E219 - People Forget to Return Stuff All the Time Without Even Realizing It

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[01:32] A
    Oh! A clean hit!
[01:35] A
    -That's it! Keep it up!
[01:35] Salary
    -Stupid boss!
[01:36] Salary
    Take that! Take that!
[01:41] Salary
    Whew, I feel so much better.
[01:43] Salary
    Thanks, big guy.
[01:45] Iwamatsu
    It was nothing.
[01:46] Iwamatsu
    If a few punches to the
    face can help you forget
[01:49] ---
    your troubles, come on down
[01:51] Iwamatsu
    to see Iwamatsu, the Punching Bag.
[01:55] Salary
    Did you see that?
[01:56] Salary
    I got a wicked jab, right?
[01:57] Iwamatsu
    Come again!
[02:00] Iwamatsu
    Weak-ass punches.
[02:02] Iwamatsu
    You can't hurt me with those.
[02:06] Iwamatsu
    The Kabuki district, a town of outlaws.
[02:08] Iwamatsu
    My first impression was correct.
[02:10] Iwamatsu
    There's a sucker around every corner.
[02:12] Iwamatsu
    These wannabe punks and
    their girly punches
[02:16] Iwamatsu
    can't hurt me, the former
    pro boxer, Iwamatsu.
[02:20] Iwamatsu
    I'm gonna make a killing today.
[02:22] Iwamatsu
    Hey! Come on down!
[02:25] Iwamatsu
    You're allowed to hit me as many
    times as you want for one minute!
[02:27] Iwamatsu
    I'm known as Iwamatsu,
    the human punching bag!
[02:30] Iwamatsu
    Anyone up for blowing off some steam?
[02:34] Iwamatsu
    If you can knock me out,
    you won't have to pay,
[02:37] ---
    plus you get a prize!
[02:39] Kagura
    Ooh, ooh! Let me try!
[02:41] Iwamatsu
    Hmm? What? A kid?
[02:43] Iwamatsu
    This will be the perfect demonstration.
[02:47] Iwamatsu
    You wanna give it a shot, little girl?
[02:49] Iwamatsu
    Okay, you shouldn't need a glove.
[02:51] Iwamatsu
    Hit me as hard as you can.
[02:59] Kagura
    Yay! Knocked him out with one punch!
SIGN    People Forget to Return Stuff All the Time Without Even Realizing It
[03:09] Kagura
    Food for me!
[03:13] Kagura
    Delicious!
[03:14] Iwamatsu
    R-Really.
[03:15] Iwamatsu
    Enjoy yourself.
[03:17] Iwamatsu
    Ka-Kabuki's crazy!
[03:19] Iwamatsu
    I-I was too naive!
[03:21] Iwamatsu
    I-I wasn't expecting
    a monster like this!
[03:25] Iwamatsu
    And she's just a kid!
[03:27] Iwamatsu
    How scary are the adults
    in the Kabuki District?!
[03:31] Iwamatsu
    U-Uh, young lady...
[03:32] Iwamatsu
    Have you been practicing the
    Divine Fist of the North Star?
[03:35] Iwamatsu
    I was really surprised.
[03:37] Iwamatsu
    I didn't expect a little
    girl to be so strong,
[03:38] ---
    though you're not as strong as I am.
[03:40] Iwamatsu
    S-So, are there other people in
[03:42] ---
    the Kabuki District who
    are strong like you?
[03:45] Kagura
    Nope, I'm queen of the Kabuki District.
[03:48] Iwamatsu
    O-Of course!
[03:50] Iwamatsu
    You're not gonna find too
    many people this strong!
[03:53] Kagura
    Is this your first time
    in the Kabuki District?
[03:56] Iwamatsu
    Huh? Oh, yeah.
[03:58] Iwamatsu
    I came from the countryside
    to do business,
[04:00] Iwamatsu
    but I don't know my way around the city.
[04:02] Kagura
    Want me to show you around?
[04:04] Kagura
    I can show you some nice places
    in return for the meat bun.
[04:08] Iwamatsu
    What? Really?
[04:09] Kagura
    You can ask me anything
    about the Kabuki District.
[04:12] Kagura
    So basically, you're looking
    for a place with a bunch
[04:15] Kagura
    of irritated guys who
    will want to hit you.
[04:18] Iwamatsu
    Yes, and I would prefer that
    they not be too strong.
[04:22] Iwamatsu
    Well, I suppose it doesn't matter.
[04:24] Iwamatsu
    But if they're too strong,
[04:26] Iwamatsu
    it will be harder for me
    to control my strength
[04:28] ---
    and I might end up injuring them.
[04:29] Kagura
    Leave it to me.
[04:30] Kagura
    I know the perfect place.
SIGN    Otose
[04:32] Iwamatsu
    What's this place?
[04:33] Kagura
    A bar for drinking cheap booze.
[04:35] Kagura
    The patrons don't have much money.
[04:37] Kagura
    Most of them come here to
    bitch about their life.
[04:40] Iwamatsu
    I see.
[04:41] Iwamatsu
    There should be plenty of
    irritated patrons here.
[04:44] Iwamatsu
    The queen of the Kabuki
    District knows her territory.
[04:46] Iwamatsu
    My first customer just happened to be
[04:49] ---
    this anomaly of a girl.
[04:50] Iwamatsu
    But I shouldn't need to be scared
    of a bunch of old drunks.
[04:55] Otose
    Don't come here if don't have any money!
[04:59] Catherine
    You're always drinking
    and never paying up!
[05:01] Catherine
    This isn't your home!
[05:03] Otose
    Crush! Crush! Crush!
[05:07] Iwamatsu
    M-My potential customers
    are already punching bags!
[05:14] Kagura
    Hey, Gin-chan, Madao.
[05:16] Kagura
    This guy sells himself
    as a punching bag.
[05:17] Kagura
    Want to blow off some steam?
[05:20] Kagura
    You can hit him as many
    times as you want.
[05:21] Iwamatsu
    Wait! I refuse! It's obvious
    that they have no money!
[05:25] Madao
    Punching bag?
[05:27] Madao
    People treat me like a
    punching bag every day.
[05:30] Madao
    People like me should die.
[05:33] Iwamatsu
    This guy's dangerous!
[05:34] Iwamatsu
    He's not irritated! He
    should be on suicide watch!
[05:37] Kagura
    Wake up, Gin-chan.
[05:38] Kagura
    This guy sells himself
    as a punching bag.
[05:40] Gin
    Punching bag?
[05:42] Gin
    Can I?
[05:43] Gin
    Don't blame me though.
[05:44] Gin
    He might go from punching
    bag to body bag.
[05:47] Iwamatsu
    You're scaring me!
[05:48] Iwamatsu
    What's wrong with this snack bar?!
[05:49] Iwamatsu
    Why are the customers all deranged?!
[05:52] Kagura
    Don't worry.
[05:53] Kagura
    Gin-chan and Madao can
    be super when they try.
[05:56] Iwamatsu
    No, it's impossible!
[05:57] Iwamatsu
    They're completely smashed!
    And they're broke!
[05:59] Iwamatsu
    Forget it! Forget it!
[06:00] Iwamatsu
    I'll look for customers somewhere else!
[06:01] Gin
    Don't make fun of me.
[06:04] Gin
    Everybody's obsessed with money!
[06:06] Gin
    So I don't have money.
[06:08] Gin
    I still got something
    that's damn valuable.
SIGN    Destiny of an Emperor
[06:11] Iwamatsu
    It's an NES cartridge!
[06:13] Gin
    You fool!
[06:14] Gin
    Destiny of an Emperor
    was a brilliant RPG that
[06:15] ---
    was loved by everyone important!
[06:17] Gin
    If you find the right buyer,
    it'll fetch a pretty penny.
[06:19] Iwamatsu
    Who cares?!
[06:20] Iwamatsu
    And the name Takeshi
    is written on there!
SIGN    Takeshi
[06:22] Iwamatsu
    You obviously borrowed
    it and never returned it!
[06:24] Madao
    Hey, hold on!
[06:26] Madao
    Isn't that the game I let you borrow?!
[06:28] Gin
    You were just letting me borrow a game
[06:30] Gin
    that you borrowed from someone
    else and never returned!
[06:31] Gin
    It doesn't belong to you!
[06:33] Madao
    Shut up!
[06:34] Madao
    How can you sell something that
    you borrowed from someone else?!
[06:36] Gin
    You're the one who let me borrow a
    game you borrowed from someone else!
[06:38] Madao
    Let go!
[06:39] Gin
    Stop it!
[06:41] Iwamatsu
    This might be the most
    pointless fight ever!
[06:46] Madao
    Bastard! What was that for?!
[06:48] Madao
    Destiny of an Emperor
    was Three-Kingdom'd!
[06:51] Gin
    That's not funny!
[06:52] Madao
    Apologize to Takeshi!
[06:54] Gin
    Shut up!
[06:55] Gin
    You should apologize to Takeshi!
[06:56] Iwamatsu
    Apologize to the people who
    are watching this crap on TV!
[07:00] Kagura
    Oh, now they're punching each other.
[07:03] Kagura
    I guess they won't need a punching bag.
[07:05] Iwamatsu
    I'm pretty sure they never did.
[07:07] Iwamatsu
    Uh, forget about looking
    for irritated people.
[07:11] Iwamatsu
    Could you take me to a place
[07:12] ---
    with friendly and energetic people?
[07:15] Kagura
    Hmm...
[07:16] Kagura
    Energetic...
[07:18] Kagura
    I guess there's a place.
[07:21] Iwamatsu
    There is?
[07:21] Iwamatsu
    Could you take me there?
[07:25] Katsura
    It is time for action!
[07:27] Katsura
    We must punish the dogs
    of the hated Bakufu
[07:31] ---
    who have persecuted us for so long!
[07:33] Katsura
    Tomorrow at dawn,
[07:34] ---
    we will attack the
    Shinsengumi headquarters!
[07:37] Katsura
    And...
[07:38] Katsura
    ...do this to all of their toilet paper!
[07:41] Katsura
    Turn the roll so it comes out backwards!
[07:44] A
    Damn Shinsengumi!
[07:46] A
    Today will be the last day you can take
    a dump without having to think twice!
[07:48] B
    After tomorrow morning,
[07:50] B
    they will suffer a living hell
[07:52] ---
    of toilet paper that
    never stops rolling!
[07:56] Iwamatsu
    Who are these idiots?
[07:58] Kagura
    Energetic terrorists.
[08:00] Iwamatsu
    Terrorists?!
[08:01] Iwamatsu
    Why did you bring me here?!
[08:03] Kagura
    They have plenty of energy.
[08:05] Kagura
    I'm sure they'll be great customers.
[08:08] Kagura
    Hey, Zura!
[08:10] Katsura
    Oh, leader!
[08:11] Joi
    Good evening, leader!
[08:13] Kagura
    Want to warm up before you
    go take on the Shinsengumi?
[08:16] Kagura
    I brought a punching bag!
[08:19] Katsura
    Punching bag?
[08:20] Kagura
    You can beat up this human
    punching bag for a whole minute.
[08:23] Kagura
    Pretend that he's from the Shinsengumi
    and vent your frustration!
[08:27] A
    I get it! Brilliant, leader!
[08:30] B
    We were letting our emotions
    get the better of us!
[08:33] B
    We should beat him up
    and calm ourselves down!
[08:35] A
    Okay! Let's do this!
[08:37] Iwamatsu
    Ah! Wait!
[08:39] Iwamatsu
    I can't handle all of you at once!
[08:40] Iwamatsu
    One at a time!
[08:41] Katsura
    Stop, you fools!
[08:44] Katsura
    A samurai should never attack someone
[08:47] ---
    who is not fighting back!
[08:50] Katsura
    And you call yourself Joi patriots?!
[08:52] Joi
    W-We're sorry, Katsura-san!
[08:55] Katsura
    I apologize for their behavior.
[08:58] Katsura
    Forgive us.
[08:59] Katsura
    They are normally well-behaved.
[09:01] Katsura
    I suppose that they're excited
    about the upcoming battle.
[09:04] Iwamatsu
    Nah, don't sweat it.
[09:07] Iwamatsu
    This is my job, so as long
    as they come one at a time...
[09:10] Katsura
    I wish to settle accounts.
[09:12] Katsura
    Could you please give each member
[09:15] ---
    a double slap in the face?
[09:16] Iwamatsu
    I'm asking you to hit me!
[09:19] Iwamatsu
    Don't worry about it.
[09:20] Iwamatsu
    Really, this is my job.
[09:22] Iwamatsu
    I'm asking you to hit me.
[09:24] Katsura
    But I will not accept it!
[09:26] Kagura
    Watch your tongue!
[09:27] Katsura
    You must slap each of
    them the way she is!
[09:29] Iwamatsu
    Why are you punching them?!
[09:31] Iwamatsu
    I can't put food on the
    table by hitting you people!
[09:34] Iwamatsu
    I'm begging you to hit me!
[09:36] Katsura
    You are so generous!
[09:38] Katsura
    You refuse to hit my men, even after they disrespected you!
[09:42] Katsura
    I understand.
[09:44] Katsura
    I am responsible for
    the failures of my men.
[09:48] Katsura
    I shall also offer...
[09:49] Iwamatsu
    That's not the issue here!
[09:50] Katsura
    ...that you give my treasure,
[09:51] ---
    a Super Monkey Adventure
    cartridge, a double slap!
[09:56] Iwamatsu
    Why?!
[09:57] Iwamatsu
    What does Super Monkey Adventure
    have to do with anything?!
[10:00] Katsura
    I'm sorry, Takeshi.
SIGN    Takeshi
[10:02] Katsura
    I intended to return this game to you...
[10:04] Katsura
    Such sorrow!
[10:04] Iwamatsu
    And it's another game that was
    never returned to Takeshi!
[10:07] Iwamatsu
    Who's Takeshi?!
[10:08] Iwamatsu
    Is it the same Takeshi?!
[10:10] A
    Don't be too hasty, Katsura-san!
[10:12] A
    Have you forgotten your
    promise to Takeshi?!
[10:14] Katsura
    Not another word!
[10:15] Katsura
    Forgive me, Takeshi!
[10:17] Iwamatsu
    Hey! I can't tell if
    Takeshi is loved or hated!
[10:22] Okita
    The gig's up!
[10:24] Okita
    Katsura!
[10:25] Okita
    Turn yourself in!
[10:27] Katsura
    Shit!
[10:28] Katsura
    The enemy has learned of our plan!
[10:30] Katsura
    Then I have no choice!
[10:31] Katsura
    Onward, men!
[10:32] Joi
    Take this!
[10:34] Joi
    Super Monkey Adventure!
[10:36] Iwamatsu
    Why are you throwing cartridges?!
[10:38] Iwamatsu
    And how many copies do you have?!
[10:44] Okita
    They escaped outside!
[10:45] Okita
    Contact the 3rd Squad!
[10:48] Okita
    Huh? China girl?
[10:49] Okita
    Why are you here?
[10:51] Kagura
    Oh, the perfect sucker.
[10:53] Kagura
    He's a sadist, so he'd
    be a perfect customer.
[10:56] Iwamatsu
    First terrorists, now cops?!
[10:58] Okita
    A punching bag?
[10:59] Kagura
    Yup. You must be pissed
    about letting Zura escape.
[11:02] Kagura
    You can use him to blow off some steam.
[11:03] Okita
    It's not my thing.
[11:05] Okita
    There's nothing fun about hitting
    someone who wants to be hit.
[11:08] Okita
    But I love to see the contorted
    faces of people in pain.
[11:12] Iwamatsu
    You're twisted!
[11:13] Iwamatsu
    What's wrong with this guy?!
[11:14] Iwamatsu
    Is he really a cop?!
[11:15] Okita
    If he was an artful dodger
    instead of a human punching bag,
[11:18] Okita
    and he offered to pay me instead
    of charging, I might hit him.
[11:22] Iwamatsu
    That would make me a sick bastard!
[11:25] Kagura
    That's that, then.
[11:26] Kagura
    Pay up.
[11:27] Iwamatsu
    Huh?
[11:28] Kagura
    I'm telling you to pay up!
[11:30] Iwamatsu
    What?!
[11:31] Iwamatsu
    I'm supposed to pay him to hit me?!
[11:35] Iwamatsu
    I'm trying to make money here!
[11:36] Kagura
    So you come all the way out to the city,
[11:38] Kagura
    and then you turn around and go back
[11:39] ---
    without even getting hit once?!
[11:41] Kagura
    Aren't you a punching bag?!
[11:42] Kagura
    If you have to pay for someone
    to hit you, so be it!
[11:44] Iwamatsu
    That would make me some kind of S&M
    freak who's paying to be punished!
[11:47] Okita
    Well, twenty grand will do.
[11:51] Iwamatsu
    Why is this happening?
[11:52] Okita
    Now say, I'll give you all
    my money, so stop hitting me.
[11:56] Iwamatsu
    I'll give you all my
    money, so stop hitting me.
[11:59] Okita
    Pretend like you're
    back in middle school.
[12:01] Iwamatsu
    That's my whole allowance.
[12:03] Iwamatsu
    Cut me some slack, man.
[12:05] Okita
    Now like you're a foreigner.
[12:06] Iwamatsu
    All the money!
[12:08] Iwamatsu
    But not the body!
[12:10] Okita
    I guess I'll let you go this time.
[12:13] Iwamatsu
    That was highway robbery!
[12:15] Iwamatsu
    Give me back my money!
[12:17] Iwamatsu
    Aren't you a cop?!
[12:18] Iwamatsu
    You want a fight?!
[12:19] Kondo
    Sorry.
[12:20] Kondo
    It appears that one of
    my men was upsetting you.
[12:23] Iwamatsu
    What?
[12:25] Kondo
    Man, he's so hopeless.
[12:27] Kondo
    Sorry!
[12:28] Kondo
    I must apologize, as his superior.
[12:30] Kondo
    So, please keep this quiet.
[12:33] Kondo
    Here, consider this compensation
    instead of a bribe.
[12:37] Iwamatsu
    Huh? Should a cop be doing this?
[12:39] Kondo
    Please! It's not a big
    deal! Just take it!
[12:43] Iwamatsu
    Uh, this is wrong.
[12:44] Iwamatsu
    Are you sure about this?
[12:45] Kondo
    It's perfectly fine.
[12:47] Kondo
    Anyway, please forgive him.
[12:49] Kondo
    I'm counting on your silence.
[12:53] Kondo
    Hemosoro suparami bachiguso nemosamu...
[12:56] Iwamatsu
    It's a spell of resurrection!
[12:59] Iwamatsu
    For what game?!
[13:01] Iwamatsu
    I don't need this crap!
[13:03] Iwamatsu
    It's a worthless piece of paper!
SIGN    Takeshi
[13:05] Iwamatsu
    You again, Takeshi?!
[13:08] Iwamatsu
    How many of your games are
    floating around out there?!
[13:10] Iwamatsu
    Why did you even bother
    writing your name?!
[13:13] Iwamatsu
    Everybody must hate you!
[13:15] Iwamatsu
    Your crap's scattered around the
    world like the Dragon Balls!
[13:18] Yamazaki
    I apologize for my
    superior's rude behavior.
[13:21] Yamazaki
    Please keep this quiet.
[13:23] Iwamatsu
    Hey, what's wrong with the cops here?
[13:26] Kondo
    Here, consider this compensation
    instead of a bribe.
[13:29] Iwamatsu
    No, enough of that already.
[13:31] Iwamatsu
    No more.
[13:36] Iwamatsu
    Hey!
[13:38] Iwamatsu
    I don't need any more
    spells of resurrection!
[13:39] Yamazaki
    Anpan anpan anpan anpan anpan anpan
    anpan anpan anpan anpan anpan anpan...
[13:41] Iwamatsu
    What is he trying to resurrect?!
[13:44] Iwamatsu
    What the hell?!
[13:46] Iwamatsu
    What does this mean?!
[13:47] Iwamatsu
    I have no idea, but I'm
    scared to death now!
[13:49] Kagura
    Hey, he's looking at us.
[13:52] Iwamatsu
    He just said something.
[13:54] Iwamatsu
    What did he say?!
[13:55] Iwamatsu
    Hey, am I going to be okay?!
[13:56] Iwamatsu
    Did he just curse me?!
[13:58] Iwamatsu
    Hey! Wait!
[13:59] Iwamatsu
    Is it really okay?!
SIGN    Greater Edo Parking Lot
SIGN    Meat Bun
[14:04] Kagura
    Sorry I couldn't help you.
[14:08] Iwamatsu
    It's okay.
[14:10] Iwamatsu
    I'll give up on being a punching bag.
[14:13] Iwamatsu
    I guess this town doesn't need one.
[14:17] Iwamatsu
    There aren't any nasty
    people in this town
[14:19] Iwamatsu
    who get pleasure out of hitting
    someone who doesn't fight back.
[14:24] Iwamatsu
    The people here tackle their problems
[14:27] ---
    head-on and blow off
    stress by running wild.
[14:32] Iwamatsu
    I knew that the people
    in this town were strong.
[14:37] Iwamatsu
    I wanted to be strong like they were,
[14:40] ---
    instead of working this creepy job.
[14:43] Kagura
    Really?
[14:45] Kagura
    It's too bad.
[14:47] Kagura
    I didn't understand
    the complicated stuff,
[14:49] ---
    but I feel better now,
[14:51] Kagura
    since you let me punch you.
[14:55] Kagura
    I'm sure there are people who need you.
[15:00] Kagura
    Like, for instance...
[15:03] Kagura
    Over there.
SIGN    Takeshi
[15:07] Takeshi
    I agreed to co-sign the loan
[15:10] Takeshi
    'cause he promised to
    pay the money back,
[15:13] ---
    and then he runs away.
[15:16] Takeshi
    I'm doomed to live a life where
    nobody ever returns anything to me.
[15:19] Takeshi
    I should have written
    my name on the money...
SIGN    Takeshi
[15:22] Iwamatsu
    Is that... Is that...?
[15:25] Kagura
    I wouldn't say that everybody is strong.
[15:27] Kagura
    Some people are overwhelmed
    by their gloomy feelings.
[15:32] Kagura
    Your job isn't creepy.
[15:35] Kagura
    You should be proud.
[15:38] Kagura
    You're the only one who
[15:40] ---
    can receive the fist of the
    injured soul who never has
[15:43] Kagura
    anything returned by the idiots
    of the Kabuki district.
[15:56] Iwamatsu
    I never truly understood
[15:58] ---
    what it meant to be a punching bag.
[16:02] Iwamatsu
    My job wasn't to let
    other people hit me.
[16:06] Iwamatsu
    It was to accept their
    fists, their feelings...
[16:17] Iwamatsu
    Takeshi-kun, you can have
    me for a whole minute.
[16:21] Iwamatsu
    I'll help you forget
    all the bad memories.
[16:23] Iwamatsu
    How about it?
[16:24] Takeshi
    Gah! Pervert!
[16:41] Kagura
    Congratulations.
[16:42] Kagura
    Somebody finally punched you.
[16:50] Iwamatsu
    This doesn't seem right.
SIGN    We Ended Kind of Early So We're Gonna Start the Next Episode (Take Two)
[18:29] Kagura
    Have you forgotten
[18:32] Kagura
    about the red kerchief?
[18:36] Kagura
    When we went to the bath
    in the neighboring town...
[18:39] Gin
    Hey, want me to drop
    you in the Kanda River?
SIGN    Greater Edo Bathhouse
[18:43] Gin
    Don't forget that you fell asleep
    in the bath, almost drowned,
[18:46] Gin
    and destroyed everything in the process!
[18:49] A
    Adults are 200 yen.
    Children are 100 yen.
SIGN    Men
SIGN    Women
[18:52] Kagura
    Don't treat me like a child.
[18:54] Kagura
    I'm a woman now.
[18:55] Kagura
    Charge me another 100 yen.
[18:57] Gin
    Shut your mouth.
[18:59] Gin
    Lady, I have the soul of a boy,
[19:01] Gin
    so how's 200 for both of us sound?
[19:04] Kagura
    Gin-chan, please give
    me another 100 yen.
[19:06] Kagura
    I want to have some coffee
    milk after my bath.
[19:09] Gin
    You can drink the water
    in the bath, you brat.
[19:13] Shin
    Huh?
[19:14] Shin
    Why are you here, Gin-san?
[19:16] Gin
    Commercial break finally ends and
[19:17] ---
    they're treated to a shot of your ass.
[19:20] Gin
    Why are you here?
[19:21] Shin
    There was a special
    about hot springs on TV,
[19:23] Shin
    so Sis decided she wanted
    to enjoy a large bath.
[19:25] Gin
    You should have tossed her into
    a big puddle or something.
[19:29] Gin
    I figured I would have
    the place to myself.
[19:32] Shin
    Nice to see you, too.
[19:34] Shin
    You were probably going to
    peek at the women, right?
[19:37] Gin
    I'm not gonna pick a fight with Agnes.
[19:43] Kondo
    Oh, sorry!
[19:44] Kondo
    There's construction work
    being done on this bath,
[19:46] ---
    so could you go somewhere else?
[19:49] Gin
    Hey, how did the gorilla find out?
[19:52] Gin
    I don't want to share a bath with him.
[19:54] Gin
    I'll probably catch
    some kind of disease.
[19:55] Hijikata
    You're the disease.
[19:57] Hijikata
    You can use the tepid
    kiddy bath over there.
[20:01] Hijikata
    It's probably your style.
SIGN    Kiddy Pool Do not jump in.
[20:02] Okita
    That's the Hijikata-san we know.
[20:04] Okita
    A real Edo boy loves steaming hot baths.
[20:07] Hijikata
    Yeah, this ain't hot enough.
[20:08] Hijikata
    Load 'er up.
[20:09] Okita
    Here.
[20:10] Hijikata
    Hey!
[20:11] Hijikata
    Where'd you get leftover
    water from cooking yakisoba?!
[20:13] Gin
    I'll use this chance to wash
    the underwear I was wearing.
[20:16] Gin
    Saves money.
[20:17] Hijikata
    This isn't the Ganges River!
[20:19] Kondo
    Stop it, people!
[20:21] Kondo
    We're here to take a bath!
[20:23] Kondo
    If you're going to make a ruckus, leave!
[20:24] Kondo
    Otae-san can stay!
[20:26] Gin
    You're obviously not
    here to take a bath.
[20:28] Gin
    If you're looking for a quick
    cleaning, jump in a washing machine.
[20:31] Gin
    This is no place for
    dirty bastards like you!
[20:34] Kondo
    What was that?!
[20:34] Kondo
    I'll Vidal Sassoon your pubes!
[20:37] Gin
    Eh?!
[20:37] Gin
    I'll pluck out your
    ass hairs one by one!
[20:40] Kondo
    Get out!
[20:41] Kondo
    You're in Vidal Sassoon territory!
[20:43] Gin
    Fine! Let's take this outside!
[20:45] Gin
    I'll show you what tweezers can do!
[20:48] Chibi
    Whoa, this is a bathhouse?
[20:50] Chibi
    It's huge!
[20:51] Chibi
    I wanna swim!
[20:53] Gin
    Eh?! Swim?!
[20:54] Gin
    This isn't the pool!
[20:56] Kondo
    Only Vidal Sassooners
    are allowed here, kid!
[20:58] Kondo
    We booked the place!
[21:01] Chibi
    What? Booked the place?
[21:03] Chibi
    No way.
[21:04] Chibi
    I heard that everybody's
    allowed in a bathhouse.
[21:07] Shin
    G-Gin-san...
[21:08] Shin
    Th-That's...
[21:10] Chibi
    Papa, they said that
    they booked the bath.
[21:13] Goro
    What's that?
[21:14] Goro
    That's odd.
[21:16] Goro
    I heard that the bathhouse
    is a public place.
[21:18] Goro
    Brother, they booked the place.
[21:20] Shiro
    What? That's impossible.
[21:21] Shiro
    Brother Saburo said we could
    all take a bath here, right?
[21:25] Saburo
    Don't look at me.
[21:27] Saburo
    Well, Brother Jiro?
[21:28] Jiro
    Father, where's our eldest brother?
[21:30] Dad
    Beats me.
[21:32] Hedoro
    Hey. What are you all doing?
[21:34] Saburo
    Ah, Big Brother!
[21:37] Hedoro
    Huh?
[21:38] Hedoro
    The Odd Jobs members.
[21:40] Hedoro
    It's been a while.
[21:42] Hedoro
    It's me, the Hedoro next door.
[21:49] Gin
    He-Hedoro has multiplied!
[21:55] Saburo
    Uh, I heard that you booked the place?
[21:58] Jiro
    We're not allowed in here?
SIGN    Kiddy Pool Do not jump in.
[22:05] Both
    Welcome!
[22:06] Both
    Enjoy yourselves!
[22:08] Chibi
    Yay!
[22:09] Hedoro
    I apologize.
[22:11] Hedoro
    It appears that we are imposing on you.
[22:13] Kondo
    H-Hey! Why is the Addams Family here?!
[22:16] Kondo
    You know them?!
[22:18] Both
    N-No! We never knew there were so many!
[22:21] Hedoro
    You see, my family's visiting
    from the countryside,
[22:25] Hedoro
    so I decided to bring
    them to a bathhouse
[22:27] ---
    to show them what Edo's like.
[22:29] All
    Wr-Wring Edo to death?!
[22:32] Hedoro
    We don't take baths
    together on our planet.
[22:37] Hedoro
    I think it's dynamite to strip
    down and spend time together.
[22:41] All
    St-Strip down dynamite!
[22:44] Gin
    I-I don't believe it!
[22:46] Gin
    Th-They're finally
    moving to invade Earth!
[22:51] Hijikata
    I-Invade Earth?!
[22:53] Hijikata
    Impossible!
[22:54] Okita
    They're starting by taking
    over this bathhouse.
[22:57] Okita
    Damn monsters!
[22:58] Kondo
    We don't have time to argue about
    Vidal Sassoons and tweezers.
[23:02] Kondo
    We need to warn everyone!
[23:04] Kondo
    Run for it as soon as they
    get in the adult bath.
[23:18] Hedoro
    Yes, such a wonderful bath.
[23:24] All
    They got in the kiddy bath!
SIGN    To Be Continued Next Episode
SIGN    Next Episode The Bathhouse, Where You're Naked in Body and Soul
[23:30] Hedoro
    And so, we will continue
    this story next week.
[2:12:16] ---
    #ED