E241 - We are all hosts, in capital letters

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[01:30] Shin
    What? You're going to quit being a host?
[01:33] Kyo
    Yes, I'm going to quit and
    open a plastic model shop.
[01:37] Kyo
    I already have the perfect name.
[01:40] Kyo
    Plastic Kyoshiro.
[01:42] Shin
    Uh, what are you talking about, Kyoshiro-san?
[01:43] Shin
    That wasn't funny. Who's going
    to recognize that reference?
[01:47] Kagura
    Yeah, you should open a Mini 4WD
    store called Dash Kyoshiro instead.
[01:52] Shin
    Nobody's going to recognize that one either!
[01:53] Kagura
    What's wrong anyway?
[01:55] Kagura
    You're the number one host
    in the Kabuki district.
[01:57] Kagura
    Is the silicon in your
    nose starting to crumble?
[01:59] Kyo
    I feel like I've hit a wall,
[02:02] Kyo
    so I wanted to invite the members of
[02:05] ---
    Odd Jobs to be my final customers.
[02:07] Gin
    Hold on. Has all the plastic
    surgery damaged your brain?
[02:12] Gin
    If the head is too light, the
    car will rise on sharp turns
[02:15] Gin
    and you'll fly off the track,
    so you'll need side rollers...
[02:18] Shin
    Stop talking about Mini 4WDs!
[02:21] Shin
    Hachiro-san, what happened?
[02:25] Hachi
    Do you know Madame Yagami?
[02:28] Kyo
    Hachiro!
[02:29] Hachi
    She's said to be an Edo-born socialite,
    and something of an enigma.
[02:33] Hachi
    A tip of her glass and the balance
    of power in this town crumbles.
[02:38] Hachi
    Whoever controls her
    controls the night streets.
[02:45] Hachi
    She descends like a goddess
    of fortune in the dark
[02:48] Hachi
    and leaves wealth and riches in her wake.
[02:51] Hachi
    But she never visits the same town again.
[02:55] Hachi
    A goddess of the night.
[02:58] Hachi
    And a few nights ago,
[03:01] Hachi
    the Madame visited Takamagahara.
[03:06] Shin
    What? Isn't that great?
[03:09] Gin
    Like when a pro Mini 4WD racer
    shows up at a local tournament?
[03:13] Shin
    That's kind of hard to relate to.
[03:15] Hachi
    However, the Madame had a message
[03:17] ---
    for us when she left.
[03:21] Madam
    I'll be back next week at the same time.
[03:28] Shin
    Huh? Th-That's terrific!
[03:31] Shin
    You secured a promise from someone who
[03:33] ---
    never visits the same place twice!
[03:35] Hachi
    No, this is not a good thing.
[03:37] Shin
    Huh?
[03:38] Hachi
    The Madame is aware that she
[03:40] ---
    has the power to completely reshape a town.
[03:43] Hachi
    Which is why she shuns every club,
[03:46] ---
    even the ones she takes a liking to.
[03:49] Hachi
    When the Madame says that
    she will be returning,
[03:53] Hachi
    she intends to ruin us.
[03:57] Hachi
    Tomorrow, she will no longer
    be a goddess of fortune,
[03:59] Hachi
    but a goddess of death.
[04:05] Shin
    Wh-Why?!
[04:07] Shin
    Did something happen to upset her?
[04:09] Hachi
    We're talking about the most
    powerful socialite under the sun.
[04:12] Hachi
    I would assume that she didn't like
    some aspect of the experience.
[04:15] Shin
    So you don't actually want to quit.
[04:18] Shin
    You just think that this
    place will be shut down.
[04:20] Gin
    Speaking of which, I don't
    see any other hosts around.
[04:23] Hachi
    Yes, they're all too scared to work.
[04:28] Kyo
    I'm very sorry.
[04:30] Kyo
    Our failure will ruin the entire town.
[04:34] Kyo
    But while I've given up on the club,
[04:37] ---
    I won't let her ruin this town.
[04:40] Kyo
    I swear on my pride as a host.
[04:42] Hachi
    But how are we supposed to entertain the
[04:45] ---
    Madame when everyone's gone?
[04:46] Kyo
    Nevertheless, we must do
[04:48] ---
    what we can to curry the Madame's favor.
[04:51] Gin
    How many?
[04:52] Both
    Huh?
[04:53] Gin
    How many dashing, young men do you require?
[04:58] Gin
    And...
[05:00] Gin
    Are you positive that she's rich, boss?
SIGN    We Are All Hosts, In Capital Letters
[05:14] Gin
    Listen up!
[05:15] Gin
    We're going to scout the Kabuki district for
[05:17] ---
    Hunks of the Zodiac to take on the Madame!
[05:21] Gin
    Everyone ready?
[05:22] Gin
    Just do it!
[05:24] Both
    Sparkling!
[05:25] Shin
    Okay!
[05:26] Shin
    My life is yours.
[05:30] Kagura
    Consider it done.
[05:34] Gin
    Ignore anyone below a Bronze Saint.
[05:38] Gin
    Ideally, we want Silver Saints.
[05:40] Kagura
    Excuse me! I have no idea
    what that means! Whoo-hoo!
[05:43] Gin
    In other words, we don't want
    anyone uglier than Isao Hashizume,
[05:47] Gin
    and anyone more handsome than
    Makoto Fujita is too handsome,
[05:51] Gin
    so reject them too!
[05:52] Shin
    You just eliminated the
    majority of the human race!
[05:54] Shin
    What's the difference
    between bronze and silver?!
[05:58] Gin
    In other words,
[05:59] Gin
    make sure you don't bring any Gold Saints
[06:03] Gin
    like Masaharu Fukuyama or Shun Oguri.
[06:05] Gin
    They'll make us look bad
    and scare the customers.
[06:10] Shin
    So you want us to bring ugly people?!
[06:13] Gin
    Just go!
[06:14] Kyo
    Uh... Excuse me, Odd Jobs.
[06:17] Kyo
    I appreciate the help, but
    this isn't such an easy job.
[06:22] Kyo
    Looks are only a starting point.
[06:24] Kyo
    Hosts must have personalities
    that draw people to them.
[06:28] Gin
    So you're saying that I'm
    all looks and no substance?
[06:33] Gin
    Just a pretty face?
[06:34] Kyo
    Uh, I never said that.
[06:36] Kyo
    And I never said that you
    were particularly handsome.
[06:39] Gin
    In other words, it's what's
    inside that counts.
[06:47] Kyo
    E-Er, I guess...
[06:48] Gin
    And that's what we're focused on.
[06:51] Madao
    Gin-san, I heard you had a job for me.
[06:54] Kyo
    Huh?
[06:55] Kyo
    This is worse than I expected!
[06:57] Kyo
    And is he wearing paper?!
[06:59] Kyo
    Hold on a second.
SIGN    I want to meet Jang Geun-suk.
[07:01] Kyo
    Wouldn't he considered a Cardboard Saint?
[07:03] Madao
    This isn't cardboard.
[07:05] Madao
    Look, I also used newspaper
    and colorful t-shirts.
[07:10] Madao
    It's kind of like a suit.
[07:12] Kyo
    No, it's not.
[07:13] Kyo
    And your necklace is somebody's
    Tanabata wish card.
[07:17] Madao
    Sorry, boss.
[07:19] Madao
    I was aiming for a hosty, flashy look.
[07:23] Kyo
    Uh, do you understand what
    it means to be a host?
[07:26] Gin
    He may not look like much on the outside,
[07:28] Gin
    but he's a hard worker on the inside.
[07:30] Gin
    Like a J Leaguer.
[07:32] Gin
    Welcome aboard!
[07:35] Gin
    Look, he's even sporting
    a sponsor on his back.
SIGN    Aomori Apples
[07:39] Gin
    And he's got bling around his neck.
[07:41] Gin
    And we're planning a
    shotgun wedding with Rosa!
[07:44] Kyo
    U-Uh, Odd Jobs?
[07:47] Kyo
    We work in the service industry,
    so I need someone more...
[07:51] Gin
    Don't worry. I've got it covered.
[07:55] Gin
    I happen to know this handsome fellow
    who works in the service industry.
[07:59] Gin
    And I'm not talking about
    one of those metrosexuals
[08:00] Gin
    that are all the rage these days.
[08:02] Gin
    This one's a real macho...
[08:04] Otae
    Did you just call me macho?!
[08:07] Shin
    Sis!
[08:09] Otae
    Shin-chan, explain yourself.
[08:13] Otae
    I came because you told me
[08:14] ---
    that Hideyoshi's lost
    treasure had been found!
[08:17] Shin
    Y-You've got it wrong, Sis!
[08:18] Shin
    I was saying that we could obtain wealth
[08:21] ---
    that would rival Hideyoshi's lost treasure,
[08:23] Shin
    so just bear with us.
[08:24] Otae
    Shut your mouth!
[08:26] Otae
    Why should I dress up like a
    man and work at a host club?!
[08:29] Kagura
    See, she's so manly.
[08:31] Gin
    Listen to me, Otae!
[08:32] Gin
    There isn't much difference between
    a hostess club and a host club!
[08:34] Gin
    The only difference is the gender!
[08:36] Gin
    Which means you're already a host...
[08:39] Kyo
    P-Please calm yourself, Otae-san.
[08:41] Kyo
    You have it all wrong.
[08:43] Kyo
    I thought that the top hostess
    in the Kabuki district...
[08:46] Otae
    Huh?
[08:47] Kyo
    ...would be able to introduce
    us to some handsome men.
[08:51] Kyo
    Since you must be very popular with the guys.
[08:54] Otae
    Huh? O-Oh...
[08:56] Otae
    Please, Kyoshiro-san!
[09:01] Madao
    Boss!
[09:03] Otae
    Handsome men?
[09:05] Otae
    I suppose that I know a few.
[09:09] Otae
    Who should I choose?
[09:10] Otae
    This is so difficult!
[09:12] Kondo
    Oh, Otae-san. Did you need me for something?
[09:14] Shin
    And here comes someone who was
    never invited to the party!
[09:17] Shin
    Why is he acting like we
    begged him to come here?!
[09:19] ---
    I want to punch him in the face!
[09:21] Kondo
    I understand, Otae-san.
[09:24] Kondo
    You didn't want to ask me to be a host
[09:26] Kondo
    because you didn't want to risk losing me
[09:28] ---
    to some other girl, right?
[09:30] Kondo
    I saw it all transpire.
[09:32] Shin
    Nothing like that ever happened!
[09:34] Shin
    How long have you been
    watching us, you stalker?!
[09:37] Kondo
    Don't worry. Nobody can steal my heart.
[09:41] Kondo
    Isao will forever be your personal hostalker.
SIGN    Host + Stalker = Hostalker
[09:45] Shin
    Nobody would want you as a personal host.
[09:48] Gin
    Hostcar?
[09:49] Gin
    Hey, guys.
[09:50] Gin
    This guy wants a host's car.
[09:53] Gin
    We can have him carry our stuff.
[09:55] Kondo
    Wait! That's not what I said!
[09:56] Kagura
    We've got enough people now.
[09:58] Kagura
    Let's head back, boys!
[10:02] Kyo
    U-Uh, excuse me.
[10:05] Kyo
    I would like everyone to
    take an aptitude test.
[10:09] Gin
    Aptitude test?
[10:10] Kyo
    Yes, since a host's job
    is to chat with girls.
[10:16] Kyo
    I would like all of you to talk to
    girls and bring them to the club.
[10:23] Kyo
    You can pretend that you're
    trying to pick up the girls.
[10:27] Kyo
    At first glance, hosts may
    appear to operate solo,
[10:31] Kyo
    but that's only when customers
    request you by name.
[10:36] Kyo
    Temporary help typically
    plays a supporting role.
[10:40] Kyo
    In other words, teamwork is critical.
[10:43] Kyo
    Show me that you can cover
    for each other's mistakes
[10:47] ---
    and accomplish your job.
[10:50] Kyo
    Is that their target?
[10:53] Madao
    Oh, excuse me.
[10:55] Kyo
    He bumped into her to
    create an excuse to talk.
[10:57] Girl
    Oh, no. I wasn't paying attention.
[10:59] Madao
    Uh, excuse me...
[11:02] Madao
    I believe this dropped from your back.
[11:05] Madao
    Feather.
[11:06] Kyo
    Uh, you're the one who
    just dropped everything!
SIGN    I want to meet Jang Geun-suk.
[11:09] Kyo
    The suit fell apart when he bumped into her!
[11:11] Kyo
    Somebody help him!
[11:13] Kagura
    Oh, sorry.
[11:14] Kagura
    That belongs to me.
[11:16] Kyo
    How is that supposed to help?!
[11:18] ---
    And that feather was yours?!
[11:20] Madao
    Uh, she looks more like an angel to me.
[11:24] Kagura
    No, I'm the angel.
[11:25] Madao
    Well, can you prove it?
[11:27] Kyo
    Don't you people have more important
    things to be talking about?!
[11:30] Shin
    Hey! What are you people doing?!
[11:32] Kyo
    Crap! It's the police!
[11:34] Kyo
    They can't pick up girls now!
[11:35] Shin
    Why not use rock, paper, scissors
[11:36] Shin
    to decide?
[11:38] Kyo
    You're joining in?!
[11:40] Kyo
    Why do you people keep striking funny poses?!
[11:43] Kagura
    Okay. We'll use rock, paper, scissors
    to determine who the feather belongs to.
[11:46] Girl
    Um, I'm not an angel.
[11:49] Shin
    Just do as we say.
[11:50] Girl
    Um, I'm in a hurry.
[11:52] Kyo
    Hey! You're scaring her off!
[11:55] Madao
    Well, you should just give it a try.
[11:57] Girl
    As I've been saying...
[11:59] Otae
    I'm not an angel!
[12:02] Kyo
    You too!
[12:04] Kyo
    What was the point of this entire exchange?!
[12:04] All
    We're sorry!
[12:06] Kyo
    It was nothing more than a sham!
[12:11] Gin
    What is with those people?
[12:14] Gin
    There must be something wrong with them.
[12:16] Girl
    You're absolutely right.
[12:17] Girl
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[12:19] Gin
    No, don't be.
[12:21] Gin
    I'm the one who approached you.
[12:24] Kyo
    C-Could it be?!
[12:25] Kyo
    This is the main event?!
[12:27] Girl
    Th-Then I'll be going now!
[12:30] Gin
    Ah, please wait.
[12:32] Girl
    Huh?
[12:33] Kyo
    So the entire sequence was
    one giant accident designed
[12:38] Kyo
    to create an opening in her heart?!
[12:41] Gin
    You dropped this. It's not a feather.
[12:45] Girl
    Huh? This is...
[12:47] Gin
    I-I'm sorry.
[12:48] ---
    But I would love to
[12:54] Gin
    talk with you again.
[12:58] Gin
    Well, if you happen to have some time,
[13:01] ---
    feel free to drop by.
[13:04] Gin
    As luck would have it,
[13:05] ---
    I'm always available since
    no one ever asks for me.
[13:07] Kyo
    And he used a subtle invitation
    instead of a direct one
[13:11] Kyo
    to soften the bad rep that
    comes with being a host!
[13:13] Girl
    S-So you're a host.
[13:16] Gin
    No, I might be the devil.
[13:19] Kyo
    And then he shows his wild side?!
[13:23] Girl
    U-Um, I-I might visit your club then,
[13:29] Girl
    just to see what it's like, I guess...
[13:32] Gin
    I invite you to Takamagahara,
    a refuge for angels.
[13:37] Kyo
    He landed her?!
[13:39] Kyo
    They were able to recover
    from that horrible beginning!
[13:42] Kyo
    No, this was all part of their plan!
[13:46] Kyo
    Maybe... Just maybe they can pull it off!
[13:50] Gin
    The club is nearby, so allow
    me to escort you there.
[13:53] Gin
    It wouldn't do to let an
    angel get her feet dirty.
[13:55] Girl
    You're too kind...
[13:57] Kyo
    They may be able to put up a
    fight against the Madame!
[14:01] Gin
    Now.
[14:01] Kondo
    Vroom!
[14:03] Gin
    Please get on.
[14:07] Gin
    What's wrong? You've never
    seen a hostcar before?
[14:10] Kondo
    Vroom!
[14:11] Gin
    It's a comfortable ride.
[14:14] Gin
    Down, boy.
[14:15] Gin
    Hey, stop it.
[14:16] Gin
    Hold up now.
[14:17] Gin
    You're going the wrong way!
SIGN    Dream Castle
[14:21] Gin
    Come on now.
[14:22] Gin
    This is a completely
    different kind of refuge.
[14:25] Gin
    Seriously.
[14:27] Gin
    Oh, well.
[14:28] Gin
    Let's go inside for a bit...
SIGN    Shinsengumi
[14:32] Girl
    Help! Police!
[14:34] Girl
    That host is very weird!
[14:39] Toshi
    What's wrong with you?
[14:41] Gin
    What's wrong with you?
[14:43] Kondo
    Yeah!
[14:44] Both
    We're just your average weird hosts!
[14:57] Kyo
    Uh, I asked you guys to bring customers.
[15:03] Kyo
    Why did you get yourself arrested?
[15:06] Gin
    Boss.
[15:07] Gin
    We would have landed two or three girls
[15:10] ---
    if it wasn't for these rotten cops.
[15:13] Gin
    Ain't that right, ISAO?
[15:15] Kondo
    GIN is absolutely right.
[15:17] Kondo
    Cops are getting so anal these days.
[15:22] Kondo
    It's getting hard to live in this town.
[15:24] Toshi
    You're in charge of those cops!
[15:26] Kondo
    That's ancient history.
[15:28] Kondo
    I've abandoned my position
    and prestige for Otae-san
[15:32] Kondo
    to start over from the bottom
    of society as a hostalker!
[15:38] Okita
    Kondo-san, I think you'll be
    starting from the Jomon period.
[15:43] Toshi
    We're leaving.
[15:45] Toshi
    If you want a job as a car,
    you can be a patrol car
[15:47] ---
    that helps keep the streets safe.
[15:48] Kondo
    Hosts also keep the streets safe!
[15:51] Kondo
    If we don't do anything, that
    Madame will ruin this town!
[15:55] Okita
    What are you babbling about?
[15:58] Kondo
    GIN! Help me out here!
[16:00] Kondo
    This club will be in trouble without its ace!
[16:02] Kondo
    Whitebeard and Luffy won't stand for this!
[16:05] Gin
    Just feed him one banana a day.
[16:08] Gin
    If he still runs slow, have
    him hold his own banana.
[16:11] Kondo
    No!
[16:12] Kondo
    I'll be turned into a circus show gorilla!
[16:14] Toshi
    Stop struggling and come with us!
[16:16] Kondo
    Boss!
[16:18] Kyo
    Uh, could you wait a moment?
[16:20] Kondo
    Boss!
[16:22] Kyo
    No, I wasn't talking to the gorilla.
[16:24] Kyo
    This could very well be...
[16:28] Kyo
    This could very well be it!
SIGN    Takamagahara
[16:32] A
    What? Really?
[16:34] B
    You bet!
[16:36] Otae
    Ladies, do you have any plans tonight?
[16:40] Otae
    If not, why not drop by Takamagahara,
[16:43] ---
    the refuge for angels, to rest your wings?
[16:47] A
    Huh? Takamagahara's open again?
[16:51] B
    I heard that they were closed
    because a bunch of hosts quit.
[16:55] C
    Yeah.
[16:56] Otae
    The club has reopened with many new hosts.
[17:00] A
    Really?
[17:01] B
    But the new hosts are probably ugly.
[17:04] C
    I bet.
[17:06] Otae
    Absolutely not.
[17:07] Otae
    The hosts here are all handsome men
[17:10] Otae
    selected from all over Edo.
[17:12] Otae
    I promise that they will make
    this a very magical night.
[17:19] Okita
    Welcome.
[17:20] Toshi
    To New Takamagahara.
[17:22] Okita
    You won't be getting any sleep
    tonight, my little pussy cats.
[17:26] Toshi
    We're gonna have a HOT and COOL party here.
[17:30] Toshi
    Here we go!
[17:32] Toshi
    Let's party!
[17:34] All
    Okay!
[17:36] Toshi
    Hell no!
[17:38] Toshi
    Why are we partying?!
[17:42] Toshi
    When did Kondo-san turn
    into Harley Gorillason?!
[17:45] Kyo
    You definitely fit the part.
[17:48] Kyo
    My eyes haven't failed me.
[17:50] Kyo
    Please.
[17:52] Kyo
    I need your help to protect
    this town from the Madame.
[17:56] Toshi
    Screw that.
[17:58] Toshi
    Samurai do not fool around.
[18:01] Kondo
    The Shinsengumi are obligated
    to protect this town,
[18:04] Kondo
    so this is our duty!
[18:05] Toshi
    I don't think it's our duty
    to wear handles on our heads.
[18:09] Kondo
    This is an order from your chief.
[18:11] Kondo
    We're partying all night!
[18:13] Toshi
    There's a party in your
    head every single day!
[18:17] Okita
    Now, now. Calm down.
[18:19] Okita
    Get yourself a drink,
[18:20] Okita
    TOSHI.
[18:21] Toshi
    Don't call me TOSHI!
[18:23] Toshi
    And why are you already
    entertaining customers?!
[18:25] Okita
    I'm not sure what this is about,
[18:27] ---
    but I've figured out how this works.
[18:29] Okita
    I just have to trick dumb
    bitches into giving me money
[18:32] ---
    while I eat and drink for free.
[18:34] A
    Aw, SOUGO is so mean!
[18:39] Okita
    Sorry. I wasn't talking about you.
[18:42] Okita
    Because you alone are special.
[18:46] Both
    Excuse me! Another bottle of Dom Perignon!
[18:49] Toshi
    He's a natural!
[18:50] Toshi
    This job was made for him!
[18:51] Toshi
    He's shining in all his evil glory!
[18:54] Kyo
    Well, in any case,
[18:56] Kyo
    I'll be serving the Madame.
[18:58] Kyo
    The two of them will be my help.
[19:01] Kyo
    The rest of you will be help for the help.
[19:04] Shin
    Why would you need help for the help?!
[19:06] Shin
    Even the Beatles didn't use that much help!
[19:08] Gin
    Screw that!
[19:10] Gin
    I'm not going to be reduced to help for them!
[19:12] Gin
    He basically looks like
    Shinpachi without the glasses!
[19:15] Kagura
    Yeah!
[19:16] Kagura
    Yeah, if Gin-chan dyed his hair
    black, they would look the same!
[19:19] Both
    My face isn't that dumb!
[19:22] Shin
    What?!
[19:23] Gin
    You're getting a cocky
    because you rose two places
[19:26] ---
    in the third character poll.
[19:28] Gin
    I might not be so popular in 2D,
[19:30] Gin
    but in 3D, everyone wants me!
[19:33] Shin
    Could you stop fighting?!
[19:35] Shin
    And what does 3D have to do with anything?!
[19:37] Gin
    I don't need any lip from the
[19:38] ---
    person who's miraculously placed
    8th three times in a row!
[19:40] Toshi
    Fool. You're lucky the
    author sucks at drawing.
[19:45] Toshi
    In 3D, you would look like Yo Oizumi.
[19:48] ---
    A hairball!
[19:50] Shin
    Calm down, Hijikata-san!
[19:52] Shin
    What's so bad about Yo Oizumi?!
[19:54] Toshi
    Shut up, Hat Trick!
[19:55] Gin
    What?! In 3D, you would look
    like Daisuke Sakaguchi!
[20:00] Shin
    That's me!
[20:01] Toshi
    That's bullshit! Even his
    glasses look like the number 8!
[20:05] Shin
    All glasses look like the number 8!
[20:07] Shin
    Cut this out now!
[20:09] Shin
    Eight is for my name, my
    glasses, my 8th place...
[20:12] Otae
    Please. Stop fighting.
[20:15] Otae
    Everyone should get along.
[20:17] Otae
    Teamwork is important for hosts.
[20:20] Kyo
    You're absolutely right.
[20:22] Kyo
    We need to work together
    to satisfy the Madame.
[20:25] Kyo
    If you follow my instructions, we'll be fine.
[20:28] Kyo
    I normally don't need help,
[20:30] ---
    so I'll try to do as much as I can myself.
[20:33] Kyo
    Otae-san, we'll send the
    customers home at 9 PM.
[20:36] Kyo
    I want every person on
    standby for the Madame.
[20:39] Otae
    Er, you don't want any
    other customers around?
[20:42] Kyo
    Yes, is there a problem?
[20:44] Otae
    Sorry, I thought you wanted some excitement,
[20:48] Otae
    so I invited a lot of people.
[20:52] All
    Ooh! It's been so long, Kyoshiro-sama!
[20:59] Saigo
    Thank you for the invitation.
[21:02] Saigo
    You must have really missed us.
[21:05] Agomi
    Kyoshiro-sama is so happy that
    he's foaming at the mouth!
[21:08] Agomi
    I love it!
[21:09] A
    Fabulous!
[21:11] Shin
    It's the Saigo trannies!
[21:13] Saigo
    Hey, Otae.
[21:15] Saigo
    Is it true that you're footing the bill?
[21:18] Otae
    Yes, we're going all out
    to celebrate the reopening.
[21:22] Shin
    Uh, nobody gave you
    permission to do that, Sis!
[21:24] Saigo
    Okay! We'll be drinking 'til
    morning, Kyoshiro-sama!
[21:29] Shin
    Wait! Kyoshiro-san!
[21:29] Otae
    Enjoy yourselves.
[21:31] Kyo
    H-Help...
[21:35] Madao
    The Madame isn't even here and
    he's already asking for help.
[21:39] Kagura
    No, he's literally asking for help,
[21:41] Kagura
    as in "oh my god help me
    please," so we can ignore him.
[21:44] Shin
    We can't ignore him!
[21:46] Shin
    And the Madame is about to come!
[21:50] Shin
    We haven't even started,
[21:52] Shin
    and Kyoshiro-san has already been
    hunted down by the monsters!
[21:56] Kyo
    Help...
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    Next Episode
    Girls Like Vegeta, Guys Like Piccolo
[23:30] Gin
    Next time:
[23:31] All
    Girls like Vegeta, guys like Piccolo!
SIGN    Uninvited guests keep showing up!! Madame Yagami also arrives!!
SIGN    GIN and the other hosts must make do without Kyoshiro. What will happen?!