E296 - Take the Initial Premise Lightly, and It'll Cost You

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[00:09] Kag
    Too hot.
[00:10] Gin
    What the hell is going on this summer?
[00:14] Gin
    Apparently today's temperature
    set yet another all-time high.
[00:18] Shin
    Is this due to global warming, too?
[00:21] Shin
    Just what is this globe headed toward?
[00:24] Kag
    That's not what I mean.
[00:26] Kag
    I'm saying you guys are
    making it too hot in here!
[00:29] Kag
    Get out! This is my parasol, 'kay?!
[00:32] Gin
    Keep it down, or we'll attract attention.
[00:34] Gin
    We're tailing this guy, y'know.
[00:35] Kag
    Walking like three dumplings on a stick in
    this heat will attract way more attention!
[00:39] Gin
    Jump out under this blazing sun, and we
    dumplings will turn into a chicken kebab.
[00:44] Gin
    Share the love for once.
[00:45] Gin
    You always get this nice chill all to yourself.
[00:48] Kag
    Say what? I don't walk around with
    a parasol because I want to, 'kay?!
[00:51] Kag
    We Yato are—
[00:52] Gin
    Yeah, yeah.
[00:54] Gin
    I bet you'd almost forgotten about
    the whole "weak to sunlight" premise.
[00:57] Gin
    I bet you were struggling to keep up the act.
[00:59] Shin
    There have been plenty of times when
[01:02] Shin
    you forgot your parasol and ran around
    in the sunlight without a problem.
[01:05] Shin
    Just forget about the
    character premise and stuff.
[01:07] Shin
    In this heat, we should take it
    all off and cast it aside.
[01:09] Kag
    Why are you guys using the heat as
    an excuse to make outrageous remarks?
[01:14] Gin
    When you air a program for so long,
[01:16] Gin
    you're bound to run into one
    or two inconvenient premises.
[01:19] Gin
    Our viewers will understand.
[01:21] Gin
    Nobody will say anything if a parasol
    or a four-eyes vanishes in the next cut.
[01:25] Shin
    They sure as hell will!
[01:26] Shin
    Why are you killing off a human
    being along with a premise?!
[01:29] Kag
    Just get out already, 'kay?!
    It's stinking hot in here!
[01:33] Gin
    Don't wanna! I can't take the heat anymore!
[01:35] Gin
    No!
[01:37] Shin
    Gin-san! The target's entering
    the love hotel district!
[01:39] Gin
    What?!
[01:39] Gin
    Hurry up, get the camera ready!
[01:44] Shin
    Oh, no. We lost them.
[01:45] Shin
    There goes our chance to
    get proof of his adultery.
[01:48] Gin
    Nah. They probably entered
    one of these hotels.
[01:50] Gin
    We have no choice now.
[01:51] Gin
    Let's stake this place out and take
    their picture when they come out.
[01:54] Shin
    What? In this hellfire and brimstone?
[01:57] Gin
    I'll keep watch for now, so you guys
[02:00] Gin
    come take over in thirty minutes.
[02:02] Gin
    Hey, Kagura. Lend me your parasol.
[02:04] Shin
    You're holding it already.
[02:07] Gin
    Oh, crap.
[02:08] Gin
    Hey, Kagura. I'm borrowing this parasol, okay?
[02:15] Gin
    Hey, you listening to me?
[02:16] Gin
    Kagura?
[02:19] Shin
    Doesn't something seem off?
[02:24] Shin
    Kagura-chan?
[02:26] Gin
    Hey, Kagu...
[02:34] Gin
    Kagura.
[02:35] Gin
    Hey, Kagura!
[02:38] Shin
    Kagura-chan!
SIGN    Take the Initial Premise
    Lightly, and It'll Cost You
SIGN    Oedo Hospital
SIGN    Notice from Oedo Hospital: When watching television on the premises,
    please do so in a bright room and at a safe distance from the set.
[04:22] Gin
    So, Doctor.
[04:24] Gin
    What's wrong with Kagura?
[04:26] DBJ
    Just heatstroke...
[04:28] Shin
    Thank goodness.
[04:29] DBJ
    ...is what it looks like,
[04:30] DBJ
    but something's weird.
[04:34] DBJ
    We've given her all the usual treatments,
    but her fever's not going down at all.
[04:38] DBJ
    She's an alien, isn't she?
[04:41] DBJ
    And an extremely rare type, at that.
[04:44] DBJ
    Unfortunately, this hospital doesn't
    have any detailed data on the Yato race.
[04:49] DBJ
    I've heard they have extremely
    low resistance to sunlight.
[04:55] DBJ
    Do you have any idea what
    might've caused this?
[04:57] DBJ
    Like, did you expose her to
    sunlight for a long period?
[05:01] Gin
    No, I have no idea.
[05:04] DBJ
    Or, perhaps, force excessive work on her
    without giving her any water in this heat?
[05:08] Gin
    No, I have no idea.
[05:10] DBJ
    We'll admit her.
[05:13] DBJ
    All we can do is observe
    her condition for a while.
[05:16] DBJ
    In the meantime, I'll look for data
    and a hospital that can treat her.
[05:21] DBJ
    At this point, I'm afraid I can't tell you
[05:24] DBJ
    whether her condition
    will get better or worse.
[05:31] Shin
    I-It's our fault.
[05:34] Shin
    It's all because we took Kagura-chan's
    premise lightly and did such a horrible thing!
[05:39] Gin
    S-Settle down.
[05:40] Gin
    Surely her illness isn't a big deal.
[05:43] Gin
    Heat wave or not, she's been handling
    sunlight perfectly fine all this while.
[05:48] Shin
    Maybe she was pushing
    herself to keep up with us.
[05:53] Shin
    During her long stay on Earth,
[05:55] Shin
    the sun might've started eating
    into her body at some point!
[06:01] Shin
    It's all our fault!
[06:02] Shin
    We should've paid more attention!
[06:04] Gin
    Don't worry, man.
[06:05] Gin
    You know she's not the type
    to lose to mere sunlight.
[06:10] Gin
    She must be celebrating in her
    room because she gets to eat
[06:14] Gin
    something other than egg-on-rice.
[06:16] Gin
    Right, Kagura?
[06:18] Kag
    I'm telling you, I don't want this.
[06:20] Kag
    I don't have any appetite.
[06:23] N
    But if you don't eat,
    your body won't get better.
[06:25] Kag
    It won't get better, even if I do eat.
[06:28] Kag
    I know my body better than anyone else.
[06:36] Shin
    K-Kagura-chan!
[06:42] Kag
    Oh, you two came to see me.
[06:44] Shin
    What's wrong, Kagura-chan?
[06:47] Gin
    What happened to the "kay"?
    Why are you coughing all of a sudden?
[06:50] Shin
    I can't believe you're not touching your food.
[06:53] Shin
    Are you that sick?
[06:55] Kag
    Sorry for messing up our job.
[07:00] Kag
    I tried my best not to
    be a burden on you all,
[07:03] Kag
    but it seems that only burdened you more.
[07:06] Kag
    You don't have to worry about me.
[07:10] Kag
    I knew that this day would come.
[07:13] Kag
    That this sunny planet was no place
[07:17] Kag
    for bloody, violent outcasts like us.
[07:21] Kag
    That there was no place for
    us in this warm sunlight.
[07:25] Kag
    But even while the scorching
    light burned my body every day,
[07:29] Kag
    and the agony chipped away at my life,
[07:32] Kag
    I didn't leave you all
[07:35] Kag
    because I just didn't want to.
[07:36] ---
    You were suffering that much?
    You were enduring that much?!
[07:40] Kag
    So don't worry, Gin-chan.
[07:43] Kag
    It's not your fault at all.
[07:44] Gin
    It's my fault?! Am I really the bad guy here?!
[07:48] Gin
    C-Come on, Kagura. Quit joking.
[07:51] Gin
    It's just heatstroke, right?
[07:53] Gin
    You'll be fine.
[07:54] Gin
    Y-You're such a drama queen, jeez.
[07:56] Gin
    Don't worry.
[07:57] Gin
    You'll be all better before—
[08:02] N
    What did you just do?!
[08:03] Shin
    Kagura-chan!
[08:04] N
    The doctor! Call the doctor!
[08:07] Shin
    Kagura-chan! Kagura-chan!
[08:07] N
    Just leave this to us.
[08:09] N
    Don't disturb her any more!
[08:11] Shin
    Kagura-chan! Kagura-chan!
[08:15] N
    Jeez, what is wrong with you?
[08:18] N
    I did tell you to hydrate yourself,
[08:20] N
    but after drinking this much,
    no wonder you don't want to eat.
[08:23] Kag
    Yeah. Sorry about that.
[08:30] Kag
    That worked better than I expected.
[08:32] Kag
    Feel more guilty. Blame yourself more.
[08:35] Kag
    You will regret making light of my heavy
    premise and treating me like garbage.
[08:40] Kag
    Luckily, this hospital doesn't
    seem to know much about the Yato.
[08:44] Kag
    Nobody will realize that
    I only have a summer cold.
[08:48] Kag
    This is a great chance for them to
[08:50] Kag
    learn once again the gravity of my premise,
    and just how important I am to them.
[08:55] Kag
    I'll stay like this and mess
    with them for a while longer.
[09:03] N
    How are you doing today, Kagura-san?
[09:06] N
    My body still feels as heavy
    as a rock and really sluggish.
[09:11] N
    I think I'll have to stay in the
    hospital for another week.
[09:15] N
    Huh? Was this the maternity ward?
[09:19] N
    Kagura-san, someone's here to visit you.
[09:24] N
    Wait, wait!
[09:27] N
    Crap, my belly!
[09:28] Gin
    Kagura, I'm coming in.
[09:31] Kag
    G-Gin-chan...
[09:33] Kag
    You came to visit me so early in the morning?
[09:39] Gin
    Y-Yeah. We spent the night
    in the hospital too, actually.
[09:44] Gin
    You okay?
[09:45] Gin
    Your breathing is ragged. Are you in pain?
[09:48] Kag
    Y-Yeah. My chest has been hurting since
    yesterday, and I couldn't sleep.
[09:53] Gin
    Also, what's up with that
    bulge under your blanket?
[09:58] Kag
    M-My body's gotten really bloated due
    to being exposed to bright sunlight.
[10:02] Kag
    Don't look at me. I don't want
    you all to see me like this.
[10:07] Gin
    Kagura...
[10:09] Gin
    R-Relax.
[10:11] Gin
    This is you we're talking about.
[10:13] Gin
    Everyone will just think you ate
    too much again. No one will care.
[10:16] Kag
    I really did just eat too much, though.
[10:19] Gin
    Oh, and I'll be staying in
    this room from today on, too.
[10:23] Gin
    Well, with the air conditioning here,
    it seems more comfortable than Odd Jobs,
[10:27] Gin
    and I can ogle nurses all I want.
[10:29] Gin
    So, uh...
[10:31] Gin
    You can relax and get some sleep.
[10:32] Gin
    This room is the same as
    the Odd Jobs you know.
[10:36] Kag
    He's being more considerate than usual.
[10:39] Kag
    Thank you, Gin-chan.
[10:41] Kag
    But I don't know how much longer
    I'll be able to stay with you guys,
[10:47] Kag
    so I want to stay awake and spend
    as much time as possible with you.
[10:51] Gin
    D-Don't be stupid!
[10:55] Gin
    You'll jinx yourself.
[10:57] Gin
    I'm going to the store to buy Jump.
[11:00] Gin
    Do you need anything?
[11:03] Kag
    I-I want to eat pudding.
[11:05] Gin
    Pudding, huh?
[11:09] Gin
    Here.
[11:10] Kag
    That was quick!
[11:11] Kag
    Even though this is the third floor,
    and the store is on the first,
[11:14] Kag
    he got back in an instant!
[11:17] Kag
    Was it because I said I wanted to spend
    as much time as possible with them?
[11:22] Kag
    He must be feeling really guilty.
[11:25] Kag
    That said, he could be as
    useful as Doraemon right now.
[11:30] Kag
    Sorry, Gin-chan.
[11:31] Kag
    I thought I could eat something sweet,
    but my stomach's all queasy.
[11:35] Kag
    I'd like something more liquidy, like yo—
[11:36] Gin
    Yogurt, right?
[11:37] Kag
    Too quick!
[11:38] Kag
    He went and beat up Gian before Nobita
    could even finish saying "Doraemon"!
[11:42] Kag
    But he was so quick,
[11:43] Kag
    this hasn't even turned into yogurt yet!
[11:46] Kag
    Uh, Gin-chan, this hasn't fermented yet.
[11:49] Kag
    You were too quick.
[11:51] Gin
    Oh, is that so? No wonder I couldn't
    understand what was going on in Jump.
[11:55] Gin
    This is next week's issue.
[11:56] Kag
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[11:57] Kag
    You were so fast, you went
    to a store in the future?!
[11:59] Kag
    N-Never mind, then.
[12:00] Kag
    You love strawberry milk, right?
[12:03] Kag
    You can have this.
[12:04] Gin
    Yeah, I drank it earlier.
[12:05] Kag
    Forget fast, now he's just pissing me off.
[12:07] Kag
    In the end, all he did was hand me trash!
[12:13] Kag
    Eating that pudding made me sleepy.
[12:17] Gin
    Before you sleep, there's
    something I want to talk about.
[12:19] Gin
    Which would you prefer? A big
    funeral, or a small, private one?
[12:22] Kag
    You're jumping the gun!
[12:24] Kag
    That's not the kind of
    sleep I was talking about.
[12:27] Gin
    S-Sorry, that was insensitive of me.
[12:29] Gin
    I wasn't talking about you.
[12:31] Gin
    I meant this.
[12:32] Kag
    That's way more insensitive!
[12:34] Gin
    I was thinking, if we could give you
    a sky burial, that'd be a big help.
[12:37] Kag
    You'd be fine even if I died, huh?
[12:40] Gin
    That's not true!
[12:41] Kag
    You're right.
[12:43] Kag
    With my body in this state, I'll soon...
[12:47] Kag
    Yeah.
[12:48] Kag
    See that tree outside the window?
[12:50] Kag
    By the time...
[12:52] Sac
    Why is that shrimp flirting with Gin-san?!
[12:53] Kag
    By the time that pervert falls
    from the tree, I'll be gone, too.
[12:59] Gin
    Th-There's no need to worry. Look!
[13:02] Gin
    The pervert is still hanging
    from that tree, all lively!
[13:05] Kag
    I wouldn't call that lively.
[13:07] Kag
    Anyway, not that one.
[13:08] Shin
    Sis, we need to hurry up
    and visit Kagura-chan!
[13:10] Kag
    The pervert over there is
    already stuck in the ground.
[13:15] Gin
    Don't worry! Look!
[13:18] Gin
    When a pervert falls to the ground,
    it'll sprout another pervert!
[13:22] Kag
    Not that one.
[13:24] Kag
    That one there is seriously trying to fall.
[13:26] Gin
    He was already fallen to begin with.
[13:29] Kag
    Oh, is that so?
[13:30] Mad
    Aren't you gonna save me?!
[13:32] Gin
    Look, everyone's here to visit you.
[13:34] Gin
    Cheer up.
[13:35] Gin
    If you look that gloomy,
    they'll laugh at you.
[13:43] Kag
    Looks like he's reflected
    on his actions a little.
[13:46] Kag
    Oh well.
[13:48] Kag
    Yeah, I kinda feel better now.
[13:52] Gin
    Kagura!
[13:53] Kag
    Shoot! I got greedy and ate too much!
[13:57] Gin
    Y-You okay?
[13:59] Gin
    Wait, what?
[14:00] Gin
    What's with your belly?
[14:09] Kag
    I-I can't breathe!
[14:11] Kag
    My consciousness is fading...
[14:15] Gin
    Hey, Kagura!
[14:21] Gin
    Doctor! Somebody help!
[14:23] Gin
    Hang in there, Kagura!
[14:25] Gin
    Kagura!
[14:26] Kag
    Th-This is bad.
[14:28] Kag
    I managed to distract him from my belly,
[14:29] Kag
    but now I'm in critical condition instead!
[14:32] Kag
    I never intended to take
    it this far. What do I do?
SIGN    Oedo Hospital
[14:35] Kag
    What do I do?!
[15:00] Shin
    Gin-san, how's Kagura-chan?
[15:08] Shin
    K-Kagura-chan...
[15:13] Shin
    Kagura-chan!
[15:23] Tae
    How...
[15:24] Tae
    How did it come to this?
[15:28] Gin
    It's all my fault!
[15:32] Gin
    If only I'd realized it sooner...
[15:38] Gin
    Damn it...
[15:40] Gin
    Damn it...
[15:41] Gin
    Damn it all!
[15:48] Kag
    Oh my God.
[15:49] Kag
    Th-The mood in here has
    taken a seriously bad turn!
[15:52] Kag
    It totally feels like this is my deathbed!
[15:56] Kag
    I can't tell them. Not after all this.
[15:59] Kag
    I'd rather die than tell them
    it was just a summer cold!
[16:02] Kag
    This wasn't how it was supposed to be.
    I never intended to take it this far!
[16:07] Kag
    How did it come to this?
[16:10] Kag
    At this rate, the mood is
    gonna keep getting worse.
[16:13] Kag
    It's gonna get harder and
    harder to tell the truth!
[16:17] Kag
    I-I need to tell them now.
[16:20] Kag
    B-But no matter what excuse I make now,
[16:22] Kag
    it's obvious that they'll beat me into a coma.
[16:26] Kag
    I should wait for the right moment
[16:27] Kag
    and make it look like my
    condition's getting better!
[16:31] Kag
    H-Hey, Doctor!
[16:33] Kag
    Do something!
[16:36] DBJ
    Her heart rate and pulse
    are both perfectly stable.
[16:40] DBJ
    How could she be in a coma?
[16:44] DBJ
    This is a Yato disease, huh?
[16:47] DBJ
    There's nothing we can do
    with our medical science.
[16:49] Kag
    Uh, no, I'm just feigning illness here.
[16:51] Kag
    Just inject some medicine or give me a
    suppository, and I'll pretend to get better!
[16:55] DBJ
    Forgive me.
[16:57] DBJ
    Please stay by her side and
    continue to encourage her.
[17:00] Kag
    Aren't you a doctor?!
[17:01] Kag
    Do something! Anything!
[17:07] Shin
    Kagura-chan, hang in there!
[17:09] Shin
    Open your eyes!
[17:11] Kag
    They're wide open!
[17:13] Kag
    My eyeballs are dry as a desert!
    Let me rest them already!
[17:15] Shin
    Please come back to us, Kagura-chan!
[17:18] Kag
    I'm ready to come back at any time,
    so just give me a chance to!
[17:21] Tae
    Kagura-chan!
[17:23] Kag
    Oh, I know!
[17:24] Kag
    I can pretend I woke up thanks
    to them calling out to me!
[17:28] Tae
    Kagura-chan!
[17:30] Shin
    Kagura-chan!
[17:31] Kag
    One more!
[17:32] Gin
    Kagura—
[17:33] Oto
    Stop it.
[17:35] Oto
    She's fought long enough.
[17:38] Oto
    Let her rest in peace.
[17:41] Kag
    Why'd you have to say that, you old hag?!
[17:43] Kag
    I could've woken up with one more call!
[17:46] Shin
    Otose-san...
[17:48] Oto
    Don't look so pathetic.
[17:51] Oto
    Can't you at least
[17:52] Oto
    send her off
[17:53] Oto
    with a smile
[17:58] Oto
    in the end?
[17:59] Kag
    Don't give up on me so easily!
[18:02] Kag
    I can still go on!
[18:03] Kag
    I'm perfectly fine!
[18:05] Tama
    I can tell you're all suffering.
[18:08] Tama
    But instead of spending her
    final moments in sorrow,
[18:11] Tama
    we should be ourselves.
[18:14] Tama
    Wouldn't that make Kagura-sama happier?
[18:16] Kag
    No. You're saying all the right things,
    but you're still giving up too quickly.
[18:20] Cat
    Tama's right.
[18:21] Cat
    Now, more than ever,
[18:23] Cat
    we must show her the everyday
    routine she loved so much.
[18:27] Cat
    Sakata-san,
[18:29] Cat
    cough up last month's rent.
[18:31] Kag
    Who cares about that?!
[18:32] Kag
    Now's not the time for that, is it?!
[18:35] Gin
    It's all my fault.
[18:36] Gin
    If only I hadn't gone to pachinko!
[18:38] Kag
    It really is your fault.
[18:39] Kag
    This is too serious! Were your
    rent-collecting scenes always this serious?!
[18:43] Oto
    I see.
[18:44] Oto
    Then, out of respect for Kagura,
[18:46] Oto
    I'll write it off as funeral fees.
[18:49] Gin
    Thanks.
[18:50] Gin
    I'd better be grateful to Kagura.
[18:52] Oto
    Not Kagura's.
[18:53] Oto
    Your funeral.
[18:54] Gin
    Touché.
[18:57] Kag
    That's not funny. There's
    a limit to dark humor!
[19:00] Kag
    And you, don't laugh your ass
    off! Want me to kill you?!
[19:13] Kag
    They've completely given up.
[19:16] Kag
    I'll never find a lifeboat here.
[19:19] Kag
    Somebody help!
[19:21] Kag
    Isn't there anyone who believes I won't die,
    someone who'll encourage me?!
[19:27] Kyu
    Isn't it too early to give up?
[19:30] Kyu
    Aren't you Kagura-chan's friends?
[19:33] Kyu
    If you give up on her this easily,
[19:35] Kyu
    what will become of her?
[19:37] Kag
    You guys!
[19:39] Kag
    You came to encourage me because I was sick?
[19:43] Tsu
    Don't give up hope just yet.
SIGN    For the spirit of the deceased
[19:46] Tsu
    I borrowed funeral offerings
    from everyone in advance.
[19:49] Tsu
    Use this to hold a funeral.
[19:51] Kag
    You were talking about the funeral?!
SIGN    For the spirit of the deceased
[19:53] Kag
    I'm not even dead, and I'm already
    getting funeral offerings.
[19:55] Kag
    What, do people think I'm dead already?
[19:59] Tae
    You guys...
[20:00] Tsu
    I collected these from Yoshiwara, the
    Yagyu clan, and various other places.
[20:04] Tsu
    Use it.
[20:05] Sac
    That's Yoshiwara's most useful woman for you.
[20:07] Kag
    She's looking out for so many people
    that she's forgotten all about me!
[20:11] Oto
    Thank you so much.
[20:13] Oto
    I'm sure Kagura's smiling from up in heaven.
[20:16] Kag
    Seriously, I'm not dead yet!
[20:18] Sac
    Don't be so distant.
[20:20] Sac
    We need to support one another
    in these trying times.
[20:24] Sac
    So cheer up, everyone.
[20:26] Kag
    I'm the one who needs cheering up!
[20:28] Kyu
    Sarutobi, where's your funeral offering?
[20:31] Gin
    Th-Thank you!
[20:32] Gin
    I'll repay you by doubling it in pachinko!
[20:35] Kag
    You're gonna use the money on pachinko?!
[20:37] Kag
    So you don't intend to hold a funeral at all?!
[20:39] Oto
    In that case, consider rent as my offering.
[20:43] Shin
    Gin-san, my wages for this month, too.
[20:45] Kag
    Hey! What are you talking about?!
[20:49] Gin
    F-Forgive me, Kagura.
[20:51] Gin
    You'll be fine with a can of fruit
    drops as your grave, right?
[20:54] Kag
    Don't think you can get away with anything
    if you punch the wall and act the part!
[20:59] Kyu
    Gintoki, are you planning on
    embezzling our funeral offerings?
[21:03] Kyu
    Unacceptable. We're doing this
    for Kagura-chan's funeral.
[21:06] Gin
    I appreciate the thought,
[21:07] Gin
    but her will said to put her
    ashes in a can of fruit drops
[21:10] Gin
    and scatter them in a parking lot.
[21:12] Tsu
    You're the one who needs his ashes scattered!
[21:13] Tsu
    Kagura's spirit wouldn't pass on that way.
[21:15] Tsu
    She must be given a proper send-off.
[21:17] Sac
    That's right.
[21:18] Sac
    It'll be held alongside my wedding with
    Gin-san, so let's make it a big ceremony.
[21:21] Tae
    Good idea.
[21:22] Tae
    And then you two morons will also have
    your ashes scattered in a parking lot.
[21:25] Tae
    Wonderful.
[21:26] Cat
    And while we're at it,
[21:27] Cat
    let's hold a funeral for
    a certain hag, as well.
[21:30] Oto
    Funeral for who?!
[21:33] Sac
    If we set off for a new world in a group
    of three, Kagura-chan won't be lonely.
[21:35] Tsu
    You've got a point.
[21:36] Kag
    Uh, they're kinda getting
    engrossed in funeral chat.
[21:40] Kag
    Everything's proceeding under
    the premise that I'm dead.
[21:44] Kag
    This is bad news.
[21:45] Kag
    I might get thrown into
    a coffin at this rate.
[21:49] Kag
    I'd better do something.
[21:50] Oki
    Give it a rest.
SIGN    Preview
[23:35] Kag
    This is bad.
[23:37] Kag
    I ran out of time while looking
    for a chance to revive.
SIGN    Keep Your Farewells Short
[23:41] Kag
    The next episode will be "Keep Your
    Farewells Short" or something.
SIGN    Preview
[23:46] Kag
    What do I do?!
SIGN    No matter what the occasion,
SIGN    don't talk for too long.
SIGN    It puts a damper on the proceedings
SIGN    and makes legs go numb.