# E65 - Keroro Howls at the Pekopon, Sir! / Tamama: A Visitor from Planet Keron, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8P48K/keroro-howls-at-the-pekopon-sir--tamama-a-visitor-from-planet-keron-sir)
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**[00:01] ---**
We must nab #303 at all costs, sir!
**[00:04] ---**
Are you saying the suspect
was right in front of your eyes,
**[00:06] ---**
and you just let him get away?!
**[00:07] ---**
Be honest and fess up!
**[00:09] ---**
So cute!
**[00:10] ---**
I'm Karara!
**[00:12] ---**
Kara-ra Impact!
**[00:17] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:17] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:46] ---**
This is the tale of
kindhearted detectives,
**[01:49] ---**
who tackle the investigation
of callous crimes
**[01:51] ---**
upon Earth, a planet
rife with love and desire!
**[01:55] ---**
Mr. Giro!
***SIGN*** Mr. Giro Corporal Giroro
**[01:57] ---**
Jealousy.
***SIGN*** Jealousy Private 2nd Class Tamama
**[02:00] ---**
Wily.
***SIGN*** Wily Sergeant Major Kululu
**[02:02] ---**
Trauma.
***SIGN*** Trauma Lance Corporal Dororo
**[02:05] ---**
The rookie detective, Occult.
***SIGN*** Occult Fuyuki Hinata
**[02:08] ---**
And...
***SIGN*** Boss Sergeant Keroro
**[02:09] ---**
...our Boss!
**[02:14] ---**
Keroro Howls at the Pekopon, Sir!
**[02:24] ---**
They are none other than the
brilliant detectives of Nanakorobi PD,
**[02:28] ---**
who strike terror into the hearts
of criminals all across the universe!
***SIGN*** Nanakorobi Violent Crimes Unit
***SIGN*** Several Hours Earlier
**[02:38] ---**
Tell them they're borons.
**[02:40] ---**
Man! The final showdown
against General Dodome!
**[02:40] ---**
Sir?
**[02:41] ---**
"Borons."
**[02:42] ---**
Sir?
**[02:43] ---**
I said "borons."
**[02:43] ---**
What an exciting turn of events, sir!
**[02:48] ---**
Now, of all times?!
**[02:50] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu, you will
deal with this immediately, sir!
**[02:53] ---**
The Pan Space 966 (Kululu) Tuner.
**[02:56] ---**
With this, I'll turn up
the antenna's sensitivity
**[02:58] ---**
by a few tens of thousands of times.
**[03:00] ---**
Click!
**[03:04] ---**
Attention, all units! Attention, all units!
**[03:06] ---**
This is SPD Investigations HQ.
**[03:06] ---**
Gero! What is this?!
**[03:09] ---**
It's not *Captain Geroro!*
**[03:09] ---**
Vicious wanted space criminal #303
appears to be hiding on Pekopon.
**[03:11] ---**
Looks like we've intercepted
a radio transmission
**[03:13] ---**
from the Space Police Department.
**[03:14] ---**
All investigative units in the area
are to head for Pekopon immediately.
**[03:16] ---**
I don't care about that!
Hurry up and get *Captain Geroro!*
**[03:18] ---**
Wait, Keroro!
**[03:18] ---**
#303 has exhaustively consumed
**[03:21] ---**
the foods and natural resources
of every star system he has hit.
**[03:22] ---**
He is a vicious criminal who
has destroyed numerous planets.
**[03:26] ---**
Vicious criminal #303...
**[03:26] ---**
I repeat. All investigative units in the area
are to head for Pekopon immediately.
**[03:29] ---**
We can't just ignore this.
**[03:32] ---**
Thus, Captain Geroro won a narrow
victory against General Dodome.
**[03:33] ---**
Oh, it's back.
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
**[03:37] ---**
Waah! I missed the best part, sir!
**[03:37] ---**
Oh, Captain Geroro, where are you headed?
**[03:41] ---**
I know! The video!
The taping got it all, right?!
**[03:44] ---**
Stupid! This is no time
to be watching anime!
**[03:46] ---**
That's right, Sarge! What are you
going to do if #303 destroys Earth?
**[03:51] ---**
You won't be able to watch
the rest of *Captain Geroro,*
**[03:54] ---**
and you won't be able to get
any more Gundam models, either.
**[03:56] ---**
Gero! That would be bad, sir!
**[04:00] ---**
So you finally understand
how grave the situation is.
***SIGN*** Stab
**[04:02] ---**
What are you standing around for?!
**[04:04] ---**
Start questioning
people right away, Mr. Giro!
***SIGN*** Mr. Giro
**[04:06] ---**
Mr. Giro...?
**[04:07] ---**
Jealousy!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[04:08] ---**
Huh?
**[04:09] ---**
Wily.
***SIGN*** Wily
**[04:11] ---**
Trauma.
***SIGN*** Trauma
**[04:12] ---**
What?
**[04:13] ---**
And Occult.
***SIGN*** Occult
**[04:14] ---**
M-Me, too?
**[04:16] ---**
Men, we are going to do everything we can
**[04:18] ---**
and arrest vicious criminal #303, sir!
**[04:21] ---**
Thus, the members of Nanakorobi PD,
formerly known as the Keroro Platoon,
**[04:24] ---**
commenced their investigation!
**[04:28] ---**
So all the cakes in your shop disappeared?
**[04:31] ---**
That's right.
**[04:33] ---**
There shouldn't have been anyone around,
**[04:34] ---**
but this hand came
reaching in out of nowhere!
**[04:37] ---**
I barely had time to blink.
**[04:40] ---**
This is unmistakably the work of #303.
**[04:43] ---**
Why, you!
**[04:45] ---**
You won't get away
with hogging all the cake!
***SIGN*** Todoroki Produce Shop
**[04:48] ---**
You jerkface!
**[04:50] ---**
Are you saying the suspect
was right in front of your eyes,
**[04:52] ---**
and you just let him get away?!
**[04:53] ---**
But I couldn't see him...
**[04:56] ---**
Save the excuses,
you spineless weakling!
***SIGN*** Turning Tenka Sushi
**[05:01] ---**
See for yourself!
**[05:02] ---**
Sheesh! I can't do business like this!
**[05:05] ---**
I see. Keeping himself
invisible with an anti-barrier
**[05:07] ---**
and committing crime after crime...
**[05:10] ---**
He is one shrewd fellow.
***SIGN*** As Seen On TV Japan's #1 Bad-Tasting Ramen!
**[05:15] ---**
That was bad!
**[05:17] ---**
One more!
**[05:18] ---**
Sorry about this, sir. I'm
closing up for the day already.
**[05:22] ---**
Huh? Why?
**[05:24] ---**
The thing is, some kind of
messed up guy came by today
**[05:28] ---**
and ate up everything in the shop!
**[05:31] ---**
This is bad.
**[05:32] ---**
If even a shop like this got hit,
the situation's pretty bad.
***SIGN*** Nanakorobi Violent Crimes Unit
**[05:39] ---**
If we capture #303 before the
Space Police Department does,
**[05:43] ---**
I will receive a commendation,
without a doubt.
***SIGN*** Certificate of Commendation Mr. Sergeant Keroro Through your aggressive cooperation in the investigation that led to the arrest of the vicious, wanted space criminal #303
**[05:45] ---**
Certificate of commendation!
***SIGN*** on Pekopon around 6pm of July 1st, the service you rendered was truly immense. With this commemorative keepsake, we express our gratitude.
**[05:47] ---**
In appreciation for your aggressive
cooperation in arresting #303,
**[05:52] ---**
we hereby award you with this.
**[05:55] ---**
My status will get a real boost, sir.
**[05:58] ---**
No, not only that...
***SIGN*** Envelope of Money
**[06:01] ---**
I should receive an envelope of money, too!
**[06:03] ---**
On top of which, since
we're talking a vicious criminal,
**[06:06] ---**
it'll be an envelope of an
awesome amount of money!
**[06:08] ---**
An awesome envelope of money?! Gero!
**[06:12] ---**
Friends, whether it's
raining or colonies are dropping,
**[06:15] ---**
we must nab #303 at all costs, sir!
**[06:18] ---**
Got it? Dead or alive, sir.
**[06:23] ---**
All for the sake of Gundam models.
**[06:25] ---**
Oh, that reminds me, I was in the
middle of building one, sir.
**[06:34] ---**
Wow! A poltergeist incident!
**[06:37] ---**
No, wrong. It's #303.
***SIGN*** Old-Fashioned Cinnamon
**[06:40] ---**
But talk about an incredible appetite.
**[06:44] ---**
What's this?
**[06:46] ---**
Is this a donut?
**[06:48] ---**
No, it's not...
***SIGN*** Nanakorobi Violent Crimes Unit
**[06:52] ---**
Sarge!
**[06:53] ---**
Oh? Where's Sarge... I mean, the boss?
**[06:55] ---**
Huh? He was building a Gundam model
over there until just a minute ago...
**[06:59] ---**
Or, like, missing person?
**[07:01] ---**
Sarge... I mean,
the boss sure is hopeless.
**[07:05] ---**
Right when I finally found
something resembling a clue about #303.
**[07:12] ---**
I have terrible news.
**[07:13] ---**
#303 has struck yet again.
**[07:15] ---**
What?
**[07:18] ---**
That #303 guy is having a field day.
**[07:22] ---**
Hey!
**[07:23] ---**
Here's another one.
**[07:25] ---**
What is it?
**[07:26] ---**
I think it might be a clue to #303.
**[07:29] ---**
Oh, if it is that yellow ring,
I found one, too.
**[07:32] ---**
What?
**[07:32] ---**
So did I.
**[07:33] ---**
I picked up one, too.
**[07:36] ---**
What?!
**[07:38] ---**
What could it be?
**[07:39] ---**
It's plastic, right?
**[07:42] ---**
Plastic...
**[07:45] ---**
Could it be...?
**[07:50] ---**
Where have you been?
**[07:52] ---**
Wh-Where? Watching *Captain Geroro.*
**[07:55] ---**
Then where were you when #303 struck?
**[07:59] ---**
Let's hear it!
**[08:00] ---**
Huh? Wh-What's the big deal?
**[08:02] ---**
I was building a Gundam model here!
**[08:04] ---**
But who cares?! I'm the boss, after all!
**[08:06] ---**
No, you must have been at the crime scene.
**[08:10] ---**
Huh?
**[08:11] ---**
Wh-What are you saying, sir?
**[08:13] ---**
It's no use playing dumb.
**[08:17] ---**
Boss... I mean, Sarge.
**[08:20] ---**
Do you recognize these yellow rings?
**[08:23] ---**
That's...!
**[08:39] ---**
MG Gogg completed!
**[08:41] ---**
Ah! I thought I'd lost
those parts for the right arm!
**[08:46] ---**
So you all went and found
them for me, sir?
**[08:48] ---**
Yes, at the crime scenes.
**[08:51] ---**
Boss... I mean, Sarge.
**[08:54] ---**
No, vicious criminal #303!
**[08:57] ---**
On the charge of serial
eating-without-paying,
**[08:59] ---**
you're under arrest!
**[09:04] ---**
I have absolutely no
recollection of this, sir!
**[09:07] ---**
A lawyer!
**[09:08] ---**
Get me a lawyer, sir!
**[09:11] ---**
You don't know when to give up!
**[09:19] ---**
You surprised me.
**[09:21] ---**
I had no idea you'd destroyed
numerous planets behind our backs.
**[09:25] ---**
Weren't the meals and snacks
enough for you?
**[09:27] ---**
Were you that hungry?
**[09:29] ---**
Answer us! Were you planning
to destroy Pekopon, too?
**[09:32] ---**
I don't remember any such thing, sir.
**[09:36] ---**
I'm telling you the truth!
**[09:38] ---**
Be honest and fess up!
**[09:41] ---**
Here you are, Uncle.
***SIGN*** Cutlet Bowl
**[09:42] ---**
The standard, as expected.
**[09:44] ---**
No, I'm not particularly hungry...
**[09:48] ---**
Keroro, your mother back home
in the country is crying for you.
**[09:51] ---**
I...
**[09:53] ---**
I... I... I...
**[09:56] ---**
Sarge?
**[10:04] ---**
Gimme more! Gimme more! Gimme more!
**[10:07] ---**
What is this guy?!
**[10:08] ---**
That's the vicious criminal #303, poyo!
**[10:13] ---**
You're...!
**[10:14] ---**
Poyon-chan, the space police officer!
**[10:17] ---**
#303 possesses other aliens
**[10:19] ---**
and controls them mind and body
only when committing crimes, poyo.
**[10:23] ---**
Gero! Mind and body?
**[10:26] ---**
Then Sarge knew nothing about this.
**[10:29] ---**
Or, like, charges withdrawn?
***SIGN*** Innocent
**[10:31] ---**
I knew it! I had faith in you
all along, Mr. Sergeant!
**[10:35] ---**
But how did he get inside Sarge's body?
**[10:37] ---**
Oh, it was a piece of cake.
**[10:40] ---**
I made myself at home while he was
napping with his mouth wide open.
**[10:44] ---**
Talk about a cakewalk.
**[10:46] ---**
Man, I've never had as easy a time
possessing someone as the sergeant.
**[10:51] ---**
Sarge...
**[10:52] ---**
So you didn't even realize
you'd become a puppet
**[10:56] ---**
when you were trying
to catch the culprit?
**[10:59] ---**
So it seems...
**[11:01] ---**
These are the bills for what #303 ate, poyo.
**[11:04] ---**
What?! Why are you giving them to me?!
**[11:06] ---**
According to space law,
the aliens who were possessed by #303
**[11:10] ---**
have to pay the full amount, poyo.
**[11:13] ---**
For real?
**[11:16] ---**
Have you ever found yourself
sleeping with your mouth wide open?
**[11:20] ---**
You just might be
possessed by a bad alien, too.
**[11:26] ---**
Poyo!
**[11:35] ---**
You all know what the
Tanabata Festival is, right?
**[11:37] ---**
Yup, it's the one day in the year
**[11:39] ---**
that Kengyu and Orihime
get to go on a date.
**[11:42] ---**
You've all written wishes on
those strips of paper, right?
***SIGN*** Please let me become much, much more lovey-dovey with Fuyuki-kun. - Momoka
**[11:48] ---**
Please let me become much, much more
lovey-dovey with Fuyuki-kun.
***SIGN*** May
misfortune
befall
that woman.
- Tamama
***SIGN*** be all mine. - Tamama
**[11:52] ---**
May misfortune befall that woman!
***SIGN*** May that woman
self-destruct
using her
Armageddon!!!
- Tamama
**[11:55] ---**
May that woman self-destruct
using her Armageddon!
**[12:01] ---**
I hope our wishes come true.
**[12:07] ---**
Emergency! Unidentified
flying object rapidly approaching!
**[12:11] ---**
I-It's coming this way!
**[12:22] ---**
That's a Keronian light mobile mecha!
**[12:33] ---**
Who are you?!
**[12:36] ---**
I'm Karara!
**[12:37] ---**
I'm Karara from Planet Keron!
**[12:40] ---**
Karara?
**[12:44] ---**
Tamama: A Visitor from Planet Keron, Sir!
**[12:51] ---**
So cute!
**[12:53] ---**
How incredibly cute!
**[12:57] ---**
Cute and lovely!
**[12:59] ---**
What is up with this guy?!
**[13:01] ---**
His cute and lovely character
is totally redundant with mine!
**[13:04] ---**
Where the heck am I?
**[13:06] ---**
Oh, Ear...
**[13:07] ---**
Pekopon, of course!
**[13:09] ---**
Pekopon? Then who're ya?
**[13:12] ---**
I am Private 2nd Class Tamama,
**[13:14] ---**
a leading member of the Keroro Platoon!
**[13:17] ---**
The Keroro Platoon?
**[13:19] ---**
Wait! You're a Keronian
and you don't know?!
**[13:22] ---**
'C-Course I know!
**[13:24] ---**
'Cause I came to join the Keroro Platoon.
**[13:27] ---**
What?!
**[13:29] ---**
Oh, my!
**[13:29] ---**
I kid ya not!
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[13:33] ---**
Assigned to us by HQ?
**[13:35] ---**
Uh huh.
**[13:36] ---**
That's news to me, sir.
**[13:38] ---**
So, where is this rookie?
**[13:40] ---**
I... I've kept him waiting outside.
**[13:43] ---**
It will be bad if Mr. Sergeant takes a liking
**[13:45] ---**
to his cute and lovely character.
**[13:49] ---**
I am faced with a crucial
situation right now, sir.
**[13:53] ---**
In order to pay the bills left by #303,
**[13:56] ---**
should I auction off my
Gundam models or not?!
**[13:59] ---**
So, Private 2nd Class Tamama,
**[14:01] ---**
I'll leave it to you to look
after the rookie, sir.
**[14:03] ---**
What? Are you sure?
**[14:05] ---**
I'm sure, I'm sure. Do whatever you want.
**[14:07] ---**
Roger!
**[14:09] ---**
This is convenient for me.
**[14:12] ---**
Pay attention!
**[14:13] ---**
I'm going to show you an
example of a lethal technique now!
**[14:17] ---**
Sure!
**[14:17] ---**
I can't wait!
**[14:19] ---**
Ha. We will see how long you
can keep that smile on your face.
**[14:25] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[14:31] ---**
Grin.
**[14:33] ---**
How about it?
**[14:34] ---**
Now you see what a high caliber
the Keroro Platoon operates at!
**[14:38] ---**
If you see that, get your sorry butt
back to Keron already!
**[14:41] ---**
Holy Tamale! Holy Tamale!
**[14:43] ---**
Yer amazin', Tama-nii!
**[14:45] ---**
"Tama-nii"?
**[14:46] ---**
'Cause you're like a big brother,
Tamama nii-chan!
**[14:48] ---**
Yer seriously amazin'!
You've got my respect, Tama-nii!
**[14:51] ---**
R-Respect?
**[14:52] ---**
Yer so cool, Tama-nii!
**[14:54] ---**
Cool?
**[14:56] ---**
I guess I am.
**[14:57] ---**
I'm gonna become like ya, too!
**[15:02] ---**
Kara-ra Impact!
**[15:06] ---**
Huh?
**[15:07] ---**
Impact! Impact!
**[15:11] ---**
Wha...
**[15:13] ---**
Like you could master a
lethal technique so easily!
**[15:16] ---**
You wimp!
**[15:17] ---**
Oh, sorry!
**[15:23] ---**
I did it! I did it, too!
**[15:26] ---**
Huh?
**[15:27] ---**
I owe it all to ya, too, Tama-nii!
**[15:29] ---**
Huh?
**[15:29] ---**
W-Well, yeah, I guess.
**[15:35] ---**
He might actually be pretty promising.
**[15:38] ---**
All right, Karara!
**[15:40] ---**
I will grant you the Keroro Platoon
rank of Private 3rd Class!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon
Private 3rd Class
**[15:43] ---**
No kiddin'?!
**[15:44] ---**
Mm-hm.
**[15:46] ---**
Yay! Private 3rd Class!
All right! Private 3rd Class!
**[15:50] ---**
So, does a Private 3rd Class
rank higher than ya, Tama-nii?
***SIGN*** Urk
**[15:54] ---**
You moron!
***SIGN*** Private 1st Class Private 2nd Class Private 3rd Class
**[15:55] ---**
Private 3rd Class is way
below Private 2nd Class!
**[15:59] ---**
Aw, man. What the heck?
**[16:03] ---**
That threw me off a little...
**[16:05] ---**
Our characters overlap, but...
**[16:07] ---**
Well, I guess it is all right.
**[16:11] ---**
This sure is a big honkin' rifle!
**[16:14] ---**
That said, it will be bad if he
becomes more popular than me,
**[16:17] ---**
so I will have to use my cunning
to keep that under control.
**[16:21] ---**
Hey, Private 3rd Class Karara, come on.
**[16:22] ---**
I will introduce you to
everyone in the platoon.
**[16:24] ---**
Sure thing.
**[16:29] ---**
Kululu-senpai. I've brought
our newest member.
**[16:33] ---**
Huh? Kululu-senpai?
**[16:34] ---**
Are you out?
**[16:37] ---**
What could this be?
***SIGN*** Do you really want to delete it?
**[16:42] ---**
It seems he's not here.
**[16:44] ---**
Private 3rd Class Karara, come on.
**[16:46] ---**
Sure!
***SIGN*** Deleting...
***SIGN*** Everything Down the Drain
**[16:49] ---**
Data deletion, complete!
**[16:52] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:54] ---**
Are you still in the Gundam model room?
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[17:03] ---**
Oh, yeah. I should introduce you
to Fukki and Natchi, too.
**[17:06] ---**
Come, Private 3rd Class Karara!
**[17:08] ---**
Sure!
**[17:14] ---**
Fukki. Natchi.
**[17:16] ---**
Oh? Tamama.
**[17:17] ---**
Hm? Who's that?
**[17:19] ---**
I'm Karara!
**[17:20] ---**
So cute!
**[17:22] ---**
Are you a new member
of the Keroro Platoon?
**[17:25] ---**
What's that?
**[17:26] ---**
We're making wishes with these.
**[17:28] ---**
If you write your wishes
on these strips of paper
**[17:30] ---**
on the day of the Tanabata Festival,
your dreams come true.
**[17:34] ---**
Then make my wish come true, too!
**[17:38] ---**
I'm starvin'. Gimme somethin' to eat?
**[17:42] ---**
Hey! You have some nerve asking that!
**[17:44] ---**
Then I'll cook you something.
**[17:46] ---**
Maybe I'll make it a feast!
**[17:47] ---**
What?
**[17:48] ---**
I'll help you, Sis.
**[17:50] ---**
What?!
**[17:51] ---**
Tama-nii, Pekoponians sure are a cinch.
**[17:54] ---**
Give 'em just the hint of an order,
and they'll do whatever ya want.
**[17:57] ---**
I guess...
**[17:58] ---**
Natchi and Fukki fell for him so easily.
**[18:01] ---**
This guy is definitely not
to be underestimated.
**[18:03] ---**
Right around then,
Sergeant Keroro and the others were...
**[18:06] ---**
The final showdown
against General Dodome!
**[18:10] ---**
I've only watched it once so far!
**[18:12] ---**
Look what happened to my partner...
***SIGN*** Kukukuku...
**[18:17] ---**
The R&D data on the new weapon,
the Gingindorodoro Gun,
**[18:20] ---**
has gone kaput.
**[18:21] ---**
Hey, what the heck is going on
with this so-called rookie's training?!
**[18:25] ---**
Looks like a bit of light
punishment's in order.
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[18:28] ---**
I don't have time for
that right now, sir!
**[18:30] ---**
I'm leaving this to you,
Sergeant Major Kululu, sir!
**[18:33] ---**
You sure?
**[18:34] ---**
I don't care! Do whatever you want!
***SIGN*** Kukukukuku...
**[18:36] ---**
Rake him over the coals good!
**[18:39] ---**
You're really sure about this?
**[18:50] ---**
Wh-What's this place?
**[18:51] ---**
Where's the exit?!
**[18:55] ---**
Private 3rd Class Karara!
**[18:57] ---**
You were careless in your supervision.
**[18:59] ---**
He won't be getting out of this
punishment labyrinth so easily.
**[19:05] ---**
This's a dead end, too!
**[19:08] ---**
Karara!
**[19:12] ---**
Karara!
**[19:14] ---**
Wh-What's that?!
**[19:17] ---**
This labyrinth gives physical form
to that which he fears the most.
**[19:22] ---**
What he fears?
**[19:23] ---**
Now, what could it possibly be?
**[19:24] ---**
Karara!
**[19:29] ---**
How dare you take my precious
light mobile mecha for a spin
**[19:31] ---**
without my permission?!
**[19:34] ---**
Forgive me! Forgive me, Daddy!
**[19:36] ---**
Daddy?!
**[19:37] ---**
Oh-ho. Earthquakes,
lightning, fire, and fathers, huh?
**[19:41] ---**
Daddy!
**[19:44] ---**
Karara!
**[19:48] ---**
Hey!
**[19:49] ---**
Whoa...
**[19:50] ---**
Private 3rd Class Karara!
**[19:53] ---**
Tama-nii!
**[19:54] ---**
This is my subordinate!
**[19:56] ---**
I will take responsibility for
my subordinate's misconduct!
**[20:04] ---**
Tama-nii!
**[20:06] ---**
Karara!
**[20:10] ---**
Why are you so scared of your daddy?
**[20:13] ---**
I only wanted to ride Daddy's
light mobile mecha for a little bit.
**[20:17] ---**
But then it went outta control,
an' before I knew it, I was on Pekopon.
**[20:22] ---**
I can't go home anymore.
**[20:23] ---**
If I go home, my Daddy's
gonna give me a thrashin'!
**[20:26] ---**
Then, your story that you were
assigned to the Keroro Platoon was...
**[20:29] ---**
It was a lie! Forgive me, Tama-nii!
**[20:36] ---**
Karara, go back to Keron.
**[20:39] ---**
Don't worry.
**[20:40] ---**
Kululu-senpai will take your little
light mobile mecha and fix it right up!
**[20:44] ---**
Say what?
**[20:45] ---**
One cute and lovely character is
more than enough, and that is me!
**[20:49] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[20:53] ---**
Come on, time to escape!
**[20:56] ---**
Sure thing, Tama-nii!
**[21:02] ---**
It's fixed! It's fixed!
**[21:04] ---**
Good grief. Getting all worked up
over a child's mischief...
**[21:08] ---**
You're so immature, Giroro.
**[21:11] ---**
You're the last person
I ever want to hear that from!
**[21:13] ---**
Thank you very much, Kululu-senpai.
**[21:16] ---**
Since I was at it, I improved the
engine's output by 256 times.
**[21:23] ---**
Take care, Karara.
**[21:26] ---**
Thanks a bunch, Tama-nii.
**[21:27] ---**
And ya even gave me a souvenir!
I won't forget ya, Tama-nii!
**[21:32] ---**
Hold on a second...
**[21:33] ---**
That's mine...
**[21:35] ---**
Oh? Was that bad?
**[21:37] ---**
So long!
**[21:40] ---**
Wait a minute!
Please give it back, sir!
**[21:48] ---**
I'm so sorry that Tama-chan's
always imposing on you.
**[21:51] ---**
Not at all.
**[21:52] ---**
Oh? When did this strip of paper get here?
**[21:55] ---**
Oh? It was written by that kid.
**[21:57] ---**
What? Karara?
***SIGN*** When I grow up, I'm gonna become Tama-nii's bride. - Karara
**[22:00] ---**
When I grow up, I'm gonna
become Tama-nii's bride. Karara.
**[22:04] ---**
What?!
**[22:05] ---**
Bride?
**[22:06] ---**
So she was a girl!
**[22:08] ---**
I'm so happy for you, Tama-chan.
**[22:10] ---**
I... I am not happy!
**[22:12] ---**
I have... I have Mr. Sergeant!
**[22:16] ---**
I hope all your Tanabata Festival
wishes come true, too.
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
Giroro here.
**[23:53] ---**
How about it? Are you enjoying every day?
**[23:55] ---**
I'm sure some things are tough,
but that's only to be expected.
**[23:59] ---**
Don't mope about every little thing.
Take it easy and laugh it off.
**[24:02] ---**
Never mind that. Next time,
we have tales of love.
**[24:05] ---**
"Giroro's Grand Rescue
Operation of Love, Sir!"
**[24:08] ---**
"Natsumi & Koyuki's
Heart-Pounding First Date, Sir!"
**[24:12] ---**
Those'll be our two stories...
**[24:13] ---**
What?! Natsumi's going on a date?!
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!