E71 - Atrocious, Annoying Legend of the Universe's King of Forgetting Homework, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
Here we go!
[00:01] [SONG] ---
"Sore ike~!!!"
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:19] [SONG] ---
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
[00:19] [SONG] ---
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:22] [SONG] ---
You're bound to mess up.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:25] [SONG] ---
For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:28] [SONG] ---
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[00:31] [SONG] ---
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[00:31] [SONG] ---
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[00:34] [SONG] ---
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Let's do everything and anything!
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:40] [SONG] ---
Let's just give it a go.
[00:40] [SONG] ---
Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:43] [SONG] ---
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[00:46] [SONG] ---
It's more fun when you're brainless.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Let's do everything and anything!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Let's just give it a go.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:54] [SONG] ---
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Isn't it time we did something about that?
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Let's do everything and anything!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Let's just give it a go.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Let's do everything and anything!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Good job!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
"Gokurousan!!!"
[01:33] ---
There are inhabitants of the limitless
expanse of the great universe.
[01:37] ---
Those inhabitants are planets.
[01:40] ---
And living on one of
those planets is us humans...
[01:47] ---
"If we humans, the
inhabitants of the planet Earth,
[01:49] ---
are recognized as life forms,
[01:52] ---
could we not say that planets,
the inhabitants of the universe,
SIGN Celestial Bodies within the Milky Way Galaxy
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are also life forms?"
[02:00] ---
The universe is so deep.
[02:03] ---
This game is so deep.
[02:06] ---
Master Fuyuki, don't you need
to do your homework, sir?
[02:10] ---
What? Why did you bring that up?
[02:13] ---
I heard from Lady Natsumi,
you know, sir.
[02:16] ---
It seems you always end up
working frantically at the last minute.
[02:20] ---
Sheesh. That's not any of Sis's business.
[02:23] ---
It's fine. Right now,
this book is more important.
[02:28] ---
Don't look at me if you get
into trouble later, sir.
[02:35] ---
Atrocious, Annoying Legend of the
Universe's King of Forgetting Homework, Sir!
[02:41] ---
What'll I do?!
SIGN Tremble Tremble
[02:48] ---
Th-This isn't normal.
[02:50] ---
What's this about?
[02:51] ---
Yes, the truth is...
SIGN Invasion Quota Submission Directive Priority
[02:56] ---
Wha?!
SIGN Invasion Quota
[02:57] ---
Th-This is...
SIGN Submission
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...an invasion quota submission directive
from Planet Keron HQ?!
SIGN Aiiiieeeeee!
[03:09] ---
"As a midterm report on how
the invasion of Pekopon is going,
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you are to submit tangible evidence
of your progress.
[03:15] ---
Furthermore, if you fail to turn
in your submission by the deadline,
[03:19] ---
there may be a forced withdrawal
in store for the Keroro Platoon.
[03:22] ---
You have been warned."
[03:24] ---
The deadline is... tomorrow!
SIGN Forced Withdrawal
[03:28] ---
Goodbye!
[03:32] ---
Not only that, but this letter
arrived half a year ago!
[03:35] ---
It was buried in a mountain
of un-built Gundam models
[03:38] ---
and he just found it earlier...
[03:41] ---
How could you do this to us?!
[03:43] ---
You stupid, stupid, stupid,
stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!
[03:45] ---
Oh, stupid, stupid, stupid,
stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid me!
[03:48] ---
Think of something we can do!
[03:49] ---
Easy for you to say!
SIGN Kululun Felonies
[03:52] ---
I know! Lady Momoka's family
is rich, so just maybe!
[03:56] ---
That's it! Contact Tamama right away!
[04:00] ---
I am sorry, but we cannot agree to that.
[04:04] ---
What?! Why not?!
[04:07] ---
We do have a couple of islands
we aren't using...
[04:09] ---
It is outrageous that the invaders
should seek the cooperation
[04:12] ---
of those they intend to invade.
[04:15] ---
In other words...
SIGN Do your own homework.
[04:17] ---
Do your own homework!
[04:19] ---
...is what it comes down to.
[04:24] ---
We got rejected point-blank.
[04:26] ---
S-Sorry for putting you
through that unpleasantness.
[04:29] ---
What? Use Kululu's pen to draw
a piece of land for you?
[04:33] ---
Come on, don't ask for
something so absurd out of the blue.
[04:39] ---
Oh, hello?
[04:40] ---
Is this the prime minister's
official residence?
[04:42] ---
Would you happen to have
an extra prefecture somewhere?
[04:44] ---
If you wouldn't mind,
I'd like you to share a bit...
SIGN Click!
[04:48] ---
Since it's come to this!
[04:50] ---
We'll submit the Hinata
residence here for now
[04:52] ---
Whoa! Our house!
[04:52] ---
and then have them
return it later. How's that?
[04:55] ---
You think Natsumi
would just let us do that?!
[04:59] ---
Stupid frog!
[05:00] ---
You're right.
[05:01] ---
If things go wrong, I could die.
[05:03] ---
Aw, man! What should we do?!
[05:06] ---
This is all your fault to begin with!
[05:09] ---
Yeah, that's right! I'm the one at fault!
[05:12] ---
I'm always the one at fault, sir!
[05:15] ---
It is all over.
[05:17] ---
Will this mean goodbye with you, too?
[05:20] ---
Nin.
[05:21] ---
But this is still a bit too sudden...
[05:28] ---
Giroro-senpai!
[05:29] ---
G-Giroro, don't be rash, sir!
[05:31] ---
Darn it! Don't stop me!
[05:32] ---
If we just bring them under military
control now, that'll be the end of it!
[05:36] ---
Corporal Giroro, moving out!
[05:39] ---
Can no one stop Giroro now?!
[05:42] ---
Click!
[05:47] ---
Sleep for a while.
[05:49] ---
You dummy!
[05:51] ---
If we could've invaded them so easily,
[05:53] ---
we wouldn't be having
such trouble, sir!
[05:54] ---
Isn't there something we can do,
Sergeant Major Kululu, sir?
[05:57] ---
They want tangible evidence
of our progress,
[06:01] ---
so hacking the data with our computers
won't do us any good.
[06:06] ---
However.
[06:07] ---
There is a way.
[06:09] ---
One absolute last resort.
SIGN Kukukuku...
[06:14] ---
Really, sir?!
[06:15] ---
It's a simple trick.
[06:17] ---
All that's left is for you
to decide, Commander.
[06:21] ---
That's...
[06:24] ---
What?!
[06:29] ---
W-We can do something
like that, sir?
[06:32] ---
I told you, it's a simple trick.
SIGN Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum
[06:36] ---
Now, Commander,
[06:38] ---
shall we do it?
[06:39] ---
Or do we just go back to Keron?
SIGN Clench
[06:43] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu, this
operation will be strictly top secret.
[06:48] ---
Hyper-secret, sir.
[06:50] ---
Roger.
SIGN Roooaaarrr
[06:57] ---
This is one operation
we can't afford to screw up!
[07:00] ---
We'll pull through this,
no matter what, sir!
[07:07] ---
That night.
[07:13] ---
With the utmost secrecy,
[07:14] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu's
invention was launched
[07:16] ---
into the airspace above
the Hinata residence.
[07:21] ---
Altitude stabilization confirmed.
[07:23] ---
Activating.
[07:24] ---
We're counting on you, sir.
SIGN Day of the Deadline
[07:28] ---
And the next day,
[07:30] ---
people did not yet
have any way to know
[07:32] ---
about the abnormal phenomena that
were beginning to occur on Earth.
[07:35] ---
Sheesh! It's supposed to be
Sarge's turn to take out the trash today!
SIGN Inner-Tokyo Municipal Pool
[07:43] ---
What?! The water in the pool disappeared?!
[07:46] ---
Yeah.
[07:48] ---
It should've been full of water,
but it suddenly dried up.
[07:51] ---
We're in the middle of
fixing things right now.
[07:53] ---
They say the pool at school is
out of commission, too, Natsumi.
[07:57] ---
What the heck?!
SIGN Kissho Park Please no games involving balls inside the park.
[07:58] ---
And it's the perfect day
to go to a pool, too.
[08:15] ---
As we have shown you,
[08:16] ---
strange, unexplained incidents have
been confirmed all across Inner-Tokyo
[08:19] ---
where objects such as trash, sand,
and gravel have been disappearing.
[08:23] ---
Furthermore, within the same region,
[08:23] ---
I'm back!
[08:25] ---
there are reports that the water in
pools at schools and public facilities
SIGN Summer Mystery
Unexplained Disappearances
[08:27] ---
has all dried up at once.
[08:29] ---
Wow! It's on the news!
[08:29] ---
There is currently a localized warning
for abnormally dry conditions,
[08:32] ---
Sis.
[08:34] ---
so please be extremely careful
with all sources of fire.
[08:34] ---
I have an odd feeling about this...
[08:37] ---
And it seems incredibly familiar.
[08:40] ---
Y-You don't mean...
SIGN We're not doing anything bad today, so there's no need for you to be suspicious!
[08:44] ---
"We're not doing anything bad today,
[08:47] ---
so there's no need for you
to be suspicious!"
[08:51] ---
Bingo.
[08:52] ---
It helps a lot that he's so profoundly stupid.
[08:55] ---
All personnel, report on the
current situation, sir!
[08:58] ---
RA-01's total volume
[09:01] ---
has reached approximately
one ten-billionth of the original.
[09:05] ---
Oxygen, silicon, iron, magnesium,
[09:07] ---
aluminum, nickel, sulfur,
antimony, and others...
[09:11] ---
No problems with the ratio of elements.
[09:13] ---
Manifestation of the
dynamo theory confirmed.
[09:15] ---
Formation of an independent
magnetic field has also been detected.
[09:18] ---
This is totally gibberish to me!
[09:22] ---
Looks like it's complete for the
purposes of our submission, at least.
[09:26] ---
Maybe we should stop around here...
[09:29] ---
Not yet!
[09:31] ---
Now that we've come this far,
we'll make it even bigger
SIGN Greed Greed
[09:34] ---
and show off just how capable
I am to the folks at HQ, sir!
SIGN Stupid Frog!!
[09:38] ---
Hey, you stupid frog!
Where are you?! Answer me!
[09:43] ---
N-Natsumi!
[09:44] ---
So she figured it out, after all.
[09:46] ---
You can hear me, right, stupid frog?!
[09:49] ---
W-We must persevere, sir.
[09:49] ---
All the weird things happening
across the city are your doing, right?!
[09:51] ---
This is the one time we
cannot give ground, sir!
[09:54] ---
Well, Sis?
[09:55] ---
He's being pretty stubborn.
[09:58] ---
Fuyuki, bring the stupid frog's
favorite Gundam model over here.
[10:01] ---
Huh? Wh-What are you going to do?
[10:03] ---
Sh-She wouldn't!
[10:05] ---
Endure it, Keroro!
[10:08] ---
No response...
[10:09] ---
Hey, enough's enough...
[10:11] ---
Hold on, Sis!
[10:15] ---
Sarge, can you hear me?
[10:17] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[10:18] ---
Please, Sarge, we won't get mad,
so come on out.
[10:23] ---
I don't know what your reasons are,
but we're friends, aren't we?
[10:28] ---
Please understand, Master Fuyuki.
[10:31] ---
I... I...
[10:34] ---
...do not want to say
goodbye to all of you, sir.
[10:39] ---
Uncle...
[10:42] ---
Keroro.
[10:44] ---
It's fine. Let them see it, too.
[10:47] ---
There's no use hiding it any longer.
[10:53] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu, there's no worry
of interference anymore, right?
[10:57] ---
I suppose not.
[10:58] ---
Then transport the two here, sir.
[11:01] ---
Roger.
[11:02] ---
Click!
[11:07] ---
So I guess you've decided to give in.
[11:09] ---
Now, let's hear a complete
explanation of what you're up to!
[11:14] ---
You won't get mad?
[11:15] ---
Depends.
[11:16] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu,
put it on the monitor, sir.
[11:19] ---
Roger.
[11:26] ---
The ocean?
[11:27] ---
What about it?
[11:30] ---
Zooming out.
[11:32] ---
Click!
[11:35] ---
What?!
[11:41] ---
Wha?!
[11:48] ---
What is this?!
[11:52] ---
Um, we were making a Pekopon.
[11:58] ---
The top secret operation
[11:59] ---
that Sergeant Keroro and
the others were working on...
[12:01] ---
Astonishingly, their objective
was to create a miniature Earth.
[12:05] ---
Will their plan actually succeed?
[12:08] ---
And what will become
of the Keroro Platoon?
[12:24] ---
Wow...
[12:29] ---
Sergeant Keroro and his platoon
started making a miniature Earth
[12:32] ---
in the sky over the Hinata residence.
[12:33] ---
Can their operation possibly be
successful this time?!
[12:39] ---
I-Is this real?
[12:41] ---
It's a super-super-scaled down
Pekopon replica.
[12:44] ---
It even has oceans and land.
[12:46] ---
I never imagined you were
making something like this.
[12:51] ---
Want to try going there?
To the freshly-made Pekopon?
[12:55] ---
We can go there?!
[12:56] ---
Of course.
[12:57] ---
I wanna go! I wanna go!
[12:59] ---
Get on that round panel over there.
[13:05] ---
A party of two!
[13:07] ---
Click!
[13:45] ---
It's beautiful...
[13:47] ---
Yeah.
[13:51] ---
Ooh! This is excellent
craftsmanship, sir!
[13:55] ---
Current diameter is approximately 1.5 km.
[13:58] ---
It has grown to the size
of a small meteoroid.
[14:00] ---
Or, like, steady progress?
[14:02] ---
How in the world did you
make something like this?
[14:06] ---
Well, it's a simple trick.
[14:09] ---
First, we used a missile to set up a
small gravitational core up in the sky.
[14:15] ---
Once it was at a stable altitude,
[14:16] ---
we borrowed elemental
components from the real Pekopon
[14:19] ---
in amounts that wouldn't be too obvious.
[14:23] ---
After that, we just had to combine
the elements at the proper ratios,
[14:26] ---
and we had our replica Pekopon
in no time at all.
[14:30] ---
Th-That's amazing!
[14:32] ---
What are you doing being impressed?!
[14:34] ---
At any rate,
[14:35] ---
if you think you're going to
make a resort to enjoy all by yourselves,
[14:37] ---
you'd better think again!
[14:39] ---
I didn't get to go swimming
because of you guys, after all.
[14:42] ---
So I'm going to use this place as a pool!
[14:45] ---
What?! Th-That's kind of...
[14:47] ---
You got a problem with that?
[14:49] ---
No, not really.
[14:51] ---
Now that that's settled!
[14:55] ---
Hurry up, Mom!
[14:57] ---
See? Look! Isn't it incredible?!
[14:59] ---
Talk about a surprise!
[15:00] ---
Kero-chan and the others made this?
[15:03] ---
Wow...
[15:05] ---
What a beautiful sandy beach!
[15:08] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[15:09] ---
Right!
[15:10] ---
There!
[15:14] ---
Hey, are you sure this is okay, Keroro?
[15:16] ---
W-Well, we still have time until
the submission deadline, so...
[15:20] ---
Let us enjoy it as well, sir!
[15:22] ---
Please wait for me, Mr. Sergeant!
[15:25] ---
Y-You dumbos!
[15:26] ---
Tamama, here you are, sir!
[15:29] ---
Aw, no fair!
[15:31] ---
Beautiful.
[15:33] ---
It is certainly a beautiful ocean.
[15:38] ---
However, there is not a
single fish swimming in it.
[15:43] ---
The vitality of life is
nowhere to be found here.
[15:49] ---
Wow! That's an amazing view, isn't it?
[15:52] ---
You could search the entire world,
[15:54] ---
and you would not find a resort
as beautiful as this.
[15:57] ---
It's freshly-made, after all.
[16:01] ---
I see.
[16:03] ---
So this is how beautiful Earth was
when it was first made.
[16:08] ---
Come to think of it, her eyes were...
[16:11] ---
...the color of this ocean, weren't they?
[16:15] ---
That was during last year's summer break.
[16:16] ---
Fuyuki had a wondrous
encounter with a Nontolma girl.
[16:22] ---
What's wrong, Fuyuki-kun?
[16:24] ---
What?! Oh, no, um, nothing...
[16:27] ---
It's nothing.
SIGN Sigh...
[16:30] ---
Nothing, my foot!
[16:32] ---
The look on his face says
there's definitely something!
[16:34] ---
Darn iiiiiiit!
[16:41] ---
And now...
[16:43] ---
After all this time,
this day is finally upon us.
[16:47] ---
But on Earth right now, there's Fuyuki.
[16:59] ---
Aw, everyone looks like
they're having so much fun.
[17:02] ---
Lucky them. I want to go play
with Uncle and the others, too.
[17:07] ---
This is bad.
[17:08] ---
It's ended up getting pretty big.
[17:11] ---
They might get wind of us soon.
[17:13] ---
Get wind of us?
[17:15] ---
I told you, remember?
[17:16] ---
That this plan is an absolute last resort?
[17:20] ---
Huh?
[17:21] ---
Koyuki-chan! Mom! Over here!
[17:25] ---
Freeze. Hands up.
[17:29] ---
What's wrong, Natsumi?
[17:32] ---
Do not resist.
[17:33] ---
Remain calm.
[17:35] ---
Or things will get messy for you.
[17:37] ---
Wh-Wh-What? What?
[17:38] ---
Or, like, persons unknown?
[17:40] ---
Hmph! So they did find out.
[17:45] ---
What is this?! What's going on?!
[17:46] ---
That is as far as you go, poyo!
[17:48] ---
Oof. Oof. Poyoyoyoyo...
[17:51] ---
That's...!
[17:53] ---
From the Andromeda police station...
[17:56] ---
...I am Space Police Officer Poyon, poyo!
[18:00] ---
What?! What's a police officer want with us?
[18:03] ---
It's no use playing dumb, poyo!
[18:05] ---
You're all about to be arrested soon, poyo!
[18:08] ---
Arrested?!
[18:09] ---
Under space law,
[18:10] ---
planets are recognized as the
largest unit of life in the universe, poyo!
[18:15] ---
So artificially creating planets is
an extremely grave offense, poyo!
[18:20] ---
Planets are... life forms...!
[18:23] ---
According to my calculations,
[18:25] ---
this celestial body will qualify as
a planet in just a little while, poyo.
[18:29] ---
When it does, all parties involved
will be rounded up, poyo!
[18:33] ---
What?!
[18:34] ---
By any chance, does that
mean that we're included, too?!
[18:37] ---
I was only following orders!
[18:40] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu, cancel
the operation immediately! Cancel!
[18:44] ---
The thing is, that's
what I've been trying to do,
[18:46] ---
but it won't stop,
no matter what I do.
[18:49] ---
Looks like it's gone out of control.
[18:51] ---
What?!
[18:51] ---
Out of control?!
SIGN Not good!! Watch out!! Danger!! We're done for!!
[18:52] ---
The cause is a complete mystery.
SIGN Breaking!! Out of control!! Spinning!! You moron!!
[18:54] ---
My contraption should be flawless.
SIGN This is killing me... Stop it... I'm getting tired... Hurry up...
SIGN Seriously... Give me a break Come on, man... Get real...
[18:57] ---
It's as if it's under the control of a will
[18:59] ---
that belongs to someone other than us!
[19:04] ---
A will belonging to someone else?!
[19:07] ---
Never mind violating space law.
[19:09] ---
If the gravitational core
continues to run amuck,
[19:11] ---
the real Pekopon will be stripped
of all its matter and cease to exist!
[19:16] ---
No way!
[19:17] ---
What?!
[19:19] ---
Nin!
[19:21] ---
What a terrible predicament!
[19:22] ---
No... No!
SIGN Homework
[19:27] ---
All I didn't do my homework...
[19:30] ---
...Pekopon will be... Pekopon will be...!
[19:35] ---
Keroro, you dumbo! How do you plan
to take responsibility for this?!
[19:39] ---
Stupid frog!
[19:40] ---
Is Earth going to disappear?!
[19:42] ---
Kero-chan!
[19:43] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[19:44] ---
Sarge!
[19:47] ---
Sarge!
[19:48] ---
Isn't there something you can do?!
Isn't there some way?!
[19:51] ---
Sarge!
[19:52] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[19:52] ---
I don't know.
[19:53] ---
Keroro!
[19:53] ---
Stupid frog!
[19:54] ---
I don't know what I should do anymore.
[19:54] ---
Kero-chan!
[19:55] ---
Hey, frog!
[19:56] ---
I don't know!
SIGN Uncle!!
[20:01] ---
Uncle!
[20:04] ---
Please don't cry, Uncle!
[20:05] ---
That voice...
[20:07] ---
A goddess?
[20:10] ---
No, I am the Great Lord of Terror.
[20:16] ---
Angol Mois!
[20:18] ---
Come from on high!
[20:19] ---
I will destroy this planet!
[20:22] ---
Everyone, please evacuate!
[20:24] ---
But if you destroy it here,
the city below will be...!
[20:27] ---
It will be all right.
[20:29] ---
Angol Tribe Ultimate Esoteric Technique,
[20:31] ---
Book of Destruction Fifty-Seven!
SIGN Black
[20:36] ---
Black Armageddon!
SIGN Armageddon
[20:50] ---
Instead of making it break up outwardly,
[20:52] ---
Black Armageddon is a finishing technique
[20:54] ---
that makes the planet
implode into nonexistence!
[21:00] ---
Poyo.
[21:01] ---
Just barely in time, poyo.
[21:21] ---
The replica Pekopon is now
a shadow of its former self.
[21:24] ---
Should we try submitting it to HQ anyway?
[21:27] ---
Yeah.
SIGN Presenting: This is Pekopon.
[21:30] ---
Sergeant Keroro submitted
the ruined replica Pekopon
[21:33] ---
on the premise that it couldn't hurt,
[21:34] ---
and unexpectedly, HQ accepted it
with a somewhat confounded air
[21:37] ---
for "the courage of
attempting the submission,"
[21:39] ---
and they were spared
the forced withdrawal!
[21:47] ---
It's as if it's under the control of a will
[21:49] ---
that belongs to someone other than us!
[21:52] ---
A will that belongs to someone else...
who could it have been?
[21:57] ---
Maybe it was the Earth's desire
to experience a beautiful rebirth.
[22:02] ---
Hey, Fuyuki!
[22:04] ---
You're slacking off again!
[22:06] ---
I'm not helping with any of your homework,
[22:08] ---
even if you come crying to me
at the eleventh hour!
[22:11] ---
I know that, Sis! I'm working on it
like I'm supposed to!
SIGN Celestial Bodies within the Milky Way Galaxy
[22:14] ---
What a lie!
You were just spacing out!
[22:16] ---
Everyone, try to get your
homework finished up early, too.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Invaders!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Shinryakusha!!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
Invaders!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
Shinryakusha!!
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:43] [SONG] ---
I want to live my life for you,
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:47] [SONG] ---
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara
[22:50] [SONG] ---
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:54] [SONG] ---
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:58] [SONG] ---
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:59] [SONG] ---
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[23:01] [SONG] ---
How's that? How's that? How's that?
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
How about something like this?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
Konnan de dossu ka?
[23:05] [SONG] ---
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
[23:05] [SONG] ---
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[23:08] [SONG] ---
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
[23:12] [SONG] ---
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[23:19] [SONG] ---
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[23:19] [SONG] ---
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[23:23] [SONG] ---
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[23:23] [SONG] ---
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:27] [SONG] ---
If things don't go well,
[23:27] [SONG] ---
Umaku ikanai nara
[23:31] [SONG] ---
That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:31] [SONG] ---
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:39] [SONG] ---
Invaders!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
Shinryakusha!!
[23:54] ---
556 here!
[23:55] ---
Summer is hot!
[23:56] ---
But don't let that make you
consume too many cold foods!
[23:59] ---
If you have any leftovers,
Lavie and I will take them off your hands!
[24:02] ---
Don't be shy! I won't be!
[24:05] ---
Never mind that. Next time, it's yummy!
[24:08] ---
"Keroro's Iron Chef Challenge, Sir!"
[24:11] ---
"Tamama's Most Powerful
Warrior Challenge, Sir!"
[24:15] ---
These two stories.
How's that?
[24:17] ---
Mmm, yummy!