E18 - Oh, Yeah! Our Crib Is Number One!

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[00:08] Rasuta
    Lucky charm dolls from Planet Wheeler.
[00:11] Rasuta
    They make any wishes come true.
[00:13] ---
    You can make the wish and give it as a gift too!
[00:16] Shinpachi
    Is that for real?
[00:18] Rasuta
    Yeah, yeah, it's so for real. What's your wish, young man?
[00:23] Shinpachi
    Tamagoyaki...
[00:24] Rasuta
    Tama?
[00:25] Shinpachi
    I wish she'd get better at making tamagoyaki.
SIGN    [Space Monster - Stefan]
[00:31] Rasuta
    Thanks, man!
[00:33] Shinpachi
    This doll looks awfully familiar... What was it?
[00:38] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    [Space Monster]
SIGN    [Stefan]
[00:38] Shinpachi
    Why does a lucky charm doll have a "Space monster" tag?
[00:42] Shipachi
    Excuse me...?
[00:43] Rasuta
    Run away!
SIGN    [At the Rasta Amanto's street stall, Shinpachi buys a lucky charm doll said to grant wishes.]
SIGN    [Will Shinpachi's wish ever come true? And what is "Space Monster Stefan"?]
SIGN    [Kodokan Dojo]
[02:26] Shinpachi
    Sis, I'm home!
[02:29] Shinpachi
    Oh, well. You have to believe in stuff like this first.
[02:33] ---
    Maybe a miracle will occur and my sister's omelet will be much better.
[02:39] ---
    It's not like I was cheated...
[02:42] ---
    It's not like I got ripped off!
[02:47] Shinpachi
    Sis, I'm home.
[02:51] Shinpachi
    Sis? Oh?
[02:54] ---
    Is she out?
[02:59] Otae
    Die!
[03:03] Shinpachi
    Wh-What are you doing, Sis?!
[03:07] ---
    Are you trying to kill your brother?
[03:09] Otae
    Oh, it's you, Shinpachi.
[03:11] Shinpachi
    Oh, no! Stefan!
[03:13] ---
    There's a hole in Stefan's stomach!
[03:15] Otae
    Don't come back at a time like this. It's confusing.
[03:18] Shinpachi
    D-Don't come back?! How can you say that to your dearly beloved brother?!
[03:23] Otae
    Look, I had a lot of trouble while you were away.
[03:28] Shinpachi
    Your character has totally changed, Sis.
[03:31] ---
    Wh-What happened to you?
[03:33] Otae
    What happened to me?
[03:37] ---
    Just thinking about it pisses me off!
[03:39] Shinpachi
    No! Stefan!
[03:42] Shinpachi
    Wait,wasn't it a key part of today's story?!
SIGN    ["Oh, Yeah! Our Crib Is Number One!"]
SIGN    [Restaurant Battle Royal Host]
[03:52] Gintoki
    Huh? A panty thief?
[03:54] Shinpachi
    That's right.
[03:56] Waitless
    A chocolate sundae?
[03:56] Shinpachi
    She got hit twice during the days I stayed over at your place.
[03:57] Gintoki
    That's mine.
[03:59] Kagura
    The hamburger steak, spaghetti Neapolitan and the sandwich are mine.
[04:00] Shinpachi
    Can't we do anything about it?
[04:02] Gintoki
    Huh? Can't we do anything about what?
[04:05] Shinpachi
    About the panty thief!
[04:07] Gintoki
    Huh? A panty thief?
[04:09] Shinpachi
    That's right.
[04:10] Shinpachi
    She got hit twice during the days I stayed over at your place.
[04:14] Shinpachi
    Can't we do anything about it?
[04:16] Gintoki
    Huh? Can't we do anything about what?
[04:19] Shinpachi
    I keep telling you! The panty thief! The panty thief!
[04:27] Gintoki
    Right, a panty thief.
[04:29] Shinpachi
    This guy heard what I said!
[04:33] Gintoki
    They say in the old days, women didn't wear panties under their kimonos.
[04:37] ---
    Young ladies, gals, girls, princesses, all of them!
[04:41] Shinpachi
    Uh... You're referring to a single age group.
[04:43] ---
    You're supposed to say grannies, women, and girls.
[04:47] Gintoki
    You fool!
[04:49] Gintoki
    When you talk about underpants, panties, and no panties,
[04:51] Gintoki
    it can only refer to young girls!
[04:54] Kagura
    Say, only old guys say panties.
[04:57] Shinpachi
    What? For real?!
[04:58] Gintoki
    Then scanties are also no good.
[05:00] Shinpachi
    Nobody says that these days.
[05:03] Gintoki
    The one I can't stand are thongs.
[05:05] ---
    It took away girls' modesty and the pleasure from men.
[05:09] Kagura
    I'm wearing a G-string right now.
[05:12] Gitoki
    You're lying! Liar!
[05:14] Kagura
    I'm not. I've been wearing it for years.
[05:17] Kagura
    It's so worn out, only the strings are left.
[05:20] Shinpachi
    What kind of panties are those?!
[05:21] Kagura
    In a way, it's vintage panties.
[05:23] Gintoki
    It's worthless, not even worth a cent. Just dump it.
[05:26] Gintoki
    Anyway, women in the old days didn't put on underwear, didn't even wear them.
[05:30] ---
    Wow. Just thinking about it...
[05:34] Gintoki
    Even though you're a princess, under that kimono...you're a wildcat.
[05:38] Gintoki
    That's kinda hot. Kinda like...she has this calm demeanor but-
[05:43] Gintoki
    Whoa, look out!-secretly she's a wildcat, right?
[05:45] Otae
    Now is not the time for your weird fantasies and no panties lectures.
[05:48] Otae
    The thief stole my lucky panties, damn it!
[05:51] Gintoki
    Lucky panties? Are you planning on going to Vegas, sister?
[05:55] Otae
    Hell yeah! And it's gonna be a high roller night, fool!
[06:00] Otae
    Don't underestimate me.
[06:02] Gintoki
    So, what do you want?
[06:04] Gintoki
    You want it back for your gambling run? Or would simply getting it back satisfy you?
[06:09] Otae
    I want my panties back... And then I want to slowly break every bone in the thief's body.
[06:13] Shinpachi
    Sis?
[06:14] Gintoki
    That's not what a civilized, panties-wearing person would say.
[06:18] ---
    It's more of a naked-jungle-warrior type of statement.
[06:22] Kagura
    A panty thief is the enemy of all women, uh-huh!
[06:25] Kagura
    Big sis, I'm with you on this one!
[06:28] Otae
    Oh, Kagura-chan!
[06:30] Otae
    Well said, my sistah!
[06:32] Otae
    Come! Let's pledge our sisterhood with a drink.
[06:35] Kagura
    Osu!
[06:36] Shinpachi
    Wait! Wait! Someone will die! You two are way too dangerous!
[06:39] Shinpachi
    This is bad! The deadliest combatants in the world have joined forces.
[06:43] Gintoki
    Forget about it.
[06:45] ---
    We already know who the culprit is, right?
[06:47] Shinpachi
    Huh? Who could it be...?
[06:53] Kondo
    Huh? Am I caught? Nah! But maybe I am? Whoa, I really am caught?!
[06:58] Kondo
    What?! Are you suspecting me, you bastards?!
[07:05] ---
    There's no way a samurai would do something so vile and low as stealing panties.
[07:09] Gintoki
    There's no way a samurai would stalk a teenage girl either.
[07:12] Kondo
    I may be a stalker, but I would never steal panties! I'll sue you!
[07:16] Shinpachi
    You're the one who's gonna get sued!
[07:19] Gintoki
    So this is it for the Shinsengumi, eh?
[07:21] ---
    What a joyous occasion!
[07:23] Kondo
    Wait! Wait! Wait! Look at this!
[07:26] Shinpachi
    What's this?
[07:28] Shinpachi
    "Masked Loincloth Bandit Strikes Again."
[07:31] Kondo
    He's the petty thief that's been terrorizing the city recently.
[07:34] Kondo
    As the name suggests, his costume is weird.
[07:40] Kondo (N)
    He wraps a red loincloth around his face...
[07:42] Kondo (N)
    And runs through the darkness in his briefs...
[07:45] Kondo (N)
    Only stealing pretty girls' panties...
[07:49] Kondo (N)
    And tosses them to guys who can't get dates. A weird sicko.
[08:02] Shinpachi
    What is that? Some perverted version of Robin Hood?
[08:05] Gintoki
    I see...
[08:07] ---
    So that's the story behind these panties.
[08:09] ---
    I thought it was a present from Santa.
[08:11] Shinpachi
    You've got one?!
[08:13] ---
    And you thought it was from Santa?!
[08:15] ---
    It's totally out of season!
[08:16] Gintoki
    Shut up! Kabukicho's Santa works 24/7 year-round!
[08:21] Kondo
    That means the thief thinks you're a loser who can't get girls. How pathetic!
[08:25] Shinpachi
    Check out your own kimono, pal! Looks like Santa perv paid you a visit too!
[08:30] Kondo
    Th-This isn't a charity panty from the Masked Loincloth!
[08:34] Shinpachi
    That makes it worse, doesn't it?
[08:36] Kondo
    What?! Oh?!
[08:37] Gintoki
    So you're saying the same guy stole Otae's panties?
[08:42] Kondo
    Precisely!
[08:43] ---
    Every girl in Edo has been the victim of this panty thief.
[08:47] ---
    But due to his public popularity, especially from nerdy men,
[08:51] ---
    the police are having a hard time capturing him.
[08:54] Gintoki
    So the pervert thinks he's a benevolent thief?
[08:57] ---
    I can't stand it... I can't stand it one bit!
[09:00] ---
    How the hell does he know I can't get a girl?!
[09:02] Kondo/Shinpachi
    No! The panties!
[09:05] Gintoki
    The 35th...
SIGN    [Tiki Tiki Mission: Capture the Masked Loincloth!]
[09:07] Gintoki
    Tiki Tiki Mission: Capture the Masked Loincloth!
[09:11] All
    Yeah!
[09:13] Shinpachi
    35th...?
[09:16] Gintoki
    Now a word from the committee chief executive, Mr. Isao Kondo.
[09:21] Kondo
    Ahem! The Shinsengumi exists to keep peace in this city.
[09:27] Kondo
    What is peace?!
[09:29] ---
    It's the right to live safely!
[09:31] ---
    For people to live in happiness.
[09:32] Kondo
    The small happiness of each person will create peace for the whole city.
[09:37] Kondo
    Therefore, Shinpachi-kun.
[09:39] Kondo
    Protecting your sister's panties is also our mission.
[09:44] Okita
    Boy, when it comes to making stupid excuses, our commander is the best.
[09:49] Kondo
    Hey!
[09:50] Shinpachi
    By the way, what is the Shinsengumi doing here?
[09:53] Okita
    For revenge...
[09:55] Okita
    Right, Hijikata-san?
[10:02] Okita
    What an idiot to give Hijikata-san charity panties.
[10:14] Hijikata
    No mercy!
[10:16] Shinpachi
    His eyes are totally serious!
[10:18] Gintoki
    Buh-Bump! Mission: Capture Masked Loincloth using full of women.
SIGN    [Buh-Bump! Mission: Capture Masked Loincloth using full of women.]
[10:23] All
    Yeah!
[10:25] Shinpachi
    What do you mean by "full of women"?!
[10:28] Gintoki
    Well, let's get started again.
[10:30] Gintoki
    This time, we've decided to use a decoy operation with the full cooperation of Miss Tae Shimura.
[10:35] Shinpachi
    Decoy operation?
[10:37] All
    Oh!
[10:39] Otae
    I'll offer my lucky panties. It'll knock you out like Mickey Rourke's Cat Punch.
[10:44] Kondo
    Cat Punch!
[10:46] Gintoki
    Hold on! That's too hardcore!
[10:49] Gintoki
    Normal boys can't handle it. They'll run their ass off.
[10:53] Otae
    Then... How about this?
[10:54] All
    Oh...
[10:55] Otae
    Packs the same punch that knocked Akebono down.
[10:58] Kondo
    Knocked...
[11:01] Gintoki
    No! No! No! That's way too maniacal!
[11:03] Shinpachi
    Guys... Think a bit more about the brother who has to see his sister's panties over and over again, will ya?
[11:08] ---
    It's worse than watching a love scene on TV with your whole family.
[11:12] Kagura
    And that's how a boy climbs up the ladder to adulthood.
[11:16] Shinpachi
    You there! Don't summarize it so easily!
[11:18] Okita
    Watching your sister's panties is nothing!
[11:22] Okita
    Hijikata-san saw his father wearing a bra.
[11:26] Gintoki
    I see. It was so shocking that his pupils are still wide open to this day.
[11:30] Hijikata
    Like hell they are!
[11:34] Otae
    I'm risking my life and my panties here!
[11:37] Otae
    Stop messing around and get to work, you idiots!
[11:40] All Men
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[11:43] Kagura
    Big sis, you're so cool!
[11:46] Gintoki
    Listen up!
[11:48] Gintoki
    He is a genuine pervert who prefers quality over quantity when it comes to girls' panties.
[11:53] Gintoki
    Therefore he'll definitely sneak in here again.
[11:56] Gintoki
    And that's when we capture him.
[11:57] Gintoki
    I don't care if he's the Mask Loincloth or Masked Panty thief,
[12:00] Gintoki
    we cannot forgive the way he tramples over a girl's innocence and a man's pride.
[12:06] Gintoki
    All pumped up and ready to kick some ass, we'll bring him down with a single blow!
[12:11] ---
    We'll stain his white briefs red with his own blood!
[12:13] All
    Yeah!
[12:32] Shinpachi
    Excuse me?!
[12:34] ---
    Aren't you all becoming a bit too psychotic over a panty thief?
[12:38] Shinpachi
    I mean...Do we really need the Shinsengumi for this?
[12:41] Kondo
    What are you saying?! Even I can...
[12:47] Kondo
    Ouch!
[12:49] Okita
    Now, now...
[12:50] Okita
    I thought something like this would happen,
[12:52] Okita
    so I brought these from the warehouse in the castle.
[12:54] Shinpachi
    What's this?
[12:56] Okita
    How should I put it?
[12:58] ---
    Something like...land mines?
[13:00] Shinpachi
    Not "something like"! That's exactly what it is!
[13:02] Okita
    I had a hard time sneaking them out under strict supervision.
[13:06] Hijikata
    "Takes a thief to catch a thief", eh?
[13:08] Shinpachi
    Just like that?!
[13:09] Okita
    Place these mines in the surrounding area,
[13:12] Okita
    and this old dojo will become an invincible and secure fort.
[13:16] Shinpachi
    It can stay as an old dojo!
[13:18] ---
    It's illegal! It's totally against the Geneva Convention!
[13:22] Okita
    That's that. We have our own rules.
[13:24] Shinpachi
    Don't talk like some mom would!
[13:26] ---
    A land mine is a weapon of war!
[13:29] Hijikata
    No, it's not.
[13:30] Hijikata
    The official name is "Something like...a land mine."
[13:34] Shinpachi
    You're kidding me!
[13:36] Otae
    Shin-chan.
[13:37] Otae
    This is a battlefield. If you're scared, go home, little girl.
[13:42] Shinpachi
    But, sis... This is my home.
[13:45] Hijikata
    It takes a real samurai to embrace the battlefield as their home.
[13:48] Shinpachi
    Well, that's not exactly what I meant.
[13:50] Hijikata
    Accusing someone as suspicious and killing them without argument.
[13:54] ---
    I haven't done this for a long time.
[13:56] Shinpachi
    Huh? Huh? Accuse?
[13:58] ---
    Whoa!
[13:59] Otae
    No...We might as well pierce through them.
[14:01] Hijikata
    Pounding them is much better than that...
[14:03] Otae
    How about we tear them up and pluck them out?
[14:06] Hijikata
    Twisting, breaking, rolling and boiling?
[14:09] Shinpachi
    Hey, hey! You two are scaring us!
[14:11] Gintoki
    Ouch...
[14:13] Gintoki
    My back hurts.
[14:14] Shinpachi
    It's not like working on a farm!
[14:16] ---
    It's the most dangerous construction work in the world!
[14:20] Hijikata
    Quit being annoying, Yamazaki!
[14:30] Gintoki
    How come I always get...
[14:33] Kagura
    It's because your blood is so sweet.
[14:35] Gintoki
    My blood sugar level...?
[14:36] Shinpachi
    We don't care about your blood glucose...
[14:39] ---
    I don't see any signs of the thief appearing.
[14:43] Shinpachi
    Perhaps he won't come at all. I mean, not only today, but never!
[14:49] Gintoki
    Don't worry, he'll come.
[14:51] Shinpachi
    What's your reasoning for that?
[14:54] Kagura
    Look at those panties just hanging out in the open like that.
[14:57] ---
    What panty thief could resist it?!
[15:00] Shinpachi
    But it's too obvious! You can tell it's a trap!
[15:03] Otae
    Shin-chan.
[15:05] Otae
    The more difficult the task, the more encouraged the thief gets.
[15:10] Shinpachi
    How the heck would you know?!
[15:12] ---
    What if he's a wussy thief?
[15:15] Okita
    I don't care who the thief is. Let's just grab someone and say he's the thief.
[15:20] Hijikata
    If we can agree on a story, it'll work.
[15:22] Shinpachi
    Someone as in who?! Agreeing on what?!
[15:25] Gintoki
    Hey, stop yelling.
[15:27] ---
    If the crook hears you, it'll ruin the surprise.
[15:30] Shinpachi
    What's ruined is your brains! And it's freakin' hot, damn it!
[15:33] Gintoki
    What did you say, you bastard?!
[15:35] Gintoki
    How 'bout I ventilate your face!
[15:36] Otae
    Hey, don't push me. It's too hot!
[15:36] Shinpachi
    If you think I'm gonna even let you, then you're wrong!
[15:40] Okita
    Should we help them out?
[15:42] Hijikata
    When you fight, give it your all.
[15:44] ---
    Go until your opponent can't stand up.
[15:47] Kagura
    My fist wants to fight too!
[15:50] ---
    Somebody! Let my fists taste your blood!
[15:54] Kondo
    Hey, stop! No fighting!
[15:57] Kondo
    You guys are just getting testy because of the heat.
[16:00] ---
    All right, let's take a break.
[16:02] Gintoki
    Shut up, mite beards!
[16:03] Otae
    Shut up, ass hair!
[16:04] Kagura
    Shut up, Mr. Tangle.
[16:06] Hijikata
    Shut up, miso bread.
[16:07] Okita
    Shut up, Gorilla.
[16:09] Kondo
    It's just the heat, right? That's gotta be it.
[16:13] ---
    Oh, why don't I get something cold? It'll help calm everyone down.
[16:19] Kagura
    Azuki bean ice cream!
[16:21] Gintoki
    Something sundae-like!
[16:22] Otae
    Baagen-Daaz ice cream!
[16:23] Okita
    Seafood vinaigrette!
[16:24] Hijikata
    Beef bowl and tonjiru bento!
[16:25] ---
    With a 500 ml bottle of Mayonnaise on the side!
[16:29] Shinpachi
    G-Green tea.
[16:30] Kondo
    Alright, already. I'll get them, just chill out.
[16:33] Kondo
    Good grief...
[16:43] Otae
    Oh, Kondo-san blew up!
[16:45] Kagura
    Well, it was hot after all.
[16:47] Hijikata
    I guess that would blow you away.
[16:48] Gintoki
    Yeah right! He stepped on his own land mine.
[16:52] ---
    He didn't remember where he placed it, what an idiot!
[16:57] Shinpachi
    Uh... wait a sec, guys...
[16:59] Shinpachi
    Don't tell me you all don't remember where you set up the land mines?
[17:05] Otae
    Oh dear! The mailman will get blown to bits tomorrow morning.
[17:09] Shinpachi
    Now isn't the time to say that!
[17:13] Shinpachi
    Th-That man...
[17:15] Masked Loincloth
    Where there's light, there is shadow.
[17:17] ---
    Where there's men, there is a baldie.
[17:19] Masked Loincloth
    Pulled by the elastic bands of panties,
[17:21] Masked Loincloth
    Tonight, I run the path of men's dreams!
[17:24] Masked Loincloth
    Masked Loincloth Bandit, at your service!
[17:29] Masked Loincloth
    Hysterical! You guys are priceless!
[17:32] ---
    It appears you've prepared a warm welcoming for me, but it's all in vain!
[17:37] Shinpachi
    This sucks! He came at the worst possible moment!
[17:40] Masked Loincloth
    Did you really think I'd fall for such childish tricks?
[17:44] ---
    You've underestimated the Masked Loincloth, the greatest bandit!
[17:47] Masked Loincloth
    If you come up here, I'd fight you!
[17:51] Masked Loincloth
    You can bite your fingernails and watch
[17:54] Masked Loincloth
    as your panties are handed over to perverts, otakus, cherryboys, and delusional horny S.O.B.'s!
[18:04] Masked Loincloth
    Here I come!
[18:08] Okita
    It's what you'd call, "taking extra measures".
[18:21] Hijikata
    Go, Yamazaki! Beat'em up!
[18:24] Yamazaki
    You got it, Vice-commander!
[18:26] Yamazaki
    Die!
[18:37] Hijikata
    What the hell did he show up for?!
[18:40] Masked Loincloth
    Silly Shinsengumi. Tah!
[18:57] Shinpachi
    There was a land mine placed under the floor too, huh?
[19:01] Gintoki
    Yup, looks that way...
[19:02] Kagura
    Hey! That's...
[19:13] Masked Loincloth
    You fools!
[19:15] Masked Loincloth
    You can't defeat me with something like this.
[19:18] Masked Loincloth
    Perverts, otakus, cherryboys, and delusional horny S.O.B.'s across the country await my return!
[19:26] Masked Loincloth
    Their voices give me power!
[19:31] ---
    Can't you hear their voices?
[19:35] Masked Loincloth (N)
    "Masked Loincloth, please! Give us hope!"
[19:38] ---
    "Rough nylon, smooth silk, fluffy cotton.
[19:42] ---
    Anything is fine! Just one pair of panties is enough for us to live another day."
[19:46] ---
    "Then we can stand tall and keep going!"
[19:49] Masked Loincloth
    Can you hear their silent cries?!
[19:54] Masked Loincloth
    Failure is not an option!
[19:56] ---
    In the Masked Loincloth's honor, I will to return to them!
[20:01] Kondo
    Wait!
[20:04] Kondo
    Keep your filthy paws off of Otae-san's panties!
[20:07] Kondo
    I haven't even touched them yet, damn it!
[20:09] Masked Loincloth
    Kuh, let me go! You gorilla with a butt-hair chin three seconds short of a man!
[20:16] Kondo
    You think such descriptive abuse would make me flinch?!
[20:20] Kondo
    Odd Jobs! What are you waiting for?! Hurry, I'll let you have this one!
[20:28] Gintoki
    No need to tell me.
[20:31] Gintoki
    Hold on tight to his hairy legs!
[20:58] Masked Loincloth
    It looks like I get the last laugh, after all!
[21:06] Otae
    Never underestimate...
[21:09] Masked Loincloth
    What?!
[21:10] Otae
    ...a woman!
[21:24] Otae
    There's no way I'll give my panties to someone who won't even show his face.
[21:31] Otae
    If you really want it, approach me directly, naked from head to toe.
[21:35] ---
    I mean...with an open naked heart.
[21:49] Masked Loincloth
    In this right hand, I have not a single pair of panties!
[21:59] Shinpachi
    Sis!
[22:02] Kagura
    Big sis, you're the best!
[22:14] Okita
    Hijikata-san, actually, I gave you the charity panties.
[22:18] Hijikata
    What?!
[22:19] Okita
    Ha ha! It was a joke. A joke!
[22:21] Hijikata
    You wanna die?
[22:23] ---
    Wait!
[22:25] ---
    Stay there!
SIGN    The beach? No can do.
SIGN    
SIGN    Looks like the beach is closed off because of a man-eating alien.
SIGN    What? There's a reward for that alien?
SIGN    All right! This summer is going to be fly fishing for aliens!
[24:15] ---
    The next episode:
[24:16] ---
    "Why is the Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!"
SIGN    ["Why is the Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!"]
SIGN    [This year's summer fad for the young modern kids, the beach house's special beach samurai shirts.]
SIGN    [By the way, aren't you guys jumping to conclusions, too quickly? Oh well, guess we'll go for our last spurt!]
SIGN    [Present]
SIGN    [Masked Loincloth Bandit IV]
[24:39] Masked Loincloth
    Here's a fabulous gift for you losers watching anime alone at such an hour!
[24:44] ---
    Send us a postcard addressed below with your address, name, age
[24:47] ---
    and the reason why you can't get a girl.
[24:51] ---
    We're looking forward to hearing from you...
[24:53] Otae
    No, we aren't!