E999 - Troublesome Kindness

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[00:00] ---
    Detective Conan Episode
    999 "Troublesome Kindness"
[00:00] Conan
    [OP]
[00:00] Kotani
    [ED]
[00:00] Kotani
    [Eyecatch]
SIGN    Fried Rice & Pot Stickers
SIGN    Chinese Restaurant
SIGN    Soba Restaurant
SIGN    Beer
[00:09] Kogoro
    That's good.
[00:10] Kogoro
    Beer is great!
[00:12] Ran
    Dad, don't drink too much.
[00:15] Kogoro
    I know.
[00:18] Kusano
    Anyway, listen to this.
[00:20] Yamanashi
    What is it?
[00:21] Kusano
    It's about the other day.
SIGN    Kusano Tomoya (30)
    Salaryman
[00:23] Kusano
    What a masterpiece.
[00:27] Kusano
    While heading home the other day, I saw
    a strange man in front of my house.
[00:31] Kusano
    Totally suspicious, right?
[00:34] Kusano
    So I reported him to the police.
[00:39] Stranger
    You're calling me suspicious?
    That's ridiculous.
[00:42] Stranger
    I came to check on my coworker
    who lives in this apartment,
[00:45] Stranger
    but I forgot his room
    number, so I texted him.
[00:48] Kusano
    Sorry about that. My mistake.
[00:53] Stranger
    You're the guy who should've
    minded his own business!
[00:56] Kusano
    Can you believe that happened?
[00:59] Yamanashi
    You sure do love to meddle
    in other people's business.
[01:02] Kusano
    I prefer to think of myself as considerate.
[01:05] Kusano
    Besides, it's his fault
    for behaving suspiciously.
[01:17] Conan
    Find the question that solves the mystery!
[01:19] Conan
    Apply miraculous detective skills
    to the secrets of the heart!
[01:21] Conan
    A small kindness becomes a major nuisance!
[01:23] Conan
    A man's meddling turns into a case!
[01:25] Conan
    Always determining the one truth
[01:26] Conan
    with the body of a child
    and the mind of an adult,
[01:28] Conan
    his name is Detective Conan!
SIGN    Troublesome Kindness
[03:11] Conan
    "Troublesome Kindness!"
[03:17] Kusano
    Everyone should be grateful for my actions.
SIGN    Kotani Shin (32)
    Restaurant Customer
[03:22] Kusano
    By the way, something else
    happened to me the other day.
[03:27] Kusano
    I was waiting in line to use the ATM
[03:30] Kusano
    when I noticed a man behaving strangely.
[03:35] Kusano
    He was standing in front of the ATM without
    using it while talking on the phone.
[03:40] Kotani
    Yes, yes. I understand.
[03:43] Kotani
    What? Next month, too?
[03:45] Kotani
    Next month will be difficult.
[03:47] Kotani
    Fine. I'll see what I can do.
[03:50] Kusano
    I figured it must be phone fraud,
[03:53] Kusano
    so I reported him to the police immediately.
[03:58] Kotani
    This really isn't phone fraud.
[04:00] Kotani
    My mother called me. It has
    nothing to do with this.
[04:04] Kotani
    I was transferring money to my workplace.
[04:06] Police
    So it was a mistake.
[04:08] Boss
    Kotani, what have you done?!
[04:12] Boss
    The other party hasn't receive the funds yet!
[04:14] Boss
    It's causing a huge problem!
[04:16] Kotani
    I'm sorry.
[04:17] Boss
    You'll pay for this.
[04:20] Kusano
    Can you believe what happened?
[04:22] Kusano
    He's hardly fit to be a working
    member of society, don't you think?
SIGN    Yamanashi Hajime (30)
    Salaryman
[04:25] Yamanashi
    I wouldn't go that far.
[04:27] Kusano
    Guys like him don't get it until
    something that drastic happens to them.
[04:31] Yamanashi
    That's awful.
[04:40] Kotani
    Patient. Be patient.
[04:42] Kusano
    What's his deal?
[04:44] Kogoro
    What is it, kid?
[04:46] Conan
    Nothing.
[04:49] Kogoro
    He's just drunk.
[04:55] Waiter
    Excuse me. Are you all right?
[04:57] Kotani
    Yeah.
[04:59] Kogoro
    Excuse me. Could I get another beer?
[05:02] Waiter
    Yes, sir.
[05:03] Ran
    Dad, if you get drunk, I'm leaving you here.
[05:06] Kogoro
    I'll be fine. Make it a large.
[05:07] Ran
    Conan-kun, have you had some of this?
[05:10] Ran
    It's good.
[05:12] Ran
    Conan-kun?
[05:18] Kusano
    Anyway, I'm a genuinely good guy.
[05:22] Kusano
    I can't ignore someone who's in trouble.
[05:25] Kusano
    I'll keep living my life
    in service of others...
[05:28] Waiter
    Sir, shall I bring you some water?
[05:31] Kotani
    No. Could I get another beer?
[05:35] Waiter
    Okay, one beer.
[05:42] Kusano
    I'm going to the bathroom.
[05:44] Yamanashi
    Take a right outside the restaurant.
[05:46] Kusano
    I know.
SIGN    Kotani
SIGN    Mining Co.
[07:20] Yamanashi
    It's an emergency!
[07:21] Yamanashi
    Someone help!
[07:24] Ran
    Conan-kun.
[07:32] Kogoro
    What's the matter?
[07:34] Yamanashi
    Kusano was taking a while
    to return, so I came here.
[07:41] Kogoro
    Ran, call an ambulance.
[07:42] Ran
    Okay.
[07:43] Kogoro
    And the police.
[07:44] Ran
    Got it.
[07:46] Kogoro
    Damn. He's dead.
[07:53] Kotani
    No...
[07:55] Kotani
    No way. No way!
[07:58] Kotani
    Wh-What's going on here?
[08:08] Conan
    Kusano-san was struck on both
    the front and back of the head.
[08:13] Conan
    The weapon is the deck
    brush next to the body.
[08:16] Conan
    For some reason, there's a roll of toilet
    paper stuck inside the hand drier.
[08:22] Conan
    There are signs of a struggle.
[08:26] Conan
    What's that?
[08:29] Kogoro
    Hey!
[08:31] Kogoro
    I'm always telling you not to
    wander around crime scenes.
[08:34] Conan
    Sorry.
[08:51] Takagi
    Let's go over your story again.
[08:53] Takagi
    Your coworker Kusano-san was spending
    a long time in the bathroom,
[08:56] Takagi
    so you went to check on him, correct?
[08:59] Yamanashi
    Yes.
[09:01] Yamanashi
    I left the restaurant and was
    heading towards the bathroom
[09:04] Yamanashi
    when I nearly ran into a man
    wearing a cap low over his eyes.
[09:08] Yamanashi
    The man headed towards the stairs.
[09:13] Yamanashi
    I ignored him and stopped
    in front of the bathroom.
[09:16] Yamanashi
    I heard the hand drier
    running inside the bathroom,
[09:20] Yamanashi
    so I thought Kusano would be coming
    out right away and waited for a while,
[09:25] Yamanashi
    but he didn't come out.
[09:28] Takagi
    You didn't see anyone other than that man?
[09:30] Yamanashi
    No, I'm absolutely certain.
[09:33] Yamanashi
    That man who passed by
    me must be the culprit.
[09:37] Yamanashi
    If only I'd gotten a better look at his face.
[09:44] Takagi
    Immediately after that, you heard
    Yamanashi-san's voice and came here, right?
[09:49] Kogoro
    Yeah. When we arrived,
    Yamanashi-san was sitting here.
[09:54] Kogoro
    I checked Kusano-san's pulse,
    but he was already dead.
[09:58] Takagi
    Mori-san, you didn't see the
    man in the cap, did you?
[10:02] Kogoro
    There wasn't anyone here when we arrived.
[10:05] Takagi
    What about you two, Ran-san and Conan-kun?
[10:08] Ran
    I didn't run into anyone on the way here.
[10:11] Conan
    I didn't see the man in the cap either.
[10:14] Takagi
    I see.
[10:16] Megure
    We've started an emergency search for him
    and are gathering information in the area.
[10:20] Megure
    I hope we find some useful information.
[10:23] Kogoro
    Since his wallet is still here, it looks
    like the motive was a grudge and not theft.
[10:28] Megure
    Most likely. That's how we're
    investigating the case.
[10:33] Takagi
    But what we don't understand concerns
    the elevator next to the bathroom.
[10:39] Takagi
    Why did the culprit walk all the way to
    the stairs instead of using the elevator?
SIGN    Bathroom Elevator
SIGN    Stairs
SIGN    Restaurant
[10:46] Kogoro
    That's obvious.
[10:48] Kogoro
    If someone found Kusano-san while
    he was waiting for the elevator,
[10:52] Kogoro
    he'd have nowhere to run.
[10:54] Megure
    But, Mori-kun, the culprit deliberately
    activated the hand drier before he fled.
[11:00] Megure
    Creating noise for a prolonged period of time
[11:02] Megure
    would mean someone would
    notice something was off sooner.
[11:04] Megure
    In other words, didn't he do it so
    the body would be discovered quickly?
[11:08] Kogoro
    I see.
[11:11] Kogoro
    If the culprit bothered
    to do that, that means...
[11:15] Ran
    That means...?
[11:17] Kogoro
    What does it mean?
[11:19] Takagi
    If the culprit wanted to
    hang around the bathroom,
[11:21] Takagi
    blending in with the customers at the various
    restaurants on this floor would be the natural choice.
[11:26] Takagi
    The culprit could've used the confusion cause
    by the discovery of Kusano-san's body to flee.
[11:31] Megure
    None of the restaurants reported
    a customer wearing a cap.
[11:36] Kogoro
    So the man came here, attacked
    Kusano-san, and left.
[11:42] Conan
    And it doesn't make sense
    since he couldn't have known
[11:46] Conan
    when Kusano-san would go to the bathroom.
[11:48] Kogoro
    You don't know what you're
    talking about, kid.
[11:51] Megure
    No, he's right. It doesn't make sense.
[11:54] Kogoro
    Yes, Inspector. Now that you
    mention it, you're right.
[11:57] Takagi
    Perhaps it was an indiscriminate murder.
[12:02] Megure
    For the time being, we'll have to keep
    all manner of possibilities in mind.
[12:09] Conan
    Hey, mister forensics officer.
[12:12] Conan
    Did you retrieve the belongings
    that were in the drain?
[12:15] Police
    Of course.
[12:17] Police
    You mean this?
[12:19] Conan
    I knew it.
[12:22] Conan
    He's lying.
[12:24] Kogoro
    You brat!
[12:26] Kogoro
    How many times do I have to
    tell you not to scamper around?
[12:29] Conan
    Sorry.
[12:33] Kogoro
    Scamper, scamper.
[12:34] Kogoro
    Scamper, scamper.
[12:35] Kogoro
    Scamper away, little froggies.
[12:37] Kogoro
    Scamper away together.
[12:40] Megure
    Mori-kun?
[12:41] Takagi
    Could it be?
[12:43] Kogoro
    Yes, indeed.
[12:46] Kogoro
    I've figured out the truth behind this case.
[12:53] Kogoro
    Allow me to be direct.
[12:55] Kogoro
    The culprit in this murder is the man
    who discovered the body, Yamanashi-san.
[13:04] Megure
    Him? But what about the man wearing the cap?
[13:08] Kogoro
    No such man exists.
[13:10] Kogoro
    We were fooled by Yamanashi-san's lie.
[13:17] Yamanashi
    You're lying!
[13:19] Yamanashi
    What proof do you have?
[13:20] Yamanashi
    I really did see him.
[13:22] Kogoro
    Allow me to explain.
[13:25] Kogoro
    It's possible that this case couldn't have
    been solved by anyone other than me,
[13:30] Kogoro
    who arrived just after Yamanashi-san.
[13:34] Kogoro
    In fact, one clue is
    disappearing as we speak.
[13:38] Takagi
    A clue?
[13:41] Kogoro
    In order to cover the sound
    of Kusano-san's scream,
[13:44] Kogoro
    you attacked him the moment he put
    his hands inside the hand drier.
[13:58] Kogoro
    Then you activated the hand drier once again
[14:02] Kogoro
    so a third party would discover the body.
[14:10] Kogoro
    However, something unexpected occurred.
[14:16] Kusano
    How could you?
[14:24] Kusano
    You'll pay for this!
[14:38] Kogoro
    You believed the hand
    drier hadn't drowned out
[14:41] Kogoro
    the loud noises made during your scuffle,
[14:49] Kogoro
    so you hastily changed your plan
    and decided you'd discover the body.
[14:58] Yamanashi
    It's an emergency!
[14:59] Yamanashi
    Someone help!
[15:04] Ran
    Conan-kun.
[15:10] Kogoro
    What's the matter?
[15:12] Yamanashi
    Kusano was taking a while
    to return, so I came here.
[15:18] Kogoro
    Ran, call an ambulance!
[15:19] Ran
    Okay.
[15:20] Kogoro
    And the police.
[15:21] Ran
    Got it.
[15:24] Kogoro
    Damn. He's dead.
[15:33] Kogoro
    Naturally, there's no man wearing a cap.
[15:36] Kogoro
    It's a lie you made up to
    confuse the investigation.
[15:40] Yamanashi
    That's a false accusation.
[15:42] Yamanashi
    How can you call someone
    a liar without any proof?
[15:45] Yamanashi
    Do you have any proof?
[15:47] Kogoro
    The first piece of evidence I mentioned
    earlier is already disappearing.
[15:52] Kogoro
    When I saw you in front of the bathroom,
[15:55] Kogoro
    I felt as though something was off.
[16:04] Kogoro
    The cuff of your pants was wet,
[16:07] Kogoro
    probably because Kusano-san
    grabbed it when he woke up.
[16:12] Yamanashi
    What?
[16:15] Yamanashi
    What are you talking about?
[16:17] Yamanashi
    That's just speculation.
[16:19] Yamanashi
    This is nonsense.
[16:20] Kogoro
    Then allow me to confirm something.
[16:22] Kogoro
    When you opened the bathroom door, you were
    shocked to see Kusano-san on the floor.
[16:27] Kogoro
    Then you shouted for help.
[16:30] Kogoro
    In other words, you haven't set
    foot inside the bathroom, correct?
[16:33] Yamanashi
    That's right.
[16:35] Yamanashi
    Maybe you just thought
    my pant cuffs were wet.
[16:38] Yamanashi
    Look. They're not wet.
[16:41] Kogoro
    Now that they're dry, I can't prove it.
[16:46] Kogoro
    But what about your shirt sleeve button?
[16:50] Yamanashi
    Shirt sleeve button?
[16:53] Kogoro
    When did you lose that?
[16:56] Yamanashi
    I...
[16:59] Kogoro
    Forensics recovered the button
    from the bathroom drain earlier.
[17:05] Conan
    Hey, Mister Forensics Officer.
[17:09] Conan
    Did you retrieve the belongings
    that were in the drain?
[17:12] Police
    Of course.
[17:14] Police
    You mean this?
[17:20] Kogoro
    Kusano-san's body was
    covering the bathroom drain.
[17:26] Kogoro
    If you haven't set foot inside the bathroom,
    then how did your button get in there?
[17:35] Kogoro
    Yes, because that button came off
    during your scuffle with Kusano-san.
[17:41] Kogoro
    It proves you're the culprit.
[17:47] Megure
    Well, Yamanashi-san?
[17:50] Takagi
    Why did you kill your coworker Kusano-san?
[17:55] Yamanashi
    I hated him.
[17:58] Yamanashi
    Because of his meddling...
[18:02] Yamanashi
    My sister was coming home
    late from work one night
[18:05] Salaryman
    Help me!
[18:07] Yamanashi
    when she happened to witness a phantom
    slasher stab someone to death.
SIGN    Police Box
[18:16] Yamanashi
    The culprit pursued her.
[18:18] Yamanashi
    She attempted to get help from a police box,
SIGN    Out On Patrol
[18:20] Yamanashi
    but because of Kusano, the officers were
    out patrolling for a suspicious person.
SIGN    Murder Witness Dead
SIGN    The Victim Ran to a Police Box, but Officers Were Absent Due to Being on Patrol
SIGN    Victim Yamanashi Akiho (25)
[18:34] Yamanashi
    There was no one there to protect my sister.
[18:38] Yamanashi
    When I learned it was Kusano's
    fault that my sister died,
[18:42] Yamanashi
    I wanted to kill him.
[18:45] Yamanashi
    Damn. Damn it!
[18:47] Yamanashi
    He was a truly terrible person!
[18:50] Yamanashi
    Considerate? Yeah, right!
[18:51] Yamanashi
    He was always sticking his
    nose where it didn't belong!
[18:54] Kogoro
    Despite the injustice you experienced,
    what you did was still a crime.
[18:58] Kogoro
    It's unforgivable.
[19:01] Kogoro
    There's someone here who
    chose not to commit a crime,
[19:07] Kogoro
    even though he faced injustice like you.
[19:09] Yamanashi
    Huh?
[19:10] Megure
    What?
[19:12] Kogoro
    Yes, you.
[19:15] Kogoro
    You had your eye on Kusano-san.
[19:18] Kogoro
    You in the hoodie.
[19:28] Ran
    The man from the restaurant?
[19:31] Kogoro
    You clearly bore some
    grudge against Kusano-san.
[19:44] Kotani
    Yes.
[19:46] Kotani
    Because of his meddling,
    I was fired from my job.
[19:50] Kotani
    Lately I'd been keeping an eye on him
    and had been rehearsing my own murder.
[19:56] Takagi
    You what?
[19:58] Kotani
    Not only that, but today
[19:59] Kotani
    I'd planned to kill him using exactly
    the same method you deduced, Mori-san.
[20:06] Ran
    What?
[20:07] Megure
    Unbelievable.
[20:52] Kotani
    So when the murder occurred,
[20:55] Kotani
    I thought I might've done it. I was scared.
[20:59] Kogoro
    But you didn't do it.
[21:01] Kogoro
    You made yourself stay in the
    restaurant. You controlled yourself.
[21:05] Kotani
    But if he hadn't acted,
[21:09] Kotani
    I think I probably would've
    attacked Kusano-san.
[21:13] Kogoro
    You've been watching Kusano-san for a while.
[21:16] Kogoro
    You've probably had plenty of
    chances to kill him until now.
[21:22] Kotani
    I...
[21:25] Kogoro
    I believe you deliberately
    chose not to commit a crime.
[21:35] Kotani
    M-Mori-san...
[23:17] Woman
    Hup.
[23:21] Kogoro
    Ma'am, allow me to hold that.
[23:23] Woman
    What are you doing?
[23:25] Woman
    You're not trying to rob me, are you?
[23:27] Kogoro
    What? Of course not.
[23:32] Kogoro
    Hey, wait. Wait a minute.
[23:35] Kogoro
    Jeez, it's so hard to be considerate.
[23:40] Conan
    You've got that right.
SIGN    Episode Preview
[23:45] Conan
    We were too late.
[23:47] Kogoro
    He's dead.
[23:49] Conan
    This is what that letter
    was warning us about.
[23:52] Man
    It's the piano's curse!
[23:54] Kogoro
    This isn't a curse.
[23:57] Kogoro
    It's a murder case.
[23:59] Conan
    Does this sheet music that was found
    with the body mean anything?
[24:03] Conan
    And what about the letter
    warning us about this case?
[24:08] Conan
    Wait a minute.
SIGN    The Moonlight Sonata Murder (Part One)
[24:09] Conan
    The next episode of Conan is "The
    Moonlight Sonata Murder, Part One!"
SIGN    Moonshade Island
[24:31] Kogoro
    Next Conan's hint!
[24:32] Conan
    Moonshade Island!
[24:34] Ran
    We've finally reached 1,000 episodes!
SIGN    Don't miss the next episode.
[24:36] Kogoro
    All thanks to me?
[24:37] Conan
    That's the number of times you've slept.