E59 - Be Careful Not to Leave Your Umbrella Somewhere

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[00:01] Kagura
    Hey, are you a part of this ship's crew?
[00:06] Kagura
    Could you show me around? Unless you want me make your head go pop.
[00:14] Kagura
    Hey, you hear me?
SIGN    [Shinsuke Takasugi leads the Kiheitai. Bansai Kawakami, also known as Tsunpo.]
SIGN    [Shinsuke Takasugi leads the Kiheitai. Crismon Bullet, Matako Kijima.]
SIGN    [Shinsuke Takasugi leads the Kiheitai. Scheming pervert, Henpeita Takechi.]
SIGN    [Shinsuke Takasugi leads the Kiheitai. The butcher, Nizo Okada.]
SIGN    ["Be Careful Not to Leave Your Umbrella Somewhere"]
[02:10] Takasugi
    There's a large moon out tonight.
[02:15] Takasugi
    I thought moon Princess Kaguya might come down tonight... But Princess Tomboy showed up instead.
SIGN    [Note: refers to The Tale of Princess Kaguya.]
[02:25] Kagura (M)
    This is bad. This guy smells dangerous.
[02:43] Matako
    Damn you!! Who are you?!
[02:45] Matako
    I won't forgive anyone who threatens Shinsuke-sama!
[02:48] Matako
    Drop your gun! You think you can win against Matako Kijima quick-draw?
[02:52] Kagura
    Matako, your panties are showing. I can see the stains.
SIGN    [Note: Mata is slang for "crotch" in Japanese.]
[02:56] Matako
    That won't work! Are you trying to distract me?!
[02:59] Matako
    Well, don't bother! I change it every day!
[03:01] Kagura
    Yeah, yeah, but there really is something on it.
[03:04] ---
    It's so disgusting.
[03:05] ---
    Matako's panties are full of stains.
[03:08] Matako
    Bitch! I won't forgive you for insulting me in front of Shinsuke-sama!
[03:12] ---
    Shinsuke-sama! She's wrong. I really do change it daily!
[03:16] ---
    See for yourself, kore...
SIGN    [Note: Konohamaru in Naruto often puts "kore" at the end of sentences.]
[03:21] Matako
    You brat! Takechi Senpai, after her!
[03:24] Takechi
    Everyone, don't kill her.
[03:28] ---
    Killing women and children...
[03:30] Takechi
    is unworthy of samurai. So capture her alive.
[03:34] Matako
    Senpai! Get your Lolita complex under control!
[03:37] Matako
    She breaks in here, and you go soft on her?!
[03:40] Takechi
    I don't have a Lolita complex. I'm a feminist.
[03:44] Takechi
    Even if she's the enemy, I must be nice to women.
[03:46] Takechi
    That's the way of the feminist.
[03:51] Ronin
    What the hell kind of girl is she?!
[03:53] Ronin
    She's super strong!
[03:55] Kagura
    Zura! Where are you?!
[04:01] Kagura
    You're here, aren't you?!
[04:03] Kagura
    If you're here, answer me!
[04:11] Ronin
    Now!
[04:13] Ronin
    Hold her down!
[04:17] Kagura
    Wait for me!
[04:19] Kagura
    I'm coming!
[04:19] Ronin
    Wh-What a kid...
[04:22] ---
    Oh, no!
[04:24] Ronin
    She's headed for the factory!
[04:38] Kagura
    What is this...?
[04:42] Matako
    Now that you've seen it, we can't let you leave this place alive.
SIGN    
SIGN    
[04:59] Otae
    You're awake, aren't you? That's a relief.
[05:02] Otae
    You weren't moving at all, so I thought you might be dead.
[05:06] Otae
    How do you feel? Are you conscious?
[05:09] Otae
    Do you recognize me?
[05:12] Gintoki
    You're that woman with the chest like a chopping board, right?
[05:17] Gintoki
    Why are you here?
[05:19] Otae
    Because Shin-chan asked me to take care of you.
[05:23] Gintoki
    So why is the person who's supposed to be taking care of me holding a Naginata then?
SIGN    [Note: The Naginata is a traditional Japanese pole arm commonly wielded by women of the samurai class.]
[05:27] Otae
    Because Shin-chan asked me to.
[05:29] Otae
    He said to keep you in bed and stop you from going out.
[05:33] Gintoki
    Stop what? Do you mean my breathing?
[05:37] Gintoki
    By the way, where is Shinpachi and Kagura?
[05:40] Otae
    Well... They're out running errands.
[05:43] Gintoki
    What kind of errands?
[05:44] Otae
    Now, now. The patient needs to rest.
[05:48] Otae
    Let's read JUMP.
[05:50] Gintoki
    Hey. You're hiding something...
[05:54] Otae
    I said, don't move.
[05:56] Otae
    What are you going to do if your wound opens up again, bastard?!
[06:01] Tetsuya
    What?!
[06:04] Tetsuya
    The killer is using Benizakura for a Tsujigiri?
SIGN    [Note: Tsujigiri refers to a person or the practice of killing innocent people randomly in order to test a new sword or skill.]
[06:08] Shinpachi
    I'm sorry. We tried to get it back, but...
[06:10] Tetsuya
    And did you get it?
[06:13] Shinpachi
    No, I just told you we failed...
[06:16] Tetsuya
    That's terrible! The Benizakura has become an instrument of murder!!
[06:20] Tetsuya
    This is way beyond the "this is bad" level!
[06:22] Tetsuko
    So, is he all right?
[06:23] Shinpachi
    Huh?
[06:24] Tetsuko
    Th-That guy.
[06:26] Shinpachi
    You mean Gin-san? Well, he's not dead, but...
[06:30] ---
    He's not all right either...
[06:35] Tetsuko
    Brother, I don't feel well. Excuse me.
[06:39] Tetsuya
    Hey, what's wrong? Tetsuko? You aren't feeling well?
[06:43] Shinpachi
    She just told you she wasn't feeling well.
[06:45] Tetsuya
    I'm sorry! She's no good at reading the situation.
[06:49] Shinpachi
    You're the one who isn't able to.
[06:51] ---
    Anyway, I have something to ask you.
[06:55] Shinpachi
    That sword, the Benizakura... What is it?
[06:59] ---
    I heard it's a demon sword that brings misfortune.
[07:01] ---
    But I think there's more to it than that...
[07:03] ---
    I don't think it's really a demon sword or something mysterious, and it's...
[07:08] Tetsuya
    Unfortunately, I don't know much about the Benizakura, either.
[07:13] Tetsuya
    We were never allowed to touch it and it was sealed deep inside the warehouse.
[07:17] ---
    But I have a theory.
[07:19] Tetsuya
    A sword made by a master swordsmith who put his heart and soul
[07:23] Tetsuya
    into his work just might have a soul of it's own.
[07:26] ---
    Look over there!
[07:27] Tetsuya
    The continuous drip from that roof has worn a hole in that stone!
[07:32] Tetsuya
    Even drops of rain can penetrate stone.
[07:35] Tetsuya
    What if a world-class swordsmith does the same thing;
[07:38] Tetsuya
    forging the same spot with his hammer?!
[07:40] Tetsuya
    What if they pounded the iron tens of thousands of times with only the intent of forging a killing weapon?!
[07:45] Tetsuya
    A sword like that might be beyond human understanding!
[07:49] ---
    Would it be so strange if such a blade had a will of its own?
[07:52] ---
    That's what I think!
[07:54] Shinpachi
    You mean the strength of your father's will transformed cold steel into some kind of monster?
[08:00] Tetsuya
    Sounds like a romantic story, huh?
[08:02] ---
    But the spirits of master swordsmiths dwell in the blades they forge.
[08:07] Tetsuya
    The sword is forged with one deadly intention. To kill a person.
[08:12] Tetsuya
    That's what makes the sword so beautiful.
[08:14] Tetsuya
    And so is the swordsmith who imagines it.
[08:18] Tetsuya
    Whether it's a sword or a human being, beauty comes from striving towards a single goal!
[08:35] Shinpachi
    Elizabeth-san...
[08:37] ---
    That's... Could that be Katsura-san's...?
SIGN    [Don't say anything.]
[08:44] Shinpachi
    Kagura-chan hasn't come back yet.
[08:47] ---
    This morning, only Sadaharu came home...
[08:51] Shinpachi
    ...with this piece of paper.
[08:52] Shinpachi
    It's a little wet and blurred, but it seems to be a map.
[08:57] Shinpachi
    I haven't told Gin-san about it.
[08:58] Shinpachi
    If he knew she was missing, he'd go after her, despite his injuries.
[09:03] Otae
    Hey, where do you think you're going?
[09:05] Gintoki
    Ow, ow!
[09:06] ---
    Well, I'm just going to pee.
[09:08] Otae
    Do it in here! Right here!
[09:10] Gintoki
    It's not enough! Not enough!
[09:16] Otae
    Can I help you?
[09:17] Tetsuko
    ...Um... Well...
[09:20] Otae
    Um...Gin-san is currently...
[09:22] Gintoki
    Over here.
[09:23] Gintoki
    Oh, come on in. I knew you were coming.
[09:29] Takechi
    You really overdid it this time.
[09:32] Takechi
    You took the Benizakura without permission and ran back here with only one arm.
[09:38] Takechi
    Are you ready to commit hari-kiri one handed? Okada-san.
[09:42] Nizo
    I should get credit for bringing Benizakura back even though I lost an arm.
[09:46] Nizo
    You should rethink my diligence in a situation like that.
[09:48] ---
    I think it was a valuable learning experience.
[09:52] Matako
    Your selfish behavior the past few days has been too much.
[09:56] Matako
    What are you going to do if the Bakufu government's dogs find out about the Benizakura?
[10:00] Matako
    You're distracting Shinsuke-sama.
[10:02] ---
    First Katsura and now Gintoki Sakata?
[10:06] ---
    You're angering Shinsuke-sama by targeting those people.
[10:09] ---
    What were you thinking, anyway?
[10:10] Matako
    You think you've become a big man? Don't delude yourself!
[10:16] ---
    You only defeated Katsura because of the Benizakura...
[10:22] Nizo
    Oh, it's nothing personal...
[10:25] Nizo
    It's been taking over my body more and more these days.
[10:29] Nizo
    So it thinks my body is a part of itself.
[10:34] Nizo
    You'd better be careful how you talk to me.
[10:38] Gintoki
    You came here to tell me the truth, didn't you?
[10:42] Gintoki
    At this stage of the game, don't delude us into thinking it's a demon sword.
[10:47] Gintoki
    What is it?
[10:49] Gintoki
    Who really made that monstrosity?
[10:54] Takechi
    Okada-san, you...
[10:56] Nizo
    They're really bothersome.
[10:58] Nizo
    We've gathered here under him to overthrow this corrupt government.
[11:04] Nizo
    We are, so to speak, trying to become legends.
[11:08] Nizo
    But we're still just Kira kira...
SIGN    [Note: Possibly a reference to Kira Kozukenosuke, the lord who was the target of the 47 ronin of Ako.]
[11:11] Nizo
    It's an eyesore. A real thorn in our side.
[11:15] ---
    Isn't it time for the old legends to die and the new legends to rise up?
[11:22] Nizo
    They're not the ones at his side anymore.
[11:26] Nizo
    We are.
[11:28] Tetsuko
    The Benizakura was created based on my father's original Benizakura.
[11:34] Tetsuko
    It's a mechanized anti-battleship weapon.
[11:36] Tetsuko
    Endowed with a kind of artificial intelligence called an "Electric Soul."
[11:39] Tetsuko
    It lives like a parasite and takes over its wielder's body.
[11:43] Tetsuko
    It even has the ability to record battles, analyze them and grow smarter.
[11:49] Tetsuko
    It truly is alive.
[11:52] Tetsuko
    Only one person in Edo could create such a thing.
[11:59] Tetsuko
    Please.
[12:01] Tetsuko
    Stop my brother.
[12:02] Tetsuko
    They're...Takasugi is...going to use it to turn Edo into a sea of flames.
[12:19] Takasugi
    Such insanity.
[12:21] Takasugi
    To create a sword like this in an era of firearms and cannons.
[12:26] Tetsuya
    I think a man who boasts about overthrowing the Bakufu
[12:29] Tetsuya
    with that sword is also insane.
[12:32] Takasugi
    A man who turns his boasts into reality is called a hero.
[12:36] Takasugi
    I don't boast about what I can't do.
[12:39] Takasugi
    You truly are the son of the one-of-a-kind swordsmith, Jintetsu Murata.
[12:44] ---
    It's unbelievable that you created something like this.
[12:48] ---
    I've heard of a black hen laying a white egg, but in your case, it goes beyond that.
[12:53] ---
    Let's show them that the samurai and sword are far from extinct.
[12:57] Tetsuya
    I'm not interested in your plots or ambition!
[13:02] Tetsuya
    A swordsmith lives only to forge killing swords!
[13:05] ---
    The only thing I can say is...
[13:08] Tetsuya
    There's nothing this sword can't cut!
[13:14] Shinpachi
    Shinsuke Takasugi. Are you saying he's
[13:17] ---
    the major figure behind Katsura-san's disappearance and Nizo Okada?
[13:20] Supporter
    While we were looking for Katsura-san, we followed many leads, but...
[13:25] ---
    ...we never thought we'd find another exclusionist rebel behind his disappearance.
[13:29] Supporter
    And speaking of Shinsuke Takasugi, he was Katsura-san's old ally,
[13:33] Supporter
    and they fought in the Anti-Foreigner War together. So why would he...?
[13:37] Supporter
    According to rumors, Takasugi revived the Kiheitai
[13:40] Supporter
    along with Nizo the Butcher; the gun fighter Matako "Crimson Bullet" Kijima;
[13:44] Supporter
    that scheming pervert Henpeita Takechi; and the feared swordsman, Bansai Kawakami.
[13:54] Shinpachi
    The Kiheitai?
[13:56] Supporter
    It's a volunteer army led by Takasugi.
[13:59] Supporter
    It's said they fight like ferocious demons.
[14:02] Supporter
    I also heard that they're secretly developing devastating weapons.
[14:06] Supporter
    His goal is to most likely form a strong-armed group to launch a coup d'état.
[14:11] Supporter A
    Katsura-san renounced violence
[14:13] Supporter A
    and seeks to restore Edo's sovereignty by more peaceful means.
[14:16] Supporter A
    Maybe Takasugi was angry with him for his change of heart.
[14:22] Supporter
    Anyway, we have to do something!
[14:25] Supporter
    Elizabeth-san, let's attack Takasugi's hideout!!
[14:28] Supporter
    Let's avenge Katsura-san!
SIGN    [Calm down.] [Note: The character "mo" is crossed out. Thus, it originally said mochitsuke, meaning "Pound mochi."]
[14:30] Supporter
    Take Takasugi's head!
[14:36] Gintoki
    I see. Takasugi...
[14:39] Gintoki
    I don't know much about the situation,
[14:42] Gintoki
    but it sounds like your brother is involved in a hell of a mess.
[14:44] Gintoki
    And... I can say that your brother used me like a pawn.
[14:50] ---
    He asked me to look for a demon sword because he intended it to drink my blood.
[14:56] ---
    Or he was asked by Nizo, who carries a grudge against me... Or maybe it was both.
[15:02] Gintoki
    Either way, it's bad. And you knew it all along, didn't you?
[15:07] Gintoki
    You knew your brother's plan, and yet you said nothing.
[15:11] ---
    And now you're asking me to save him?
[15:14] ---
    Your skin is as thick as the monthly Shonen JUMP.
SIGN    [Note: The monthly JUMP is thicker than the weekly JUMP. He's asking if she has thick skin.]
[15:18] Tetsuko
    I'm sorry. I have nothing to say.
[15:21] Tetsuko
    Like you said, I knew everything...
[15:24] ---
    But I didn't tell you because I didn't want the truth to get out...
[15:29] ---
    that my brother was involved.
[15:31] Gintoki
    You sound like the little sister who's just trying to protect her brother.
[15:34] Gintoki
    Aren't you ignoring the fact that your brother is an accomplice to murder?
[15:38] Otae
    Gin-san!
[15:39] Tetsuko
    After all, swords are made for killing people.
[15:42] Tetsuko
    No matter how much heart and soul you put into its creation, you can't choose its user.
[15:47] ---
    My dead father always said that.
[15:49] ---
    His words are ingrained in our minds.
[15:53] Testuko
    My brother is an idiot who only cares about making swords.
[15:56] Testuko
    He wanted to surpass our father, so he was always pounding iron.
[16:00] Tetsuko
    Soon after, he started researching machinery to gain greater power.
[16:05] Tetsuko
    That was around the same time he begun associating with shady people.
[16:07] Tetsuko
    I was vaguely aware that they were bad people, but I didn't stop him.
[16:14] Tetsuko
    I told myself that all we needed to do was just forge swords.
[16:17] Tetsuko
    That's our job...
[16:21] Tetsuko
    I knew it. A sword is for butchering people.
[16:24] Tetsuko
    It was just a tool for murder.
[16:28] ---
    I knew...
[16:30] Tetsuko
    Yet... What a shame...
[16:35] Tetsuko
    My brother worked so hard to make that sword...
[16:37] Tetsuko
    And it's being used for such a low purpose.
[16:41] Tetsuko
    But things are reaching the point where I can't stop it on my own.
[16:46] Tetsuko
    I really don't know what to do.
[16:49] Tetsuko
    What should I do?
[16:53] Gintoki
    I don't know what to do anymore than you do.
[16:56] ---
    I'm wounded really badly.
[16:58] Gintoki
    And my friend got taken out, too. So I'm not at my best right now.
[17:02] Gintoki
    Here! I don't want your consolation money. Just go home.
[17:07] Gintoki
    I don't want any more trouble.
[17:15] Shinpachi (M)
    Since Gin-san is out of action, it's up to me.
[17:18] Shinpachi (M)
    There's no doubt that Kagura-chan is on that ship.
[17:21] Shinpachi (M)
    But how can I sneak aboard?
[17:23] Shinpachi (M)
    This place is crawling with scary looking ronin. What should I do...?
[17:30] Shinpachi (M)
    What the hell is that?!
[17:36] Matako
    Ow... That bastard, Nizo. He's really out of control.
[17:42] Matako
    I wonder if that sword is even safe to use. I could feel the evil in it.
[17:48] Kagura
    Let me go!
[17:49] Kagura
    Don't think you'll get away with this!
[17:53] Kagura
    Don't come crying to me when you're beaten up by Gin-chan!
[17:59] Matako
    Geez. She's already wreaking havoc.
[18:01] ---
    That's why I told you we should get rid of her.
[18:04] ---
    Look at what this brat has done to our men, Takechi-senpai!
[18:08] Takechi
    We can't kill her yet. She has valuable information.
[18:13] ---
    Besides, a girl her age will be in her prime in a few years.
[18:20] Matako
    Your Lolita complex is showing again, Senpai.
[18:24] Takechi
    I don't have a Lolita complex. I'm a feminist.
[18:27] Takechi
    Look! Her gunshot wound has already healed in just one night
[18:32] Takechi
    and her extraordinary strength and snow white skin...
[18:37] Matako
    Senpai, please cut it out.
[18:39] Takechi
    No, don't misjudge me. I'm a feminist with a healthy affection for children.
[18:45] Matako
    That's someone who has a Lolita complex!
[18:48] Takechi
    Never mind.
[18:49] Takechi
    I don't think you understand, idiot.
[18:53] Matako
    You're the idiot.
[18:54] Takechi
    I'm saying those characteristics are prevalent among the Yato clan.
[19:00] Matako
    You should die.
[19:01] Matako
    Yato... Is that the mercenary clan, Yato?
[19:04] Matako
    Does that mean she's a professional assassin who was hired to kill Shinsuke-sama?
[19:08] Matako
    Who the hell is she a spy for?
[19:10] Takechi
    Well, no matter what we asked, she kept saying "zura, zura."
[19:13] Matako
    Senpai, she's mocking you.
[19:15] Matako
    I don't care whether you're a feminist or have a Lolita complex.
[19:18] Matako
    It's really disgusting. I'll show you how easily I handle this girl.
[19:24] ---
    Hey,
[19:24] Matako
    ...you...
[19:27] Matako
    You!
[19:28] ---
    Do you understand your situation?! I'll kill you!
[19:30] Takechi
    N-No! This girl will be breathtaking in another two or three years.
[19:34] Matako
    Don't stop me, Takechi-hentai!
[19:36] Takechi
    I'm your Senpai, not Hentai!
[19:39] Ronin A
    Hey, who are you, anyway?
[19:41] Ronin B
    You look really suspicious.
[19:42] ---
    You're the most suspicious person I've ever seen in my life!
[19:44] ---
    You look like the ideal picture of a suspicious person.
[19:47] Shinpachi (M)
    Whoa! What is that person doing?! Oops, she's not human.
[19:52] ---
    Be careful! She's going to get killed!
SIGN    [Excuse me. Would you give me some directions?]
SIGN    [To the entrance of Hell!!]
[20:01] Matako
    Phlegm throughout my body, give me strength!
[20:04] Takechi
    It's so disgusting. Hey, please stop it!
[20:04] Kagura
    Loogie!!
[20:07] Kagura/Matako
    Eat this!!
[20:13] Matako
    What?!
[20:14] Kagura
    What?!
[20:15] Takechi
    What do you mean "what?!" You spit all over my face.
[20:19] Matako
    Hey, why are you only cleaning off my phlegm?!
[20:22] Matako
    It's said, "If you get phlegm on your right cheek,
[20:23] Matako
    you should get it on your left cheek, too!"
[20:31] ---
    What are you doing?!
[20:32] ---
    An intruder! Intruder!
[20:34] Shinpachi (M)
    Elizabeth...!
SIGN    [Hurry, go now!]
[20:43] Shinpachi (M)
    Elizabeth Senpai!
[20:47] Otae
    I'm relieved.
[20:50] Otae
    I was afraid you'd try to go out despite your injuries.
[20:56] Otae
    You'd die if you went out in your condition.
[20:59] Gintoki
    You're right.
[21:01] Otae
    I feel sorry for that girl, but it can't be helped.
[21:07] Gintoki
    ...You're right.
[21:09] Otae
    Gin-san.
[21:12] Otae
    Please don't overdo it.
[21:15] Otae
    If you die, Shin-chan and Kagura-chan would be lost without you, Gin-san.
[21:20] Gintoki
    ...You're right.
[21:21] Otae
    Gin-san, you were pretty wild in your youth,
[21:25] Otae
    but you've got to start acting your age now, you know?
[21:27] Gintoki
    That's enough, damn it! I'm not going anywhere,
[21:31] ---
    so just go out and buy me JUMP!
[21:32] Gintoki
    The last one you bought was an Akamaru JUMP.
SIGN    [Note: Akamaru JUMP is the special edition of JUMP.]
[21:35] Gintoki
    That's the kind of mistake my mom would make!
[21:37] Otae
    Yes, yes. I understand.
[21:45] Gintoki
    I'm sorry.
[21:48] Man A
    Watch it, moron!
SIGN    [Wait at the swordsmith's. -Odd Jobs guy]
[22:00] Gintoki
    I hate to behave like an impulsive punk at my age, but....
SIGN    [This is my favorite umbrella. Please bring it back to me in one piece.]
[22:16] Gintoki
    Tsk... Troublesome woman...
[22:39] Otae
    Stupid man...
SIGN    [THE ANTI-Foreigner FACTION UPRISING]
SIGN    [A VIOLENT CLASH BETWEEN]
SIGN    [TWO LARGE FORCES.]
SIGN    [BENIZAKURA'S...]
SIGN    [POWER!]
SIGN    [The next episode... "The Sun Will Rise Again"]
SIGN    [After the Benizakura takes over part of Nizo, it'll become a monster.]
SIGN    [Takasugi's beast continues to cry. Hurry up, Gintoki. Before everything is destroyed.]