E258 - Inside the Palace!!
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[01:32] Gin
I took him out!
[01:33] Gin
I took out the shogun!
[01:35] Tsu
C-Calm down, Gintoki!
[01:36] Tsu
He's just unconscious!
[01:38] Tsu
We need to get him help, quick!
[01:39] Nobu
Found Whitey and Blondie.
[01:41] Gin
That's not a can!
[01:45] Nobu
It'll be faster to cut him up.
[01:46] Gin
Your way of moving faster is too fast!
[01:48] A
Excuse me, Shogun-sama.
[01:50] A
The former shogun,
Sadasada-sama is here.
[01:53] A
Are you available?
[01:55] Gin
Is he available?
[01:57] Gin
That's what I want to know!
[01:59] Gin
This is a disaster! What the hell
do we do about this?!
[02:01] Gin
We finally found the former shogun,
[02:03] ---
but the current shogun is flying away!
[02:05] Gin
Butterflying away in the River Styx.
[02:06] Gin
At this rate, we'll be
butterflying away with him,
[02:08] Tsu
Calm down!
[02:09] Gin
so before that, let's start running away!
[02:13] Tsu
Hey, where are you going?
[02:15] Tsu
Get back here.
[02:16] Tsu
Are you gonna give up
on this perfect chance?
[02:19] Sada
Is something wrong?
[02:21] Sada
Shigeshige-san is my nephew.
[02:23] Sada
I don't need his permission to visit.
[02:25] Sada
I'm coming in, Shigeshige-san.
[02:27] Gin
H-Hold on!
[02:36] Shige
What is the meaning of this?
[02:39] Tsu
O-Oh no!
[02:40] Tsu
We said to wait!
[02:43] Tsu
Shogun-sama is busy right now.
[02:48] Nobu
Hello, we're Delivery
Yoshiwara's Nobume...
[02:50] Tsu
...and Tsu-ki. It's a pleasure.
SIGN Inside the Palace!!
[03:00] Sasa
Found the princess.
[03:03] Sasa
Shot Grampy.
[03:05] Sasa
Sorry, but I already found everyone.
[03:08] Sasa
Forgive me for being an elite.
[03:11] Grampy
My apologies, Sasaki-dono!
[03:13] Grampy
We were just...
[03:13] Sasa
It's fine.
[03:15] Sasa
But watch where you hide.
[03:19] Sasa
I almost mistook you for
a villain and shot you.
[03:22] Shin
Almost? You nearly shot me to death!
[03:25] Sasa
Rotten-dono, if you agree
to take responsibility when
[03:28] ---
I accidentally kill the princess,
[03:31] Sasa
we can play another round.
[03:33] Grampy
We'll stop! We're going to stop!
[03:34] Grampy
I'm so very sorry!
[03:36] Sasa
A wise decision.
[03:38] Sasa
I would expect as much
[03:40] ---
from Rotten Maizo-dono,
advisor to the former shogun.
[03:42] Sasa
I've heard that you gave up your
left arm to show your loyalty.
[03:48] Shin
Grampy, you served Sadasada-sama?
[03:51] Grampy
I-It was a long time ago.
[03:54] Sasa
It was a tempestuous age of
political purges within the palace,
[03:59] Sasa
and Rotten-dono played a pivotal
role in keeping his master safe.
[04:04] Sasa
Sadasada-sama's elevation to shogun
[04:07] ---
was thanks to Rotten-dono's hard work
[04:10] Sasa
since the other candidates
were all sent to heaven.
[04:16] Sasa
Yes, by "heaven," I mean Yoshiwara.
[04:20] Shin
What do you...
[04:21] Grampy
Sasaki-dono, could you escort
these visitors outside?
[04:25] Grampy
Come with me, Your Highness.
[04:26] Soyo
Wait, Grampy!
[04:28] Soyo
Kagura-chan!
[04:29] Kag
Soyo-chan!
[04:32] Tsu
Here you are, Shogun-sama.
[04:35] Tsu
Come on, Shogun-sama.
[04:37] Tsu
You're spilling everything.
[04:38] Tsu
You're so hopeless.
[04:41] Gin
There's no way!
[04:42] Gin
Not a chance in hell!
[04:44] Gin
There's no way we can fool him!
[04:46] Gin
Why are we bothering with this act?
[04:48] Gin
His eyes are rolled back!
[04:50] Gin
The former shogun's eyes
are also rolled back!
[04:53] Tsu
Say something! Say something, now!
[04:56] Gin
I'm not a ventriloquist!
[04:57] Tsu
Still beats staying quiet! Hurry up!
[05:00] Gin
Y-Yeah, you gave me a scare
[05:03] Gin
since you walked in without
any warning, Uncle!
[05:05] Gin
Give me a break!
[05:07] Gin
I look like a fool now!
[05:11] Tsu
Why are you being so casual?!
[05:13] Tsu
Act more serious, like the shogun would!
[05:15] Gin
Bring Genda Tessho-san here, then!
[05:17] Gin
I don't know how to
play a serious shogun!
[05:20] Nobu
My apologies, Dearest Uncle.
[05:22] Gin
She can mimic voices?
[05:25] Nobu
I have humiliated myself shogun.
[05:27] Gin
Huh, shogun?
[05:28] Nobu
I'm so embarrassed shogun.
[05:30] Gin
Hey! Why do you end every
sentence with shogun?!
[05:33] Nobu
Please forget what you saw shogun.
[05:35] Gin
You're sounding like Korosuke now!
[05:37] Gin
Who are you trying to imitate?!
[05:40] Nobu
Oh, that's odd.
[05:42] Nobu
The shogun is talking faster than
his mouth can move shogun.
[05:45] Gin
Nobody asked for an
Ikkoku-dou impression!
[05:47] Sada
No, I should be the one apologizing.
[05:51] Sada
You seemed to frown upon such behavior.
[05:54] Sada
I did some crazy things when I was young,
though nothing as bold as this.
[05:59] Gin
What does he think was going on here?!
[06:01] Sada
But I'm shocked that the Mimawarigumi
would allow visitors inside.
[06:05] Sada
It seems that they aren't
here to protect us.
[06:09] Sada
Look at that.
[06:11] Gin
Huh? Er, can I sit here?
[06:13] Gin
Can I just stare at his
receding hairline from here?
[06:15] Tsu
Of course not!
[06:16] Tsu
Stand up! Get over there!
[06:17] Sada
They claim to be training, but
that's no more than an excuse.
[06:21] Sada
They're monitoring us.
[06:23] Sada
You know that the current Bakufu
[06:24] Tsu
Hey, be careful!
[06:25] ---
is split between our faction,
which backs you,
[06:26] Sada
and the faction that
wants to make one of
[06:30] ---
the young Hitotsubashis Shogun, yes?
[06:33] Sada
The recent assassination victims
[06:35] ---
have all been members of
the Hitotsubashi faction.
[06:38] Sada
That is why they suspect us.
[06:42] Sada
The Mimawarigumi have strong ties
to the Hitotsubashi faction.
[06:47] Sada
They may attempt to make
false accusations.
[06:52] Sada
Try not to do anything that would
attract their attention.
[06:59] Tsu
Shogun-sama, give me back my underwear!
[07:03] Nobu
This doesn't seem right.
[07:04] Gin
Any naughty underwear around shogun?
[07:06] Gin
Ugh, this stinks!
[07:07] Sada
Shigeshige-san...
[07:09] Sada
Was your hair always so bushy?
[07:12] Gin
Oh, this hair was on her underwear.
[07:14] Sada
I don't remember that bushy object
being in this room before.
[07:18] Nobu
Oh, this hair was always here shogun.
[07:21] Sada
Honestly, I can't tell if you're
being resilient or foolish.
[07:25] Gin
Wait, it worked?
[07:27] Sada
But try to control yourself.
[07:31] Sada
I've seen many people ruin
their lives because of women.
[07:36] Sada
Yes, beware of courtesans.
[07:41] Tsu
My Lord.
[07:43] Tsu
Please forgive my interruption.
[07:46] Tsu
But there is something I must ask.
[07:48] Tsu
Do you remember the courtesan Suzuran?
[07:53] Tsu
No, it doesn't matter if
you don't remember her.
[07:56] Tsu
I just... I just...
[07:58] Sasa
I see.
[08:00] ---
So you want to know the
connection between
[08:02] ---
that courtesan and Sadasada-sama.
[08:04] Shin
It sounded like you knew something.
[08:07] Sasa
Let me offer you some advice.
[08:09] Sasa
Give me your e-mail
addresses and leave.
[08:12] Shin
We don't have any!
[08:13] Sasa
Become my e-mail buddies and leave.
[08:15] Kag
We'd rather stay strangers!
[08:17] Sasa
The courtesan who bewitched
and toppled our very country...
[08:21] Sasa
Stay out of this, unless you
want to get yourself destroyed.
[08:25] Sada
I see...
[08:27] Sada
So Suzuran is still alive.
[08:34] Sasa
You're right.
[08:37] Sasa
Lady Suzuran was Sadasada-sama's
companion when he was young.
[08:41] Sasa
However, he wasn't the one
who fell for her charms.
[08:45] Sasa
At the time, Yoshiwara was a place for
[08:48] ---
high-ranking officials
to meet and socialize,
[08:51] Sasa
and every man who visited
was entranced by her.
[08:57] Sada
Suzuran...
[08:59] Sada
How could I forget her?
[09:01] Sada
I could never forget.
[09:04] Sada
Those eyes shining with kindness...
[09:07] Sada
The graceful way she moved...
[09:10] Sada
Her silky hair...
[09:11] Sada
Glossy lips...
[09:13] Sada
Supple skin...
[09:18] Sada
And...
[09:23] Sada
...those blood-stained hands.
[09:28] Sada
I'd love to suck them off again.
[09:33] Sasa
He was using her.
[09:37] Sasa
Using her as a tool to
topple this country.
[09:41] Sasa
And after becoming shogun,
[09:45] Sasa
he prepared a puppet to succeed him,
[09:48] Sasa
so his influence in the
palace would not wane.
[09:51] Kag
What about that promise?!
[09:54] Sasa
Do you really think that man
[09:56] ---
would grant freedom to a tool
who knew his secrets?
[09:58] Sasa
If he ever made such a
promise, he was lying.
[10:00] Sasa
It was nothing more than a
curse to maintain control
[10:04] Sasa
over his tool.
[10:06] Sasa
That cunning old man is not
someone you can handle.
[10:10] Sasa
You should go home and let
the elites deal with this.
[10:13] Sasa
Yoshiwara was only the beginning.
[10:15] Sasa
This place has become
his hunting ground.
[10:17] Sasa
Who knows what might happen to you...
[10:25] Sasa
I just got a curry udon
stain out the other day.
[10:28] Sasa
See? I told you that you
were asking for trouble...
[10:33] Shin
Sa-Sasaki-san!
[10:37] Sada
Yes, I've found some more tools to use.
[10:42] Sada
Apprehend them.
[10:43] Sada
These criminals are guilty of
murdering Bakufu officials
[10:47] ---
as well as the leader
of those snooping dogs.
[10:53] Hiji
Sasaki was taken down.
[10:55] Hiji
Well, his life was forfeit once he
let murderers inside the palace.
[11:01] Hiji
The Mimawarigumi have been
removed from palace security.
[11:04] Hiji
It won't be long before they disband.
[11:08] Hiji
And we've been selected
to take their place.
[11:11] Hiji
But something about this stinks.
[11:13] Kondo
Stinks?! What does?!
[11:14] Hiji
I hear the alleged criminals in the serial
Bakufu murders were apprehended,
[11:18] Hiji
and they'll be executed
tomorrow morning
[11:20] ---
without conducting any investigation.
[11:22] Hiji
It sounds like they're trying
to cover something up.
[11:26] Kondo
Oh, whew.
[11:28] Kondo
I thought he could smell my gas.
[11:29] Hiji
Kondo-san?
[11:30] Kondo
R-Right!
[11:32] Kondo
Something's not right.
[11:33] Kondo
Let's clean up these murderers.
[11:37] Gin
Oh! Kondo-kun! Hijikata-kun!
[11:40] Gin
Fancy meeting you here!
[11:42] Gin
Perfect timing!
[11:44] Gin
I need to talk to you.
[11:47] Gin
I'm gonna kill you, you rotten cops!
[11:49] Gin
Don't ignore me! Hear me out!
[11:50] Hiji
It's hopeless. That's some stubborn
filth they're covered in.
[11:53] Kondo
That won't ever clean off.
[11:54] Gin
Everyone! That gorilla pooped a
little when he farted earlier!
[11:57] Kondo
How do you know that?!
[11:58] Oki
It's no use, boss.
[12:02] Oki
You picked the wrong enemy this time.
[12:05] Oki
Nobody's going to lend
an ear to your pleas.
[12:08] Kag
Then rip off your ear
and lend it to us!
[12:11] Oki
Sorry, my ears have a prior engagement.
[12:13] Kag
Then give me an ear of corn!
[12:14] Oki
Oh? I see a familiar face in there.
[12:17] Oki
That's odd. Why is there an
elite locked up with the scum?
[12:21] Oki
What will happen to the Mimawarigumi
if I tell the shogun?
[12:25] Oki
Oh, yeah.
[12:26] Oki
Sorry, you guys are
already finished, regardless.
[12:33] Nobu
Hand over a Pon De Ring!
[12:35] Oki
That's what you want?!
You're ripping me apart!
[12:37] Kag
Give me my dinner!
[12:40] Shin
We really picked the wrong
opponent this time.
[12:44] Shin
Sasaki-san said that the palace was
Sadasada's hunting ground now.
[12:49] Shin
And Sasaki-san was also...
[12:51] Nobu
He's alive.
[12:52] Nobu
Isaburo is alive.
[12:56] Tsu
So it turns out you were right, Gintoki.
[13:00] Tsu
I was the one blinded by a false dream.
[13:04] Tsu
Suzuran was waiting for a
man that doesn't exist.
[13:08] Tsu
She must have known
[13:10] Tsu
that refusing Sadasada
would mean her death.
[13:13] Tsu
That the promise was meant
to chain her to Yoshiwara.
[13:19] Tsu
Suzuran wasn't waiting for anyone.
[13:22] Tsu
She had no choice but
to cling to her dreams.
[13:31] Gramp
Shigeshige-sama!
[13:32] Gramp
Please reconsider!
[13:35] Gramp
Those people are Princess
Soyo's friends!
[13:38] Gramp
If you must punish someone,
[13:41] Gramp
please slice off my ass instead!
[13:44] Shogun
Calm down, Grampy.
[13:46] Shogun
My uncle was the one
who saw what happened.
[13:48] Shogun
I know nothing.
[13:50] Gramp
But you're the only
one who can stop him!
[13:54] Sada
There's no need to worry.
[13:57] Sada
They are murderers.
[14:00] Sada
Or are you saying that I'm lying?
[14:05] Gramp
B-By no means...
[14:09] Sada
Get some rest, Shigeshige-san.
[14:11] Sada
This old man will take care
of everything for you.
[14:18] Kon
Lord Sadasada?!
[14:20] Kon
Is that true?!
[14:21] Oki
I don't know if it's true,
but that's their story.
[14:26] Kon
Toshi!
[14:28] Hiji
So what?
[14:29] Hiji
Our job is to defend Edo.
[14:32] Hiji
It's not our problem if those pigs
want to feed on one another.
[14:36] Kon
But if we ignore what's happening,
[14:37] ---
we'll be no better than them!
[14:40] Hiji
Don't forget that those
pigs are the only reason
[14:43] Hiji
we country boys get to play samurai.
[14:46] Kon
I'm not interested in being a bogus
samurai that doesn't follow a code!
[14:50] Hiji
We have to play bogus samurai
if we want to defend anything!
[14:53] Kon
Don't you realize that this is what
we're supposed to be defending!
[14:56] Yama
Hey! Hold on!
[14:58] Yama
What are you two doing?!
[15:03] Gin
Shut up!
[15:04] Gin
I can't get any sleep, you bastards!
[15:09] Kag
Soyo-chan!
[15:11] Gin
Is she going to save us while
those fools are fighting?
[15:14] Soyo
Um, I was having trouble
falling asleep all by myself.
[15:18] Soyo
Can I sleep out here?
[15:21] Soyo
I'd gotten used to Nobume-san
sleeping with me,
[15:24] ---
so I was too scared to fall asleep.
[15:26] Shin
Uh, we're the ones who should
be too scared to fall asleep.
[15:29] Soyo
I'm a little nervous since this
is almost like a sleepover.
[15:32] Shin
Uh, we're the ones who
should be nervous.
[15:34] Shin
We're going to be executed tomorrow.
[15:36] Soyo
Don't worry.
[15:37] Soyo
Grampy will prove your innocence.
[15:40] Soyo
If you still can't fall asleep...
[15:43] Soyo
I know!
[15:44] Soyo
I can tell you some bedtime stories
[15:47] ---
that Grampy told me when I was little.
[15:49] Soyo
They're so boring that you'll
fall asleep in no time.
[15:52] Soyo
Um...
[15:53] Soyo
Long, long ago...
[15:55] Shin
How boring do you expect it to be?!
[15:57] Shin
That's rude!
[15:58] Soyo
Long, long ago, there was
a lord and his retainer.
[16:04] Soyo
The lord's wife was the most
beautiful princess in the land,
[16:08] Soyo
and she cared about him very much.
[16:11] Soyo
But the lord used the
princess's feelings,
[16:14] Soyo
threw her in prison, and forced
her to do terrible things.
[16:19] Soyo
The princess could only cry
in her prison every night.
[16:23] Soyo
The retainer felt sorry for the princess
and often came to wipe her tears.
[16:30] Soyo
Yes, for he had fallen in
love with the princess.
[16:37] Soyo
However...
[16:39] Sada
Dispose of Suzuran.
[16:42] Soyo
The retainer would be
killed if he didn't obey.
[16:44] Soyo
But he couldn't bring himself
to kill the woman he loved.
[16:49] Soyo
Instead, they made a promise.
[16:52] Soyo
They would escape together.
[16:54] Soyo
"I will take you with me on the
night of the next full moon."
[16:58] Soyo
And then they exchanged a pinky swear.
[17:02] Soyo
But he never returned,
[17:07] Soyo
for the lord already knew about them.
[17:09] Sada
How long will Suzuran wait for you,
[17:14] Sada
a man who's long forgotten his promise?
[17:18] Sada
The woman will wait for
the rest of her life
[17:20] ---
for a man who will never come,
[17:21] Sada
while the man will live
the rest of his life
[17:24] ---
with the pain of breaking his promise.
[17:27] Sada
A beautiful story, yes?
[17:30] Soyo
If the retainer were to go see the
princess, she would be killed.
[17:33] Soyo
Their promise was transformed
into a chain heavier than death.
[17:37] Soyo
So he swore to himself.
[17:39] Soyo
It didn't matter how many
full moons came and went.
[17:42] Soyo
It didn't matter if they
were covered in wrinkles.
[17:46] Soyo
It didn't matter if the
princess forgot about him.
[17:49] Soyo
He would live until the day he met her.
[17:52] Soyo
And so, he continues to live by
crawling on his three limbs.
[17:58] Sada
Maizo, I heard something
fascinating that
[18:01] ---
I wanted to pass on to you.
[18:03] Sada
Suzuran is still living in Yoshiwara.
[18:06] Sada
But she won't survive much longer.
[18:09] Sada
Do you wish to see her?
[18:11] Sada
How many full moons have come and gone?
[18:14] Sada
I suppose it's time to forgive you.
[18:17] Sada
I'll let you go see her.
[18:19] Sada
Take responsibility for inviting
those criminals into the palace.
[18:24] Sada
Disembowel yourself.
[18:26] Sada
Suzuran will be waiting
for you in hell.
[18:30] Soyo
And the princess and retainer were...
[18:33] Tsu
Stop.
[18:35] Tsu
We've heard enough, Your Highness.
[18:37] Soyo
You weren't able to fall asleep?
[18:39] Gin
No.
[18:40] Gin
We already know the rest of the story.
[18:44] Shin
Can you open the door
now, Your Highness?
[18:47] Soyo
Huh? How?
[18:48] Kag
Over there.
[18:50] Kag
They were tossed in when you entered.
[18:56] Kon
What are you waiting for?
[18:58] Kon
Come out here. It's time
for your execution.
[19:01] Kon
Put on your execution clothes.
[19:08] Oki
Boss, don't forget you
have an appointment
[19:10] ---
with the executioner's block.
[19:11] Oki
Make sure you come back
with your head attached
[19:15] Oki
since we'll need to chop it off.
[19:16] Hiji
Try to commit a crime that's
worthy of this punishment.
[19:20] Hiji
What crime will you be guilty of?
[19:23] Gin
The crime of
[19:25] Gin
ripping off a lord's
topknot down there.
[19:28] Kon
This may be the last
time we send him off.
[19:33] Nobu
The same goes for you.
[19:35] Nobu
Now that you've sided with
us, there's no turning back.
[19:38] Hiji
Don't worry about that.
[19:40] Hiji
If you cause an uproar, that old man
will start to show his true colors.
[19:45] Hiji
Once there's no one left to
interfere, we'll grill him good.
[19:50] Oki
So you can go die in peace.
[19:53] Oki
Or do you want me to dispatch you now,
[19:58] Oki
murderer?
[20:05] Nobu
Remember this.
[20:07] Nobu
You have no allies in this palace.
[20:11] Nobu
If you aren't prepared to take over
this country, you'll all die.
[20:14] Nobu
The only difference is that
[20:16] ---
you'll be eliminated by
that old man instead of me.
[20:19] Nobu
If you want to join in the
battle for this nation,
[20:22] Nobu
forget about anything
being black or white.
[20:28] Sada
What's going on?
[20:30] Sada
Are there more bandits about?
[20:40] Gin
Zura would love to see this.
[20:45] Gin
Who would have thought we'd be trying
[20:47] ---
to seize this country for
the sake of an old woman?
[20:50] Shin
This makes us wanted criminals.
[20:54] Shin
Sis won't be happy.
[20:55] Kag
Don't worry, sister lover.
[20:57] Kag
If there's no place for us
on Earth, we'll go to space.
[21:01] Gin
Odd Jobs in space?
[21:03] Gin
That doesn't sound too bad.
[21:05] Tsu
The independent city Yoshiwara
will keep you safe.
[21:09] Gin
Odd Jobs in Yoshiwara?
[21:12] Tsu
No, there's a gay bar
that's understaffed.
[21:15] Soyo
That means we'll be seizing your
balls after you seize this country.
[21:19] Kag
Ow!
[21:21] Kag
Why did you hit me?!
[21:22] Gin
Were you the one who
brought her with us?
[21:24] Gin
Were you the one who taught
her those dirty jokes?
[21:26] Kag
It's your fault for telling dirty
jokes to innocent little girls!
[21:30] Kag
Girls our age absorb
everything like sponges!
[21:33] Gin
A sponge?! You're more like a
dirty rag soaked in milk!
[21:35] Kag
Shut up, toilet paper!
[21:37] Gin
I at least deserve to be called a rag!
A rag used to wipe asses!
[21:47] Tsu
Are you sure about this?
[21:50] Tsu
You'll be sacrificing
everything for Yoshiwara.
[21:52] Gin
It's too late.
[21:55] Gin
I already made a promise.
[21:57] Tsu
I see.
[21:59] Tsu
In that case...
[22:01] Tsu
Promise me this.
[22:03] Tsu
We will all return alive.
[22:10] Gin
It's a promise.
SIGN To be continued...
[23:45] Gin
I'm starting to feel the pressure.
[23:47] Gin
There was the One Piece film
at the end of the year.
[23:49] Gin
Then you've got Hunter x Hunter and
Dragon Ball films in spring, and us in summer.
[23:52] Kag
We should ask TV Tokyo to show our
movie with the Pokemon movie.
[23:57] Gin
That's it!
[23:58] Shin
That's it, my ass!
SIGN Five Pinkies
SIGN The Bakufu army stands in the way.
SIGN Overwhelming manpower!! Firepower!!
SIGN Our five heroes have made a promise
SIGN to seize this country!!
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