# E185 - Robobo: Operation Mechanization, Sir! / Tamama: Dense Note, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN9QM4/robobo-operation-mechanization-sir--tamama-dense-note-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[01:31] ---**
The Shurara Corps.
**[01:33] ---**
An evil organization, aiming to steal
the Keron Star and invade Pekopon!
***SIGN*** Missing
***SIGN*** Missing
**[01:38] ---**
They sent out a new assassin.
**[01:41] ---**
His name:
**[01:49] ---**
Mechanism Robobo!
***SIGN*** Mechanism Robobo
**[01:54] ---**
ROBOBO: OPERATION MECHANIZATION, Sir!
**[02:04] ---**
SERGEANT KERORO CONFIRMED.
**[02:06] ---**
CORPORAL GIRORO CONFIRMED.
**[02:09] ---**
SERGEANT MAJOR KULULU CONFIRMED.
**[02:11] ---**
ANGOL MOIS CONFIRMED.
**[02:14] ---**
ALSO: PEKOPONIAN (x 2) CONFIRMED.
**[02:20] ---**
One, two!
**[02:20] ---**
PRIVATE 2ND CLASS TAMAMA, AND
PEKOPONIANS (x MANY) CONFIRMED.
**[02:27] ---**
LANCE CORPORAL DORORO, PLUS
PEKOPONIAN (x 1) CONFIRMED.
**[02:30] ---**
MECHANIZATION BEAM: RADIATE.
**[02:39] ---**
Dororo!
**[02:40] ---**
Th-This is... tremendous evil!
**[02:44] ---**
Wow, the suction is unusually
effective today, sir!
**[02:50] ---**
Gero! I'm a vacuum cleaner now?!
***SIGN*** Stuuuupiiiiid frooooog...
**[02:53] ---**
Stupid frog...!
**[02:57] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[02:59] ---**
What a shapely waistless body
you've got now!
**[03:02] ---**
Yeah, right! This is all
your fault again, isn't it?!
**[03:05] ---**
I have no recollection of
doing any of this, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Siiiiis
**[03:07] ---**
Sis!
**[03:09] [SONG] ---**
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
**[03:13] [SONG] ---**
Naruto, occult, ABCDE!
**[03:15] [SONG] ---**
I'm over here, ABCDE? Toss it away!
***SIGN*** Lovey-dovey for Uncle ♡ Lovey-dovey for Uncle
**[03:18] [SONG] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Uncle,
lovey-dovey for Uncle...
***SIGN*** No Signal
**[03:22] ---**
Or, like, sudden morphing?
**[03:24] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki?! Even Lady Mois?!
**[03:27] ---**
I know what this is.
**[03:29] ---**
Kululu!
**[03:31] ---**
This is the work of that
Oshigotonin organization.
**[03:34] ---**
See?! This *is* your fault!
***SIGN*** Chilly
**[03:39] ---**
M-My stomach...
**[03:40] ---**
Please, Kululu! Turn me back to normal!
**[03:44] ---**
I'm a computer. Why?
**[03:46] ---**
ROBOROBO!
**[03:49] ---**
Here we go. Looks like he's here.
**[03:55] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** ROBOROBOROBOROBO...
**[04:06] ---**
Excuse me! You should know better
than to make a mess like this!
**[04:09] ---**
How is this going to get cleaned up, huh?!
**[04:11] ---**
Seems like perfect timing to me.
You just became a vacuum cleaner.
**[04:14] ---**
Gero...
**[04:16] ---**
ERASE KERORO PLATOON.
HAND OVER KERON STAR.
**[04:20] ---**
You're telling me to hand it over, but...
**[04:22] ---**
...the Keron Star is the proof
I'm a leader. I can't just—
**[04:25] ---**
ROBOROBOROBOROBO.
**[04:25] ---**
Are you even listening?!
**[04:27] ---**
HAND IT OVER. HAND IT OVER.
**[04:31] ---**
Gero! Gero!
**[04:34] ---**
We're being drawn in!
**[04:36] ---**
DESTROY. DESTROY.
**[04:41] ---**
Someone, help!
**[04:46] ---**
Owww...
**[04:47] ---**
Are you okay, Natsumi?
**[04:49] ---**
Giroro?
**[04:49] ---**
Now, quickly!
Pull my pin and throw me at him!
**[04:53] ---**
Wh-What are you saying?!
If I do that, you'll...!
**[04:58] ---**
Giro!
**[05:03] ---**
It doesn't matter! I'm the only one here
who can take him down!
**[05:07] ---**
ROBOROBO.
**[05:09] ---**
Hurry! Pull the pin!
**[05:11] ---**
**[05:14] ---**
I'm so glad to have...
***SIGN*** I am Keroro!!
**[05:17] ---**
...talented subordinates, sir!
**[05:19] ---**
Nooooo!
**[05:20] ---**
Gero!
**[05:23] ---**
S-Sarge!
***SIGN*** Fuyuki-kun!
**[05:25] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[05:30] ---**
Are you okay, Fuyuki-kun?
**[05:32] ---**
Wha?! Nishizawa-san, you're a tank?!
**[05:35] ---**
It is not just milady!
**[05:37] ---**
To my deep regret, I have
become an electric toothbrush!
**[05:40] ---**
And Master Tamama has become a cannonball!
**[05:43] ---**
Tamama is having a ball!
**[05:44] ---**
And furthermore...
**[05:48] ---**
...Master 556 has become a bright red TV!
**[05:50] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry
I didn't become a machine!
***SIGN*** In-house power generation...?
**[05:55] ---**
Not only that, but all the citizens
have become machines, as well.
***SIGN*** Don't drink and drive
**[06:00] ---**
What's going on?!
**[06:01] ---**
Cut it out!
**[06:02] ---**
Turn me back to normal!
**[06:03] ---**
What cruelty...
**[06:05] ---**
Dororo. Could Natsumi-san
and the others also be...
**[06:08] ---**
We must make haste.
**[06:09] ---**
Yeah.
**[06:12] ---**
HAND OVER THE KERON STAR.
HAND IT OVER.
**[06:15] ---**
Yeah, right! Who'd just hand it
right over 'cause they were asked to?!
***SIGN*** Taut
**[06:19] ---**
Gero.
**[06:20] ---**
M-My umbilical cable!!
**[06:24] ---**
HAND IT OVER. HAND IT OVER.
**[06:29] ---**
HAND IT OVER. HAND IT OVER.
**[06:34] ---**
Dororo!
***SIGN*** Dororo humbly enters
**[06:35] ---**
My humblest apologies for the delay!
**[06:38] ---**
Assassin Magic: Appraisal Sight!
**[06:41] ---**
Th-This fellow, he's...
**[06:43] ---**
...100% pure robot!
**[06:46] ---**
In that case... Zero Dimensional Slash!
***SIGN*** Zero Dimensional Slash
**[06:52] ---**
Ro..b...
**[06:54] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[06:59] ---**
I'm so glad! You turned back to normal!
**[07:02] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[07:04] ---**
What, backwards?
**[07:09] ---**
Are you unharmed, milady?
**[07:11] ---**
Tama!
**[07:14] ---**
Gero.
**[07:16] ---**
So I've returned to normal, sir?
**[07:18] ---**
Who'd have thought they'd employ robots?
**[07:21] ---**
That Shurara Corps is a force
to be reckoned with.
**[07:23] ---**
It is worth considering whether we
live a life too dependent on machines.
**[07:30] ---**
Everyone! Distance yourselves
from this place!
**[07:32] ---**
LITTLE BROTHER...
**[07:34] ---**
LITTLE BROTHER...
**[07:40] ---**
Ah! It's a huge robot
that looks just like him!
**[07:43] ---**
That jerk!
**[07:45] ---**
Then we'll move out in robots as well, sir!
**[07:48] ---**
I am entirely unwilling to rely
upon mechnical contraptions.
**[07:53] ---**
Eh, don't be like that.
**[07:55] ---**
Just hold on to that baby.
***SIGN*** Super Electromagnetic Fujimoto Stores
**[08:07] ---**
Keroider On!
**[08:11] ---**
Tamaider On!
**[08:14] ---**
Giroider On!
**[08:18] ---**
I am Sergeant Major Kululu—
**[08:20] ---**
Huh? Where's Dororo?
**[08:22] ---**
I thought he was with us...
**[08:24] ---**
He was dragging his feet, saying he didn't
want to ride a robot... Don't tell me he...
**[08:27] ---**
Everyone! What is the delay?!
**[08:29] ---**
Now, my honorable leader! Fusion!
**[08:32] ---**
He's not dragging his feet.
He's super into it...
**[08:35] ---**
His personality changes when
he gets behind the wheel.
**[08:39] ---**
Well, okay then... Keroro Platoon,
**[08:41] ---**
join your hearts as one!
**[08:43] ---**
Kerobine okay! Kerobine okay!
**[08:46] ---**
Let's... Kerobine!
**[08:56] ---**
The greatest fusion in history!
**[08:58] ---**
Great Keron!
**[09:04] ---**
GATHERING DATA.
**[09:06] ---**
ANALYZING WEAKNESSES.
**[09:08] ---**
GREAT KERON CAN'T WALK.
**[09:10] ---**
O-Oh, drat! I completely forgot, sir!
**[09:17] ---**
DESTROY. DESTROY.
**[09:19] ---**
Gero!
**[09:22] ---**
Worry not!
**[09:23] ---**
What?
**[09:24] ---**
In anticipation of such an event,
I secretly acquired this ultimate technique!
***SIGN*** Dororo Art
**[09:29] ---**
Dororo Art: One in Body and Soul!
***SIGN*** One in Body and Soul
**[09:38] ---**
It's running! Great Keron is running, sir!
**[09:41] ---**
Dororo... Boomerang!
**[09:43] ---**
ROBO!
**[09:46] ---**
Dororo... Breaker!
**[09:48] ---**
ROBORORORORO...
**[09:51] ---**
My glasses, my glasses...
**[09:53] ---**
And one more for a bonus!
**[09:55] ---**
Y-You don't mean...?!
**[09:56] ---**
Gerorincho!!
**[09:58] ---**
ROBO... ROBOBO... R-BOBOBOBOBOBO...
**[10:02] ---**
Now!
**[10:04] ---**
It is time for the finish!
***SIGN*** Dororo: Sattvic Galactic Slash!!
**[10:07] ---**
Dororo: Sattvic Galactic Slash!
**[10:15] ---**
Th-That feels good...
**[10:23] ---**
Robobo... you were a worthy foe.
***SIGN*** Worthy Foe
**[10:27] ---**
You really are something, Dororo!
**[10:30] ---**
You put way too much into it!
**[10:32] ---**
Hmph. I expected no less.
**[10:34] ---**
Thank you all.
**[10:35] ---**
However, it is worth reconsidering
our reliance on robo— on rob...
**[10:39] ---**
All that energetic stuff's made me hungry!
**[10:42] ---**
I wonder what's for dinner tonight.
**[10:45] ---**
Um... Please... Hear me out...!
**[10:45] [SONG] ---**
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
**[10:49] ---**
And Lance Corporal Dororo
is left behind once again.
**[10:51] ---**
But this time, he had a big role
that really showed him off!
**[10:55] ---**
Really? You really think I sh—
**[11:06] ---**
That day, Private Tamama was heading to the
Hinata house to attend a scheduled meeting.
***SIGN*** Non-combustibles
Recyclables (e.g. glass/plastic)
**[11:18] ---**
Snap!
**[11:19] ---**
What'd'ya think you're doin', huh?!
**[11:21] ---**
Learn that your bark
is worse than your bite!
**[11:25] ---**
Tama?
***SIGN*** Note
***SIGN*** Combustibles: Mon/Thu Non-combustibles: Fri Recyclables (e.g. glass/plastic bottles): Sat
**[11:28] ---**
Dense note, dense note, dense note.
**[11:31] ---**
"This Note: How to Use."
***SIGN*** How to Use Part 1 Try drawing someone you know! Something fun will happen, ku ku ♪
**[11:33] ---**
"Try drawing someone you know!
Something fun will happen."
**[11:38] ---**
Something fun?
**[11:43] ---**
Tamama: Dense Note, Sir!
**[11:49] ---**
Well, I tried drawing Mr. Corporal, but...
**[11:52] ---**
...is something funny
actually going to happen?
**[11:56] ---**
N-Natchi! The potato is baked now!
**[12:00] ---**
Giroro... What did you just say?
**[12:02] ---**
I... I said that the potato is baked, Natchi!
**[12:07] ---**
What's up with you?
Doing a Tamama impression...
**[12:09] ---**
N-No, I am not!
**[12:11] ---**
I do not want to do an impression,
my mouth is just...
**[12:15] ---**
Hot!! Hot! Hot! Hot! It is so hot!
**[12:21] ---**
Mr. Corporal is acting so weird!
**[12:23] ---**
I will get whoever did this!
**[12:23] ---**
But... why all of a sudden?
**[12:24] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta them!
***SIGN*** Note
**[12:27] ---**
Could it be...
**[12:29] ---**
Okay... so... let's get
the meeting started...
**[12:32] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
Dororo-senpai is not here yet!
**[12:36] ---**
Gero?
**[12:37] ---**
Wh-What's up with you, Giroro?
**[12:39] ---**
I... I am not doing this on purpose!
**[12:43] ---**
Weirdo.
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[12:45] ---**
More importantly, it looks like
Dororo-senpai is not here yet.
***SIGN*** Oh, well
**[12:49] ---**
Oh, darn! I forgot to call him!
**[12:52] ---**
Or, like, yearly event?
**[12:54] ---**
N-Noooooo...
**[12:56] ---**
Gero?
**[12:57] ---**
"Yearly event"... that is so mean...
**[13:00] ---**
I knew it... anyone who is
drawn by me in this book
***SIGN*** Note
**[13:04] ---**
starts talking like me!
**[13:06] ---**
Well... it is funny, but it is a bit wrong.
**[13:10] ---**
If everyone impersonates me,
**[13:11] ---**
then I will not be the only
cute and lovely character anymore.
***SIGN*** Cuuuuuute ♡
**[13:15] ---**
You haven't gotten to the fun part yet.
**[13:17] ---**
Tama?
**[13:18] ---**
After drawing the picture, try writing words
in a bubble within 966 seconds.
**[13:24] ---**
The person who was drawn will say
the words exactly as written.
***SIGN*** Kululu,
emotionally
moved!!
**[13:27] ---**
Kululu, emotionally moved!
**[13:30] ---**
Could this notebook be your
invention, Kululu-senpai?
**[13:34] ---**
Mochicourse.
**[13:37] ---**
It works by controlling the person
who is drawn using special EM waves.
**[13:42] ---**
I accidentally dropped it just as I was
planning on running some experiments with it.
**[13:46] ---**
Okay, fine, I will give it back!
**[13:48] ---**
I do not want you breathing down my neck.
**[13:51] ---**
No... You don't need to return it.
**[13:55] ---**
You picked up that notebook.
**[13:58] ---**
How you use it is up to you.
**[14:00] ---**
This notebook is mine...?
**[14:05] ---**
Uncle, where are Giroro-san and Dororo-san?
**[14:08] ---**
They've gone to get checked out
by Chief Nurse Pururu.
**[14:11] ---**
They say they've caught some
weird disease from Private Tamama.
**[14:15] ---**
I see...
**[14:18] ---**
Then I think you'd better
get checked out, too.
**[14:22] ---**
Don't ya think, stupid frog?!
***SIGN*** Gunpla Disease
**[14:26] ---**
You've got Gunpla disease,
manga disease, and anime disease!
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
***SIGN*** Manga Disease
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
***SIGN*** Jabariser
***SIGN*** Anime Disease
**[14:30] ---**
And game disease, to top it off!
***SIGN*** Game Disease
**[14:33] ---**
And that's why the Pekopon invasion
never gets anywhere, isn't it, huh?!
**[14:37] ---**
L-Lady Mois...
**[14:39] ---**
What the heck has gotten into you, ma'am?
**[14:42] ---**
I'm not the problem here!
You're always running away from reality!
**[14:45] ---**
You make the Keron Star cry!
**[14:48] ---**
Ohh... S-Saying it like that...
**[14:50] ---**
It's too much, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Running from Reality
**[14:53] ---**
Instant running from reality!
**[14:54] ---**
It's not like that, Uncle!
**[14:57] ---**
Gero?
**[14:57] ---**
I... I...
**[15:00] ---**
I...
**[15:01] ---**
I...
**[15:02] ---**
Lady Mo—
**[15:04] ---**
I'm frickin' fed up with
you now, stupid frog!
***SIGN*** Note
**[15:07] ---**
This notebook's power... is incredible!
***SIGN*** I'm frickin' fed up with you now, stupid frog!!
**[15:11] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:12] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[15:13] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:14] ---**
Stupid fro-og!
**[15:21] ---**
L-Lady Mois...
**[15:23] ---**
That woman... Learned your lesson yet, huh?
**[15:26] ---**
Now, for my next trick...
**[15:29] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, what is wrong?
**[15:32] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama...
**[15:35] ---**
Now, let us go, Tamama.
**[15:36] ---**
It's happening!!
***SIGN*** It's happening!!
**[15:38] ---**
We will elope together,
just you and me, sir.
**[15:41] ---**
I will follow you to the
ends of the universe!
**[15:44] ---**
This notebook still has so many uses...
***SIGN*** Note
**[15:48] ---**
Still so many... Still so many!
**[15:55] ---**
The Nishizawa Group has a grip over the
majority of the Pekoponian economy.
**[15:59] ---**
In other words...
***SIGN*** How to Draw Good Lookalike Pictures HOW TO Oekaki Beautiful Origami Flowing My Jealousy and Ham Okashi General Keroro #6, #5, #4, #3, #2, #1
**[16:02] ---**
...if I can obtain the whole
of the Nishizawa Group,
**[16:02] ---**
This is *Paripari Palue!*
**[16:03] ---**
Today, we have the pleasure of visiting the
Nishizawa mansion, home of the world's ultrarich.
**[16:04] ---**
Pekopon is as good as conquered!
**[16:08] ---**
I will make Momocchi say it.
**[16:10] ---**
Words that will provide the foothold for
achieving our invasion of Pekopon.
***SIGN*** I'll give the Nishizawa Peach Group to Tama-chan ♪
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And then I will become God...
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God of the new Pekopon!
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Nishizawa-san's handmade occult packed lunch!
**[16:24] ---**
It tastes so good!
**[16:26] ---**
Does it really?! Thank you so much!
**[16:31] ---**
With this romance-fulfilling machine,
***SIGN*** Romance Degree
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today is the day I'll get Fuyuki-kun's heart!
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Hello!
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T-Tama-chan?
**[16:40] ---**
Momocchi!
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Do you not have something to say to me?
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Something to say...?
**[16:46] ---**
Yes! You must have something you want to say!
***SIGN*** I'll give the Nishizawa Peach Group to Tama-chan ♪
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I... I don't think I do...
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Yes, you do!
**[16:54] ---**
You were supposed to have something!
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Well, I'm afraid...
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Can't he just frickin' shut up?!
***SIGN*** Romance Degree
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I have more pressing things right now!
**[17:04] ---**
You definitely are supposed
to have something!
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You are supposed to!
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Are! Supposed to!
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When I say no... I frickin' mean no!!
***SIGN*** Chop!!
**[17:14] ---**
Owww... Why...
**[17:17] ---**
...will Momocchi not say she will
give me the Nishizawa Group...?
***SIGN*** How to Use
Part 1
Try drawing
someone
you know!
Something fun
will happen,
ku ku ♪
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'Cause it doesn't look like her.
***SIGN*** How to Use
Part 1
Try drawing someone you know!
Something fun will happen, ku ku ♪
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Tama?
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If the drawing doesn't look enough
alike, it won't have an effect.
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That's one of the rules of this notebook.
***SIGN*** How to Use
Part 2
When the picture looks
too unlike the person, it is invalid.
Ku ku ♪
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B-But...!
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And so!
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Ta-da! It Never Rains But It Spectacles!
***SIGN*** It Never Rains But It Spectacles
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If you wear these, you'll be able to
draw a picture just like the real thing.
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Really?!
**[17:44] ---**
However...! Once you put them on...
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...you'll never be able to take them off.
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Ever...?
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Noooo!
**[17:53] ---**
I will draw it well without
relying on those spectacles!
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Will you now.
**[17:59] ---**
And then that girl slipped back
through the wall and disappeared!
**[18:04] ---**
That's so scary!
**[18:06] ---**
Good! Great atmosphere!
**[18:08] ---**
One more push...
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Momocchi!
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What?!
**[18:12] ---**
You must have something
you want to say to me!
**[18:16] ---**
*No.* I frickin' told you.
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S-So you did...
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Why... Why...
***SIGN*** I'll give the
Nishizawa
Peach Group
to Tama-chan ♪
**[18:25] ---**
I thought I drew it better than before...
**[18:27] ---**
When you redraw a picture,
you have to add color.
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That's a rule.
***SIGN*** How to Use Part 3 When you redraw a picture, you have to apply coloration to it. Ku ku ♪
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You just made that up afterwards!
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You can stop if you like.
**[18:38] ---**
And then misfortune will befall
the owner of the notebook.
**[18:41] ---**
That's the ryule.
***SIGN*** I'll give the
Nishizawa
Peach Group
to Tama-chan ♪
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Momocchi! Do you not have som—
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Tama!
**[18:49] ---**
Piss off!!
**[18:52] ---**
Wh-Why does it happen...
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You took too long to color it in.
***SIGN*** How to Use Part 3 When you redraw a picture, you have to apply coloration to it. Ku ku ♪
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When that happens, the rule is that you
have to draw it while singing a drawing song.
***SIGN*** How to Use Part 4 If you take too long to color it in, you have to draw it while singing a drawing song. Ku ku ♪
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A draw... a drawing song?
**[19:06] ---**
Well...? What will you do...?
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Do it or not. It's up to you...
***SIGN*** How to Use
Part 4
If you take too long to color it in, you have to draw it while singing a drawing song. Ku ku ♪
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I will do it! I will do it!
**[19:14] ---**
Hold up.
***SIGN*** How to Use
Part 4
If you take too long
to color it in,
you have to draw it
while singing a
drawing song.
Ku ku ♪
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Uhh, in that case, the size of the picture
***SIGN*** Please make sure that the size of the picture-song-drawn picture is 96.6 meters squared ♡
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should be 96.6 meters squared,
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so make sure you take
care of that. Okay, start!
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96.6 meters squared?!
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There we go.
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I will be God. I will be God!
***SIGN*** Private Tamama is here
**[19:36] [SONG] ---**
Get a big potato chip,
**[19:39] [SONG] ---**
And put some cookies and candies on top!
**[19:43] [SONG] ---**
Put strawberries and cookies on top, as well,
**[19:46] [SONG] ---**
And put a cream bread on her head.
***SIGN*** Tweet Tweet
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Dangle down some popsicles,
**[19:54] [SONG] ---**
Stick five bananas ALL THE WAY IN.
**[20:00] [SONG] ---**
Her frilly little clothes
prove she's a rich lady.
**[20:04] [SONG] ---**
When she gets angry,
she cannot be controlled!
**[20:07] [SONG] ---**
Gigantic Momocchi is complete!
**[20:12] ---**
All that's left... is the words...
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Ahhh! My precious drawing!
**[20:19] ---**
Wait! Wait!
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W-Wait...
**[20:29] ---**
I will be God...
**[20:31] ---**
I will be God...!
**[20:38] ---**
It was quite interesting.
**[20:43] ---**
So, it was thanks to
Private 2nd Class Tamama conking out
**[20:46] ---**
that we were able to return to normal, sir?
**[20:49] ---**
S-Seriously, though.
**[20:51] ---**
It was truly a dreadful notebook.
**[20:54] ---**
Or, like, terror shivers?
***SIGN*** Note
**[20:57] ---**
Looks like I'd better get rid of this.
**[21:00] ---**
I'll use it, sir!
**[21:01] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[21:03] ---**
I'll practice my drawing and
master that notebook, sir!
***SIGN*** Note
**[21:08] ---**
That so? Then you'd better give
these a look through first.
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Click!
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Wh-What are these?
**[21:18] ---**
The rulebooks for this notebook.
**[21:21] ---**
This invention is one of
my more terrifying ones,
***SIGN*** ...together with the people
who have touched the notebook.
Ku ku ♪
***SIGN*** How to Use
Part 96969696:
If you make the notebook
unusable by cutting it up,
etc., then you...
***SIGN*** How to Use
Part 9999999:
If you wipe the face
with tie-dyed fabric,
curry smell will
come out of the body.
Ku ku ♪
***SIGN*** Legs are just for show.
The brass doesn't
understand things like that.
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so I built a ton of rules in,
and ended up with this mess.
***SIGN*** How to Use
Part 110110110:
When you gain
the designation "King,"
you have to wear a bathrobe
in the locker room.
Ku ku ♪
***SIGN*** Rain falls only when...
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Th-These are all rules?!
**[21:30] ---**
If you pick something up on the road,
drop it off at a police station!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
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Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
**[23:07] ---**
Fuyuki here.
**[23:08] ---**
When the scent of fragrant tea olive
can be smelled, back comes Alisa-chan.
**[23:12] ---**
It seems like normally she pursues
those who lurk in the dark around the world,
**[23:17] ---**
but next time we meet, I'd better ask her
not to wipe out all the UMAs on Earth!
**[23:22] ---**
Never mind that.
**[23:23] ---**
Don't hunt me!
**[23:26] ---**
"Alisa vs. 'Invasion Goes Nowhere'
Yokai, Sir!"
***SIGN*** No Progressss
**[23:30] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!