# E71 - Atrocious, Annoying Legend of the Universe's King of Forgetting Homework, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4XK49/atrocious-annoying-legend-of-the-universes-king-of-forgetting-homework-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
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Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
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Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:33] ---**
There are inhabitants of the limitless
expanse of the great universe.
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Those inhabitants are planets.
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And living on one of
those planets is us humans...
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"If we humans, the
inhabitants of the planet Earth,
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are recognized as life forms,
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could we not say that planets,
the inhabitants of the universe,
***SIGN*** Celestial Bodies within the Milky Way Galaxy
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are also life forms?"
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The universe is so deep.
**[02:03] ---**
This game is so deep.
**[02:06] ---**
Master Fuyuki, don't you need
to do your homework, sir?
**[02:10] ---**
What? Why did you bring that up?
**[02:13] ---**
I heard from Lady Natsumi,
you know, sir.
**[02:16] ---**
It seems you always end up
working frantically at the last minute.
**[02:20] ---**
Sheesh. That's not any of Sis's business.
**[02:23] ---**
It's fine. Right now,
this book is more important.
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Don't look at me if you get
into trouble later, sir.
**[02:35] ---**
Atrocious, Annoying Legend of the
Universe's King of Forgetting Homework, Sir!
**[02:41] ---**
What'll I do?!
***SIGN*** Tremble Tremble
**[02:48] ---**
Th-This isn't normal.
**[02:50] ---**
What's this about?
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Yes, the truth is...
***SIGN*** Invasion Quota Submission Directive Priority
**[02:56] ---**
Wha?!
***SIGN*** Invasion Quota
**[02:57] ---**
Th-This is...
***SIGN*** Submission
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...an invasion quota submission directive
from Planet Keron HQ?!
***SIGN*** Aiiiieeeeee!
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"As a midterm report on how
the invasion of Pekopon is going,
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you are to submit tangible evidence
of your progress.
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Furthermore, if you fail to turn
in your submission by the deadline,
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there may be a forced withdrawal
in store for the Keroro Platoon.
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You have been warned."
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The deadline is... tomorrow!
***SIGN*** Forced Withdrawal
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Goodbye!
**[03:32] ---**
Not only that, but this letter
arrived half a year ago!
**[03:35] ---**
It was buried in a mountain
of un-built Gundam models
**[03:38] ---**
and he just found it earlier...
**[03:41] ---**
How could you do this to us?!
**[03:43] ---**
You stupid, stupid, stupid,
stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!
**[03:45] ---**
Oh, stupid, stupid, stupid,
stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid me!
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Think of something we can do!
**[03:49] ---**
Easy for you to say!
***SIGN*** Kululun Felonies
**[03:52] ---**
I know! Lady Momoka's family
is rich, so just maybe!
**[03:56] ---**
That's it! Contact Tamama right away!
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I am sorry, but we cannot agree to that.
**[04:04] ---**
What?! Why not?!
**[04:07] ---**
We do have a couple of islands
we aren't using...
**[04:09] ---**
It is outrageous that the invaders
should seek the cooperation
**[04:12] ---**
of those they intend to invade.
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In other words...
***SIGN*** Do your own homework.
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Do your own homework!
**[04:19] ---**
...is what it comes down to.
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We got rejected point-blank.
**[04:26] ---**
S-Sorry for putting you
through that unpleasantness.
**[04:29] ---**
What? Use Kululu's pen to draw
a piece of land for you?
**[04:33] ---**
Come on, don't ask for
something so absurd out of the blue.
**[04:39] ---**
Oh, hello?
**[04:40] ---**
Is this the prime minister's
official residence?
**[04:42] ---**
Would you happen to have
an extra prefecture somewhere?
**[04:44] ---**
If you wouldn't mind,
I'd like you to share a bit...
***SIGN*** Click!
**[04:48] ---**
Since it's come to this!
**[04:50] ---**
We'll submit the Hinata
residence here for now
**[04:52] ---**
Whoa! Our house!
**[04:52] ---**
and then have them
return it later. How's that?
**[04:55] ---**
You think Natsumi
would just let us do that?!
**[04:59] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[05:00] ---**
You're right.
**[05:01] ---**
If things go wrong, I could die.
**[05:03] ---**
Aw, man! What should we do?!
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This is all your fault to begin with!
**[05:09] ---**
Yeah, that's right! I'm the one at fault!
**[05:12] ---**
I'm always the one at fault, sir!
**[05:15] ---**
It is all over.
**[05:17] ---**
Will this mean goodbye with you, too?
**[05:20] ---**
Nin.
**[05:21] ---**
But this is still a bit too sudden...
**[05:28] ---**
Giroro-senpai!
**[05:29] ---**
G-Giroro, don't be rash, sir!
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Darn it! Don't stop me!
**[05:32] ---**
If we just bring them under military
control now, that'll be the end of it!
**[05:36] ---**
Corporal Giroro, moving out!
**[05:39] ---**
Can no one stop Giroro now?!
**[05:42] ---**
Click!
**[05:47] ---**
Sleep for a while.
**[05:49] ---**
You dummy!
**[05:51] ---**
If we could've invaded them so easily,
**[05:53] ---**
we wouldn't be having
such trouble, sir!
**[05:54] ---**
Isn't there something we can do,
Sergeant Major Kululu, sir?
**[05:57] ---**
They want tangible evidence
of our progress,
**[06:01] ---**
so hacking the data with our computers
won't do us any good.
**[06:06] ---**
However.
**[06:07] ---**
There is a way.
**[06:09] ---**
One absolute last resort.
***SIGN*** Kukukuku...
**[06:14] ---**
Really, sir?!
**[06:15] ---**
It's a simple trick.
**[06:17] ---**
All that's left is for you
to decide, Commander.
**[06:21] ---**
That's...
**[06:24] ---**
What?!
**[06:29] ---**
W-We can do something
like that, sir?
**[06:32] ---**
I told you, it's a simple trick.
***SIGN*** Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum
**[06:36] ---**
Now, Commander,
**[06:38] ---**
shall we do it?
**[06:39] ---**
Or do we just go back to Keron?
***SIGN*** Clench
**[06:43] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu, this
operation will be strictly top secret.
**[06:48] ---**
Hyper-secret, sir.
**[06:50] ---**
Roger.
***SIGN*** Roooaaarrr
**[06:57] ---**
This is one operation
we can't afford to screw up!
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We'll pull through this,
no matter what, sir!
**[07:07] ---**
That night.
**[07:13] ---**
With the utmost secrecy,
**[07:14] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu's
invention was launched
**[07:16] ---**
into the airspace above
the Hinata residence.
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Altitude stabilization confirmed.
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Activating.
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We're counting on you, sir.
***SIGN*** Day of the Deadline
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And the next day,
**[07:30] ---**
people did not yet
have any way to know
**[07:32] ---**
about the abnormal phenomena that
were beginning to occur on Earth.
**[07:35] ---**
Sheesh! It's supposed to be
Sarge's turn to take out the trash today!
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Municipal Pool
**[07:43] ---**
What?! The water in the pool disappeared?!
**[07:46] ---**
Yeah.
**[07:48] ---**
It should've been full of water,
but it suddenly dried up.
**[07:51] ---**
We're in the middle of
fixing things right now.
**[07:53] ---**
They say the pool at school is
out of commission, too, Natsumi.
**[07:57] ---**
What the heck?!
***SIGN*** Kissho Park Please no games involving balls inside the park.
**[07:58] ---**
And it's the perfect day
to go to a pool, too.
**[08:15] ---**
As we have shown you,
**[08:16] ---**
strange, unexplained incidents have
been confirmed all across Inner-Tokyo
**[08:19] ---**
where objects such as trash, sand,
and gravel have been disappearing.
**[08:23] ---**
Furthermore, within the same region,
**[08:23] ---**
I'm back!
**[08:25] ---**
there are reports that the water in
pools at schools and public facilities
***SIGN*** Summer Mystery
Unexplained Disappearances
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has all dried up at once.
**[08:29] ---**
Wow! It's on the news!
**[08:29] ---**
There is currently a localized warning
for abnormally dry conditions,
**[08:32] ---**
Sis.
**[08:34] ---**
so please be extremely careful
with all sources of fire.
**[08:34] ---**
I have an odd feeling about this...
**[08:37] ---**
And it seems incredibly familiar.
**[08:40] ---**
Y-You don't mean...
***SIGN*** We're not doing anything bad today, so there's no need for you to be suspicious!
**[08:44] ---**
"We're not doing anything bad today,
**[08:47] ---**
so there's no need for you
to be suspicious!"
**[08:51] ---**
Bingo.
**[08:52] ---**
It helps a lot that he's so profoundly stupid.
**[08:55] ---**
All personnel, report on the
current situation, sir!
**[08:58] ---**
RA-01's total volume
**[09:01] ---**
has reached approximately
one ten-billionth of the original.
**[09:05] ---**
Oxygen, silicon, iron, magnesium,
**[09:07] ---**
aluminum, nickel, sulfur,
antimony, and others...
**[09:11] ---**
No problems with the ratio of elements.
**[09:13] ---**
Manifestation of the
dynamo theory confirmed.
**[09:15] ---**
Formation of an independent
magnetic field has also been detected.
**[09:18] ---**
This is totally gibberish to me!
**[09:22] ---**
Looks like it's complete for the
purposes of our submission, at least.
**[09:26] ---**
Maybe we should stop around here...
**[09:29] ---**
Not yet!
**[09:31] ---**
Now that we've come this far,
we'll make it even bigger
***SIGN*** Greed Greed
**[09:34] ---**
and show off just how capable
I am to the folks at HQ, sir!
***SIGN*** Stupid Frog!!
**[09:38] ---**
Hey, you stupid frog!
Where are you?! Answer me!
**[09:43] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[09:44] ---**
So she figured it out, after all.
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You can hear me, right, stupid frog?!
**[09:49] ---**
W-We must persevere, sir.
**[09:49] ---**
All the weird things happening
across the city are your doing, right?!
**[09:51] ---**
This is the one time we
cannot give ground, sir!
**[09:54] ---**
Well, Sis?
**[09:55] ---**
He's being pretty stubborn.
**[09:58] ---**
Fuyuki, bring the stupid frog's
favorite Gundam model over here.
**[10:01] ---**
Huh? Wh-What are you going to do?
**[10:03] ---**
Sh-She wouldn't!
**[10:05] ---**
Endure it, Keroro!
**[10:08] ---**
No response...
**[10:09] ---**
Hey, enough's enough...
**[10:11] ---**
Hold on, Sis!
**[10:15] ---**
Sarge, can you hear me?
**[10:17] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[10:18] ---**
Please, Sarge, we won't get mad,
so come on out.
**[10:23] ---**
I don't know what your reasons are,
but we're friends, aren't we?
**[10:28] ---**
Please understand, Master Fuyuki.
**[10:31] ---**
I... I...
**[10:34] ---**
...do not want to say
goodbye to all of you, sir.
**[10:39] ---**
Uncle...
**[10:42] ---**
Keroro.
**[10:44] ---**
It's fine. Let them see it, too.
**[10:47] ---**
There's no use hiding it any longer.
**[10:53] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu, there's no worry
of interference anymore, right?
**[10:57] ---**
I suppose not.
**[10:58] ---**
Then transport the two here, sir.
**[11:01] ---**
Roger.
**[11:02] ---**
Click!
**[11:07] ---**
So I guess you've decided to give in.
**[11:09] ---**
Now, let's hear a complete
explanation of what you're up to!
**[11:14] ---**
You won't get mad?
**[11:15] ---**
Depends.
**[11:16] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu,
put it on the monitor, sir.
**[11:19] ---**
Roger.
**[11:26] ---**
The ocean?
**[11:27] ---**
What about it?
**[11:30] ---**
Zooming out.
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Click!
**[11:35] ---**
What?!
**[11:41] ---**
Wha?!
**[11:48] ---**
What is this?!
**[11:52] ---**
Um, we were making a Pekopon.
**[11:58] ---**
The top secret operation
**[11:59] ---**
that Sergeant Keroro and
the others were working on...
**[12:01] ---**
Astonishingly, their objective
was to create a miniature Earth.
**[12:05] ---**
Will their plan actually succeed?
**[12:08] ---**
And what will become
of the Keroro Platoon?
**[12:24] ---**
Wow...
**[12:29] ---**
Sergeant Keroro and his platoon
started making a miniature Earth
**[12:32] ---**
in the sky over the Hinata residence.
**[12:33] ---**
Can their operation possibly be
successful this time?!
**[12:39] ---**
I-Is this real?
**[12:41] ---**
It's a super-super-scaled down
Pekopon replica.
**[12:44] ---**
It even has oceans and land.
**[12:46] ---**
I never imagined you were
making something like this.
**[12:51] ---**
Want to try going there?
To the freshly-made Pekopon?
**[12:55] ---**
We can go there?!
**[12:56] ---**
Of course.
**[12:57] ---**
I wanna go! I wanna go!
**[12:59] ---**
Get on that round panel over there.
**[13:05] ---**
A party of two!
**[13:07] ---**
Click!
**[13:45] ---**
It's beautiful...
**[13:47] ---**
Yeah.
**[13:51] ---**
Ooh! This is excellent
craftsmanship, sir!
**[13:55] ---**
Current diameter is approximately 1.5 km.
**[13:58] ---**
It has grown to the size
of a small meteoroid.
**[14:00] ---**
Or, like, steady progress?
**[14:02] ---**
How in the world did you
make something like this?
**[14:06] ---**
Well, it's a simple trick.
**[14:09] ---**
First, we used a missile to set up a
small gravitational core up in the sky.
**[14:15] ---**
Once it was at a stable altitude,
**[14:16] ---**
we borrowed elemental
components from the real Pekopon
**[14:19] ---**
in amounts that wouldn't be too obvious.
**[14:23] ---**
After that, we just had to combine
the elements at the proper ratios,
**[14:26] ---**
and we had our replica Pekopon
in no time at all.
**[14:30] ---**
Th-That's amazing!
**[14:32] ---**
What are you doing being impressed?!
**[14:34] ---**
At any rate,
**[14:35] ---**
if you think you're going to
make a resort to enjoy all by yourselves,
**[14:37] ---**
you'd better think again!
**[14:39] ---**
I didn't get to go swimming
because of you guys, after all.
**[14:42] ---**
So I'm going to use this place as a pool!
**[14:45] ---**
What?! Th-That's kind of...
**[14:47] ---**
You got a problem with that?
**[14:49] ---**
No, not really.
**[14:51] ---**
Now that that's settled!
**[14:55] ---**
Hurry up, Mom!
**[14:57] ---**
See? Look! Isn't it incredible?!
**[14:59] ---**
Talk about a surprise!
**[15:00] ---**
Kero-chan and the others made this?
**[15:03] ---**
Wow...
**[15:05] ---**
What a beautiful sandy beach!
**[15:08] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[15:09] ---**
Right!
**[15:10] ---**
There!
**[15:14] ---**
Hey, are you sure this is okay, Keroro?
**[15:16] ---**
W-Well, we still have time until
the submission deadline, so...
**[15:20] ---**
Let us enjoy it as well, sir!
**[15:22] ---**
Please wait for me, Mr. Sergeant!
**[15:25] ---**
Y-You dumbos!
**[15:26] ---**
Tamama, here you are, sir!
**[15:29] ---**
Aw, no fair!
**[15:31] ---**
Beautiful.
**[15:33] ---**
It is certainly a beautiful ocean.
**[15:38] ---**
However, there is not a
single fish swimming in it.
**[15:43] ---**
The vitality of life is
nowhere to be found here.
**[15:49] ---**
Wow! That's an amazing view, isn't it?
**[15:52] ---**
You could search the entire world,
**[15:54] ---**
and you would not find a resort
as beautiful as this.
**[15:57] ---**
It's freshly-made, after all.
**[16:01] ---**
I see.
**[16:03] ---**
So this is how beautiful Earth was
when it was first made.
**[16:08] ---**
Come to think of it, her eyes were...
**[16:11] ---**
...the color of this ocean, weren't they?
**[16:15] ---**
That was during last year's summer break.
**[16:16] ---**
Fuyuki had a wondrous
encounter with a Nontolma girl.
**[16:22] ---**
What's wrong, Fuyuki-kun?
**[16:24] ---**
What?! Oh, no, um, nothing...
**[16:27] ---**
It's nothing.
***SIGN*** Sigh...
**[16:30] ---**
Nothing, my foot!
**[16:32] ---**
The look on his face says
there's definitely something!
**[16:34] ---**
Darn iiiiiiit!
**[16:41] ---**
And now...
**[16:43] ---**
After all this time,
this day is finally upon us.
**[16:47] ---**
But on Earth right now, there's Fuyuki.
**[16:59] ---**
Aw, everyone looks like
they're having so much fun.
**[17:02] ---**
Lucky them. I want to go play
with Uncle and the others, too.
**[17:07] ---**
This is bad.
**[17:08] ---**
It's ended up getting pretty big.
**[17:11] ---**
They might get wind of us soon.
**[17:13] ---**
Get wind of us?
**[17:15] ---**
I told you, remember?
**[17:16] ---**
That this plan is an absolute last resort?
**[17:20] ---**
Huh?
**[17:21] ---**
Koyuki-chan! Mom! Over here!
**[17:25] ---**
Freeze. Hands up.
**[17:29] ---**
What's wrong, Natsumi?
**[17:32] ---**
Do not resist.
**[17:33] ---**
Remain calm.
**[17:35] ---**
Or things will get messy for you.
**[17:37] ---**
Wh-Wh-What? What?
**[17:38] ---**
Or, like, persons unknown?
**[17:40] ---**
Hmph! So they did find out.
**[17:45] ---**
What is this?! What's going on?!
**[17:46] ---**
That is as far as you go, poyo!
**[17:48] ---**
Oof. Oof. Poyoyoyoyo...
**[17:51] ---**
That's...!
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From the Andromeda police station...
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...I am Space Police Officer Poyon, poyo!
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What?! What's a police officer want with us?
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It's no use playing dumb, poyo!
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You're all about to be arrested soon, poyo!
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Arrested?!
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Under space law,
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planets are recognized as the
largest unit of life in the universe, poyo!
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So artificially creating planets is
an extremely grave offense, poyo!
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Planets are... life forms...!
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According to my calculations,
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this celestial body will qualify as
a planet in just a little while, poyo.
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When it does, all parties involved
will be rounded up, poyo!
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What?!
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By any chance, does that
mean that we're included, too?!
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I was only following orders!
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Sergeant Major Kululu, cancel
the operation immediately! Cancel!
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The thing is, that's
what I've been trying to do,
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but it won't stop,
no matter what I do.
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Looks like it's gone out of control.
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What?!
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Out of control?!
***SIGN*** Not good!! Watch out!! Danger!! We're done for!!
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The cause is a complete mystery.
***SIGN*** Breaking!! Out of control!! Spinning!! You moron!!
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My contraption should be flawless.
***SIGN*** This is killing me... Stop it... I'm getting tired... Hurry up...
***SIGN*** Seriously... Give me a break Come on, man... Get real...
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It's as if it's under the control of a will
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that belongs to someone other than us!
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A will belonging to someone else?!
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Never mind violating space law.
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If the gravitational core
continues to run amuck,
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the real Pekopon will be stripped
of all its matter and cease to exist!
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No way!
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What?!
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Nin!
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What a terrible predicament!
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No... No!
***SIGN*** Homework
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All I didn't do my homework...
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...Pekopon will be... Pekopon will be...!
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Keroro, you dumbo! How do you plan
to take responsibility for this?!
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Stupid frog!
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Is Earth going to disappear?!
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Kero-chan!
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Fuyuki-kun!
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Sarge!
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Sarge!
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Isn't there something you can do?!
Isn't there some way?!
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Sarge!
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Mr. Sergeant!
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I don't know.
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Keroro!
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Stupid frog!
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I don't know what I should do anymore.
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Kero-chan!
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Hey, frog!
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I don't know!
***SIGN*** Uncle!!
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Uncle!
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Please don't cry, Uncle!
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That voice...
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A goddess?
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No, I am the Great Lord of Terror.
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Angol Mois!
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Come from on high!
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I will destroy this planet!
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Everyone, please evacuate!
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But if you destroy it here,
the city below will be...!
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It will be all right.
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Angol Tribe Ultimate Esoteric Technique,
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Book of Destruction Fifty-Seven!
***SIGN*** Black
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Black Armageddon!
***SIGN*** Armageddon
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Instead of making it break up outwardly,
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Black Armageddon is a finishing technique
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that makes the planet
implode into nonexistence!
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Poyo.
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Just barely in time, poyo.
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The replica Pekopon is now
a shadow of its former self.
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Should we try submitting it to HQ anyway?
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Yeah.
***SIGN*** Presenting: This is Pekopon.
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Sergeant Keroro submitted
the ruined replica Pekopon
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on the premise that it couldn't hurt,
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and unexpectedly, HQ accepted it
with a somewhat confounded air
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for "the courage of
attempting the submission,"
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and they were spared
the forced withdrawal!
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It's as if it's under the control of a will
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that belongs to someone other than us!
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A will that belongs to someone else...
who could it have been?
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Maybe it was the Earth's desire
to experience a beautiful rebirth.
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Hey, Fuyuki!
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You're slacking off again!
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I'm not helping with any of your homework,
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even if you come crying to me
at the eleventh hour!
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I know that, Sis! I'm working on it
like I'm supposed to!
***SIGN*** Celestial Bodies within the Milky Way Galaxy
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What a lie!
You were just spacing out!
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Everyone, try to get your
homework finished up early, too.
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Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
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Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
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I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
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DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
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I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
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But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
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Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
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How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
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Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
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I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
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For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
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Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
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Shinryakusha!!
**[23:54] ---**
556 here!
**[23:55] ---**
Summer is hot!
**[23:56] ---**
But don't let that make you
consume too many cold foods!
**[23:59] ---**
If you have any leftovers,
Lavie and I will take them off your hands!
**[24:02] ---**
Don't be shy! I won't be!
**[24:05] ---**
Never mind that. Next time, it's yummy!
**[24:08] ---**
"Keroro's Iron Chef Challenge, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Tamama's Most Powerful
Warrior Challenge, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
These two stories.
How's that?
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Mmm, yummy!