E943 - Tokyo Barls Collection

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[00:00] Conan
    [ED]
SIGN    Mori Detective Agency
[00:17] Kogoro
    You're such an annoying brat!
[00:20] Conan
    You're acting suspicious.
[00:21] Kogoro
    There's nothing suspicious about me!
[00:26] Kogoro
    Th-That's...
[00:28] Conan
    "Toyoko's monja restaurant
    in Tsukishima."
[00:31] Conan
    "I hereby invite my beloved detective
    Mori Kogoro-sensei to my restaurant."
[00:36] Conan
    "Signed, Toyoko."
[00:37] Kogoro
    It's an invitation from a fan.
[00:39] Conan
    So you trim your nose hairs
    to go eat monja in Tsukishima?
[00:43] Kogoro
    It's my first time meeting
    her. I want to look nice.
[00:46] Conan
    You mean perving on someone you're
    meeting for the first time?
[00:49] Kogoro
    Perving?
[01:01] Kogoro
    Honestly, there's a little bit of that.
[01:04] Conan
    So you admit it.
[01:05] Kogoro
    I do.
[01:08] Conan
    I want monja, too.
[01:11] Kogoro
    What?
[01:17] Conan
    Right now at this moment,
    light pierces the darkness!
[01:19] Conan
    Overcome all limits with
    your cool reasoning skills!
[01:21] Conan
    Kogoro is invited out for monja and
    is hired by an unexpected client!
[01:25] Conan
    Always determining the one truth
[01:26] Conan
    with the body of a child
    and the mind of an adult,
[01:28] Conan
    his name is Detective Conan!
SIGN    The Tokyo Barls Collection
[03:12] Conan
    "The Tokyo Barls Collection!"
[03:30] Kogoro
    Let's see...
[03:34] Kogoro
    It's this way.
[03:36] Conan
    I want the deluxe gizzard and
    garlic monja with cheese.
[03:40] Kogoro
    You idiot. Monja aren't
    supposed to be so luxurious.
[03:44] Kogoro
    Monja are a simple food.
[03:47] Conan
    That's an old-fashioned way of thinking.
[04:01] Kogoro
    It's just down that alleyway.
[04:12] Kogoro
    What the hell is that?
[04:14] Conan
    Looks like Toyoko-san's
    restaurant is over there.
SIGN    Toyoko's Restaurant
[04:19] Kogoro
    What is that old woman doing?
[04:22] Toyoko
    How rude! Who the hell are you?
[04:28] Toyoko
    Are you the famous detective
    Mori Kogoro-sensei?
[04:34] Kogoro
    I am indeed the super famous
    detective Mori Kogoro.
[04:42] Toyoko
    My, my. One moment, please.
[04:45] Kogoro
    What?
[04:47] Conan
    Does she work here?
[04:51] Conan
    Excuse us.
[04:54] Kogoro
    Excuse me.
[04:56] Toyoko
    Oh, my. I'm Toyoko.
[05:01] Kogoro
    I received your invitation.
[05:04] Kogoro
    I'm the great detective...
[05:07] Kogoro
    Mori Kogoro...
[05:20] Conan
    Mister!
[05:23] Toyoko
    Oh, my.
[05:24] Toyoko
    I don't believe it.
[05:26] Toyoko
    The great detective Mori-sensei
    is overwhelmed by my beauty.
[05:31] Conan
    I don't think that's it.
[05:33] Conan
    Ow.
[05:34] Toyoko
    I'm so upset!
[05:37] Toyoko
    Only the great river can
    heal the wounds on my heart.
[05:40] Toyoko
    The great river has always healed my heart.
[05:43] Conan
    The great river?
[05:46] Toyoko
    The Sumida River has always healed my heart.
[05:49] Toyoko
    Sumida River, please
    soothe this broken heart.
[05:59] Kogoro
    Ouch...
[06:01] Kogoro
    Kid, where's the old woman?
[06:04] Conan
    She said something about being
    upset and went to the Sumida River.
[06:08] Kogoro
    Sumida River?
[06:10] Kogoro
    What?!
[06:11] Kogoro
    Was she so upset by my rejection that
    she's jumping into the Sumida River?
[06:17] Conan
    No way.
[06:24] Conan
    There she is.
[06:29] Conan
    She's doing that weird dance again.
[06:32] Toyoko
    I used be a dancer at the
    big theater in Ginza.
[06:36] Both
    What?
[06:37] Toyoko
    The big theater in Ginza.
[06:39] Toyoko
    Heard of it?
[06:40] Kogoro
    The big theater in Ginza?
[06:43] Kogoro
    Come to think of it, I heard there
    used to be a place like that.
[06:48] Kogoro
    It looked something like this,
[06:51] Kogoro
    and featured long lines of
    beautiful girls dancing.
[06:58] Toyoko
    We can continue our conversation over monja.
SIGN    Toyoko's Restaurant
[07:11] Conan
    It's good!
[07:13] Toyoko
    Is it? That's good.
[07:15] Toyoko
    Eat all you'd like.
[07:18] Kogoro
    Monja and draft beer in the afternoon...
[07:21] Kogoro
    This is great!
[07:24] Toyoko
    I think I'll have some, too.
[07:30] Toyoko
    It's good. Go, me.
[07:37] Conan
    Tokyo Barls Collection?
[07:40] Conan
    What's that?
[07:44] Kogoro
    What's wrong, ma'am?
[07:47] Toyoko
    I can't breathe...
[07:49] Kogoro
    Hey, are you okay? Pull yourself together!
[07:51] Conan
    Mister, water!
[07:53] Kogoro
    Have some water.
[07:55] Kogoro
    Calm down. Drink slowly.
[08:03] Conan
    Are you okay, ma'am?
[08:05] Kogoro
    What's this?
[08:07] Kogoro
    The core of a cabbage?
[08:08] Toyoko
    S-Someone was...
[08:11] Toyoko
    Someone was trying to kill me!
[08:13] Toyoko
    They put the core of a cabbage in my monja!
[08:16] Both
    What?!
[08:18] Toyoko
    I know who the culprit is!
[08:20] Conan
    The culprit?
[08:22] Kogoro
    Calm down, ma'am.
[08:24] Toyoko
    It was one of my childhood friends.
[08:26] Both
    What?
[08:28] Toyoko
    They called us the Bufu'usu of Tsukishima.
[08:33] Kogoro
    Tsu-Tsukishima's...
[08:35] Conan
    Bufu'usu?
SIGN    Busujima Toyoko (75)
[08:41] Toyoko
    I, Busujima Toyoko, was Bu.
SIGN    Fuda Eiko (75)
[08:45] Toyoko
    Fuda Eiko was Fu.
SIGN    Ugajin Kyoko (74)
[08:47] Toyoko
    Ugajin Kyoko was U.
SIGN    Suo Yuko (75)
[08:50] Toyoko
    Suo Yuko was Su.
[08:54] Eiko
    Modern women are no good.
[08:56] Eiko
    They don't drink skim milk
    with their school lunches.
[09:00] Yuko
    Those children know nothing of war.
[09:03] Kyoko
    I heard they don't do
    that at schools anymore.
[09:06] Yuko
    Don't do what?
[09:07] Kyoko
    Carry firewood while
    studying, like Ikkyu-san.
[09:12] Toyoko
    That guy who came up with the
    crying nightingale Jomon culture?
[09:15] Kyoko
    What? Jomon culture?
[09:18] Eiko
    Bu, you're always showing off your intellect
[09:21] Eiko
    since you're the only one
    who attended high school.
[09:24] Yuko
    Yeah.
[09:25] Yuko
    You've got a big head just
    because we didn't complete
[09:28] Yuko
    our compulsory education
    to your satisfaction.
[09:30] Yuko
    I'm stuffing myself until
    I'm full of this shit!
[09:32] Both
    Me, too!
[09:33] Toyoko
    Don't stuff yourselves with shit!
[09:38] Toyoko
    It must've been one of them.
[09:42] Conan
    What?
[09:44] Toyoko
    I'm sorry.
[09:45] Toyoko
    Mid-century women can't
    help but speak their minds.
[09:51] Kogoro
    I understand.
[09:52] Kogoro
    It's your age that makes you say that.
[09:55] Conan
    No, you don't. Your age doesn't
    make you say anything.
[09:59] Toyoko
    Detective Mori Kogoro-sensei.
[10:01] Kogoro
    Huh?
[10:02] Toyoko
    Could you investigate this case?
[10:05] Kogoro
    What?
[10:06] Toyoko
    Here's your pay.
[10:08] Kogoro
    I accept!
[10:14] Kogoro
    Will suspect #1, Fuda Eiko-san,
    also known as Fu of Tsukishima,
[10:18] Kogoro
    really appear on the bullet
    train platform at Tokyo Station?
[10:22] Conan
    According to Toyoko-san, also
    known as Bu of Tsukishima.
[10:31] Conan
    I-Is that her?
[10:33] Kogoro
    Fu of Tsukishima?
[10:37] Kogoro
    Excuse me.
[10:38] Kogoro
    Are you Fuda Eiko-san, also
    known as Fu of Tsukishima?
[10:41] Eiko
    You're here about Bu.
[10:43] Kogoro
    How did you know?
[10:44] Eiko
    Did she die?
[10:45] Kogoro
    Not yet.
[10:47] Eiko
    That Bu of Tsukishima is as tough as ever.
[10:51] Kogoro
    Do you resent her for some reason?
[10:53] Eiko
    Of course I do.
[10:55] Eiko
    During middle school, I was dating
    ping pong team captain Cho-kun...
[11:13] Toyoko
    Let him break up with Eiko,
    let him break up with Eiko.
[11:19] Toyoko
    Break up with Eiko, break up with Eiko.
[11:22] Toyoko
    Break up, break up, break up,
    break up, break up, break up.
[11:26] Captain
    Fine, I'll do it! I'll break up with Eiko!
[11:32] Kogoro
    I see. I'm sorry about—
[11:36] Kogoro
    Huh?
[11:37] Conan
    Over there.
[11:40] Employee
    Please don't jog on the station
    platform! It's very dangerous!
[11:48] Conan
    Suspect #2, Ugaji Kyoko-san,
    also known as U of Tsukishima,
SIGN    Toyonaka Market
[11:52] Conan
    butchers tuna at Toyonaka Market.
[12:08] Kyoko
    You're here about Bu, aren't you?
[12:10] Kogoro
    I'm surprised you knew.
[12:13] Kyoko
    Eiko called me. She said a detective
    came to ask her about Bu.
[12:18] Kogoro
    So you do resent her for some reason.
[12:21] Kyoko
    Of course I resent that nincompoop.
[12:23] Kyoko
    During middle school, I was dating
    baseball team captain Fuji-kun...
[12:33] Captain
    What a heavy roller.
[12:36] Toyoko
    Break up with Kyoko and date me instead!
[12:39] Captain
    What?
[12:40] Toyoko
    If you won't date me, then kill me!
[12:46] Toyoko
    Kill me!
[12:49] Toyoko
    Kill me!
[12:51] Toyoko
    Push that roller over me!
[12:53] Captain
    Okay!
[12:56] Kyoko
    I will have my revenge.
[13:00] Kyoko
    Eko Eko Azarak!
[13:03] Kogoro
    She's awfully energetic.
[13:14] Kogoro
    Suspect #3, Suo Yuko-san, also
    known as Su of Tsukishima, is...
[13:19] Yuko
    Hello, ni hao, guten tag.
[13:22] Yuko
    I've got great souvenirs.
[13:25] Yuko
    Good stuff from Mt. Fuji,
    good stuff from Hokkaido.
[13:28] Yuko
    You, boss. I've got good stuff from Nikko, too.
[13:32] Kogoro
    I'm not your boss, and I'm not a foreign tourist.
[13:41] Yuko
    During middle school, I was dating...
[13:44] Kogoro
    The basketball team captain,
    who she stole from you?
[13:49] Yuko
    During middle school, I was dating
    judo team captain Ban-kun...
[13:55] Yuko
    Damn that Busujima Toyoko—I
    mean, Bu of Tsukishima.
[14:00] Captain
    Ouch...
SIGN    Anti-itch Cream
[14:03] Captain
    This medicine should work.
[14:07] Captain
    It's working!
[14:08] Toyoko
    I saw you!
[14:10] Toyoko
    I saw you doing something embarrassing!
[14:16] Captain
    Don't tell anyone.
[14:18] Toyoko
    If you don't break up with Yuko and
    starting dating me instead, I might.
[14:23] Captain
    Don't tell anyone! Don't tell anyone!
[14:25] Captain
    Don't tell anyone!
[14:35] Conan
    Something's not right.
[14:37] Conan
    All three of the women named
    as suspects resent Toyoko-san,
[14:44] Conan
    but all three of them resent
    her for the same reason.
[14:48] Eiko
    During middle school, I was dating
    ping pong team captain Cho-kun...
[14:54] Kyoko
    During middle school, I was dating
    baseball team captain Fuji-kun...
[15:00] Yuko
    During middle school, I was dating...
[15:03] Kogoro
    The basketball team captain,
    who she stole from you?
[15:07] Yuko
    During middle school, I was dating
    judo team captain Ban-kun...
[15:12] Conan
    Furthermore, Yuko-san said the exact same
    thing after the old man's interruption.
[15:19] Conan
    But why did those three—
[15:21] Conan
    No, including Toyoko-san,
    it's the four of them.
[15:26] Kogoro
    Hey, kid.
[15:27] Conan
    Huh?
[15:28] Kogoro
    What are you scowling and thinking about?
[15:32] Kogoro
    It's simple.
[15:34] Kogoro
    Those three women conspired to
    put a cabbage core in the monja
[15:40] Kogoro
    to get their revenge.
[15:43] Conan
    But then...
[15:44] Kogoro
    I know.
[15:46] Kogoro
    We're dealing with women who
    don't have long left to live.
[15:49] Kogoro
    I give them a proper talking to,
    make them reflect on their actions,
[15:53] Kogoro
    and throw a proper sushi party with my pay.
SIGN    Toyoko's Restaurant
[16:00] Toyoko
    What?!
[16:01] Toyoko
    So it was Eiko, Kyoko, and
    Yuko who tried to kill me
[16:06] Toyoko
    by putting the cabbage core in my monja?!
[16:10] Kogoro
    The great Mori Kogoro doesn't make mistakes!
[16:15] Conan
    What happened to being proper?
[16:17] Toyoko
    By the way, detective Mori-sensei.
[16:20] Kogoro
    Yes?
[16:21] Toyoko
    I know I should go to the local police,
[16:25] Toyoko
    but they're so unreliable.
[16:28] Toyoko
    Could you ask your friends
    at the MPD to handle it?
[16:32] Kogoro
    What? But...
[16:38] Toyoko
    My chronic pain...
[16:40] Kogoro
    A-Are you all right?
[16:42] Toyoko
    Please. My days are numbered...
[16:46] Kogoro
    Your days are numbered?
[16:51] Kogoro
    Very well. I'll talk to them.
[16:55] Toyoko
    Thank you!
[16:56] Toyoko
    I'll bring you another beer.
[16:59] Kogoro
    Don't worry about it.
[17:01] Conan
    He's too easy.
[17:03] Kogoro
    They're not answering...
[17:07] Conan
    Anyway, why is she doing this?
[17:12] Conan
    Huh?
[17:14] Conan
    Isn't that...?
[17:18] Conan
    I see!
[17:26] Conan
    So that's how it is.
SIGN    Toyoko's Restaurant
[17:31] Toyoko
    Here's your beer.
[17:35] Kogoro
    Toyoko-san.
[17:36] Toyoko
    Yes?
[17:37] Kogoro
    Picking up where we left off,
[17:40] Kogoro
    when cooking monja,
[17:42] Kogoro
    you use two spatulas to finely chop
    ingredients spread over a hot plate.
[17:48] Kogoro
    In other words, even if a cabbage core
    were mixed in with the ingredients,
[17:55] Kogoro
    it should've been chopped too small to get
    caught in your throat by the time you ate it.
[18:01] Kogoro
    Therefore, the cabbage core you choked on
[18:05] Kogoro
    must have been put in after you
    finished preparing the monja.
[18:09] Kogoro
    Not only that, but if the core was
    carelessly thrown into the ingredients,
[18:14] Kogoro
    the boy or I could've eaten it.
[18:17] Kogoro
    There would be no guarantee
    you would choke on it.
[18:21] Kogoro
    The only certain way to choke
    you would be to put it in
[18:26] Kogoro
    just before you served yourself.
[18:33] Kogoro
    However, this presents a fundamental problem.
[18:36] Kogoro
    Would you not notice a cabbage core
[18:40] Kogoro
    falling into the bit of
    monja you were about to eat?
[18:46] Kogoro
    In other words, the four
    of you worked together
[18:52] Kogoro
    to cause a commotion by
    involving me and the police.
[18:56] Kogoro
    It was all a lie.
[19:01] Conan
    She's not even here.
[19:06] Conan
    Does that mean she didn't
    listen to any of my reasoning?
[19:21] Conan
    I knew they'd be here.
[19:25] Toyoko
    If the great detective Mori Kogoro and the
    MPD get involved in the investigation...
[19:31] Eiko
    It'll be a huge story!
    The media will swoop in!
[19:34] Yuko
    Then everyone will be talking
    about the Tokyo Barls Collection!
[19:39] Kyoko
    But won't we be arrested?
[19:42] Yuko
    We'll cross that bridge when we get there.
[19:44] Toyoko
    Should we make a public apology then?
[19:47] Eiko
    Then even more people
    will be talking about us.
[19:50] All
    The Barls Collection is
    guaranteed to be a success!
[19:53] Kyoko
    Maybe we'll be invited to appear on TV.
[19:56] Yuko
    And interviewed by handsome men.
[19:58] Eiko
    That would really get people talking.
[20:01] All
    The Barls Collection is
    guaranteed to be a success!
[20:11] Conan
    Well, whatever.
SIGN    Toyoko's Restaurant
[20:18] Kogoro
    Hello, Inspector?
[20:21] Kogoro
    I'm sorry, but there's something
    I'd like to discuss with you.
[20:26] Conan
    Uh, oh. He got a hold of Inspector Megure.
SIGN    Toyoko's Restaurant
[22:13] Toyoko
    We just wanted to cheer
    up all the elderly people
[22:18] Toyoko
    around the country who are our age.
[22:21] Toyoko
    We're terribly sorry for the
    inconvenience our carelessness caused.
[22:28] All
    We're sorry.
SIGN    #tokyobarlscollection
SIGN    Likes
[23:13] Conan
    No one stands a chance against
    the Bufu'usu of Tsukishima.
[23:17] Kogoro
    Hey, kid. What are you doing? Let's go.
[23:20] Conan
    Okay.
[23:22] Kogoro
    What's wrong with those women?
[23:25] Conan
    But it ended well, right?
    It'll cheer up some old women.
[23:29] Conan
    And besides, didn't you get paid?
[23:31] Kogoro
    Paid? There were just free
    monja coupons in that envelope.
[23:36] Conan
    Oh, really?
[23:38] All
    The Tokyo Barls Collection is
    guaranteed to be a success!
SIGN    Episode Preview
[23:45] Kawa
    Smile, Kagura. Look happy.
[23:48] Kagura
    I'll earn more likes for you.
[23:52] Kawa
    Kagura suffered collateral
    damage about half a month ago.
[23:57] All
    What?
[23:58] Conan
    This can't be a coincidence.
[24:00] Genta
    What?
[24:01] Mitsuhiko
    Conan-kun, could it be?
[24:05] Otsubo
    I'll expose everything!
SIGN    The Cost of Likes (Part One)
[24:09] Conan
    The next episode of Conan is "The
    Cost of Likes, Part One!"
SIGN    SNS
SIGN    #summervacationstartstoday!
[24:30] Kogoro
    Next Conan's hint.
[24:33] Conan
    Social networking service!
[24:34] Kogoro
    We'd be the Moe of Beika!
SIGN    Don's miss the next episode.
[24:36] Conan
    I doubt anyone would hire the Moe Detectives.