12:44] ---
In other words, 556-dono
is making a strong impression.
[12:49] ---
Hi-yah!
[12:51] ---
C'mon, don't be shy!
[12:52] ---
All you need to do is to shout!
[12:52] ---
No, thank you...
[12:55] ---
"556, help me!"
[12:56] ---
I'm not interested.
[12:57] ---
And I'll be right there to help you!
[12:59] ---
Excuse me.
[13:00] ---
Huh? Yes!
[13:00] ---
A customer! Yes!
[13:03] ---
Why, it's only you!
[13:06] ---
You're a member of the Keroro Platoon...
[13:09] ---
What was your name?
[13:11] ---
...It's D—
[13:11] ---
Wait, don't tell me!
[13:12] ---
It's on the tip of my tongue!
[13:14] ---
Hold it right there. I'm
sure I'll remember...
[13:18] ---
Chesuto!
[13:19] ---
I remember it now!
Your name is... Terere-kun!
SIGN Terere
SIGN Terere-kun?
[13:22] ---
Terere-kun?!
[13:24] ---
Who the heck is that?
[13:29] ---
556-dono, I've always been impressed
by your powerful presence.
[13:33] ---
That's expected for a hero!
[13:35] ---
We always have this
burning desire in our hearts!
[13:40] ---
I've been wondering how I could
have a commanding presence like yours.
SIGN Don't think. Feel!!
[13:45] ---
Don't think. Feel!
[13:47] ---
Huh?
[13:48] ---
"Don't think. Feel!" What does that mean?
[13:52] ---
You gotta have passion
pumping through your veins!
[13:55] ---
Passion?
[13:58] ---
Listen very closely.
[14:00] ---
Can't you hear the voices of those
who are in need of help
[14:02] ---
all over the world?!
[14:04] ---
Help me!
[14:07] ---
Hey! I said stop following me!
[14:10] ---
Hmmm, I feel like I do.
[14:13] ---
Don't you feel that you want to do
whatever you can to help them?!
[14:18] ---
You have to have the desire
to help, no matter what!
[14:21] ---
Some of them might be annoyed!
[14:24] ---
But there's always someone who needs help!
[14:30] ---
Don't you have an inner desire
to help those people?!
[14:33] ---
Don't you?!
[14:36] ---
Indeed I do.
[14:37] ---
That's it!
[14:39] ---
That's the passion pumping
through your veins!
SIGN Passion in Your Veins
[14:41] ---
Oh!
[14:45] ---
I see... I get it now!
[14:47] ---
This is the burning passion!
[14:50] ---
I can feel it! I feel the burning passion!
[14:54] ---
Looks like you've finally figured it out!
[14:56] ---
Your burning passion
radiates so brightly! Uh...
[14:59] ---
What was your name?
[15:00] ---
Dororo!
[15:02] ---
Stop right there! I'm gonna kick your butt.
[15:09] ---
Huh?
[15:09] ---
Everyone! I've got something
important to say!
[15:12] ---
Huh?
[15:16] ---
My blood is really boiling!
SIGN Boiling Blood
[15:23] ---
Dororo...
[15:25] ---
What's wrong with you all of a sudden?
[15:26] ---
Listen! This is no time to bury your noses
in plastic models or snacks!
[15:31] ---
He's right! We're forgetting
our mission to conquer Pekopon.
[15:34] ---
We've become too soft.
[15:36] ---
I'm the only exception.
[15:37] ---
I'm always ready for any
eventuality of war or battle...
[15:37] ---
This is no time to bury your noses
in weapons and computers, either!
[15:41] ---
Say what?
[15:43] ---
Then, what should we be doing?
SIGN Youth
[15:46] ---
Aren't you wasting your youth?
[15:49] ---
Huh...?
[15:50] ---
Stop being so withdrawn!
[15:52] ---
Run! Laugh! Fight! Shout!
SIGN Run!
SIGN Run! Laugh!
SIGN Run! Laugh! Fight!
SIGN Shout!
[15:55] ---
We should all become heroes!
SIGN Heroes!
[15:57] ---
I think he is a little over the edge,
[16:00] ---
but it may be a good idea to
just go along with him for now.
[16:02] ---
I agree.
[16:04] ---
There's a lot of truth
in what he says.
[16:08] ---
We need to come up with
a new special attack!
[16:10] ---
With love
SIGN Love
[16:11] ---
and peace in our minds!
SIGN Peace
[16:13] ---
We are soldiers fighting for those ideals!
[16:16] ---
And that... must be our true mission in life!
SIGN Mission
[16:21] ---
Oh...
[16:22] ---
What do we do?
[16:24] ---
I don't have a problem
going along with his idea.
[16:26] ---
Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt
to do so for a while.
[16:29] ---
So from that day, the Keroro Platoon
began to undergo a severe training schedule.
[16:36] ---
Though it wasn't clear what all that
training was supposed to accomplish.
[16:40] ---
But day after day...
[16:42] ---
Day after day...
[16:44] ---
...they kept on risking their lives!
[16:46] ---
Until, finally, the Keroro Platoon
became as one!
[16:50] ---
Everyone, go for it, sir!
[16:52] ---
If we can come up with
a new special attack,
[16:53] ---
it will surely make the Keroro Platoon
even more popular, sir!
SIGN Modern Japanese
[17:02] ---
Natsumi-san!
[17:02] ---
Oh! Koyuki-chan!
[17:04] ---
Um... Dororo's been awfully
cheerful and spirited lately.
[17:11] ---
Do you have any idea why?
[17:13] ---
Well, now that you mention it,
[17:15] ---
our stupid frog's been
working very hard, too.
[17:20] ---
The kitchen, for example,
has been spotless for days!
[17:22] ---
Really?!
[17:23] ---
Although I should be happy about it,
[17:25] ---
I have a bad feeling about this.
[17:29] ---
I'd better go down to their underground base
and find out what they're up to.
[17:38] ---
Oh, Sis! There are Sarge
and his team members.
[17:42] ---
What the heck are they doing?
[17:44] ---
Beats me.
[17:45] ---
If we can get past this last hurdle,
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we'll be able to perfect our special attack.
[17:50] ---
You should have the honor of naming it.
[17:53] ---
You are the commander, Keroro-kun.
Are you sure?
[17:56] ---
Why, of course.
[17:58] ---
You deserve all the credit for this.
It's only fitting.
[18:04] ---
Keroro-kun... everyone...!
[18:08] ---
We did it!
[18:11] ---
Heave-ho...
[18:16] ---
Oh, no!
[18:26] ---
Help us!
[18:29] ---
We'd better help them!
[18:30] ---
Wait!
[18:32] ---
We shouldn't get involved just yet.
[18:34] ---
Dororo's struggling with his very self!
[18:40] ---
The lives of the entire Keroro Platoon
are in my hands now.
[18:48] ---
If I don't save them...
[18:50] ---
...who will?!
[18:53] ---
Give it...
[18:55] ---
...my all!
[18:57] ---
Oh!
[19:03] ---
You saved us, sir!
[19:04] ---
Oh, thank you, Dororo-san!
[19:06] ---
That was amazing, Dororo.
[19:10] ---
I'm glad... you're all safe and sound!
[19:13] ---
Dororo...
[19:14] ---
You really did it!
[19:16] ---
Stop it right there! You alien invaders!
[19:18] ---
Whoa!
[19:20] ---
Dororo-kun! You've really
outdone yourself! Congratulations!
[19:24] ---
Thank you, 556-dono.
[19:26] ---
But wait! You are still alien invaders!
[19:29] ---
The bad news is, as long as
Space Detective 556 is here,
[19:32] ---
you will never have your way!
[19:34] ---
556-dono...
[19:35] ---
Hmph! That's absurd...
[19:36] ---
You're just like an arrogant fly
that entered the spider's den.
[19:41] ---
Ha! Adhesion!
SIGN Adhesion
[19:44] ---
This is the perfect time to attack!
[19:46] ---
Private Tamama! Common courtesy
says we let him do his thing, sir!
[19:49] ---
I was only kidding, of course.
[19:53] ---
Space Detective!
[19:57] ---
556!
[20:01] ---
Laser sword!
[20:03] ---
Hmph. Do you honestly think your weapons
will have any effect on us?
[20:08] ---
We just underwent a severe training program
[20:10] ---
and mastered a new special attack.
[20:12] ---
I don't care if you're a space detective.
[20:14] ---
Better be prepared for a severe beating!
[20:16] ---
Nothing you do will work against us!
[20:20] ---
I won't let you have your...
[20:22] ---
Enough of your blustering!
[20:24] ---
Ah... but I haven't finished my line yet!
[20:27] ---
C'mon, everyone!
[20:28] ---
Just like we practiced...
Deathblow! Dragon King Formation!
SIGN Deathblow Dragon King Formation
[20:31] ---
Keroro of Spades!
[20:33] ---
Kululu of Diamonds!
[20:35] ---
Tamama of Clubs!
[20:36] ---
Giroro of Hearts!
[20:38] ---
Huh?! Th-Then, I'll be the J—
[20:39] ---
Keroro Platoon! Dragon King Formation!
[20:42] ---
Wait for me, guys!
[20:44] ---
Turbo Stream... Attack!
[20:53] ---
Whoooooa!
[20:57] ---
Next week, "556's Miraculous Comeback!"
[21:00] ---
Don't miss it!
[21:05] ---
Well... that's not exactly
how we practiced it,
[21:08] ---
but the important thing is,
it all worked out fine.
[21:11] ---
I just lost all of my passion!
[21:16] ---
End of passion.
SIGN End of Passion
[21:18] ---
Ohh...
[21:20] ---
Please excuse my brother
for always being so annoying.
[21:24] ---
They say we all have unlimited potential,
[21:27] ---
but sometimes, a simple disappointment
[21:29] ---
can cause permanent harm in our lives,
[21:31] ---
so we should always remember
to be careful, okay?
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero.
Let's begin!
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Kero-kero-kero-kero Kero-kero-kero-kero...
Hajimeru de arimasu!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-kero-kero-kero.
This is the Keroro drawing song!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-kero-kero-kero
Keroro no ekaki uta!!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
On a big, round UFO,
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Manmaru dekkai UFO no
[21:55] [SONG] ---
There are two windows
that turn out to be holes. (Oh no!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Mado ka to omottara anaboko de (Uso!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Through them is a view of Pekopon.
(Let’s go invade, sir!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Soko kara Pekopon miechatta
(Shinryaku de arimasu!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Let's make a U-turn to go shopping
for some Gundam models! (Hi-yo!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Ganpula kai ni yorimichi U-turn (Mahu~!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
But another U-turn causes the ship
to crash-land on a hill! (Gero!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Mou iccho U-turn oyama
ni gekitotsu (Gero…!)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Oh, no, the UFO is a wreck.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Yabe~ yo UFO kowareta yo
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Or, like, own stupid fault?
[22:16] [SONG] ---
"Te yuuka, jigoujitoku?"
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Let's clean the toilet as often as you can.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Toire souji wa komame ni yarubeshi
[22:23] [SONG] ---
But it's okay to skip twice a week.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Shuu ni nikai wa saborubeshi
[22:26] [SONG] ---
You stupid frog!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
"Bokegaeru~!!"
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Scrub-a-dub, scrub-a-dub,
clean it with a brush.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Burashi de goshi goshi migaitara
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Until it's so sparkling clean that
you want to rub your cheek against it!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Omowazu houzuri pikkapika~
[22:35] [SONG] ---
I have another stomach
for french fries.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Furaido potato wa betsu bara deesu
[22:38] [SONG] ---
But, more Nyororos?
No, thanks! (I can't choose?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Nyororo dake wa mou kanben… (Dame ssu ka)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Go get sucked dry again!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
"Mou ichido suwarete koi!!"
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The star on my forehead is a commander's sign.
There is nothing I fear. No, sir!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Odeko no hoshi wa taichou no akashi
Osoreru mono nado nai de arimasu!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
I doubt it.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
"Sore wa dou ssu ka nee"
[22:53] [SONG] ---
There you have it!
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Keroro Gunsou kansei de arimasu!!!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:06] ---
This is Tamama!
[23:08] ---
Have you all been keeping up
with your New Year's resolutions?
[23:10] ---
Do not tell me you have
already quit after only three days.
[23:13] ---
When you think you
cannot keep up, call yourself
[23:15] ---
despicable, spineless, and pitiful,
[23:17] ---
and let your anger
amplify your dark side powers.
[23:19] ---
All that aside, our next episode
is about soccer! Soccer!
[23:23] ---
"Keroro: The Red-blooded
Keroro Platoon, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Tamama: The Friendship
Jealousy Shot, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
These two stories in one. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!