E292 - Style Goes Out of Fashion the Moment It's Put Into Words / There Are Two Types of People In This World: Those Who Yell Out Their Attack Names, and Those Who Don't

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:00] Tae
    Sorry for making you come along, Shin-chan.
[00:03] Shin
    Don't be.
[00:04] Shin
    But are you sure you
    should've bought so much?
[00:07] Tae
    They're all clothes to wear at the club,
[00:09] Tae
    so they'll be expensed.
[00:11] Shin
    Oh...
[00:13] Shin
    Meanwhile, all I wear now
    is this twin-striped kimono.
[00:16] Shin
    I don't leave much of an impression,
[00:17] Shin
    so I figure I'll be easier to remember
    if I always wear the same thing.
[00:20] Tae
    You say that,
[00:22] Tae
    but you're being considerate of our
    finances and animation, aren't you?
[00:25] Shin
    Animation has nothing to do with it.
[00:27] Tae
    I know!
[00:28] Tae
    I made you come shopping with me today,
[00:30] Tae
    so I'll buy you a kimono as thanks.
[00:32] Shin
    You don't have to.
[00:34] Tae
    Why not?
[00:35] Tae
    Do you want to waste
    your youth worrying about
[00:37] Tae
    our animators and color coordinators?
[00:38] Shin
    But Gin-san always wears
    the same outfit, too.
[00:41] Tae
    I'm sure everyone's putting effort
    into their fashion behind the scenes.
[00:46] Tae
    See? Speak of the devil.
[00:49] Gin
    Don't tell me Gin-san's here to buy a kimono.
[00:51] G
    Perfect timing, Odd Jobs boss.
[00:55] G
    We've got a new collection in, so take a look.
[00:58] Gin
    Not a bad idea.
[00:59] Gin
    We're starting the third cours today,
    so maybe I should get a makeover.
SIGN    Fashion Goes Out of Style
    the Moment It's Put Into Words
[01:11] G
    This is a new item we're trying
    to make popular. Want to try it on?
SIGN    Shimura Shinpachi's request: Watch this program in
    a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV!!
[01:15] Gin
    Wow, this is pretty cool.
[01:19] Shin
    Sis, uh...
[01:20] Shin
    What kinda store is that?
[01:21] Sis
    A kimono store, clearly.
[01:24] Shin
    Kimono? They all look the same to me.
SIGN    Fitting Room
[01:28] G
    How d'you like it?
[01:29] G
    I'm dead certain it'll look great on you.
[01:32] Gin
    I feel like something's off.
[01:35] Shin
    Nothing's off! It's no different at all!
[01:37] Gin
    Even if I do plan to change my look,
    I'm not trying to be this adventurous.
[01:40] Gin
    Do you have anything that's a bit
    more similar to my usual style?
[01:43] Shin
    Just how unadventurous are you?
[01:44] Shin
    You haven't taken one step out of your house!
[01:46] G
    We had one you'd probably like,
    but it's sold out now.
[01:50] Shin
    I see them all over!
[01:51] Shin
    And who else but Gin-san
    would ever visit this store?
[01:53] G
    You know, this is athletics festival season,
[01:56] G
    so the Zunborans bought them all.
[01:59] G
    After all, this is their
    school-assigned tracksuit.
[02:01] Shin
    School-assigned tracksuit?!
[02:03] Shin
    Wait, it's some school's gym uniform?!
SIGN    The Zunboran Tracksuit Store
[02:06] Shin
    That's what he's been wearing
    the past nine years?!
[02:09] Gin
    Oh, I get it.
[02:10] Gin
    I knew something was off.
[02:12] Gin
    It says "third-year" over here.
SIGN    3rd Year
[02:14] Gin
    Come on, I'm a ninth-year now. My juniors
    would look down on me if I wore this.
[02:18] Shin
    That's not the issue!
[02:19] Gin
    Oh, well. I'll come again.
[02:21] G
    Any time.
[02:22] Shin
    You're walking out wearing what you tried on!
[02:24] Shin
    You guys can't tell the
    difference either, can you?!
[02:27] Shin
    I-I had no idea Gin-san's one good outfit
    was the Zunborans' school tracksuit.
[02:32] Tae
    Shin-chan, truly fashionable
    people can add their own touch
[02:35] Tae
    to any outfit and make it suit their style.
[02:37] Shin
    Not even alumni can pull off
    a school tracksuit perfectly!
[02:40] Tae
    Look, even Kagura-chan's no exception.
[02:44] Gin
    What's up, Kagura?
[02:45] Gin
    Find something good?
[02:46] Kag
    Yeah. I was wondering which
    hair accessory to pick.
[02:50] Kag
    But they're all too big.
[02:52] Shin
    Those aren't hair accessories!
[02:54] Z
    Sorry, Kagura-chan.
    Your favorite size is sold out.
[02:57] Z
    You know, there was a choir
    competition recently,
[03:00] Z
    so the Zunborans bought up all the
    ps sheaths for their formal wear.
[03:04] Shin*
    Those are Zunboran, too?!
[03:06] Shin
    Kagura-chan's hair clips were
[03:08] Shin
    Zunboran jockstraps?!
SIGN    The Zunboran Jockstrap Store
[03:10] Shin
    For nine whole years,
[03:11] Shin
    our heroine has been wearing that crap
    on her head with a smile on her face?!
[03:14] Gin
    Let's come back when the
    new school year starts.
[03:16] Kag
    Right.
[03:17] Gin
    Just go buy normal hair clips!
[03:19] G
    Oh, if you want a smaller size,
    you can have the one I'm using—
[03:24] Shin
    What's wrong with you two?
[03:27] Shin
    Sis, they're the ones who need
    to pay more attention to fashion.
[03:31] Gin
    Oh, shut up.
[03:32] Gin
    Fashion's not about where it comes
    from, but how you pull it off.
[03:34] Gin
    In the end, it's what's inside that counts.
[03:37] Kag
    That's right.
[03:38] Kag
    Are there any other heroines who can
    pull off ps sheaths like I do?
[03:41] Shin*
    You ceased to be a heroine the moment
    you put ps sheaths on your head!
[03:44] Tae*
    But isn't this great?
[03:45] Tae
    You were too embarrassed to try
    a new look by yourself, right?
[03:48] Tae
    Now all three of you can get one together.
[03:51] Gin
    Who died and made you boss?
[03:53] Gin
    I don't want to waste my time on that.
[03:55] Tae
    But it wouldn't be a problem to
    have at least one more outfit.
[03:58] Tae
    For example, it's okay to have seasonal
    outfits for summer and winter, right?
[04:02] Gin
    Winter outfits?
[04:04] Tae
    I mean, I've been wondering
    this for a while...
[04:07] Tae
    Don't you get cold wearing that in winter?
[04:12] Kag
    Now that you mention it...
[04:13] Kag
    Why do you always wear short sleeves?
[04:16] Kag
    Why do you always have one arm out?
[04:18] Gin
    N-No reason in particular.
[04:20] Kag
    Why don't you just wear it right?
[04:21] Kag
    In the first place, why do
    you need to have one arm out?
[04:24] Kag
    Because you can't be bothered?
[04:25] Kag
    How do you put it on, then?
[04:27] Kag
    Do you put it on right first,
    and then take the arm out?
[04:29] Kag
    Why?
[04:30] Kag
    You put it on right but go out
    of your way to take it out?
[04:32] Kag
    Even though it's a pain?
[04:33] Kag
    Why?
[04:35] Kag
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[04:37] Kag
    Did you think it looked cool or something?
[04:38] Gin
    Maybe I should buy something
    with long sleeves!
[04:40] Gin
    It's not like I'm fixated
    on this style, anyway!
[04:42] Gin
    I've never once thought it looked cool!
[04:44] Gin
    I just thought it'd be easier
    to move one arm this way!
[04:48] Kag
    Hooray! Winter outfits acquired!
[04:50] Gin
    Who said you guys could buy anything?
[04:52] Tae
    I'll take these two.
[04:54] Gin
    You don't even have anything
    to do with this discussion!
[04:56] Shin
    Winter outfits, huh?
[04:57] Shin
    True, we're not very seasonal.
[05:00] Gin
    We can't go too crazy
    with our outfits, though.
[05:03] Gin
    If we screw up, the viewers might ridicule
    them as pathetic anime originals.
[05:06] Tae
    That's right.
[05:07] Tae
    Something that preserves the
    original image to an extent
[05:09] Tae
    and is still warm and stylish should be good.
[05:12] Tae
    For instance, how about this?
[05:14] Shin
    Oh, that looks good.
[05:17] Gin
    You think? I'm not sure
    it's all that different.
[05:19] Shin
    Why are you taking one arm
    out even in long sleeves?!
[05:21] Gin
    I feel gross when one arm isn't out.
[05:24] Shin
    Your obsession with taking
    one arm out is what's gross!
[05:26] Gin
    A samurai must at all times be ready to
    whip out his sword with his dominant hand.
[05:31] Shin
    I don't want to hear that from
    a half-nude perverted samurai!
[05:33] Shin
    That winter outfit has lost all meaning!
[05:35] Tae
    So you refuse to give up
    on having one arm out.
[05:38] Tae
    In that case, how about
    keeping the short sleeves,
[05:39] Tae
    and wearing a cape over it?
[05:42] Gin
    I'm still not sure it's all that different.
[05:44] Shin
    What part are you exposing?!
[05:46] Gin
    I really do feel gross if I don't
    leave some part of my body out.
[05:50] Shin
    Your current look is what's gross!
[05:52] Gin
    A samurai must at all times be ready to
    whip out his sword with his dominant hand.
[05:56] Shin
    What are you planning to whip out?!
[05:57] Tae
    Oh, all right.
[05:58] Tae
    We'll preserve your image and focus on
[06:01] Tae
    fashionable cold-protection
    only where it's feasible.
[06:03] Shin
    Who the hell is this?
[06:04] Shin
    There's nothing left of the image,
    cold-protection, or fashion!
[06:07] Tae
    It's all good.
[06:08] Tae
    We've got the one fashion point
    that Gin-san insists on right here.
SIGN    9th Year
[06:12] Shin
    That just makes him look
    even more messed up.
[06:13] Shin
    He just looks like an
    awfully messed up person.
[06:16] Gin
    Knock it off already.
[06:18] Gin
    Otae, I wanna be able to whip
    out my sword in a flash.
[06:21] Gin
    In this, I'll just shrink up, and
    I won't be able to whip anything out.
[06:25] Gin
    At least let me keep it warm with this.
[06:27] Shin
    That's what you were talking about?!
[06:28] Kag
    What the hell do you think you're doing?!
[06:31] Tae
    Calm down, Kagura-chan.
[06:33] Tae
    Your hair accessory just went
    back to where it belonged.
[06:36] Tae
    Let's give you a new look
    without hair accessories.
SIGN    China Dress Corner
[06:40] Tae
    It'd be nice to make you look more
    adult by letting your hair down, right?
[06:44] Tae
    Like so.
[06:46] Tae
    But it feels like your
    head's missing something.
[06:49] Shin
    How about wearing a hat, then?
[06:51] Shin
    Like this one with cat ears.
[06:53] Gin
    Hey, Pachi-boy. Quit forcing
    your creepy tastes on her.
[06:57] Shin
    I-It's not like that!
[06:59] Shin
    I think this is cute in its own right.
[07:01] Kag
    Like this?
[07:04] Shin
    She grew some outrageous ears!
[07:06] Shin
    Where'd the ps sheaths come from?!
[07:07] Kag*
    I feel gross if there's nothing on my head.
[07:10] Shin
    A girl with actual ps sheaths
    on her head is what's gross!
[07:14] Kag*
    Well, the idea was to make me look adult.
[07:16] Shin
    Not that kind of adult!
[07:17] Tae
    I understand, Kagura-chan.
[07:19] Tae
    Why don't you tie your hair
    with these baubles instead?
[07:22] Kag
    Like this?
[07:24] Shin
    That's even more vulgar!
[07:26] Kag
    It still feels like my
    head's lacking something.
[07:28] Shin
    It's lacking a brain inside!
[07:30] Gin
    Look...
[07:32] Gin
    Whether it's my one arm out,
    or Kagura's hair accessories,
[07:35] Gin
    people have things they can't give up on,
    things that are part of their identity.
[07:38] Shin
    I don't want to hear that from a guy who's
    lost all traces of his original form.
[07:41] Gin
    We need something that makes
    full use of the hair accessory.
[07:45] Gin
    Just put underwear on her head, basically.
[07:47] Shin
    In the end, she's pretty
    much the same as you!
[07:49] Tae
    That's Gin-san and Kagura-chan for you.
[07:52] Tae
    They complain, but they've gotten
    used to their new styles already.
[07:54] Tae
    Why are they giving off this sense of
    security when standing side-by-side?
[07:57] Shin
    Are they? I'm only getting
    a sense of insecurity.
[07:59] Shin
    They look like some kind of suspicious group.
[08:02] Gin
    Like I said,
[08:04] Gin
    it's what's inside that counts.
[08:05] Gin
    Stylish people look stylish
    no matter what they wear.
[08:09] Kag
    In the end, fashion's simply an expression
    of who you are on the inside.
[08:13] Shin
    If that's true, you guys are
    expressing something outrageous!
[08:16] Shin
    Don't you think it's weird?
    This just isn't right!
[08:18] Shin
    It's not like you at all.
[08:19] Shin
    How did things end up like this?
[08:21] Shin
    You're all too fixated on empty
    words such as image and fashion.
[08:25] Shin
    If you wear it because you're told to,
[08:26] Shin
    or because you're worried
    about how others see you,
[08:28] Shin
    can you truly call it fashion?
[08:32] Shin
    Why don't you change one more time?
[08:34] Shin
    This time, pick something
[08:36] Shin
    that you, and only you, feel
    in your heart suits you best.
[08:46] Kag
    Huh?
[08:46] Kag
    Gin-chan, why are you wearing
    the same old outfit?
[08:50] Gin
    Right back at you.
[08:51] Kag
    I thought about it, but I figured
    this is what I'm most comfortable in.
[08:55] Gin
    Yeah. It's a pain, so let's just go with these.
[09:00] Tae
    I'm sorry. It looks like I stuck
    my nose where it didn't belong.
[09:04] Tae
    You guys were already decked out
    in your Sunday best, weren't you?
[09:08] Shin
    Yep.
[09:09] Shin
    This is what suits Odd Jobs best.
[09:15] Gin
    Why are you the only one dressed up?!
[09:17] Kag
    Get a clue, damn it!
    What part of this suits you?
[09:20] Kag
    Wipe that annoying expression off your face!
[09:21] Shin
    Shaddup! I'm sick of those twin stripes!
[09:24] Shin
    I...
[09:25] Shin
    I wanna be fashionable, too!
[11:00] Shin
    Uh, sorry about that.
[11:03] Shin
    Go back to the usual twin
    stripes next week, please.
SIGN    Kodokan
    Dojo
[11:08] All
    Yeah! Yeah!
[11:10] Shin
    More!
[11:12] Shin
    Make it sound more like Nagabuchi!
[11:14] All
    Yeah!
[11:17] Shin
    Yeah, you take the rudder.
[11:19] Shin
    Listen up!
[11:20] Shin
    People crumble easily if
    their hearts lack resolve.
[11:24] Shin
    Just swinging your sword thoughtlessly
    will never make you stronger.
[11:28] Shin
    Let me hear it!
[11:29] Shin
    Why do you want to grow stronger?
[11:31] Shin
    Why did you come to this dojo?
[11:34] Tae
    Everyone's working hard, I see.
[11:37] Tae
    How about a little break?
[11:39] Tae
    It's time for your chocolate macadamia nuts.
[11:43] Tae
    Okay, okay.
[11:44] Tae
    Don't push. Line up in order.
[11:46] G
    All right! Got my chocolate!
[11:49] G
    Let's get outta here.
[11:50] G
    We're only here for the chocolate.
    We don't need you.
[11:54] G
    Acting all high and mighty.
[11:56] G
    I almost wanted to cut him down to size.
[11:58] G
    Damn brat.
SIGN    There Are Two Types of People In This World:
    Those Who Yell Out Their Attack Names,
    and Those Who Don't
[12:07] Shin
    After Hajime-nii encouraged us,
[12:09] Shin
    we finally got this Kodokan
    Dojo back on track,
[12:14] Shin
    but our disciples don't
    care about swordsmanship.
[12:17] Shin
    They're all only here for the macadamia nuts.
[12:20] Shin
    I figured, if it meant we could pass down
    the style Father left us, that was fine.
[12:25] Shin
    But at this rate...
[12:27] Gin
    All right. Everyone get in
    position and give it a shot.
[12:30] All
    Kamehameha!
[12:34] Shin
    What the hell are you doing?!
[12:36] Shin
    Why are you teaching Turtle
    School at someone else's dojo?!
[12:39] Tae
    I asked him to give a special course.
[12:42] Gin
    I thought I should start
    with piquing their interest
[12:45] Gin
    by passing down a flashy ultimate move.
[12:47] Shin
    But that's someone else's ultimate move.
    It's got nothing to do with swordsmanship.
[12:50] Shin
    I bet you can't do it, either!
[12:52] Kag
    Instructor Sakata!
[12:53] Kag
    I think something just came out.
[12:55] Gin
    You're right.
[12:57] Gin
    You can move on to Kaio-ken, then.
[12:59] Shin
    Like hell she can!
[13:00] Shin
    Wanna die once and go to King Kaio's planet?!
[13:02] Shin
    Get out!
[13:04] Shin
    This is not the Turtle House!
[13:08] Kag
    What's your problem?
    Everyone was really into it, too.
[13:13] Kyu
    It's absurd, but they might
    be on the right track.
[13:15] Shin
    What are you talking about?
[13:17] Kyu
    An ultimate move.
[13:19] Kyu
    If you give them a goal, saying
[13:20] Kyu
    they can use a move like this
    if they put in the effort,
[13:22] Kyu
    it might change something in them.
[13:25] Shin
    But there's no way our style
    has an ultimate move...
[13:28] Kon
    That might not necessarily be the case.
[13:32] Kon
    I was poking around your
    storehouse and found this.
[13:35] Shin
    Before that, where did you come from?
[13:38] Tae
    Could this be...
[13:40] Tae
    The Tendo Mushin Ryu secret
    ultimate move scroll?
[13:42] Shin
    Secret ultimate move?
[13:43] Tae
    Before Father passed away, he was
    desperately writing this by his sickbed.
[13:48] Tae
    He wanted you to have it someday.
[13:50] Kyu
    S-So this scroll contains the Tendo
    Mushin Ryu's secret ultimate move,
[13:54] Kyu
    written by your father?
[13:57] Gin
    Hey, Pachi-boy.
[13:58] Gin
    You have an ultimate move,
    even though I don't?
[14:01] Gin
    Isn't that unfair?
[14:02] Tae
    Shin-chan,
[14:03] Tae
    now is the time to inherit the
    final technique Father left behind.
[14:08] Tae
    The Tendo Mushin Ryu's secret ultimate move,
[14:11] Tae
    its name...
[14:12] Tae
    Evil Holy Sword Let's Dancing All Night
[14:14] Tae
    Rising Special Ultra Miracle
[14:16] Tae
    Super Mario Brothers Second Edition
[14:18] Tae
    Luigi's Counterattack Director's Cut!
[14:22] Shin
    Father...
[14:24] Shin
    Talk about loooooooooong!
[14:27] Shin
    Look, I get that he put a
    lot of thought into this,
[14:28] Shin
    but it's impossible to remember!
[14:30] Shin
    Even if, by some miracle,
    I managed to memorize it...
[14:33] Shin
    Evil Holy Sword Let's Dancing All Night
[14:35] Shin
    Rising Special Ultra Miracle—
[14:37] Shin
    I'd get taken out before I
    finish yelling the attack name!
[14:40] Kag
    There's no rule that says you
    have to yell out the attack name.
[14:43] Kyu
    But it's the move your father
    managed to write in his sickbed,
[14:47] Kyu
    so maybe you should yell it out.
[14:49] Kyu
    As quickly as possible.
[14:51] Shin
    What kind of ultimate move
    is this?! It's like bullying!
[14:53] Kyu
    Or you could...
[14:54] Kyu
    My family has a technique we
    can't yell out loud, too...
[14:58] Kyu
    Mankyou Tentsugan!
SIGN    Mankyou Tentsugan
[15:01] Sign
    So we use a beep.
[15:02] Shin
    Where are you putting that beep?
[15:03] Shin
    That could cause a pretty
    nasty misunderstanding!
[15:06] Kon
    Our style's ultimate move has
[15:07] Kon
    a complicated name, the Testify
    Diamond Cleaving Three-Step Thrust,
SIGN    Testify Diamond Cleaving Three-Step Thrust
[15:11] Kon
    so we shorten it
[15:13] Kon
    and call it Testicles.
[15:15] Shin
    You should cover your entire body in beeps!
[15:17] Gin
    Sounds like a good idea. Let's abbreviate it.
[15:20] Gin
    This is really drawn-out, but long story short,
SIGN    Flash of the Heavenly Soaring Glasses
[15:22] Gin
    it's Flash of the Heavenly
    Soaring Glasses, right?
[15:24] Shin
    Where was that written? What the
    hell does Flash of the Glasses mean?
[15:27] Kag
    Then let's put a beep there,
[15:28] Kag
    and make it Flash of the
    Heavenly Soaring °°°°°°.
SIGN    Flash of the Heavenly Soaring °°°°°°
[15:31] Shin
    What's the point of hiding that part?
[15:32] Shin
    It looks like a total rip-off now!
[15:35] Tae
    In that case,
[15:37] Tae
    
[15:40] Tae
    should do, right?
[15:41] Shin
    Sis!
[15:42] Shin
    You've turned me into a pervert who's
    just yelling out words banned on TV!
[15:46] Tae
    You don't have time to be stumbling right now.
[15:49] Tae
    The question is what kind of
    attack this ultimate move is
[15:52] Tae
    and how to perfect it, right?
[15:54] Gin
    Read some more, Pachi-boy.
[15:58] Shin
    Let's see...
[16:00] F
    The Evil Holy Sword Let's
    Dancing All Night (etc.) is...
[16:04] Shin
    If you can't be bothered to write it,
[16:06] Shin
    don't give it such a long
    name in the first place!
[16:08] F
    ...the Tendo Mushin Ryu's deepest
    and most powerful technique,
[16:11] F
    a secret ultimate move that can only*
    be passed down to the rightful heir.
[16:14] F
    No matter what, you mustn't let anyone
    else know about this technique.
[16:18] Shin
    Sorry, they've already found out.
[16:19] F
    Because it has such massive power,
    it could change the very nature of the world.
[16:25] Shin
    I-It's that powerful?
[16:28] F
    I shall write down the instructions
    to that technique here.
SIGN    How to use the ultimate move Defend against an enemy attack, and then...
[16:34] Shin
    What's with this code?
[16:36] Kon
    First press the d-pad from down to the side,
    and then press the sword button.
[16:40] Shin
    It's just a fighting game command!
[16:43] Shin
    Your son doesn't have such buttons!
[16:45] Gin
    No, this might make things
    easier to understand.
[16:49] Gin
    It's likely that
[16:50] Gin
    pressing down to side on the d-pad
    and then the sword button refers to
[16:53] Gin
    taking a lowered stance with your
    sword still in its scabbard,
[16:56] Gin
    and then drawing it out in one fell swoop.
[16:59] Gin
    In other words, you sidestep
    the enemy's attack
[17:02] Gin
    and take that opening to land
    a counter sword-drawing art.
[17:04] Shin
    How can you understand that
    much from this stupid scroll?
[17:07] Gin
    Because my secret ultimate move,
[17:08] Gin
    "Stealing Someone Else's Pudding At Night,"
[17:11] Gin
    is down to side on the d-pad
    and then the punch button,
SIGN    Punch
[17:14] Gin
    practically the same thing.
[17:15] Shin
    Why is your shitty ultimate
    move so similar to ours?
[17:18] Kag
    My secret ultimate move, the Pudding Counter,
[17:24] Kag
    is down to side on the d-pad
    and then the pudding button.
SIGN    Pudding
[17:27] Shin
    What the hell is a pudding button?
[17:28] Shin
    How are you guys using the
    P button for different things?!
[17:30] Kyu
    Anyway, you have no choice
    but to give it a shot.
[17:32] Kyu
    I'll attack you, so try hitting
    me with a full-blooded counter.
[17:37] G
    Round one.
[17:39] G
    Fight!
[17:40] Shin
    Why the fighting game visuals?
[17:41] Gin
    Never mind that, Pachi-boy.
    Just press down and take your stance.
[17:44] Shin
    L-Like this?
[17:47] Gin
    Look at this blue gauge.
[17:49] Gin
    It's the glasses gauge.
[17:50] Shin
    What the hell is a glasses gauge?
[17:52] Gin
    Until this glasses gauge is full,
[17:54] Gin
    Pachi-boy's glasses won't have the
    right strength, sealing his attacks.
[17:57] Gin
    Hang in there.
[17:57] Shin
    Just how difficult is Pachi-boy to use?!
[17:59] Kyu
    Mankyou Tentsugan!
[18:02] Kyu**
    Mankyou Tentsugan!
[18:05] Shin**
    The Mankyou Tentsugan has turned
    into a completely different attack!
[18:08] Shin**
    It's as lame as Zangief's moves!
[18:11] Kyu
    Mankyou Tentsugan!
[18:14] Kyu**
    Mankyou Tentsugan!
[18:16] Shin**
    That's Mankyou Tentsugan, too?
[18:18] Kyu**
    Mankyou Tentsugan opens my
    lost left eye, the Shingan,
[18:23] Kyu**
    and turns all my attacks
    into OHKO ultimate moves.
[18:26] Shin
    That's way too OP!
[18:27] Kyu
    Can you take my attacks?!
[18:31] Gin
    The glasses gauge is full, Shinpachi.
[18:33] Kag
    Now! Hit her with a counter!
SIGN    D... Don't touch me...
[18:40] Shin
    Why?!
[18:42] Shin
    Never mind countering, I got KOed
    instantly just by touching her!
[18:45] Kyu
    F-Forgive me.
[18:46] Kyu
    I hadn't considered the possibility
    of you touching my body.
[18:49] Shin
    Now we know our ultimate
    move can't defeat her!
[18:52] Kon
    Shinpachi-kun, I'll use moves
    that are easy to block,
[18:56] Kon
    so you can relax and hit
    me with your counters.
[18:59] G
    Round two.
[19:01] G
    Fight!
[19:02] Kon
    Testicles!
[19:05] Shin
    Like I could ever touch such
    a filthy Dhalsim attack!
SIGN    Could you leave?
[19:10] Shin
    What are you guys doing?
[19:12] Shin
    I haven't done anything yet!
[19:14] Gin
    What am I gonna do with you?
[19:17] Gin
    Take your stance.
[19:18] Gin
    I'll half-ass some attacks.
[19:20] Shin
    O-Okay.
[19:22] N
    Round three.
[19:24] N
    Fight!
[19:26] Gin
    That's it. Endure.
[19:28] Gin
    Wait for an opening.
[19:30] Gin
    Now's your chance. Bring it!
SIGN    Unless you break through my Evil Holy Sword Let's Dancing All Night (etc.), you don't stand a chance!!
[19:38] Shin
    You're gonna use the ultimate move?!
[19:40] Shin
    How'd you master it already?!
[19:43] Gin
    Because it was simple.
[19:44] Shin
    Only the rightful heir can inherit
    that, you know! Take a hint!
[19:46] Gin
    It's not just me.
[19:48] Gin
    While you were messing about,
    everybody learned how to use it.
[19:52] Kag
    We even learned how to block it!
[19:54] Tae
    My turn next!
[19:57] Kyu
    Also, we figured out how to
    block the block, Shinpachi-kun.
[20:02] Tae
    There's a way to block the block
    of the block, too, Shin-chan.
[20:07] Gin
    And there's a way to block the block
    of the block of the block, Pachi-boy.
[20:14] Kyu
    A way to block the block of the
    block of the block of the block
[20:19] Kyu
    does not exist, Shinpachi-kun.
[20:28] Shin
    Father.
[20:30] Shin
    The ultimate move you spent
    your whole life creating
[20:33] Shin
    can be used by anyone, apparently.
[20:37] Shin
    Only the rightful heir was
    supposed to inherit it,
[20:39] Shin
    but everyone's crunching
    it up like some snack.
[20:42] Shin
    Why didn't you make it harder to use?
[20:47] Shin
    If an ultimate move can
    be used by one and all,
[20:49] Shin
    can it really be called an ultimate move?
[20:52] Shin
    I thought it'd be something
    only I could use, and yet...
[20:56] Shin
    I can't preserve your dojo
    with a move like this—
SIGN    Once you learn that move, depart for the designated location.
[21:03] F
    Once you learn that move,
    depart for the designated location.
[21:08] Shin
    There was more!
[21:10] F
    It will be a harsh journey.
[21:13] F
    You may feel discouraged at times.
[21:16] F
    You may feel as if you cannot succeed.
[21:19] F
    But no matter the difficulty,
[21:22] F
    you can overcome it with this ultimate move.
[21:25] F
    And at the end of the long journey,
[21:29] F
    you will surely find
[21:32] F
    the two fruits key to this ultimate move:
[21:36] F
    cacao and macadamia.
[21:39] F
    Blend those two together,
[21:41] F
    and you'll produce the ultimate
    sweet, irresistible to all.
[21:46] F
    Use it as bait to create
    an opening in your enemy.
[21:48] F
    That is the...
[21:51] F
    Evil Holy Sword Let's Dancing All Night
[21:53] F
    Rising Special Ultra Miracle
[21:55] F
    Super Mario Brothers Second Edition
[21:57] F
    Luigi's Counterattack Director's Cut!
[22:02] Shin
    There'll be chocolate next
    week, too, so please come.
[22:09] Gin
    He's his father's son, all right.
SIGN    The Two Apes
[23:43] Hij
    Next Episode: "The Two Apes."
SIGN    The Stalker Gorilla, Kondo Isao,
SIGN    was taken under the wing of a famous thief? Even though he's a cop?
SIGN    While he's undergoing thief training, the story takes an unexpected turn.
SIGN    What's in Kondo's past that even Hijikata wasn't aware of?