# E943 - Tokyo Barls Collection
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6MEX358R/tokyo-barls-collection)
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**[00:00] Conan**
[ED]
***SIGN*** Mori Detective Agency
**[00:17] Kogoro**
You're such an annoying brat!
**[00:20] Conan**
You're acting suspicious.
**[00:21] Kogoro**
There's nothing suspicious about me!
**[00:26] Kogoro**
Th-That's...
**[00:28] Conan**
"Toyoko's monja restaurant
in Tsukishima."
**[00:31] Conan**
"I hereby invite my beloved detective
Mori Kogoro-sensei to my restaurant."
**[00:36] Conan**
"Signed, Toyoko."
**[00:37] Kogoro**
It's an invitation from a fan.
**[00:39] Conan**
So you trim your nose hairs
to go eat monja in Tsukishima?
**[00:43] Kogoro**
It's my first time meeting
her. I want to look nice.
**[00:46] Conan**
You mean perving on someone you're
meeting for the first time?
**[00:49] Kogoro**
Perving?
**[01:01] Kogoro**
Honestly, there's a little bit of that.
**[01:04] Conan**
So you admit it.
**[01:05] Kogoro**
I do.
**[01:08] Conan**
I want monja, too.
**[01:11] Kogoro**
What?
**[01:17] Conan**
Right now at this moment,
light pierces the darkness!
**[01:19] Conan**
Overcome all limits with
your cool reasoning skills!
**[01:21] Conan**
Kogoro is invited out for monja and
is hired by an unexpected client!
**[01:25] Conan**
Always determining the one truth
**[01:26] Conan**
with the body of a child
and the mind of an adult,
**[01:28] Conan**
his name is Detective Conan!
***SIGN*** The Tokyo Barls Collection
**[03:12] Conan**
"The Tokyo Barls Collection!"
**[03:30] Kogoro**
Let's see...
**[03:34] Kogoro**
It's this way.
**[03:36] Conan**
I want the deluxe gizzard and
garlic monja with cheese.
**[03:40] Kogoro**
You idiot. Monja aren't
supposed to be so luxurious.
**[03:44] Kogoro**
Monja are a simple food.
**[03:47] Conan**
That's an old-fashioned way of thinking.
**[04:01] Kogoro**
It's just down that alleyway.
**[04:12] Kogoro**
What the hell is that?
**[04:14] Conan**
Looks like Toyoko-san's
restaurant is over there.
***SIGN*** Toyoko's Restaurant
**[04:19] Kogoro**
What is that old woman doing?
**[04:22] Toyoko**
How rude! Who the hell are you?
**[04:28] Toyoko**
Are you the famous detective
Mori Kogoro-sensei?
**[04:34] Kogoro**
I am indeed the super famous
detective Mori Kogoro.
**[04:42] Toyoko**
My, my. One moment, please.
**[04:45] Kogoro**
What?
**[04:47] Conan**
Does she work here?
**[04:51] Conan**
Excuse us.
**[04:54] Kogoro**
Excuse me.
**[04:56] Toyoko**
Oh, my. I'm Toyoko.
**[05:01] Kogoro**
I received your invitation.
**[05:04] Kogoro**
I'm the great detective...
**[05:07] Kogoro**
Mori Kogoro...
**[05:20] Conan**
Mister!
**[05:23] Toyoko**
Oh, my.
**[05:24] Toyoko**
I don't believe it.
**[05:26] Toyoko**
The great detective Mori-sensei
is overwhelmed by my beauty.
**[05:31] Conan**
I don't think that's it.
**[05:33] Conan**
Ow.
**[05:34] Toyoko**
I'm so upset!
**[05:37] Toyoko**
Only the great river can
heal the wounds on my heart.
**[05:40] Toyoko**
The great river has always healed my heart.
**[05:43] Conan**
The great river?
**[05:46] Toyoko**
The Sumida River has always healed my heart.
**[05:49] Toyoko**
Sumida River, please
soothe this broken heart.
**[05:59] Kogoro**
Ouch...
**[06:01] Kogoro**
Kid, where's the old woman?
**[06:04] Conan**
She said something about being
upset and went to the Sumida River.
**[06:08] Kogoro**
Sumida River?
**[06:10] Kogoro**
What?!
**[06:11] Kogoro**
Was she so upset by my rejection that
she's jumping into the Sumida River?
**[06:17] Conan**
*No way.*
**[06:24] Conan**
There she is.
**[06:29] Conan**
She's doing that weird dance again.
**[06:32] Toyoko**
I used be a dancer at the
big theater in Ginza.
**[06:36] Both**
What?
**[06:37] Toyoko**
The big theater in Ginza.
**[06:39] Toyoko**
Heard of it?
**[06:40] Kogoro**
The big theater in Ginza?
**[06:43] Kogoro**
Come to think of it, I heard there
used to be a place like that.
**[06:48] Kogoro**
It looked something like this,
**[06:51] Kogoro**
and featured long lines of
beautiful girls dancing.
**[06:58] Toyoko**
We can continue our conversation over monja.
***SIGN*** Toyoko's Restaurant
**[07:11] Conan**
It's good!
**[07:13] Toyoko**
Is it? That's good.
**[07:15] Toyoko**
Eat all you'd like.
**[07:18] Kogoro**
Monja and draft beer in the afternoon...
**[07:21] Kogoro**
This is great!
**[07:24] Toyoko**
I think I'll have some, too.
**[07:30] Toyoko**
It's good. Go, me.
**[07:37] Conan**
*Tokyo Barls Collection?*
**[07:40] Conan**
*What's that?*
**[07:44] Kogoro**
What's wrong, ma'am?
**[07:47] Toyoko**
I can't breathe...
**[07:49] Kogoro**
Hey, are you okay? Pull yourself together!
**[07:51] Conan**
Mister, water!
**[07:53] Kogoro**
Have some water.
**[07:55] Kogoro**
Calm down. Drink slowly.
**[08:03] Conan**
Are you okay, ma'am?
**[08:05] Kogoro**
What's this?
**[08:07] Kogoro**
The core of a cabbage?
**[08:08] Toyoko**
S-Someone was...
**[08:11] Toyoko**
Someone was trying to kill me!
**[08:13] Toyoko**
They put the core of a cabbage in my monja!
**[08:16] Both**
What?!
**[08:18] Toyoko**
I know who the culprit is!
**[08:20] Conan**
The culprit?
**[08:22] Kogoro**
Calm down, ma'am.
**[08:24] Toyoko**
It was one of my childhood friends.
**[08:26] Both**
What?
**[08:28] Toyoko**
They called us the Bufu'usu of Tsukishima.
**[08:33] Kogoro**
Tsu-Tsukishima's...
**[08:35] Conan**
Bufu'usu?
***SIGN*** Busujima Toyoko (75)
**[08:41] Toyoko**
I, Busujima Toyoko, was Bu.
***SIGN*** Fuda Eiko (75)
**[08:45] Toyoko**
Fuda Eiko was Fu.
***SIGN*** Ugajin Kyoko (74)
**[08:47] Toyoko**
Ugajin Kyoko was U.
***SIGN*** Suo Yuko (75)
**[08:50] Toyoko**
Suo Yuko was Su.
**[08:54] Eiko**
*Modern women are no good.*
**[08:56] Eiko**
* They don't drink skim milk*
* with their school lunches.*
**[09:00] Yuko**
*Those children know nothing of war.*
**[09:03] Kyoko**
* I heard they don't do*
* that at schools anymore.*
**[09:06] Yuko**
*Don't do what?*
**[09:07] Kyoko**
* Carry firewood while*
* studying, like Ikkyu-san.*
**[09:12] Toyoko**
* That guy who came up with the*
* crying nightingale Jomon culture?*
**[09:15] Kyoko**
*What? Jomon culture?*
**[09:18] Eiko**
*Bu, you're always showing off your intellect*
**[09:21] Eiko**
* since you're the only one*
* who attended high school.*
**[09:24] Yuko**
*Yeah.*
**[09:25] Yuko**
* You've got a big head just*
* because we didn't complete*
**[09:28] Yuko**
* our compulsory education*
* to your satisfaction.*
**[09:30] Yuko**
* I'm stuffing myself until*
* I'm full of this shit!*
**[09:32] Both**
*Me, too!*
**[09:33] Toyoko**
*Don't stuff yourselves with shit!*
**[09:38] Toyoko**
It must've been one of them.
**[09:42] Conan**
*What?*
**[09:44] Toyoko**
I'm sorry.
**[09:45] Toyoko**
Mid-century women can't
help but speak their minds.
**[09:51] Kogoro**
I understand.
**[09:52] Kogoro**
It's your age that makes you say that.
**[09:55] Conan**
* No, you don't. Your age doesn't*
* make you say anything.*
**[09:59] Toyoko**
Detective Mori Kogoro-sensei.
**[10:01] Kogoro**
Huh?
**[10:02] Toyoko**
Could you investigate this case?
**[10:05] Kogoro**
What?
**[10:06] Toyoko**
Here's your pay.
**[10:08] Kogoro**
I accept!
**[10:14] Kogoro**
Will suspect #1, Fuda Eiko-san,
also known as Fu of Tsukishima,
**[10:18] Kogoro**
really appear on the bullet
train platform at Tokyo Station?
**[10:22] Conan**
According to Toyoko-san, also
known as Bu of Tsukishima.
**[10:31] Conan**
I-Is that her?
**[10:33] Kogoro**
Fu of Tsukishima?
**[10:37] Kogoro**
Excuse me.
**[10:38] Kogoro**
Are you Fuda Eiko-san, also
known as Fu of Tsukishima?
**[10:41] Eiko**
You're here about Bu.
**[10:43] Kogoro**
How did you know?
**[10:44] Eiko**
Did she die?
**[10:45] Kogoro**
Not yet.
**[10:47] Eiko**
That Bu of Tsukishima is as tough as ever.
**[10:51] Kogoro**
Do you resent her for some reason?
**[10:53] Eiko**
Of course I do.
**[10:55] Eiko**
During middle school, I was dating
ping pong team captain Cho-kun...
**[11:13] Toyoko**
* Let him break up with Eiko,*
* let him break up with Eiko.*
**[11:19] Toyoko**
*Break up with Eiko, break up with Eiko.*
**[11:22] Toyoko**
* Break up, break up, break up,*
* break up, break up, break up.*
**[11:26] Captain**
*Fine, I'll do it! I'll break up with Eiko!*
**[11:32] Kogoro**
I see. I'm sorry about—
**[11:36] Kogoro**
Huh?
**[11:37] Conan**
Over there.
**[11:40] Employee**
Please don't jog on the station
platform! It's very dangerous!
**[11:48] Conan**
Suspect #2, Ugaji Kyoko-san,
also known as U of Tsukishima,
***SIGN*** Toyonaka Market
**[11:52] Conan**
butchers tuna at Toyonaka Market.
**[12:08] Kyoko**
You're here about Bu, aren't you?
**[12:10] Kogoro**
I'm surprised you knew.
**[12:13] Kyoko**
Eiko called me. She said a detective
came to ask her about Bu.
**[12:18] Kogoro**
So you do resent her for some reason.
**[12:21] Kyoko**
Of course I resent that nincompoop.
**[12:23] Kyoko**
During middle school, I was dating
baseball team captain Fuji-kun...
**[12:33] Captain**
*What a heavy roller.*
**[12:36] Toyoko**
*Break up with Kyoko and date me instead!*
**[12:39] Captain**
*What?*
**[12:40] Toyoko**
*If you won't date me, then kill me!*
**[12:46] Toyoko**
*Kill me!*
**[12:49] Toyoko**
*Kill me!*
**[12:51] Toyoko**
*Push that roller over me!*
**[12:53] Captain**
*Okay!*
**[12:56] Kyoko**
I will have my revenge.
**[13:00] Kyoko**
Eko Eko Azarak!
**[13:03] Kogoro**
She's awfully energetic.
**[13:14] Kogoro**
Suspect #3, Suo Yuko-san, also
known as Su of Tsukishima, is...
**[13:19] Yuko**
Hello, ni hao, guten tag.
**[13:22] Yuko**
I've got great souvenirs.
**[13:25] Yuko**
Good stuff from Mt. Fuji,
good stuff from Hokkaido.
**[13:28] Yuko**
You, boss. I've got good stuff from Nikko, too.
**[13:32] Kogoro**
I'm not your boss, and I'm not a foreign tourist.
**[13:41] Yuko**
During middle school, I was dating...
**[13:44] Kogoro**
The basketball team captain,
who she stole from you?
**[13:49] Yuko**
During middle school, I was dating
judo team captain Ban-kun...
**[13:55] Yuko**
Damn that Busujima Toyoko—I
mean, Bu of Tsukishima.
**[14:00] Captain**
*Ouch...*
***SIGN*** Anti-itch Cream
**[14:03] Captain**
*This medicine should work.*
**[14:07] Captain**
*It's working!*
**[14:08] Toyoko**
*I saw you!*
**[14:10] Toyoko**
*I saw you doing something embarrassing!*
**[14:16] Captain**
*Don't tell anyone.*
**[14:18] Toyoko**
* If you don't break up with Yuko and*
* starting dating me instead, I might.*
**[14:23] Captain**
*Don't tell anyone! Don't tell anyone!*
**[14:25] Captain**
*Don't tell anyone!*
**[14:35] Conan**
*Something's not right.*
**[14:37] Conan**
* All three of the women named*
* as suspects resent Toyoko-san,*
**[14:44] Conan**
* but all three of them resent*
* her for the same reason.*
**[14:48] Eiko**
* During middle school, I was dating*
* ping pong team captain Cho-kun...*
**[14:54] Kyoko**
* During middle school, I was dating*
* baseball team captain Fuji-kun...*
**[15:00] Yuko**
*During middle school, I was dating...*
**[15:03] Kogoro**
* The basketball team captain,*
* who she stole from you?*
**[15:07] Yuko**
* During middle school, I was dating*
* judo team captain Ban-kun...*
**[15:12] Conan**
* Furthermore, Yuko-san said the exact same*
* thing after the old man's interruption.*
**[15:19] Conan**
*But why did those three—*
**[15:21] Conan**
* No, including Toyoko-san,*
* it's the four of them.*
**[15:26] Kogoro**
Hey, kid.
**[15:27] Conan**
Huh?
**[15:28] Kogoro**
What are you scowling and thinking about?
**[15:32] Kogoro**
It's simple.
**[15:34] Kogoro**
Those three women conspired to
put a cabbage core in the monja
**[15:40] Kogoro**
to get their revenge.
**[15:43] Conan**
But then...
**[15:44] Kogoro**
I know.
**[15:46] Kogoro**
We're dealing with women who
don't have long left to live.
**[15:49] Kogoro**
I give them a proper talking to,
make them reflect on their actions,
**[15:53] Kogoro**
and throw a proper sushi party with my pay.
***SIGN*** Toyoko's Restaurant
**[16:00] Toyoko**
What?!
**[16:01] Toyoko**
So it was Eiko, Kyoko, and
Yuko who tried to kill me
**[16:06] Toyoko**
by putting the cabbage core in my monja?!
**[16:10] Kogoro**
The great Mori Kogoro doesn't make mistakes!
**[16:15] Conan**
*What happened to being proper?*
**[16:17] Toyoko**
By the way, detective Mori-sensei.
**[16:20] Kogoro**
Yes?
**[16:21] Toyoko**
I know I should go to the local police,
**[16:25] Toyoko**
but they're so unreliable.
**[16:28] Toyoko**
Could you ask your friends
at the MPD to handle it?
**[16:32] Kogoro**
What? But...
**[16:38] Toyoko**
My chronic pain...
**[16:40] Kogoro**
A-Are you all right?
**[16:42] Toyoko**
Please. My days are numbered...
**[16:46] Kogoro**
Your days are numbered?
**[16:51] Kogoro**
Very well. I'll talk to them.
**[16:55] Toyoko**
Thank you!
**[16:56] Toyoko**
I'll bring you another beer.
**[16:59] Kogoro**
Don't worry about it.
**[17:01] Conan**
*He's too easy.*
**[17:03] Kogoro**
They're not answering...
**[17:07] Conan**
*Anyway, why is she doing this?*
**[17:12] Conan**
Huh?
**[17:14] Conan**
Isn't that...?
**[17:18] Conan**
*I see!*
**[17:26] Conan**
*So that's how it is.*
***SIGN*** Toyoko's Restaurant
**[17:31] Toyoko**
Here's your beer.
**[17:35] Kogoro**
Toyoko-san.
**[17:36] Toyoko**
Yes?
**[17:37] Kogoro**
Picking up where we left off,
**[17:40] Kogoro**
when cooking monja,
**[17:42] Kogoro**
you use two spatulas to finely chop
ingredients spread over a hot plate.
**[17:48] Kogoro**
In other words, even if a cabbage core
were mixed in with the ingredients,
**[17:55] Kogoro**
it should've been chopped too small to get
caught in your throat by the time you ate it.
**[18:01] Kogoro**
Therefore, the cabbage core you choked on
**[18:05] Kogoro**
must have been put in after you
finished preparing the monja.
**[18:09] Kogoro**
Not only that, but if the core was
carelessly thrown into the ingredients,
**[18:14] Kogoro**
the boy or I could've eaten it.
**[18:17] Kogoro**
There would be no guarantee
you would choke on it.
**[18:21] Kogoro**
The only certain way to choke
you would be to put it in
**[18:26] Kogoro**
just before you served yourself.
**[18:33] Kogoro**
However, this presents a fundamental problem.
**[18:36] Kogoro**
Would you not notice a cabbage core
**[18:40] Kogoro**
falling into the bit of
monja you were about to eat?
**[18:46] Kogoro**
In other words, the four
of you worked together
**[18:52] Kogoro**
to cause a commotion by
involving me and the police.
**[18:56] Kogoro**
It was all a lie.
**[19:01] Conan**
She's not even here.
**[19:06] Conan**
* Does that mean she didn't*
* listen to any of my reasoning?*
**[19:21] Conan**
*I knew they'd be here.*
**[19:25] Toyoko**
If the great detective Mori Kogoro and the
MPD get involved in the investigation...
**[19:31] Eiko**
It'll be a huge story!
The media will swoop in!
**[19:34] Yuko**
Then everyone will be talking
about the Tokyo Barls Collection!
**[19:39] Kyoko**
But won't we be arrested?
**[19:42] Yuko**
We'll cross that bridge when we get there.
**[19:44] Toyoko**
Should we make a public apology then?
**[19:47] Eiko**
Then even more people
will be talking about us.
**[19:50] All**
The Barls Collection is
guaranteed to be a success!
**[19:53] Kyoko**
Maybe we'll be invited to appear on TV.
**[19:56] Yuko**
And interviewed by handsome men.
**[19:58] Eiko**
That would really get people talking.
**[20:01] All**
The Barls Collection is
guaranteed to be a success!
**[20:11] Conan**
*Well, whatever.*
***SIGN*** Toyoko's Restaurant
**[20:18] Kogoro**
Hello, Inspector?
**[20:21] Kogoro**
I'm sorry, but there's something
I'd like to discuss with you.
**[20:26] Conan**
*Uh, oh. He got a hold of Inspector Megure.*
***SIGN*** Toyoko's Restaurant
**[22:13] Toyoko**
We just wanted to cheer
up all the elderly people
**[22:18] Toyoko**
around the country who are our age.
**[22:21] Toyoko**
We're terribly sorry for the
inconvenience our carelessness caused.
**[22:28] All**
We're sorry.
***SIGN*** #tokyobarlscollection
***SIGN*** Likes
**[23:13] Conan**
* No one stands a chance against*
* the Bufu'usu of Tsukishima.*
**[23:17] Kogoro**
Hey, kid. What are you doing? Let's go.
**[23:20] Conan**
Okay.
**[23:22] Kogoro**
What's wrong with those women?
**[23:25] Conan**
But it ended well, right?
It'll cheer up some old women.
**[23:29] Conan**
And besides, didn't you get paid?
**[23:31] Kogoro**
Paid? There were just free
monja coupons in that envelope.
**[23:36] Conan**
Oh, really?
**[23:38] All**
The Tokyo Barls Collection is
guaranteed to be a success!
***SIGN*** Episode Preview
**[23:45] Kawa**
Smile, Kagura. Look happy.
**[23:48] Kagura**
I'll earn more likes for you.
**[23:52] Kawa**
Kagura suffered collateral
damage about half a month ago.
**[23:57] All**
What?
**[23:58] Conan**
This can't be a coincidence.
**[24:00] Genta**
What?
**[24:01] Mitsuhiko**
Conan-kun, could it be?
**[24:05] Otsubo**
I'll expose everything!
***SIGN*** The Cost of Likes (Part One)
**[24:09] Conan**
The next episode of Conan is "The
Cost of Likes, Part One!"
***SIGN*** SNS
***SIGN*** #summervacationstartstoday!
**[24:30] Kogoro**
Next Conan's hint.
**[24:33] Conan**
Social networking service!
**[24:34] Kogoro**
We'd be the Moe of Beika!
***SIGN*** Don's miss the next episode.
**[24:36] Conan**
I doubt anyone would hire the Moe Detectives.