E167 - Smooth Polygons Smooth Men's Hearts Too

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[00:04] Gintoki
    Boom!
[00:06] Gintoki
    Wh-What?!
[00:11] Tama
    Watch TV in a well-lit room and
    don't sit too close to the screen.
[00:15] Gintoki
    Huh?! Where's the TV?!
[01:54] Man
    Oof.
SIGN    [OTOSE SNACK HOUSE]
[02:23] Otose
    Good morning, Tama.
[02:25] Tama
    Good morning, Otose-sama.
[02:29] Otose
    Unlike Catherine, you work very hard.
[02:34] Otose
    Making yourself busy bright
    and early every morning...
[02:39] Otose
    You could sleep in a little
    longer, you know.
[02:41] Otose
    We don't open till nighttime.
[02:44] Tama
    In my case, sleep does not serve as
    a method of replenishing my energy.
[02:49] Tama
    I can function normally on only
    a little recharge and oil.
[02:53] Tama
    So please do not concern yourself.
[02:55] Otose
    Sleep is the kind of thing that's
    beneficial without feeling like it is.
[03:00] Otose
    People and machines need time
    to rest and clear their minds.
[03:07] Otose
    Eat, sleep, and play.
[03:09] Otose
    The things we take for granted are
    more important than you think.
[03:14] Otose
    If you don't maintain a stable foundation,
[03:18] Otose
    you'll end up like those losers upstairs.
[03:20] Otose
    Catching colds all the time,
[03:22] Otose
    upsetting their stomachs,
[03:23] Otose
    feeling under the weather
    all year round...
[03:28] Tama
    A robot can't catch a cold.
[03:31] Tama
    Please do not concern yourself.
[03:34] Otose
    You won't catch a cold,
[03:36] Otose
    but aren't you feeling a little
    under the weather?
[03:40] Otose
    You've been working non-stop
    the past few days.
[03:42] Otose
    An occasional trip to a hot springs...
[03:44] Otose
    Won't work, but how about
    soaking yourself in oil?
[03:50] Tama
    Otose-sama.
[03:53] Tama
    Thank you very much for always
    being concerned about me.
[03:58] Tama
    But I'm truly fine.
[04:01] Tama
    The fact that I'm able to work
    here with everyone...
[04:05] Tama
    The fact that I can be
    here with everyone...
[04:09] Tama
    Is enough to make me happy.
SIGN    
[04:22] Gintoki
    Eh? Something's wrong with Tama?
[04:25] Otose
    Yes... It may have just been
    the light playing tricks on me,
[04:29] Otose
    but her face looked odd for a moment.
[04:32] Gintoki
    Her face looked odd for a moment?
[04:33] Gintoki
    Better than looking odd 24/7.
[04:36] Otose
    That's right.
[04:37] Otose
    It beats having a face that looks like
    a cicada husk 24/7 the way you do.
[04:42] Otose
    It reminded me of those fighting games
    from a while back, all jagged...
[04:46] Otose
    What were they called again?
[04:48] Gintoki
    Polygons?
[04:49] Otose
    Yes, yes. Her face was all jagged
    like it was made of polygons.
[04:54] Otose
    I'm sure she's tired after working so hard.
[04:58] Otose
    Could you check if any screws
    are loose or anything?
[05:01] Gintoki
    First, you should go see a doctor
    for the screws loose in your head.
[05:06] Gintoki
    How could a little breakdown make
    a puppet look like polygons?
[05:09] Gintoki
    How could a machine get tired?
[05:11] Otose
    I saw it with my own eyes.
[05:17] Otose
    H-Hey...
[05:19] Otose
    What's with your face...
[05:22] Tama
    What do you mean?
[05:23] Otose
    No, it's all jagged.
[05:25] Otose
    Not just your face. Your
    whole body's all jagged!
[05:27] Tama
    I am sorry. I cannot comprehend
    what Otose-sama is saying.
[05:31] Otose
    No, this should be easy to understand!
[05:32] Otose
    It's in plain sight!
[05:38] Otose
    She has worked too hard
    the past few days.
[05:40] Otose
    I was worried, so I kept telling
    her to take a break.
[05:44] Gintoki
    It was probably an optical illusion.
[05:46] Gintoki
    Something that ridiculous
    could never happen.
[05:48] Gintoki
    You're the one who's tired.
[05:50] Gintoki
    Your time's coming.
[05:52] Tama
    I have returned.
[05:53] Otose
    Welcome back. Thanks for...
[05:57] Tama
    Ah, Master Gintoki.
[05:58] Tama
    Good morning.
[06:00] Shinpachi
    Forget polygons!
    She's down to pixels now!
[06:04] Tama
    Tama completed her errand.
[06:06] Tama
    230 experience gained.
[06:08] Tama
    300 G lost.
[06:10] Shinpachi
    Even the speech bubbles
    are NES-level!
[06:13] Tama
    Otose-sama.
[06:14] Tama
    Sorry for the wait.
[06:16] Tama
    The supermarket was crowded
    because of a sale.
[06:18] Shinpachi
    And she's facing forward regardless of
    the direction she's moving, like a crab!
[06:20] Shinpachi
    The way it was in the first Dragon Quest!
[06:22] Shinpachi
    It's creepy!
[06:23] Shinpachi
    I can hear that sad song they
    played in Radatom Castle!
[06:25] Tama
    Here, Otose-sama.
[06:27] Tama
    These are the goods you requested.
[06:30] Tama
    Tama handed over a medicinal herb.
SIGN    [Note: This is a reference to a famous line from Dragon Quest.]
[06:33] Tama
    There is no response. It's just a corpse.
[06:36] Otose
    Who are you calling a "corpse"?!
[06:37] Otose
    And I never asked for medicinal herbs!
[06:42] Tama
    Tama handed over a cypress stick.
[06:44] Otose
    I didn't ask for that either!
[06:45] Otose
    Which item store did you even go to?!
[06:47] Tama
    There is no response.
[06:49] Tama
    It's just a corpse.
[06:50] Otose
    Don't try to play dumb!
[06:51] Shinpachi
    Tama-san!
[06:52] Shinpachi
    How did you end up like this?!
[06:53] Shinpachi
    What in the world happened?!
[06:55] Otose
    I'm so sorry, Tama!
[06:57] Otose
    You must have broken down because
    I worked you too hard!
[07:02] Kagura
    Gin-chan, fix her already.
[07:04] Kagura
    It's dangerous when she's
    all jagged like this.
[07:06] Kagura
    People will cut themselves.
[07:07] Kagura
    You should fix her into a form that's
    completely round and child safe.
[07:12] Gintoki
    What's wrong with leaving her like this?
[07:15] Gintoki
    There isn't that much difference.
[07:16] Shinpachi
    Hell yes, there is!
[07:17] Shinpachi
    Just look!
[07:18] Shinpachi
    Her legs are still moving while
    she's quietly standing here!
[07:20] Shinpachi
    She only has two available poses,
[07:21] Shinpachi
    one with her right leg up and
    one with her left leg up!
[07:24] Gintoki
    It'll be fine.
[07:25] Gintoki
    She'll get the pose where
[07:27] Gintoki
    she's carrying a princess after
    she rescues Princess Laura.
SIGN    [Note: Refers to Princess Laura from Dragon Quest game.]
[07:29] Shinpachi
    Princess Laura doesn't exist in this world!
[07:31] Gintoki
    Appearances aside, she
    was always this useless.
[07:35] Gintoki
    Who cares if she stays this way?
[07:39] Gintoki
    Besides, you young'uns are too
    used to CG and 3D rendering.
[07:44] Gintoki
    Pixels are classic.
[07:46] Shinpachi
    Uh, what are you talking about?
[07:49] Gintoki
    Back in our day, we couldn't
    wait to explore dungeons
[07:53] Gintoki
    that consisted of just straight lines.
[07:55] Gintoki
    There wasn't any pretty CG, but we
    let our imaginations run the show.
[08:00] Shinpachi
    Uh, so what are you talking about?
[08:03] Gintoki
    Sure, the first time I turned the power on,
[08:07] Gintoki
    I was a little disappointed with the flashy cover
    art not matching the actual in-game screens.
[08:09] Gintoki
    I was like, that's it?
[08:11] Gintoki
    But by the time I reached the ending
    credits, I felt like I was the hero!
[08:15] Gintoki
    I was so touched when I saw the
    word "you" in the cast credits.
[08:17] Shinpachi
    Uh, what are you...
[08:19] Gintoki
    But nowadays, they play these
    long-ass CG cut scenes.
[08:24] Gintoki
    Are we trying to watch a movie?
[08:26] Gintoki
    No, right?
[08:27] Gintoki
    We want to play a game!
[08:29] Shinpachi
    No!
[08:30] Shinpachi
    How did this turn into a discussion
    about gaming?!
[08:33] Gintoki
    Got it?
[08:34] Gintoki
    Games don't play you! You play games!
[08:37] Gintoki
    We don't need any CG or movies!
[08:38] Gintoki
    You wanna let them lead you around?!
[08:40] Gintoki
    Do you have no imagination?!
[08:42] Gintoki
    Pixel graphics!
[08:43] Gintoki
    Events that are text-only!
[08:45] Gintoki
    That's all you need!
[08:47] Shinpachi
    That's enough. Just shut up.
[08:49] Shinpachi
    The Wizardry generation can go scour
    their dungeons for Muramasa.
SIGN    [Note: Wizardry was a 1980s game. Swords named Muramasa often show up in games.]
[08:53] Shinpachi
    You probably don't think you can fix her.
[08:55] Shinpachi
    I get it. I won't ask you.
[08:57] Kagura
    Pathetic.
[08:59] Kagura
    As pathetic as a man who can't
    hook up a DVD player.
[09:02] Kagura
    As pathetic as a man who screams
    when he sees a cockroach.
[09:05] Kagura
    As pathetic as a man who still has
    his mommy buy his underwear.
[09:10] Shinpachi
    Seriously, what's with the adults
    who get all nostalgic
[09:12] Shinpachi
    when they start talking about games?
[09:15] Tama
    Tama handed over a medicinal herb.
[09:17] Gintoki
    Why are you trying to be nice to me?!
[09:19] Gintoki
    What kind of wounds am I supposed
    to heal with that?!
[09:21] Gintoki
    Hey, you shouldn't look down
    on the Wizardry generation.
[09:24] Gintoki
    I could fix this in a second if I wanted to.
[09:28] Gintoki
    Fine. If you're gonna be that way, fine.
[09:32] Gintoki
    I'll fix her.
[09:33] Kagura
    Really?
[09:34] Gintoki
    Just watch, polygon generation.
[09:36] Gintoki
    I'll show you the power of
    the Wizardry generation.
[09:43] Shinpachi
    Huh? What's with the screen?
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SIGN    [A glance into the center of the room
    reveals a person amongst the bottles.]
    
SIGN    [A glance into the center of the room
    reveals a person amongst the bottles.]
    
    
    
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[09:57] Gintoki
    All right!
[09:59] Shinpachi
    You didn't fix anything!
[10:02] Shinpachi
    Why are you trying to go through
    events text-only like in Wizardry?!
[10:06] Shinpachi
    You think it's okay to use
    only text in an anime?!
[10:08] Shinpachi
    The screen won't last!
[10:10] Shinpachi
    You can't fix anything like that!
[10:11] Gintoki
    I gave the viewers the freedom
    to imagine how she was fixed.
[10:14] Gintoki
    That's the Wizardry way.
[10:16] Shinpachi
    You're just being lazy!
[10:18] Shinpachi
    And she isn't fixed!
[10:19] Shinpachi
    Forget it!
[10:20] Shinpachi
    The Wizardry generation can go
[10:22] Shinpachi
    and fail to resurrect at a church
    and turn to ashes!
[10:23] Gintoki
    Zip it, polygon generation!
[10:25] Gintoki
    Fail to resurrect at a church and
    turn into powdered polygons!
[10:27] Shinpachi
    Shut up!
[10:28] Shinpachi
    Teleport into a rock and
    wipe out the party!
[10:31] Gintoki
    You teleport into polygons and live
    on for me as a Virtua Fighter!
SIGN    
[10:42] Guy
    She's got a cold.
[10:44] Shinpachi
    A cold?
[10:44] Shinpachi
    How can a robot catch a cold?
[10:48] Guy
    It would be more accurate to say that
    she's caught a computer virus.
[10:52] Shinpachi
    A computer virus?
[10:55] Guy
    An illegal program that roams the
    virtual world destroying data.
[11:01] Guy
    She was probably infected when she connected
    to the Internet for her work.
[11:10] Shinpachi
    So the computer virus has destroyed
    Tama-san's program,
[11:14] Shinpachi
    which is why she's behaving this way.
[11:17] Gintoki
    Hey now.
[11:18] Gintoki
    We finally recovered from our colds,
[11:20] Gintoki
    and now this?
[11:22] Kagura
    Old geezer, you can fix Tama, right?
[11:23] Kagura
    You can put her back to normal, right?
[11:27] Guy
    A commercial anti-virus program would
    be enough to deal with ordinary viruses,
[11:32] Guy
    but she's got an especially tough one.
[11:35] Guy
    The computer virus "Tapir."
[11:38] Guy
    A brand-new virus that infects the program,
    consumes it, and multiplies.
[11:44] Guy
    Tapir reads the data from
    the system it has infected
[11:49] Guy
    while rewriting its own program.
[11:52] Guy
    It evolves, becoming more
    efficient as it multiplies
[11:55] Guy
    and more deeply embedded in its victim.
[12:00] Guy
    A Tapir infection caught early
    on can be easily dealt with,
[12:04] Guy
    but one that's been evolving over an extended
    period will be more difficult to remove.
[12:09] Guy
    And the Tapir virus will be as strong
    as the system it has infected.
[12:15] Guy
    Once it infected Tama, who
    is a highly advanced robot,
[12:20] Guy
    it must have evolved a great deal.
[12:23] Guy
    And it's been there for a while.
[12:28] Guy
    Nobody can do anything about it.
[12:31] Guy
    It's evolved into the strongest
    and worst virus ever.
[12:39] Shinpachi
    N-No way...
[12:41] Shinpachi
    Even you, Gengai-san, can't fix her...
[12:43] Guy
    Don't be ridiculous.
[12:45] Guy
    I'm the top robot technician in Edo.
[12:48] Guy
    There's nothing I can't do.
[12:52] Guy
    However...
[12:53] Guy
    We're dealing with a brand-new virus.
[12:55] Guy
    It'll take some time to make a vaccine.
[12:57] Guy
    By the time I finish, Tama will have
    been completely consumed.
[13:06] Guy
    She'll be a robot with no soul.
[13:13] Shinpachi
    No way...
[13:17] Guy
    But there's still a way to save Tama.
[13:22] Gintoki
    What?
[13:23] Gintoki
    Let us hear it, old geezer.
[13:26] Guy
    It'll be a dangerous gamble.
[13:28] Guy
    For Tama...
[13:30] Guy
    And for all of you...
[13:33] Gintoki
    It doesn't matter.
[13:34] Gintoki
    Just tell us.
[13:36] Guy
    Should I interpret that response to mean
[13:38] Guy
    that you're willing to risk
    your lives for Tama?
[13:42] Gintoki
    Think what you will.
[13:44] Gintoki
    Just tell us already.
[13:53] Gintoki
    Huh? What's this?
[13:56] Gintoki
    What's this robot doing?
[13:59] Gintoki
    Hey, what's it...
[14:12] Kagura
    Gin-chan!!
[14:14] Shinpachi
    Wh-Wh-What are you doing, Gengai-san?!
[14:16] Shinpachi
    Th-This is more than just risking his life!
[14:20] Shinpachi
    Th-This means Gin-san's...
[14:23] Shinpachi
    This... This is...!
[14:41] Shinpachi
    Huh? What's this?
[14:44] Shinpachi
    Who is this?
[14:46] Shinpachi
    I don't like this.
[14:47] Shinpachi
    G-Gengai-san?!
[14:49] Shinpachi
    What is this?!
[14:50] Shinpachi
    Why is Gin-san so tiny?!
[14:54] Guy
    The magic mallet Z503.
SIGN    [Note: Parody of legendary Japanese hammer, Uchide-no-Kozuchi.]
[14:57] Guy
    It sends super magnetic waves
    through the object it hits
[15:00] Guy
    and shrinks the target's cells
    and the target itself.
[15:05] Guy
    A high-tech weapon created by yours truly.
[15:12] Shinpachi
    You're joking, right?
[15:14] Shinpachi
    I'm wrong, right?
[15:15] Shinpachi
    Don't tell me you're going
    to smash us with...
[15:18] Kagura
    S-Stop!
[15:19] Kagura
    Don't add to your crimes!
[15:21] Kagura
    What can you possibly accomplish
    by doing this?!
[15:23] Kagura
    Why are you doing this?!
[15:26] Guy
    Shouldn't that be obvious?
[15:28] Guy
    We're going to eliminate the virus.
[15:30] Guy
    Not through a vaccine or an anti-virus.
[15:34] Guy
    You midgets are doing it.
[15:38] Guy
    Best of luck to you.
[15:43] Kagura
    You jerk!
[16:12] Shinpachi
    Gin-san.
[16:13] Shinpachi
    Can we trade off already?
[16:15] Gintoki
    Don't give me that crap.
[16:16] Gintoki
    We just switched.
[16:18] Gintoki
    Once you're old,
[16:20] Gintoki
    you'll be willing to buy back the hardships
    during your youth at a Book-Hoff.
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Book Off, a chain of used bookstores.]
[16:22] Gintoki
    Even if they're used.
[16:25] Kagura
    It's extremely tiring to row through oil.
[16:28] Kagura
    I'm hungry.
[16:29] Kagura
    You think any half-eaten
    food will float by?
[16:32] Shinpachi
    No, robots don't eat food.
[16:34] Kagura
    Where are we right now?
[16:37] Shinpachi
    We entered through her mouth,
[16:38] Shinpachi
    so we're probably somewhere
    around the stomach.
[16:40] Gintoki
    Does a robot even have a stomach?
[16:42] Shinpachi
    I don't know.
[16:43] Gintoki
    Where are we even headed
    to begin with?
[16:47] Shinpachi
    I don't know.
[16:48] Gintoki
    How can you not know?!
    What are we supposed to do?!
[16:50] Gintoki
    He turns us into midgets all of a sudden,
    tells us to defeat the virus,
[16:53] Gintoki
    and throws us into her mouth?!
[16:54] Gintoki
    We don't know how to defeat
    the virus or where it even is!
[16:58] Shinpachi
    Don't take it out on me.
[17:00] Shinpachi
    This is all Gengai-san's fault.
[17:02] Gintoki
    That stupid old man...
[17:08] Shinpachi
    Why am I the only one with two?
[17:11] Guy
    Well?
[17:12] Guy
    I call it Operation Midget.
[17:14] Kagura
    That's so bland.
[17:15] Kagura
    Use a little more imagination.
[17:16] Guy
    You're going to enter Tama's body
    and treat her from the inside.
[17:23] Shinpachi
    Uh...
[17:24] Shinpachi
    We don't know anything about
    robots, so what do we do?
[17:28] Guy
    I was expecting you to ask that.
[17:30] Guy
    Use these. Here.
[17:34] Gintoki
    Isn't this just a toothpick?!
[17:36] Gintoki
    Old geezer! You sure you didn't
    just want to play with midgets?!
[17:39] Guy
    Don't mistake those for
    ordinary toothpicks.
[17:41] Guy
    They've been modified.
[17:43] Guy
    Gin-no-ji, push on the base
    of your toothpick.
[17:46] Gintoki
    Eh?
[17:47] Gintoki
    Like we can count on your modifications
    to be worth anything.
[17:50] Gintoki
    The last time...
[17:51] Guy
    Gin-no-ji! Push on your
    wooden sword's grip!
[17:57] Guy
    It dispenses soy sauce.
[17:58] Gintoki
    So, why soy sauce?!
[18:00] Guy
    Don't worry.
[18:01] Guy
    My technical skills have
    improved since then.
[18:05] Guy
    Go ahead. Push it.
[18:06] Gintoki
    Tch, I'm not expecting anything...
[18:10] Gintoki
    But I'll give it a shot!
[18:14] Guy
    It's dashi soy sauce.
SIGN    [Note: Dashi is bonito fish stock.]
[18:16] Gintoki
    How have your technical skills
    improved, stupid old geezer?!
[18:18] Kagura
    Woohoo! My egg rice will be tastier now!
[18:21] Gintoki
    Shut up! You turn into soy sauce!
[18:23] Guy
    Stop griping and get going.
[18:28] Gintoki
    Hey! Why a bowl?!
[18:30] Gintoki
    You just want to play with midgets!
[18:33] Guy
    It's important to have atmosphere.
[18:35] Kagura
    It's all sticky.
[18:38] Shinpachi
    This must be some kind of special
    coating to make it easier
[18:41] Shinpachi
    to enter Tama-san's body...
[18:43] Guy
    It's the bowl I just used to eat natto.
SIGN    [Note: Natto is fermented soybeans.]
[18:46] Shinpachi
    I'm gonna strangle you!
[18:48] Guy
    You'll be going through the mouth.
[18:50] Guy
    Godspeed, you three.
[18:55] Gintoki
    Damn old geezer...
[18:57] Gintoki
    What are we supposed
    to do with a toothpick?!
[19:00] Gintoki
    It can't even remove the squid
    stuck between my teeth...
[19:02] Gintoki
    Hey, it got it.
[19:03] Gintoki
    It's actually useful!
[19:04] Gintoki
    Thanks, old geezer!
[19:05] Gintoki
    Like I'm actually going to say that!
[19:06] Gintoki
    Die, you damn old fart!
[19:08] Gintoki
    Choke on some squid and die!
[19:09] Gintoki
    Pulling out some Domon-esque
    gadget and shoving us into hell!
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Doraemon.]
[19:13] Gintoki*
    If I ever get out of here, I'm going inside
    him and exiting through his urethra
[19:16] Gintoki
    while slashing this toothpick around!
[19:19] Shinpachi
    Yeah, yeah. That's enough whining.
[19:21] Shinpachi
    This is the only way to save Tama-san.
[19:24] Shinpachi
    We don't have a choice.
[19:26] Kagura
    That's right.
[19:27] Kagura
    Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
[19:29] Kagura
    You can't reach the urinary uvula
[19:31] Kagura
    without passing through
    the palatine uvula.
[19:33] Shinpachi
    Uh, Tama-san doesn't have one.
[19:35] Kagura
    But her name means "balls."
[19:36] Shinpachi
    Get over it!
[19:38] Kagura
    I can see land!
[19:40] Kagura
    I wonder where we are.
[19:41] Shinpachi
    We entered through the mouth and
    passed through the stomach,
[19:44] Shinpachi
    so we're probably near the entrance
    to the small intestine.
[19:46] Gintoki
    Does a robot even have
    a small intestine?
[19:48] Shinpachi
    I don't know.
[19:53] Gintoki
    Will this really work?
[19:56] Shinpachi
    We'll just have to look around.
[19:59] Shinpachi
    We can enter the small intestine
    and head towards the anus.
[20:02] Gintoki
    And does a robot even have an anus?
[20:04] Shinpachi
    I don't know.
[20:06] Shinpachi
    We don't have a choice.
[20:07] Shinpachi
    It's not like we can gather information when
    there aren't any people around...
[20:15] Shinpachi
    There's one!
[20:16] Shinpachi
    There's someone here!
[20:17] Shinpachi
    Why?!
[20:18] Shinpachi
    Why is there a person inside Tama-san?!
[20:20] Shinpachi
    And why is he wearing a bodysuit?!
[20:23] Gintoki
    I don't really get it, but I'll take
    whatever I can get right now.
[20:25] Gintoki
    We can ask him.
[20:27] Shinpachi
    Hold on!
[20:27] Shinpachi
    Gin-san! It's dangerous!
[20:29] Gintoki
    Uh, excuse me.
[20:31] Gintoki
    Uh, sorry to disturb your nap,
[20:34] Gintoki
    but I need to ask a few questions.
[20:37] Gintoki
    Uh, do you live here?
[20:40] Gintoki
    We're on a company trip and
    this is our first time here,
[20:43] Gintoki
    so we don't know our way around.
[20:47] Gintoki
    Uh, excuse me...
[20:49] Gintoki
    There's an arrow sticking
    out of your rear...
[20:51] Gintoki
    Are you okay?
[20:53] White
    Greetings, travelers.
[20:55] White
    Fortune must be smiling on me to bring me an
    encounter with you as I lie on my deathbed.
[20:59] Gintoki
    Lie on your deathbed? You just
    have an arrow in your ass.
[21:02] White
    Please listen to my last request.
[21:06] Gintoki
    Uh, could you listen to me first?
[21:08] Gintoki
    It's just an arrow in your ass.
[21:11] White
    I bequeath you to carry
    a message to my king.
[21:14] Gintoki
    King?
[21:15] White
    It saddens me to say that
    our leukocyte army
[21:18] White
    has fallen to the virus army.
[21:21] White
    This world will soon fall into
    the hands of the Tapir.
[21:25] White
    I pray that our king takes flight.
[21:31] White
    And searches for the legendary
    warriors from another world...
[21:38] White
    Search for the midgets...
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[23:18] Gintoki
    A Little
[23:19] All
    Ginpachi Sensei!
[23:22] Gintoki
    Uh, we have a question from
[23:23] Gintoki
    someone with the pen name
    Cherry Blossom Samurai.
[23:26] Gintoki
    Hello.
[23:28] Gintoki
    I'm having a hard time drawing
    Gin-san's dead fish eyes.
[23:31] Gintoki
    Please tell me if there's a trick to it.
[23:33] Gintoki
    Okay. Here's your answer.
[23:36] Gintoki
    Basically, you need to separate
    the eyebrows from the eyes.
[23:40] Gintoki
    And draw heavy eyelids.
[23:42] Gintoki
    You should only be able
    to see half of his pupils.
[23:46] Gintoki
    Okay, all done.
[23:48] Gintoki
    Then you bring the eyebrows
    and eyes closer together
[23:52] Gintoki
    and sharpen the eyelids.
[23:55] Gintoki
    There you go. A serious-looking Gin-san.
[23:58] Gintoki
    Okay, Cherry Blossom Samurai.
[24:00] Gintoki
    Stop trying to escape the lecture
    by doodling in class.
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[24:05] Gintoki
    Hey!
[24:06] Gintoki
    There's an RPG world
    inside Tama's body?!
[24:10] Gintoki
    Why do leukocytes, white blood cells,
    have a king?!
[24:12] Gintoki
    Why does this look so much
    like Dragon Quest?!
[24:14] Shinpachi
    I don't know.
[24:16] Gintoki
    The next episode...
[24:17] Gintoki
    "The Human Body is Like
    a Little Universe!"
SIGN    [An RPG world of anti-leukocyte viruses has emerged within Tama's body.]
SIGN    [Gin-san and the gang set out for the castle in order to meet with the Leukocyte King.]
SIGN    [See you next time.]