E287 - I'm the Mayo Guy, and He's the Sweet Tooth

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[00:03] Kag
    You curly bastard.
[00:05] Kag
    What do you mean, you lost
    all our money at the races?
[00:08] Gin
    Y-You've got it all wrong!
[00:10] Gin
    I didn't expect Justaway to show up there—
[00:12] Kag
    What about our pay?!
[00:12] Shin
    What about our pay?!
[00:15] Kag
    Hold it!
[00:16] Shin
    Freeze!
[00:21] Hij
    You're chilling out with a cup of tea
    and watching L4YOU during a stakeout?
[00:25] Hij
    Just what part of your body
    are you trying to keep awake?
[00:28] Ymz
    Y-You've got it all wrong, Vice Chief!
[00:30] Ymz
    Today's report is seriously amazing!
[00:32] Ymz
    They're featuring four foods that
    can change your intestinal health—
[00:35] Hij
    Atone for your lack of discipline
    by committing suicide!
[00:39] Hij
    Hold it right there!
[00:43] Shin
    Quit running!
[00:54] Hij
    Damn, where'd he go?!
[01:01] Gin
    Move it! You're in my way!
[01:03] Hij
    You move it! I'm on duty here!
[01:05] Hij
    Want me to cut you down?!
[01:05] Gin
    Just move already!
SIGN    Lake Toya
SIGN    Oedo Hospital
[02:56] D1
    I don't see anything...
[02:58] D2
    ...wrong with you.
[03:00] D1
    We performed a full-body checkup,
SIGN    Oedo Hospital's Request: Please watch this program
    in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV.
[03:04] D1
    but there was nothing out of the ordinary.
[03:06] D1
    It's a miracle.
[03:08] D2
    However, you may have hit your head,
    causing temporary memory loss...
[03:15] D1
    ...so let me check, just in case.
[03:17] D1
    Please state your...
[03:17] D2
    ...name and occupation, please.
[03:21] Hij
    Sakata Gintoki. I run an Odd Jobs business.
[03:26] Gin
    Hijikata Toshiro. Vice
    chief of the Shinsengumi.
[03:33] D1
    Oh, right.
[03:35] D1
    Looks like we mixed up your file with
    the other patient in the same accident.
[03:39] D2
    I'm extremely sorry.
[03:40] D2
    It was a mistake on our end.
[03:42] D2
    Yeah, you seem to be perfectly fine.
[03:47] D1
    Well, let's see how things go.
[03:49] D2
    Take care.
[03:55] Gin
    What a waste of time. Curse that moron.
[03:59] Hij
    Man, my head is killing me.
[04:02] Hij
    Am I really gonna be okay?
SIGN    Set Meals
[04:08] W
    Welcome!
[04:10] Hij
    The usual, lady.
[04:12] W
    Sure thing.
[04:14] W
    One Hijikata Special!
[04:20] Hij
    Hey, lady.
[04:21] Hij
    Who ordered this dog food?
[04:24] W
    Huh? But you said the usual...
[04:26] Hij
    By "usual," I obviously meant
    the Uji Gintoki bowl!
[04:29] Hij
    You know, with a big helping of
    sweet azuki beans on steamed rice.
[04:33] Gin
    By any chance...
[04:35] Gin
    Do you mean this cat food here?
[04:37] Hij
    That's right.
[04:39] Hij
    Is this dog food yours, by any chance?
[04:42] Hij
    Come on, lady. Gimme a break.
[04:45] W
    Oh, I'm so sorry.
[04:47] W
    I see it's the other way around today,
[04:49] W
    Hijikata-san,
[04:50] W
    Gin-san.
[04:51] W
    You switched your orders, huh?
SIGN    Set Meals
[05:00] Bo
    We switched?!
    We switched?!
SIGN    I'm the Mayo Guy,
    and He's the Sweet Tooth
[05:16] Gin
    Hey.
[05:17] Gin
    Give me my cigarettes, for starters.
[05:19] Gin
    They're in the chest pocket.
[05:21] Hij
    You really think the protagonist of an anime
[05:24] Hij
    that airs in the evening is allowed to smoke?
[05:26] Hij
    Have some self-awareness, dumbass.
[05:29] Hij
    That aside, hand over my Ahollo chocolate.
[05:30] Hij
    My sugar's running low.
[05:32] Hij
    It's in the breast pocket.
[05:34] Gin
    If the Shinsengumi vice chief
    were to eat junk like that,
[05:37] Gin
    he'd have to commit suicide
    for lack of discipline.
[05:39] Gin
    So watch it, scumbag.
[05:44] Bo
    Also...
    Also...
[05:45] Hij
    Gimme back my body!
    Gimme back my body!
SIGN    Sakata Gintoki inside
SIGN    Hijikata Toshiro inside
[05:49] Hij
    Should a cop really be trespassing
    in people's bodies?!
[05:53] Gin
    You're the one who snuck into my body!
[05:56] Gin
    I caught you red-handed!
[05:57] Hij
    Let's see you try and arrest me!
    You're nothing but a bum right now!
[06:01] Hij
    You're a powerless piece of
    human waste! Serves you right!
[06:04] Gin
    You're the human waste, you damn thief!
[06:06] Gin
    Cops are just a bunch of incompetents who
    do nothing but gobble up taxpayer money!
[06:10] Gin
    You can't do shit right now!
[06:17] Hij
    Let's stop this.
[06:19] Hij
    I feel like all my punches
    are coming back to bite me.
[06:24] Gin
    Yeah...
[06:32] Gin
    I had a dream.
[06:35] Gin
    Back then,
[06:37] Gin
    after we were hit by the truck,
    I saw our bodies laid out below.
[06:44] Hij
    Wait, are you saying...
[06:47] Gin
    I had a bad feeling.
[06:49] Gin
    Something told me that if I didn't
    get back in my body immediately,
[06:54] Gin
    I'd never be able to get back.
[06:57] Gin
    That's when I noticed this weird fur ball
    come flying towards me from behind.
[07:03] Hij
    Wait, was that me?
[07:04] Hij
    Why did I have fur?!
[07:05] Gin
    I hit that fur ball
[07:08] Gin
    and went in the wrong direction,
[07:10] Gin
    into your body.
[07:13] Gin
    The collision split the fur ball in two.
[07:17] Gin
    One half got sucked into my body,
[07:20] Gin
    and the other into the
    asshole of a cat's corpse.
[07:24] Hij
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[07:26] Hij
    Is the fur ball okay?!
[07:29] Gin
    Long story short,
[07:31] Gin
    while our bodies miraculously
    survived being hit by a dump truck,
[07:35] Gin
    our egos popped out and switched bodies.
[07:41] Gin
    Or, well, that's the dream I had.
[07:44] Hij
    Oh, a dream, huh?
[07:47] Hij
    Then if we wake up, this
    nightmare will end, right?
[07:50] Gin
    Wait!
[07:51] Hij
    Shut it!
[07:51] Hij
    The only way to get back to our own bodies
[07:53] Hij
    is to have another near-death experience and
[07:55] Hij
    cough up our egos on the asphalt again!
[07:56] Gin
    Are you stupid?!
[07:57] Gin
    If you drop me from this high up, you'll
    no longer have a home to go back to!
[08:02] Gin
    Guess I'll have to turn your home
    into a mince cutlet place, then.
[08:05] Gin
    Calm down!
[08:06] Gin
    Can you guarantee our egos will come out if
    we have another near-death experience?!
[08:09] Gin
    You might die for real this time, you know!
[08:12] Gin
    Until we find a surefire method to go
    back to normal, don't do anything stupid!
[08:16] Hij
    Does a surefire method even exist?
[08:20] Gin
    Beats me.
[08:21] Gin
    But nobody will believe such
    a ridiculous story, either.
[08:25] Gin
    We'll have to look for it ourselves.
[08:27] Hij
    You've gotta be kidding me!
[08:28] Hij
    What am I supposed to do in this
    nicotine-addled body until then?
[08:32] Gin
    Live with it. We don't have a choice.
[08:36] Gin
    I'll live as Sakata Gintoki of Odd Jobs,
[08:40] Gin
    and you live as the Shinsengumi
    vice chief, Hijikata Toshiro.
[08:45] Hij
    Screw you! How—
[08:47] Bo
    Found you.
    Found you.
[08:52] Kag
    Just how far do you plan on running?!
[08:54] Kag
    You'll pay us our wages
    today, once and for all!
[08:57] Gin
    H-Hang on!
[08:58] Gin
    What do you mean, wages?
[09:00] Gin
    Hey! What are they talking about?!
[09:03] Hij
    Good grief. You're not paying them on time?
[09:05] Hij
    Are there no depths to which you won't stoop?
[09:09] Hij
    While you're at it, brats, wring his
    overdue rent out of him, as well.
[09:13] Hij
    Any shady businesses that make their
    employees suffer will have me,
[09:16] Hij
    Shinsengumi vice chief Hijikata
    Toshiro, to answer to.
[09:19] Gin
    What are you suddenly acting
    like Hijikata-san for?!
[09:22] Gin
    You're the shady businessman here!
[09:24] Gin
    Time out! Your quack boss is over there!
[09:30] Hij
    Talk about a close shave!
[09:32] Hij
    I never thought I'd be saved by this body!
[09:35] Hij
    Like he said,
[09:37] Hij
    maybe we should stay this way for a while—
[09:48] Oki
    Sorry about that, Hijikata-san.
[09:51] Oki
    I saw you sneaking into this building,
[09:55] Oki
    so I charged in, thinking that
    maybe you'd found some Joi Rebels.
[10:00] Oki
    I'm sorry, really.
[10:02] Oki
    But usually, you would've evaded that.
[10:06] Oki
    Not on your game today, huh?
[10:10] Hij
    Th-That's right!
[10:15] Hij
    Whether I'm there or here,
[10:17] Hij
    it's all the same!
SIGN    Special Police
    Shinsengumi
[10:35] G
    Hijikata-san's still not here.
[10:37] G
    He's already twenty minutes late.
[10:39] G
    Isn't this bad?
[10:41] G
    The Shinsengumi Code says,
[10:42] G
    "No matter what the reason, anybody
    who's late to the morning assembly
[10:45] G
    must commit suicide due to lack of discipline."
[10:47] G
    That rule was created by none
    other than the vice chief himself.
[10:53] Kon
    Hey, Tetsu.
[10:55] Kon
    Go check on Toshi.
[10:56] Tet
    R-Right away!
[10:59] Shin
    Good morning!
[11:03] Shin
    As if those guys would ever be up this early.
[11:09] Tet
    This is bad, Vice Chief!
[11:10] Tet
    The morning assembly's already—
[11:12] Shin
    Gin-san, are you up—
[11:19] Hij
    You bastard...
[11:21] Gin
    What time do you think it is?
[11:24] Hij
    It's only 8:30. It's still sleepy time, damn it!
[11:28] Gin
    It's already 8:35:54.
[11:31] Gin
    The battle's already started, damn it!
[11:34] Gin
    Disembowel yourself.
[11:35] Gin
    Atone for your lack of discipline
    by committing suicide!
[11:39] Hij
    Dismissed.
[11:40] Hij
    Time to go back to sleep.
[11:55] Hij
    I was hoping everything would be
    back to normal when I woke up,
[11:58] Hij
    but of course that didn't happen.
[12:01] Gin
    This is the worst.
[12:02] Gin
    Why do I have to look at this vulgar
    face first thing in the morning?
[12:06] Hij
    What's with this hairdo?
[12:08] Hij
    I keep trying to set it, but the bangs
    keep reverting to being V-shaped.
[12:11] Hij
    How annoying. This guy's definitely
    gonna be a V-shaped baldy.
[12:15] Gin
    This face is too slack.
[12:17] Gin
    Damn!
[12:18] Gin
    When I relax the muscles, the gap
    between my eye and brow grows.
[12:22] Gin
    His weak spirit has seeped all
    the way to the roots of his hair.
[12:27] Gin
    He'll have to be washed anew,
    all the way to the pores of his skin.
[12:33] Hij
    Forget it. This is a pain.
[12:38] Hij
    I'm just gonna do things my way.
[12:45] Kon
    Hey, Sogo.
[12:46] Kon
    Think he ate something bad?
[12:49] Oki
    Well, he's been eating something
    bad for his brain cells every day.
[12:53] Kon
    I can't believe he'd break
    the Shinsengumi Code.
[12:56] Kon
    He managed to fool the men, but
    something's definitely off about him.
[13:00] Oki
    He probably just overslept.
[13:02] Kon
    Still, has he always had
    such a slack-looking face?
[13:07] Ymz
    Oh, Vice Chief!
[13:10] Ymz
    Good morning!
[13:11] All
    Good morning!
[13:13] Hij
    Ow, my ears. Quit being so
    loud early in the morning.
[13:17] Hij
    What are you guys, voice-acting students
    at the Sasaki Animation Academy?
[13:19] Ymz
    Squads five through seven are ready!
[13:23] Hij
    Ready for what? Radio calisthenics?
[13:25] Hij
    Sorry, but I don't have a stamp.
[13:27] Ymz
    No, not that.
[13:30] Ymz
    Ready to sortie.
[13:31] Ymz
    We're on patrol duty today,
[13:34] Ymz
    so please give us the usual, Hijikata-san.
[13:36] Hij
    What do you mean, the usual?
[13:38] Hij
    Today's Hijikata-san is a
    bit different than usual.
[13:41] Hij
    Spell it out.
[13:42] Ymz
    I mean, recite the Shinsengumi Code
    to keep the men on their toes.
[13:46] Hij
    Oh, right.
[13:48] Hij
    You louts!
[13:49] Hij
    You haven't forgotten the
    Shinsengumi's ironclad rules, right?
[13:53] Hij
    Article 1 of the code!
[13:55] Hij
    Er, huh?
[13:59] Hij
    "Anybody who criticizes someone who's
    forgotten the Shinsengumi Code must
[14:02] Hij
    commit suicide due to lack of discipline!"
[14:03] Kon
    You're the one who forgot it!
[14:06] Ymz
    Excuse me, Vice Chief...
[14:07] Ymz
    I'm not sure Article 1 goes like that.
[14:10] Hij
    Okay, you commit suicide.
[14:11] Ymz
    W-Wait a second, Vice Chief!
    I've never even heard of such a code!
[14:15] Hij
    Oh, sorry. It was Article 434.
[14:18] Ymz
    We don't have 434 articles in our code!
[14:20] Hij
    Article 1: "Anybody who says
    we don't have 434 articles
[14:23] Hij
    must commit suicide."
[14:24] Ymz
    Why are you touching on
    Article 434 in the very first one?!
[14:28] Hij
    Shut up. The Shinsengumi
    Code changed yesterday.
[14:31] Ymz
    First I've heard of that.
[14:33] Ymz
    What's that all about?
[14:34] Hij
    Shinsengumi Code, Article 2:
[14:36] Hij
    "Anybody who sweats the small
    stuff must commit suicide!"
[14:40] Kon
    He shut them up!
[14:41] Kon
    He shot them down with a contrived move!
[14:45] Hij
    How long will this
[14:46] Hij
    Hijikata-san of yours have to hold
    your hands until you're satisfied?
[14:50] Hij
    The Shinsengumi Code?
    How am I supposed to kno—
[14:53] Hij
    I shouldn't have to recite it.
    It should be ingrained in your bodies.
[14:56] Hij
    The ironclad rules to keep
    you acting like proper samurai?
[14:59] Hij
    If you've got the time to
    ask others for such crap,
[15:01] Hij
    look within your hearts.
[15:04] Hij
    Why don't you guys find
    your own code and follow that?
[15:08] Hij
    Quit bothering Hijikata-san
    for every little thing.
[15:11] Ymz
    Vice Chief...
[15:12] Ymz
    Y-You mean you're abolishing
    the Shinsengumi Code?
[15:16] Hij
    Take it as you will.
[15:18] Hij
    For the time being, I'm going to
    follow my own Shinsengumi Code,
[15:23] Hij
    and go back to sleep a third time.
[15:25] Kon
    W-Wait, Toshi!
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
SIGN    Odd Jobs Code 1: Anybody who's late must commit suicide. 2: Anybody who doesn't pay rent on time must commit suicide. 3: Anybody who doesn't pay salaries on time must commit suicide.
[15:32] Shin
    Uh, Gin-san...
[15:34] Shin
    What is this, exactly?
[15:38] Gin
    The Odd Jobs Code.
[15:40] Gin
    Ironclad rules to whip
    you slackers into shape.
[15:43] Gin
    The next time you violate them, you'll
    have to commit suicide on the spot.
SIGN    4: Anybody who hogs payment money and gambles with it must commit suicide. 5: Actually, anybody with naturally curly hair must commit suicide. 6: Anybody who has stinky feet must commit suicide.
[15:47] Kag
    But this is pretty much
    all about you, Gin-chan.
[15:49] Gin
    Who are you calling Gin-chan?
    That's President to you.
[15:53] Gin
    The person I was until yesterday
[15:54] Gin
    got sucked into a cat's asshole and died.
[15:57] Gin
    Don't think you can lead a depraved
    lifestyle anymore, you brats.
[16:01] Kag
    Uh, you were the most depraved one here.
[16:04] Gin
    Anyway, as much as I hate to do this,
SIGN    Salary Salary
[16:06] Gin
    I'll give you these.
[16:08] Gin
    It's your overdue pay.
[16:13] Gin
    If you perform well,
[16:14] Gin
    I'll even give you a bonus.
[16:17] Gin
    Also...
SIGN    Rent
[16:18] Gin
    Where do I pay rent?
[16:21] Kag
    You monster!
[16:25] Kag
    Where'd you get this money?!
[16:27] Kag
    The bank? The convenience store?
[16:28] Kag
    The human trust?!
[16:29] Kag
    I don't remember raising you to be
    a monster that pays salaries!
[16:34] Shin
    We've got trouble, Otose-san!
[16:35] Shin
    Gin-san...
[16:36] Shin
    Gin-san says he wants to
    pay our salaries and rent!
[16:38] Oto
    Say what?!
[16:43] Oto
    Hurry up and inform everyone in town!
[16:45] Oto
    A meteorite's going to fall on us!
[16:47] Gin
    I seriously want out of this body right now!
[16:50] Gin
    See? It's definitely my passbook.
[16:53] Gin
    Open your eyes wide and take a good look.
[16:55] Kag
    Very well!
[16:56] Shin
    Your wish is our command, President.
[16:58] Gin
    Talk about a sudden change!
[17:00] Gin
    The next time you doubt me,
    you guys will have to commit suicide!
[17:02] Bo
    Yes, sir!
[17:03] Gin
    Listen up. If we want to
    make business flourish,
[17:05] Gin
    our organization has to stop
    being disjointed and act as one.
[17:08] Gin
    And that is why we have the Odd Jobs Code.
[17:11] Gin
    Individuals need the resolve to harshly
    discipline themselves for the group's sake.
[17:14] Gin
    Then, and only then, will
    an organization be united
[17:17] Gin
    and become capable of displaying
    its full capabilities.
[17:20] Gin
    To that end, we'll first...
[17:29] Gin
    How are things going over there?
[17:32] Hij
    Not making any progress at all.
[17:34] Hij
    I'm making my men ask around all over town,
[17:37] Hij
    but nobody's ever heard of
    egos switching bodies before.
SIGN    Shinsengumi
[17:45] Kon
    What are you doing, Toshi?!
[17:46] Kon
    Let's go have a bloodbath
    with the Joi Rebels already!
[17:49] Hij
    Oh, Gorilla.
[17:51] Hij
    I'll be right there.
[17:52] Hij
    And how are things on your end?
[17:54] Gin
    I made my men look into it as well,
[17:56] Gin
    but ended up with similar results.
[18:00] Shin
    What do you fiends think
    you're doing in public?
[18:03] Shin
    As the captain of Odd Jobs Squad Two,
[18:05] Shin
    I, Shimura Shinpachi, shall
    adhere to the Odd Jobs Code
SIGN    Slay
[18:09] Shin
    and slay evil immediately.
SIGN    Evil
SIGN    Immediately
[18:12] Gin
    Hold up, four-eyes. Let them go.
[18:15] Gin
    They're not bad guys.
[18:18] Hij
    I see.
[18:19] Hij
    Neither of us made any progress, huh?
[18:23] Bo
    Like hell!
[18:25] Gin
    What is that? Some kind of band of bandits?!
[18:27] Gin
    They don't look like the long
    arm of the law at all!
[18:29] Gin
    More like the crooks that get caught by it!
[18:31] Hij
    And what are you doing,
    bringing ripoffs into my house?!
[18:34] Hij
    What does he mean, "slay evil immediately"?
[18:36] Hij
    Stop him now! Stop him
    before he uses the Gatotsu!
[18:39] Gin
    Are you stupid?!
[18:39] Gin
    I instilled some order in your
    unruly mob! Be grateful!
[18:43] Hij
    You should be grateful to
    the vice chief who gave your
[18:45] Hij
    organization its freedom back!
[18:46] Oki
    That's enough.
[18:49] Oki
    Lay one finger on Toshi-san,
    and I'll make you pay, boss.
[18:52] Gin
    Why the hell are you on his side?!
[18:54] Kag
    Right back at you.
[18:57] Kag
    If your sword moves even a little,
[19:00] Kag
    I'll slay Toshi immediately.
[19:01] Hij
    Hey! Don't use the Gatotsu!
[19:04] Hij
    Don't use the Zero Stance!
[19:05] Oki
    Interesting.
[19:06] Oki
    Why don't we see which is faster,
    your Gatotsu Ogino Stance,
[19:09] Oki
    or my Nine-Headed Dragon Trash?
[19:11] Kag
    I couldn't ask for more.
[19:12] Hij
    Nobody asked for this!
    You're just asking for a beating!
[19:15] Gin
    Wait! Wait! Stop!
SIGN    Eight One Two
    Seven Nine Three
    Six Five Four
[19:17] Hij
    Calm down!
SIGN    Slay
SIGN    Evil
SIGN    Immediately
[19:28] T
    ...sama.
[19:29] T
    ...oki-sama.
[19:31] T
    Hang in there, Gintoki-sama.
[19:36] Hij
    Oh, it's you, Tama.
[19:38] Hij
    Feels like it's been ages since
    anyone called me that...
[19:41] ---
    Hey...
[19:42] Hij
    Tama! How'd you know?!
[19:45] T
    Rest assured.
[19:47] T
    Your bodies can go back to normal.
SIGN    Doll House
[19:54] Gen
    So this is Ginnoji,
[19:56] Gen
    and that's the demonic vice chief, huh?
[19:59] Gen
    Guess I was right to have Tama look for you
    guys after I heard about the accident.
[20:06] Gen
    Listen well.
[20:07] Gen
    The truck that ran you over
[20:11] Gen
    was transporting a certain machine
    that was developed in secret.
[20:15] Gen
    A terrifying machine that could affect
    humanity and even universal causation!
[20:22] Gin
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[20:24] Hij
    Just what happened to us?
[20:26] Gen
    This is just a guess,
[20:28] Gen
    but the machine must have
    malfunctioned due to the impact,
[20:32] Gen
    resulting in the tragedy that befell you two.
[20:35] Gen
    That's right.
SIGN    Fully Automatic Egg-on-Rice Maker
[20:39] Gen
    It was caused by this Fully Automatic
    Egg-on-Rice Maker!
[20:42] Hij
    It's nothing but junk!
[20:44] Hij
    What the hell is a Fully Automatic
    Egg-on-Rice Maker?!
[20:48] Gen
    Those with a discerning eye can tell.
[20:49] Gen
    It's the pinnacle of science, the result of
    my years of research, realized at last!
[20:54] Hij
    Wait, you built it?!
[20:56] Gen
    If you put an egg in this
    transfer device here,
[20:59] Gen
    it'll separate the yolk from
    the white and extract it.
[21:04] Gen
    And if you put soy sauce in
    the other transfer device,
[21:07] Gen
    it'll extract just the perfect amount.
[21:11] Gen
    And by warping those onto the
    steamed rice in the center,
[21:17] Gen
    it can help anybody make the
    perfect egg-on-rice easily!
[21:21] Gen
    It's the machine of dreams!
[21:22] Hij
    That wasn't easy at all!
[21:23] Hij
    Just how contrived a contraption
    did you build to make egg-on-rice?!
[21:27] Gin
    What kind of malfunction would it take
[21:28] Gin
    for this egg-on-rice maker
    to switch people's egos?!
[21:32] Gen
    That's elementary.
[21:34] Gen
    After the accident, the transfer devices
    fell out of the truck and malfunctioned,
[21:38] Gen
    extracting your egos instead of yolks,
[21:44] Gen
    and instead of putting them on steamed rice,
[21:46] Gen
    put them in each other's smashed bodies.
[21:49] Gen
    It made, not egg-on-rice,
SIGN    Egg-on-Rice
SIGN    Ego-in-the-Wrong-Device
[21:53] Gen
    but ego-in-the-wrong-device.
[21:58] Bo
    That wasn't funny, you shitty geezer!
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    Preview
[23:35] Hij
    All right, here's the next episode preview.
[23:37] Gin
    Hold it! You're me right now,
    so shouldn't I be doing this instead?
[23:40] Hij
    I may be you right now,
    but it's still me on the inside,
[23:43] Hij
    so it's fine if I do it, you damn curly.
[23:44] Gin
    You're the damn curly!
SIGN    I'm a Failure as a Leader,
    and He's Also a Failure as a Leader
[23:46] Gin
    Wait, I am? Huh?
[23:46] Hij
    Damn, the title went up already!
[23:48] Hij
    N-Next episode: "I'm a Failure as a Leader—"
SIGN    Since their switched egos have made a mess of the preview,
SIGN    we will handle it instead.
SIGN    Next episode: "I'm a Failure as a Leader,
SIGN    and He's Also a Failure as a Leader."