E154 - That Person Looks Different from Usual During a Birthday Party

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SIGN    [Note: Spoof of Episode 3.]
[00:04] Shin
    The land of the host.
[00:06] Shin
    There was a time, long ago, when our town was called by that name.
[00:11] Shin
    Those dream-filled Shinjuku skies upon which Japanese hosts once gazed on their dreams...
[00:15] Shin
    are now filled with words by hosts from foreign countries.
[00:18] Shin
    However, there were two men.
[00:22] Shin
    The enigmatic vagrant, Kintoki Sakata,
[00:25] Shin
    and the former number one host, Shinpachi Buttchin.
[00:30] Shin
    The two of them still run in this corrupt night town.
SIGN    [Kintama]
[00:38] Shin
    Yes...
[00:39] Shin
    It was all this buttchin's fault.
[00:42] Shin
    The reason I couldn't become the number one host...
[00:46] Shin
    That would be this chin, which looked like a buttcrack.
[00:51] Shin
    I cursed fate for bringing me into this infernal world with such a chin,
[00:54] Shin
    and blamed everything on this world.
[00:56] Shin
    But Kintoki said...
[00:58] Kintoki
    You, then...
SIGN    [Note: From popular phrase by CEO of Johnny's Entertainment, Johnny Kitagawa.]
[00:59] Kintoki
    Get a chin job.
[01:01] Shin
    His words woke me up.
[01:03] Shin
    Yes...
[01:05] Shin
    There was a simple solution.
SIGN    [Final Episode]
[01:18] Kagura
    I'm happy for you, Shinpachi.
[01:20] Kagura
    The surgery was a success.
[01:22] Kintoki
    What's wrong?
[01:24] Kintoki
    Take the bandages off already.
[01:26] Shinpachi
    Well, I'm a little worried...
[01:29] Shinpachi
    Wondering if I've actually been reborn...
[01:45] Shinpachi
    H-How does my chin look?
[01:49] Kintoki
    Perfect.
[01:51] Kintoki
    Plastic surgery these days is crazy stuff.
SIGN    [Note: Kintoki is talking like kids in Shibuya.]
[01:53] Kagura
    Why don't you take a look yourself?
[01:58] Shinpachi
    It's true...
[02:00] Shinpachi
    I no longer have a buttchin.
[02:03] Shinpachi
    My chin no longer looks like a butt...
[02:07] Shinpachi
    It looks like the front.
SIGN    
SIGN    [Sweet Shop: sweets and cake]
[03:48] Otae
    Um, excuse me.
[03:49] Otae
    Is the cake I ordered ready?
[03:51] Staff
    Oh, little lady.
[03:53] Staff
    Hold on a moment.
[03:55] Staff
    Here, it's done.
SIGN    [Note: On cake: "Happy Birthday Kyu-chan."]
[03:58] Shinpachi
    Doesn't it look great, Sis?
[04:01] Shinpachi
    I'm sure Kyubei-san will love it.
[04:04] Otae
    That's right.
[04:05] Otae
    Thanks so much, Mister.
[04:06] Staff
    Come again.
[04:10] Shinpachi
    Still, I wonder how many years it's been since I went to a birthday party.
[04:15] Shinpachi
    I'm getting all excited, even though it isn't my birthday.
[04:19] Otae
    That's right.
SIGN    [Note: From Sazae-san series, where characters don't age.]
[04:20] Otae
    We don't actually age, a la the Sazae-san system,
[04:23] Otae
    so we couldn't have birthday parties if we wanted to.
[04:27] Shinpachi
    Sis, please stop saying things like that.
[04:29] Otae
    Today, we aren't just celebrating this birthday for Kyu-chan,
[04:33] Otae
    but for the rest of us and the members of Sazae-san as well.
SIGN    ["That Person Looks Different From Usual During A Birthday Party."]
[04:45] Otae
    Come to think of it, where's Gin-san and everyone else?
[04:48] Shin
    They'll come after they buy presents.
[04:50] Otae
    Will they be all right?
[04:52] Otae
    I hope they don't buy anything strange.
[04:54] Tojo
    Otae-dono.
[04:56] Tojo
    Shinpachi-dono.
[04:57] Shinpachi
    Tojo-san, what are you doing there?
[05:00] Tojo
    Shh.
[05:02] Tojo
    Hurry! Over here!
[05:04] Tojo
    It'll be a problem if you enter through the front door right out in the open!
[05:08] Tojo
    The celebration of Kyubei Yagyu's birthday was a surprise I planned in secret.
[05:16] Tojo
    Though the young master is out training,
[05:20] Tojo
    we should be careful and enter through the back door.
[05:23] Shinpachi
    Ah, I see.
[05:25] Shinpachi
    Kyubei-san doesn't know about this.
[05:27] Shinpachi
    Makes sense...
[05:28] Kyubei
    A birthday party?
[05:30] Kyubei
    Who needs that crap?
[05:32] Shinpachi
    Would be her likely response.
[05:34] Tojo
    These are the programs for today's event, so please flip through them.
[05:39] Tojo
    And a script has been prepared,
[05:42] Tojo
    so please memorize your lines before the young master returns.
[05:46] Shinpachi
    A script?! You've got a script?!
[05:48] Shinpachi
    How excited about this are you?!
[05:50] Tojo
    There's no need for any ad-libbing or the like, so please stick to the script.
[05:56] Shinpachi
    U-Uh, Tojo-san?
[05:58] Shinpachi
    I know that you're excited,
[06:00] Shinpachi
    but the birthday party won't be any fun if you're so strict about it...
[06:03] Otae
    Shin-chan. Shin-chan.
[06:05] Otae
    Look over there.
[06:06] Otae
    Doesn't that person look familiar?
[06:10] Shinpachi
    Isn't that the actor, Shunnosuke Oguri?!
SIGN    [Note: From popular young actor, Shun Oguri.]
[06:13] Shinpachi
    What is a red-hot actor doing in this place?!
[06:16] Tojo
    Of course, I invited him to the celebration of our young master's birth.
[06:21] Otae
    Shin-chan, the person over there, too.
[06:24] Shinpachi
    Whoa! It's Tamo-san!
[06:25] Shinpachi
    A big name in daytime television!
[06:27] Shinpachi
    Is he also...
[06:29] Tojo
    Obviously.
[06:36] Tojo
    This is a celebration of the birth of the young master of the famous Yagyu clan,
[06:40] Tojo
    so this is only natural.
[06:44] Shinpachi
    I-Incredible...
[06:46] Shinpachi
    Celebrities from entertainment and political circles are all over the place!
[06:51] Shinpachi
    This is the power of the Yagyu clan...
[06:53] Shinpachi
    The power of the famous, appointed instructors for the Shogun's household!
[06:55] Chef
    We'll be using ocean shrimp and oysters, marinated in Chat Filhot, cooked a la Provence with a thick sauce.
SIGN    [Note: In French.]
[07:00] Chef
    Yes, sir.
SIGN    [Note: In French.]
[07:01] Otae
    Oh no.
[07:03] Otae
    I had no idea so many people were invited.
[07:06] Otae
    How will we cut the cake?
[07:08] Otae
    We'll end up with slices the size of little steak cubes.
[07:10] Shinpachi
    Is this the time to be talking about that, Sis?!
[07:12] Shinpachi
    We're completely out of place here!
[07:14] Shinpachi
    Like we don't belong here.
[07:15] Shinpachi
    I dressed casually since I heard it was a birthday party...
[07:18] Shinpachi
    But this isn't anything cozy like that!
[07:22] Tojo
    You were invited as friends of the young master,
[07:27] Tojo
    but under normal circumstances, people of your status would not be admitted.
[07:32] Tojo
    Just stick to the script, keep your mouths shut, and stay in your seats.
[07:37] Tojo
    Refrain from any actions that would be conspicuous or ruin the mood.
[07:43] Tojo
    Do not shame the young master.
[07:46] Tojo
    I'll go get the young master now.
[07:50] Shinpachi
    Sis, we need to meet up with Gin-san and everyone else.
[07:53] Shinpachi
    If we let them run around this place unsupervised, all hell will break loose.
[07:58] Otae
    You don't need to worry about that.
[08:00] Otae
    They know to behave appropriately for the situation.
[08:06] Otae
    Ah, they're over there.
[08:07] Otae
    See. They're sitting quietly in their seats.
[08:12] Shinpachi
    You're right. That's a relief.
[08:14] Shinpachi
    Guess we found them before they had time to do anything.
[08:17] Otae
    Hasegawa-san and Katsura-san.
[08:19] Otae
    I guess the people who went to Ryugu Castle were invited.
SIGN    [Note: From Eps.115-118.]
[08:22] Otae
    See? Even Kamenashi-san's shell is here.
SIGN    [Note: He appeared in Eps.115-118.]
[08:25] Otae
    I wonder if his actual body disappeared.
[08:27] Shinpachi
    Don't say creepy stuff like that.
[08:29] Shinpachi
    His wife might be giving birth again...
SIGN    [Note: The body of Kamenashi's wife disappeared so she looked like a skeleton during her pregnancy in Ep. 115-116.]
[08:32] Shinpachi
    Still, everybody seems oddly serious.
[08:36] Otae
    Maybe they're nervous?
[08:38] Otae
    Since they're surrounded by celebrities.
[08:40] Shinpachi
    Something's odd.
[08:42] Shinpachi
    What are they doing...?
[08:48] Hasegawa
    Five!
[08:49] Hasegawa
    One, two, three, four, five!
[08:52] Hasegawa
    Booya!
[08:53] Hasegawa
    I become a popular actor and my income goes up twenty million!
[08:56] Hasegawa
    I get twenty million every time I circle the board now!
[09:00] Hasegawa
    I've won!
[09:01] Hasegawa
    I've undeniably won!
[09:03] Hasegawa
    I'm a winner!
[09:04] Hasegawa
    I've become a winner!
[09:05] Hasegawa
    Finally...!
[09:06] Katsura
    Shut up!
[09:08] Katsura
    This isn't over until the end!
[09:11] Hasegawa
    No, I've won!
[09:12] Hasegawa
    You losers will never be able to catch up!
[09:15] Hasegawa
    Because I'm an actor! A winner!
[09:19] Gintoki
    On the game board, sure.
[09:21] Gintoki
    Even if you're rich in the game,
[09:22] Gintoki
    don't forget that it doesn't change the fact
[09:25] Gintoki
    that you're unemployed in real life, dumbass.
[09:29] Hasegawa
    You didn't have to mention that!
[09:31] Hasegawa
    Can't you let me dream when we're playing a game?!
[09:35] Gintoki
    Shove it, DORK.
[09:36] Gintoki
    A person who hasn't worked a second in his entire life shouldn't get cocky.
[09:40] Hasegawa
    What's that?!
[09:41] Hasegawa
    At least I'm not a loser in both the game and real life, like you guys!
[09:44] Katsura
    That's going too far!
[09:46] Katsura
    Get down on your knees!
[09:47] Katsura
    I'll cut you down!
[09:53] Hasegawa
    What are you doing, Shinpachi-kun?!
[09:55] Hasegawa
    I just became a popular actor!
[09:58] Shinpachi
    Don't give me that.
[09:59] Shinpachi
    I was wondering why you guys were so serious...
[10:02] Shinpachi
    Why are you playing the Game of Life in this place?!
[10:04] Gintoki
    What are you talking about, Shinpachi?
[10:07] Gintoki
    The Game of Life is an essential part of celebrating birthdays.
[10:11] Gintoki
    Normally, everybody immediately engages in the unhealthy habit of playing video games,
[10:15] Gintoki
    but during a birthday party, the mother making the food is keeping a sharp watch.
[10:20] Gintoki
    So everybody gives up on video games
[10:22] Gintoki
    and pretends to be good children by playing board games like Life.
[10:25] Gintoki
    So they can eat good food!
[10:27] Gintoki
    This is the principle of the birthday party.
[10:32] Shinpachi
    I don't give a damn about the worthless birthday knowledge you've assembled!
[10:37] Katsura
    Shinpachi-kun, the food isn't the issue.
[10:41] Katsura
    If you offend the mother,
[10:44] Katsura
    there's a possibility that she won't buy Kyubei-kun a Nintendo game afterwards.
[10:49] Katsura
    And our dreams of gathering at Kyubei-kun's place after school to play RBI Baseball will be shattered.
SIGN    [Note: Popular baseball game from the 80s.]
[10:56] Shinpachi
    I don't remember having that dream, ever!
[10:59] Shinpachi
    And what's with your obsession with playing Nintendo?!
[11:02] Shinpachi
    You've gone way back to being little kids!
[11:04] Shinpachi
    The mom isn't even here!
SIGN    [Note: Because Kyubei's mom is dead.]
[11:06] Shinpachi
    And the sharp eyes staring at us belong to all the celebrities, not the mom!
[11:10] Shinpachi
    This isn't like the birthday parties we held as children!
[11:13] Shinpachi
    Get a clue!
[11:15] Guesta
    Ew, what is that?
[11:17] Guestb
    Are they acquaintances of Kyubei-dono?
[11:20] Guestb
    No way...
[11:24] Shinpachi
    Shunnosuke Oguri is staring right at us!
[11:26] Shinpachi
    He's not even trying to hide it!
[11:29] Shinpachi
    We're here as Kyubei-san's friends!
[11:32] Shinpachi
    If we do anything weird, it'll shame Kyubei-san!
[11:36] Gintoki
    You don't need to worry.
[11:38] Gintoki
    Through the years, we've been to many birthday parties and eaten lots of food.
[11:43] Gintoki
    You could call us birthday party professionals...
[11:46] Gintoki Katsura And Hasegawa
    Birthday Fighters.
SIGN    [Note: Caption on the top looks like Saint Seiya: Knights of the Zodiac title logo.]
[11:50] Shinpachi
    You only go for the free food!
[11:52] Hasegawa
    Birthday Fighters don't do anything to make the birthday boy or girl look bad.
[11:58] Hasegawa
    Even if it's someone weak, who usually gets bullied at school,
[12:02] Hasegawa
    you make them look good in front of their mother.
[12:05] Hasegawa
    This is an absolute rule.
[12:06] Katsura
    By doing that,
[12:08] Katsura
    you earn the reputation of a person who makes birthday parties more fun.
[12:11] Katsura
    That leads to invitations to more birthday parties.
[12:14] Katsura
    So you must not mouth off to the mother.
[12:17] Katsura
    Even if you enter the house and find that it smells like a restroom,
[12:21] Katsura
    you must never mention that fact.
[12:24] Katsura
    Because it'll affect their trust in you.
[12:26] Gintoki
    You won't have to worry if you leave it to us.
[12:29] Gintoki
    Relax.
[12:30] Gintoki
    Students from other schools have also been invited this time.
[12:33] Gintoki
    Pattern B-2.
[12:35] Gintoki
    Compute their data, stat.
[12:38] Katsura Hasegawa
    Roger.
[12:39] Shinpachi
    You're all idiots!
[12:40] Shinpachi
    Your presence here is making Kyubei-san look bad!
[12:43] Shinpachi
    You're the ones who smell like restrooms!
[12:46] Shinpachi
    You don't have to do anything. There will still be plenty to eat.
[12:50] Shinpachi
    This party is a buffet.
[12:51] Shinpachi
    Once the party's started, you can eat all the food you want.
[12:58] Shinpachi
    So behave...
[13:00] Guestc
    Hey, what's with that tent?
[13:02] Guestc
    Why is there a tent in that place?
[13:04] Guestd
    That'll prevent us from getting food.
[13:06] Guestd
    What is that?
[13:07] Guestd
    Is there a mountain climber among the guests?
[13:12] Kagura
    The party hasn't started yet?
[13:15] Shinpachi
    Why are you acting like someone lined up for an overnight release?!
[13:18] Shinpachi
    Why are you putting your body on the line for a buffet?!
[13:21] Kagura
    I put a tent up to mark my place in line, not my body.
[13:23] Shinpachi
    Stop trying to be funny! That pisses me off!
[13:26] Shinpachi
    Just go back to your seat! This is embarrassing!
[13:27] Shinpachi
    You don't have to try so hard. There will still be plenty to eat.
[13:31] Shinpachi
    The people here aren't that greedy.
[13:33] Kagura
    No way!
[13:34] Kagura
    Look at all the people here!
[13:36] Kagura
    My spring rolls will be all gone!
[13:38] Kagura
    All gone!
[13:39] Kagura
    I'm staying here forever!
[13:40] Kagura
    I'll stay all spring if that's what it takes to eat all the spring rolls I want!
[13:43] Shinpachi
    I'll give you all the spring rolls or fall rolls you want!
[13:46] Shinpachi
    Please go back to your seat!
[13:48] Shinpachi
    If you keep this up, they'll chase us out!
[13:50] Shinpachi
    Come on!
[13:50] Shinpachi
    Everybody's laughing at us!
[13:52] Shinpachi
    See? Look.
[13:54] Shinpachi
    Even Oguri-kun is looking...
[13:58] Shinpachi
    Oguri-kun was getting in line!
[14:00] Shinpachi
    He was definitely lined up like he thought it was okay to start eating!
[14:04] Kagura
    Tsk.
[14:05] Shinpachi
    This is bad.
[14:06] Shinpachi
    Not only Kyubei-san, but now we've made Oguri-kun look bad, too!
[14:12] Mc
    Hello, birthday guests.
[14:14] Mc
    Sorry for the long wait.
[14:16] Mc
    The birthday girl has finally arrived.
[14:19] Kyubei
    What is it, Tojo?
[14:20] Kyubei
    What's going on?
[14:22] Tojo
    Just go in already, young master.
[14:25] Kyubei
    Don't push me, fool.
[14:26] Kyubei
    What's going on...?
[14:40] Kyubei
    What's going on...?
[14:45] Guests
    Kyubei-san, happy birthday!
[14:51] Kyubei
    Th... This is...
[14:52] Otae
    Kyu-chan's all surprised.
[14:54] Shinpachi
    Gin-san, we're supposed to sing together now.
[14:57] Gintoki
    Sing?
[15:01] Shinpachi
    Here, here. This is it.
[15:03] Shinpachi
    We can't stand out any further.
[15:05] Shinpachi
    Let's try our best to sing along.
[15:07] Shinpachi
    Happy birthday to you!
[15:10] Shinpachi
    Happy birthday, dear Kyubei!
[15:14] Shinpachi
    Happy birthday to you!
[15:18] Shinpachi
    Happy birthday to you!
[15:26] Gueste
    What was that...?
[15:28] Guestf
    That was wretched.
[15:30] Guestf
    Honestly, what is he thinking?
[15:33] Shinpachi
    Huh? Why?
[15:34] Shinpachi
    Why am I standing out?
[15:36] Shinpachi
    I tried my best to sing along.
[15:38] Gintoki
    Go watch episode 17.
[15:39] Gintoki
    Go watch episode 17 again.
[15:42] Shinpachi
    This is bad.
[15:43] Shinpachi
    Tojo-san's slit eyes are wide open!
[15:46] Shinpachi
    Staring over here without even blinking!
[15:49] Guestg
    Happy birthday.
[15:51] Guesth
    Happy birthday.
[15:52] Kyubei
    Th-Thank you.
[15:53] Kyubei
    Thank you.
[15:55] Shinpachi
    Gin-san.
[15:56] Shinpachi
    We're supposed to take a bouquet over to her now.
[15:58] Shinpachi
    It says that there's a bouquet under each table,
[16:01] Shinpachi
    so a representative from each table is supposed to take it to Kyubei-san.
[16:05] Katsura
    A representative...
[16:06] Katsura
    I suppose I have no choice.
[16:07] Katsura
    I'll have to go.
[16:09] Katsura
    For I am the only person here qualified to be the leader.
[16:11] Kagura
    Hold it right there.
[16:12] Kagura
    You always call me the leader.
[16:15] Kagura
    The leader of the leader is the real leader.
[16:18] Hasegawa
    Wait. Calm down, you two.
[16:21] Hasegawa
    This isn't the time to be fighting amongst ourselves.
[16:23] Hasegawa
    As the elder, I should...
[16:26] Katsura
    No, I said I'm going.
[16:27] Kagura
    No, I am!
[16:28] Hasegawa
    Calm down, you two!
[16:30] Hasegawa
    Everything will be settled if I go!
[16:32] Hasegawa
    I can!
[16:33] Katsura
    I am!
[16:33] Kagura
    I will!
[16:39] Kagura
    Ky-Kyu-chan, happy birthday.
[16:43] Kagura
    Here.
[16:46] Kyubei
    Th-Thanks...
[16:51] Gueste
    Ew, what's with that?
[16:53] Gueste
    Some type of harassment?
[16:54] Guestf
    Honestly, what is wrong with that group?
[16:56] Guestf
    What did they come here for?
[16:59] Shinpachi
    Gin-san! This is bad!
[17:01] Shinpachi
    Tojo-san's eyes are going to shoot beams!
[17:03] Shinpachi
    Very bad!
[17:03] Shinpachi
    This will be very bad if we don't get our act together!
[17:07] Kyubei
    Um, I'm very surprised about all these people showing up so suddenly.
[17:14] Kyubei
    I'm very grateful that everyone came here for me.
[17:19] Mc
    Okay. Then we'll do presents before we start eating.
[17:25] Mc
    Everyone with a present for the young master move forward.
[17:29] Shinpachi
    Yes, yes! Yes!
[17:30] Shinpachi
    Sis! This is our chance to redeem ourselves!
[17:33] Shinpachi
    Let's take that cake to her!
[17:35] Shinpachi
    As a present!
[17:37] Otae
    But they're all giving her incredible presents...
[17:39] Guestk
    Well, this is a key to our company's car. We would love the young master to use it...
[17:45] Otae
    I'm kind of embarrassed to take such a small cake up there.
[17:49] Shinpachi
    What are you talking about?
[17:50] Shinpachi
    You had this cake made for Kyubei-san, right?
[17:53] Shinpachi
    I'm sure she'll love it.
[17:54] Gintoki
    That's right.
[17:55] Gintoki
    Presents aren't about price.
[17:57] Gintoki
    They're about feelings.
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[18:00] Shinpachi
    Where are the feelings in your present?
[18:03] Gintoki
    Somewhere around the 32nd page.
[18:05] Shinpachi
    How would I know that?!
[18:06] Shinpachi
    Come on. Let's go, Sis.
[18:07] Shinpachi
    It's bound to be better than this guy's present.
[18:21] Guy
    That was close, moron!
[18:23] Guy
    Poor people shouldn't be wandering around in a place where they don't belong!
[18:28] Guy
    Heh, serves you right.
[18:30] Guy
    Damn eyesore.
[18:34] Shinpachi
    Hold on.
[18:36] Shinpachi
    You bumped into her on purpose.
[18:38] Shinpachi
    Apologize.
[18:40] Shinpachi
    Apologize to Sis!
[18:42] Guy
    What's that, little brat?
[18:45] Otae
    Stop it, Shin-chan.
[18:48] Gueste
    What? It's them again?
[18:50] Guestf
    What is it this time?
[18:52] Guestf
    A fight?
[18:53] Guestf
    They're such a nuisance.
[18:55] Guesti
    Get lost! You don't belong here!
[18:58] Guesti
    This isn't a place for freaks like you!
[19:01] Guestj
    Yeah! Get lost!
[19:03] Background
    Get lost, poor people!
[19:05] Background
    Cut it out already!
[19:07] Man
    There you have it.
[19:09] Man
    It appears that you're the ones at fault, not me.
[19:12] Shinpachi
    I won't leave!
[19:14] Shinpachi
    I won't leave until you apologize!
[19:16] Gintoki
    Shinpachi.
[19:18] Tojo
    I must ask that you leave.
[19:24] Tojo
    I, Ayumu Tojo, one of the four heavenly kings of Yagyu, will not permit
[19:27] Tojo
    any further behavior that would besmirch the young master's honor.
[19:32] Guestl
    That's right!
[19:34] Guestm
    Poor people should get lost!
[19:37] Man
    Got it?
[19:38] Man
    Make yourself scarce already!
[19:47] Tojo
    I was talking to the people insulting the young master's friends.
[19:54] Shinpachi
    Tojo-san...
[19:56] Guestn
    You bastard!
[19:57] Guestn
    How can you say that to the guests you invited to a birthday celebration?!
[20:01] Guesto
    Those words will lead to the fall of the Yagyu clan!
[20:05] Tojo
    Guests?
[20:06] Tojo
    I don't recall inviting you.
[20:09] Tojo
    The only people I've invited to this celebration
[20:14] Tojo
    are the young master's friends.
[20:18] Tojo
    The other people merely take the effort to show up every year.
[20:23] Tojo
    Enticed by the sweet smell, I suppose.
[20:28] Tojo
    Unfortunately, the young master, unlike her father, places friendship before money.
[20:36] Tojo
    You won't be able to build your superficial relationships with the young master.
[20:40] Guestm
    Bah! You've lost my interest!
[20:43] Guestp
    Remember this well.
[20:45] Guestp
    You won't get off lightly for embarrassing us like this.
[20:48] Guestq
    This is the last time the renowned Yagyu clan will be getting on its high horse.
[20:52] Guestq
    It'll fall into ruin without our backing.
[21:02] Shinpachi
    Tojo-san.
[21:03] Shinpachi
    I'm very sorry!
[21:05] Shinpachi
    Everything's been ruined because you were defending us...
[21:07] Tojo
    Not at all...
[21:08] Tojo
    I wasn't defending you.
[21:11] Tojo
    The renowned Yagyu clan has many connections.
[21:15] Tojo
    There was a reason for mowing the lawn here.
[21:18] Tojo
    It just so happened that some bugs happened to conveniently pop out as well.
[21:22] Shinpachi
    You mean...
[21:23] Tojo
    Indeed, I knew that you people would snap back without thinking.
[21:29] Tojo
    You made the task so much simpler.
[21:31] Tojo
    Now our lawn is all neat and tidy.
[21:35] Shinpachi
    Tojo-san...
[21:36] Shinpachi
    Were you using us?
[21:39] Shinpachi
    Using us to instigate those people...!
[21:44] Tojo
    Who knows?
[21:46] Shinpachi
    Hey! Hold it right there!
[21:48] Shinpachi
    Damn slit eyes!
[21:50] Kyubei
    Tojo, I don't mind you putting on airs,
[21:54] Kyubei
    but don't come crying when Father yells at you.
[22:00] Kyubei
    Nevertheless, you have my gratitude.
[22:26] Kyubei
    Thank you for such a wonderful birthday.
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[24:05] Hasegawa
    Gin-san...
[24:07] Hasegawa
    It's been a long time...
[24:08] Hasegawa
    It's been three years of my life falling apart since this anime began...
[24:12] Hasegawa
    But next week...
[24:14] Gintoki
    The next episode...
[24:15] Gintoki
    "The Other Side of the Other Side of the Other Side would be the Other Side."
[24:17] Hasegawa
    I'll finally graduate from being a DORK.
SIGN    [An all-out battle to finally end the downward spiral of DORKness!!]
SIGN    [Taizo Hasegawa (38 years old), with the love for his wife clutched in his bosom, refuses to lose this time around!]
SIGN    [See you next time.]