E27 - Some Things Can’t Be Cut with a Sword

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[00:00] Host
    In the red corner! The housewife who junked her marriage and found her place on the battlefield.
[00:06] ---
    The Demoness Haruna!!
[00:08] Host
    In the blue corner! This lady, a former popular singer-turned hitting star!
[00:12] Host
    The fighting princess of song! Dynamite Otsu!
[00:16] Otsu
    Just bring it from anywhere, jock itch!
[00:20] Audience
    Jock itch!
[00:21] Shinpachi
    Otsu-chan, go for it!
[00:24] Gintoki
    No, no. She'd better stop...
[00:28] Gintoki
    She's going in the wrong direction.
[00:30] Shinpachi
    Otsu-chan! Popular idol singer-turned fighter!
[00:35] Gintoki
    When a person says something like that, it's a warning sign.
[00:38] ---
    My favorite ramen shop said, "curry rice will be a new menu item."
[00:42] ---
    After that, the shop had to close.
[00:43] Shinpachi
    What a bad example! That won't be the case for Otsu-chan. She'll keep singing!
[00:48] Gintoki
    I think there's a sign of misfortune on her face.
[00:52] Gintoki
    Too bad she's not more naïve or stupid. Like you, Kagura.
[00:57] Kagura
    What is a dream?
[00:59] Kagura
    So painful to wait for...so terrible to be without...
[01:02] Kagura
    and yet to battle your way toward it along that thorny road...
[01:07] ---
    Take's a warrior's courage!!
[01:10] Host
    What the?! There's an intruder in the ring! Who is she?
SIGN    [This is a reference to famous Japanese professional wrestler Antonio Inoki.]
[01:13] Kagura
    My name is Antonio Kagura! I'm...um...Otsu-chan's stand-in! Uh-huh!
[01:18] Kagura
    Come on!
[01:19] Gintoki
    Oh, no! Whatever happens, it's not my fault.
[01:22] Shinpachi
    Not mine, either.
[01:23] Shinpachi
    You need to discipline her better! That's why she's like that.
[01:26] Gintoki
    What are you talking about?
[01:27] Gintoki
    They say a kid's personality is set by the age of 3.
[01:28] Okita
    Haruna! Come on!
[01:30] Okita
    You dumped your husband 'cause you wanted more excitement, right?!
SIGN    [An Odd Jobs member meets Okita at the "Amazons' Tournament."]
SIGN    [Okita takes them to a fighting arena called "Rengokukan." What kind of event is held there?]
SIGN    ["Some Things Can't Be Cut with a Sword"]
[03:19] Okita
    What a surprise. I didn't know you guys liked watching fighting sports.
[03:24] Okita
    I especially like seeing women fight.
[03:27] Okita
    When they make those gnarly faces and grab each other, I just bust up!
[03:31] Shinpachi
    That's not fandom, that's sadism!
[03:34] Kagura
    You shouldn't laugh at someone who's trying hard!
[03:37] Kagura
    Someone like you, who interrupts a match shouldn't be allowed to watch fighting sports.
[03:41] Gintoki
    Stop saying that. It's obvious that you're interrupting the match.
[03:45] Okita
    By the way, do you have time to go somewhere?
[03:49] Okita
    I'll take you to a more entertaining show.
[03:52] Gintoki
    A more entertaining show?
[03:53] Okita
    If you come with me, you'll see.
[03:59] Gintoki
    Hey, hey. What kind of place is this?
[04:02] Okita
    It's a meeting place for inhabitants of the underworld.
[04:05] Okita
    Ordinary people never get a chance to see this.
[04:13] Gintoki
    This is...
[04:15] Gintoki
    ...an underground fighting arena?
[04:18] Okita
    This is the Rengokukan.
[04:20] Okita
    What you see before you...
[04:27] Okita
    ...is an honest-to-god...
[04:31] Okita
    ...Death Match!
[04:34] Announce
    The winner is...Kidomaru!
[04:36] Shinpachi
    It's hard to believe...
[04:38] Okita
    How often do you get the chance to see a real fight?
[04:42] Okita
    And when you add gambling to it-damn, that's entertainment!
[04:46] Gintoki
    This is definitely a great show, huh?!
[04:49] Kagura
    If I can't sleep tonight you'll pay!
[04:53] Shinpachi
    Obviously, it's illegal. Okita-san, aren't you a government official?
[04:58] Okita
    That's why I can't do anything.
[05:00] Okita
    They're some shadowy, political figures behind it.
[05:04] Gintoki
    You mean government officials are involved?
[05:06] Okita
    One wrong step and it's goodbye Shinsengumi.
[05:09] Okita
    Freelancers like you have it made.
[05:13] Gintoki
    Let me tell you something: I'm not going to work for you.
[05:17] Okita
    That's funny. I thought you were a fellow human being.
[05:21] Okita
    I thought you hated this crap as much as I do.
[05:25] Okita
    Look over there.
[05:28] Okita
    Kidomaru is Rengokukan's strongest fighter.
[05:31] Okita
    Let's find out what's up with him.
[05:34] Gintoki
    Hey.
[05:35] Okita
    Don't worry. This is my personal favor. It has nothing to do with the Shinsengumi.
[05:42] Okita
    No one else knows about this place.
[05:45] Okita
    So, please don't tell Kondo-san and Hijikata-san.
[05:54] Gintoki
    Is he really here?
[05:57] Shinpachi
    Yes. I saw him coming in.
[05:59] Shinpachi
    I'm a bit surprised to learn that Okita-san is an earnest man.
[06:02] Shinpachi
    He can't stand impropriety.
[06:04] Kagura
    I hate that guy.
[06:06] Gintoki
    Despite his appearance, he's a direct subordinate, so we can expect a big reward from him.
[06:09] Shinpachi
    It's not a money issue!
[06:12] Shinpachi
    Did you just hear someone scream?
[06:14] Gintoki
    You guys...
[06:15] Gintoki
    stay here!
[06:15] Shinpachi
    Gin-san!
[06:24] Gintoki
    What's going on?
[06:27] Doshin
    The thief!
[06:33] Doshin
    Sorry. I'm sorry I did that.
[06:37] Doshin
    It was such a suspicious looking ass, I...
[06:40] Gintoki
    Idiot. How can buttocks look suspicious?
[06:44] Gintoki
    Damn it! My ass is splitting in two.
[06:47] Shinpachi
    Gin-san, calm down. It was always like that.
[06:50] Doshin
    Still, you shouldn't have been peeking into another person's house.
[06:55] Shinpachi
    Sorry, but we were looking for someone.
[06:59] Shinpachi
    Mr. Priest, did you see a man with a scary demon mask walking around?
[07:04] Doshin
    Demon? It sounds strange.
[07:08] Doshin
    Are you saying you're Momotaro, the demon slayer?
[07:13] Gintoki
    I'm not interested in some petty demon.
[07:15] Gintoki
    My target is his boss.
[07:17] Gintoki
    Unless he has a lot of treasure, then that's a different story.
[07:20] Doshin
    Treasure...
[07:22] ---
    The only treasure this demon owns...
[07:23] ---
    is those children over there.
[07:25] Gintoki/Shinpachi
    Whoa!
[07:26] Gintoki
    Y-Y-You! What the hell do you think you are doing?!
[07:29] Doshin
    What were you doing?
[07:31] Doshin
    I know you followed me from the fighting arena.
[07:34] Shinpachi
    What? What? Really? Then you are...?!
[07:39] Doshin
    I'm known as Doshin Kidomaru, a fighter in Rengokukan.
[07:48] Gintoki
    Are you sure?
[07:50] Gintoki
    Giving us tea? We could be the peach boy, Momotaro, who got rid of the demon.
[07:54] Doshin
    Are you sure? You're having tea with a bloody demon.
[07:59] Gintoki
    It's hard to believe that someone who takes care of so many children could be a demon.
[08:03] Shinpachi
    Who are these children?
[08:05] Doshin
    They're all my children.
[08:08] Gintoki
    Oh, my! You must have been really wild when you were young.
[08:11] Doshin
    No... They were all abandoned children.
[08:14] Gintoki
    Orphans? Don't tell me you're doing that kind of thing to take care of them.
[08:18] Doshin
    Do I look like a worthy human being? A saint covered in blood...?
[08:24] Gintoki
    So you...
[08:26] Doshin
    Once, now and forever, I'm just a killer.
[08:30] Doshin
    I've always been strong...and everybody called me "Killer".
[08:36] Doshin
    I was sent to jail and I waited for my head to roll.
[08:40] Doshin
    But someone had their eye on me and paid to get me out.
[08:44] Doshin
    You can probably guess the rest.
[08:47] Doshin
    If you guys are trying to destroy the Rengokukan... Take my advice. Don't.
[08:52] Gintoki
    Are you suggesting we'll end up as meat for the demon?
[08:55] Gintoki
    Well, it might be interesting.
[08:58] Doshin
    A demon doesn't strike unless someone touches his treasure.
[09:01] Doshin
    But he'll do anything to protect his children.
[09:06] Gintoki
    There's no way a demon would say something like that.
[09:09] Gintoki
    You look like a good father to me.
[09:10] Doshin
    But I'm raising my children with dirty money...
[09:15] Gintoki
    And you have regrets about what you did.
[09:17] Doshin
    I chose my first child...because I just wanted to unburden myself...
[09:25] Gintoki
    It's not easy to raise children for that reason. Right, you little brat?
[09:33] Child A
    Sensei! Sensei! How do I look? Are you listening to me?
[09:33] Shinpachi
    Give those back, brat!
[09:37] Child A
    Sensei? What's the matter, Sensei?
[09:40] ---
    Hey, you! What did you say to Sensei?! If you hurt his feelings, I'll kick your butt!!
[09:44] Gintoki
    Sorry about that.
[09:48] Shinpachi
    Give those back!
SIGN    [Odd Jobs - Gintoki Sakata]
[09:51] Gintoki
    Here's my apology. If you ever get in trouble, come see me.
[09:53] Gintoki
    I'll give you a great discount.
[09:55] Gintoki
    Hey, Kagura. Let's go.
[09:57] Kagura
    Yeah... Bye!
[10:02] Child A
    What strange people... As far as I know, they were the first guests to our house, Sensei.
[10:08] Doshin
    That's right...They're our first and our last.
[10:14] Okita
    The big fish...just isn't sticking its nose out. All I get are minnows.
[10:20] Okita
    Yet, maybe I went a little overboard?
[10:22] Hijikata
    You worked hard on your day off.
[10:27] Hijikata
    I didn't know you were so dedicated...
SIGN    [Battle Royal Host]
[10:33] Hijikata
    Here, here. Please help yourself and eat up.
[10:36] Gintoki
    What's this?
[10:37] Okita
    Sorry, he found out everything.
[10:40] Gintoki
    No, I mean... What's this? Do you have something against mayonnaise?
[10:44] Hijikata
    It's the Katsudon Hijikata Special.
[10:46] Gintoki
    Nobody wants this kind of "special"!
[10:49] Gintoki
    Hey, waitress! One chocolate sundae!
[10:52] Hijikata
    Fine. Eat your sugar until you die.
[10:55] ---
    How is it, Sogo? Amazing?
[10:56] Okita
    Hijikata-san is amazing. He can turn Katsudon into dog food.
[11:01] Hijikata
    What's this? I wonder why I feel so defeated after buying your meals.
[11:05] Hijikata
    Oh, well. Let's get to the main issue.
[11:07] ---
    I heard that Sogo inspired you into doing something... But forget about it all.
[11:11] Gintoki
    What? You sound like you know the whole story, don't you?
[11:16] Gintoki
    Are you really a big official?
[11:18] Gintoki
    Are you sure you're going to ignore a crime that's right under your nose?
[11:21] Hijikata
    We'll eventually take care of it.
[11:23] Hijikata
    Hey, if put your booger in Hijikata's Special! Apologize, dammit!
[11:30] Hijikata
    Listen, if someone gets unlucky, you're not the only one. All of us will get in trouble.
[11:35] Okita
    Hijikata-san, I wonder if you've already found the information.
[11:39] Hijikata
    Do you know those guys called the Tendo sect?
[11:42] Hijikata
    They turned the Shogun into a puppet and are remaking this country just the way they like it.
[11:47] Hijikata
    They hold the real power in this country.
[11:50] Hijikata
    That blood soaked arena is...
[11:52] Hijikata
    Tendo Sect's Playground.
[11:56] Tendoshu A
    Where's our star? Anybody seen Kidomaru?
[11:59] Director
    Well... Lately, he keeps finding new excuses for not coming in.
[12:05] Tendoshu A
    It's time for him to retire. That's all right.
[12:08] Tendoshu A
    We've got someone new already lined up.
[12:13] Kagura
    Hi, Detective Pasta. I bought the anpan for you.
[12:17] Shinpachi
    Why did you call me "Pasta"? There's nothing like that related to me.
[12:21] Kagura
    Your life is like pasta. From now on, call me Yama-san.
[12:25] Shinpachi
    Yama-san?
[12:26] Kagura
    My full name is Kagura Yamamoto.
[12:28] Shinpachi
    Hey, you just can't dictate things on your own!
[12:31] Kagura
    Anyway, how's our targets, Pasta?
[12:33] Shinpachi
    Nothing's happening, Kagu...Yama-san.
[12:36] Shinpachi
    Gin-san said he'd do something within a couple of days. Hey, where's Gin-san?
[12:40] Kagura
    Our boss was caught by those creeps and can't do anything.
[12:44] Kagura
    It's up to us, Pasta.
[12:46] Shinpachi
    I wonder if he's under interrogation.
[12:47] Shinpachi
    Interrogation reminds me of Katsudon... I'm getting sick of anpan.
[12:52] Shinpachi
    I want to eat pasta...
[12:53] ---
    Oh, my! That's why I'm detective Pasta.
[12:55] Kagura
    You're growing up, Pasta. Watch my back.
[12:58] Shinpachi
    Yes, Yama-san!
[12:59] Doshin
    Excuse me. But your backs are wide open.
[13:03] Kagura
    Calm down, Pasta! Capture him! Get him! Anpan's stuck in my throat!
[13:08] Shinpachi
    Doshin-san, you...
[13:11] Doshin
    I'm leaving Edo...
[13:13] Doshin
    I don't know why you're watching me, but I'd like you to overlook this.
[13:18] Doshin
    I know this is a lot to ask, but I don't want to kill anymore...
[13:24] Doshin
    I don't know how many years it'll take, but...
[13:27] Doshin
    I want to say with confidence that I'm their father.
[13:33] Shinpachi
    Doshin-san...
[13:39] Kagura
    Get out of here... Fast!
[13:41] Shinpachi
    Our boss told us to watch out for you, but didn't give a reason...
[13:45] Shinpachi
    I don't know what he's thinking.
[13:47] Shinpachi
    So, we're doing whatever we like.
[13:50] ---
    I don't know what's right and what's wrong,
[13:54] Shinpachi
    but I'm sure Gin-san would do the same thing.
[13:57] Doshin
    Thank you!
[14:00] A
    Kidomaru!
[14:02] B
    Don't let him get away!
[14:03] C
    Kill him!
[14:07] Kagura
    Let's go, Pastaaa!
[14:08] Shinpachi
    Yeah, Yama-san!
[14:14] Child C
    Sensei! Why are we in such a hurry?
[14:17] Child C
    Sensei!
[14:20] Child C
    Sensei, why are you crying?
[14:23] Doshin
    I wish I could've met people like them earlier.
[14:28] Onishishi
    Don't kid yourself.
[14:30] Onishishi
    Did you really think you could run away from me?
[14:39] Director
    Is he finished?
[14:42] Director
    Even Kidomaru wasn't able to handle a real demon.
[14:46] Director
    Now you're the new king of the Rengokukan.
[14:50] Director
    Onijishi.
[14:52] Child B
    Hey, Sensei!
[14:53] Child B
    Where are you going?
[14:55] Child A
    We'll go anywhere with you.
[14:58] Doshin
    Well...I will go anywhere as long as I'm with you guys.
[15:04] Doshin
    But...It doesn't appear I can go any further.
[15:09] Child B
    Ah? What's the matter, Sensei?
[15:11] Child C
    Are you crying again?
[15:14] Child A
    Is it because you are so happy? You cry so easily!
[15:19] Doshin
    Right... You're right... I'm happy...for so much.
[15:34] Gintoki
    Man, I hate rain.
[15:37] Gintoki
    It's not a good day to hear a tearjerker story.
[15:42] Okita
    I'm sorry, but I figured you should know.
[15:46] Kagura
    Sorry, Gin-chan.
[15:49] Shinpachi
    If only we'd stuck with him all the way...
[15:51] Gintoki
    It's not your fault. He was a killer.
[15:55] Gintoki
    I'm sure he was prepared to die that way.
[15:59] Okita
    Sorry, I got you mixed up in this crap.
[16:03] Okita
    Let's leave things where they are. Nothing good will come of getting deeper.
[16:09] Okita
    You guys! Didn't I tell you not to come here?
[16:14] Child A
    Brother... If we ask you, you'll do anything, right?
[16:18] Child A
    You're Odd Jobs, and will do anything we ask, right?
[16:21] Child D
    Please, avenge Sensei!
[16:26] Child E
    This is...
[16:27] Child E
    my treasure.
[16:30] Child A
    We don't have any money, but we'll give you our treasure.
[16:34] Child A
    So, please! Brother!
[16:37] Okita
    That's enough. Time to go home.
[16:40] Child A
    I already know...
[16:42] ---
    Sensei did something bad somewhere. Is that why they killed him?
[16:49] Child A
    But he was our beloved father... A great father, you know!
[16:56] Gintoki
    Hey, kid...
[16:58] Gintoki
    Is this one of those Dokkiri-man stickers?
[17:01] Child E
    That's right. How did you know?
[17:04] Gintoki
    Why? I'll tell you why?
[17:06] Gintoki
    Because I'm a huge Dokkiri-man collector.
[17:10] Gintoki
    I'll do anything for this one.
[17:12] Gintoki
    It'll be too late if you tell me you want it back later.
[17:14] Child E
    Brother!
[17:16] Children
    Wow!
[17:17] Okita
    Hey, wait!
[17:18] Kagura
    Gin-chan, are you serious?
[17:20] Hijikata
    I knew you were a whimsical guy, but you're crazy if you do something like that.
[17:25] Hijikata
    They're really tough people to go up against...especially for a punk like you.
[17:29] Hijikata
    You're already dead.
[17:30] Gintoki
    I won't cause you any trouble. Get out of my way.
[17:34] Hijikata
    I don't care if you die. But you're not even trying to save yourself?
[17:41] Gintoki
    Even if I don't go, I'll die anyway.
[17:44] Gintoki
    I have an organ that's bigger than my heart.
[17:48] Gintoki
    It's invisible, but it's all that holds me up.
[17:55] Gintoki
    Because of it, I can stand up straight.
[17:59] Gintoki
    I can walk straight, even when I'm bleeding and dizzy.
[18:02] Gintoki
    If I run now, it'll tear in half.
[18:06] Gintoki
    My soul...will tear in half.
[18:11] Gintoki
    I'd rather my heart stopped than lost what's most important to me.
[18:13] Gintoki
    Even when I'm old and my spine is bent...my soul's got to be straight.
[18:21] Hijikata
    You're saying that you're going to die for your own aesthetic theory? That's romanticism.
[18:25] Shinpachi
    What are you saying? I think all men are romantics.
[18:29] Kagura
    So are women.
[18:30] Shinpachi
    But is it too unbalanced?
[18:32] Shinpachi
    What will happen if all men and all women become stupid?
[18:35] Kagura
    Let's go find out.
[18:37] Hijikata
    H-Hey, you guys!
[18:40] Hijikata
    What's the matter with all these people?
[18:42] Okita
    Really... They're all crazy...
[18:45] Okita
    Are they risking their lives for something like this? That's stupid.
[18:49] Hijikata
    So true.
[18:50] ---
    Hey, what are you doing?
[18:52] Okita
    I'm sorry, Hijikata-san.
[18:54] ---
    I guess I'm just another idiot.
[19:04] Director
    What incredible power! He's Onijishi from the Dakini clan!
[19:08] Director
    No wonder he killed the strong Kidomaru so easily.
[19:12] Tendoshu A
    Even samurai are like babies against him.
[19:15] Director
    But I think Kidomaru was pathetic. He should've heeled and let us keep him as a pet.
[19:23] Director
    Is that...
[19:26] ---
    Kidomaru?!
[19:28] Director
    No way! He was...?!
[19:31] Tendoshu A
    This is interesting...
[19:33] Tendoshu A
    Kidomaru... He's rising from hell to get revenge.
[19:39] Onishishi
    Bastard... How did you get here? I could've sworn I killed you...the other day...
[19:44] Gintoki
    You're the one who killed me, huh?
[19:47] Gintoki
    I've been so pissed off that my soul can't find any rest!
[19:50] Gintoki
    What are you going to do about it?
[19:53] Onishishi
    This place is no longer your place.
[19:55] ---
    This is my stage. Begone!
[19:58] Gintoki
    No, I will not.
[19:59] ---
    The soul of a straight and true guy won't disappear, even if his body dies!
[20:05] Onishishi
    Hmm...all right then, as for your soul...
[20:08] Onishishi
    I'll destroy it!
[20:25] Tendoshu A
    It's over.
[20:31] Tendoshu A
    He did pretty well for a human.
[20:38] Gintoki
    Hey, big fella.
[20:41] ---
    It'll take more than a blow like that...to break my soul!
[20:45] Tendoshu A
    Those eyes...
[20:47] Tendoshu A
    ...are the real...
[20:48] Tendoshu A
    Those are the eyes of a true samurai!
[20:59] Director
    Hey, you! How could you?!
[21:02] Director
    You completely blew up our show!
[21:05] Director
    Do you know what kind of place this is?
[21:07] Director
    Who are you, anyway?
[21:12] Director
    What?!
[21:15] Shinpachi
    First!
[21:17] Shinpachi
    Filthy blood suckers of humanity!!
[21:19] Kagura
    Second!!
[21:21] Kagura
    Soulless acts of evil!
[21:23] Shinpachi/Kagura
    Third...
[21:25] Gintoki
    Third...throbbing hot housewives!
[21:28] Shinpachi/Kagura
    No!
[21:30] Kagura
    Gin-chan! Third is "Thirsting after Papa's milk," uh-huh.
[21:33] Shinpachi
    No, no! Third, thieving demons of hell...
SIGN    [Odd Jobs Gin-chan]
[21:37] Gintoki/Shinpachi/Kagura
    You are about to die! Odd Jobs Gin-chan is here!!
[21:41] Director
    I've heard enough! Finish them off!
[21:46] Gintoki
    Don't blame me if you guys get killed.
[21:48] Gintoki
    You shouldn't have followed me here!
[21:50] Shinpachi
    I can't die until I get my paycheck for this month!
[21:53] Kagura
    Not only for this month, but also for last month!
[21:57] Gintoki
    We didn't have any clients last month!
[22:00] Kagura
    Then we'll get some this time!
[22:02] Director
    Wh...
[22:03] Director
    Who are these guys?
[22:08] Okita
    Don't you understand?
[22:10] Okita
    This is what you call a battle of vengeance. Avenging a killer?
[22:14] Okita
    There's nothing to gain. I know that.
[22:18] Okita
    But if I don't do anything now, I won't be able to live with myself.
[22:23] Director
    Y-You guys! You won't get away with this!
[22:27] Director
    Do you know who is behind us?
[22:29] Okita
    Well, I have an idea.
[22:36] Director
    What... This is...
[22:38] Hijikata
    The people behind you are...
[22:41] Hijikata
    ...us, the Shinsengumi!
[22:44] Okita
    Wow, there are some really scary people behind you, all right.
[22:47] Audience A
    Damn! It's the Bakufu's dogs!
[22:48] Audience B
    Let's get out of here!
[22:48] Tendoshu A
    Tsk. Those monkeys were just fuel in the fire. That's all right.
[22:53] Tendoshu A
    At least it was entertaining.
[23:00] Okita
    So the biggest fish got away as usual. Bad guys always sleep well.
[23:06] Gintoki
    For that matter, why don't you sleep forever? You played us like cards.
[23:12] Okita
    That's why I came to help you out. Right, Hijikata-san?
[23:16] Hijikata
    I don't remember coming to help any of these bastards.
[23:19] Hijikata
    But if the Shinsengumi gets burned because of this, it'll be all your fault.
[23:24] Hijikata
    You all have to commit seppuku.
[23:25] Gintoki/Shinpachi/Kagura
    What?!
[23:26] Shinpachi
    No way! It's impossible to do that unless we're under extremely high tension!
[23:30] Okita
    Don't worry. I'll be your second-and behead you if you don't have the nerve.
[23:34] ---
    I sure hope my sword doesn't slip...
[23:37] Kagura
    Eww, I think he likes me. How annoying!
[23:40] Hijikata
    I'm also telling you, Sogo.
[23:43] Okita
    Really?!
[23:44] Shinpachi
    Well, it's time for us to go home.
[23:48] Kagura
    What are you doing?
[23:49] Gintoki
    Oh? Well...
[23:51] Gintoki
    I guess I won't be needing this anymore.
[24:02] Gintoki
    And you don't need it either.
[24:06] Gintoki
    Laugh and let your face show-in heaven.
SIGN    
[25:42] ---
    Hey, Gorilla!
[25:44] ---
    Why did you get involved in Rengokukan?
[25:46] ---
    Because of you guys, my head will roll!
[25:50] ---
    The next episode: "Good Things Never Come in Twos (but Bad Things Do)."
SIGN    [Katakuriko Matsudaira, Chief of National Police. He strikes fear in the hearts of the people and executives of the Shinsengumi.]
SIGN    [Isao Kondo, Born on September 4th. Virgo. Today, his lucky color is red and his fortune is...]
[26:06] Announcer
    Virgos, you'll die today.