# E11 - The Keroro Platoon Appears on TV, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK02V1/the-keroro-platoon-appears-on-tv-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:33] ---**
In a galaxy far, far away
from our solar system...
**[01:47] ---**
Oh, my! Engine failure, poyo!
**[01:50] ---**
Hey, you're in outer space,
in case you haven't noticed!
**[01:53] ---**
Huh? What?!
**[01:57] ---**
Who could this beauty be?
And what is she trying to do?
**[02:03] ---**
By the way, you are, of course,
watching *Keroro Gunsou.*
**[02:11] ---**
The Keroro Platoon Appears on TV, Sir!
**[02:17] ---**
Uncle?
**[02:19] ---**
Gero?
**[02:19] ---**
There is an emergency message
from headquarters!
**[02:22] ---**
It's disguised as a
Pekoponian postal package!
**[02:27] ---**
Let me see.
**[02:28] ---**
It's a videotape!
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Let's have a look at it.
**[02:31] ---**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Play
**[02:34] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[02:36] ---**
*Journeys of the Shiku Shiku Voyagers*
is coming to visit Pekopon!
***SIGN*** Play
**[02:40] ---**
"Shiku Shiku Voyagers"?
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And so...
**[02:43] ---**
Next time, on *Journeys of the
Shiku Shiku Voyagers,*
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we will visit the never-explored,
mysterious Pekopon.
**[02:49] ---**
What destiny awaits
the voyagers? Please join us!
**[02:55] ---**
"In order to maintain
the morale of our forces,
**[02:58] ---**
you must duly assume
a posture of cooperation!"
**[03:01] ---**
Hey! What are we going
to do? It's TV!
**[03:04] ---**
*Shiku Shiku Voyagers*
is going to be here!
**[03:05] ---**
What do you mean, Sarge?
Who are the Shiku Shiku whatever?
**[03:09] ---**
*Shiku Shiku Voyagers* is
**[03:11] ---**
the most popular TV show
in the whole galaxy!
**[03:14] ---**
It's an emotional show about two comedians
who visit and explore unknown planets, sir!
**[03:23] ---**
Yeah, I enjoy the
obviously-staged stories.
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku...
**[03:28] ---**
Why do you only see things
in a warped way?
***SIGN*** Shiku Shiku (sob sob)
**[03:31] ---**
Tears stream down my face
every time I watch it.
**[03:35] ---**
I understand what it's about now,
**[03:37] ---**
but we'll need to talk it over
with Mom and Natsumi.
**[03:41] ---**
It can't be...
**[03:50] ---**
So this is Pekopon!
**[03:54] ---**
I'm so blown away
by the beautiful scenery!
***SIGN*** Emotion Supervisor, R Grey
**[03:57] ---**
Emotion Supervisor, R Grey.
**[03:59] ---**
Actually, it's far from it.
**[04:03] ---**
My evaluation is low, really low.
About 5 cm.
***SIGN*** Accident Supervisor, 3M (meters)
**[04:07] ---**
Accident Supervisor, 3M (meters).
***SIGN*** Director/Cameraman, Mr. G
**[04:09] ---**
And the director/cameraman, Mr. G!
**[04:15] ---**
The word is that the ladies
in Pekopon are hot,
**[04:19] ---**
so maybe we should have a look around
and get some good footage.
**[04:22] ---**
Yeah! That sounds great!
**[04:25] ---**
Well, let's open with a showy accident.
**[04:29] ---**
Let's do it, Mr. Accident Supervisor...
**[04:36] ---**
How dare they...!
***SIGN*** Hinata Family
**[04:40] ---**
We don't get to meet
celebrities that often, sir.
***SIGN*** Hinata Family Hinata Family
**[04:44] ---**
So, make sure none of you offend them!
**[04:47] ---**
Right!
**[04:49] ---**
I wonder if it's okay without
checking with Mom and Natsumi.
**[04:52] ---**
I guess it's okay...
**[04:55] ---**
They are here! Come on guys!
We need to put on our best smiles!
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Smile!
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Smile!
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Smile!
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Smile, smile!
**[05:11] ---**
Yes, I am coming!
**[05:14] ---**
What?
**[05:15] ---**
Uncle?
**[05:15] ---**
O-Our front door!
**[05:18] ---**
Okay, here we go
with our usual reaction.
**[05:21] ---**
Oh, no! I destroyed
an architectural object
**[05:24] ---**
due to a lack of understanding
about local customs.
**[05:28] ---**
Will the Pekoponians
forgive us for our doings?
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Thank you! They are
welcoming us with a smile,
**[05:35] ---**
even though we destroyed
their architectural object!
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Emotional level, about 22 cm.
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Pekopon, the planet of
compassion and friendship!
**[05:45] ---**
And the peaceful and kind
people who live here!
**[05:48] ---**
We will be delivering
our 322nd episode
**[05:49] ---**
of *Journeys of the
Shiku Shiku Voyagers*
**[05:51] ---**
from this wonderful planet,
Pekopon!
**[05:55] ---**
Okay, cut.
**[05:57] ---**
Did you get good footage, Mr. G?
**[06:00] ---**
Uncle! Uncle!
**[06:02] ---**
Uh...
**[06:03] ---**
The green room.
**[06:04] ---**
Huh?
**[06:04] ---**
You can't have celebrities
just standing around here!
**[06:08] ---**
Where is the green room?
**[06:09] ---**
Yes, sir...
***SIGN*** The Shiku Shiku Voyagers Green Room
**[06:13] ---**
Are you okay, Uncle?
**[06:15] ---**
It's no big deal!
**[06:16] ---**
These things happen when
there is a gap in culture and customs.
**[06:20] ---**
That's one of *Shiku Shiku Voyagers'*
selling points.
**[06:24] ---**
Don't worry, I'll be the one to...
apologize to... our... Lady Mom...
**[06:28] ---**
I doubt that Sis will keep quiet.
**[06:30] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?!
**[06:32] ---**
Hey! Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[06:34] ---**
I came along because
Tama-chan said he was going out.
**[06:38] ---**
What?! The Shiku Shiku Voyagers
are here? I want to help, too!
**[06:44] ---**
Sounds exciting!
**[06:46] ---**
This is such a shabby room, isn't it?
**[06:49] ---**
May I come in, sir?
**[06:51] ---**
We are grateful that you came.
**[06:53] ---**
Here is some tea.
**[06:55] ---**
Oh, thank you...
**[06:58] ---**
What is this?!
**[06:59] ---**
It tastes like you made it
**[07:00] ---**
by pouring hot water
over dried plants!
**[07:02] ---**
Well, that's what tea is.
**[07:05] ---**
I tried so hard to make it!
**[07:08] ---**
Thank you for waiting!
**[07:10] ---**
Here are some sweets.
**[07:13] ---**
How wonderful!
**[07:15] ---**
I'm totally overwhelmed by the
surprise appearance of beautiful girls!
**[07:17] ---**
Very high level of beauty!
About 155 cm.
**[07:22] ---**
Um...
**[07:23] ---**
Huh? What do you want?
**[07:24] ---**
What are your plans for today?
**[07:26] ---**
Oh, yeah.
**[07:28] ---**
Can you go and shoot the
necessary scenes with our camera?
**[07:31] ---**
Huh?
**[07:32] ---**
Gero!
**[07:33] ---**
The pile of notes on scenes that
we need. About 23 cm.
**[07:36] ---**
But, there's no point to the show
if you two are not in it!
**[07:40] ---**
Not to worry.
We'll just do a composite later.
**[07:43] ---**
What?! Composite?
**[07:46] ---**
If you guys cooperate,
you could be special guests on the show.
**[07:50] ---**
We are ready to go now, sir!
**[07:53] ---**
Come on, Tamama!
**[07:54] ---**
Okay!
**[08:00] ---**
Hey, you. Pekoponian.
**[08:02] ---**
Huh? Yes...
**[08:03] ---**
We want to shoot a
tear-jerking scene where I'm eating
**[08:07] ---**
a Pekoponian's wonderful home cooking.
**[08:09] ---**
Make the dinner really festive, got it?
**[08:11] ---**
Y-Yeah...
***SIGN*** New York 3:58 AM
**[08:20] ---**
Can you repeat the notes again?
**[08:23] ---**
I have already read it so many times.
**[08:25] ---**
It says, "A touching scene of the sunrise
**[08:27] ---**
with the Statue of Liberty and
Mount Fuji in the background."
**[08:31] ---**
We rushed here, but we can't see
Mount Fuji from here, can we?
***SIGN*** Japan 6:35 PM
**[08:43] ---**
What do you think?
Is it too obvious we're doing it at sunset?
**[08:47] ---**
Wanna wait for sunrise?
**[08:48] ---**
Um... I don't think they'll
notice that part...
**[08:51] ---**
Okay, then!
Let's move on to the next scene!
***SIGN*** Africa 1:12 PM
***SIGN*** Polar Bear!
**[08:59] ---**
Polar Bear!
***SIGN*** Kangaroo
**[09:03] ---**
Kangaroo!
**[09:04] ---**
"Interacting with polar bears and kangaroos
before the vast backdrop of nature in Africa."
**[09:12] ---**
This is so obviously staged.
**[09:13] ---**
But the polar bear and the kangaroo
do look like they are getting along!
**[09:20] ---**
What's next?
**[09:21] ---**
Umm... "Snowboard down
from the top of Everest,
**[09:25] ---**
make a safe landing in Odaiba,
and smile."
**[09:30] ---**
Gero?
**[09:31] ---**
What is a snowboard?
***SIGN*** Snowboard
**[09:33] ---**
This is a snowboard.
**[09:34] ---**
What is Everest?
***SIGN*** Everest
**[09:37] ---**
Everest.
**[09:38] ---**
Kululu-san! We are ready!
**[09:40] ---**
Ten-four.
***SIGN*** Here
**[09:42] ---**
Wait, Kululu! I'm not prepared for...
**[09:46] ---**
I'm going to crash!
**[09:49] ---**
I crashed!
**[09:51] ---**
Ouch!
**[09:53] ---**
What do you mean, shooting for TV?
**[09:56] ---**
And why did I come home
to see our front door broken?!
**[09:58] ---**
Um... That was caused
by a little misunderstanding...
**[10:01] ---**
Actually more like a
difference in cultures....
**[10:02] ---**
That's not the point!
**[10:04] ---**
B-But... From what I heard, they
are very popular celebrities in space.
**[10:09] ---**
Huh? Celebrities? Popular? I see...
***SIGN*** Anger
***SIGN*** Popular Celebrity
**[10:14] ---**
Fuyuki-kun. First, we need
to worry about their dinner.
**[10:17] ---**
Oh, well. What the heck.
**[10:19] ---**
We couldn't ask for a better opportunity!
**[10:23] ---**
Let's have the famous celebrities
totally enjoy our home cooking!
**[10:26] ---**
Sounds good. I'll help you.
**[10:29] ---**
Me, too!
**[10:30] ---**
Thanks! Thank you, everyone!
**[10:35] ---**
Who knows? This could be my chance
**[10:36] ---**
to become the number one idol
in the whole galaxy!
**[10:39] ---**
Hey!
**[10:44] ---**
Time to give Fuyuki-kun a killer demo
of how I can cook like it's nothing!
**[10:48] ---**
What do you think?
**[10:49] ---**
It's very delicious.
**[10:53] ---**
I'm not familiar with Pekopon food,
but I need to be useful to Uncle.
**[10:58] ---**
Or, like, total resolve?
**[11:04] ---**
This is nice.
They're all nice looking.
**[11:07] ---**
I can't get enough of this.
The level has exceeded 300 m!
**[11:11] ---**
I know all of you have been
waiting for this moment!
**[11:15] ---**
In the second half,
I understand that the Pekopon girls
**[11:17] ---**
will take us to a paradise
called a hot spring!
**[11:21] ---**
Emotion level, 333 m.
**[11:24] ---**
Stay tuned and don't go anywhere!
**[11:26] ---**
We'll be right back after the commercials!
**[11:28] ---**
Um... that's supposed to be my line...
**[11:31] ---**
After the commercials!
**[11:33] ---**
Look, you can't keep...
**[11:35] ---**
You be quiet!
**[11:36] ---**
I'm sorry, sir.
***SIGN*** The story up to now...
**[11:48] ---**
After traveling through
a vast sea of stars,
**[11:50] ---**
we have arrived at a
faraway planet called Pekopon.
**[11:54] ---**
There we met some foreigners
and we saw unfamiliar landscapes.
**[11:59] ---**
However, the whole place
welcomed us with open arms.
**[12:05] ---**
In this planet full of love,
**[12:08] ---**
what could be awaiting us next?
**[12:14] ---**
The food is pretty good here. Isn't it?
**[12:17] ---**
Satisfaction level,
about 70 cm.
**[12:20] ---**
Hey, where's the rest of our order?
**[12:22] ---**
Coming! It's coming right up!
**[12:25] ---**
By the way, you're watching
*Keroro Gunsou.* Just in case.
**[12:29] ---**
We... We're back...
**[12:32] ---**
S-Sarge! Are you okay?
**[12:35] ---**
I'm okay. How are our guests?
**[12:38] ---**
They're having dinner now.
**[12:39] ---**
Natsumi and the others
are cooking for them.
**[12:41] ---**
What?!
**[12:42] ---**
Mois, how are the noodles?
**[12:44] ---**
Fine. I think they're almost ready.
**[12:46] ---**
Or, like, going smoothly?
**[12:48] ---**
Natsumi, the extra salad is ready.
**[12:51] ---**
Thanks. You did a great job.
**[12:54] ---**
This is just wonderful!
**[12:55] ---**
Once Lady Natsumi
and the others are cooking,
**[12:57] ---**
the Shiku Shiku Voyagers
will definitely be satisfied.
**[13:00] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[13:01] ---**
Look at this!
**[13:03] ---**
They're wasting food.
**[13:07] ---**
Not cattle mutilation,
but dinner mutilation?
**[13:13] ---**
I'm stuffed!
**[13:14] ---**
Um... I went and got footage
according to your notes...
**[13:18] ---**
Oh, thanks.
**[13:20] ---**
We were able to get a lot of great shots.
**[13:22] ---**
Please check over them.
**[13:24] ---**
Huh?
**[13:26] ---**
Yeah, I guess.
Just leave those somewhere.
**[13:31] ---**
Okay then.
Let's move on to the next scene.
**[13:33] ---**
We've been waiting so long!
**[13:34] ---**
Together with Pekopon beauties!
**[13:36] ---**
Going to the mixed bath!
**[13:38] ---**
What a great plan!
**[13:39] ---**
What?!
**[13:40] ---**
But, it's so last minute.
I don't know if can find beauties...
**[13:44] ---**
Huh? You can find them right here.
A beautiful lineup of girls!
**[13:49] ---**
But, I don't think that will be possible...
**[13:51] ---**
What do you mean "not possible"?
**[13:53] ---**
So, you don't mind if the show
portrays Pekopon in a bad light?
**[13:58] ---**
Death dive of reputation!
About 148,000 m!
**[14:04] ---**
So, here's the deal.
**[14:05] ---**
You've got to be kidding!
Why do we have to go that far?
**[14:09] ---**
But... it could lead to
Pekopon's image being tarnished
**[14:12] ---**
throughout the entire universe.
**[14:14] ---**
Who cares?!
**[14:16] ---**
Did something happen here?
The front door is destroyed.
**[14:19] ---**
Mom!
**[14:20] ---**
Lady Mom!
**[14:22] ---**
I'm home.
**[14:23] ---**
Oh? What's the matter?
***SIGN*** The Milky Way Bath
**[14:31] ---**
This is great! Now, this
is what you call a journey!
**[14:35] ---**
I can improve my golden skin.
**[14:37] ---**
Wow! That's a beautiful bath!
**[14:41] ---**
Boy, it took 12 "long" minutes
from design to completion.
**[14:45] ---**
How impressive!
**[14:46] ---**
Mom, you can't be thinking...
**[14:48] ---**
Actually, the aliens' TV show
sounds appealing.
**[14:51] ---**
Let's do it, Natsumi.
**[14:52] ---**
What?
**[14:54] ---**
Mois and Momoka,
why don't you join us, too?
**[14:58] ---**
We're sorry to keep you waiting!
**[15:05] ---**
About 92, 60, 86 cm!
**[15:07] ---**
Amazing!
**[15:09] ---**
Just amazing!
**[15:10] ---**
Come and join me, everyone!
**[15:12] ---**
Huh?
**[15:14] ---**
The three girls behind
her look marvelous, too!
**[15:16] ---**
Flying distance increased!
K point exceeded by about 142 m!
**[15:21] ---**
Welcome to Pekopon, everyone!
**[15:23] ---**
Pekopon sure is a great place!
It's just fantastic!
**[15:27] ---**
Come here. Come close to me.
**[15:29] ---**
Yes, we're coming in.
**[15:31] ---**
Mom...
**[15:32] ---**
Here! Hold this and make a pose!
***SIGN*** Effects:
Stress, lack of sleep,
distrust of people,
may cause ailments...
**[15:35] ---**
The minerals, and their effects,
in this hot spring are...
**[15:38] ---**
It's written on the board...
**[15:40] ---**
This is great! This is what I wanted!
**[15:42] ---**
Excellent service!
About 120 cm!
**[15:46] ---**
Lady Mom... All of you...
**[15:48] ---**
The Shiku Shiku Voyagers
have to be satisfied now.
**[15:53] ---**
We'll see about that.
**[15:56] ---**
What do you think you're doing?!
**[15:57] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[15:59] ---**
Let's show some affection.
**[16:01] ---**
Intimacy here, too. Minus 2.5 cm!
**[16:05] ---**
Um...
**[16:06] ---**
You can't do this...
**[16:09] ---**
How dare you! I'm only being nice
because Fuyuki-kun likes aliens and such.
**[16:12] ---**
But you're taking advantage of me!
**[16:14] ---**
This is so embarrassing...
But, if I'm being useful to Uncle...
**[16:19] ---**
Or, like, suffer nobly?
**[16:22] ---**
Depending on how
you girls handle this,
**[16:24] ---**
we can get you
hooked up with a good agent
**[16:26] ---**
and help you become
a famous universal idol like Sumomo.
**[16:29] ---**
For that, you'll need
to provide more service!
**[16:32] ---**
Oh? What more service are you
wanting besides this?
**[16:37] ---**
What?!
**[16:38] ---**
What do you think? You're going
to do something with that last towel.
**[16:42] ---**
Oh? This towel?
**[16:44] ---**
That's right! You will drop the towel!
**[16:46] ---**
Mom!
**[16:48] ---**
Really? Are you sure about that?
**[16:50] ---**
Sure, it's fine!
**[16:52] ---**
No problem!
**[16:53] ---**
Sarge!
**[16:57] ---**
There was no lie to the tears
that I shed
**[17:00] ---**
watching *Shiku Shiku Voyagers*
in the past.
**[17:03] ---**
But... but....
**[17:05] ---**
Sarge...
**[17:07] ---**
Come on, guys! The entire universe
is looking forward to this moment!
**[17:12] ---**
What flavor is your blood?!
**[17:15] ---**
Ready, Natsumi? On my cue.
**[17:17] ---**
O-Okay.
**[17:20] ---**
Ready, and...
**[17:22] ---**
You! I won't forgive...
**[17:28] ---**
Hidden attack! Falling velocity
was approximately 300 km/h!
**[17:33] ---**
Whoa!! Can we show this on TV?!
**[17:36] ---**
Oh?
**[17:37] ---**
Lady Mom!
**[17:38] ---**
Sis!
**[17:39] ---**
You tricked us!
**[17:41] ---**
Oh... We were going to please you
by giving you a Pekopon-style massage.
**[17:46] ---**
We never asked for it!
**[17:48] ---**
Oh, now. Don't you hesitate.
**[17:54] ---**
Hinata Exodus Seal!
**[17:57] ---**
A kick and an elbow attack.
***SIGN*** Impact
**[17:58] ---**
By simultaneously combining
these two massive attacks,
***SIGN*** Impact
**[18:01] ---**
it creates an unbeatable
double blow technique
***SIGN*** Impact Impact
**[18:03] ---**
where escape is cut off
from both directions!
**[18:13] ---**
How dare you make use of
this chaos to touch me!
**[18:18] ---**
Do... Do you really think
you can get away with this?
**[18:22] ---**
We'll spread Pekopon's poor image
throughout the whole universe!
**[18:25] ---**
Go right ahead!
**[18:26] ---**
What?
**[18:27] ---**
If I'd give in to the threats of
someone who fakes and stages stories,
**[18:31] ---**
I'd never manage being a mom
or a magazine editor!
**[18:35] ---**
Lady Mom!
**[18:37] ---**
How dare you!
**[18:39] ---**
If it's come to this, I'll turn
this unknown planet into dust!
**[18:45] ---**
Stop right there, poyo!
**[18:46] ---**
W-What is it?
**[19:03] ---**
Let me just cut in here and explain!
**[19:05] ---**
The girl who is, this very moment,
about to make her appearance
**[19:07] ---**
through the extra-dimensional
space-time gate is...
**[19:10] ---**
Thank you for your patience.
**[19:12] ---**
It's the girl we introduced
at the beginning of the show.
**[19:15] ---**
From the Andromeda police station...
**[19:18] ---**
...I am Space Police Officer Poyon, poyo!
**[19:22] ---**
Hey, you two!
**[19:23] ---**
Yes, officer!
**[19:24] ---**
And the guy in the back!
**[19:27] ---**
You are under arrest
for identity forgery, poyo!
**[19:37] ---**
Up, up and away!
**[19:39] ---**
Take me home, country roads!
**[19:47] ---**
Mission accomplished, poyo.
**[19:49] ---**
They were space criminals who
were pretending to be celebrities, poyo.
**[19:53] ---**
We've been after them
for a long time, poyo.
**[19:55] ---**
Now we've finally arrested them, poyo.
**[19:57] ---**
Thank you for your cooperation, poyo.
**[19:59] ---**
I'll be leaving now, poyo.
**[20:02] ---**
U-Um...
**[20:03] ---**
Poyo?
**[20:04] ---**
Does that mean they were fakes?
**[20:08] ---**
That's right, poyo.
**[20:09] ---**
What about the real *Journeys
of the Shiku Shiku Voyagers,* then?
**[20:13] ---**
Are those all faked and staged
stories, too?
**[20:16] ---**
No, not at all.
**[20:17] ---**
The voyagers are genuine and true, poyo!
***SIGN*** Hmph...
**[20:22] ---**
Hmph.
**[20:27] ---**
This incident has been
successfully resolved!
**[20:29] ---**
I was getting a little worried
for a while there...
**[20:34] ---**
Anyway.... There's someone
who's been passed out the whole time.
**[20:40] ---**
Hmph...
**[20:41] ---**
So, this is what the lodges
are like on Pekopon.
**[20:44] ---**
It's just breathtaking.
The building has a warm homey touch.
**[20:49] ---**
You can really feel the
kindness of the people of Pekopon.
**[20:53] ---**
Look! All the wild plants and flowers...
**[20:56] ---**
So lovely...
***SIGN*** The Shiku Shiku Voyagers
**[20:58] ---**
The Shiku Shiku Voyagers.
**[21:00] ---**
(The real ones.)
***SIGN*** The Shiku Shiku Voyagers (the real ones)
**[21:01] ---**
You...
**[21:03] ---**
Oh, thank you for greeting us!
**[21:07] ---**
You...
**[21:08] ---**
Huh?
**[21:09] ---**
Don't think you can leave
Pekopon in one piece!!
***SIGN*** Play
**[21:16] ---**
I can't believe that we were
turned away at the moment we arrived!
**[21:19] ---**
This has become the most
painful trip in the show's history.
**[21:23] ---**
S-Sarge...
**[21:23] ---**
Well, this episode will be perfect
if you're feeling a little blue.
**[21:25] ---**
Aw, man...
**[21:27] ---**
Oh! This is...
**[21:27] ---**
We will show you a trip
to the dust clouds...
**[21:29] ---**
Uncle! A letter written in blood
was delivered from Headquarters,
***SIGN*** What have you done...
**[21:31] ---**
together with the videotape!
**[21:33] ---**
Gero!
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
It's me, Poyon!
**[23:08] ---**
I was told that I should express
my feelings in my usual poyo way, poyo,
**[23:13] ---**
but I get nervous and my mind
goes completely poyo blank,
**[23:15] ---**
and I really don't know
what to say, poyo!
**[23:18] ---**
I'm sorry for not poyo knowing
what poyo to say, poyo!
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind such things! Next time,
**[23:22] ---**
a universal idol is going to appear!
**[23:24] ---**
"Sumomo: A Pop Star Travels
Across Space, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Giroro: A Small Angel
on the Battlefield, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
Two stories!
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!