E195 - Not Losing to the Rain!

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[00:03] Gintoki
    A woman's heart is as changeable
    as the autumn sky?
[00:06] Gintoki
    Pachinko's luck is as changeable
    as the autumn sky is more like it.
[00:10] Gintoki
    I was doing so well a moment ago.
[00:14] Gintoki
    Ms. Ketsuno, Ana, has been off with
    her weather forecasts lately.
[00:17] Gintoki
    Maybe she should give up on the weather
    and do forecasts for gambling luck.
[00:22] Ketsu
    Excuse me...
[00:23] Ketsu
    Did you forget your umbrella?
[00:27] Ketsu
    Would you like to share mine?
[00:33] Gintoki
    But I'd feel bad.
[00:37] Ketsu
    Please use this.
[00:41] Gintoki
    Hey!
[00:42] Gintoki
    Hold on!
[00:43] Gintoki
    Wait up, lady.
[00:49] Gintoki
    Hey, what are you doing?
[00:51] Ketsu
    It doesn't matter if I catch a cold.
[00:54] Gintoki
    It matters. Leave a bad
    taste in my mouth.
[00:56] Ketsu
    It doesn't matter.
[00:57] Ketsu
    Since this is my fault.
[00:59] Gintoki
    What's your fault?
[01:01] Gintoki
    The weather's to blame, not you.
[01:03] Gintoki
    Hell, you might as well blame
    the weather forecaster...
[01:13] Ketsu
    That's right.
[01:14] Ketsu
    It's my fault for giving an
    inaccurate forecast.
[01:19] Gintoki
    K-K-Ke...
[01:20] Ketsu
    It'll be sunny today!
[01:22] Gintoki
    Ketsuno... Ana?!
SIGN    
[03:02] Kusa
    The incredibly popular morning personality
    with her dead-on forecasts,
[03:08] Kusa
    weather lady Ketsuno has been
    feeling under the weather.
[03:11] Kusa
    After rattling off inaccurate
    forecasts lately,
[03:13] Kusa
    Ms. Christel Ketsuno has received
    a multitude of complaints,
[03:17] Kusa
    and she has finally stepped down
    from her position on Wake Up TV.
[03:21] Kusa
    What do you think?
[03:22] A
    I knew that there was something
    wrong with her methods.
[03:26] A
    It's nonsense to rely on fortune telling in this
    age of science to forecast the weather.
[03:31] B
    But I believe that her popularity was
    not only because of her personality,
[03:37] B
    but because of the factor of uncertainty which comes
    with using fortune telling to forecast the weather.
[03:42] B
    In fact, her black horoscopes were
    known for their accuracy.
[03:48] B
    Rumor has it that since the dawn of the Bakufu, her
    family has served and protected them as On...
[03:57] Gintoki
    You idiots!
[03:58] Gintoki
    I told you to turn off the TV
    when we have guests!
[04:00] Kagura
    You're the one who always
    keeps it on, Gin-chan!
[04:03] Gintoki
    Gin-chan? Who's that?
[04:05] Gintoki
    He was killed in action long ago.
[04:07] Gintoki
    I told you to forget about him already!
[04:09] Gintoki
    Bring us some tea, fool!
[04:11] Kagura
    Boo.
[04:12] Gintoki
    Sorry about all the chaos.
[04:16] Gintoki
    I actually have another twenty
    or so employees.
[04:20] Gintoki
    They're all out working today so I've only
    got dead weight to work with here.
[04:23] Gintoki
    We're moving to Roppongi Hills soon.
[04:26] Gintoki
    That's why the place is in disarray.
[04:29] Shinpachi
    Oh, so we're upper class now.
[04:31] Shinpachi
    That's amazing, Gin-san.
[04:32] Gintoki
    Didn't I say that Gin-san is dead?!
[04:34] Gintoki
    Call me President!
[04:35] Gintoki
    President, I say!
[04:39] Gintoki
    Hello, Sebastianita.
[04:41] Gintoki
    Where's the tea? The wine?
[04:42] Gintoki
    Didn't we have a 40s vintage bottle?
[04:45] Kagura
    Here, President.
[04:47] Kagura
    You're very welcome.
[04:50] Gintoki
    Hey, what is this?
[04:52] Kagura
    Nilo.
[04:53] Gintoki
    Of all choices, why Nilo?!
[04:55] Gintoki
    This isn't like having some
    classmates over!
[04:56] Kagura
    Nilo is a delicious and healthy beverage that
    both children and adults should drink.
[05:02] Gintoki
    That's only 'cause you like Nilo!
[05:04] Gintoki
    What, are you a spy for Nilo?!
[05:07] Ketsu
    Thank you very much.
[05:09] Ketsu
    Nilo is always delicious.
[05:11] Gintoki
    Right?
[05:13] Gintoki
    Isn't Nilo the best thing ever?
[05:15] Gintoki
    I apologize.
[05:16] Gintoki
    I had some 40s vintage Nilo ready,
    but she messed it up...
[05:18] Kagura
    Mild.
[05:19] Shinpachi
    What the hell would 40s
    vintage Nilo be like?
[05:22] Kagura
    He's getting way too excited.
[05:24] Shinpachi
    You can't blame him.
[05:25] Shinpachi
    Gin-san is a huge fan of Ms. Ketsuno.
[05:27] Shinpachi
    He always had his eyes glued to the
    screen for her weather forecast.
[05:30] Kagura
    I don't know how he managed to pick
    her up, but what is he going to do?
[05:35] Kagura
    Is she going to ask us to change the
    weather so her forecasts are right?
[05:39] Kagura
    That's impossible, even for us.
[05:41] Gintoki
    Ketsuno-san.
[05:44] Gintoki
    I'm sorry to say that it won't be possible
    for us to change the weather for you.
[05:51] Gintoki
    But there is one thing we can do.
[05:58] Gintoki
    Your gloomy face...
[06:00] Gintoki
    We can clear it up for you.
[06:02] Shinpachi
    President.
[06:03] Shinpachi
    Sorry to point out, but there's no blinds.
[06:05] Gintoki
    Ketsuno-san, feel free
    to tell us your worries.
[06:10] Gintoki
    I'm sure we can put that
    smile back on your face.
[06:15] Ketsu
    May I have another?
[06:16] Shinpachi
    President.
[06:17] Shinpachi
    Sorry to point out, but she isn't listening.
[06:19] Shinpachi
    The Nilo has put a smile
    back on her face.
[06:22] Ketsu
    I appreciate the thought.
[06:27] Ketsu
    There are still people cheering
    me on after I've fallen apart.
[06:32] Ketsu
    Just knowing that is enough for me.
[06:37] Shinpachi
    Why did you suddenly lose your
    ability to forecast the weather?
[06:41] Shinpachi
    I mean, the fact that you could predict the weather
    through fortune telling was amazing enough...
[06:47] Shinpachi
    But did something happen?
[06:50] Ketsu
    It's not an issue that can be
    solved by talking about it.
[06:53] Ketsu
    I'm sorry.
[06:54] Shinpachi
    So something did happen.
[06:57] Shinpachi
    Please tell us.
[07:01] Ketsu
    I don't want to put you in danger.
[07:04] Shinpachi
    Danger? What do you mean?
[07:06] Shinpachi
    We definitely can't back
    down after hearing that.
[07:13] Gintoki
    Ms. Ketsuno.
[07:15] Gintoki
    I don't care if your weather forecasts
    are accurate or not.
[07:21] Gintoki
    I just wanted to see your smile.
[07:25] Gintoki
    Your smile gives me the strength
    to make it through the day.
[07:30] Gintoki
    That was the only reason
    I turned to your channel.
[07:34] Gintoki
    Day after day...
[07:37] Gintoki
    It's our turn now.
[07:40] Gintoki
    Will you let us help?
[07:47] Ketsu
    Is it really okay?
[07:49] Ketsu
    For me to take advantage
    of your kindness?
[07:52] Gintoki
    You don't need to worry.
[07:55] Gintoki
    We're a lot tougher than we look.
[07:59] Gintoki
    A little danger won't be any problem...
[08:19] Ketsu
    Tsk! They've found me!
[08:23] Ketsu
    God of the eastern sea, Amei!
[08:26] Ketsu
    God of the western sea, Shukuryo!
[08:28] Ketsu
    God of the southern sea, Kyojo!
[08:30] Ketsu
    God of the northern sea, Gukyo!
[08:32] Ketsu
    Gods of the seas, repel the
    fiends and halt this crisis!
[08:35] Ketsu
    Evil be gone!
[08:37] Ketsu
    Kyukyunyoritsuyou!
[08:47] Ketsu
    Um...
[08:49] Ketsu
    This is more or less what
    you can expect.
[08:51] Ketsu
    Are you sure you're up for this?
[08:54] Gintoki
    Y-Yeah...
[08:56] Gintoki
    S-S-So this is what we can expect, huh?
[09:00] Gintoki
    Right, gotcha.
[09:01] Gintoki
    So we're dealing with this pattern.
[09:02] Gintoki
    Pattern B2.
[09:03] Gintoki
    I-I-It'll be fine, yeah?
[09:05] Gintoki
    Perfectly okay, yeah?
[09:07] Gintoki
    Uh-huh, pattern A3 might have been
    a problem, but we can handle this.
[09:10] Gintoki
    We can handle this, yeah?
[09:11] Shinpachi
    Hell no!
[09:12] Shinpachi
    What is this?!
[09:13] Shinpachi
    What was that monster?!
[09:14] Shinpachi
    Why is the weather lady
    fighting monsters?!
[09:17] Shinpachi
    This has nothing to do with the weather!
[09:19] Ketsu
    You know that my weather forecasts are
    done through fortune telling, right?
[09:25] Ketsu
    But in reality, I wasn't doing anything
    soft like fortune telling.
[09:30] Ketsu
    The weather lady is my morning facade.
[09:33] Ketsu
    But I also have a different
    identity at night.
[09:38] Ketsu
    Christel Ketsuno, the onmyoji.
[09:42] Ketsu
    This would be the other side of me.
[09:45] Shinpachi
    O-Onmyoji?!
[09:47] Shinpachi
    The morning weather lady
    is an onmyoji at night?!
[09:52] Ketsu
    Yes.
[09:53] Ketsu
    Since ancient times, onmyoji, through
    the teachings of the Mahabhuta,
[09:58] Ketsu
    are experts of fortune telling through
    divination, sorcery, and rituals.
[10:03] Ketsu
    In addition to revealing prophecy,
[10:06] Ketsu
    they were skilled sorcerers with the ability
    conquer evil and stem disaster.
[10:11] Ketsu
    Ever since the Tokugawa shogunate
    was established, my family,
[10:17] Ketsu
    the Ketsuno clan, has been employed by
    the Bakufu as onmyoji to protect Edo.
[10:22] Shinpachi
    Why?
[10:23] Shinpachi
    Why is someone so amazing
    working as a weather lady?
[10:26] Shinpachi
    Why are you being attacked
    by monsters?!
[10:30] Ketsu
    This monster is a shikigami, a sort
    of familiar used by onmyoji.
[10:37] Ketsu
    In other words, an onmyoji sent this shikigami
    to prevent you from assisting me.
[10:46] Ketsu
    And my ability to read the heavens has
    also been repressed by an onmyoji.
[10:55] Ketsu
    Do you understand?
[10:57] Ketsu
    There is an onmyoji in Edo who doesn't
    like the fact that I'm a weather lady.
[11:08] Ketsu
    And so, I will only be here a little longer,
[11:11] Ketsu
    but I'll do the best I can until then.
[11:14] Ketsu
    So please bear with me!
[11:16] N
    Thank you, Ms. Ketsuno.
[11:17] N
    Do the best you can this final week.
[11:20] N
    Could you give us today's weather
    then, Ms. Ketsuno?
[11:23] Ketsu
    Today will be a sunny autumn day!
[11:37] Kagura
    We've gotten into a crazy
    mess, Gin-chan.
[11:41] Shinpachi
    I never would have dreamed that
    Ms. Ketsuno was an onmyoji...
[11:44] Gintoki
    And she's up against another onmyoji.
[11:50] Ketsu
    It's not for the Shogun or the Bakufu.
[11:54] Ketsu
    I...
[11:56] Ketsu
    I wish to use this power for the smiles
    of the people in this town.
[12:16] Gintoki
    All right, let's get going.
[12:18] Shinpachi
    Huh? Hold on a second.
[12:19] Shinpachi
    Where are we?
[12:21] Gintoki
    The Ketsuno clan are established
    family of elitists.
[12:24] Gintoki
    Yet one of their members chose
    to become a weather lady,
[12:30] Gintoki
    a waste of her considerable power.
[12:33] Gintoki
    How do you think those stuffy
    knuckleheads would feel?
[12:37] Shinpachi
    You mean...?!
[12:39] Gintoki
    Let's go have a talk.
[12:41] Gintoki
    With those assholes
[12:44] Gintoki
    and their hemorrhoids!
[12:45] Shinpachi
    Wait, Gin-san!
[12:46] Shinpachi
    This is the Ketsuno clan residence?
[12:48] Shinpachi
    You're going to encroach on the territory
    of an elite clan of onmyoji?!
[12:51] Shinpachi
    If you do that...
[12:53] Shiki
    Who are you bugs?
[12:56] Shiki
    You stepped in, knowing that this
    was the Ketsuno clan's turf?!
[13:12] Gintoki
    I have no business with you tools.
[13:15] Gintoki
    Bring out the hemorrhoids.
[13:17] Gintoki
    Or you want me to squeeze
    some white puss out of you?
[13:19] Shiki
    Get the hell out of here
    before we crush you!
[13:22] Shinpachi
    Gin-san! This is bad!
[13:23] Shinpachi
    We'll get killed for sure!
[13:25] Shinpachi
    Let's leave for now!
[13:26] Shinpachi
    Let's come back after we've
    come up with a better plan!
[13:28] Gintoki
    Why are you getting so scared?
[13:30] Gintoki
    There's no need to worry.
[13:31] Gintoki
    Fight shikigami with shikigami.
[13:33] Gintoki
    I've got my own here.
[13:36] Shinpachi
    That's...?
[13:37] Shinpachi
    That can't be...?!
[13:38] Gintoki
    Ms. Ketsuno gave this
    to me as a precaution.
[13:40] Gintoki
    It apparently contains one of the
    shikigami under her control.
[13:44] Shinpachi
    Really?!
[13:46] Gintoki
    Hey, fools.
[13:47] Gintoki
    You'd better scram now, since I won't
    be showing any pity afterwards!
[13:52] Gintoki
    Come forth, Shikigami!
[14:01] Gintoki
    An intercom?
[14:03] Shinpachi
    Aren't they usually supposed
    to appear right away?
[14:07] Shiki
    Hey, what are you doing?
[14:09] Shinpachi
    Ah, sorry about that.
[14:10] Shinpachi
    Could you... Could you
    give us a moment?
[14:12] Kagura
    Gin-chan, try pressing it again.
[14:14] Gintoki
    Come forth, Shikigami!
[14:18] Shinpachi
    Yeah, this is definitely an intercom.
[14:20] Shinpachi
    This is an intercom.
[14:23] Voice
    Hello?
[14:23] Shinpachi
    There! Somebody picked up!
[14:25] Shinpachi
    A shikigami?
[14:25] Gintoki
    Come forth, Shiki-
[14:26] Voice
    Ah, we already have a newspaper
    subscription.
[14:30] Gintoki
    Uh, wait, no...
[14:31] Gintoki
    This isn't a sales pitch.
    I'm asking for a shikigami...
[14:33] Gintoki
    Excuse me, but...
[14:35] Gintoki
    You are a shikigami, correct?
[14:37] Voice
    An, Nakasaki-kun?
[14:39] Voice
    Sorry, the shikigami is out right now.
[14:41] Gintoki
    Nakasaki?
[14:42] Gintoki
    Huh, you aren't the shikigami?
[14:44] Voice
    Returning a video to Sutaya, I think.
SIGN    [Note: "Sutaya" is a play on "Tsutaya," a large video store chain.]
[14:46] Voice
    I'll tell her to call back when she returns.
[14:50] Shinpachi
    Sutaya?
[14:51] Shinpachi
    Huh? Who was that?
[14:52] Shinpachi
    How many people are in this thing?
[14:54] Shinpachi
    They have a Sutaya?
[14:55] Kagura
    Sounded like the mom.
[14:57] Kagura
    We can't do anything if the
    shikigami isn't there.
[14:59] Shinpachi
    Maybe the mom will do.
[15:01] Shinpachi
    A shikigami's mom should
    also be a shikigami, right?
[15:04] Shiki
    Hey, what are you doing?
[15:06] Shiki
    Move on already.
[15:07] Gintoki
    Ah, sorry about that.
[15:08] Gintoki
    One more time! Just one more time!
[15:10] Shiki
    One last time then.
[15:12] Shiki
    Hurry it up.
[15:13] Voice
    Hello?
[15:14] Gintoki
    Uh, sorry to bother you again.
[15:16] Gintoki
    I'm Sakata and I had an appointment
    with the shikigami.
[15:19] Voice
    Ah, yes. Please wait one moment.
[15:22] Gintoki
    All right! I think she's here this time.
[15:24] Voice
    Hey, Father!
[15:26] Voice
    Father, take this call!
[15:29] Voice
    It's another one of those funny people!
[15:30] Voice
    Go tell him off!
[15:32] Dad
    Damn, you're loud...
[15:34] Dad
    Is it Nakasaki?
[15:35] Dad
    Him again? Cripes.
[15:37] Dad
    Hello? Whaddya want?
[15:39] Gintoki
    Ah, excuse me.
[15:40] Gintoki
    It's Sakata, not Nakasaki.
[15:43] Gintoki
    And I was wondering if the shikigami,
    not the father, is around?
[15:45] Dad
    So you're the one who's been constantly
    bugging our shikigami?
[15:48] Dad
    Will you cut it out?!
[15:50] Gintoki
    Uh, please listen to what I'm saying.
[15:52] Dad
    Sit tight. I'm coming to smack you silly!
[15:55] Gintoki
    Yes, please do.
[15:56] Gintoki
    The father will do.
[15:57] Gintoki
    Come on out already!
[15:59] Mom
    Hey!
[16:00] Mom
    Where are you going with that thing?!
[16:01] Dad
    Shut your trap!
[16:02] Dad
    I'm gonna deal with that Nakasaki
    once and for all!
[16:04] Mom
    Stop it!
[16:05] Mom
    You'll get in trouble with the cops!
[16:06] Mom
    You wanna become a killer?!
[16:07] Dad
    You're the one who told
    me to deal with him!
[16:09] Dad
    Now let me go!
[16:10] Mom
    I said to stop!
[16:12] Mom
    Calm down!
[16:12] Gintoki
    Hey, this sounds dangerous!
[16:13] Gintoki
    Are they okay?!
[16:16] Dad
    H-Hey...
[16:17] Dad
    Setsuko?
[16:19] Dad
    What's wrong?
[16:20] Dad
    Hey, Se-
[16:23] Gintoki
    Huh? What's happening?
[16:24] Dad
    Setsuko!
[16:27] Gintoki
    Hey! What happened?!
[16:28] Gintoki
    What's going on there?!
[16:29] Gintoki
    What's with all the drama?!
[16:31] Kagura
    She's been stabbed!
[16:32] Kagura
    They were grappling while he had a knife in
    his hands and she ended up getting stabbed!
[16:35] Gintoki
    What?!
[16:36] Shiki
    Hey! What are you doing?!
[16:37] Gintoki
    I don't know! I didn't do anything wrong!
[16:39] Shiki
    Stop wasting time and summon
    her so we can treat her!
[16:43] Shinpachi
    Huh?! That's your concern?!
[16:44] Gintoki
    Uh, but they might be treating
    her on the other side!
[16:46] Gintoki
    Shouldn't we avoid moving
    her around too much?!
[16:48] Shiki
    Just hurry it up!
[16:50] Gintoki
    Uh, please!
[16:51] Gintoki
    Someone answer!
[16:52] Gedo
    Hello, this is the shikigami.
[16:54] Gintoki
    All right! The shikigami finally answered!
[16:56] Gintoki
    Hey, there's some real
    trouble going down!
[16:58] Gintoki
    Though the trouble's on your side!
[17:00] Gintoki
    Come out immediately!
[17:01] Gintoki
    Come out with your mother immediately!
[17:03] Gedo
    Understood.
[17:05] Gintoki
    Phew, we're safe now.
[17:09] Gedo
    I apologize for the wait.
[17:12] Gedo
    The shikigami, Gedomaru,
[17:15] Gedo
    is here at your service.
[17:20] Both
    Sh-She's in mourning!
[17:23] Shinpachi
    Hey! We managed to summon
    the shikigami,
[17:25] Shinpachi
    but the timing was horrible!
[17:27] Gintoki
    The funeral?!
[17:28] Gintoki
    We called her out in the
    middle of the funeral?!
[17:30] Gintoki
    And is that a picture of her mother?!
[17:31] Gintoki
    Did her mother end up dying?!
[17:33] Gedo
    I have heard everything
    from Lady Christel.
[17:37] Gedo
    I am now Master Gintoki's servant
    through blood pact.
[17:41] Gedo
    Feel free to order me around
    as you please.
[17:43] Gintoki
    Uh, sorry.
[17:44] Gintoki
    I find it really hard to order you around.
[17:46] Gintoki
    When your mind is clearly elsewhere.
[17:48] Gintoki
    You're clearly thinking
    about your mother.
[17:50] Gedo
    Please don't feel bad about what
    happened to my mother.
[17:54] Gedo
    I don't hold it against you.
[17:56] Gintoki
    Don't feel bad?!
[17:57] Gintoki
    Why is she making it sound
    like this was my fault?!
[18:00] Gedo
    It's fine.
[18:02] Gedo
    You may be responsible
    for my mother's death.
[18:04] Gedo
    But I will fulfill my duty as a shikigami
    and obey my master.
[18:06] Gintoki
    Don't make me sound
    like the bad guy here!
[18:08] Gintoki
    I wasn't responsible for her death!
[18:09] Gintoki
    I didn't do anything wrong!
[18:11] Gedo
    It's fine.
[18:13] Gedo
    I don't mix personal and
    business matters.
[18:15] Gintoki
    No, that's not the issue here!
[18:17] Gedo
    I'll really be fine.
[18:20] Gedo
    Now, feel free to order me
    around as you please.
[18:25] Gedo
    Mother...
[18:26] Gedo
    I'll join you in a minute...
[18:28] Gintoki
    How am I supposed to
    order you around?!
[18:29] Gedo
    Huh? What is the problem?
[18:32] Gintoki
    Uh...
[18:33] Gintoki
    And yeah...
[18:35] Gintoki
    Won't it be hard to fight while
    holding that portrait?
[18:38] Gintoki
    And I mean, it's really difficult for
    me to give you commands...
[18:40] Gintoki
    You know...?
[18:42] Shiki
    And it's pretty difficult for us to fight her.
[18:44] Shiki
    Even if we're enemies, we aren't
    completely heartless...
[18:48] Shiki
    Why don't you set it down for now?
[18:50] Shiki
    It should be okay to set it down
    while you're fighting.
[18:53] Gedo
    I could never place Mother
    on the ground.
[18:56] Shiki
    Then we'll hold it for you.
[18:59] Shiki
    Uh, we'll place it in a proper location.
[19:03] Gedo
    I apologize for the trouble.
[19:05] Gedo
    Please take good care of Mother.
[19:08] Shiki
    Don't worry about it.
[19:09] Shiki
    It's rare to find such a daughter so devoted to
    her parents, especially one who's an enemy.
[19:13] Shiki
    If only my daughter were the same...
[19:15] Gedo
    Your belly's
[19:17] Gedo
    wide open!
[19:19] Both
    Huh?!
[19:22] Shiki
    Y-You bitch!
[19:25] Shiki
    You tricked us?!
[19:26] Shiki
    What a dirty trick...
[19:28] Gedo
    Dirty?
[19:30] Gedo
    Who do you think you're talking to?
[19:38] Gedo
    I am the demon. Master of playing dirty.
[19:44] Gedo
    Gedomaru.
[19:49] Gedo
    Exorcism complete.
[19:51] Kagura
    She's so cool!
[19:54] Shinpachi
    She killed them in an instant!
[19:56] Shinpachi
    An innocent little girl!
[19:58] Shinpachi
    Against those huge shikigami!
[19:59] Shinpachi
    And she killed them using
    super dirty tricks!
[20:03] Gedo
    Stop standing around and let's get going.
[20:06] Shinpachi
    She stepped on it!
[20:07] Shinpachi
    She stepped on the picture
    of her mother!
[20:09] Gedo
    Mother?
[20:10] Gedo
    She died a thousand years ago.
[20:14] Gedo
    It was all an act.
[20:16] Shinpachi
    Act?!
[20:17] Shinpachi
    Including the whole intercom bit?!
[20:19] Shinpachi
    You were playing three
    roles by yourself?!
[20:21] Gedo
    This is a shock.
[20:23] Gedo
    I thought you were going along
    with my act to fool the enemy,
[20:27] Gedo
    but you thought it was real?
[20:30] Gedo
    Master Gintoki, I have a warning for you.
[20:34] Gedo
    Shikigami are divided into loyal servants
[20:39] Gedo
    and evil spirits, who are forced to
    do the bidding of their master.
[20:45] Gedo
    I would be the latter.
[20:46] Gedo
    Caught by the Ketsuno clan when I was tearing
    up Mt. Oe during the Heian period
[20:52] Gedo
    and forced to serve them ever since.
[20:54] Gedo
    I am just another demon.
[20:57] Gedo
    If my master shows any signs of weakness,
    I may simply turn on him.
[21:03] Gedo
    It would be best if you don't forget
[21:06] Gedo
    that I am always watching you.
[21:16] Gintoki
    U-Uh...
[21:17] Gintoki
    Anyone,
[21:18] Gintoki
    wanna be her master instead?
[21:20] Gintoki
    Hey! Wait!
[21:22] Gintoki
    I'm scared!
[21:23] Gintoki
    She's really scaring me!
[21:25] A
    Gedomaru.
[21:26] A
    You are a servant of the Ketsuno clan,
[21:29] A
    yet you have destroyed our shikigami
    and trespassed on our territory.
[21:33] A
    You may be Lady Christel's shikigami,
    but these actions cannot be forgiven!
[21:37] Shinpachi
    Th-That's?!
[21:39] Shinpachi
    The Ketsuno clan?!
[21:41] Gedo
    I no longer belong to Lady Christel.
    I am this man's servant.
[21:46] Gedo
    It is not my place to question
    what my master does.
[21:49] Gintoki
    Huh?!
[21:50] A
    Could you be from the Shirino clan?!
[21:53] Onmyo
    Na maḥ sa maṃ ta va jrā nāṃ caṃ ḍa ma
    hā ro ṣa ṇa spho ṭa ya hūṃ traṭ hāṃ māṃ.
[22:00] Onmyo
    Flames of Acala Vidyaraja!
[22:02] Onmyo
    Incinerate all evil!
[22:08] Gintoki
    Gedomaru! Do some-
[22:10] Gintoki
    Why are you hiding behind me?!
[22:18] A
    Did we get them?
[22:20] Sei
    That is enough.
[22:23] Sei
    These people are friends of Christel.
[22:26] Sei
    A friend of Christel is a friend of mine.
[22:30] Sei
    I will not permit any further
    mistreatment of our guests.
[22:34] Sei
    Or my name isn't Seimei.
SIGN    [Note: Name based on Onmyoji Seimei Abeno.]
SIGN    
[24:15] Gintoki
    The next episode...
[24:16] Gintoki
    "Not Losing to the Wind."
[24:18] Gintoki
    Apparently so, big brother.
SIGN    [Just who is the Seimei character who rescued Gin-san and the gang?]
SIGN    [Yes, Seimei is you-know-who's older brother! (hint) It's not Kamotaro.]
SIGN    [See you next time.]