E224 - "Blue and Red Ecstasy"

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[01:33] Shin
    Uh, Gin-san? What was that about?
[01:36] Shin
    How could you screw up the
    end of the opening sequence?
[01:38] Gin
    Don't blame me.
[01:39] Gin
    There's bound to be a mishap when
[01:41] ---
    you do the same thing 23 times in a row.
[01:43] Kagura
    I thought the opening
    was reused every time.
[01:46] Shin
    You weren't supposed to say that.
[01:48] Gin
    I'm too embarrassed to show my face.
[01:50] Gin
    How am I supposed to do this next week?
[01:54] Shin
    I feel the same way.
[01:54] Kagura
    Me too.
[01:55] Gin
    Say, since this is so embarrassing,
[01:57] Gin
    can we cut to commercial?
SIGN    Recycling Shop Earth Defense Force
[02:00] A
    What's this?
[02:02] Gin
    Isn't that obvious?
SIGN    Doraemon
[02:03] Gin
    A VHS player.
[02:04] Gin
    Buy it off me.
[02:05] A
    There's a tape stuck inside.
[02:08] Gin
    It comes with a video tape.
[02:11] A
    Nobody buys or sells
    VHS players these days.
[02:16] Gin
    Man, don't you get it?
[02:18] Gin
    It says Doraemon on the
    tape, but it's not Doraemon.
[02:22] Gin
    There's no flying or
    four-dimensional pocket.
[02:26] Gin
    Just a nasty pocket with a whacked Gian.
[02:30] A
    Your head is whacked.
[02:32] Gin
    Anyway, I can't leave this
    sitting around at home.
[02:35] Gin
    I mean, Gian is sticking out.
[02:37] Gin
    I'll just recycle this.
[02:39] Gin
    If you don't want to buy it, I'm
    willing to trade it in for something else.
[02:42] Gin
    Like a DVD.
[02:44] A
    If you want to play straw
    millionaire, go somewhere else.
[02:47] A
    Oh, I do have a Blu-ray player.
[02:50] Gin
    Huh? What did you just say?
[02:53] A
    I'm saying that I have a Blu-ray
    player that I'll trade for that.
[02:57] Gin
    R-Really?!
[02:59] Gin
    Blu-rays are better than DVDs, right?
[03:01] Gin
    You can see the pores
    in Shizuka-chan's skin!
[03:04] A
    You can see Shizuka-chan like
    you've never seen her before.
[03:08] Gin
    Really?! Are you sure about this?!
[03:10] A
    Yes, I am.
[03:12] A
    But...
[03:14] A
    There's a Gian recital
    going on here, too.
SIGN    Blue and Red Ecstasy
[03:25] Shin
    What's that, Gin-san?
[03:27] Gin
    B-Blu-ray...
[03:31] Shin
    Blu-ray?
[03:32] Shin
    Why do we have such an
    expensive machine here?
[03:35] Gin
    I straw millionaire'd myself a
[03:37] ---
    broken Blu-ray player out
    of a broken VHS player.
[03:39] Shin
    Uh, so you traded trash for trash?
[03:43] Gin
    But it's like a tissue used
    to wipe this dumb girl's nose
[03:46] Gin
    versus a tissue used to
    wipe Otsuu-chan's lipstick!
[03:49] Shin
    The latter wouldn't be a tissue anymore.
[03:51] Shin
    It would be a holy shroud.
[03:52] Kagura
    Hey, how about I stuff my
    shroud down your throat?
[03:56] Shin
    But this thing is useless.
[04:00] Gin
    If only I could get
    this disc out of there.
[04:02] Gin
    It won't even budge.
[04:05] Kagura
    What's on that disc anyway?
[04:07] Gin
    How would I know?
[04:08] Gin
    The former owner jammed it in there.
[04:11] Shin
    You can't pull or push it, but it spins.
[04:14] Kagura
    There's something written on the disc.
[04:21] Gin
    The Cursed Blu-ray?
[04:23] Gin
    What's this?
[04:24] Shin
    Beats me.
[04:25] Shin
    I've heard of cursed video tapes.
[04:28] Shin
    The ones where you die
    if you watch them.
[04:31] Kagura
    I've heard about that.
[04:32] Kagura
    A ghost comes out of
    the TV and kills you.
[04:36] Gin
    It's coming for me!
[04:39] Shin
    But I've never heard of
    a cursed Blu-ray before.
[04:42] Kagura
    Well, video tapes are too dated.
[04:44] Kagura
    Ghosts also have to
    keep up with the times.
[04:48] Gin
    Th-This isn't funny!
[04:50] Gin
    I don't want to see a
    high-definition ghost!
[04:53] Gin
    Damn that bitch!
[04:54] Gin
    I'm gonna return this thing!
[04:55] Shin
    Ah, Gin-san!
[04:56] Shin
    You didn't unplug it!
[05:03] Gin
    I put it in!
[05:05] Kagura
    That's great.
[05:06] Kagura
    Let's watch it then.
[05:08] Gin
    What are you babbling about?!
[05:10] Gin
    Do you want to die?!
[05:11] Shin
    It was probably just a prank.
[05:13] Shin
    That cursed video tape was just a story.
[05:15] Gin
    Just turn the TV off!
[05:17] Shin
    Man...
[05:17] Shin
    Turn around then, Gin-san.
[05:20] Shin
    I'll turn the volume down.
[05:25] Shin
    Huh?
[05:26] Shin
    The remote isn't working.
[05:29] Gin
    What?!
[05:30] Gin
    Hey! Wait a second!
[05:31] Gin
    This is...
[05:33] Kagura
    Oh, I can see something.
[05:36] Gin
    Hey, isn't that a well?
[05:39] Gin
    This is, you know,
[05:40] Gin
    where that person lives!
[05:42] Gin
    This is really bad...
[05:46] Gin
    There it comes!
[05:47] Gin
    It was all true!
[05:48] Gin
    We're so screwed!
[05:50] Kagura
    Uh oh, it's going to jump out
    of the TV and kill us all!
[05:55] Gin
    Shinpachi!
[05:55] Gin
    Grab a pot lid!
[05:57] Gin
    Hold it back!
[05:57] Gin
    Don't let it get out!
[05:59] Shin
    That's not how it works!
[06:00] Kagura
    Gin-chan, it's coming closer!
[06:03] Gin
    Destroy it! Destroy the TV!
[06:06] Shin
    W-Wait, Gin-san!
[06:08] Shin
    It...
[06:10] Shin
    It stopped moving.
[06:16] Ghost
    K-Kotatsu...
[06:20] Gin
    Kotatsu?!
[06:20] Gin
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[06:22] Gin
    Is that some kind of deadly curse?!
[06:23] Shin
    Ah! She's leaving.
[06:25] Shin
    I don't get it, but she's
    going back to the well!
[06:27] Ghost
    Did I turn it off?
[06:28] Gin
    Hey! She just said, "Did I turn it off"!
[06:30] Gin
    So she meant kotatsu as
    in the heated table?!
[06:31] Gin
    She went back to make
    sure she turned it off?!
[06:34] Shin
    Uh, what kind of ghost would
    go back to check on a kotatsu?!
[06:37] Shin
    And is there a kotatsu down there?!
[06:39] Gin
    Anyway, this is our chance!
[06:41] Gin
    Come up with a plan
    before she comes back!
[06:44] Kagura
    Ah, she's coming back!
[06:46] Gin
    She already finished checking! Damn!
[06:50] Shin
    Huh, she stopped moving again.
[06:56] Ghost
    P-Plug...
[06:59] Gin
    Hey!
[07:00] Shin
    Now she's going back to
    unplug the whole thing!
[07:03] Shin
    That's one oversensitive ghost!
[07:06] Shin
    Though I understand the feeling!
[07:07] Shin
    It happens!
[07:08] Gin
    She can't come out of the TV if
[07:09] ---
    she can't even make it
    outside of the well!
[07:11] Gin
    Maybe she's been cursed by the kotatsu!
[07:14] Gin
    Maybe she should just flip the breaker?!
[07:17] Shin
    Ah, she's back!
[07:19] Kagura
    She's having trouble getting up.
[07:26] Gin
    She brought the kotatsu with her!
[07:28] Shin
    She was so worried that she
    brought the kotatsu out with her!
[07:32] Shin
    And this is the wrong season
    for a kotatsu anyway!
[07:34] Gin
    That's not gonna happen!
[07:36] Shin
    She can't bring that thing
    out of the TV with her!
[07:38] Shin
    Our TV's too small!
[07:41] Shin
    It won't fit through!
[07:42] Shin
    You have to lead with the corner!
[07:45] Kagura
    Oh, well. I guess I'll give her a hand!
[07:48] Gin
    Hell no! Don't help her!
[07:49] Gin
    And how are you supposed
    to get inside the TV?!
[07:51] Kagura
    I feel bad for her though.
[07:53] Kagura
    She's about to cry.
[07:54] Gin
    Uh, it doesn't seem like
    you'll be killing us,
[07:58] Gin
    so could you leave?
[07:59] Gin
    We'll play this Blu-ray
    again in a few days,
[08:01] Gin
    so you can give it another shot then.
[08:05] Gin
    Uh, did you hear me?
[08:08] Shin
    She's making herself comfortable.
[08:12] Shin
    She's watching TV from inside the TV.
[08:14] Kagura
    What's she trying to do?
[08:16] Gin
    Don't give me any crap!
[08:18] Gin
    I told you to leave!
[08:19] Gin
    This is our TV!
[08:21] Gin
    If you don't scram, I'll Bubble
    Fiction: Boom or Bust your ass!
[08:24] Gin
    You'll be off to a pretty crappy world!
[08:26] Ghost
    I-I'm sorry...
[08:28] Ghost
    I don't mean any harm.
[08:31] Ghost
    Could you spare one channel
    for me to spend the night?
[08:36] Gin
    Screw that!
[08:37] Gin
    Why should we let a ghost
    use one of our channels?!
[08:40] Ghost
    Y-You've got it wrong.
[08:41] Ghost
    I'm not a suspicious ghost.
[08:45] Ghost
    Look.
[08:57] Ghost
    See, I'm not a ghost.
[09:01] Gin
    Y-You're...
[09:03] Gin
    That's...
[09:05] Ghost
    I-I'm an angel.
[09:08] Ghost
    An imaginary angel.
[09:11] Ghost
    Blu-wraith.
[09:13] Shin
    You're obviously not an angel!
[09:15] Shin
    You look the same as you did before!
[09:17] Shin
    More like you became an angel by
[09:19] ---
    removing yourself from reality!
[09:21] Shin
    What's that thing hanging
    from your neck?!
[09:23] Ghost
    Don't worry. I can't leave the TV.
[09:28] Ghost
    These defiled wings
    can't carry me anywhere.
[09:32] Ghost
    I can only look up at the
    sky from my rectangular box.
[09:37] Shin
    Blu-wraith is getting all blue on us!
[09:39] Shin
    She's doing justice to her name!
[09:41] Ghost
    I was created by a mad
    scientist from another planet
[09:46] Ghost
    as a program to place in
    Blu-rays for invading cities.
[09:50] Ghost
    When the Blu-ray is played,
    I become an electronic virus
[09:55] Ghost
    that possesses every
    system and destroys all.
[09:57] Shin
    That's not very angelic.
[09:58] Shin
    I'd call you a demon.
[10:00] Ghost
    But before I could be played,
[10:04] Ghost
    the professor had to sell me to a
    recycle shop to pay off his debts.
[10:07] Ghost
    Ever since, I've been known
    as the cursed Blu-ray
[10:10] ---
    and sent from planet to planet.
[10:13] Shin
    So you're the cursed Blu-ray
[10:15] Shin
    because you curse appliances,
    electric devices?
[10:18] Ghost
    P-Please...
[10:20] Ghost
    I have nowhere else to go.
[10:22] Ghost
    Let me stay in this TV.
[10:24] Ghost
    One channel is all I need.
[10:25] Ghost
    Let me stay in this Braun tube.
[10:28] Gin
    This is all too sudden.
[10:31] Kagura
    Are you sure you want to stay
    in this cramped and dirty 1LDK?
[10:34] Kagura
    You could stay in a fancy 3D home.
[10:39] Ghost
    I-I guess you don't want a
    dirty Blu-ray like me around.
[10:44] Shin
    Huh?
[10:44] Kagura
    Of course...
[10:47] Kagura
    Everyone's had their turn with me
[10:50] ---
    from recycle shop to recycle shop.
[10:54] ---
    I've been abused by so many players.
[10:57] Kagura
    Nobody would want to play
    this slutty Blu-ray.
[10:59] Shin
    Sh-Should you really be
[11:01] ---
    so blue about nobody
    wanting to play you?
[11:03] Gin
    She's a Blu-ray.
[11:05] Ghost
    I can no longer fly anywhere
    on these slutty wings.
[11:09] Ghost
    I can't make it to
    channel 5 or channel 4.
[11:12] Ghost
    I belong on the dark Video 1.
[11:15] Shin
    She just revealed that
    she wants to be on Video 1.
[11:18] Ghost
    If that is too much to ask for...
[11:21] Shin
    Ah! Wait!
[11:24] Ghost
    I don't need these wings.
[11:26] Ghost
    After all, they broke long ago.
[11:29] Ghost
    Maybe these wings will carry me away
[11:32] ---
    if I make them bright red.
[11:34] Gin
    Hold on! Calm down!
[11:36] Gin
    Video 1!
[11:37] Gin
    Video 1's what you want?!
[11:38] Ghost
    What? Can I?
[11:40] Gin
    Only until you find another home!
[11:42] Gin
    And promise that you
    won't leave Video 1!
[11:44] Ghost
    Th-Thank you. I'm so happy...
[11:48] Ghost
    H-Huh?
[11:49] Ghost
    That's odd.
[11:51] Ghost
    I shouldn't be able to cry out of my right eye, yet.
[11:56] Gin
    Very odd! Very red!
[11:58] Ghost
    I want to show my appreciation.
[11:59] Ghost
    But I have nothing to offer.
[12:01] Gin
    It's okay! It's okay,
    so change channels!
[12:03] Gin
    Let us control the TV!
[12:05] Ghost
    Oh, that's right.
[12:06] Ghost
    I promise to return the
    favor, so wait for me.
[12:09] Gin
    Uh, what are you going to do?
[12:10] Gin
    Why are you flashing your right wing?!
[12:12] Ghost
    And please don't switch to Video 1
[12:15] ---
    before I've shown my appreciation!
[12:17] Gin
    What are you going to give us?!
[12:18] Gin
    Don't do it!
[12:19] Gin
    You only have one wing left!
[12:22] Ghost
    It doesn't matter.
[12:23] Ghost
    I will never fly again,
[12:25] Ghost
    but my corpse can serve as a
    launchpad to send you high up.
[12:35] Shin
    Gin-san, is a color TV
    supposed to be so blue?
[12:39] Gin
    Video 1 is off-limits for now.
[12:41] Gin
    The transition to digital TV
    is finished, so stick to that.
[12:44] Shin
    Let's watch something to cheer us up.
[12:45] Shin
    Is it time for Laugh Away?
[12:47] Kagura
    Who's going to be on
    Telephone Shocking tonight?
SIGN    Blu-wraith
[12:50] Tamo
    Did you cut off your wing?
[12:51] Ghost
    Yes.
[12:55] Tamo
    Did you cut your hair?
[12:55] Shin
    Gin-san, I've never seen this
    person on Tamo-san Hour before.
[12:57] Ghost
    I cut off my wing.
[12:59] Shin
    Who brought her on?
[13:01] Shin
    Why isn't Tamo-san saying anything?
[13:04] Tamo
    Oh, we have flowers.
SIGN    Congratulations on your appearance on Laugh Away? - Blu-wraith
[13:06] Shin
    And there's only one bouquet.
[13:09] Shin
    From herself.
[13:10] Tamo
    Introduce me to your friends.
[13:14] Shin
    No reaction.
[13:16] Shin
    This is as bad as when
    Akira Emoto was on.
[13:18] Gin
    Stop it!
[13:20] Gin
    Stop making our TV blue!
[13:22] Gin
    Change!
[13:23] Gin
    Change channels!
[13:24] N
    Oh! Someone's making a run!
[13:27] N
    It's Right Wing! Right Wing!
[13:30] N
    Well ma'am. I would consider
    that domestic violence.
[13:34] Ghost
    No...
[13:35] Ghost
    I wanted my husband to
    pay attention to me.
[13:37] Ghost
    So I snapped my wing off.
[13:39] Ghost
    Today, we'll be making angel
    wingtip with blue cheese.
[13:45] Gin
    Everything's the same color!
[13:47] Gin
    A very black blue!
[14:02] N
    Fifty thousand, I'd say.
[14:05] Gin
    Gramps, you're part of the
    make-me-blue movement?
[14:07] Gin
    Stop it.
[14:08] Gin
    Drop a zero.
[14:09] N
    That zero might save your life.
[14:12] N
    You want this to blow up again?
[14:14] Gin
    Tsk.
[14:16] N
    Still, you're an oddball.
[14:19] N
    Why would you put a GPS on a scooter?
[14:22] N
    With a Blu-ray player to boot.
[14:26] Gin
    I'm at a crossroads in my life.
[14:28] ---
    A very blue crossroads.
[14:30] N
    Don't let that Blu-ray player
    get you into an accident!
[14:38] Gin
    Hey, I moved you over.
[14:40] Gin
    You understand?
[14:43] Gin
    You better earn me the 50 grand back.
[14:46] Ghost
    I-I'm sorry about causing
    you so much trouble.
[14:51] Ghost
    I couldn't fit on a
[14:52] ---
    video tape because I was
    supposed to be capable
[14:55] Ghost
    of destroying entire cities.
[14:57] Ghost
    I'm really sorry.
[14:59] Ghost
    I will hang myself in apology.
[15:01] Gin
    Uh, you already hanged yourself.
[15:03] Gin
    Listen to me.
[15:04] Gin
    No more hanging or wing snapping.
[15:06] Gin
    You're gonna pay me back
    by serving as my navigator.
[15:09] Gin
    A fool like you should still
    be able to read a map, right?
[15:12] Ghost
    Th-Thank you.
[15:14] Ghost
    You have set me free from my cage.
[15:18] Ghost
    Y-You're like my wings...
[15:22] Ghost
    I-In that case,
[15:26] Ghost
    I no longer need this defiled wing.
[15:29] Gin
    Stop! I told you to stop that!
[15:31] Gin
    You really want to rip your wings off!
[15:33] Gin
    Take better care of your body!
[15:35] Ghost
    I feel better when I see blood,
[15:38] Ghost
    because I may feel blue.
    But my blood is still red.
[15:42] Gin
    Okay, we have our destination!
[15:43] Gin
    Tell me the way to the hospital!
[15:45] Gin
    I'm on a delivery, so do a proper job.
[15:49] Gin
    This is where we're going.
[15:50] Gin
    Bring up the map!
[15:52] Ghost
    U-Understood.
[15:56] Ghost
    The blue wing is our current location.
[15:58] Ghost
    Our destination is the red wing.
[16:01] Gin
    The whole screen is covered in red!
[16:02] Gin
    Who said anything about blood?!
[16:05] Ghost
    Sorry, I wanted to help you
    calm down and drive safely.
[16:09] Gin
    How is this supposed to calm me down?!
[16:10] Gin
    I can't tell where I'm
    going with all this blood!
[16:13] Gin
    You should give me a more
    realistic demonstration!
[16:16] Gin
    That's not what I meant!
[16:20] Ghost
    Like this?
[16:21] Gin
    Yes, like this!
[16:23] Gin
    And tell me stuff like how many
    meters many until a turn to the right.
[16:26] Ghost
    Turn right in 25 meters.
[16:33] Ghost
    Turn right in 50 meters.
[16:37] Ghost
    Turn right in 75 meters.
[16:41] Gin
    Uh, why do I keep turning right?
[16:44] Gin
    I'm back where I started?
[16:46] Gin
    Do you know what you're doing?
[16:49] Ghost
    I'm sorry...
[16:50] Ghost
    But I only have a right wing to turn....
[16:54] Gin
    Nobody said to turn your wing!
[16:56] Ghost
    I-I'm sorry...
[16:59] Ghost
    It will be another 125 meters
    before I can snap the next bone.
[17:03] Gin
    Nobody wants to hear about
    your broken angel wing!
[17:05] Gin
    Give me my damn directions!
[17:07] Ghost
    Y-Yes...
[17:09] Ghost
    Nobody cares about me.
[17:15] Ghost
    Turn left.
[17:17] Ghost
    And then...
[17:18] Ghost
    Continue forward.
[17:23] Gin
    Are you trying to kill me?!
[17:25] Ghost
    What do you mean?
[17:26] Ghost
    If nobody cares about my
    life, I'm already dead.
[17:30] Gin
    What a pain!
[17:31] Gin
    This navigation system
    is a pain the ass!
[17:33] Ghost
    Y-Yes...
[17:35] Ghost
    My navigation is too heavy.
[17:37] Ghost
    I am nothing but a chain on your legs.
[17:40] Ghost
    Goodbye.
[17:42] Ghost
    Take care.
[17:43] Gin
    The hell are you on?! I'm riding
    on the scooter you're in!
[17:46] Gin
    F-Fine!
[17:47] Gin
    When this job is finished,
    I'll listen to your story!
[17:49] Gin
    Just give me directions right now!
[17:51] Gin
    Focus on navigating!
[17:53] Ghost
    R-Really?
[17:55] Ghost
    Then I'll try my best.
[17:57] Ghost
    Turn right in 150 meters.
[18:00] Gin
    Yes, yes. Excellent.
    That's more like it!
[18:04] Ghost
    Turn left in 20 meters.
[18:06] ---
    You are too close to the
    car in front of you.
[18:09] Gin
    Hey, you're pretty good at this.
[18:12] Gin
    So turn right, turn left... What's next?
[18:15] Ghost
    Kotatsu six kilometers behind.
[18:18] Gin
    What does your kotatsu
    have to do with anything?!
[18:19] Gin
    You want me to turn around?!
[18:20] Gin
    You need to go check
    if it's turned off?!
[18:22] Gin
    Why do you keep worrying
    about your kotatsu?!
[18:24] Ghost
    You are too far away from the kotatsu.
[18:27] Ghost
    Current distance: 6,238 meters.
[18:29] Gin
    Who cares how far away the kotatsu is?!
[18:32] Ghost
    Distance between our
    hearts: 6,343 meters.
[18:35] Gin
    How does that even make sense?!
[18:38] Gin
    Where is your heart?!
[18:42] Ghost
    So close...
[18:44] Ghost
    And yet so far away.
[18:46] Ghost
    You are so far away...
[18:48] Gin
    This navigation system
    is a pain in the ass!
[18:50] Gin
    It's like you're straight out
    of a Shinji Nojima serial!
[18:58] Gin
    I'm just kidding! You're
    not a pain in the ass!
[18:59] Gin
    Thank you for the concern!
[19:01] Gin
    But don't worry, you
    turned off the kotatsu!
[19:04] Gin
    Focus!
[19:06] Gin
    Do your job, okay?!
[19:08] Ghost
    I'm sorry.
[19:09] Ghost
    I can't stop worrying
    about the kotatsu...
[19:12] Ghost
    Are you sure? Are you really sure?
[19:15] Gin
    It's fine! Stop worrying.
[19:17] Ghost
    I'm sorry.
[19:19] Ghost
    I had a traumatic experience
    involving a kotatsu.
[19:21] Gin
    Uh, could you just do your job?
[19:24] Ghost
    Yes...
[19:26] Ghost
    I was waiting for him that day...
[19:29] Gin
    Hey, what is this?!
[19:31] Gin
    You're like those couples who
    get stuck in a traffic jam
[19:33] Gin
    and start watching shows
    on their navigation system!
[19:35] Ghost
    My boyfriend was so possessive that
    he wouldn't let me go outside.
[19:39] Gin
    Boyfriend?!
[19:41] Gin
    Isn't that the mad
    scientist who made you?!
[19:43] Gin
    And is this like a flashback
    in a flashback?!
[19:46] Ghost
    When I tried to go outside,
[19:49] Ghost
    he would use d-doner kebab.
[19:52] Gin
    Domestic violence!
[19:54] Gin
    You were completely off!
[19:56] Gin
    And did he just rip off a wing?!
[19:57] Gin
    You had two earlier!
[19:59] Ghost
    Back then, I had six wings.
[20:02] Gin
    Hell if I care!
[20:03] Gin
    And how come you can talk straight now!
[20:06] Ghost
    I tried to convince myself that
    he was acting out of love.
[20:10] Ghost
    But there was one thing that worried me.
[20:13] Ghost
    My mad boyfriend would always leave me and go away...
[20:18] Gin
    You're the one who's mad!
[20:21] Ghost
    He went to Fukuoka a while back.
[20:23] Ghost
    Last week, it was Hokkaido.
[20:25] Ghost
    Today, he went to Nagoya.
[20:26] Ghost
    Are these really business trips?
[20:29] Ghost
    Or is he going to see other women?
[20:33] Gin
    Fukuoka, Hokkaido, and Nagoya?!
[20:35] Gin
    Aren't you from a different planet?!
[20:37] Ghost
    I could only sit under a kotatsu and
[20:39] Ghost
    watch reruns of Shinji
    Nojima serials while
[20:41] ---
    waiting for him to return.
[20:42] Gin
    What the hell?
[20:44] Gin
    Why does it have to be Shinji Nojima?!
[20:47] Ghost
    Then I woke up.
[20:50] Ghost
    I could smell something delicious.
[20:54] Ghost
    It was a gift from Nagoya.
[20:57] Ghost
    My boyfriend was really
    on a business trip!
[20:59] Ghost
    And he bought a present for me.
[21:04] Ghost
    But then I realized that
    it wasn't a present from Nagoya.
[21:09] Ghost
    It was my wing that had been burned
    by the heat from the kotatsu.
[21:14] Gin
    Why?!
[21:23] Ghost
    And so, I was traumatized by
    kotatsu, wings, and Shinji Nojima.
[21:28] Gin
    I-It's okay!
[21:30] Gin
    Everybody has to deal
    with their own pain!
[21:33] Gin
    Wh-Who cares if you
    don't have any wings?!
[21:36] Gin
    You don't need any wings!
[21:38] Gin
    I'll take you where you want to go!
SIGN    Really?
[21:52] Gin
    Wow, the sky is so blue...
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[23:30] Gin
    Let me out!
[23:32] Gin
    I'm innocent!