E132 - Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks

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SIGN    [Buwahahaha, a request from your Excellency. Turn on the room lights and keep your distance from the TV when watching the show.]
[01:33] Okami
    All right. Congratulations. You've passed the job interview.
SIGN    ["Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks"]
[01:48] Okami
    You have 40 seconds to get ready!
[01:51] Okami
    I hate dawdlers! I'm busy, too, you know!
[01:56] Gintoki
    What? What is this?
[01:58] Okami
    Looks like Otose has sent over someone quite spirited.
[02:01] Gintoki
    Huh?
[02:02] Okami
    Those girls weren't any good, but the kid with the glasses wasn't too bad.
[02:06] ---
    He could see spirits, but you can't handle this job if you're susceptible to spiritual possession.
[02:10] Gintoki
    What job are you talking about?
[02:12] Rei
    Okami, a group has arrived.
[02:16] Okami
    Rei, this is Gin, the new guy. Pound the basics into him.
[02:20] Okami
    Gin, don't use your real name here.
[02:23] Okami
    Your name is the chain that links you to your body.
[02:25] ---
    If they find out your name, you'll be dragged to the other world.
[02:29] Gintoki
    I've already been dragged into a strange world.
[02:32] Gintoki
    What is this? A different anime?
[02:34] Okami
    Take this too. As long as you have this, most spirits will listen to you.
SIGN    [Persimmons and Peanuts]
[02:39] Okami
    Don't overfeed them! If you understand, then go. I hate dawdlers!
[02:43] Rei
    Let's go, Gin. This way.
[02:45] Gintoki
    Don't talk to me so casually! What are you?!
[02:48] Rei
    I'm Rei. Don't get in my way.
[02:50] Gintoki
    Don't talk about spirits. You're a Stand!
[02:54] Rei
    Can you really handle this?
[02:57] Rei
    We're going to have to do business with spirits...I mean, Stands.
[03:02] Gintoki
    With Stands? What do you mean?
[03:04] Rei
    You were sent here by the Okami's friend to work at this inn, right?
[03:09] Gintoki
    The old hag?
[03:10] Rei
    Yes.
[03:11] Rei
    But you need special abilities to work here, so Mrs. Oiwa was testing your aptitude.
[03:17] Rei
    Ghost...Stands come here for the hot springs.
[03:21] Rei
    She was testing to see whether you could handle working at this Stand hot spring.
[03:24] Rei
    Gin...you were chosen.
[03:28] Gintoki (Mono)
    A s-s-s-s-s-Stand hot-spring?!
[03:32] Rei
    Yes.
[03:33] Rei
    This area is strongly magnetized, making it easy for Stands to materialize themselves.
[03:36] ---
    It's what you would call a spiritual hot spot where Stands would all gather around.
[03:40] Gintoki (Mono)
    That old hag!
[03:42] Gintoki (Mono)
    I thought that it was strange for her to let us go to a hot spring. She sold me out!
[03:45] Gintoki (Mono)
    To a Stand hot spring!
[03:48] Rei
    We usually get by with Mrs. Oiwa and several of us assistants,
[03:53] Rei
    but around this time, a lot of Stands come and we're busy.
[03:56] ---
    We get people like you with an aptitude for Stands.
[03:58] Gintoki
    Wait!
[04:00] Gintoki
    I have an aptitude for Stands?!
[04:02] Gintoki
    That's impossible!
[04:03] Gintoki
    I almost took a crap three times just talking to you.
[04:06] ---
    Oh no. Again!
[04:08] Rei
    You don't understand.
[04:10] Rei
    The fact that you're talking to me shows that you have an aptitude.
[04:14] ---
    You just feel like taking a crap because you're a loser--no, you're just crappy.
[04:18] Gintoki
    No way. I don't care!
[04:20] Gintoki
    Why do I have to be manipulated by those old hags? I'm going home!
[04:24] Rei
    To where?
[04:27] Rei
    We closed off the mountain path by dropping a boulder on it.
[04:30] Rei
    And besides, if you run away...
[04:32] Shinpachi
    I myself have "UNO."
[04:35] Rei
    Your friends will have to play UNO forever as "His Excellency."
[04:42] Gintoki
    Y-You bastards!
[04:43] Ghost A
    Rei, could you help me for a moment?
[04:46] Gintoki
    Another one!
[04:47] Rei
    Get used to it already.
[04:49] Ghost A
    Quickly, Rei, that customer is at it again.
[04:51] Rei
    Gin, take care of it.
[05:02] Gintoki
    What is that? Who is that Stand?
[05:06] Gintoki
    He's just been hitting that wall. He's creating poltergeists.
[05:10] Nobunaga
    I'm so pissed off at Mitsuhide... I really can't believe that it's Mitsuhide.
[05:15] Gintoki
    Who is Mitsuhide? Who is that drunk?
[05:18] Rei
    Nobunaga.
[05:19] Gintoki
    Nobunaga?! That's Nobunaga Oda?!
[05:22] Gintoki
    Why is he only wearing briefs?! They're hanging loose on him, too.
[05:26] Rei
    He likes to adopt western mannerisms.
[05:28] Gintoki
    Why does he have to wear briefs of all things?!
[05:30] Gintoki
    There are lots of other types of western clothes he can wear.
[05:31] Gintoki
    There are a lot better things.
[05:33] Nobunaga
    I mean come on, seriously.
[05:35] Nobunaga
    Most people wouldn't betray me there.
[05:37] Nobunaga
    It was right before I took control of the whole country that I grasp the situation.
[05:41] Gintoki
    Hey, he's totally dwelling on what happened at Honnoji Temple.
[05:45] Rei
    It happens every time he comes here. Gin, do something about it.
[05:49] Gintoki
    What can I do about that drunk?
[05:51] Rei
    Just do something! Old people like talking to young people.
[05:55] Gintoki
    You should do it.
[05:59] Gintoki
    Hey, I hear something coming from the room next door, too.
[06:01] Rei
    What is this?
[06:05] Gintoki
    Hey, there's someone else pounding on the walls.
[06:08] Gintoki
    What's going on? Is it some sort of fad?
[06:10] ---
    Who is that? Cut it out.
[06:13] Mitsuhide
    I mean, come on... I took down that demon Nobunaga, so let's end it there!
[06:19] Mitsuhide
    It's all right for me to be at the top, right?
[06:21] Mitsuhide
    But nooo, he just had to start making a huge fuss about it... that damn Hideyoshi.
[06:27] Gintoki
    It's Mitsuhide! That's definitely Mitsuhide Akechi!
[06:30] ---
    This is bad, isn't it?! Two guys who shouldn't meet are in neighboring rooms.
[06:35] ---
    Think about where you put people!
[06:36] Gintoki
    And why is he in briefs, too?!
[06:39] Rei
    He was Nobunaga's subordinate so he was going along.
[06:41] Rei
    Naturally, Mitsuhide has tight briefs. They're clean.
[06:44] Gintoki
    Now's not the time to be talking about that!
[06:46] Gintoki
    Something terrible will happen if they meet.
[06:50] Gintoki
    Huh? I hear something coming from the next room.
[06:53] Gintoki
    Again?! Oh, this is really bad. It's got to be him.
[06:56] Gintoki
    He's got to be Hideyoshi.
[06:57] Xavier
    I'm going to kill that barber.
[06:59] Gintoki
    Who is he?!
[07:01] Gintoki
    And who's this barber he wants to kill?
[07:03] ---
    Hideyoshi has to be here!
[07:04] ---
    No matter how I think of it,
[07:05] ---
    this is the time when Hideyoshi has to come out and badmouth Nobunaga!
[07:08] ---
    A three-way standoff should form!
[07:09] Rei
    That's Xavier.
[07:11] Rei
    He's the person who introduced Christianity to Japan.
[07:13] Rei
    But his hair style was never popular.
[07:15] Gintoki
    How could it be?!
[07:16] Gintoki
    For what kind of pathetic reason is he staying here?!
[07:19] Gintoki
    Don't blame things on your barber!
[07:21] Hideyoshi
    Umm, excuse me.
[07:24] Hideyoshi
    Umm, I'm the person staying across from your room.
[07:27] Hideyoshi
    But your thumping is really noisy.
[07:29] Hideyoshi
    I can't sleep. Could you please keep it quiet?
[07:33] Gintoki
    Ah! He's Hideyoshi, isn't he?
[07:36] Hideyoshi
    And anyway, Nobunaga is really annoying.
[07:39] Hideyoshi
    Don't call me a monkey. You look like a catfish you know.
[07:44] Rei
    You're right! How did you know?
[07:46] Gintoki
    That's because his underwear is dirty! It has crap on it!
[07:49] Gintoki
    Hideyoshi seems like he'd have a lot on them!
[07:51] ---
    Yeah!
[07:53] Gintoki
    Now's not the time to be analyzing this--! If the Brief Trio meet...
[08:00] Nobunaga
    Huh? It's been a while. You two came, too?
[08:04] Mitsuhide
    Yeah. I haven't seen you in a while.
[08:06] Hideyoshi
    That's true. How long has it been?
[08:09] Rei
    Oh, they're acting unexpectedly normal.
[08:11] Gintoki
    Yep...
[08:12] Nobunaga
    Mitsuhide, the last time we met was Honnoji Temple, right?
[08:18] Mitsuhide
    Really?
[08:20] ---
    I don't really remember.
[08:23] Gintoki
    This is bad. Nobunaga is jumping into matters.
[08:25] Nobunaga
    You don't remember? That thing happened?
[08:28] Nobunaga
    What? You really don't remember?
[08:30] Mitsuhide
    I don't remember. I was immediately killed afterwards by Sir Hideyoshi.
[08:35] Hideyoshi
    Oh, really? I did that? I don't remember either.
[08:40] ---
    Besides, Mitsuhide, the fact that you said "afterwards" means that you do remember
[08:44] ---
    Honnoji Temple.
[08:45] Mitsuhide
    By "afterwards" I meant that thing. I meant after you told me to attack Mohri.
[08:51] Mitsuhide
    My memory is vague after that.
[08:53] Gintoki
    Hey, what's with this lousy conversation?
[08:56] Hideyoshi
    But Mr. Mitsuhide, you said that you were also killed.
[08:59] Hideyoshi
    That means that you knew that Nobunaga was killed.
[09:02] ---
    Anyway, you totally killed him. I know you did.
[09:06] Nobunaga
    Hold on one second, Monkey.
[09:07] Nobunaga
    What? Did you just refer to me as just plain Nobunaga?
[09:10] Gintoki
    He did. He's always badmouthing him and it slipped out.
[09:13] Hideyoshi
    I did, didn't I? Huh? Is there anything wrong with that?
[09:15] Gintoki
    He's lashing back. He's pretty annoying.
[09:18] Hideyoshi
    My lord, you died, so you may not know this, but I did take control of the whole nation.
[09:24] Hideyoshi
    That's what happened, so don't call me a monkey, you know?
[09:28] Nobunaga
    Oh? You took control of the nation. That's pretty impressive...for a monkey.
[09:33] Hideyoshi
    Huh? I'm kind of offended by that. There's no problem in me doing that.
[09:39] Mitsuhide
    You only took control of the country because you snatched it away from me.
[09:43] Nobunaga
    You're the one who snatched it away, weren't you?
[09:45] ---
    Besides, it wouldn't have been possible without me.
[09:50] Hideyoshi
    You want to fight?
[09:51] Nobunaga
    Bring it on. I can take you down in one hit.
[09:54] Mitsuhide
    Anyway, I've already killed you.
[09:58] Hideyoshi
    But I killed you.
[10:00] Gintoki
    All right, stop right there. Hold on! Calm down.
[10:20] Cmgintoki
    Come in.
[10:22] Gintoki
    Welcome to Senbokyo.
[10:26] Ghost B
    I came again. I couldn't pass on this year as well.
[10:29] Rei
    Right this way.
[10:31] ---
    Gin, carry the guest's bags.
[10:34] Gintoki
    Huh?! Oh, okay.
[10:36] Ghost B
    Thank you. Here.
[10:44] Ghost B
    The year is a waste if I don't get to this hot spring.
[10:48] Ghost B
    Hot springs really bring you back to life.
[10:51] Rei
    You're already dead.
[10:53] Ghost B
    Oh no! That's right.
[10:56] Rei
    You really like jokes about ghosts, don't you?
[10:59] Rei
    The hot spring is open at all hours of the day. You can go in whenever you like.
[11:06] Ghost B
    I can't wait to stretch out my arms and legs in the hot water.
[11:09] ---
    *
[11:12] Ghost B
    Oh no! That's right.
[11:14] Rei
    You really like jokes about ghosts, don't you?
[11:18] ---
    This is your room. Enjoy your stay.
[11:21] ---
    Oh? Gin--?! What are you doing? Bring the guest's bags right now.
[11:25] Gintoki
    Oh, sorry. Here are your bags. Please enjoy your stay.
[11:33] Ghost B
    This isn't mine, is it?
[11:39] Ghost C
    Hey, you there!
[11:41] Gintoki
    Yes, yes, yes, yes...
[11:42] Ghost C
    Could you help me wash myself?
[11:45] Gintoki
    All right. Right away.
[11:48] Ghost C
    My back is so itchy.
[11:50] Gintoki
    Umm, excuse me, but where is your back?
[11:55] Ghost C
    What are you talking about? My back is my back.
[11:59] Gintoki
    Yes. Your back is your back, isn't it?
[12:09] Ghost C
    Huh? Did you hear something strange?
[12:11] Gintoki
    Not at all. I haven't done anything.
[12:14] Gintoki
    Oh! Do you suppose it could be that thing?
[12:15] Gintoki
    I might have hummed a little jazz tune!
[12:19] Ghost C
    Oh? You like jazz?
[12:22] Ghost C
    You've got good taste.
[12:24] ---
    Anyway, get the upper right a little.
[12:26] Gintoki
    Upper right?! What part is the upper right?!
[12:30] ---
    Son, imagine a drum set.
[12:32] ---
    Imagine you're hitting the cymbols.
[12:35] Gintoki (Mono)
    I don't know Jazz.
[12:37] Gintoki (Mono)
    Is it this area?
[12:39] Ghost C
    How rude! What are you touching? That's my "C"...
[12:43] Gintoki
    Huh? Huh? What? Huh? "C?!" It's on the side of your face!
[12:46] Gintoki
    Why would you have a "C" on the side of your face?
[12:47] Ghost C
    You're quite the wild performer.
[12:49] ---
    You looked like you were going for the cymbals, but you went for the "C" instead.
[12:52] ---
    I've never seen such an extempore performance.
[12:55] ---
    I'm going back to my room. I want to put this feeling to music.
[12:59] Gintoki
    Wait a second!
[13:01] Gintoki
    Your body's all like this! It's jazzed up.
[13:03] Ghost C
    Yes. It's jazzed up. That's why I want to write it down.
[13:08] Gintoki
    Hold on! Hold on!
[13:20] Okami
    It looks like you weren't what I expected you would be like.
[13:22] Okami
    Complaints have been pouring in. How will you clear this up, Gin?
[13:27] Gintoki
    Well, I think I tried pretty hard. I don't like Stands, but I even washed their backs.
[13:35] Gintoki
    Let me go already.
[13:37] Tagosaku
    Don't be such a spoiled brat!
[13:38] Tagosaku
    When you work, you're judged by your results!
[13:42] Tagosaku
    If your hard work doesn't produce any results, there's no point, you good-for-nothing!
[13:46] Gintoki
    Who the hell do you think you are, talking so big to me, you Peanut Bastard!
[13:50] Gintoki
    I'm not scared anymore!
[13:51] ---
    After working here, I've gotten used to Stands. I'm not afraid of you anymore.
[13:59] Gintoki
    I'm sorry for getting carried away!
[14:01] Okami
    Just leave it at that, dear. We need the help. He's better than nothing.
[14:09] ---
    You don't have to deal with guests anymore, Gin.
[14:10] ---
    Go to the back and do some routine chores.
[14:13] Okami
    We have an important guest tomorrow.
[14:15] Okami
    The Light of the East, the former Great Gongen,
[14:16] Okami
    Prince Ieyasu Tokugawa, is coming to our hot spring.
[14:20] Okami
    The rating of this hot spring will drop if someone like you were to appear before him.
[14:24] Okami
    You stay quiet.
[14:30] Shinpachi
    I have "UNO."
[14:33] Kagura
    Not good enough. I have a "draw four."
[14:36] Otae
    I also have a "draw four."
[14:40] Shinpachi
    I never expected you to have such a trick up your sleeve.
[14:46] Gintoki (Mono)
    Why?
[14:48] ---
    Why must this happen to me? Did I do something wrong?!
[14:53] Gintoki (Mono)
    I'm forced to work in some inn for Stands, I'm told I'm useless,
[14:58] Gintoki (Mono)
    and I'm tired, but I can't sleep because of them playing UNO every single night.
[15:02] Gintoki (Mono)
    If that weren't bad enough, I've been living on Kaki-pea.
[15:04] Gintoki (Mono)
    This treatment...
[15:06] Gintoki (Mono)
    I can't take it anymore. I can't stay quiet.
[15:09] Gintoki (Mono)
    I'm going to do it. "His Excellency" and crap don't matter anymore.
[15:14] Gintoki (Mono)
    I'm going to crush this hot spring inn!
[15:18] Rei
    That look.
[15:21] Rei
    I've been waiting for that look.
[15:22] Gintoki
    Rei...
[15:23] Rei
    When we first met,
[15:25] Rei
    I knew that you were the man who would start a revolution at this hot spring inn.
[15:29] Rei
    We Stands are worked off like a horse for small wages while the Okami gets rich.
[15:33] Rei
    I'm sick of doing things her way.
[15:36] Rei
    Gin, from what I can see,
[15:39] Rei
    you have the potential of a Stand user to rivals that of the Okami.
[15:43] Rei
    I'll become your Stand. So let's start a revolution at this hot spring inn.
[15:52] Gintoki
    Can we win against the Okami's Stand?
[15:57] Rei
    Tagosaku is the strongest Stand in Senbokyo.
[16:01] Rei
    He's the Okami's husband who passed away ten years ago.
[16:04] ---
    Even after he passed away, he formed a team with the Okami and they've controlled Senbokyo.
[16:08] ---
    The ordinary Stands and I can't take them on even if we grouped together.
[16:12] Rei
    But we need evil spirits to fight evil spirits.
[16:21] Gintoki
    Awaken.
[16:22] ---
    Heroic spirits who have left their mark on history...
[16:27] Gintoki
    Now is the time to awaken.
[16:30] Gintoki
    Turn your desire for revenge into a blade and rise up now.
[16:35] Gintoki
    Brief Trio.
[16:37] Gintoki
    Good morning, Nobunaga, Mitsuhide, and Hideyoshi.
[16:42] Hideyoshi
    Who the hell are you?
[17:04] Gintoki
    Ieyasu is here.
[17:07] ---
    Listen, Nobunaga...
[17:08] Gintoki
    Hideyoshi, Mitsuhide...
[17:09] ---
    Do exactly what I told you to do yesterday.
[17:12] Gintoki
    Play a lot of nasty tricks on Ieyasu and ruin his welcome.
[17:17] ---
    The rating of this inn will crash into the ground and the inn will be destroyed.
[17:21] ---
    You got that?
[17:23] ---
    Hey, are you listening? Hey!
[17:27] Nobunaga
    You want to fight?
[17:28] Hideyoshi
    What did you say?
[17:29] Hideyoshi
    Come to the bathrooms later.
[17:31] Mitsuhide
    Let's do it right now.
[17:32] Mitsuhide
    Right here.
[17:33] Gintoki
    Hey! I told you not to fight anymore!
[17:36] Gintoki
    Come on. I'll give you some peanuts.
[17:39] Gintoki
    I know that a lot happened in your pasts,
[17:43] Gintoki
    but you can't move forward if you keep looking back.
[17:45] Gintoki
    Forget everything for today.
[17:47] Gintoki
    Let's forget all about Honnoji Temple.
[17:49] Gintoki
    Just focus on Ieyasu.
[17:50] Gintoki
    He took control of the nation after you guys weren't around,
[17:53] Gintoki
    even though he was the least remarkable of any of you.
[17:56] Gintoki
    Your true enemy is Ieyasu! Okay?!
[17:58] Gintoki
    All right! Then let's do this. Let's all apologize to each other.
[18:02] Gintoki
    Let's call it all even. Okay?
[18:05] Gintoki
    Come on. Okay?
[18:08] Mitsuhide
    My lord...I'm sorry for betraying you.
[18:11] Gintoki
    That's good! Good job, Mitsuhide!
[18:13] Gintoki
    The one who apologized first is the most admirable!
[18:14] ---
    And you forgive them, Nobunaga.
[18:17] Nobunaga
    It's all right. It didn't really bother me.
[18:22] Gintoki
    That's good! You did well, too, Nobunaga!
[18:23] Gintoki
    It's pretty hard to forgive the person who killed you.
[18:28] Gintoki
    Hey, what are you doing, Hideyoshi?
[18:31] Gintoki
    Hurry up and apologize to Mitsuhide!
[18:34] Hideyoshi
    I don't want to. I didn't do anything wrong.
[18:37] Hideyoshi
    I just killed Sir Akechi to avenge my lord.
[18:40] Gintoki
    What's wrong with this guy? He's really annoying.
[18:42] Gintoki
    Grasp the situation. You even have crap on your underwear!
[18:45] Nobunaga
    Fine. Then I take back my forgiveness.
[18:48] Gintoki
    Look at that, Hideyoshi! This is your fault.
[18:51] Gintoki
    You even have skidmarks on your underwear.
[18:53] Hideyoshi
    I don't want to.
[18:55] ---
    Then apologize to me for calling me a monkey.
[18:58] Nobunaga
    What's wrong with calling a monkey a monkey, Monkey?
[19:00] Gintoki
    Aw, Nobunaga, you mustn't lay hands on him. Or your feet.
[19:03] Gintoki
    I told you to stop.
[19:05] Gintoki
    Here. Some peanuts.
[19:07] Rei
    It looks like it'll be difficult for them to make up.
[19:10] Gintoki
    Oh well. They'll come around.
[19:13] Gintoki
    Anyway, keep watch over the bath.
[19:15] Gintoki
    Everyone becomes defenseless in the bath.
[19:18] Mitsuhide
    A surprise attack, huh? It reminds me of Honnoji Temple.
[19:21] Nobunaga
    No, Okehazama.
[19:23] Nobunaga
    Anyway, you really aren't sorry, are you? "It reminds me of Honnoji Temple". I don't want to remember that.
[19:29] Gintoki
    Shh... Be quiet!
[19:31] ---
    Hey, someone's come.
[19:33] Gintoki
    It's Ieyasu! That's Ieyasu. There's no mistake.
[19:37] Gintoki
    Look at that.
[19:38] Gintoki
    As expected, the underwear of the guy who took control of the nation is really something else.
[19:40] ---
    He's wearing boxers. His underwear is one grade higher than yours, fashion-wise!
[19:44] Gintoki
    On that note, your underwear is dirty. It's no wonder you couldn't control the nation.
[19:48] Hideyoshi
    I took control of the nation.
[19:49] Gintoki
    There's nothing for you to take.
[19:52] Gintoki
    Clean the crap off of your butt before you take control of the nation, stupid.
[19:54] Rei
    Gin, there he goes. What should we do?
[19:56] Gintoki
    Hideyoshi.
[19:57] Hideyoshi
    Yes?
[19:58] Gintoki
    Switch your crappy underwear with the boxers that Ieyasu took off.
[20:02] Hideyoshi
    Are you serious? I don't want the underwear that an old guy like that wore.
[20:05] Gintoki
    The guy who'll wear your underwear will hate it ten thousand times more.
[20:07] Mitsuhide
    Wait. It's not fair for only Hideyoshi to get boxers. I'll go.
[20:14] Gintoki
    What are you doing?! We don't need your somewhat clean underwear.
[20:19] Nobunaga
    No, I will...
[20:19] Mitsuhide
    No, I will...
[20:20] Hideyoshi
    No, I will...
[20:20] Gintoki
    You're fighting over some old guy's underwear. That's gross!
[20:24] Rei
    Gin, Ieyasu has gone into the tub.
[20:26] Gintoki
    All right! Charge. Go fart in the tub.
[20:30] Hideyoshi
    Are you serious? Give us a break.
[20:32] Hideyoshi
    I got some nice boxers. Do I have to get them soiled already?
[20:36] Gintoki
    They're already soiled.
[20:37] Gintoki
    There's a streak of crap on it. How dirty is your butt anyway?
[20:44] Gintoki
    Hello. The water's nice, isn't it?
[20:47] Ieyasu
    It sure is.
[20:48] Gintoki
    Listen. Do it together when I count to five.
[20:51] Gintoki
    Do it with the expectation to bear fruit. Got it?
[20:55] Gintoki
    Five...
[20:56] Gintoki
    Four...
[20:57] Gintoki
    Three...
[20:59] Gintoki
    Two...
[21:01] Gintoki
    One.
[21:13] Gintoki (Mono)
    I-Impossible... This is...
[21:15] Gintoki (Mono)
    Brief Trio, you've double-crossed me...
[21:20] Rei
    Gin!
[21:22] Okami
    Rei, it's not good to have extravagant delusions and swindle men.
[21:26] Okami
    Do you want the man you love to die instantly?
[21:29] Okami
    Too bad, boy.
[21:31] Okami
    The Brief Trio have been under my control for quite some time now.
[21:35] Okami
    Don't think I'm your ordinary Stand user. If you make enemies with me...
[21:41] Okami
    You're pretty much fighting this whole village.
[21:44] Okami
    If you want to defeat me, you need the help of the most powerful Stand.
[21:49] Okami
    But that's impossible.
[21:52] Okami
    There isn't anyone in Senbokyo who will help you.
[21:58] Okami
    I'm going to have you work here until you die.
[22:12] Gintoki (Mono)
    The most powerful Stand. The most powerful ally.
[22:17] Gintoki (Mono)
    Such a person...
[22:19] Shinpachi
    Huh? What are you doing here?
[22:23] Kagura
    Are you awake?
[22:25] Otae
    You stink. What is that smell? A fart?
[22:34] Gintoki
    They're right before me.
SIGN    [To be continued]
SIGN    [Next week, Gintoki...]
SIGN    [...counterattacks!!]
[24:15] Gintoki
    The next episode: "Gin and His Excellency's Good-for-nothings."
SIGN    [Gin's requiem reverberates throughout the demonic inn where spirits gather!]
SIGN    [And finally, a direct confrontation with Tagosaku, the most powerful Stand?!]