E25 - A Shared Soup Pot Is a Microcosm of Life

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[00:01] Shinpachi
    Well, Gin Tama the anime is about to start its third season.
[00:05] Gintoki
    For a while there, I thought they were gonna cancel us.
[00:09] Kagura
    We made it by the skin of our teeth.
[00:10] Shinpachi
    No one expected us to last, so they didn't write any stories for the third season yet.
[00:16] Gintoki
    Whatever, they can just create those special "highlight" episodes using old clips and rearranging them.
[00:21] Kagura
    They can insert two or three new clips and fool everyone.
[00:25] Shinpachi
    Hey!
[00:25] Gintoki
    Well then, why don't we go down memory lane with the past episodes?
[00:28] Kagura
    So what sort of things have happened, huh?
[00:31] ---
    Like Shinpachi getting stuck in that ditch and Shinpachi puking in his sleep,
[00:34] ---
    and Shinpachi puking in his sleep...
[00:35] Shinpachi
    Hey! That's a big lie! Besides, why mention it twice?!
[00:39] Gintoki
    Whatever! Shinpachi, recap everything that's happened up to now.
[00:42] Shinpachi
    No thanks. Men don't relive the past.
[00:45] Gintoki
    Hey, you're talking back!
[00:48] Gintoki
    I guess six months does make a difference to humans.
[00:50] Kagura
    Oh yes, they change.
[00:52] Kagura
    In six months, this little weakling has turned into a macho lover boy.
[00:56] Shinpachi
    That's not true! Absolutely not true!
[00:58] Kagura
    Act now and you can get a can of protein powder free!
[01:00] Shinpachi
    No thanks! I still have some at home.
[01:02] Gintoki
    You actually ordered it?
[01:04] Shinpachi
    Yeah, unsuspectingly.
[01:06] Kagura
    A jug works better than those silly muscle-building machines.
[01:10] Shinpachi
    It doesn't work. You're being fooled!
[01:11] Gintoki
    She means jugs you fill with water and use to do lifts.
[01:14] Shinpachi
    Are you some Jackie Chan? And besides, he's already fifty!
[01:18] Gintoki
    Oh man, when'd I stop going to see his movies?
[01:21] ---
    I guess Jackie Chan is the turning point when a boy turns into a man.
[01:23] Shinpachi
    That's a disputable dividing line.
[01:25] Gintoki
    Jackie will make those who belittle him cry!
[01:28] Shinpachi
    I will not!
[01:29] Gintoki
    Try jumping off a watchtower or a chandelier!
[01:32] Shinpachi
    I will not! Like I can! Why are you so hooked on Jackie today?!
[01:37] ---
    Do you live in Jackie Village or something?!
[01:39] Gintoki
    Okay, has it been five minutes, yet?
[01:41] Kagura
    Nope, only one minute and fifty seconds. There's still lots more time.
[01:45] Shinpachi
    Don't you think, maybe...if we keep doing this, the higher-ups will get angry?
[01:49] Kagura
    Higher-ups? Like who?
[01:51] Shinpachi
    Well, I mean... Someone watching this or being shown this...or being made to listen to this.
[01:57] ---
    People like that.
[01:58] Gintoki
    Man, what a pain.
[02:00] ---
    Oh well, let's start then.
SIGN    [The Gin Tama anime third season special! Famous, exciting and moving scenes by Odd Jobs members.]
SIGN    [By the way, the host for "Ladies 4" was changed to the son of Tokumitsu-san, you know.]
[03:40] Shinpachi
    Hey, are we still on this cut?!
[03:42] Kagura
    Let's start then.
[03:44] ---
    The Gin Tama anime third season special!
[03:47] Gintoki
    The "This happened, that happened, so many things happened" highlight special!
[03:50] Gintoki
    Let's get started!
[03:59] Gintoki
    Hey, this is supposed to be a highlight special.
[04:01] Gintoki
    We're supposed to look back. Someone reminisce!
[04:04] Shinpachi
    Nope. The pot needs to be watched. I'll watch it, so you two can reminisce.
[04:10] Gintoki
    I'll watch the pot, Shinpachi, so start.
[04:13] ---
    You were made for this kind of thing! Have some confidence in yourself.
[04:16] Shinpachi
    I don't like compliments like that.
[04:19] ---
    Kagura-chan, say something.
[04:20] Kagura
    No way! While I'm looking away, you guys will eat all the meat.
[04:28] Gintoki
    Sheesh, give us a break, will you?
[04:32] Gintoki
    You really think we'd do anything that despicable?
[04:36] Gintoki
    Really, this is such a happy occasion. Don't say such hurtful things!
[04:41] Shinpachi
    Yeah. Yeah.
[04:43] Gintoki
    Sure, we hardly ever get to eat sukiyaki.
[04:46] ---
    But this is a special occasion and we're here to celebrate.
[04:52] ---
    And you had to say such an awful thing. I'm depressed.
[04:56] Shinpachi
    You were wrong just now, Kagura-chan. So apologize.
[05:02] Kagura
    M'kay, dammit.
[05:04] Kagura
    My bad. I said a stupid thing.
[05:05] Gintoki
    Now!
SIGN    ["A Shared Soup Pot is a Microcosm of Life"]
[05:22] Shinpachi
    Oh man, the precious meat is broken up into bits.
[05:26] Gintoki
    You guys pulled it apart. So much drama over silly sukiyaki.
[05:33] Kagura
    Damn it! You guys tricked me!
[05:35] Kagura
    It's your fault that my heart is turning blacker and colder!
[05:40] Gintoki
    That's how we grow up to become adults.
[05:42] Gintoki
    Aren't you lucky? You took one step towards becoming a grown up.
[05:46] ---
    Didn't I teach you that meal times are like a battlefield? Have you forgotten?
[05:50] Kagura
    I'll never believe anything Gin-chan says ever again!
[05:53] ---
    You're all enemies! I won't trust anyone.
[05:56] Gintoki
    That's a good thing to keep in mind. Hate me more. Blame me! And curse me!
[06:01] ---
    Use the power of that hatred to make it through this rotten world.
[06:05] Kagura
    It's your head that's rotten!
[06:08] Gintoki
    Then tell me what's inside that hair bun head of yours?
[06:08] Shinpachi (M)
    This is bad. So it's come down to this.
[06:11] ---
    Having a sukiyaki dinner here at Odd Jobs
[06:12] Kagura
    What's in here are the pure thoughts of a young girl.
[06:14] ---
    is like throwing Tomoko Matsushima into a den of lions.
[06:16] Gintoki
    Pure? Well then, my Gin Tama soul is filled with a man's ambitions.
[06:18] Shinpachi (M)
    At this rate, all the beef will be torn into shreds before it even hits our tongues.
[06:21] Kagura
    More like radioactive waste.
[06:23] Shinpachi (M)
    Rather than thinking about how to eat more meat than anyone else,
[06:24] Gintoki
    What's that supposed to mean? There isn't a pun anywhere in that line.
[06:26] Shinpachi (M)
    I should be thinking about protecting it from those greedy two.
[06:26] Kagura
    I'm sick and tired of your old jokes.
[06:29] ---
    But they're hot-headed right now. If I clumsily stop them, it may backfire.
[06:30] Gintoki
    I don't give a damn!
[06:31] Gintoki
    The cute little girl with the poison tongue. That's so yesterday.
[06:35] Kagura
    The old, ignorant man. That's old news.
[06:35] Shinpachi (M)
    No... They're stupid, but their pride is first class. If I provoke that...
[06:39] ---
    Yuck! What's this smell of old age!!
[06:41] Shinpachi (M)
    It's a huge risk, but this is the only way to protect the beef!
[06:44] Gintoki
    A kid like you wouldn't understand the mature body odor of a grown-up.
[06:47] Shinpachi
    That's enough for me.
[06:51] Shinpachi
    I don't want to eat if we're gonna fight over it. This is stupid.
[06:55] Shinpachi
    Actually, I had yakiniku with my sister yesterday.
[06:59] ---
    I had too much to eat... More like, I can have it anytime I want.
[07:04] ---
    So you two can go at it.
[07:09] Shinpachi (M)
    Come!
[07:10] Shinpachi (M)
    Come on!
[07:11] Shinpachi (M)
    Bring it on!
[07:18] Gintoki
    Oh well...
[07:19] Gintoki
    It's not like I really wanted to eat meat anyway.
[07:23] ---
    We came into some money, so I thought we'd splurge and have a nabe hot pot.
[07:26] ---
    If it's gonna be like this, I give up. Let's stop.
[07:28] ---
    You all okay with that?
[07:30] Kagura
    Yeah, fine with me!
[07:33] Kagura
    I'm not particularly eager to eat beef. I'm a vegetarian, after all!
[07:37] Gintoki
    Let's stop already, forget the sukiyaki!
[07:39] Kagura
    You can have it, dammit!
[07:42] Shinpachi (M)
    Yes! But I think my act was more effective than I anticipated.
[07:45] Shinpachi (M)
    It feels like this might end right here.
[07:49] Shinpachi (M)
    Damn, I'm the one that started saying such a thing.
[07:53] Shinpachi (M)
    So I can't backtrack and suggest we heat up the nabe again.
[07:55] Shinpachi (M)
    Besides, it's embarrassing.
[07:58] Gintoki (M)
    This is bad.
[08:00] Gintoki (M)
    I wanted to gauge the situation, so I followed along with Shinpachi,
[08:04] Gintoki (M)
    but I didn't expect Kagura to agree.
[08:07] Gintoki (M)
    It'll be next to impossible to start up the nabe again.
[08:10] Gintoki (M)
    However, if I don't do anything, there won't be a nabe dinner.
[08:15] Gintoki (M)
    And we haven't even started.
[08:17] ---
    No way! I must avoid that at all costs.
[08:19] Gintoki (M)
    Someone, make a move.
[08:20] Gintoki (M)
    I want to eat meat. I'm craving it so badly. I want to stuff myself with it!
[08:25] ---
    Come on, Shinpachi. Say something. Please! I'll give you 300 yen!
[08:29] Shinpachi (M)
    Come on, someone! Say something! I want to eat meat.
[08:32] Shinpachi (M)
    Actually, I haven't eaten any meat for nearly six months!
[08:35] Shinpachi (M)
    We're all the same! We're all one at heart!
[08:42] Gintoki
    Huh? What? Hey, Kagura, what's up? Are you hungry?
[08:47] Kagura
    No, I'm not. That was a fart.
[08:49] Shinpachi
    No, that wasn't a fart. That was your stomach growling.
[08:52] Shinpachi
    I'm sure of it. So what? Are you that hungry?
[08:54] Kagura
    I'm not hungry. I'm full.
[08:56] Gintoki
    Well, if you're that hungry, shall we have the nabe, after all?
[08:59] ---
    It doesn't matter to me, but what do you wanna do?
[09:02] Shinpachi
    Kagura-chan, don't hold back if you're hungry. I'm okay either way.
[09:06] Gintoki
    Well, it's right in front of us. But it doesn't matter to me.
[09:10] Shinpachi
    Yes. It is wasteful, I guess. I'm okay either way, though.
[09:15] Kagura
    I'm hungry, but it's okay. I have my pickled seaweed.
[09:18] Gintoki/Shinpachi
    You idiot!
[09:20] Gintoki
    You're a growing child!
[09:22] Gintoki
    What do you think will happen if you suck on stuff like that and don't eat properly?!
[09:24] Shinpachi
    Don't you feel grateful towards the farmers and the cow?!
[09:30] Shinpachi
    C'mon. You can have some of mine.
[09:34] Kagura
    Really?
[09:35] Gintoki
    Sure. I said I bought it for you guys.
[09:39] Gintoki
    Hurry and eat, kid. Or I'll kill you!
[09:49] Gintoki
    Oh well, shall we eat too, then?
[09:51] Gintoki
    Not that I'm especially hungry.
[09:53] ---
    What a bother.
[09:55] ---
    But if I don't join you, I'll spoil the mood. Shinpachi, you eat too.
[10:00] Shinpachi
    Oh okay. I'm not craving meat much either.
[10:04] Shinpachi
    But I've been taught that it's wasteful to leave such things uneaten.
[10:09] Shinpachi (M)
    Phew...got past that hurdle. But it's harder than before to reach for some meat.
[10:17] Shinpachi (M)
    After refusing the sukiyaki, there's an air of hesitation now.
[10:24] Shinpachi (M)
    Isn't there something to break this tension?
[10:27] Gintoki (M)
    Isn't there something?
[10:32] Gintoki/Shinpachi
    Isn't there...something?!
[10:48] Katsura
    That was a close call.
SIGN    [Finally lost them.]
[10:52] Shinpachi (M)
    Never mind that. What're you guys doing here?!
SIGN    [Excuse us.]
[10:55] Katsura
    There was an unforeseen circumstance.
[10:58] Gintoki
    Oh yeah?
[10:59] Gintoki (M)
    You big liar!
[11:01] Katsura
    Sorry, but we need to hide out some egg here.
[11:03] Katsura
    We'll try our beef not to trouble you and take advantage of your green onions.
[11:05] Katsura
    We're sorry konjak. We're grateful - sukiyaki.
[11:07] Shinpachi (M)
    What's he saying?!
SIGN    [Don't mind us. Please continue eating.]
[11:12] Gintoki (M)
    At it again, eh, Zura?
[11:14] Katsura (M)
    It's not Zura. It's Katsura.
[11:16] Gintoki (M)
    Yeah right. It's so obvious he's lying!
[11:18] ---
    But his entrance has helped change the mood in here. But we can't let him join in.
[11:22] Katsura
    Oh, you figured it out?
[11:24] Gintoki (M)
    I'll bet he's got it all planned, up to that last line.
[11:28] Shinpachi
    Oh please. Let's all enjoy this together.
[11:32] Gintoki (M)
    Wh-What?! What is this pretty boy thinking?!
[11:35] Gintoki (M)
    Trying to act so nice and sweet!
[11:38] Gintoki (M)
    Sweeter than mixing strawberry milk and sweet bean jam!
[11:41] ---
    Hey, that sounds good. I'll try it next time.
[11:44] ---
    But anyway...!
SIGN    [Oh, really? Well then, maybe just a little.]
[11:46] Katsura
    Thank you.
[11:48] Shinpachi (M)
    The aura of hesitation that our war of words created has dissipated thanks to their entrance.
[11:54] ---
    So now...
[11:55] Shinpachi (M)
    The challenge is who will go on the offensive in this quiet calm
[11:58] Shinpachi (M)
    and grab the first piece of beef!
[12:02] Gintoki (M)
    The one prepared to own up to the descriptions, "nasty-spirited" and "food greedy."
[12:07] Gintoki (M)
    Whoever takes the first grab regardless of the others before him, will have the right to control the nabe!
[12:13] Gintoki (M)
    And he is the...
SIGN    
[12:15] Gintoki/Shinpachi (M)
    Nabe Shogun!
[12:18] Gintoki (M)
    Here goes the first strategy!
[12:20] Shinpachi (M)
    The one who takes command wins!
[12:22] Shinpachi (M)
    At this point, the one closest to being the Nabe Shogun is Kagura-chan.
[12:27] Shinpachi (M)
    Although she hasn't actually touched the nabe pot,
[12:30] Shinpachi (M)
    once she finishes eating what's in her bowl,
[12:31] Shinpachi (M)
    she has the power right now to reach naturally for the next serving.
[12:34] Gintoki (M)
    But there's no need to worry about her.
[12:37] ---
    From her face, it's obvious that she's relishing the taste of the shirataki.
[12:41] ---
    Among girls her age, there are many fools who think
[12:45] ---
    that eating stuff like shirataki is cooler than eating high-caloric meat.
[12:49] Shinpachi (M)
    And these other two. They're not too dangerous.
[12:52] ---
    That's because both are here as guests.
[12:55] ---
    In their position, the chance that they'll make a grab for the nabe first is zero.
[12:58] ---
    After several urgings, they'll meekly take some white cabbage or shirataki.
[13:04] Gintoki (M)
    Nope, can't underestimate Zura.
[13:07] Katsura (M)
    It's not Zura, it's Katsura.
[13:09] Gintoki (M)
    There's a high possibility that he'll ignore this high-charged atmosphere
[13:10] Gintoki (M)
    and go right into the nabe with his chopsticks.
[13:13] ---
    I guess we can ignore that weird-looking beast.
[13:15] ---
    No way can he use chopsticks with those hands.
[13:19] Gintoki (M)
    Whoa! He's so dexterous!
[13:21] Gintoki (M)
    The biggest problem is with Shinpachi.
[13:24] Gintoki (M)
    He quickly figured out a young girl's tastes and preference,
[13:26] Gintoki (M)
    and offered up a huge serving of shirataki. No doubt, that guy is shrewd.
[13:31] Shinpachi (M)
    Darn it! Why didn't I offer a bowl to Gin-san after Kagura-chan?!
[13:37] Shinpachi (M)
    I take on the role of the generous friend, and then take a serving last for myself.
[13:41] Shinpachi (M)
    And in the process, if I had changed the layout of the food in the nabe...
[13:43] Shinpachi (M)
    or given myself the opportunity to reach into the nabe more often...
[13:46] Shinpachi (M)
    the title of Nabe Shogun would have been mine!
[13:50] Shinpachi (M)
    Wait! Kagura-chan is almost done eating.
[13:53] Shinpachi (M)
    How about if I offer to fill her bowl again?
[13:56] Shinpachi (M)
    No! I won't have a second chance.
[13:59] Shinpachi (M)
    That's because she's sure to want to do it herself this time.
[14:03] Shinpachi (M)
    She won't take kindly to someone's offer.
[14:05] Shinpachi (M)
    Well then...it's all or nothing!
[14:09] Shinpachi
    But, don't you agree?
[14:11] Shinpachi
    Friendship, persistence, victory...
[14:13] ---
    Kids these days know how short-lived friendship can be, as well as the futility of victory.
[14:18] ---
    So all you need is to be a genius.
[14:21] Shinpachi (M)
    Got it!
[14:26] Gintoki
    Hey, isn't the heat too low?
[14:27] Shinpachi (M)
    Wha--?!
[14:28] Gintoki (M)
    The Nabe Shogun...
[14:30] Gintoki (M)
    is me!
[14:35] Gintoki (M)
    Chopsticks?!
[14:36] Gintoki (M)
    No way! Not in that instant...?!
[14:41] Shinpachi (M)
    Go! Chopstick Scud Missile!
SIGN    [Whoa]
[14:50] Katsura (M)
    All these days of obscurity were for this moment!
[14:54] Gintoki (M)
    Damn, my side is wide open. Curse you, Zura!
[14:57] Katsura (M)
    It's not Zura, it's Katsura.
SIGN    [Meat]
[15:09] Kagura
    Oh sorry, I think I may have caught a cold.
SIGN    [She sneezed.]
[15:13] Gintoki/Shinpachi/Katsura (M)
    Huh?! What?!
[15:16] Gintoki (M)
    She didn't use her hands or her chopsticks, but with one sneeze...
[15:19] Shinpachi (M)
    She decided the outcome in one move?!
[15:21] Katsura (M)
    This strategy...
SIGN    [Whoever thought it could happen.]
[15:31] Gintoki (M)
    Well frankly, I don't feel like eating a nabe like that.
[15:35] Gintoki (M)
    She's the only one who'll eat the nabe now.
[15:38] ---
    Even if she won through her innocence and purity...
[15:42] Gintoki (M)
    No...this woman...!!
[15:44] Kagura (M)
    Heh-heh, the title of Nabe Shogun is mine.
[15:49] Katsura (M)
    She's not pure at all!
[15:51] Gintoki (M)
    This kid has shirataki coming out of her nose!
[15:54] Shinpachi (M)
    Kagura, what a frightening child!
SIGN    [Shivering]
[15:58] Kagura (M)
    Did you just realize it, boys?
[16:01] ---
    It all started when I made my stomach growl.
[16:02] ---
    All the while, I was concentrating on eating my shirataki. It was all an act.
[16:07] Kagura (M)
    It was a ruse to put all of you greenhorns off guard and take the seat of the Nabe Shogun.
[16:12] Kagura (M)
    Well, you can suck it up and watch as this little girl eats...all your beloved beef!
SIGN    [N-No way!]
SIGN    [Total defeat]
[16:23] Shinpachi (M)
    What?!
[16:24] Katsura (M)
    She's swallowing it in one gulp!
[16:25] Gintoki (M)
    People of the Yato Clan must have monstrous bellies!
[16:33] Katherine
    'Evening!
[16:34] Otose
    Say, what's this? Don't tell me you've all started?
[16:37] Otose
    How rude! I told you to wait until I closed shop.
[16:42] Katherine
    As if they know what patience means.
[16:46] Kagura (M)
    Too bad, old biddies. The beef you came to eat is all...
[16:51] Otose
    Hey, what's this meat?
[16:54] Otose
    Don't tell me you're having pork in sukiyaki?
[16:58] Otose
    Come on! Isn't this a party? How pitiful.
[17:01] Katherine
    It's perfect for these guys.
[17:05] Kagura (M)
    Pork?!
[17:08] Kagura (M)
    Th-That's ridiculous?! Pork? Impossible!
[17:13] Kagura (M)
    I know it tasted like beef.
[17:16] Kagura (M)
    The flavor of beef...like the beef bowl,
[17:18] Kagura (M)
    beef and egg bowl and BBQ beef bowl I always eat.
[17:21] Katsura (M)
    She's right! It was the same scent that I always get a whiff of...
[17:24] Katsura (M)
    The aroma that wafts through the air the moment that shop door opens.
[17:28] ---
    Well, I got the chance to taste it, but I know it was beef!
[17:31] Otose
    Move. This is my seat.
[17:34] Gintoki
    Cripes.
[17:37] Kagura (M)
    No way...!
[17:39] Katsura (M)
    No way...
[17:40] Gintoki (M)
    Yes, way.
[17:42] ---
    The "beef" that you've always been eating was all...
[17:47] Gintoki/Shinpachi (M)
    Cheap pork!!
[17:51] Gintoki (M)
    Beef is such an expensive delicacy...
[17:54] Gintoki (M)
    did you really think a poor shop like ours could afford it, kid?!
[17:58] ---
    Even I'd like to get a taste of such a thing.
[18:01] Omittedkagura (M)
    Th-That's...! So everything I believed...was a lie!
[18:05] ---
    So my entire life has been fiction?
[18:09] ---
    And nothing...neither the people nor the associations were real?!
[18:15] Kagura (M)
    At that moment, I felt an uncertainty, and my legs crumbled under me.
[18:21] ---
    I won't trust anyone... I can't!
[18:23] Kagura (M)
    That was pork...and the pork was that!
[18:27] ---
    I hope you all break the bone in your little toe!
[18:34] Shinpachi (M)
    One down.
[18:36] Gintoki (M)
    Zura is not easy to take down.
[18:38] Katsura (M)
    It's not Zura, it's Katsura.
[18:40] Katsura (M)
    And as if I'd die over something like this!
    I haven't accomplished anything yet!
SIGN    [That was a nice line.]
[18:47] Otose
    We have to eat good things once in a while.
[18:50] ---
    I splurged and got the expensive stuff today.
[18:53] Otose
    Let's eat delicious food, drink delicious sake, and celebrate!
[19:00] Katherine
    Oh! Mt. Fuji! Geisha! Sukiyaki!
[19:03] Otose
    All right, it's almost ready.
[19:06] Gintoki (M)
    This is it...
[19:07] Gintoki (M)
    An old hag with one foot in the grave,
[19:09] Gintoki (M)
    and a middle-aged broad with one foot in the mud.
[19:12] Shinpachi (M)
    Call him alive, but poor. Call him alive, but a mystery.
SIGN    [Mystery]
[19:18] Gintoki/Shinpachi (M)
    Easy foes!
[19:19] Gintoki (M)
    He's the problem.
[19:21] Shinpachi (M)
    Gin-san, let's settle this.
[19:25] Shinpachi
    Otose-san, may I serve you?
[19:27] Shinpachi (M)
    I made the first move!
[19:28] Gintoki (M)
    That guy! He's using the same strategy!
[19:30] Shinpachi (M)
    This time, I'll become...the Nabe Shogun!
[19:34] Otose
    Don't worry. Let's just all serve ourselves.
[19:38] Shinpachi (M)
    Shucks! I didn't see that coming!
[19:40] Shinpachi (M)
    Now everyone will indiscriminately reach into the nabe pot!
[19:44] Gintoki (M)
    It backfired...
[19:46] Gintoki (M)
    He failed in his attempt to be generous.
[19:48] Gintoki (M)
    And he didn't bank on the possibility that it could counter his strategy!
[19:51] Gintoki (M)
    Blame your youth on that!
SIGN    [That's a mistake not easy to admit.]
[19:56] Shinpachi (M)
    I failed, that's for sure. But I won't concede defeat yet!
[20:01] Gintoki (M)
    That's true... No need to think deeply anymore.
[20:05] Katsura (M)
    I agree. Men don't turn their backs on a fight.
SIGN    [Sukiyaki]
[20:12] Gintoki (M)
    Considering the amount of time left, we have to gamble right now!
[20:16] Shinpachi (M)
    The winner is the one who first reaches the nabe!
[20:19] All (M)
    The Nabe Shogun...
[20:20] Gintoki (M)
    is me!
[20:21] Shinpachi (M)
    is me!
[20:21] Katsura (M)
    is me!
[20:26] Gintoki (M)
    Wh-Wha--?!
[20:27] Shinpachi (M)
    What's that?!
SIGN    [What is it?]
[20:37] Gintoki (M)
    R-Ridiculous!
[20:40] Shinpachi (M)
    How could this...?!
[20:46] Gintoki (M)
    Can't reach the beef...
[20:48] Shinpachi (M)
    Can't get my chopsticks even close...
[20:50] Katsura (M)
    to the nabe...!
SIGN    [Squash]
[20:54] Gintoki (M)
    However, there's no way...
[20:56] Gintoki/Shinpachi/Katsura (M)
    we will lose!
[21:03] Gintoki (M)
    They're not Nabe Shogun...
[21:06] Gintoki/Shinpachi (M)
    They're...Emperors!
SIGN    [Nabeleon]
[21:11] Gintoki (M)
    Th-They're in a different class from us!
[21:13] Gintoki (M)
    The pot is so far... I can't reach it!
[21:15] ---
    Damn, why'd they come anyway? Just to torment us?!
[21:18] Shinpachi (M)
    What were we fighting for until now?
[21:21] Shinpachi (M)
    We were like frogs in the well, fighting and hurting each other.
[21:24] Shinpachi (M)
    Was all that suffering meaningless?!
SIGN    [Defeat]
[21:30] Gintoki (M)
    No...!
[21:31] Shinpachi (M)
    No...!
[21:34] Otose
    What?!
[21:35] Katherine
    What?!
[21:39] Shinpachi
    That's why...!
[21:41] Gintoki
    We can't let our fighting be in vain! That's why, this battle...
[21:44] Gintoki/Shinpachi
    ...can't be lost!
[21:48] Kagura
    No way!
[21:50] Gintoki
    Go, Kagura! Become...
[21:52] Gintoki/Shinpachi
    Nabeleon!
[21:53] Otose/Katherine
    Huh?!
SIGN    [Oh, the pain!]
[22:09] Kagura
    It sorta smells like milk and doesn't taste that good. I think I prefer pork.
[22:17] Gintoki
    Why you?! Are you teasing us?!
[22:19] Shinpachi
    Spit it out! Spit it all out!
[22:27] Shinigami
    Humans are so worthless.
SIGN    
SIGN    Taka-chin? You're Taka-chin, my classmate at temple school!
[24:06] Shinpachi
    But why'd you join a bike gang?
[24:08] Shinpachi
    If...If I had rescued you back then...
[24:12] Shinpachi
    The next episode: "Don't Be Shy - Just Raise Your Hand and Say It."
SIGN    [The Tsu Terakado Fan Club Special Attack Squad "Maltese" has arrived!]
SIGN    [The next episode will be a blood bath. See you there!]
[24:26] Shinpachi
    But, why are we using this cut again?
[24:28] Gintoki
    For time adjustment!
[24:29] Kagura
    In some area, they are announcing presents.
[24:32] Shinpachi
    For real?!
[24:33] Gintoki
    And now, here's our last message of the day.
[24:36] Shinpachi/Gintoki/Kagura
    "Gin Tama" supports "DEATH NOTE"!