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210 - A Lawless Town Tends to Attract a Bunch of Whoohooey Folk

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[01:46] Bar
    You want to know who the strongest
    man in the Kabuki District is?
[01:49] Bar
    You must be new in town.
[01:51] Bar
    You won't last long with that attitude.
[01:55] Bar
    Forget it.
[01:56] Bar
    This town is on a whole different level.
[01:58] Bar
    You got thugs, brawlers,
    vigilantes, and rogue warriors
[02:01] ---
    from all over Edo here.
[02:03] Bar
    It's like a haven for hooligans.
[02:05] Bar
    This is for your own good.
[02:06] Bar
    Have a drink and go back
    to the countryside.
[02:11] Bar
    What's that?
[02:12] Bar
    You want me to tell you about
    the top dogs before you go?
[02:15] Bar
    You really like this stuff.
[02:17] Bar
    First, there are four monsters
    on a level of their own.
[02:20] Bar
    The Fierce and Divine
    Mademoiselle Saigo.
[02:22] Bar
    Jirocho Doromizu the Gallant.
[02:25] Bar
    Peacock Princess Kada.
[02:26] Bar
    Empress Otose.
[02:27] Bar
    The four factions are in a
[02:29] ---
    standoff which preserves a
    fragile balance of power.
[02:33] Bar
    Who would be the strongest in a fight?
[02:35] Bar
    You wouldn't be able to
    even scratch those beasts.
[02:38] Bar
    Saigo and Jirocho, in particular,
    were heroes during the Joi War.
[02:43] Bar
    Well, they're too old
    to go on a tear now.
[02:46] Bar
    If you want someone
    who's currently active,
[02:48] Bar
    there's Katsuo Kurogoma,
[02:50] ---
    a young leader in the Doromizu faction.
[02:52] Bar
    He's the most feared man
    in the Kabuki District now.
[02:56] Bar
    You'll also find a few former
    Joi in Saigo's faction.
[02:59] Bar
    There are rumors about
[03:00] ---
    Kada's faction having
    ties to some crazy folk.
[03:06] Bar
    Otose's faction?
SIGN    Snack Otose
[03:08] Bar
    It's just a bar, really.
[03:10] Bar
    She's just an old lady
    with a soft heart.
[03:13] Bar
    But if you try any funny
    business on her turf,
[03:18] Bar
    you'll run into a certain guy.
[03:21] Bar
    A guy who holds his own against
    the Big Three by himself.
[03:24] Bar
    One hell of a monster,
[03:27] Bar
    with hair that's completely white.
[03:35] Bar
    A demon...
[03:40] Pirako
    That's too bad.
[03:41] Pirako
    I was going to decorate your
[03:43] ---
    completely white head with
    some bright red flowers.
[03:46] Pirako
    Your reputation precedes you.
[03:48] Pirako
    The strongest man in
    the Kabuki District...
[03:51] Pirako
    Gintoki Sakata-san...
[03:53] Gin
    Who are you...?
[03:57] Pirako
    I didn't realize how
    strong you were, Bro!
[04:00] Pirako
    Could you take me in...
[04:03] Pirako
    ...as one of your underlings?
SIGN    A Lawless Town Tends to Attract a Bunch of Whoohooey Folk
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[04:13] Shin
    It's freezing.
[04:15] Shin
    It's always so cold in the morning.
[04:20] Shin
    Who is she?
[04:21] Shin
    A drunk?
[04:22] Shin
    Uh, excuse me.
[04:24] Shin
    You'll catch a cold if you sleep here.
[04:26] Shin
    Excuse me.
[04:27] Shin
    Your snot has frozen.
[04:30] Pirako
    Yikes, it's a raid!
[04:33] Shin
    Wha-Wha-Wha--
[04:34] Shin
    What are you doing?!
[04:36] Pirako
    Which gang are you from?
[04:38] Pirako
    If you try to lay a finger on my Bro,
[04:40] Pirako
    I'll make some bright red flowers.
[04:42] Shin
    What are you babbling about?!
[04:44] Shin
    Wait a moment here!
[04:45] Shin
    Wait!
[04:51] Kagura
    It's too early for all this noise.
SIGN    Snack Otose
[04:54] Pirako
    I am the newest member of the
    Odd Jobs gang, Pirako Chin.
[04:59] Pirako
    It is an honor to meet
    the big boss Otose.
[05:03] Pirako
    I apologize for my behavior earlier.
[05:05] Pirako
    I didn't realize that you were
    the Bro's number one underling.
[05:09] Pirako
    I'll make up for it by
    cutting off my pinky.
[05:13] Gin
    Hey, what the hell are you doing?
[05:16] Gin
    I have nothing to do
    with organized crime.
[05:17] Gin
    And I don't want any underlings.
[05:19] Gin
    And I told you to get lost already!
[05:21] Gin
    You damn punk girl!
[05:22] Pirako
    You're tearing out my hair!
[05:23] Pirako
    The two of us can become the bosses
[05:26] ---
    of the underworld, Bro!
[05:28] Gin
    When did I ever say that I
    wanted to be Darth Vader!
[05:30] Shin
    What's with her?
[05:30] Pirako
    Please! I have nowhere else to go!
[05:34] Otose
    You come from a gang?
[05:37] Otose
    I've heard rumors.
[05:38] Otose
    The Uekibachi gang was having a
[05:40] ---
    business quarrel with Jirocho's people.
[05:43] Otose
    When a fight broke out,
    there was a crazy girl who
[05:46] ---
    took out the whole lot by herself.
[05:49] Otose
    Her name was Pirako the killer.
[05:52] Gin
    Huh?! A killer?!
[05:54] Gin
    This little twit?!
[05:55] Shin
    This little girl works
    for the underworld?!
[05:58] Pirako
    It's nothing to brag about.
[06:00] Pirako
    I just happen to be good
    at decorating with flowers.
[06:03] Pirako
    Did you know?
[06:05] Pirako
    The more evil someone is,
[06:06] ---
    the more beautiful a flower they make.
[06:08] Pirako
    And when I cut them up more, the
    flowers are redder and prettier!
[06:11] Shin
    Uh, I'm very sorry.
[06:13] Shin
    I didn't mean to call you a little girl.
[06:15] Gin
    You said you have nowhere to go?
[06:16] Gin
    What happened to your former employers?
[06:18] Pirako
    They're dead.
[06:20] Pirako
    They were jumped by the Jirocho gang
[06:22] Pirako
    and turned into a lovely garden.
[06:24] Pirako
    There was a nice man
    there who took me in,
[06:26] Pirako
    and I always did what I was told,
[06:28] Pirako
    so I don't know what to do now.
[06:30] Pirako
    But I only know how to
    decorate with flowers.
[06:34] Pirako
    That's why I'm here.
[06:36] Pirako
    I'm here to turn the
    town where Jirocho is...
[06:38] Pirako
    To turn the Kabuki District into a
    garden of bright red flower garden!
[06:45] Pirako
    Hey, hey, hey!
[06:46] Pirako
    The Bro is passin' through!
[06:48] Kagura
    Whatcha lookin' at, twerps? Eh?!
[06:51] Pirako
    You wanna make something of it?!
[06:53] Kagura
    Wanna make something of it?!
[06:55] Shin
    This is bad. Very bad.
[06:56] Shin
    We've picked up a really dangerous girl.
[06:58] Shin
    She said she's going to turn the
    Kabuki District into a flower garden.
[07:00] Shin
    She means a sea of blood, doesn't she?
[07:02] Shin
    She wants to use your strength
    to get revenge on Jirocho.
[07:06] Gin
    I-It'll be okay.
[07:08] Pirako
    Hey! Wanna fight?
[07:08] Gin
    She's a killer, but she's just a girl.
[07:11] Gin
    She can't be stupid enough
    to take on the big boss...
[07:13] Pirako
    Look here, Bro!
[07:15] Pirako
    Pretty flowers!
[07:17] Gin
    See?
[07:17] Gin
    She looks like a perfectly normal girl
[07:19] Gin
    who happens to like flowers...
[07:21] Pirako
    Gran, you been payin' all your fees?
[07:23] Kagura
    Eh?!
[07:24] Gin
    Don't make threats with
    a smile on your face!
[07:27] Pirako
    A gang needs money to run.
[07:31] Pirako
    In return, we provide security.
[07:33] Gin
    They're looking for security from us!
[07:36] Gin
    Now listen to me.
[07:37] Gin
    If you want to join Odd Jobs,
[07:39] ---
    forget all that dark side stuff.
[07:41] Gin
    You aren't Darth Vader.
[07:43] Gin
    You're just an ordinary girl.
[07:45] Gin
    You aren't Pirako Chin.
[07:47] Gin
    From now on, you're Birako Man.
[07:49] Shin
    What kind of name is that?!
[07:50] Pirako
    Understood.
[07:51] Pirako
    I'm Birabirako Man.
[07:53] Shin
    No, you have an extra "bira" in there!
[07:54] Shin
    Could you stop that?!
[07:55] Kagura
    Hey, there's a cute
    cake place over there!
[07:57] Kagura
    You can learn how to be a girl
    there, Birabirabirabirako Man!
[08:02] Shin
    Enough with the "birabira" already!
[08:03] Pirako
    This is kind of embarrassing.
[08:06] Pirako
    I've never been in a
    place like this before.
[08:08] Pirako
    Do I stand out?
[08:09] Gin
    Not at all.
[08:11] Kagura
    You look perfectly natural here!
[08:13] Shin
    You guys stand out like sore thumbs.
[08:15] Shin
    Don't worry about it,
    Birabirabirabirako-san.
[08:18] Shin
    You look like a very normal...
[08:20] Shin
    No, a very cute girl.
[08:22] Pirako
    Huh?
[08:23] Shin
    You should drop the gangster act.
[08:25] Shin
    It's such a waste.
[08:26] Shin
    Oh, sorry about trying
    to boss you around.
[08:29] Shin
    Come on, what are you doing?
[08:31] Shin
    Eat your cake.
[08:32] Shin
    If you don't eat your cake, I'll eat it.
[08:38] Pirako
    A cockroach was chewing on my cake.
[08:40] Pirako
    It's too dirty for me to eat.
[08:43] Pirako
    What are you going to
    do about this, dammit?
[08:45] Shin
    Hey! Are you saying I'm a cockroach?!
[08:47] Pirako
    I'm actually kind of a clean freak.
[08:49] Pirako
    Gangster stuff aside.
[08:51] Shin
    Gangster stuff aside?!
SIGN    Morimioto Candy
[08:52] Shin
    So you just hate me, period?!
[08:55] Gin
    No sweat. That wasn't your fault.
[08:56] Kagura
    Nothing wrong there.
[08:57] Kagura
    That's how a normal girl would react.
[08:58] Shin
    Why are you defending her?!
[09:00] Shin
    Don't make it sound like every
    single girl is anti-Shinpachi!
[09:03] Gin
    If you act gangster again,
     you get another "bira" tacked on.
[09:06] Gin
    At least your name will feel more girly,
[09:08] ---
    Birabirabirabirabirako Man.
[09:10] Shin
    How is that name girly?!
[09:11] Shin
    It makes her sound like
    a "birabira" monster!
[09:13] Shin
    Enough already!
[09:15] Kagura
    Hey, there's a cute
    dried fish place, !
[09:18] Shin

    Watch your mouth!
[09:19] Kagura*
    Whoa, look at this, Birako Man!
[09:21] Kagura
    They're all dried! They're all hard!
[09:23] Shin
    And wait, you're just taking
[09:23] Pirako
    Ooh, it's so cute!
[09:25] ---
    her to the places you want to go!
[09:26] Pirako
    Why is it so dry?
[09:27] Shin
    What's so girly about dried fish?!
[09:30] Pirako
    Bro!
[09:31] Pirako
    Oh, sorry...
[09:34] B
    Bro! What's wrong?!
[09:36] A
    It's broken!
[09:37] A
    The impact broke it!
[09:40] Shin
    Here comes the real thing!
[09:42] Shin
    This is bad.
[09:42] B
    Hey, girl!
[09:43] Shin
    We were making progress,
[09:43] B
    Whatcha gonna do about this?
[09:44] ---
    but they're going to stimulate
    her gangster blood.
[09:45] Kagura
    Gran, give me some sukonbu.
[09:47] Shin
    If they're from Jirocho's faction...
[09:49] Gin
    Bah, can't help it.
[09:52] Shin
    Gin-san! No violence!
[09:54] Gin
    I know.
[09:55] Gin
    I'll settle this in a mature
    and gentlemanly fashion.
[09:59] Gin
    Excuse me, did my friend
    do something wrong?
[10:02] A
    Huh? Who are you?
[10:05] Pirako
    B-Bro!
[10:06] Pirako
    What's wrong?
[10:07] Gin
    I-It's broken...
[10:09] Gin
    Th-The pat on the shoulder
    shattered all of my bones!
[10:13] Shin
    You're doing the exact same thing!
[10:15] A
    What do you mean, pat on the shoulder?
[10:17] A
    You're the one who patted
    me on the shoulder!
[10:19] Pirako
    So, what are you going to do about this?
[10:22] Shin
    Hey!
[10:23] Shin
    You're making it worse!
[10:25] Kagura
    That won't do! Calm down, Birako!
[10:27] Gran
    Here's your change.
[10:29] Shin
    Why are you pretending
    to break your bones?!
[10:32] Gin
    Uh, you broke your arm,
[10:34] Gin
    while two of us broke all of our bones.
[10:36] Gin
    Can we call it even?
[10:38] A
    You broke your own bones!
[10:40] A
    That girl wasn't anywhere near us!
[10:43] B
    Bro, that's enough.
[10:45] B
    He's the one who's with Otose...
[10:47] A
    What?
[10:49] A
    Oh...
[10:50] A
    He's the one who took
    on Big Bro Katsuo...
[10:53] Shin
    Katsuo Kurogoma...
[10:54] Shin
    So they belong to Jirocho's gang.
[10:56] Gin
    All of my bones have been broken...
[10:59] Gin
    Could you let this one slide?
[11:01] B
    B-Bro, we should go...
[11:02] A
    I'll let you go today.
[11:06] A
    Now come with me.
[11:07] Pirako
    Huh?
[11:08] A
    I don't have any business with him,
[11:09] A
    but I'll need you to pay up
[11:12] A
    by using that body of yours...
[11:15] Pirako
    N-No! Bro!
[11:17] Shin
    Please wait a moment!
[11:18] A
    Stop struggling!
[11:20] A
    You damn bitch!
[11:23] A
    Huh?
[11:24] A
    I thought your bones were all broken?
[11:27] Gin
    And your arm?
[11:28] Gin
    It seems to be in...
[11:31] Gin
    ...terrible shape!
[11:35] Shin
    N-Now he's done it!
SIGN    Matsuo to Kiyoshi
[11:40] B
    Bro!
[11:41] B
    Snap out of it, Bro!
[11:43] Shin
    Wha-Wha--
[11:43] B
    Bro!
[11:44] B
    Wake up, Bro!
[11:45] Shin
    What the hell are you doing?!
[11:47] Shin
    Why did you make the first move?!
[11:49] Gin
    Well, he was taking advantage
    of my gracious behavior.
[11:53] Gin
    I just gave him a little flick.
[11:54] Shin
    The hell you did!
[11:55] Shin
    You sent him flying through the air!
[11:56] Pirako
    You rule, Bro!
[11:58] Pirako
    I think I'm in love.
[11:59] Pirako
    Now we have no choice but to
    fight it out with Jirocho.
[12:03] Pirako
    Together, we can make
    lots of red flowers
[12:05] ---
    and become the bosses of Japan.
[12:09] Gin
    Damn it!
[12:10] Gin
    You tricked me!
[12:12] B
    Bastards!
[12:12] Gin
    That's not funny!
[12:13] B
    You won't get away with this!
[12:14] Gin
    I'm not gonna pick a fight with Jirocho!
[12:15] B
    This means war!
[12:16] Gin
    I ain't gonna fight a war!
[12:18] Shin
    Gin-san! You're starting
    the war as we speak!
[12:21] Gin
    Pipe down!
[12:22] Gin
    Calm yourself!
[12:23] Gin
    Calm yourself and look
    around for Dryaemon.
[12:25] Shin
    You need to calm down!
[12:26] Kagura
    It's okay, Ginta-kun!
[12:28] Kagura
    I have just what you need!
[12:29] Kagura
    Ready-mix concrete!
[12:32] Shin
    What are you going to do with that?!
[12:33] Kagura
    Shut up!
SIGN    Matsuo to Kiyoshi
[12:34] Kagura
    If we stick Giannosuke
    and Suneorochimaru
[12:35] ---
    in here and toss it in the ocean,
[12:37] Kagura
    we can basically shut them up forever!
[12:40] Kagura
    Lady Shizuka will be yours!
[12:42] Shin
    Hell no!
[12:43] Shin
    You'll scare off Lady Shizuka!
[12:45] Katsuo
    Pops, give me the usual dog food...
[12:50] Katsuo
    Looks like a fight's going down.
[12:53] Katsuo
    What's...
SIGN    Kabuki District Council Meeting Room
[12:56] A
    We will now begin the Ka-Kabuki
    District Council Meeting.
SIGN    Kabuki District Clean Up Project
[13:01] A
    The topic today is separating trash...
[13:07] All
    Get lost, trash.
[13:08] A
    Yes!
[13:09] A
    Excuse me!
[13:17] Otose
    So what's this about?
SIGN    The Kabuki District's Empress Otose
[13:18] Otose
    Why did you call us here?
[13:20] Otose
    I don't recall ever failing
    to separate my trash.
[13:22] Saigo
    You just did.
[13:24] Saigo
    Why is this stinkin' garbage of a hag
SIGN    The Fierce and Divine Mademoiselle Saigo
[13:27] ---
    mixed in with us beauties?
[13:29] Otose
    You shouldn't be talking.
SIGN    Peacock Princess Kada
[13:32] Kada
    I'm glad to see that
    you haven't changed.
[13:35] Kada
    I apologize for taking up your time.
[13:38] Kada
    But you'll have to wait a little longer.
[13:39] Kada
    We're missing a member.
[13:41] Otose
    Jirocho?
[13:42] Otose
    There's no point.
[13:43] Otose
    It's been two or three years
    since he was last seen in public.
[13:47] Kada
    I was hoping to have all four
    Devas present for this discussion.
[13:51] Kada
    I called you here for one reason.
[13:55] Kada
    You are probably aware that
[13:57] ---
    the town has grown tense
    the past few years.
[14:01] Kada
    If nothing is done,
    a war will break out.
[14:04] Kada
    I'm sure that nobody wishes
    for that to happen.
[14:08] Saigo
    Listen to yourself.
[14:09] Saigo
    You and Jirocho are the
    ones making a splash.
[14:13] Saigo
    It used to be that the casinos
[14:15] ---
    in this town were run by Jirocho's gang.
[14:17] Saigo
    But then you built a casino here.
[14:21] Kada
    The same could be said of you, Saigo.
[14:24] Kada
    I've heard tales
[14:26] Kada
    that you're sheltering Joi
    patriots and rogue warriors.
[14:29] Saigo
    Huh?
[14:30] Kada
    Your soldiers may be dressed oddly,
[14:32] Kada
    but each one of them is quite strong.
[14:35] Kada
    You plan on using their strength
[14:37] ---
    to create an empire of trannies...
[14:39] Saigo
    What are you talking about?
[14:41] Saigo
    I'm offering a home to those
    who have no place to go.
[14:44] Kada
    But the fact remains that
    you've repeatedly refused
[14:47] ---
    to accept the demands of Jirocho's gang.
[14:51] Kada
    And Otose...
[14:53] Otose
    I have no interest in your stupid fight,
[14:55] ---
    and I'll have none of it.
[14:58] Kada
    You may have no interest,
[14:59] ---
    but you've always held great
    influence in this town.
[15:02] Kada
    I've heard that you listen to the
[15:04] ---
    problems of your customers
    and offer counseling.
[15:07] Kada
    And your pawns in that
    sketchy Odd Jobs group
[15:11] ---
    provide the necessary assistance.
[15:13] Kada
    They've been running wild
    across our territory.
[15:17] Otose
    I never knew that I had
    pawns I could order around.
[15:21] Otose
    And I never knew that this town
[15:24] ---
    had been divided up into territories.
[15:29] Otose
    This town doesn't belong to anyone.
[15:32] Otose
    We just live our lives here.
[15:36] Otose
    That's all.
[15:39] Kada
    However, some are not satisfied by that.
[15:42] Kada
    These days, we are
    known as the Four Devas
[15:45] ---
    who work together to run this town,
[15:48] Kada
    but didn't it all begin with the
[15:52] ---
    rise of a new faction,
    a king of hooligans?
[15:56] Kada
    There is no reason for us to fight.
[15:59] Kada
    After all,
[16:01] Kada
    isn't our enemy Jirocho?
[16:03] Jirocho
    I see how it is.
[16:05] Jirocho
    The three of you are teaming up
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    to get rid of Jirocho, the obstacle.
[16:11] Otose
    Well, well.
[16:12] C
    Wait up!
[16:14] Shin
    It's over! This is war!
[16:16] Shin
    This is all-out war!
[16:18] Shin
    Gin-san!
[16:19] Shin
    This is out of control!
[16:21] Kagura
    Ginta-kun is off on a
    rendezvous with Lady Shizuka.
[16:24] Shin
    Huh?!
[16:24] Shin
    The bastard used us as decoys!
[16:27] Shin
    I'll get you for this!
[16:37] Pirako
    It looks like they're gone, Bro.
[16:40] Pirako
    Things are getting fun.
[16:43] Gin
    What's so fun about this?
[16:45] Gin
    Time to bust out an old cliche.
[16:48] Gin
    Revenge isn't fun for anyone.
[16:52] Gin
    I'm sure that your dead friends
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    would want you to live
    like an ordinary girl
[16:56] Gin
    instead of letting revenge
    take over your life.
[17:01] Pirako
    Bro...
[17:03] Pirako
    Why do you keep talking about revenge?
[17:07] Gin
    Uh, wasn't your gang
    slaughtered by Jirocho?
[17:11] Gin
    So you want revenge...
[17:13] Pirako
    What are you talking about?
[17:15] Pirako
    My gang was crushed by Jirocho,
[17:17] Pirako
    but they're all alive.
[17:19] Gin
    Huh?
[17:20] Gin
    But you said they were
    turned into a flower garden.
[17:22] Pirako
    They quit the business
    to become farmers.
[17:25] Pirako
    They've planted a garden of red flowers.
[17:26] Pirako
    It's a pretty place.
[17:28] Pirako
    But it was boring, so I left.
[17:32] Gin
    Huh?!
[17:33] Gin
    Could you be any more misleading?!
[17:36] Gin
    We've been trying to subtly convince you
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    to give up on revenge because
    of your dark past...
[17:43] Gin
    So wait?
[17:44] Gin
    Why are you here?
[17:48] Pirako
    Like I said,
[17:49] Pirako
    I'm here to decorate Jirocho
    and this town in red flowers.
[17:53] Gin
    Enough of that.
[17:54] Gin
    Give it to me straight.
[17:55] Pirako
    I mean exactly what I say.
[17:57] Pirako
    I'm here to help the great
    Jirocho bloom again.
[18:02] Pirako
    For that,
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    I need the help of the strongest
    man in the Kabuki District!
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    That's you, Bro!
[18:08] Gin
    Got it.
[18:09] Gin
    In other words, your
    mind is full of flowers,
[18:12] Gin
    and it's a waste of time
    to bother talking with you.
[18:15] Gin
    In that case, this is farewell...
[18:24] Pirako
    Bro, the bond between gang
    members isn't easily broken.
[18:30] Gin
    I don't have a bond with
    a plastic trash can!
[18:33] Gin
    The concrete's hard now!
[18:35] Gin
    This is all because you kept on talking!
[18:38] Gin
    What do we do?!
[18:39] Gin
    What's going to happen?!
[18:40] Katsuo
    Well, that's easy enough.
[18:42] Katsuo
    You get served the treatment
[18:45] Katsuo
    you were gonna deal.
[18:50] Saigo
    Y-You're...
[18:52] Jirocho
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[18:55] Jirocho
    The obstacle's here.
[18:58] Saigo
    Jirocho...
[19:00] Jirocho
    Don't mind me.
[19:01] Jirocho
    Carry on.
[19:04] Jirocho
    I believe the three of you were talking
    about teaming up to get rid of me?
[19:08] Kada
    We never said anything about that.
[19:11] Kada
    I simply mentioned that our wish
    to avoid any pointless conflict
[19:14] Kada
    was being ruined by an
    unstoppable loose cannon.
[19:18] Jirocho
    I would take him out.
[19:20] Jirocho
    Some fools in this world
    can only be cured by death.
[19:24] Jirocho
    But I wouldn't arrange
    a meeting like this.
[19:28] Jirocho
    Look.
[19:29] Jirocho
    Your necks are all lined up
    within range of my blade.
[19:37] Jirocho
    One of the Peacock Princess's pets, huh?
[19:39] Kada
    Stand down.
[19:40] Kada
    He's merely joking.
[19:41] Jirocho
    No, he made the correct decision.
[19:44] Jirocho
    This pet was trained well to
    be able to detect my hostility.
[19:50] Jirocho
    Unfortunately, I'm getting old,
[19:53] Jirocho
    so I have trouble controlling
    my piss and my hostility.
[19:56] Jirocho
    I already sheathed my blade,
    but it keeps trickling out...
[20:00] Jirocho
    Case in point.
[20:02] Jirocho
    You didn't notice me taking you out.
[20:09] Kada
    I said to stop this!
[20:11] D
    What do you think you're
    doing to the boss?!
[20:13] D
    Take them!
[20:14] A
    You've shown your true colors!
[20:16] A
    We won't let you lay a finger on Mama!
[20:23] Saigo
    You were eavesdropping on a
    conversation between ladies?
[20:27] Saigo
    You bastards ready to have
    your balls ripped out?!
[20:31] Jirocho
    Stand down, boys.
[20:33] A
    Boss!
[20:38] Jirocho
    Ordinary humans have no place here.
[20:42] Otose
    Good grief.
[20:44] Otose
    How do you intend to
    stop these monsters?
[20:47] Otose
    If you have any ideas,
    I'd love to hear them.
[20:50] Kada
    As you saw, power can only
    be restrained by more power.
[20:56] Kada
    Here is my proposal.
[20:59] Kada
    The factions of the Four Devas are
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    not allowed to engage
    in personal fights.
[21:04] Kada
    The faction which breaks this rule
[21:09] Kada
    will be crushed by the other three.
[21:14] Jirocho
    So in the end, it'll still be the three
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    of you teaming up against me?
[21:20] Jirocho
    You think you can take
    my balls by teaming up?
[21:25] Kada
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[21:27] Kada
    This rule is to prevent
    further conflict.
[21:30] Otose
    The town will be a dull
    place if nobody can fight.
[21:34] Saigo
    If that's the only way to
    avoid a war, then so be it.
[21:40] Jirocho
    Are you sane?
[21:42] Jirocho
    Very well.
[21:44] Jirocho
    It'll be a test of endurance.
[21:47] Jirocho
    Try not to screw up before I do.
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
SIGN    Their past is revealed...
SIGN    A battle pitting Gintoki
    against Jirocho...
SIGN    Ghosts Aren't the Only Ones Who Run Wild Around Graveyards
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