E997 - Intrigue at Smile Village

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    Detective Conan Episode 997
    "Intrigue at Smile Village"
[00:00] Conan
    [OP]
SIGN    [Eyecatch]
SIGN    Smile Village
SIGN    Smile Village
[00:34] Both
    Welcome to the high-class resort-style
    nursing home "Smile Village!"
SIGN    Hohoemi Tango (43)
    "Smile Village" Chief Director
SIGN    Hohoemi Waltz (41)
    "Smile Village" Administration Manager
[00:42] Conan
    What?
[00:46] Conan
    Find the question that solves the mystery!
[00:48] Conan
    Apply miraculous detective skills
    to the secrets of the heart!
[00:50] Conan
    The Detective Boys are everyone's idols!
[00:51] Conan
    What plot is hidden behind their smiles?
[00:54] Conan
    Always determining the one truth
[00:55] Conan
    with the body of a child
    and the mind of an adult,
[00:57] Conan
    his name is Detective Conan!
SIGN    Intrigue at Smile Village
[02:40] Conan
    "Intrigue at Smile Village!"
[02:46] Tango
    Come on. Everyone is waiting, Edogawa-sama.
[02:50] Conan
    Everyone?
SIGN    Sakura-sama, Sumire-sama,
SIGN    Botan-sama, Azami-sama, and...
[02:58] Genta
    Hey, Conan!
[02:59] Ayumi
    Conan-kun!
[03:01] Mitsuhiko
    You're late.
[03:03] Conan
    Guys.
SIGN    Conan
SIGN    Ayumi
SIGN    Mitsuhiko
SIGN    Genta
[03:05] Tango
    Those ladies over there are devoted
    fans of the Detective Boys.
[03:10] Conan
    D-Devoted fans?
[03:13] Tango
    It happened two weeks ago.
SIGN    We were on a luxurious sightseeing bus tour of Beika City.
[03:22] All
    An acorn rolled down and down
[03:27] All
    and fell into a pond.
[03:32] All
    A loach swam up and...
[03:37] Mitsuhiko
    Oh, my!
[03:45] Mitsuhiko
    These are delicious.
SIGN    Since then, the Detective Boys have become Sakura-sama,
SIGN    Sumire-sama, Botan-sama and Azami-sama's idols.
SIGN    Conan
SIGN    Ayumi
SIGN    Mitsuhiko
SIGN    Genta
SIGN    They even formed a fan club.
[04:03] Tango
    Now then.
[04:04] Tango
    Since all the members of the
    Detective Boys are here...
[04:09] Tango
    Azami-sama.
SIGN    Azagami Azami (77)
    "Smile Village" Resident
[04:10] Azami
    Yes.
[04:12] Tango
    Botan-sama.
SIGN    Hotaka Botan (73)
    "Smile Village" Resident
[04:13] Botan
    Yes.
[04:15] Tango
    Sumire-sama.
SIGN    Sumida Sumire (77)
    "Smile Village" Resident
[04:17] Sumire
    Yes.
[04:19] Tango
    Sakura-sama.
SIGN    Sakuma Sakura (78)
    "Smile Village" Resident
[04:20] Sakura
    Yes.
SIGN    Imagine that the Detective Boys are your own grandchildren
SIGN    and show them to your rooms.
[04:29] Conan
    Actually, I'm not so sure about...
[04:32] Tango
    Edogawa-sama.
[04:33] Tango
    Think of them as your grandmothers, okay?
[04:38] Conan
    B-But...
[04:41] Tango
    Ondo.
[04:42] Conan
    Ondo?
SIGN    Shibuzura Ondo (30)
    "Smile Village" Employee
[05:00] Sakura
    Lay him down on that bed over there.
[05:08] Sakura
    Thank you.
[05:13] Conan
    Anyway, this room is really luxurious.
[05:17] Sakura
    I had it remodeled in a
    Baroque architectural style.
[05:22] Conan
    I see.
[05:23] Sakura
    It was my dream to sing
    lullabies to my grandchildren.
[05:29] Conan
    Was it?
[05:36] Sakura
    Hushabye, hushabye.
[05:46] Sakura
    My good baby, sleep.
[05:57] Sakura
    My good baby...
[06:06] Conan
    She put herself to sleep
    with her own lullaby.
[06:22] Conan
    Um, where's the bathroom?
[06:27] Conan
    Gotta go, gotta go.
[06:31] Conan
    Gotta go.
[07:24] Conan
    You guys, too?
[07:31] Mitshiko
    I was with Botan-obaasan.
[07:59] Botan
    It was my dream to peel fruit from
    around the world for my grandchildren.
[08:06] Botan
    Say ah. Eat up.
[08:13] Botan
    Say ah.
[08:17] Botan
    Ah.
[08:21] Botan
    Ah.
[08:35] Mitsuhiko
    Excuse me for a moment.
[08:47] Ayumi
    I was with Azami-obaasama.
[09:07] Azami
    This is my collection.
[09:10] Ayumi
    What?
[09:27] Azami
    I especially like these dentures
    decorated with diamonds.
[09:36] Azami
    I'll show you some ventriloquism.
[09:39] Ayumi
    Ventriloquism?
[09:41] Azami
    Please tell me your name.
[09:47] Azami
    Please tell me your name.
[09:54] Ayumi
    It's Ayumi.
[09:56] Azami
    My name is Azagami Azami.
[10:01] Azami
    Nice to meet you.
[10:21] Genta
    As soon as we entered
    Sumire-baachan's room...
[10:54] Genta
    Ow!
[10:55] Genta
    My butt, my butt!
[10:58] Genta
    You pinched me!
[11:00] Genta
    What are you doing, Grandma?
[11:02] Sumire
    Pain, pain, fly away.
[11:06] Sumire
    Pain, pain, fly away.
[11:09] Sumire
    Pain, pain, fly away.
[11:23] Genta
    Hey, w-w-wait.
[11:32] Genta
    Crap!
[11:37] Genta
    Are you okay?
[11:45] Genta
    Oh, no. Oh, no.
[11:52] Conan
    So all the old women are insanely wealthy.
[11:59] Mitsuhiko
    Indeed.
[12:02] Genta
    I guess we can let it slide
    since they're our fans.
[12:07] Mitsuhiko
    It's the married couple Chief
    Director Hohoemi Waltz-san
[12:10] Mitsuhiko
    and Administration Manager
    Tango-san that creep me out.
[12:14] Ayumi
    They're always smiling.
[12:17] Conan
    Yeah, they've been smiling since we met.
[12:28] Genta
    All right.
SIGN    1 Million Yen Savings
[12:56] Mitsuhiko
    They're smiling.
[12:59] Ayumi
    Maybe they have to smile because
    they're the chief director
[13:03] Ayumi
    and administration manager of Smile Village.
[13:06] Genta
    Isn't that what they call
    a customer service smile?
SIGN    Customer Service Smile
[13:11] Conan
    They're right.
[13:24] Tango
    Were those old hags...?
SIGN    Yes, those old hags.
SIGN    Smile Village
SIGN    I never imagined that those old hags
SIGN    would be scouted by another nursing home.
[13:52] Tango
    Considering how much money they have,
[13:56] Tango
    I understand why other nursing
    homes would want them to move in.
[14:01] Tango
    By letting them meet their
    idols the Detective Boys,
[14:06] Tango
    they'll stay at Smile Village.
[14:10] Tango
    We should thank the Detective Boys.
SIGN    Indeed.
[14:16] Genta
    They appreciate us.
[14:19] Conan
    They used us.
[14:21] All
    What?
[14:23] Tango
    Waltz.
SIGN    What is it, Tango?
[14:26] Tango
    We need to buy a high-class hotel in
    Dubai before those old hags catch on.
SIGN    Using their money that we've been managing.
[14:40] Tango
    This is the list of high-class
    hotels Dubai we'll purchase.
SIGN    If those old hags learned we're planning to buy a high-class hotel in Dubai,
SIGN    I'm sure their blood pressure would rise.
[15:04] Genta
    What's Dubai?
[15:05] Conan
    A world famous resort
    city in the Middle East.
[15:09] Genta
    Middle East?
[15:10] Mitsuhiko
    They said they're planning to buy a
    hotel using the old women's money.
[15:14] Ayumi
    They're using their money
    without their knowledge.
[15:18] Ayumi
    Those poor old ladies.
SIGN    Tango, you decide which hotel we'll buy.
[15:26] Tango
    Waltz, you decide.
SIGN    Darling, you're my husband. You should decide.
[15:33] Tango
    Oh, Waltz. You're my wife.
[15:37] Tango
    You should decide.
SIGN    Tango.
[15:40] Tango
    Waltz.
SIGN    Tango.
[15:42] Tango
    Waltz.
[15:44] Genta
    They're dancing even though they're bad guys.
[15:47] Ayumi
    It's not pretty at all.
[15:50] Mitsuhiko
    In fact, it's unsightly.
[15:52] Tango
    Waltz.
SIGN    Tango.
[15:54] Tango
    Waltz.
SIGN    Tango.
[15:56] Tango
    Waltz.
SIGN    Tango.
[16:00] Tango
    I'm sick of taking care of
    wealthy old Japanese people.
SIGN    So we'll use their money to buy a high-class hotel in Dubai
SIGN    and open a Smile Village there.
[16:13] Tango
    Smile Village Dubai.
SIGN    We'll care for the world's wealthy old people and use their money
[16:25] Tango
    to build a Smile Village in space.
SIGN    I'm thinking about making Cosmic Smile Village Japanese style.
[16:33] Tango
    Japanese style.
SIGN    And once we do,
SIGN    I'll devote my heart the Manyoshu and wear a twelve-layered ceremonial kimono.
[16:41] Tango
    Devote your heart to the Manyoshu.
SIGN    More importantly...
[16:50] Tango
    What is it, Waltz?
SIGN    We need to make those old hags sign an exclusive contract
SIGN    so they can't be scouted by another nursing home again.
[17:03] Tango
    You're right.
[17:05] Both
    Exclusive contract!
[17:14] Conan
    Guys.
[17:16] Both
    The Detective Boys?
[17:19] Both
    Ondo!
SIGN    Chief Director's Office
[17:47] Mitsuhiko
    Let go of me!
[17:50] Mitsuhiko
    Let go of me! Hey!
[17:58] Ayumi
    Let go! Let go!
[18:00] Mitsuhiko
    Please let go!
[18:02] Mitsuhiko
    Let me go!
SIGN    Chief Director's Office
[18:12] All
    Let us go!
[18:16] Both
    Lock them in the basement.
[18:23] Genta
    Let us go!
[18:26] Genta
    What are you doing?
[18:27] Genta
    Where are you taking us?
[18:30] Genta
    Stop it! Stop!
[18:33] Genta
    Let us go!
[18:36] Genta
    Ow!
[18:56] Genta
    Hey, let us out! Let us out!
[18:59] Genta
    Ow. I hurt my teeth biting
    him as hard as I could.
[19:05] Conan
    Guys.
[19:06] Genta
    Conan?
[19:07] Both
    Conan-kun?
[19:08] Conan
    They've installed multiple
    solid locks on the door.
[19:11] Conan
    Stand back. I'll break it open.
[19:14] Conan
    All right.
[19:29] Both
    Please sign the contract.
[19:33] All
    All right.
[19:35] All
    By the way, where are the Detective Boys?
SIGN    How many times do we have to tell you?
[19:42] Tango
    The Detective Boys left.
[19:45] All
    Oh, that's right.
[19:48] Both
    Now sign the contract.
[19:50] All
    Okay.
[19:53] Both
    Is there something else?
[19:55] All
    We were just wondering...
[19:57] All
    ...what our idols...
[19:58] All
    ...the Detective Boys...
[19:59] All
    ...are doing right now.
[20:02] Both
    We told you, they decided to leave.
[20:11] All
    You don't need to smile like
    that when you're angry.
[20:14] All
    We just need to sign, right?
[20:16] ---
    Just need to sign, right?
[20:18] Both
    Yes, please.
[20:21] Conan
    No, you don't!
[20:31] All
    The Detective Boys haven't left yet!
[20:36] All
    It's our idols, the Detective Boys!
[20:42] Both
    Ondo!
[20:53] Both
    Ondo?
[20:56] Conan
    Ondo-san says he likes
    working at Smile Village.
[21:00] Conan
    So he finds your plan to
    use the old ladies' money
[21:06] Conan
    you've been managing to buy a
    high-class hotel in Dubai...
[21:13] Ondo
    Unforgivable.
[21:21] All
    Ondo-sama!
[21:25] All
    You're so wonderful!
[21:27] All
    Ondo-sama! Ondo-sama!
[21:35] All
    Ondo-sama! Ondo-sama!
SIGN    Everyone, we've almost arrived at the butcher's storefront.
SIGN    The Detective Boys are eating croquettes.
[23:36] All
    So cute!
[23:38] All
    Chief Director Ondo-sama!
[23:45] Omura
    After all that time you spent,
    this is what you made?
SIGN    Episode Preview
[23:49] Ogi
    We're unsuccessful because
    of your incompetence.
[23:58] Megure
    Why did the president and head of
    R&D have such a tense relationship?
[24:03] Kogoro
    I thought they were friends
    who shared the same ambition.
SIGN    The Frying Pan of Hatred
[24:09] Conan
    The next episode of Conan is
    "The Frying Pan of Hatred!"
SIGN    Hamburgers
[24:30] Genta
    Next Conan's hint!
[24:33] Conan
    Hamburgers!
SIGN    Don't miss the next episode.
[24:35] Ayumi
    Here's my recommended cheese.
[24:36] Mitsuhiko
    Teriyaki.
[24:37] Genta
    And eel.
[24:38] Conan
    You guys are so consistent.