E330 - My Bald Dad, My Light-Haired Dad, and My Dad's Glasses

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[00:05] Kag
    Let me introduce you, 'kay?
[00:06] Kag
    This is my boyfriend,
    Dai-chan from Planet Titan.
[00:10] Shin
    Huh?
[00:11] Shin
    Wait, what?!
[00:14] Shin
    Kagura-chan, what do you mean, Titan?!
[00:17] Gin
    Hey, what's the meaning of
    this? This isn't what you said!
[00:21] UB
    Kagura-chan, who was the boy
    that gave you the letter, then?
[00:24] Kag
    Oh, he was just a friend who handed
    over the letter in Dai-chan's place.
[00:29] Kag
    Dai-chan's too big to write a letter,
[00:32] Kag
    and it seems he was too shy
    to hand it over himself.
[00:34] Shin
    Uh... Wait, you actually
    had such a huge friend?
[00:38] Kag
    Yep. Soyo-chan introduced us.
[00:41] Shin
    The princess?
[00:42] Kag
    Believe it or not, Dai-chan's
    the prince of Planet Titan.
[00:45] Kag
    But being so big, he had no one to play with
    and nowhere he could play, so he was bored.
[00:53] Kag
    So I played with him, 'kay?
[00:55] Kag
    And then he got attached to me.
[01:03] G
    Monsters!
[01:04] Gin
    I don't know if I'd call this "attached"...
[01:07] Bo
    It looks more like he brought
    an army to conquer Earth!
SIGN    Gintama
SIGN    Slip Arc
SIGN    My Bald Dad, My Light-Haired
    Dad, and My Dad's Glasses
SIGN    Watch the Slip Arc in a bright room and
    at a safe distance from your TV!
[02:48] Kag
    Awesome, right? I totally got the
    jump on the bingo balls of life.
[02:51] Gin
    You may have hit bingo with royalty...
[02:53] Gin
    But his balls are way too big! Riding those
    would be harder than riding a Gundam!
[02:57] Kag
    Anyway, don't be so nervous,
    'kay? Take a seat, Dai-chan.
[03:05] Gin
    Huh? Wait, what now?
[03:08] Gin
    Is this the boy? Is this
    really the boyfriend?
[03:10] Gin
    What's a "boyfriend,"
    again? How is it spelled?
[03:13] UB
    Calm down. He's just a big boyfriend.
[03:16] UB
    A father whose daughter's boyfriend
    thinks he's a pushover is done for.
[03:19] UB
    Oh, I see. So you're Kagura's boyfriend.
[03:23] UB
    Thanks for being there for her.
[03:25] UB
    I'm her father.
[03:26] Gin
    That's the space-famous Umibozu for you.
[03:29] Gin
    With no fear of the massive boyfriend,
    he showed off how dignified a father can be.
[03:38] Gin
    F-F...
[03:40] Gin
    Father!
[03:42] Shin
    Umibozu-san!
[03:44] Shin
    He's been turned to mincemeat!
    Only one of his blls remains!
[03:47] Gin
    That's not one of his blls!
    It's just his cue ball!
[03:49] Dai
    Ah, my bad.
[03:51] Dai
    Damn, I overdid it.
[03:53] Dai
    I ain't been on Earth long,
[03:57] Dai
    so I don't really get how to do
    greetings or, like, the bowing thing.
[04:01] Dai
    And, like, I can't stand that
    kinda formal crap, anyway.
[04:06] Dai
    You can ignore the prince thing, so why
    don't we keep things frank and casual, Pops?
[04:11] Dai
    Since you're Kagura's old man,
    I already consider you a bro.
[04:15] Dai
    Oh, could you tell me your email address?
[04:17] UB
    I see. Then I'll tell you...
[04:20] UB
    the email address to Hell!
[04:26] Gin
    Why me?!
[04:27] UB
    C-Calm down! Grow up!
[04:30] UB
    You promised to be a grown-up today!
[04:31] Gin
    You calm down!
[04:33] UB
    He comes across as incredibly audacious,
    but I'm imagining things, right?
[04:36] UB
    It just seems like he's looking down
    on us because he's so huge, right?
[04:38] UB
    Kids these days are all
    like that, right? Right?!
[04:41] Gin
    We'll never get anywhere if you
    get pissed by whatever a kid says.
[04:45] Gin
    Let me handle this.
[04:47] Gin
    Y-Yeah, Earth's societal norms
    are too complicated, huh?
[04:51] Gin
    We just wanted to meet
    Kagura's friend, is all.
[04:55] Gin
    Anyway, make yourself at home. Want some tea?
[04:57] Dai
    Nah, I'm good. I'm chewing gum.
[04:59] Gin
    Really? We have snacks, too.
[05:02] Dai
    Seriously, I'm good. Earth
    food doesn't suit my taste.
[05:05] Gin
    Oh, really?
[05:06] Gin
    Could he be any more blunt?
    Is he messing with me?
[05:10] Gin
    What do you usually eat?
[05:11] Gin
    Your size must complicate things.
[05:15] Dai
    Hip hop.
[05:16] Gin
    What do you mean, you eat hip hop?
[05:19] Dai
    The only things on Earth that suit
    my tastes are hip hop and reggae.
[05:24] Dai
    They're music of the soul, check it out.
[05:28] Kag
    Apparently, everyone on
    his planet is a b-boy.
[05:31] Gin
    Uh, you guys are just big boys!
[05:33] Dai
    Everything else is old-fashioned and lame.
[05:36] Gin
    Look who's talking! You're
    all dressed like cavemen!
[05:40] Dai
    Honestly, I was shocked I had to
    come meet my girlfriend's folks.
[05:43] Gin
    Huh? Why?
[05:44] Dai
    What matters is how the couple
    feels in their hearts.
[05:48] Dai
    Parents sticking their nose
    into it is totally lame, I say.
[05:52] Dai
    Earth is pretty behind the times, huh?
[05:54] Gin
    Really? I can't tell. Are we?
[05:58] Gin
    Anyway, isn't it normal to be worried about
    the kind of friends your daughter has?
[06:03] Gin
    Right, Kagura?
[06:04] Dai
    Y'know, I've been meaning to point this out.
[06:06] Dai
    I'm not her friend.
[06:08] Dai
    I'm her boyfriend.
[06:10] Gin
    Oh, sorry. Boyfriend, huh?
[06:12] Gin
    I hate to say it, but that
    word doesn't exist on Earth.
[06:15] Gin
    Right, Kagura?
[06:16] Dai
    Hey, can I be straight with you?
    Who are you to Kagura?
[06:20] Dai
    I don't want some rando calling
    her "Kagura" like they're close.
[06:23] Dai
    She's my gal.
[06:26] Kag
    Dai-chan, I mentioned this before.
[06:28] Kag
    Gin-chan's my Earth dad.
[06:32] Kag
    Wait, brother?
[06:36] Kag
    Oh, I know. He's like crab lice, 'kay?
[06:37] Gin
    Why did I regress to being crab lice?!
[06:40] Dai
    Y'know, you're going out with me.
    Why are you still living with your ex?
[06:44] Dai
    I won't stand for half-assing
    things like that.
[06:47] Dai
    Keep messing with my gal,
    and I'll make a mess of Earth.
[06:51] Dai
    FYI, we could wipe out your
    Earth if we wanted to.
[06:55] Dai
    If I say the word, my bros all
    over the galaxy will gather here.
[06:58] Gin
    Bring it!
[06:59] Gin
    Attack on anytime you want, titans!
[07:02] Gin
    I'll force a retreat back into space!
[07:05] Gin
    For your hairline, that is!
[07:10] UB
    Why my hairline?!
[07:12] Gin
    Calm down! You're a grown-up!
[07:14] Gin
    Now we're even!
[07:15] UB
    Grown-ups don't obsess over getting even!
[07:17] Gin
    I'm imagining things, right?
[07:18] Gin
    Some brain-dead boy is saying
    he'll wipe out Earth,
[07:21] Gin
    but only your hair roots
    will be wiped out, right?
[07:23] Gin
    Right? Right?!
[07:24] UB
    Just calm down, you two.
[07:27] UB
    Dai-kun, it's not what you think.
    These two aren't like that.
[07:30] UB
    Kagura's only working a live-in job here.
[07:33] UB
    Honestly, I'm against it too,
    but she doesn't listen to me.
[07:36] Dai
    For real? Who would want to work here?
[07:39] Shin
    Calm down!
[07:40] Dai
    But you can rest assured, Pops.
[07:43] Dai
    I'm gonna finish my work
    here and go back home soon.
[07:46] Dai
    I plan on taking Kagura with me.
[07:49] Kag
    Hey, what are you talking about?
[07:52] Dai
    Oh, keep your mouth shut.
[07:54] Dai
    I don't intend to half-ass
    things with Kagura.
[07:59] Dai
    I'm gonna marry her.
[08:04] Shin
    Hey! What are you two doing?!
[08:07] UB
    I'm imagining things, right?
[08:08] UB
    I think I heard the word "marry" just now,
    but I'm just imagining things, right?
[08:11] Gin
    Yeah, that's right. It's
    totally just your imagination.
[08:14] Kag
    Who said you could talk like that?
[08:16] Kag
    Marry me? That's news to me.
[08:18] Dai
    Oh, keep your mouth shut!
[08:20] Dai
    We're discussing something important here.
[08:22] Gin
    Uh, I'm not sure I follow. Aren't
    you skipping a few too many steps?
[08:26] Gin
    That stuff comes after
    dating and things going well.
[08:28] Gin
    And you haven't even started dating yet.
[08:30] Dai
    We don't need to do all that crap.
[08:33] Dai
    We're soulmates. Our hearts
    are totally resonating.
[08:38] Gin
    Oh, really?
[08:40] UB
    Now, now. Puppy love makes your
    mind go blank and blinds you.
[08:46] UB
    Most people start finding tons of faults
[08:48] UB
    and come to hate each other eventually.
[08:50] Dai
    Nah, that ain't happening with us.
[08:52] Dai
    I ain't got any faults.
[08:54] Dai
    And even if Kagura does, I've got
    the heart to accept them all.
[08:58] UB
    Oh, really?
[09:00] Gin
    Nah, you won't be saying that for long.
[09:04] Gin
    You'll learn how big a glutton
    she is once you live with her.
[09:07] Gin
    She'll destroy your food budget.
[09:08] Gin
    Plus she's crude and can't
    cook anything but egg-on-rice.
[09:11] Gin
    She's sure to be a useless housewife
    who doesn't do any housework.
[09:15] UB
    Yeah, yeah.
[09:16] UB
    Plus she's a 'kay addict
    who needs a trip to 'Kay A.
[09:19] UB
    And your kids will 100%
    inherit the bald gene.
[09:21] UB
    What do you even see in her?
[09:22] UB
    If I were you, I'd never pick her up
    if she was lying on the street.
[09:25] UB
    I'd take her to the lost and found!
[09:27] Kag
    Oh, really?!
[09:31] Kag
    This is perfect, then.
[09:33] Kag
    You can marry me off and get rid of me.
[09:36] Kag
    Fine by me, 'kay? I don't like
    half-assing things, either.
[09:39] Kag
    Guess we can date with
    an eye toward marriage.
[09:42] UB
    Wait!
[09:43] Gin
    That's not it!
[09:45] Dai
    Well, there you have it. You'll
    give us your blessings, right?
[09:49] Shin
    Now, now.
[09:50] Shin
    Calm down, all of you.
[09:52] Shin
    Putting aside the taking Kagura-chan
    along thing for now...
[09:55] Shin
    We'll just take it as a sign that you're
    serious about this relationship.
[10:00] Shin
    That's okay, right?
[10:01] Bo
    Hell no!
[10:04] UB
    You're just a rotten virgin with
    zero experience! Stay out of this!
[10:07] UB
    They're not getting engaged
    at such a young age!
[10:10] Gin
    Quit mouthing off about your naïve ideals!
[10:12] Gin
    Love is just a illusion!
[10:14] Gin
    True love only begins once that
    illusion wears off, you stupid brats!
[10:16] Shin
    Tell them, not me!
[10:19] Bo
    We're being grown-ups here
    because you told us to grow up!
[10:22] Shin
    Then say what you're
    supposed to as grown-ups!
[10:25] Gin
    What the hell, man?
    What's a grown-up, anyway?
[10:27] Gin
    I don't know anymore!
[10:28] Shin
    Meanwhile, those two went off on their date!
[10:34] Bo
    Ack!
[10:39] Kag
    Man, dating is a pain.
[10:43] Kag
    Can't we just stay friends?
[10:46] Kag
    We're only gonna be sparring
    like usual anyway, right?
[10:49] Dai
    Nah, it was only during the day so far,
[10:51] Dai
    but now we'll be able to spar at night, too.
[10:55] Dai
    More than anything, I don't
    wanna let anyone else have you.
[10:57] Kag
    I don't see why I have to be monopolized
    by either you or those morons.
[11:01] Dai
    Are you stupid? You know that ain't it.
[11:04] Dai
    If you love someone, you
    wanna make them yours alone.
[11:07] Dai
    Ain't it only natural to feel that way?
[11:10] Kag
    Well, I wouldn't really care
    if someone else took you.
[11:14] Dai
    Y-You just haven't realized that you're
    in love yet because you're such a child!
[11:18] Kag
    Then what? Those morons are saying
    they don't wanna give me away.
[11:21] Kag
    Are they in love with me, too?
[11:22] Dai
    That's a different kinda love. Like, familial.
[11:25] Dai
    But we gotta distance ourselves from
    that and find our own love someday.
[11:30] Kag
    I see. But in a way, they love me too, huh?
[11:37] Dai
    Hey, what are you smirking for?
[11:40] Kag
    No reason.
[11:43] Kag
    It's been a long day. I'm exhausted.
[11:46] Kag
    Let's save the date for another day, 'kay?
[11:48] Dai
    What? Why?!
[11:50] Dai
    I said I'm going back home soon, didn't I?
[11:53] Kag
    We can just have a
    long-distance relationship.
[11:55] Dai
    Hey, wait up!
[11:57] Dai
    Are you okay with being separated from me?
[12:00] Dai
    I could cheat on you back
    home! You okay with that?!
[12:03] Kag
    That's pretty much it, Dai-chan.
[12:05] Kag
    You can find love scattered anywhere.
[12:08] Kag
    But those scatterbrains...
[12:11] Kag
    ...I can only find here.
[12:15] Kag
    See you.
[12:16] Kag
    Write to me, 'kay?
[12:21] Dai
    I ain't letting you go, Kagura.
[12:24] Dai
    I ain't gonna accept a
    long-distance relationship.
[12:31] Dai
    I finally found robust genes that are
    worthy of being inherited by titans.
[12:39] Dai
    I can't let the people on this planet
    keep them all to themselves.
[12:45] Soyo
    What?!
[12:46] Soyo
    Kagura-chan and Prince Dai?!
[12:49] Soyo
    I didn't know those two had
    that kind of relationship.
[12:53] Soyo
    He took Kagura-chan from me.
    I feel a little burned.
[12:58] Bo
    Things really will burn.
[13:00] UB
    If you don't tell us where
    they hang out right now...
[13:05] Gin
    ...we'll burn down your castle.
[13:07] Shin
    Hey! The princess has
    nothing to do with this!
[13:10] Shin
    She didn't do anything wrong!
[13:12] Gin
    But you're the one who introduced
    him to Kagura, right?
[13:15] Gin
    Where did you guys hang out?
[13:17] Gin
    Which love hotel district?
    Which storeroom behind a gym?
[13:20] Gin
    Which orgy venue?
[13:21] Soyo
    We'd never hang out at such places!
[13:24] Soyo
    I-It was usually the
    river bank or the park...
[13:28] Soyo
    Hey!
[13:29] Soyo
    They might be gone already!
[13:33] Shin
    There they go.
[13:35] Shin
    What do you mean, they might be gone?
[13:39] Soyo
    Despite what the titans look like,
[13:43] Soyo
    they're a peaceful and quiet race as
    long as they can listen to hip hop.
[13:48] Soyo
    There's just one thing.
[13:50] Soyo
    Titan royalty have looked for their
    brides on other planets for generations.
[13:56] Soyo
    But what they do after
    they find her is crazy.
[14:00] Soyo
    They look to monopolize her genes.
[14:03] Soyo
    To prevent the spread of their perfect
    spouse's genes outside their own race,
[14:08] Soyo
    they eradicate all life on
    the bride's home planet,
[14:12] Soyo
    leaving no traces,
    not even a strand of DNA.
SIGN    Massive UFO in Edo Skies
[14:20] Hana
    Are you all seeing this?
[14:22] Hana
    Titans suddenly appeared in Edo,
[14:25] Hana
    with a huge ship that nearly covers
    the entire sky above the city.
[14:29] Hana
    Just who are they?
[14:32] Shin
    Dai-kun will destroy Earth?
[14:35] Shin
    No way! Did we treat him badly?
[14:37] Shin
    Did we act too much like
    an annoying mother-in-law?!
[14:40] Soyo
    That's not really the issue.
[14:43] Shin
    Forget coming to take our girl,
[14:46] Shin
    he came to take our Earth?!
[14:48] Shin
    Forget the bingo balls of life,
[14:49] Shin
    he came to crush the
    ball that gives us life?!
[14:53] Soyo
    We must stop the titans at once.
[14:55] Soyo
    I'll let Brother know and have the
    Bakufu Army move out right away.
[14:59] Shin
    You've got it wrong.
[15:01] Shin
    They aren't the ones we need to stop.
[15:06] Shin
    The titans aren't the ones we
    need to be truly afraid of.
[15:11] Hana
    Oh, look at that!
[15:13] Hana
    An army of titans dressed in
    formal attire is descending on us!
[15:22] Dai
    Earthlings.
[15:24] Dai
    As Planet Titan's representative,
    allow me to express our gratitude.
[15:30] Dai
    You have our heartfelt gratitude
    for giving us the perfect bride.
[15:38] Dai
    Rejoice.
[15:40] Dai
    With this ceremony,
[15:41] Dai
    Earthling DNA will gain eternal
    prosperity along with us titans.
[15:51] Dai
    Please give your blessings
    to our marriage ceremony.
[15:57] Hana
    I-Is this a wedding?
[16:00] Hana
    The titans have destroyed the city
    and built a big marriage venue!
[16:05] Hana
    Wait, is that...
[16:06] Hana
    An Earthling girl?!
[16:08] Hana
    The titans have taken a lone girl captive!
[16:12] P
    Do you promise to be true to
    her in good times and bad,
[16:16] P
    in sickness and in health, and to love
    and honor her all the days of your life?
[16:22] Dai
    I do.
[16:24] Hana
    Is this a ceremony to take
    that girl as his wife?
[16:29] P
    Bride. Do you promise to be true
    to him in good times and bad,
[16:33] P
    in sickness and in health, and to love
    and honor him all the days of your life?
[16:37] Dai
    She said she does.
[16:39] P
    You may now seal your vows with a kiss.
[16:46] Hana
    That innocent girl's purity is about
    to be taken by those massive lips!
[16:52] Dai
    Kagura...
[16:53] Dai
    Now your strong genes belong to me!
[16:57] Dai
    You should just look at me, and me alone.
[17:02] Shin
    Hold it right there!
[17:08] Dai
    Wait, father!
[17:09] Dai
    We can't! I don't swing that way!
[17:12] Dai
    Father? Father!
[17:16] Shin
    Dai-kun.
[17:17] Shin
    I'm sorry, but I can't
    let you have Kagura-chan.
[17:21] Shin
    You don't have the right
[17:25] Shin
    to call yourself her boyfriend.
[17:27] Dai
    Damn you...
[17:28] Dai
    How dare you ruin this sacred
    ceremony and my first kiss?!
[17:35] Shin
    It's too bad.
[17:36] Shin
    In your obsession with keeping
    Kagura-chan to yourself,
[17:39] Shin
    you trampled on her feelings and tried
    to take away something precious to her.
[17:43] Dai
    This has nothing to do with you! Piss off!
[17:46] Shin
    Do you understand?!
[17:48] Shin
    The dear daughter he raised was
    taken from him by some random guy,
[17:53] Shin
    and yet, for her sake, he tried
    to welcome him with a smile.
[17:56] Shin
    Do you understand that
    bald father's feelings?
[17:59] Shin
    Do you understand?
[18:00] Shin
    He let go of the person he'd
    protected with care for so long,
[18:03] Shin
    believed in the man she chose, and even
    tried to entrust his sword to him.
[18:08] Shin
    Do you understand that
    light-haired father's feelings?
[18:11] Shin
    Do you understand?
[18:12] Shin
    He actually felt really sad,
[18:14] Shin
    but held back his tears and played
    the straight man for Kagura's sake.
[18:18] Shin
    Do you understand how those
    father's glasses felt?!
[18:20] Dai
    Will you guys shut up about fathers already?
[18:23] Dai
    Quit poking your nose in
    a couple's relationship!
[18:25] Dai
    It's gross as hell!
[18:27] Dai
    If you can't let your child go,
    I'll lop off your arm for you!
[18:32] Dai
    Before the ceremony, cause a bloodbath
    with the annoying apes of Earth!
[18:37] Dai
    Offer them up as sacrifices for our wedding!
[18:40] Dai
    Attack on, titans!
[18:42] Hana
    Oh, no! Titans are pouring
    out of their mother ship!
[18:45] Hana
    Are we witnessing the apocalypse?!
[18:48] Dai
    Adios, fathers.
[18:50] Dai
    Your dear daughter belongs
    to me, the great Dai!
[18:54] Dai
    Huh? I don't think we arranged
    for a rice shower...
[18:59] Hana
    A rain of blood?
[19:01] Hana
    Can you believe it? Instead of a rice shower,
    a red shower of blood is raining down!
[19:06] Hana
    It's the blood of titans!
[19:08] Hana
    This isn't titans attacking on!
    It's an attack on titans!
[19:11] Dai
    N-No way.
[19:14] Shin
    Gross?
[19:17] Shin
    Fine by us.
[19:18] Shin
    Be it a boyfriend's possessiveness toward
    his girl, or a race's possessiveness,
[19:23] Shin
    all men are gross in one way
    or another, including you.
[19:25] Shin
    But that's nothing.
[19:27] Shin
    You're up against a father's gross
    possessiveness toward his daughter.
[19:31] Shin
    Don't think you can beat that!
[19:35] Gin
    Hey, boyfriend. I'm impressed.
[19:38] Gin
    I never expected you to be prepared
    to destroy Earth to make Kagura yours.
[19:44] Gin
    When you're asking someone for their
    daughter they raised with love,
[19:48] Gin
    you do need the balls to
    take an entire planet.
[19:51] Gin
    Yeah, it takes balls from
    both the taker and the giver.
[19:55] Dai
    You guys want to start a planetary
    war over a single girl?!
[20:00] UB
    As if grown-ass grown-ups would ever
    do that for a filthy brat like her.
[20:06] Gin
    You can take her with you, but...
[20:09] Bo
    Only once you grow up and learn how to bow!
[20:19] Gin
    We finally said something grown up.
[20:22] UB
    Yeah.
[20:23] UB
    Now we're full-fledged adults, too.
[20:26] Bo
    Oh...
[20:27] Bo
    We forgot about Kagura.
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[20:41] Shin
    Whoa, hold it.
[20:42] Shin
    What's with that huge letter?
[20:44] Kag
    It's a letter from Dai-chan from back home.
[20:48] Kag
    You guys should read it, too.
[20:49] Shin
    What? From that prince?
[20:52] Shin
    Are we gonna be okay? He's not
    declaring war or anything, right?
[20:55] Shin
    If he comes back to take Kagura-chan,
     what do we do, Gin-san?
[20:59] Gin
    Shinpachi, send a reply at once.
[21:01] UB
    "She's a good-for-nothing
    daughter, but please take—"
[21:07] Shin
    Uh...
[21:08] Shin
    "Thanks for taking care of
    me during my stay on Earth.
[21:12] Shin
    Interacting with a different culture,
    I've realized the importance of family.
[21:15] Shin
    In particular, I had the opportunity to
    learn all too well how great fathers are.
[21:18] Shin
    It was a great learning experience."
[21:20] Shin
    Huh? He's turned over a new leaf
    and become a different person!
[21:24] UB
    Well, his letters are always polite.
[21:27] Dai
    The next time I get a girlfriend,
[21:29] Dai
    I want to forget about our dated and evil
    customs and treat her family well, too.
[21:33] Dai
    In particular, I'll treat the father well.
[21:35] Dai
    I'll try not to defy the
    father, no matter what.
[21:38] Shin
    Uh, fathers have totally
    become a trauma to him now.
[21:41] UB
    Well, a lot happened, but
    all's well that ends well.
[21:45] UB
    He took a step forward as a person.
[21:47] UB
    With this, the home planet of those
    lugs should improve a little bit.
[21:50] Gin
    Apparently not.
[21:53] Dai
    P.S. I recently found some
    amazing genes that interest me.
[21:57] Dai
    Fathers really are amazing, huh?
[22:02] Shin
    Um...
[22:03] Shin
    I don't know about improving. If this
    keeps up, their planet will die out.
[22:07] Gin
    This is on you.
[22:08] Gin
    He awakened to the other side because
    of what you did to the priest.
[22:10] Shin
    Don't pin all the blame on me!
    You did this by going too far!
[22:13] Gin
    Tell the old man that. I'm not the father.
[22:16] UB
    What do you mean? I'm still
    young enough to be called "bro"!
[22:18] Gin
    Yeah, right, "bro." More like
    your hair all went "go home."
[22:21] UB
    They didn't go home! I'm
    still attacking on, fightan!
[22:23] Shin
    What happened to bro?
[22:25] Kag
    To Dai-chan.
[22:26] Kag
    I learned a lot thanks to you, too.
[22:30] Kag
    I don't really get the difference
    between romantic and familial love yet,
[22:34] Kag
    but for now,
[22:37] Kag
    I'm fine with having just
    these guys as boyfriends.
SIGN    A Bowl of Ramen
[23:49] Gin
    Next time: "A Bowl of Ramen."
SIGN    Next time, the widow running a ramen place,
SIGN    Ikumatsu, makes an appearance after ten long years.
SIGN    We have the always familiar, the nostalgic,
SIGN    and the somewhat different people all in one big gathering.