E44 - Mom’s Busy, Too, So Quit Complaining About What’s for Dinner

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[00:02] Katsura
    Elizabeth!
SIGN    [In order to rescue the captured Elizabeth, they are learning the secrets of ninja.]
SIGN    [Now, the Go-Ninja begins their ninja training. Isn't it a bit late?!]
SIGN    ["Mom's Busy, Too, So Quit Complaining About What's for Dinner"]
SIGN    [TOGAKUSHI GINZA]
[01:45] Sachan
    Now, I'm going to test your ninja skills.
[01:50] Sachan
    This place is commonly known as "Ninja Street." And we ninja often use it for training.
[01:56] Sachan
    Every ninja active in Edo, first learned the art of becoming a shadow right here.
[02:00] Shinpachi
    But there's nothing here. It's just an ordinary street lined with shops.
[02:04] Sachan
    Oh, so you think you can become a ninja at a sports gym?! Die, four-eyed bastard!
[02:09] Shinpachi
    What?! Why are you acting so sadistic to me?
[02:11] Katsura
    I see. When learning how to hide, it's best to do it in a place filled with people!
[02:16] Sachan
    That's right. And, why are you holding that plate of curry?
[02:19] Gintoki
    So, what are we supposed to do here?
[02:21] Sachan
    Everyone, look over there!
SIGN    [MINMEIDO BOOKSTORE]
[02:23] Gintoki
    Huh? A bookstore?
[02:25] Gintoki
    I see. We must shoplift some books without being caught by the store clerk...
[02:28] Sachan
    Listen. You've got to buy a porno magazine without being noticed by the clerk or the customers.
[02:35] Shinpachi
    What?! What are you taking about? What the hell does that have to do with being a ninja?!
[02:39] Sachan
    This is a good test, officially used at the ninja academy.
[02:43] Sachan
    Everyone must complete this test before they can become an adult.
[02:45] Shinpachi
    That's quite a different meaning of "Adult"!
[02:47] Sachan
    Then, can you do it?
[02:49] Sachan
    You must completely hide all signs of your presence
[02:51] Sachan
    and, without being noticed, quickly judge which is your favorite porno mag.
[02:55] Sachan
    Then, you have to pay without the cashier noticing you
[02:58] Sachan
    and leave as if nothing happened.
[03:02] Sachan
    Do you think you can do it?
[03:04] Shinpachi
    Ah... Now we know what's her favorite...
[03:06] Katsura
    You guys are too self-conscious.
[03:08] Katsura
    If that's all I have to do to become a ninja, that's easy.
[03:12] Katsura
    Watch me. This is a piece of cake...um...curry.
[03:16] Gintoki
    Watch me. This is a piece of cake...uh...curry.
[03:20] Kagura
    Don't drop it! You'll die if you spill it, Curry Ninja!
[03:24] Katsura
    Rouxger!
SIGN    [Note: Roux (spice mix) is used to make curry in Japan. A parody mix of Roux + Roger]
[03:26] Kagura
    Rouxger!
[03:26] Gintoki
    What's a Rouxger?! I've never heard such an absurd word. Do you mean "Roger"?!
[03:31] Shinpachi
    He's fast!
[03:32] Sachan
    It's quite something. He's even faster than a real ninja...
[03:35] Gintoki
    Hey, hey. He might make it...
[03:39] Shinpachi
    He spilled his curry!
[03:43] Katsura
    S-Sorry...Leader... Take care...of the rest...
[03:49] Kagura
    Curry Ninja!
[03:53] Kagura
    Above all else, I told you not to spill the curry.
[03:56] Sachan
    I give him a "B." He had good speed, but sucky concentration. Who's next?
[04:01] Kagura
    I'll go!
[04:04] Kagura
    I shall avenge Curry Ninja.
[04:06] Sachan
    You're not old enough to buy adult magazines, so buy JUMP instead.
[04:10] Shinpachi
    Wow! She's like a ninja! So ninja-like!
[04:12] Gintoki
    She's ready and willing. She loves this kind of stuff!
[04:15] Shinpachi
    Wow! She's in the zone!
[04:17] Gintoki
    Come on! Go ahead and buy it!
[04:20] Sinpachi
    Huh? She's coming back. What happened?
[04:23] Gintoki
    Huh? Is she crying?
[04:24] Kagura
    Gin-chan...There was dog poop on the street. I'm all icky!
[04:30] Katsura
    Leader, don't worry about it. I think it's just the curry I spilled... No, that stinks!
SIGN    [Ninja Hattori-kun character]
SIGN    
[04:34] Kagura
    That's just as bad!! Curry Ninja! Well, I'm the real Curry Ninja now!
[04:38] Sachan
    Don't get so wound-up. I'll give you an "A."
[04:40] Kagura
    I don't need your sympathy grades!! Damn it!
[04:42] Kagura
    That's it! I don't care about being the leader anymore!
[04:44] Gintoki
    It can't be helped. I have to do it...
[04:47] Gintoki
    I may not look it, but as a kid, I pretended to be a ninja all the time.
[04:51] Sachan
    Good luck, Gin-san!
[04:53] Shinpachi
    Huh?
[04:55] ---
    Where did Gin-san go?
[04:58] Shinpachi
    That's gross!
[04:59] Sachan
    No, it's not. That's a good technique.
[05:01] Sachan
    One of the real ninja arts, called "Kakuremi no jutsu."
[05:04] Sachan
    I'm so proud of Gin-san. He's such a gifted thinker.
[05:06] Kagura
    Are you going easy on him?!
[05:07] Katsura
    Teacher's pet!
[05:08] Sachan
    What?! Any objections, Double Curry?
[05:10] Katsura
    What's "Double Curry?" I didn't come up with this yellow suit!
[05:12] Sachan
    Let me tell you something. It's not made of yellow cloth.
[05:15] Sachan
    It's made out of a yellowed white curtain. So it's "Yellowed Ninja."
[05:18] Katsura
    Bastard, get over here! I'll tear you apart!
[05:21] Kagura
    Stop, Yellow! Don't disobey my orders!
[05:22] Katsura
    But, Leader!
[05:25] Trash Collector A
    Why is there a garbage bin here?
[05:27] Collector B
    Heck if I know.
[05:31] Shinpachi
    Well... That's bad, isn't it?
[05:33] Sachan
    It's just our imagination. No one's actually inside it, right?
[05:36] Kagura
    Maybe so... If he were inside, he'd be dead.
[05:40] Sachan
    Well... You're next, Shinpachi-kun.
[05:42] Shinpachi
    All right. Then I'm off.
[05:49] Kagura
    Oh?
[05:50] Katsura
    Well...
[05:51] Kagura
    He's quite smooth...
[05:53] Katsura
    Nobody notices him at all... Or, maybe...
[05:55] Kagura
    Nobody cares about his existence.
[05:58] Katsura
    He has a non-presence!
[05:59] Gintoki
    Come on. I don't care about ninjas or whatever. Anybody can do that as long as they're plain.
[06:05] Sachan/Katsura (M)
    He really was inside!
[06:07] Gintoki
    That's stupid. I'm glad I didn't do it that way.
[06:11] ---
    This is just... I just went to the restroom and tangled with a punk.
[06:15] Gintoki
    It's true. Seriously... Why are you all looking at me like that?
SIGN    [South Town Magistrate's office]
[06:20] Toyama
    I see...
[06:24] Toyama
    Finally Katsura makes his move.
[06:27] Zenzo
    It seems he has gathered a force to free the beast. They'll most likely attack tonight.
[06:34] Toyama
    He fell for it... The moth is flying into the flame...
[06:40] Toyama
    Bakufu's enemy, Leader of the Anti-Foreign rebels, Kotaro Katsura...
[06:44] ---
    If I get his head, my status in the Bakufu will rise.
[06:50] Toyama
    I'm counting on you... Zenzo Hattori...
[06:59] Gintoki
    Here we go...
[07:00] Gintoki
    Ninja Spy Force, Go-Ninja!
[07:04] Gintoki
    Forward!
SIGN    [Gin Tama Shippuden]
[07:07] Patrol A
    You know, they say that having moonlight in your butt hole is healthy.
[07:12] Patrol B
    You, watch what you say while we're on duty!
[07:15] Patrol A
    Seriously... Usually, the butt hole doesn't get any light.
[07:19] Patrol A
    Sunlight also works, but moonlight works a lot better.
[07:22] Patrol B
    You're saying something like that just to antagonize me.
[07:25] Patrol A
    Seriously... I heard Hattori-san cured his hemorrhoids that way.
[07:30] Patrol B
    That's enough! Katsura might be here on the magistrate's property.
[07:35] Patrol A
    Well, I was trying to lighten the mood... Damn it! I have to pee!
[07:39] Patrol B
    Ah! Hey!
[07:41] Patrol B
    Really... Is this guy really brave or just nuts?
[07:44] Patrol B
    Moon! Please cure my hemorrhoids!
[07:51] Patrol B
    Ah?
[07:52] ---
    The moon is coming closer...
SIGN    [SERIOUSLY CENSORED]
[08:02] Gintoki
    Sorry, but you should go see a doctor to cure your hemorrhoids.
[08:07] Gintoki
    White Ninja! Special technique: Ninja Art: "Undercover Strike"
[08:13] Gintoki
    It stinks!
[08:14] Patrol A
    Hey, What's all the racket...?
[08:16] Patrol A
    Oh, you!
[08:18] Patrol C
    I-Intruder!!
[08:20] Patrol C
    The light... I can't see anything.
[08:23] Sachan
    Oh, that's not good. You need to put on your glasses.
[08:27] Patrol A
    What's this? It stinks! What's this?
[08:29] Patrol C
    It stinks! I can't take them off! Is this natto?!
[08:32] Gintoki
    Four-eyed Ninja! Special Technique: Ninja Art: "Without Glasses I Can't See Tomorrow"
[08:38] Patrol A
    Whoa! No!
[08:40] Patrol C
    Am I gonna be like this forever?! No way!
[08:43] Shinpachi
    Ah, but I might like this, because it feels so good...
[08:46] Shinpachi
    Right, this will be a big hit this year. Natto glasses.
[08:49] Patrol A/C
    Huh? Who are you?
[08:54] Gintoki
    Holstein Ninja!
[08:56] Gintoki
    Special Technique: Ninja Art: "Even though I'm in a Holstein costume, I'm still just a plain guy."
[09:03] Patrol D
    Really... Such a beautiful moon tonight...
[09:05] Patrol E
    Let's take care of 'em quick and get back to moon bathing!
[09:07] Katsura
    I see. Then how about some moony-side-up egg curry!
[09:15] Gintoki
    Red, Hot! Yellow, Mild!
[09:19] Gintoki
    Double Curry Ninja Special Technique Ninja Art: "Throwing Curry In a Hurry"
[09:26] Zenzo
    I see.
[09:28] Zenzo
    They're throwing everything into a state of confusion instead of working out an undercover plan.
[09:32] Zenzo
    It's a very good plan for amateurs. But it won't work against us... Real ninja.
[09:38] Gurads
    Damn it! Where did they go?
[09:39] ---
    Find them!
[09:42] Kagura
    Gin-chan! Can you move over more?! My shoulder is sticking out.
[09:44] Kagura
    It'll get attacked! They'll get my shoulder!!
[09:46] Katsura
    In my case, all of me is sticking out! They'll get all of me!!
[09:50] Gintoki
    Get out, you guys! This is for one person only. I built this by myself, for myself.
[09:54] Shinpachi
    Anyway, why did you make it look like brick?! This isn't New York!
[09:57] Sachan
    If you have any complaints, get out! I'll hide anywhere, even in a sewage canal, as long as it's with Gin-san.
[10:01] Gintoki
    Shut up. You're bothering me, too!
[10:03] Gintoki
    Whatever, you really stink. Don't touch me!
[10:07] Sachan
    Humph. I love it when you talk rough...
[10:10] Gintoki
    You really stink! You smell like natto! Your fingers!
[10:12] Kagura
    Huh? Where's Yellow Curry Ninja?
[10:14] Gintoki
    Hey, what are you doing, Zura?!
[10:16] Katsura
    I'm not Zura. I'm a pine tree!
[10:17] Gintoki
    No, no! Impossible! You're totally in the open!
[10:21] Kagura
    Gin-chan, look over there!
[10:24] Katsura
    Elizabeth!
[10:26] Gintoki
    Zura, wait!
[10:28] Patrol F
    Ah, it's the intruder!! Stop!
[10:30] Patrol G
    Hey, look! This wall is strange! Like part of it is in New York!
[10:37] Gintoki
    Zura! What are you doing?!
[10:41] Katsura
    White! Everyone! Please stick with me.
[10:44] Gintoki
    It's your fault they found us!
[10:46] ---
    I'll SATSUGAI you!
SIGN    [NOTE: This is a spoof of the manga Detroit Metal City.]
[10:48] Kagura
    My curry is going to spill! I'm going to die!
[10:51] Shinpachi
    Forget about your character, just throw it away!
[10:53] Sachan
    Oh, no... If we don't do something, we'll end up getting destroyed.
[10:55] Shinpachi
    Sachan-san, do you have any useful weapons?
[10:58] Sachan
    Count on me! This will slow them down!
[11:00] Sachan
    Maki...
SIGN    [Note: Makibishi are small, spiked caltrops used by ninja to deter pursuing enemies.]
[11:01] Sachan
    bi...
[11:01] Sachan
    shi!
[11:04] Patrol F
    Damn it! We can't get any closer with these.
[11:08] Shinpachi
    Oh! It worked perfectly as a barrier.
[11:11] Sachan
    Just as I planned. That was Ninja Art Makibishi Circle.
[11:15] Shinpachi
    You liar! It's stuck in your forehead!
[11:17] Gintoki
    Take that!
[11:18] Kagura
    Die!
[11:19] Shinpachi
    That's totally wrong! That's not how Makibishi are supposed to be used!
[11:32] Operator
    Magistrate!!
[11:33] Operator
    They're breaking through the mechanical traps, one after another! At this rate, they'll be here soon.
[11:38] Toyama
    Don't worry about it. There's still...the final room...
[11:49] Gintoki
    What's this place?
[11:52] Gintoki
    Hey!
[11:53] Gintoki
    That's!
[11:54] Katsura
    Elizabeth!
[11:56] Sachan
    No! Don't get any closer...
[12:02] Katsura
    E-Elizabeth...
[12:05] Zenzo
    That's too bad.
[12:08] Zenzo
    Elizabeth-chan isn't here.
[12:11] Gintoki
    You are...
[12:13] Zenzo
    Long time no see, Ayame Sarutobi.
[12:15] Sachan
    Zenzo...
[12:16] Shinpachi
    Sachan-san, you know this guy?
[12:18] Sachan
    He's a former Oniwabanshu. Zenzo Hattori...
[12:21] Sachan
    He possessed the most feared ninja techniques in the history of the Oniwabanshu.
[12:25] Zenzo
    I'm a freelancer now and I've been working for the big man here.
[12:29] Zenzo
    I'm sorry, but even if you are my ex co-worker, if you insist on sticking with these fools I'll show no mercy.
[12:33] Zenzo
    I don't care if you're a Go-Ninja or what...
[12:35] Zenzo
    But an amateur ninja can't beat a real ninja.
[12:38] Zenzo
    Even if you are a samurai...
[12:44] Zenzo
    We are...the strongest five.
[12:50] Gou
    Idaten no Gou!
SIGN    [Note: Idaten = a devoted guardian]
[12:52] Shuwa
    Bishamonten no Shuwa!
SIGN    [Note: Bishamonten = the chief of the Four Heavenly Kings]
[12:54] Kaoru
    Benzaiten Kaoru!
SIGN    [Note: Benzaiten = the Hindu goddess of wealth and eloquence]
[12:56] Matsuo
    Komokuten Matsuo.
SIGN    [Note: Komokuten = one of the Four Heavenly Kings]
[12:58] Zenzo
    Marishiten, Zenzo Hattori.
SIGN    [Marishiten = the goddess of heaven and light]
[13:00] Zenzo
    We're five are...
[13:02] Shinobi Five
    Freelance Battle Squad, The Shinobi Five!
[13:09] Toyama
    Katsura! No, Go-Ninja, this game will soon be over!
[13:15] Toyama
    All members of the Shinobi Five used to work for the Oniwabanshu, and they're very good.
[13:20] Toyama
    You'll die in front of your beloved Elizabeth-chan.
[13:26] Katsura
    Elizabeth!
[13:31] Shinpachi
    Gin-san!
[13:33] Gou
    We're your opponent...
[13:39] Zenzo
    JUMP Samurai!
[13:41] Sachan
    Gin-san!
[13:42] Zenzo
    I never thought I would meet you in a place like this.
[13:45] Zenzo
    Every time I read JUMP, your face appears in my mind, and it's so annoying!
[13:49] Gintoki
    Wait, wait... Let's see... JUMP... JUMP...
[13:52] ---
    Oh, I've got it! Are you the Isomura-kun to whom I never returned the copy of JUMP?!
[13:56] ---
    Wait, let me explain...
[13:57] Zenzo
    I told you, I'm Hattori.
[14:06] Zenzo
    Hey, you! What?! Don't tell me you forgot about me!
[14:10] Gintoki
    So, you're Isomura-kun, right?
[14:12] Zanzo
    I'm Ha-tto-ri!
[14:14] Gintoki
    Sorry, but I'm not good at remembering a
[14:17] Gintoki
    man's face!
[14:22] Zenzo
    If that's the case, I don't remember you, either! I don't know who you are!
[14:26] Gintoki
    Then...
[14:27] Gintoki
    There's no reason to fight!
[14:30] Zenzo
    Shut up!
[14:32] ---
    I don't have to remember you to hate you!
[14:36] Sachan
    Gin-san, be careful!
[14:37] Sachan
    That man is very dangerous...
[14:39] Kaoru
    You're the one who needs to be careful.
[14:44] Kaoru
    Ah, what wonderful agility! You move just like a monkey.
[14:47] Kaoru
    Oh, I'm sorry. Do I have to call you Sachan? Osaru-san.
SIGN    [Note: Osaru-san = monkey girl]
[14:53] Sachan
    You're...the ninja academy Madonna, Kaoru-san Waki?
[14:57] Sachan
    I'm sorry, but I didn't recognize you because you're much too flashy.
[15:00] Gou
    Humph. I didn't know Katsura was such a weakling.
[15:04] Gou
    Not only that, but the other two are just kids.
[15:06] Matsuo
    According to my data, our chance of winning is 99.8%.
[15:10] Shinpachi
    What do we do? I don't think we can win against real ninja.
[15:14] Kagura
    Curry, ready!
[15:15] Shinpachi
    Curry? No! No! Don't say that like it's nothing!
[15:18] Shinpachi
    What the hell kind of battle cry is that?!
[15:19] Shinpachi
    Agh!! They've got them too! Has everyone gone insane or is it just me?
[15:24] Matsuo
    Unfortunately, we already calculated your chances.
[15:28] Matsuo
    If you strike, you face a 99.8% probability of being slaughtered.
[15:31] Kagura
    Shut up! We won't know that until we try! Don't underestimate our Triple Curry!
[15:35] Shinpachi
    Triple? Does that mean I'm in, too? Hey, am I also a member?!
[15:39] Gou
    We'll show you the difference between fake and real ninja!
[15:50] Shinpachi
    Hot! A potato down my back! A potato is dancing on my back!
[15:50] Kagura
    Hot!
[15:55] Gou
    We used the same technique, but with different results...This is the difference in our skills!
[16:01] Shinpachi
    They're eating it!
[16:03] Shinpachi
    Good grief... Our technique was completely outclassed.
[16:08] Gou
    You're more naïve than I thought!
[16:12] Katsura
    You're the ones who are naive.
[16:14] Gou
    What...
[16:17] Gou
    Ugh! My stomach...
[16:20] Matsuo
    My stomach... You bastard, What did you do to that curry?!
[16:24] Katsua
    Didn't your mommy tell you not to eat food from a stranger?
[16:28] Katsura
    You dug your own graves by showing off your technique.
[16:32] Katsura
    Learn common sense before learning ninja techniques.
[16:34] Shinpachi
    You, too...
[16:37] Katsura
    Leader! What happened?!
[16:39] Kagura
    You, how could you?! I was a little hungry, so I had a bite!
[16:44] Shinpachi
    You ate it, too?!
[16:45] Gou
    Well... I can overcome this kind of pain.
[16:49] Gou
    The kanji character "Shinobi" also means "to endure". Keep that in mind...
[16:54] Gou
    I'll show you my true ninja technique!
[16:56] ---
    Ninja Art, "Shadow Clone Technique"!
[17:00] ---
    You'll never figure out which is the real me!
[17:04] Shinpachi
    You're completely unprotected!
[17:06] Matsuo
    Gou! Oh, no! Gou say something...
[17:10] Shuwa
    And... Now it's my turn.
[17:13] Shuwa
    Ninja Art, "Steroid Jutsu!"
[17:14] ---
    Grow huge, my muscles!
[17:20] Shinpachi
    Something got huge, anyway!!
[17:23] Matsuo
    This isn't good... According to my data, there's a 99.8% probability I'll be beaten in the next scene.
[17:29] Shinpachi
    This scene!
[17:34] Toyama
    H-Hey! What are you guys doing?
[17:37] ---
    Hattori! What's is this? I thought you guys were the five greatest ninjas in the world!!
[17:44] Zenzo
    That's all wrong. The Pegasus Meteor Attack is like this...
[17:48] Gintoki
    Idiot. It's supposed to look like the Pegasus constellation.
[17:51] Toyama
    Hattori! What are you doing? This isn't middle school recess!
[17:55] Hattori
    Magistrate! The Pegasus Meteor Attack! It's like this, right?
SIGN    [Note: Parody of the pegasasu ryusei ken technique from the JUMP manga/anime Saint Seiya]
[17:58] Gintoki
    Magistrate! Give him a clear "no" sign! This guy is an idiot! Idiot!
[18:01] Toyama
    Both of you are idiots! Anyway, that technique is done like this! I recorded all the episodes!
[18:07] Kaoru
    You know, you were popular with certain boys, but they were all disgusting. Glasses fanatics...
[18:15] Sachan
    Waki-san, your best friend Seki-san... She talks behind your back...
[18:21] Toyama
    Is that what you call a fight?!
[18:25] Shinpachi
    Gin-san!
[18:26] Shinpachi
    We've got to end this quickly!
[18:27] Shinpachi
    Kagura-chan's been struck by the worst blow ever suffered by a heroine!
[18:31] Gintoki
    For some reason, I'm not especially motivated.
[18:34] Gintoki
    I don't care about Elizabeth or if Kagura gets her feet wet.
[18:38] Kagura
    Just wait...it'll I get better, shag-head! I'll poop more than my pants!
[18:43] Katsura
    Leader, you gotta relax! Take deep breaths like me. C'mon.
[18:50] Shinpachi
    What is she, pooping or having a baby?!
[18:55] Zenzo
    Everyone's so noisy... It's time for the showdown.
[18:59] Gintoki
    All right.
[19:00] Gintoki
    You and I think alike... I wish we'd met under different circumstances.
[19:05] Zenzo
    ...Is that so...
[19:08] ---
    Well, we already met under different circumstances!! I already told you!
[19:26] Gintoki
    ...He disappeared?
[19:27] Sachan
    Gin-san! Look out!
[19:31] Gintoki
    He's below me... How annoying.
[19:35] Gintoki
    What's this? Some sort of sweet scent...
[19:40] Gintoki
    My body...is numb!
[19:43] Kaoru
    How do my roses smell?
[19:47] Kaoru
    Ninja Art, "Coiling Aroma Attack!" Paralyzing all who sniff my poison rose!
[19:54] Kaoru
    Now, Zenzo! It's time for the final blow!
[20:01] Kaoru
    Saru! How can she move?! My technique didn't work?
[20:07] Kaoru
    Don't tell me she used the smell of natto to cancel out the scent of my roses?!
[20:11] Sachan
    Ninja Art!
[20:11] Sachan
    I will Natto give up!
[20:13] Sachan
    Wake up, Gin-san!
[20:17] Zenzo
    Die!
[20:19] Zenzo
    JUMP Samurai!
[20:24] Gintoki
    The one to die...
[20:26] Gintoki
    is you!
[20:29] Kaoru
    Zenzo! Zenzo!
[20:32] Kaoru
    You're so mean! Zenzo has hemorrhoids! It stinks!
[20:39] Toyama
    Th-This can't be...The Shinobi Five... No way...
[20:50] Shinpachi
    I hope Kagura-chan makes it in time.
[20:55] Katsura
    Eli...Elizabeth!
[20:57] Katsura
    Oh, my goodness! Elizabeth! It's terrible! Absolutely terrible! Oh, no... This is...awful!
[21:03] Gintoki
    Hey, Zura... Isn't this kinda weird? It looks like something cottony is coming out...
[21:07] Shinpachi
    That's right. And there's no blood, either.
[21:10] Katsura
    Huh?
[21:11] Zenzo
    I already told you fools.
[21:14] Zenzo
    Elizabeth-chan isn't here. Elizabeth-chan was never here!!
[21:20] Zenzo
    You still don't you get it? Katsura, that old man...made an Elizabeth doll to lure you here.
[21:30] Zenzo
    You guys were duped.
[21:33] Gintoki
    Zura-kun... Hey, Zura-kun...
[21:36] Gintoki
    What's going on?
[21:37] Katsura
    Come to think of it...
[21:40] ---
    I forgot that we had a fight yesterday over who'd get Oage in their soba.
SIGN    [Note: Oage = fried tofu on top of hot soba]
[21:44] Gintoki
    That means she just left the house because of the fight!
[21:47] Shinpachi
    Gimme a break!! You owe us for all the trouble!
[22:07] Katsura
    Hello! I have something to ask you.
[22:12] Katsura
    Elizabeth, I've been looking all over for you. What were you doing?
[22:15] Woman
    What? The newspaper?
[22:18] Woman
    Can't you say "no"? They never let up. I don't have any money for it.
[22:23] Woman
    Anyway, I'll be late coming home again tonight. For dinner,
[22:26] Woman
    just take some hamburger out of the freezer and nuke it.
[22:27] Elizabeth Jr.
    Eh, frozen food again? I'm getting tired of it. It's not fair.
[22:32] Elizabeth Jr.
    I already know Mom puts on a lot of makeup and goes out with an unknown man to have tasty food.
[22:38] Woman
    Now look! You're being selfish. You made your father angry!
[22:46] Katsura
    Elizabeth, where are you? Elizabeth!
SIGN    
SIGN    Hey, Sadaharu! How did you get so big?
SIGN    The next episode... "Walk Your Dog at an Appropriate Speed."
SIGN    [Suddenly Sadaharu grows enormous and is the center of media attention.]
SIGN    [And who are Ane and Mone, the self-proclaimed beautiful shrine maiden sisters?]