# 210 - A Lawless Town Tends to Attract a Bunch of Whoohooey Folk
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**[01:46] Bar**
You want to know who the strongest
man in the Kabuki District is?
**[01:49] Bar**
You must be new in town.
**[01:51] Bar**
You won't last long with that attitude.
**[01:55] Bar**
Forget it.
**[01:56] Bar**
This town is on a whole different level.
**[01:58] Bar**
You got thugs, brawlers,
vigilantes, and rogue warriors
**[02:01] ---**
from all over Edo here.
**[02:03] Bar**
It's like a haven for hooligans.
**[02:05] Bar**
This is for your own good.
**[02:06] Bar**
Have a drink and go back
to the countryside.
**[02:11] Bar**
What's that?
**[02:12] Bar**
You want me to tell you about
the top dogs before you go?
**[02:15] Bar**
You really like this stuff.
**[02:17] Bar**
First, there are four monsters
on a level of their own.
**[02:20] Bar**
The Fierce and Divine
Mademoiselle Saigo.
**[02:22] Bar**
Jirocho Doromizu the Gallant.
**[02:25] Bar**
Peacock Princess Kada.
**[02:26] Bar**
Empress Otose.
**[02:27] Bar**
The four factions are in a
**[02:29] ---**
standoff which preserves a
fragile balance of power.
**[02:33] Bar**
Who would be the strongest in a fight?
**[02:35] Bar**
You wouldn't be able to
even scratch those beasts.
**[02:38] Bar**
Saigo and Jirocho, in particular,
were heroes during the Joi War.
**[02:43] Bar**
Well, they're too old
to go on a tear now.
**[02:46] Bar**
If you want someone
who's currently active,
**[02:48] Bar**
there's Katsuo Kurogoma,
**[02:50] ---**
a young leader in the Doromizu faction.
**[02:52] Bar**
He's the most feared man
in the Kabuki District now.
**[02:56] Bar**
You'll also find a few former
Joi in Saigo's faction.
**[02:59] Bar**
There are rumors about
**[03:00] ---**
Kada's faction having
ties to some crazy folk.
**[03:06] Bar**
Otose's faction?
***SIGN*** Snack Otose
**[03:08] Bar**
It's just a bar, really.
**[03:10] Bar**
She's just an old lady
with a soft heart.
**[03:13] Bar**
But if you try any funny
business on her turf,
**[03:18] Bar**
you'll run into a certain guy.
**[03:21] Bar**
A guy who holds his own against
the Big Three by himself.
**[03:24] Bar**
One hell of a monster,
**[03:27] Bar**
with hair that's completely white.
**[03:35] Bar**
A demon...
**[03:40] Pirako**
That's too bad.
**[03:41] Pirako**
I was going to decorate your
**[03:43] ---**
completely white head with
some bright red flowers.
**[03:46] Pirako**
Your reputation precedes you.
**[03:48] Pirako**
The strongest man in
the Kabuki District...
**[03:51] Pirako**
Gintoki Sakata-san...
**[03:53] Gin**
Who are you...?
**[03:57] Pirako**
I didn't realize how
strong you were, Bro!
**[04:00] Pirako**
Could you take me in...
**[04:03] Pirako**
...as one of your underlings?
***SIGN*** A Lawless Town Tends to Attract a Bunch of Whoohooey Folk
***SIGN*** Odd Jobs Gin-chan
**[04:13] Shin**
It's freezing.
**[04:15] Shin**
It's always so cold in the morning.
**[04:20] Shin**
Who is she?
**[04:21] Shin**
A drunk?
**[04:22] Shin**
Uh, excuse me.
**[04:24] Shin**
You'll catch a cold if you sleep here.
**[04:26] Shin**
Excuse me.
**[04:27] Shin**
Your snot has frozen.
**[04:30] Pirako**
Yikes, it's a raid!
**[04:33] Shin**
Wha-Wha-Wha--
**[04:34] Shin**
What are you doing?!
**[04:36] Pirako**
Which gang are you from?
**[04:38] Pirako**
If you try to lay a finger on my Bro,
**[04:40] Pirako**
I'll make some bright red flowers.
**[04:42] Shin**
What are you babbling about?!
**[04:44] Shin**
Wait a moment here!
**[04:45] Shin**
Wait!
**[04:51] Kagura**
It's too early for all this noise.
***SIGN*** Snack Otose
**[04:54] Pirako**
I am the newest member of the
Odd Jobs gang, Pirako Chin.
**[04:59] Pirako**
It is an honor to meet
the big boss Otose.
**[05:03] Pirako**
I apologize for my behavior earlier.
**[05:05] Pirako**
I didn't realize that you were
the Bro's number one underling.
**[05:09] Pirako**
I'll make up for it by
cutting off my pinky.
**[05:13] Gin**
Hey, what the hell are you doing?
**[05:16] Gin**
I have nothing to do
with organized crime.
**[05:17] Gin**
And I don't want any underlings.
**[05:19] Gin**
And I told you to get lost already!
**[05:21] Gin**
You damn punk girl!
**[05:22] Pirako**
You're tearing out my hair!
**[05:23] Pirako**
The two of us can become the bosses
**[05:26] ---**
of the underworld, Bro!
**[05:28] Gin**
When did I ever say that I
wanted to be Darth Vader!
**[05:30] Shin**
What's with her?
**[05:30] Pirako**
Please! I have nowhere else to go!
**[05:34] Otose**
You come from a gang?
**[05:37] Otose**
I've heard rumors.
**[05:38] Otose**
The Uekibachi gang was having a
**[05:40] ---**
business quarrel with Jirocho's people.
**[05:43] Otose**
When a fight broke out,
there was a crazy girl who
**[05:46] ---**
took out the whole lot by herself.
**[05:49] Otose**
Her name was Pirako the killer.
**[05:52] Gin**
Huh?! A killer?!
**[05:54] Gin**
This little twit?!
**[05:55] Shin**
This little girl works
for the underworld?!
**[05:58] Pirako**
It's nothing to brag about.
**[06:00] Pirako**
I just happen to be good
at decorating with flowers.
**[06:03] Pirako**
Did you know?
**[06:05] Pirako**
The more evil someone is,
**[06:06] ---**
the more beautiful a flower they make.
**[06:08] Pirako**
And when I cut them up more, the
flowers are redder and prettier!
**[06:11] Shin**
Uh, I'm very sorry.
**[06:13] Shin**
I didn't mean to call you a little girl.
**[06:15] Gin**
You said you have nowhere to go?
**[06:16] Gin**
What happened to your former employers?
**[06:18] Pirako**
They're dead.
**[06:20] Pirako**
They were jumped by the Jirocho gang
**[06:22] Pirako**
and turned into a lovely garden.
**[06:24] Pirako**
There was a nice man
there who took me in,
**[06:26] Pirako**
and I always did what I was told,
**[06:28] Pirako**
so I don't know what to do now.
**[06:30] Pirako**
But I only know how to
decorate with flowers.
**[06:34] Pirako**
That's why I'm here.
**[06:36] Pirako**
I'm here to turn the
town where Jirocho is...
**[06:38] Pirako**
To turn the Kabuki District into a
garden of bright red flower garden!
**[06:45] Pirako**
Hey, hey, hey!
**[06:46] Pirako**
The Bro is passin' through!
**[06:48] Kagura**
Whatcha lookin' at, twerps? Eh?!
**[06:51] Pirako**
You wanna make something of it?!
**[06:53] Kagura**
Wanna make something of it?!
**[06:55] Shin**
This is bad. Very bad.
**[06:56] Shin**
We've picked up a really dangerous girl.
**[06:58] Shin**
She said she's going to turn the
Kabuki District into a flower garden.
**[07:00] Shin**
She means a sea of blood, doesn't she?
**[07:02] Shin**
She wants to use your strength
to get revenge on Jirocho.
**[07:06] Gin**
I-It'll be okay.
**[07:08] Pirako**
Hey! Wanna fight?
**[07:08] Gin**
She's a killer, but she's just a girl.
**[07:11] Gin**
She can't be stupid enough
to take on the big boss...
**[07:13] Pirako**
Look here, Bro!
**[07:15] Pirako**
Pretty flowers!
**[07:17] Gin**
See?
**[07:17] Gin**
She looks like a perfectly normal girl
**[07:19] Gin**
who happens to like flowers...
**[07:21] Pirako**
Gran, you been payin' all your fees?
**[07:23] Kagura**
Eh?!
**[07:24] Gin**
Don't make threats with
a smile on your face!
**[07:27] Pirako**
A gang needs money to run.
**[07:31] Pirako**
In return, we provide security.
**[07:33] Gin**
They're looking for security from us!
**[07:36] Gin**
Now listen to me.
**[07:37] Gin**
If you want to join Odd Jobs,
**[07:39] ---**
forget all that dark side stuff.
**[07:41] Gin**
You aren't Darth Vader.
**[07:43] Gin**
You're just an ordinary girl.
**[07:45] Gin**
You aren't Pirako Chin.
**[07:47] Gin**
From now on, you're Birako Man.
**[07:49] Shin**
What kind of name is that?!
**[07:50] Pirako**
Understood.
**[07:51] Pirako**
I'm Birabirako Man.
**[07:53] Shin**
No, you have an extra "bira" in there!
**[07:54] Shin**
Could you stop that?!
**[07:55] Kagura**
Hey, there's a cute
cake place over there!
**[07:57] Kagura**
You can learn how to be a girl
there, Birabirabirabirako Man!
**[08:02] Shin**
Enough with the "birabira" already!
**[08:03] Pirako**
This is kind of embarrassing.
**[08:06] Pirako**
I've never been in a
place like this before.
**[08:08] Pirako**
Do I stand out?
**[08:09] Gin**
Not at all.
**[08:11] Kagura**
You look perfectly natural here!
**[08:13] Shin**
You guys stand out like sore thumbs.
**[08:15] Shin**
Don't worry about it,
Birabirabirabirako-san.
**[08:18] Shin**
You look like a very normal...
**[08:20] Shin**
No, a very cute girl.
**[08:22] Pirako**
Huh?
**[08:23] Shin**
You should drop the gangster act.
**[08:25] Shin**
It's such a waste.
**[08:26] Shin**
Oh, sorry about trying
to boss you around.
**[08:29] Shin**
Come on, what are you doing?
**[08:31] Shin**
Eat your cake.
**[08:32] Shin**
If you don't eat your cake, I'll eat it.
**[08:38] Pirako**
A cockroach was chewing on my cake.
**[08:40] Pirako**
It's too dirty for me to eat.
**[08:43] Pirako**
What are you going to
do about this, dammit?
**[08:45] Shin**
Hey! Are you saying I'm a cockroach?!
**[08:47] Pirako**
I'm actually kind of a clean freak.
**[08:49] Pirako**
Gangster stuff aside.
**[08:51] Shin**
Gangster stuff aside?!
***SIGN*** Morimioto Candy
**[08:52] Shin**
So you just hate me, period?!
**[08:55] Gin**
No sweat. That wasn't your fault.
**[08:56] Kagura**
Nothing wrong there.
**[08:57] Kagura**
That's how a normal girl would react.
**[08:58] Shin**
Why are you defending her?!
**[09:00] Shin**
Don't make it sound like every
single girl is anti-Shinpachi!
**[09:03] Gin**
If you act gangster again,
you get another "bira" tacked on.
**[09:06] Gin**
At least your name will feel more girly,
**[09:08] ---**
Birabirabirabirabirako Man.
**[09:10] Shin**
How is that name girly?!
**[09:11] Shin**
It makes her sound like
a "birabira" monster!
**[09:13] Shin**
Enough already!
**[09:15] Kagura**
Hey, there's a cute
dried fish place, *****!
**[09:18] Shin**
Watch your mouth!
**[09:19] Kagura**
Whoa, look at this, Birako Man!
**[09:21] Kagura**
They're all dried! They're all hard!
**[09:23] Shin**
And wait, you're just taking
**[09:23] Pirako**
Ooh, it's so cute!
**[09:25] ---**
her to the places you want to go!
**[09:26] Pirako**
Why is it so dry?
**[09:27] Shin**
What's so girly about dried fish?!
**[09:30] Pirako**
Bro!
**[09:31] Pirako**
Oh, sorry...
**[09:34] B**
Bro! What's wrong?!
**[09:36] A**
It's broken!
**[09:37] A**
The impact broke it!
**[09:40] Shin**
Here comes the real thing!
**[09:42] Shin**
This is bad.
**[09:42] B**
Hey, girl!
**[09:43] Shin**
We were making progress,
**[09:43] B**
Whatcha gonna do about this?
**[09:44] ---**
but they're going to stimulate
her gangster blood.
**[09:45] Kagura**
Gran, give me some sukonbu.
**[09:47] Shin**
If they're from Jirocho's faction...
**[09:49] Gin**
Bah, can't help it.
**[09:52] Shin**
Gin-san! No violence!
**[09:54] Gin**
I know.
**[09:55] Gin**
I'll settle this in a mature
and gentlemanly fashion.
**[09:59] Gin**
Excuse me, did my friend
do something wrong?
**[10:02] A**
Huh? Who are you?
**[10:05] Pirako**
B-Bro!
**[10:06] Pirako**
What's wrong?
**[10:07] Gin**
I-It's broken...
**[10:09] Gin**
Th-The pat on the shoulder
shattered all of my bones!
**[10:13] Shin**
You're doing the exact same thing!
**[10:15] A**
What do you mean, pat on the shoulder?
**[10:17] A**
You're the one who patted
me on the shoulder!
**[10:19] Pirako**
So, what are you going to do about this?
**[10:22] Shin**
Hey!
**[10:23] Shin**
You're making it worse!
**[10:25] Kagura**
That won't do! Calm down, Birako!
**[10:27] Gran**
Here's your change.
**[10:29] Shin**
Why are you pretending
to break your bones?!
**[10:32] Gin**
Uh, you broke your arm,
**[10:34] Gin**
while two of us broke all of our bones.
**[10:36] Gin**
Can we call it even?
**[10:38] A**
You broke your own bones!
**[10:40] A**
That girl wasn't anywhere near us!
**[10:43] B**
Bro, that's enough.
**[10:45] B**
He's the one who's with Otose...
**[10:47] A**
What?
**[10:49] A**
Oh...
**[10:50] A**
He's the one who took
on Big Bro Katsuo...
**[10:53] Shin**
Katsuo Kurogoma...
**[10:54] Shin**
So they belong to Jirocho's gang.
**[10:56] Gin**
All of my bones have been broken...
**[10:59] Gin**
Could you let this one slide?
**[11:01] B**
B-Bro, we should go...
**[11:02] A**
I'll let you go today.
**[11:06] A**
Now come with me.
**[11:07] Pirako**
Huh?
**[11:08] A**
I don't have any business with him,
**[11:09] A**
but I'll need you to pay up
**[11:12] A**
by using that body of yours...
**[11:15] Pirako**
N-No! Bro!
**[11:17] Shin**
Please wait a moment!
**[11:18] A**
Stop struggling!
**[11:20] A**
You damn bitch!
**[11:23] A**
Huh?
**[11:24] A**
I thought your bones were all broken?
**[11:27] Gin**
And your arm?
**[11:28] Gin**
It seems to be in...
**[11:31] Gin**
...terrible shape!
**[11:35] Shin**
N-Now he's done it!
***SIGN*** Matsuo to Kiyoshi
**[11:40] B**
Bro!
**[11:41] B**
Snap out of it, Bro!
**[11:43] Shin**
Wha-Wha--
**[11:43] B**
Bro!
**[11:44] B**
Wake up, Bro!
**[11:45] Shin**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[11:47] Shin**
Why did you make the first move?!
**[11:49] Gin**
Well, he was taking advantage
of my gracious behavior.
**[11:53] Gin**
I just gave him a little flick.
**[11:54] Shin**
The hell you did!
**[11:55] Shin**
You sent him flying through the air!
**[11:56] Pirako**
You rule, Bro!
**[11:58] Pirako**
I think I'm in love.
**[11:59] Pirako**
Now we have no choice but to
fight it out with Jirocho.
**[12:03] Pirako**
Together, we can make
lots of red flowers
**[12:05] ---**
and become the bosses of Japan.
**[12:09] Gin**
Damn it!
**[12:10] Gin**
You tricked me!
**[12:12] B**
Bastards!
**[12:12] Gin**
That's not funny!
**[12:13] B**
You won't get away with this!
**[12:14] Gin**
I'm not gonna pick a fight with Jirocho!
**[12:15] B**
This means war!
**[12:16] Gin**
I ain't gonna fight a war!
**[12:18] Shin**
Gin-san! You're starting
the war as we speak!
**[12:21] Gin**
Pipe down!
**[12:22] Gin**
Calm yourself!
**[12:23] Gin**
Calm yourself and look
around for Dryaemon.
**[12:25] Shin**
You need to calm down!
**[12:26] Kagura**
It's okay, Ginta-kun!
**[12:28] Kagura**
I have just what you need!
**[12:29] Kagura**
Ready-mix concrete!
**[12:32] Shin**
What are you going to do with that?!
**[12:33] Kagura**
Shut up!
***SIGN*** Matsuo to Kiyoshi
**[12:34] Kagura**
If we stick Giannosuke
and Suneorochimaru
**[12:35] ---**
in here and toss it in the ocean,
**[12:37] Kagura**
we can basically shut them up forever!
**[12:40] Kagura**
Lady Shizuka will be yours!
**[12:42] Shin**
Hell no!
**[12:43] Shin**
You'll scare off Lady Shizuka!
**[12:45] Katsuo**
Pops, give me the usual dog food...
**[12:50] Katsuo**
Looks like a fight's going down.
**[12:53] Katsuo**
What's...
***SIGN*** Kabuki District Council Meeting Room
**[12:56] A**
We will now begin the Ka-Kabuki
District Council Meeting.
***SIGN*** Kabuki District Clean Up Project
**[13:01] A**
The topic today is separating trash...
**[13:07] All**
Get lost, trash.
**[13:08] A**
Yes!
**[13:09] A**
Excuse me!
**[13:17] Otose**
So what's this about?
***SIGN*** The Kabuki District's Empress Otose
**[13:18] Otose**
Why did you call us here?
**[13:20] Otose**
I don't recall ever failing
to separate my trash.
**[13:22] Saigo**
You just did.
**[13:24] Saigo**
Why is this stinkin' garbage of a hag
***SIGN*** The Fierce and Divine Mademoiselle Saigo
**[13:27] ---**
mixed in with us beauties?
**[13:29] Otose**
You shouldn't be talking.
***SIGN*** Peacock Princess Kada
**[13:32] Kada**
I'm glad to see that
you haven't changed.
**[13:35] Kada**
I apologize for taking up your time.
**[13:38] Kada**
But you'll have to wait a little longer.
**[13:39] Kada**
We're missing a member.
**[13:41] Otose**
Jirocho?
**[13:42] Otose**
There's no point.
**[13:43] Otose**
It's been two or three years
since he was last seen in public.
**[13:47] Kada**
I was hoping to have all four
Devas present for this discussion.
**[13:51] Kada**
I called you here for one reason.
**[13:55] Kada**
You are probably aware that
**[13:57] ---**
the town has grown tense
the past few years.
**[14:01] Kada**
If nothing is done,
a war will break out.
**[14:04] Kada**
I'm sure that nobody wishes
for that to happen.
**[14:08] Saigo**
Listen to yourself.
**[14:09] Saigo**
You and Jirocho are the
ones making a splash.
**[14:13] Saigo**
It used to be that the casinos
**[14:15] ---**
in this town were run by Jirocho's gang.
**[14:17] Saigo**
But then you built a casino here.
**[14:21] Kada**
The same could be said of you, Saigo.
**[14:24] Kada**
I've heard tales
**[14:26] Kada**
that you're sheltering Joi
patriots and rogue warriors.
**[14:29] Saigo**
Huh?
**[14:30] Kada**
Your soldiers may be dressed oddly,
**[14:32] Kada**
but each one of them is quite strong.
**[14:35] Kada**
You plan on using their strength
**[14:37] ---**
to create an empire of trannies...
**[14:39] Saigo**
What are you talking about?
**[14:41] Saigo**
I'm offering a home to those
who have no place to go.
**[14:44] Kada**
But the fact remains that
you've repeatedly refused
**[14:47] ---**
to accept the demands of Jirocho's gang.
**[14:51] Kada**
And Otose...
**[14:53] Otose**
I have no interest in your stupid fight,
**[14:55] ---**
and I'll have none of it.
**[14:58] Kada**
You may have no interest,
**[14:59] ---**
but you've always held great
influence in this town.
**[15:02] Kada**
I've heard that you listen to the
**[15:04] ---**
problems of your customers
and offer counseling.
**[15:07] Kada**
And your pawns in that
sketchy Odd Jobs group
**[15:11] ---**
provide the necessary assistance.
**[15:13] Kada**
They've been running wild
across our territory.
**[15:17] Otose**
I never knew that I had
pawns I could order around.
**[15:21] Otose**
And I never knew that this town
**[15:24] ---**
had been divided up into territories.
**[15:29] Otose**
This town doesn't belong to anyone.
**[15:32] Otose**
We just live our lives here.
**[15:36] Otose**
That's all.
**[15:39] Kada**
However, some are not satisfied by that.
**[15:42] Kada**
These days, we are
known as the Four Devas
**[15:45] ---**
who work together to run this town,
**[15:48] Kada**
but didn't it all begin with the
**[15:52] ---**
rise of a new faction,
a king of hooligans?
**[15:56] Kada**
There is no reason for us to fight.
**[15:59] Kada**
After all,
**[16:01] Kada**
isn't our enemy Jirocho?
**[16:03] Jirocho**
I see how it is.
**[16:05] Jirocho**
The three of you are teaming up
**[16:08] ---**
to get rid of Jirocho, the obstacle.
**[16:11] Otose**
Well, well.
**[16:12] C**
Wait up!
**[16:14] Shin**
It's over! This is war!
**[16:16] Shin**
This is all-out war!
**[16:18] Shin**
Gin-san!
**[16:19] Shin**
This is out of control!
**[16:21] Kagura**
Ginta-kun is off on a
rendezvous with Lady Shizuka.
**[16:24] Shin**
Huh?!
**[16:24] Shin**
The bastard used us as decoys!
**[16:27] Shin**
I'll get you for this!
**[16:37] Pirako**
It looks like they're gone, Bro.
**[16:40] Pirako**
Things are getting fun.
**[16:43] Gin**
What's so fun about this?
**[16:45] Gin**
Time to bust out an old cliche.
**[16:48] Gin**
Revenge isn't fun for anyone.
**[16:52] Gin**
I'm sure that your dead friends
**[16:54] ---**
would want you to live
like an ordinary girl
**[16:56] Gin**
instead of letting revenge
take over your life.
**[17:01] Pirako**
Bro...
**[17:03] Pirako**
Why do you keep talking about revenge?
**[17:07] Gin**
Uh, wasn't your gang
slaughtered by Jirocho?
**[17:11] Gin**
So you want revenge...
**[17:13] Pirako**
What are you talking about?
**[17:15] Pirako**
My gang was crushed by Jirocho,
**[17:17] Pirako**
but they're all alive.
**[17:19] Gin**
Huh?
**[17:20] Gin**
But you said they were
turned into a flower garden.
**[17:22] Pirako**
They quit the business
to become farmers.
**[17:25] Pirako**
They've planted a garden of red flowers.
**[17:26] Pirako**
It's a pretty place.
**[17:28] Pirako**
But it was boring, so I left.
**[17:32] Gin**
Huh?!
**[17:33] Gin**
Could you be any more misleading?!
**[17:36] Gin**
We've been trying to subtly convince you
**[17:39] ---**
to give up on revenge because
of your dark past...
**[17:43] Gin**
So wait?
**[17:44] Gin**
Why are you here?
**[17:48] Pirako**
Like I said,
**[17:49] Pirako**
I'm here to decorate Jirocho
and this town in red flowers.
**[17:53] Gin**
Enough of that.
**[17:54] Gin**
Give it to me straight.
**[17:55] Pirako**
I mean exactly what I say.
**[17:57] Pirako**
I'm here to help the great
Jirocho bloom again.
**[18:02] Pirako**
For that,
**[18:03] ---**
I need the help of the strongest
man in the Kabuki District!
**[18:06] ---**
That's you, Bro!
**[18:08] Gin**
Got it.
**[18:09] Gin**
In other words, your
mind is full of flowers,
**[18:12] Gin**
and it's a waste of time
to bother talking with you.
**[18:15] Gin**
In that case, this is farewell...
**[18:24] Pirako**
Bro, the bond between gang
members isn't easily broken.
**[18:30] Gin**
I don't have a bond with
a plastic trash can!
**[18:33] Gin**
The concrete's hard now!
**[18:35] Gin**
This is all because you kept on talking!
**[18:38] Gin**
What do we do?!
**[18:39] Gin**
What's going to happen?!
**[18:40] Katsuo**
Well, that's easy enough.
**[18:42] Katsuo**
You get served the treatment
**[18:45] Katsuo**
you were gonna deal.
**[18:50] Saigo**
Y-You're...
**[18:52] Jirocho**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[18:55] Jirocho**
The obstacle's here.
**[18:58] Saigo**
Jirocho...
**[19:00] Jirocho**
Don't mind me.
**[19:01] Jirocho**
Carry on.
**[19:04] Jirocho**
I believe the three of you were talking
about teaming up to get rid of me?
**[19:08] Kada**
We never said anything about that.
**[19:11] Kada**
I simply mentioned that our wish
to avoid any pointless conflict
**[19:14] Kada**
was being ruined by an
unstoppable loose cannon.
**[19:18] Jirocho**
I would take him out.
**[19:20] Jirocho**
Some fools in this world
can only be cured by death.
**[19:24] Jirocho**
But I wouldn't arrange
a meeting like this.
**[19:28] Jirocho**
Look.
**[19:29] Jirocho**
Your necks are all lined up
within range of my blade.
**[19:37] Jirocho**
One of the Peacock Princess's pets, huh?
**[19:39] Kada**
Stand down.
**[19:40] Kada**
He's merely joking.
**[19:41] Jirocho**
No, he made the correct decision.
**[19:44] Jirocho**
This pet was trained well to
be able to detect my hostility.
**[19:50] Jirocho**
Unfortunately, I'm getting old,
**[19:53] Jirocho**
so I have trouble controlling
my piss and my hostility.
**[19:56] Jirocho**
I already sheathed my blade,
but it keeps trickling out...
**[20:00] Jirocho**
Case in point.
**[20:02] Jirocho**
You didn't notice me taking you out.
**[20:09] Kada**
I said to stop this!
**[20:11] D**
What do you think you're
doing to the boss?!
**[20:13] D**
Take them!
**[20:14] A**
You've shown your true colors!
**[20:16] A**
We won't let you lay a finger on Mama!
**[20:23] Saigo**
You were eavesdropping on a
conversation between ladies?
**[20:27] Saigo**
You bastards ready to have
your balls ripped out?!
**[20:31] Jirocho**
Stand down, boys.
**[20:33] A**
Boss!
**[20:38] Jirocho**
Ordinary humans have no place here.
**[20:42] Otose**
Good grief.
**[20:44] Otose**
How do you intend to
stop these monsters?
**[20:47] Otose**
If you have any ideas,
I'd love to hear them.
**[20:50] Kada**
As you saw, power can only
be restrained by more power.
**[20:56] Kada**
Here is my proposal.
**[20:59] Kada**
The factions of the Four Devas are
**[21:01] ---**
not allowed to engage
in personal fights.
**[21:04] Kada**
The faction which breaks this rule
**[21:09] Kada**
will be crushed by the other three.
**[21:14] Jirocho**
So in the end, it'll still be the three
**[21:16] ---**
of you teaming up against me?
**[21:20] Jirocho**
You think you can take
my balls by teaming up?
**[21:25] Kada**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[21:27] Kada**
This rule is to prevent
further conflict.
**[21:30] Otose**
The town will be a dull
place if nobody can fight.
**[21:34] Saigo**
If that's the only way to
avoid a war, then so be it.
**[21:40] Jirocho**
Are you sane?
**[21:42] Jirocho**
Very well.
**[21:44] Jirocho**
It'll be a test of endurance.
**[21:47] Jirocho**
Try not to screw up before I do.
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** Their past is revealed...
***SIGN*** A battle pitting Gintoki
against Jirocho...
***SIGN*** Ghosts Aren't the Only Ones Who Run Wild Around Graveyards
**[1:31:46] ---**
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