E120 - "Japanese Restaurants Abroad Taste Pretty Much like School Cafeteria Lunches" / "Once You've Chosen a Dish, You Can't Give it Back"

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SIGN    [This week, after a long absence (?), it's a two-parter. The common theme is "?????"]
SIGN    [We'll reveal the answer at the end of the show!]
[01:43] Antiforeignersamurai A
    So this is that place... The restaurant exclusively
    for Amanto that recently opened.
SIGN    [Beauty SHOCK Club] [Note: Parody of Bishoku Club a Gourmet Club from the Oishinbo manga.]
[01:47] Antiforeignersamurai B
    Yeah. It's where discrimination
    against us Earthlings begins.
[01:51] Antiforeignersamurai B
    They say Amanto VIPs live
    it up all day and all night.
[01:55] Antiforeignersamurai A
    Tsk...
[01:56] Antiforeignersamurai B
    Let's go.
[02:00] Manager
    May I have your attention, everyone.
[02:02] Manager
    I'd like to introduce a new employee.
[02:05] Manager
    Let's welcome him with
    a round of applause.
[02:07] Manager
    Let's give him a hand!
[02:12] Manager
    Okay, introduce yourself, please.
[02:15] Katsura
    How do you do? I come
    from Nebula Zura78.
[02:19] Katsura
    My name is Joey Katsura.
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Joi, meaning Anti-Foreigner Faction.]
[02:21] Katsura
    Please be good to me.
[02:26] Employee A
    Isn't he an Earthling?
SIGN    ["Japanese Restaurants Abroad Taste Pretty Much like School Cafeteria Lunches"]
SIGN    [No Earthlings Allowed!]
[02:34] Manager
    No need to be concerned, everyone.
[02:36] Manager
    He's just a pitiful lad who's often mistaken
    for an Earthling because of he looks.
[02:42] Manager
    Isn't that right, Joi-kun?
[02:43] Katsura
    It's not Joi, it's Joey.
[02:45] Katsura
    But I'd rather you called me Katsura.
[02:47] Manager
    As you know, we don't allow Earthlings.
    We serve only Amanto VIPs.
[02:55] Manager
    Our specialty is sashimi on a boat.
[02:57] Katsura
    How surreal.
[02:59] Manager
    Did you say something?
[03:00] Manager
    Anyway, we have a reservation
    today by high-ranking VIPs
[03:03] Manager
    from a royal family of
    a planet somewhere.
[03:05] Manager
    I'll need you to work hard on
    your first day, Joi-kun.
[03:08] Katsura
    No, please call me Katsura.
[03:13] Samurai A
    Katsura-san!
[03:15] Samurai A
    Are you serious about posing as
    an employee at that restaurant?!
[03:17] Samura B
    Rumor has it that radicals are
    targeting Amanto bigwigs
[03:20] Samura B
    at that restaurant and they're planning
    to blow it up with the Amanto inside!
[03:24] Samurai C
    It's reckless to go in there alone!
[03:26] Samurai D
    It's too dangerous!
[03:27] Katsura
    Don't worry. It's easier if I work alone.
[03:30] Katsura
    I will put that restaurant out of business
    and force it to close for sure...
[03:36] Katsura
    In this case, I can understand
    how the radicals feel.
[03:40] Katsura
    But if they get violent, there'll
    be needless casualties.
[03:44] Katsura
    That's why, what I need to do
    is make the Amanto leave
[03:47] Katsura
    before the radicals do anything stupid.
[03:51] All
    Katsura-san!
[03:52] ---
    Katsura-san!
[03:54] ---
    That's reckless!
[03:55] ---
    Come back!
SIGN    [Be careful.]
[03:59] Manager
    Got that, Katsura-kun?
[04:02] Katsura
    I'm going to introduce you to your
    Senpai who'll oversee you.
[04:05] ---
    You, step forward.
[04:08] Prince Hata
    As you were.
[04:09] Manager
    This is Hata-koh. Although he
    joined us just a week ago,
[04:13] Manager
    he's still your Senpai, so ask him
    anything you need to know.
[04:17] Katsura
    Um...Have we met before?
[04:20] Prince Hata
    I don't remember anyone like you.
[04:23] Manager
    He's to be pitied, as well.
[04:27] Manager
    Seems he was mistaken as part of his own
    collection and discarded along with them.
[04:31] Jii
    Let's see...we don't want
    anything in this room.
[04:35] Jii
    Take them all away before
    that idiot returns.
[04:38] Jii
    If you see anything that might
    be of worth, leave it here.
[04:41] Jii
    Throw everything else out.
[04:43] Prince Hata
    Damn old coot!
[04:46] Manager
    Anyway, he'll look after
    you. Try to get along.
[04:51] Prince Hata
    That's right. Ask me anything.
[04:54] Prince Hata
    Joy Toy, was it?
[04:56] Katsura
    It's not Joy Toy. It's Joey Katsura.
    I can't do an S split.
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Yinling of Joytoym, a swimsuit model known for her leg spread pose that looks like an M.]
[05:00] Manager
    No, he's not an S, he's
    an M. He can't do S.
SIGN    [Note: S&M refers to sadism/masochism]
[05:05] Katsura
    Yeah...
[05:06] ---
    Don't worry.
[05:08] Samurai A
    But what if...
[05:10] Katsura
    I said don't worry.
[05:11] Katsura
    All I need to do is to set this bomb
    to go off after the restaurant closes.
[05:16] Katsura
    That'll put them out of
    business for a while.
[05:18] Prince Hata
    Hey, newcomer. What're you
    doing? Give me a hand.
[05:22] Katsura
    I was practicing my S split.
[05:24] Prince Hata
    ...Oh, you did it.
[05:28] Manager
    Done.
[05:32] Amanto B
    That's a lovely sea captain.
[05:36] Customer C
    I'll buy you anything you want.
[05:37] Ohana
    Really?
[05:39] Katsura
    Welcome.
[05:40] Manager
    Stop.
[05:41] Manager
    Go and clean the windows
    or something, newcomer.
[05:43] Katsura
    But...
[05:45] Manager
    Watch and learn.
[05:47] Manager
    Hey, Earthling.
[05:49] Manager
    This is no place for scum like you.
[05:56] Amanto A
    Tch, I'm not sitting with apes like them.
[05:59] Amanto B
    Just having Earthlings in the
    vicinity ruins my appetite.
[06:02] Amanto A
    Apes should eat ape food.
[06:06] Amanto A
    My eyes!
[06:08] Manager
    Hey! What're you doing
    to the customer?!
[06:11] Katsura
    You know, they say the eyes
    are the window to the soul.
[06:14] Manager
    Not his eyes!
[06:15] Manager
    And you, Hata-koh! What're
    you teaching him?!
[06:18] Prince Hata
    Joey! How useless can
    you be?! Do as I do!
[06:23] Manager
    Where are you wiping?!
[06:27] Prince Hata
    They say the zipper is the
    window to the world.
[06:30] Manager
    Shut up!
[06:33] Amanto A
    Huh?
[06:36] Amanto A
    I-It...came off? Y-You...are an Earthling?
[06:40] Katsura
    Oh, come on. Look
     how easily
    this comes off. See?
[06:44] Manager
    You guys! Quit horsing around
    and get back to work!
[06:51] Prince Hata
    Why am I stuck doing this sort of work?
[06:55] Katsura (M)
    Just as I thought, this restaurant is an ugly
    place where they make fun of Earthlings.
[07:00] Katsura (M)
    I'll revert to the original plan, and...
[07:02] Prince Hata
    Hey newcomer, what're you doing?
[07:05] Katsura
    I got a little hungry, so I was looking
    for something to snack on...
[07:09] Katsura
    I found dried squid, see?
[07:12] Prince Hata
    That's my charm point!
[07:15] Katsura
    Just curious, Senpai...
[07:16] Katsura
    Why are you working at a place like this?
[07:19] Katsura
    You said you were discarded
    by mistake, right?
[07:22] Katsura
    Why not go home?
[07:26] Prince Hata
    Well...because John is here.
[07:29] Katsura
    ...John?
[07:30] Prince Hata
    Yes. John, the space lobster who
    lives in the restaurant's fish tank.
[07:34] Prince Hata
    He's a lovable sort. I fell in love
    with him the moment I saw him.
[07:39] Prince Hata
    If I'm not careful, there's no telling
    when John might get eaten.
[07:43] Prince Hata
    I can't leave him.
[07:45] Prince Hata
    If everyone believed in "love and peace"
    and loved animals like I do,
[07:52] Prince Hata
    everything would be fine.
[07:53] Prince Hata
    Well, I'm worried about John,
    so I'll go back first.
[07:59] Katsura
    Love and peace, eh?
[08:05] Katsura (M)
    If I detonate this, the tank
    and John won't survive.
[08:10] Katsura (M)
    It's a tiny life, but if there are casualties,
[08:12] Katsura (M)
    then I'm no different than the radicals.
[08:18] Katsura (M)
    I will use my own methods...
[08:20] Katsura (M)
    ...to accomplish my ambition.
[08:25] Manager
    Wh-Who are you?!
[08:27] Antiforeignersamurai C
    This is divine retribution!
[08:29] Antiforeignersamurai B
    We've come to pass judgment
    on the likes of you who
[08:33] Antiforeignersamurai B
    discriminate against Earthlings and
    undermine and ruin our country!
[08:35] Antiforeignersamurai A
    Go repent in hell!
[08:37] Manager
    Hmph. Anti-Foreigner Faction samurai,
    eh? I figured as much.
[08:42] Manager
    I'm ready for you.
[08:49] Prince Hata (M)
    Uh-oh...what's going on? If these
    guys start fighting here...
[08:55] Prince Hata (M)
    the tank...
[08:56] Prince Hata (M)
    and my John...
[09:00] Katsura (M)
    Darn! I didn't think the radicals
    would show up so soon.
[09:03] Prince Hata
    Stop it!
[09:06] Prince Hata
    I won't allow this! You're all
    fools with no compassion!
[09:10] Prince Hata
    You mustn't injure him!
[09:12] Prince Hata
    Don't put a single scratch
    on his precious shell!
[09:15] Prince Hata
    If you do, I'll...I'll...
[09:17] Prince Hata
    I won't forgive you!
[09:21] Antiforeignersamurai A
    Are you talking about Amanto lives?!
[09:25] Antiforeignersamurai A
    Then I'll start by...
[09:26] Antiforeignersamurai A
    killing you first!
[09:31] Antiforeignersamurai A
    What?!
[09:33] Prince Hata
    Huh?
[09:35] Katsura
    ...No more...no more bloodshed...let
    there be...
[09:41] Katsura
    Love and peace!
[09:43] Antiforeignersamurai B
    Ka-Katsura!
[09:45] Manager
    S-So he was an Earthling?
[09:47] Katsura
    We are all living creatures...
[09:50] Katsura
    Doing harm to any of them
    will not solve a thing.
[09:56] Katsura
    I finally learned that today. Yes...
[09:59] Katsura
    From Senpai here...
[10:04] Prince Hata
    ...Katsura...
[10:05] Katsura
    Senpai...
[10:11] Jii
    Dammit! I paid good money to eat here!
    What's the meaning of this commotion?!
[10:19] Jii
    I was having a great time after finally
[10:23] Jii
    finding a replacement for
    the idiot I disposed of!
[10:25] ---
    Isn't that right, my new Prince?
[10:28] Jii
    You see! The Prince is angry!
[10:34] Jii
    ...Huh?
[10:39] Jii
    That's odd...there are two Princes.
[10:43] Prince Hata
    Cut it out!
[10:45] Prince Hata
    Damn you...I'll kill you! Enough of this!
    I'm gonna pound you to death!
[10:56] Katsura
    Out of my way.
SIGN    [Note: Katsura is talking like a mother.]
[11:02] ---
    If that's how it is, then you guys
    can do whatever you want!
[11:06] ---
    I've had it!
[11:11] All (M)
    Mother?
[11:20] Hasegawa
    I must say it took a long
    time to get to this point.
[11:23] Hasegawa
    Since joining this shop as an apprentice,
[11:25] Hasegawa
    Chef wouldn't let me handle a knife, so
    I worked the menial jobs in the kitchen.
[11:28] Hasegawa
    Everyday, I diligently watched the Chef as he
    made sushi so I could figure out his technique.
[11:31] Hasegawa
    And I practiced his technique
    for forming the rice.
[11:34] Hasegawa
    Now finally, he's entrusted me
    with a branch restaurant.
[11:37] Hasegawa
    This time, I'm going to succeed.
[11:39] Otae
    Good for you, Chef Hasegawa!
[11:41] Hasegawa
    Stop it, you're embarrassing me!
[11:43] Otose
    A man should have a trade.
[11:46] Otose
    Your wife who ran out on you
    might come back now, eh?
[11:50] Otose
    You've worked hard.
[11:51] Hasegawa
    Today, I want all of you
    who supported me
[11:54] Hasegawa
    to be the first ones to try
    the sushi I've made.
[11:57] Hasegawa
    Everything is on the house.
    Eat all you want!
[12:01] Kagura
    I haven't had sushi in ages!
    What shall I have?
[12:04] Otae
    Here it comes.
[12:05] Otae
    My, how delicious the
    cucumber rolls look!
[12:08] ---
    Shall we share some, Kagura-chan?
[12:09] Kagura
    Sure.
[12:10] Shinpachi
    The next one is also a cucumber roll.
[12:13] Shinpachi
    You're good at cucumber
    rolls, Hasegawa-san.
[12:15] ---
    I think that's what I'll have.
[12:17] Gintoki
    ...Another one.
[12:19] ---
    Oh well, cucumber rolls might be a good
    way to get the stomach started.
[12:25] Gintoki
    What do you think we are, vegetarians?!
[12:27] Gintoki
    There are cucumber rolls
    from here to Gandhara!
SIGN    [Note: Gandhara is a location from the Journey to the West Chinese novel.]
[12:30] Gintoki
    Why're you being so stingy?
    Bring out the fatty tuna!
[12:33] Gintoki
    Bring out the sea urchin!
[12:34] Gintoki
    Why do you think we
    took precious time off
[12:36] Gintoki
    to come and see someone like you?!
[12:38] Hasegawa
    I can't make anything but cucumber rolls.
[12:41] Hasegawa
    The truth is, I don't know
    how to make sushi yet.
SIGN    ["Once You've Taken a Dish, You Can't Put it Back"]
SIGN    [Edo Style Sushi-go-Round Kabukicho branch]
[12:52] Otose
    So you're telling us that the story
[12:54] Otose
    about the Chef recognizing
    your abilities was a lie...
[12:56] Otose
    and the truth is the Chef is in the hospital
    and unable to come to the restaurant,
[12:59] Otose
    so he hired you, a part-timer, and
    left you in charge of the place?
[13:03] Hasegawa
    He said everything would be fine because
    there was this sushi machine,
[13:07] Hasegawa
    but it won't do a darned thing.
[13:09] Hasegawa
    It's almost time to open for business-
    what should I do?
[13:13] Hasegawa
    This place will become the "completely
    hopeless sushi restaurant" Madao!
[13:18] Otose
    Right now, all we can do is
    repair the sushi machine.
[13:23] Otose
    Take a look at it, Tama.
[13:25] Tama
    Understood.
[13:27] Hasegawa
    What's that?
[13:28] Otose
    Tama can communicate with machines
[13:31] Otose
    and can find the cause of the
    problem so we can fix it.
SIGN    [Canned oil]
[13:37] Tama
    Want some? Mind if I stand
    here next to you?
[13:40] Tama
    What's the matter? You look blue.
SIGN    [Note: Parody of common soap opera themes among office workers.]
[13:42] Tama
    Could it be you're still bothered by
    the microwave oven manager?
[13:46] Shinpachi
    Awesome. This is totally the scene
    between two female office workers.
[13:50] Shinpachi
    Who's the microwave oven manager?
[13:52] Tama
    I told you to forget about him.
[13:54] Tama
    That guy...has no intention
    of leaving his wife.
[13:57] Tama
    You're not the only one.
[13:59] Tama
    He nuked Rejiko in
    general affairs as well.
SIGN    [Note: Rejiko means cash register.]
[14:01] Shinpachi
    They're having quite an
    involved discussion.
[14:04] Tama
    Stop acting like a child!
[14:06] Tama
    Don't give up.
[14:08] Tama
    Be strong!
[14:12] Tama
    Don't let Tokyo-or yourself-
    get you down!
[14:17] Tama
    I did all I could, but it appears unfixable.
[14:20] Hasegawa
    You completely destroyed it just now!
[14:23] Hasegawa
    You finished it off.
[14:24] Hasegawa
    Hey, what're you going to do about this?
[14:26] Hasegawa
    That was my only hope!
    There's no time left.
[14:29] Customer (Male)
    I'm starving.
[14:31] Otose
    W-Welcome.
[14:33] ---
    Catherine and I will man the counter.
[14:36] ---
    You follow our lead and take
    care of things in back.
[14:38] Gintoki
    G-Gotcha!
[14:40] Hasegawa
    Th-Thank you, everyone for
    helping me out with this.
[14:44] Shinpachi
    Don't worry, Hasegawa-san.
[14:47] Shinpachi
    When we need help, we help each
    other out, right? Leave it to us.
[14:51] Hasegawa
    But you have less experience
    with sushi than I do-
[14:54] Hasegawa
    there's no way you can make sushi.
[14:56] Gintoki
    No one expects perfection at a
    conveyor belt sushi restaurant.
[15:00] Gintoki
    As long as there's a topping on top of a decently
    formed rice ball, we'll be able to fool them.
[15:04] Otae
    Hasegawa-san, at the very least,
[15:05] Otae
    would you mind teaching
    us how to form the rice?
[15:09] Otae
    Even if you know how to make
    only cucumber rolls,
[15:12] Otae
    you did watch Chef make them, so
    you know how it's done, right?
[15:15] Hasegawa
    All right. It was monkey see, monkey
    do, but watch closely.
[15:19] Hasegawa
    First, you take the rice.
[15:21] Hasegawa
    Be careful not to take too much.
[15:24] Hasegawa
    Squeeze the rice not too
    hard, and not too soft,
[15:27] Hasegawa
    with one hand so that
    air gets into the rice.
[15:29] Hasegawa
    Put on the wasabi, then the
    topping. And the sushi....
[15:33] Hasegawa
    is done.
[15:34] Gintoki
    What the?!
[15:35] Shinpachi
    How did that end up turning
    into a cucumber roll?!
[15:38] Gintoki
    Something happened when
    we switched scenes!
[15:41] Hasegawa
    It's hopeless. I can only
    make cucumber rolls.
[15:45] Shinpachi
    You were so close just now.
[15:46] Shinpachi
    You placed a slice of tuna on top.
[15:47] Shinpachi
    How'd that change into a cucumber roll?!
SIGN    [Note: The literal translation for cucumber roll is "water imp roll."]
[15:49] Gintoki
    He must be cursed because his
    ancestors killed a water imp.
[15:52] Gintoki
    He is hopeless.
[15:53] Shinpachi
    This won't do. We'll just put Hasegawa-san
    in charge of cucumber rolls.
[15:57] Otae
    I think I got the general idea.
[15:59] Otae
    I feel I can at least make something
    that looks like sushi.
[16:02] Shinpachi
    I agree. There's no heat involved, so
    I'm sure even you could do it, Sis.
[16:07] Otae
    Shape it so air gets into the
    grains and add the wasabi.
[16:11] Otae
    Place the topping, and give it
    a squeeze. I did it. It's done.
[16:15] Shinpachi
    What is that?!
[16:16] Shinpachi
    Why is it burned to a crisp?!
[16:18] Shinpachi
    When did you add heat?
    What did you just do?
[16:20] Otae
    Actually, I've been a bit feverish
    since yesterday.
[16:23] Shinpachi
    How hot are you?! Go home!
[16:26] Shinpachi
    Go to the hospital immediately!
    For your lousy head!
[16:27] Gintoki
    You guys fail because you don't know
[16:30] Gintoki
    what you're doing and
    you think too much.
[16:33] Gintoki
    You don't need masterful skill.
[16:35] Gintoki
    All we have to do is get the shape
    right, even if it tastes bad.
[16:38] Gintoki
    See?
[16:39] Shinpachi
    You get the shape right!
[16:40] Shinpachi
    This isn't even sushi anymore!
[16:43] Gintoki
    Taste it before you complain. Will
    you be able to, once you do?
[16:48] Shinpachi
    I won't eat it! It has the look of
    an entry in a pastry contest!
[16:52] Otae
    All right, we'll put Gin-san's parfait and
    my toasted rice ball on the side menu.
[16:56] Gintoki
    That's not a toasted rice
    ball. It's a burnt corpse.
[16:59] ---
    Ow!
[17:00] Otae
    Kagura-chan, what're you doing?
[17:03] Kagura
    What do you think of this?
[17:04] Gintoki
    Ohhh! Now this...
[17:06] Otae
    That's awesome, Kagura-chan!
    It's a perfect piece of sushi!
[17:08] Otae
    It's sushi no matter how you look at it!
[17:11] Otae
    This would be all right to serve in
    the restaurant, don't you think?
[17:13] Shinpachi
    No, it's too big.
[17:14] Shinpachi
    Where did you get a slice
    of tuna this huge?!
[17:18] Kagura
    It's been my dream to
    bite into a huge sushi.
[17:20] Shinpachi
    You're not supposed to
    make it for yourself.
[17:22] Shinpachi
    Where in the world are you going to
    find someone who can eat this?!
[17:25] Otose
    We have an order for
    egg roll and shrimp!
[17:26] Shinpachi
    What're we going to do?
[17:28] Shinpachi
    We still don't have any finished
    sushi except cucumber rolls.
[17:31] Tama
    Let me handle this.
[17:34] Shinpachi
    Tama-san!
[17:35] Tama
    I have sufficient data on sushi.
[17:38] Tama
    Would you please ready the ingredients?
[17:46] Shinpachi
    She ate it?!
[17:50] Shinpachi
    No.
[17:52] Shinpachi/Hasegawa
    Sh...She's...!
[18:01] Tama
    Done.
[18:02] Hasegawa
    We can't serve that!
[18:03] Hasegawa
    How gross can you get?! Are you King
    Piccolo?! That's mostly vomit!
SIGN    [Note: Refers to a Dragonball character.]
[18:09] Tama
    A robot does not vomit. I simply prepared
    the sushi inside my body.
[18:14] Hasegawa
    There's something gooey all over it!
[18:16] Tama
    That's oil.
[18:17] Gintoki
    This is no time for talk.
[18:20] Gintoki
    Regardless of how it was made,
    this looks the most decent.
[18:23] Gintoki
    I'll save you the trouble-
    I'm putting it out.
[18:24] Hasegawa
    Just a minute!
[18:25] Hasegawa
    Wait!
[18:35] Customers A/Bcustomers A/B
    Delicious!
SIGN    [Note: Customers are parodies of Kaibara Yuzan and Yamaoka Shiro of Oshinbo manga.]
[18:36] Customer A
    What is this new texture? It has a
    flavor I've never tasted before!
[18:40] Customer B
    Thick and smooth, yet not overpowering!
    What is this?!
[18:45] Customers A/B
    It's a revolutionary new sushi!
[18:47] Customers
    Hey! I want the same thing!
[18:50] ---
    Me, too!
[18:51] ---
    Same here!
[18:51] ---
    The same!
[18:52] Shinpachi
    It's a miracle. A miracle happened.
[18:56] Hasegawa
    We can do this! This is going to work!
[18:58] Hasegawa
    Keep her spitting them out!
[19:00] Hasegawa
    Keep her fed and keep
    her spitting them out!
[19:02] Hasegawa
    Bring all the ingredients we
    have in the restaurant!
[19:05] Kagura
    This is incredible! The plates
    are flying off the line!
[19:08] Shinpachi
    There's a long line out front, too!
[19:10] Hasegawa
    We did it! We've done it!
[19:14] Otae
    Hasegawa-san! With so many customers,
    we're running low on ingredients.
[19:18] Hasegawa
    What?!
[19:20] Hasegawa
    Dammit. This was my
    chance to make it big.
[19:24] Hasegawa
    How much of a Madao can I be?!
[19:28] Gintoki
    Go.
[19:31] Gintoki
    You go and do whatever it takes
    to gather up ingredients.
[19:34] Gintoki
    We'll hold down the fort
    here until you get back.
[19:39] Gintoki
    Hurry and go!
[19:44] Hasegawa
    I'm counting on you!
[19:48] Kondo
    Toshi, what's with this place?
[19:50] Kondo
    I came because I heard this was a conveyor
    belt sushi restaurant, but...
[19:52] Kondo
    the only things on the belt
    are cucumber rolls.
[19:55] Hijikata
    The guys said this place was cheap
    and delicious. Was it bull?
[20:02] Hijikata
    The attitude of the staff is the worst.
[20:04] Hijikata
    What's with them? I'm
    going to tell them off.
[20:06] Kondo
    Don't, Toshi. Let's eat our meal quietly.
[20:09] Hijikata
    What's with that melting parfait?
    Why're they sending it around?
[20:14] Hijikata
    Keep it chilled.
[20:15] Kondo
    Hey, Toshi, what's that?
    Could that be dark matter?
[20:19] Hijikata
    Why would dark matter be spinning on
    the belt alongside cucumber rolls?
[20:23] Kondo
    It's 300 yen. What should I do?
    Should I take it, Toshi?
[20:26] Hijikata
    Never mind the dark matter.
[20:28] Hijikata
    When's the flatfish filet sushi
    I ordered going to show up?
SIGN    [Flat Curry]
[20:37] Kondo
    What was that just now?
[20:38] Hijikata
    What's curry doing in a sushi shop?
[20:40] Kondo
    Didn't it have "flat curry" written on it?
[20:43] ---
    Toshi, maybe that's your order.
[20:46] Hijikata
    No, it's not. What I ordered
    was flatfish filet.
[20:50] Kondo
    Well, yeah, but...
SIGN    [Flat Curry Filet]
[20:56] Kondo
    Toshi, after one cycle, it's
    getting a little closer.
[21:00] Hijikata
    No, it's not. I ordered flatfish filet.
SIGN    [Flat Curry Filet on Flat Board]
[21:08] Kondo
    Hey, it's gotten to "flat curry
    filet on flat board."
[21:11] ---
    This has to be yours.
[21:12] Hijikata
    I didn't order curry, I ordered flatfish.
SIGN    [Hurry up and take the curry, stupid.]
[21:18] Hijikata
    Who're they calling stupid, dammit?!
[21:20] Kondo
    Hey, it's totally sending you a message.
[21:23] Hijikata
    Hmph. I'm not taking it.
[21:25] Hijikata
    Why do I have to eat curry
    at a sushi restaurant?
[21:28] Kondo
    Anyway, what's keeping my ika?
    I haven't seen it at all.
SIGN    [Note: "Ika" means squid.]
[21:42] Hijikata
    Hey, wasn't that Ikazo Sandaime? Could that
    be your order, Kondo-san?
[21:47] Kondo
    No, it's not. I ordered ika, not Ikazo Sandaime.
[21:51] Hijikata
    Maybe not, but he's giving you the eye.
[21:55] Kondo
    No. Don't look at him!
[21:56] Hijikata
    He's stuck. Ikazo's stuck.
[21:59] Hijikata
    He's stuck but he's still looking this way.
    Ikazo's looking this way!
[22:05] Hijikata
    What's with this place?
[22:07] Kondo
    Let's go home. This is creepy.
[22:10] Hijikata
    I don't get this place.
[22:12] Kondo
    Hey! Ikazo's bringing curry!
[22:15] Hijikata
    He intends to force us to eat both of them!
[22:23] ---
    Stop!
[22:26] Gintoki/Shinpachi/Kagura
    Isn't it delicious?
[22:34] Hasegawa
    Wait for me, everyone! I'll be there soon!
SIGN    
[24:16] Gamer Alien A
    Can I do it, Senpai?
[24:18] Gamer Alien B
    Cattle abduction? Sure, go ahead.
[24:22] Gintoki
    Hey! Give me back my analog stick!
SIGN    The next episode... "Novices Only Need a Flathead and a Phillips."
SIGN    [Beings from the planet Gamer arrive at summer's end. The Odd Jobs are modified one after another!]
SIGN    [What? What were the hidden words? The common theme was "giving up."]