# E152 - Keroro: Shutsubotsu! Adplanetic Tengoku, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4WGQW/keroro-shutsubotsu-adplanetic-tengoku-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:31] ---**
The footsteps of spring are just around
the corner, yet I'm feeling blue...
**[01:36] ---**
Why, you ask? Because I feel like I'm
hardly going to appear today at all.
**[01:40] ---**
Exactly what did you want to show us?
**[01:42] ---**
Ahem.
**[01:43] ---**
The program I helped produce is
going to be aired today, ma'am.
**[01:48] ---**
Ahh... then I'll pass.
**[01:50] ---**
'Cause I just know it's
going to be really dumb.
**[01:52] ---**
Hey! R-Really dumb! How rude!
**[01:55] ---**
And here I am trying to get your mother
planet some proper extensive coverage!
**[01:59] ---**
You're showing off Pekopon?
**[02:01] ---**
Then... is it that program?!
**[02:04] ---**
Y-You helped produce *that program*
that shows off planets all over the galaxy?!
**[02:11] ---**
Indeed I did!
**[02:12] ---**
Wellll, Yama-chan the Producerion
asked me personally, y'know?
**[02:17] ---**
You're an expert on Pekopon!
**[02:20] ---**
We would greatly like to borrow
your knowledge, Sergeant Keroro!
**[02:23] ---**
Gero!
**[02:24] ---**
And that's how I became an advisor!
**[02:27] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you are always so great!
**[02:30] ---**
You are on the road to being someone
indispensable to program-producing-type aliens!
***SIGN*** Ace Producer-sama
**[02:35] ---**
Why don't you stop living in la la land
**[02:38] ---**
and put some effort into your real
mission, huh? Your real mission!
**[02:40] ---**
No, no, no, no.
**[02:42] ---**
Before you complain, well,
give it a bit of a watch, first.
**[02:45] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[02:48] ---**
It'll be starting any second.
**[02:50] ---**
Click!
**[02:52] ---**
Giroro, as if I would
forget my main mission...
**[02:56] ---**
A few hundred billion aliens watch this
program across the Intergalactic Net.
**[03:01] ---**
And soon, they will contribute
to our Keroro Platoon, sir!
**[03:06] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[03:11] ---**
Keroro: Shutsubotsu!
Adplanetic Tengoku, Sir!
**[03:17] ---**
The third planet of the Solar System,
in a remote region of the universe.
**[03:20] ---**
This planet, which has been a fond
playground for us aliens for a long time,
**[03:25] ---**
is a surprise box full of thrills
and excitement.
**[03:28] ---**
Let's have fun and do a circuit around the
hot tourist spots everyone's talking about!
**[03:33] ---**
And so, today's theme is...
***SIGN*** Pekopon
**[03:35] ---**
...Pekopon.
**[03:37] ---**
Let's check out the best 30.
**[03:41] ---**
The first step on the road to Pekopon.
***SIGN*** Platform 0 at Inner-Tokyo Station
**[03:43] ---**
#30: Platform 0 at Inner-Tokyo Station.
**[03:46] ---**
It's the main terminal for space
tourists visiting Pekopon.
***SIGN*** A Warm Welcome to Dororo-kun's Honorable Mother
from everyone in the Keroro Platoon
**[03:50] ---**
But astonishingly, not one Pekoponian
realizes its existence, thanks to the anti-barrier.
**[03:58] ---**
A very popular comic magazine on Pekopon.
**[04:01] ---**
#29: Shonen Alpha.
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
**[04:04] ---**
*Captain Geroro* is very popular,
even in space.
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[04:07] ---**
The comic that started it all
is serialized in this magazine.
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[04:10] ---**
Creator Mr. Yoshizaki's editor-in-chief
**[04:13] ---**
is said to be the most
dynamite woman on Pekopon.
**[04:16] ---**
Ahh... I'd like to meet her, just once...
***SIGN*** Editing Department
**[04:22] ---**
A seasonal tradition.
**[04:24] ---**
#28: Cherry blossom viewing.
***SIGN*** Cherry-blossom viewing
**[04:27] ---**
A drunken bacchanalia while watching
the cherry blossom petals.
**[04:33] ---**
A seasonal tradition.
**[04:34] [SONG] ---**
We came from a faraway planet.
***SIGN*** Bon dancing
**[04:35] ---**
#27: Bon dancing.
**[04:38] [SONG] ---**
We came here to the blue Earth.
**[04:38] ---**
The "Pekopon Invasion Ondo" is predicted
to be this summer's big hit!
**[04:44] ---**
A seasonal tradition.
***SIGN*** Matsutake
**[04:47] ---**
#26: Matsutake.
**[04:49] ---**
They're mushrooms with a
great taste and a great scent.
**[04:52] [SONG] ---**
I am Giroro, a reckless soldier.
**[04:52] ---**
But, for some reason,
**[04:53] ---**
it seems there are some stupid aliens
mistaking them for fierce monsters.
***SIGN*** Here
**[04:59] ---**
A-Are they talking about me?
**[04:59] [SONG] ---**
My password is "giro giro giro."
**[05:04] ---**
A seasonal tradition.
***SIGN*** Eel
**[05:06] ---**
#25: Eel.
**[05:09] ---**
Eel kabayaki is the best solution
to beating the summer heat!
**[05:12] ---**
It boosts virility, too,
for all the fathers out there!
**[05:16] ---**
A seasonal tradition.
***SIGN*** Baked potatoes
**[05:19] ---**
#24: Baked potatoes.
**[05:21] ---**
Steaming baked potatoes are delicious!
**[05:24] ---**
But it seems there are some poor aliens
**[05:26] ---**
who get caught in some kind of trouble
every time they try to eat them.
**[05:32] ---**
Gero...
**[05:33] ---**
Me yet again?
**[05:34] ---**
Considering you said
you'd show off the Earth,
**[05:37] ---**
you're just showing them all the things
that happen around you!
**[05:40] ---**
So naive, Lady Natsumi, ma'am!
**[05:43] ---**
What the alien viewers want to see
**[05:44] ---**
is the daily life and living habits on Pekopon,
just as we have experienced them, ma'am!
**[05:50] ---**
And when the viewers,
glued to the program,
**[05:53] ---**
have watched the broadcast
to its conclusion...
**[05:55] ---**
...my true plan will activate, sir!
**[05:58] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[06:01] ---**
Treasure discovered?
**[06:03] ---**
#23: Ancient ruins.
***SIGN*** Ancient ruins
**[06:05] ---**
Strangely-shaped buildings
erected all over Pekopon.
**[06:09] ---**
It seems some Pekoponians think these
were erected by aliens, but actually... oh!
**[06:17] ---**
We can't have any Pekoponians who might be
watching this program finding out about that!
***SIGN*** Artistic Depiction
**[06:21] ---**
Better keep it a secret.
**[06:22] ---**
Awwww! Actually what?! Actually what?!
**[06:27] ---**
A place to refresh yourself!
***SIGN*** Country scenery
**[06:29] ---**
#22: Country scenery.
**[06:32] ---**
Gentle atmosphere and pleasant breezes.
**[06:36] ---**
And there...?
**[06:37] ---**
Adplanet Photography Museum.
***SIGN*** Adplanet Photography Museum
**[06:40] ---**
The peaceful people who live here...
**[06:45] ---**
Ah! It's Grandma!
**[06:47] ---**
If she found out she's being
broadcast all across the universe,
**[06:50] ---**
she'd be so surprised!
**[06:52] ---**
Now the admiral is famous too, sir!
**[06:56] ---**
How about a rock for a souvenir?
***SIGN*** The moon
**[06:59] ---**
#22: Pekopon's satellite, the moon.
**[07:02] ---**
There are rabbits pounding
mochi on the moon.
***SIGN*** Carrots
**[07:05] ---**
Pekoponians are said to have
believed this for a long time.
**[07:08] ---**
Don't you think that's romantic?
**[07:12] ---**
These were #30 through #21!
***SIGN*** Pekopon
**[07:16] ---**
Thanks for waiting!
**[07:18] ---**
Seeing all the sights of your planet,
it's time for the planetary entertainment
**[07:21] ---**
*Shutsubotsu! Adplanetic Tengoku!*
**[07:23] ---**
I am your planet's advertising chief,
***SIGN*** Advertising Chief Kinkinnian, Donkeynyan
**[07:26] ---**
Donkeynyan the Kinkinnian!
**[07:28] ---**
Peter picked a peck of pon?
***SIGN*** Assistant Space Watanabe Kumiko
**[07:31] ---**
Space Watanabe Kumiko here.
**[07:33] ---**
Well, everyone,
**[07:35] ---**
why don't you write down the thing
you think Pekopon is most about.
***SIGN*** Part-Time Job
**[07:41] ---**
Work!
**[07:43] ---**
Just give me a job! I'll do anything!
**[07:46] ---**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'm so sorry
my brother is using the public airwaves!
**[07:52] ---**
Job-hunting here?
**[07:54] ---**
In the first place, you're a
space detective, aren't you?
**[07:56] ---**
Now his face is known across the universe.
**[08:00] ---**
That'll stop his detective gig for sure.
**[08:04] ---**
Then, Viper-san. Let's hear from you.
***SIGN*** Tokusatsu Heroes
**[08:07] ---**
The reason I look like this is because...
**[08:10] ---**
...I had it imprinted in my tokusatsu hero soul
that I had to lose to the sentai hero, gara!!
**[08:19] ---**
Garrrra gara gara gara!
**[08:22] ---**
Impressive.
**[08:24] ---**
Viper-dono, it is marvelous
to see you are in good health.
**[08:27] ---**
Okay, Angol Mois-san, if you please.
***SIGN*** Lovey-Dovey for Uncle ♥
**[08:30] ---**
Of course, for me it's this!
**[08:32] ---**
Uncle, are you watching?
**[08:34] ---**
Or, like, global broadcast?
**[08:36] ---**
Ooh, Lady Mois!
**[08:38] ---**
You look great on TV too, ma'am!
**[08:40] ---**
I will beat...!
**[08:42] ---**
Next, then! You two.
***SIGN*** Red Daruma
**[08:44] ---**
This for us.
**[08:46] ---**
Really. We had such a bad
experience on Pekopon!
**[08:50] ---**
Thanks to those fraudsters disguised
as us, we were misunderstood,
**[08:53] ---**
and no sooner had we landed
than we were fired upon!
**[08:55] ---**
By the red daruma!
***SIGN*** Red Daruma
You jerk!
**[08:58] ---**
I don't even like remembering it.
**[09:01] ---**
About 70 cm.
**[09:02] ---**
Wh-Why is it all about me...
**[09:05] ---**
Is this where we come for baked potatoes?
**[09:08] ---**
Ahh! Wh-When did these people get here?!
**[09:11] ---**
Ooh!
**[09:12] ---**
Came here after seeing *Adplanet.*
**[09:15] ---**
Where can I go to eat matsutakes?
**[09:18] ---**
Tell me somewhere with good kabayaki.
**[09:21] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[09:22] ---**
Adplanet, you are a force to be
reckoned with. Such influence, sir!
**[09:26] ---**
If this keeps up, my plan
will unquestionably...!
**[09:30] ---**
What on Earth is Sergeant Keroro
planning to use this program for?!
**[09:34] ---**
...And more importantly, am I going to
get any lines in the second half?
**[09:45] ---**
Pekopon best 20.
**[09:47] ---**
Come along! So many electronics!
***SIGN*** Akihabara
**[09:49] ---**
#20: Akihabara.
**[09:52] ---**
Even us aliens have long
had a connection with
***SIGN*** Oden
**[09:55] ---**
this holy land of Pekoponian culture.
***SIGN*** Moé
**[10:00] ---**
How about this for a diet?
***SIGN*** Space Plant Nyororo
**[10:03] ---**
#19: Space plant Nyororo.
**[10:05] ---**
The mortal enemy of the
moisture-loving Keronians.
**[10:09] ---**
They appear on Pekopon,
too, from time to time.
**[10:13] ---**
Gero!
**[10:16] ---**
I never advised them to show that one!
**[10:21] ---**
There are many gimmicks.
***SIGN*** Ninja Mansion
**[10:24] ---**
#18: What do ninja mansions remind you of?
**[10:26] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[10:28] ---**
You're showing *me*?
**[10:30] ---**
Mom must be watching this program,
too... I just know she'll be so happy!
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ninja Mansion
**[10:35] ---**
Gozaru gozaru!
**[10:37] ---**
The popular attraction
at Historical Wonderland!
***SIGN*** Historical Wonderland
**[10:41] ---**
Huh...?
***SIGN*** Tomorrow's Information (Ashita no Jou-hou)
**[10:43] ---**
Tomorrow's Information!
(Ashita no Jou-hou)
**[10:45] ---**
For the first three to arrive tomorrow,
***SIGN*** Chuubei-sama Specially-Manufactured Strap
**[10:48] ---**
you'll receive this specially-manufactured
"Wondermouse Chuubei-sama" strap, jora!
**[10:53] ---**
No way! For real? For real?!
**[10:53] ---**
I am so disappointed, Keroro-kun...
**[10:57] ---**
The space detective siblings
are doing part-time work?
***SIGN*** Supermarket, Ooba
**[11:00] ---**
#17: The supermarket Ooba.
**[11:03] ---**
It seems that it is tough to eke out
a living from their main occupation.
***SIGN*** Christmas Cakes
***SIGN*** Christmas Cakes
**[11:06] ---**
If you happen upon them,
please extend to them a hand of love!
**[11:10] ---**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
**[11:12] ---**
I'm so sorry we keep using public
airwaves from time to time!
**[11:16] ---**
Where is the 01 version right now?
***SIGN*** Strategic Weather Satellite Komawari
**[11:19] ---**
#16: The Strategic Weather Satellite,
Komawari.
**[11:23] ---**
It's an artificial satellite
launched by the Keroro Platoon.
**[11:25] ---**
But the original 01 version
got fed up with the Keroro Platoon,
**[11:29] ---**
and disappeared into the
far reaches of space.
**[11:34] ---**
These were #20 - #15!
**[11:36] ---**
I see.
**[11:39] ---**
Viper Joe who you just saw
**[11:41] ---**
is my father's cousin's
second cousin's classmate's
**[11:44] ---**
class teacher's cosignatory's
**[11:46] ---**
Umm,
**[11:46] ---**
wife's friend's nephew's neighbor's savior's
**[11:47] ---**
I remembered something
I have to urgently attend to,
**[11:49] ---**
old friend's incompetent lawyer's
**[11:49] ---**
so I'll excuse myself now.
**[11:51] ---**
Or, like, leaving midway?
**[11:51] ---**
mother's character designer's
illustrator's...
***SIGN*** Moé
**[11:55] ---**
Maid cafés. Akiba's maid cafés. Moé moé.
**[11:58] ---**
Where are the Nyororos, dear?
**[12:00] ---**
I'd dearly like to use them for my diet!
**[12:04] ---**
More of them!
**[12:05] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[12:06] ---**
The *Adplanetic* effect is in full force!
Just like I planned!
**[12:12] ---**
If you want a Dangal...
***SIGN*** Hicksville
Beach
Swimsuit
Beauty Comedy
Team Contest
***SIGN*** Reception
***SIGN*** Hicksville Beach
**[12:14] ---**
#15: Hicksville Beach.
**[12:17] ---**
If you win a prize in one of the
comedy contests held there every summer,
**[12:21] ---**
you could win a rare Dangal!
***SIGN*** Dangal
***SIGN*** Zeta Dangal
***SIGN*** Double Zeta Dangal
**[12:26] ---**
Owned by the Nishizawa Group,
the richest people on Pekopon,
***SIGN*** Hinata Fuyuki Museum
**[12:31] ---**
#14: The Hinata Fuyuki Museum!
**[12:33] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Hinata Fuyuki Museum
**[12:35] ---**
A private museum, built by a maiden in love
who let her wealth do the talking.
**[12:40] ---**
Woo-woo! Hot stuff!
**[12:43] ---**
This is so mean, Sarge!
**[12:45] ---**
Owned by the Nishizawa Group,
the richest people on Pekopon,
***SIGN*** Hotel
Lift
East Course
***SIGN*** Nishizawas' Private Ski Resort
**[12:50] ---**
#13: The Nishizawas' private ski resort!
**[12:53] ---**
A maiden in love carried out a plan
to make her love come true,
**[12:56] ---**
but it ended in failure!
**[13:00] ---**
Owned by the Nishizawa Group,
the richest people on Pekopon,
***SIGN*** Southern Island
**[13:04] ---**
#12: Southern island.
**[13:06] ---**
A maiden in love carried out a plan
to make her love come true,
**[13:10] ---**
but it ended in failure!
**[13:13] ---**
Owned by the Nishizawa Group,
the richest people on Pekopon,
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Tower
**[13:17] ---**
#11: The Nishizawa Tower.
**[13:20] ---**
Unbeknownst to the maiden in love,
**[13:22] ---**
the object of her love was in deep trouble.
**[13:24] ---**
These were #15 to #11.
**[13:28] ---**
Pekopon looks full of fun places!
**[13:31] ---**
I... I want a Dangal model.
**[13:34] ---**
About 90 cm.
**[13:36] ---**
Then let's go!!
**[13:38] ---**
Have a look at this new signature item,
with my 556 Seal of Approval!!
***SIGN*** Planet
**[13:43] ---**
We found a surprising new
signature item on Pekopon!
**[13:45] ---**
Three-shelf storage units!
***SIGN*** Three-shelf storage units
**[13:47] ---**
They can be used as molds for tofu-making,
for disturbing kinds of cookery,
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro & 556's Dish
***SIGN*** No Idea What It Is Dish
**[13:51] ---**
and even sometimes for putting your foot
in and tripping over. They have many uses!
**[13:56] ---**
We'll show more in the studio!
**[13:59] ---**
Huh, I never knew that!
***SIGN*** Platform
**[14:06] ---**
They can do this! And this!
***SIGN*** Zen meditation
***SIGN*** Bathing
**[14:09] ---**
And this!
***SIGN*** Verdict!!
**[14:11] ---**
Verdict! The new signature item,
with 556's Seal of Approval!
***SIGN*** New Signature Item, 556-Approved
**[14:17] ---**
Playtime is over, fiends!
**[14:19] ---**
Let's go, Lavie! It's time for work!
**[14:23] ---**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry
my brother can't read the mood at all!
***SIGN*** I will
beat the
crap
outta you!
**[14:27] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you! I'll beat the
crap outta you! I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[14:29] ---**
Tama? It's from Momocchi!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Momoka
**[14:33] ---**
I'll beat the—
**[14:34] ---**
Hi hi! I'm the cute and lovely Tama-chan!
**[14:38] ---**
T-Tama-chan, we've got trouble!
**[14:40] ---**
UFOs... UFOs are gathering around all the
Nishizawa Group's facilities, one after another!
**[14:46] ---**
Ah, that's because
**[14:48] ---**
Mr. Sergeant produced a program
called *Adplanetic Tengoku*
**[14:52] ---**
and showed off your house—
**[14:53] ---**
So it was you numbnuts again!
***SIGN*** Kukukukuku...
**[14:58] ---**
There are a whole bunch of aliens at Hicksville
Beach too, with their sights on the Dangals.
**[15:04] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[15:06] ---**
My plan is all but complete!
**[15:10] ---**
All that's left is to show off #1!
**[15:13] ---**
What is #1?!
**[15:16] ---**
It is...
**[15:19] ---**
What? A new business?
**[15:22] ---**
Correct!
**[15:23] ---**
I've actually been secretly remodeling our
usual place, preparing it for a reopening, sir.
***SIGN*** Curry Snack GoN!
***SIGN*** The Original, Family-Run We Pride Ourselves on Flavor Keroro Ramen Opening Today
***SIGN*** The Original, Family-Run We Pride Ourselves on Flavor Keroro Ramen We will turn away those with a bad sense of taste
**[15:28] ---**
Its name: Keroro Ramen!
**[15:31] ---**
Why is it always this with you...?!
**[15:33] ---**
When my shop is introduced as #1,
***SIGN*** Keroro Ramen
**[15:36] ---**
aliens who saw the program will pour in!
**[15:39] ---**
And we'll be able to make tons and tons of
money for our Pekopon invasion budget, sir!
**[15:44] ---**
It is perfect, sir.
**[15:46] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero!
Gero gerorincho!
**[15:46] ---**
I sense false hope again.
***SIGN*** Pekopon Best 10
**[15:49] ---**
Pekopon best 10.
**[15:52] ---**
The most popular Pekopon souvenir,
***SIGN*** Kumamoto
Specialty,
Instant
Dumplings
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings
**[15:56] ---**
#10: Instant Dumplings.
***SIGN*** Potatoes
***SIGN*** Potatoes
**[15:58] ---**
The production lines are
working at full capacity,
***SIGN*** Azuki
***SIGN*** Azuki
***SIGN*** Flour
**[16:00] ---**
but stocks are as low as ever.
***SIGN*** Flour
**[16:02] ---**
A sell-out is inevitable!
**[16:08] ---**
Hey, there are even more of them here!
**[16:10] ---**
Ignore them. Ignore.
**[16:11] ---**
Look at them!
Their ballooning expectations!
**[16:14] ---**
To respond to their hopes,
**[16:16] ---**
we must make all haste and push for
Keroro Ramen to open immediately!
***SIGN*** Keroro Ramen
**[16:22] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** Keroro Ramen
**[16:24] ---**
Please take one. I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** Keroro Ramen Opening Today Black Tri-Ramen Effective Thrust 58,200 Kcal Miso / Curry / Cold
**[16:27] ---**
It opened today!
***SIGN*** Here
**[16:29] ---**
Miso, curry, cold... a three-flavor...
**[16:32] ---**
...Tri-Ramen? Blergh...
***SIGN*** Our Goal!! Ten thousand meals sold out in one day!! - Keroro
**[16:35] ---**
Our goal!! Ten thousand meals
sold out in one day!!
**[16:39] ---**
A former slug?
**[16:41] [SONG] ---**
Fight, run, stick to things!
***SIGN*** Wettle King
**[16:42] ---**
#9: Wettle King.
**[16:44] [SONG] ---**
Slimy, slimy,
gooey, gooey, drippy!
**[16:44] ---**
A hero of justice that the Keroro Platoon
is said to have created.
**[16:48] ---**
Surely, even today, he is hard at work
protecting the peace on some planet.
**[16:48] [SONG] ---**
Wettle King!
***SIGN*** Giant
Wettle Kick
***SIGN*** Giant
Wettle Punch
**[16:55] ---**
What does the *Captain Geroro* anime
remind you of?
**[16:58] ---**
#8: Anime production company SUNIRASE.
***SIGN*** SUNIRASE
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
Farewell!
From one journey
to another!
**[17:01] ---**
We introduced *Captain Geroro* to you in #29.
**[17:04] ---**
The anime version, a huge hit
throughout the universe,
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[17:07] ---**
is created here at this company,
in a little-known corner of Pekopon.
**[17:13] ---**
Order-made.
***SIGN*** Pekoponian Suits
**[17:16] ---**
#7: The Pekoponian Suit.
**[17:18] ---**
There's a wide assortment,
from the businessman-type,
**[17:20] ---**
to detectives, enthusiastic teachers,
**[17:23] ---**
school nurses, high school girls,
***SIGN*** Am I stylish?
***SIGN*** Swimsuit Beauty
Comedy Team Contest
**[17:25] ---**
swimsuit girls, and many more.
**[17:29] ---**
Place your orders with the Keroro Platoon!
***SIGN*** Place your orders
with the Keroro Platoon!
**[17:32] ---**
No mooooreee!
**[17:37] ---**
To learn about Pekopon...
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy
**[17:39] ---**
#6: Kissho Academy.
**[17:42] ---**
Even aliens can easily sneak in
and attend the classes.
**[17:46] ---**
The orange color of the bloomers
the girls wear in gym is dazzling!
**[17:51] ---**
All right! Things are firing up now!
***SIGN*** Finally
**[17:54] ---**
We're finally into the best 5!
***SIGN*** The Best 5
**[17:56] ---**
But before that...
***SIGN*** But Before That...
**[17:57] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** The Pekopon Collection
**[17:59] ---**
The Pekopon Collection!
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Back of the TV
**[18:10] ---**
Ahhh! I'm normally pinned to
the TV watching this segment,
**[18:14] ---**
but just get on with showing #1, sir!
**[18:18] ---**
This place's location is a secret.
**[18:20] ---**
#5: The Keroro Platoon's secret base.
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Secret Base
**[18:23] ---**
It's the Keron Army's Pekopon invasion base.
**[18:26] ---**
But all we can show you today are the facilities
that don't have much to do with invasion.
**[18:30] ---**
There will be big problems if other aliens
plotting an invasion learn their secrets.
**[18:35] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Back of the TV
**[18:37] ---**
Right now, I find my fond and familiar
base to be intensely irritating!
**[18:41] ---**
The richest people on Pekopon.
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Group
**[18:44] ---**
#4: The Nishizawa Group.
**[18:47] ---**
This corporate entity controls approximately
51% of the Pekoponian economy.
**[18:51] ---**
They are not only wealthy,
**[18:53] ---**
but have sufficient technological and
military prowess to oppose aliens,
**[18:57] ---**
so it's safer not to
approach them carelessly!
***SIGN*** Back of the TV
**[19:00] ---**
Please! Please introduce #1 soon!
**[19:05] ---**
Pekopon's strongest creature.
**[19:07] ---**
#3: Hinata Natsumi.
***SIGN*** Hinata Natsumi
**[19:10] ---**
Her destructive power is 105 G.
**[19:12] ---**
She boasts formidable power that can
pulverize an opponent in a single attack.
**[19:15] ---**
If you value your life, it's safer
not to approach her carelessly!
**[19:20] ---**
Stupid frog...!
**[19:23] ---**
Hurry... and... show... #1...
**[19:27] ---**
A secret from the Pekoponians.
***SIGN*** Alien Town, Side 6
**[19:30] ---**
#2: Alien Town, Side 6.
***SIGN*** Extraterrestrial Ingredients Store
***SIGN*** Space Booze
Super Cheap!
**[19:34] ---**
A vast underground alien community that none
of the foolish Pekoponians have noticed.
***SIGN*** Dried Goods
**[19:39] ---**
There are five other such cities
like this on Pekopon.
***SIGN*** The Mobs
***SIGN*** Back of the TV
**[19:45] ---**
The next one's finally number one!
**[19:47] ---**
Lady Mois!
***SIGN*** Our Goal!!
Ten thousand meals sold out in one day!!
**[19:51] ---**
Or, like, business booming?!
**[19:53] ---**
And here it is, the one you've all been
waiting for, the announcement of #1!
**[19:57] ---**
Predicted to be the next taste sensation,
**[19:59] ---**
Here it comes!!
***SIGN*** Keroro Ramen
***SIGN*** Urgent News Bulletin
**[20:02] ---**
We interrupt this program
for an urgent news bulletin.
**[20:05] ---**
Gero...
**[20:07] ---**
Hey! What's going on?! There can't be
anything more important than this!
**[20:07] ---**
We have reports that a vast, giant object
is heading from the LMC to the Solar System.
**[20:12] ---**
Ge!! Look at the time!!
**[20:12] ---**
Again, a vast, giant object is heading
from the LMC to the Solar System.
**[20:15] ---**
Hurry! Resume the broadcast, or...
**[20:17] ---**
Caution is advised.
**[20:18] ---**
...my Keroro Ramen will be...
***SIGN*** Mutter
Mutter
Mutter
***SIGN*** Moé
**[20:21] ---**
Looks like we aren't
gettin' to see #1, huh...
**[20:25] ---**
It's a pity, but what can you do?
**[20:27] ---**
Think I'll go home and watch some
*Fushigi Boshi no Mitsugo Hime.*
**[20:31] ---**
I shall excuse myself, then, dear.
**[20:33] ---**
Noooo...
**[20:35] ---**
New information has just come in.
***SIGN*** Mysterious Giant Creature Encountered
**[20:37] ---**
According to explorer and adventurer
Space Yamaguchi Hiroshi,
**[20:40] ---**
the identity of the mysterious
giant creature is Zezeze—
**[20:43] ---**
Program's over.
***SIGN*** Sooo....
**[20:47] ---**
Uncle... all the ramen
we prepared has gone soft...
***SIGN*** Our Goal!! Ten thousand meals sold out in one day!!
**[20:51] ---**
Or, like, condemned product?
***SIGN*** Keroro Ramen
**[20:57] ---**
My... Black Tri-Ramen...
**[21:00] ---**
It's all for naught...
**[21:02] ---**
Matilda-san!!
**[21:05] ---**
That shop never works anyway,
no matter what we try.
**[21:09] ---**
It is not in a good position
from a feng shui perspective, either.
***SIGN*** Keroro Ramen Opening Today Black Tri-Ramen Miso / Curry / Cold Jet Stream Attack with 3 Flavors!!
***SIGN*** Demon's Gate
**[21:13] ---**
Demon's gate!
**[21:15] ---**
But the program itself was good, I thought.
**[21:18] ---**
You know, like a look back on our memories!
**[21:22] ---**
When you put it that way, you're right.
**[21:25] ---**
I forgot that so many things had
happened since we came to Pekopon...
**[21:30] ---**
I foresee our album of memories
continuing to expand.
**[21:35] ---**
Yeah. Until the day we complete our invasion.
**[21:39] ---**
I won't let you invade!
**[21:41] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[21:43] ---**
But I hope you'll let us
help you build that album.
**[21:47] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[21:51] ---**
Of course, ma'am!
**[21:53] ---**
I fully intend to keep on doing my best to
live in harmony with the Hinata family, ma'am!
**[21:58] ---**
Gosh, nothing spoils your spirits...
**[22:00] ---**
Gero!
**[22:03] ---**
But little did they know,
**[22:07] ---**
that Earth, that Pekopon,
**[22:09] ---**
was being approached by something that
threatened to erase it entirely from space!
**[22:14] ---**
That threat: Zezeze...
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
When we're together,
we're a pair of fools.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Omae to itsumo baka dake yatte
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Let's be like that forever,
like we were in school.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
kawaranai tte aikawarazu datte
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Every day, every night,
every waking hour,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
mainichi maiban shirokujichuu
itsudemo bokura wa yume no tochuu
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Never stop dreaming
with our heads in the cloud!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Both of us each of us busy as bees!
Making a scene! Alone in the city!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Otagai sorezore isogashii sawagashii
machi no naka de hitori
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
I wanna say belief pulled me through,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Shinjite nantoka yatte kita tte
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
With a smile and my chest
puffed out. Isn't that true?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Mune hatte waratte ikitai na Sou darou?
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
I won't discover myself
through someone else's eyes.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Dareka to kurabete jibun shiru you na
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I don't want a boring tomorrow like that!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
tsumaranai ashita wa iranai
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll believe in myself.
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Jibun o shinjiyou
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:52] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Special Invasion Strategy Tea Party
**[23:54] ---**
This season is here again!
**[23:55] ---**
We're all so busy, with this and
that and whatever else to do!
***SIGN*** Souvenir
**[23:59] ---**
Sarge! What's wrong?! Respond!
**[24:02] ---**
Huh? What's with the serious line?
***SIGN*** Souvenir
**[24:03] ---**
As if I'm going to be sent to
Davy Jones's Space Locker...
***SIGN*** Giant Hyperspace Invasion Beast Zezezettototoso
**[24:06] ---**
Gero!!
**[24:07] ---**
Saaaarge!
***SIGN*** Guhaaaaaaa!!!
**[24:09] ---**
Never mind that, help me!!
**[24:12] ---**
"Keroro: Kero-Kero Operation No. 100, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
It's a two-parter! How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!