E203 - [Wartirine / Warti / Wartise]

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[01:32] Shin
    While the show was on a one year break,
[01:34] Shin
    Gin-san, Kagura-chan, and everyone else I knew changed into completely different people.
[01:40] Shin
    And they all claimed that two years had passed since the show went off the air.
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[01:44] Shin
    I tried to escape this cruel reality
[01:46] Shin
    and arrived at the beach,
[01:48] Shin
    only to find a very different Kyubei-san!
[01:51] Shin
    And there was more to come...
[01:53] Katsura
    Enough, Sir Kyubei.
[01:56] ---
    You...
[01:57] Katsura
    I...
[02:02] Katsura
    ...became Zurako!
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[02:12] Shin
    Your characters don't overlap at all!
[02:14] Shin
    You stinkin' lunatic!
[02:18] Shin
    You're the only one who's stupid enough to have his balls removed to avoid character overlap!
[02:21] Shin
    And hell, you're both trannies now!
[02:25] Katsura
    C-Curses!
[02:26] Katsura
    I was so focused on the details that I lost sight of the big picture!
[02:30] Shin
    That's not all you lost!
[02:32] Katsura
    Sir Kyubei!
[02:34] Katsura
    It appears that we are doomed to share the same character traits.
[02:38] Katsura
    One of us must be eliminated for the sake of more screen time.
[02:43] Katsura
    One has both balls and boobs.
[02:45] Katsura
    The other has neither balls nor boobs.
[02:47] Katsura
    Let us determine who the true transsexual is!
[02:51] Both
    The position of gay bar champion...
[02:53] Both
    ...shall be mine!
[02:56] Shin
    Is that even worth fighting over?!
[03:00] Shin
    What the hell...
[03:01] Shin
    First people growing, now people changing their gender...
[03:05] Shin
    The only thing that hasn't changed...
[03:08] Shin
    ...is how they're still a bunch of idiots.
[03:11] Yama
    There you are.
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[03:13] Yama
    Stinkin' four eyes.
[03:14] Yama
    You got guts to escape from your first day on the job, an?
[03:18] Yama
    You're ready to die, an?
[03:26] Shin
    O-Okita-san?!
[03:28] Shin
    That bazooka is Okita-san's!
[03:29] Yama
    What are you babblin' about?
[03:31] Yama
    I don't see you for a while, and you need glasses for your brain now, an?
[03:35] Yama
    It's me.
[03:37] Yama
    Vice-Commander of the Shinsengumi.
[03:39] Yama
    Jimmy Yamazaki, an?
[03:42] Shin
    What?!
[03:46] Yama
    Now move your ass, an?
[03:47] Shin
    No way!
[03:49] Shin
    Average Joe Yamazaki?!
[03:50] Yama
    That's ancient history!
[03:52] Yama
    Back when I was still a cherry boy!
[03:56] Yama
    I stand fully erect now!
[03:58] Yama
    I'm Jimmy Yamazaki, the vice-commander who makes crying babies cry harder, an?
[04:04] Shin
    Whoa!
[04:05] Shin
    What happened?!
[04:06] Shin
    You're addicted to anpan now!
[04:08] Shin
    It's even showing up in your speech!
[04:11] Yama
    Hey, start driving, an?
[04:12] Hijikata
    Uh...
[04:13] Yama
    I said to drive the damn car, nitwit!
[04:16] Hijikata
    Ow...
[04:18] Hijikata
    Well, I wanted to say hello first since it's been a while.
[04:21] Yama
    Nobody's gonna remember a no name like you, an?
[04:25] Hijikata
    It's been so long, Shinpachi-kun.
[04:28] Hijikata
    I'm Toshiro Hijikata.
[04:30] Hijikata
    Do you remember me?
[04:32] Hijikata
    Of course not.
[04:33] Shin
    Hi-Hijikata-san?!
[04:34] Shin
    Is this Hijikata-san?!
[04:35] Shin
    No way!
[04:36] Shin
    Hijikata-san would never smile like this!
[04:39] Shin
    Especially not after being slapped around by someone like Yamazaki-san!
[04:41] Yama
    Hey, what's that supposed to mean? Explain, Hijikata, an?
[04:45] Shin
    He's smiling after being hit for no reason!
[04:49] Hijikata
    A lot's happened.
[04:51] Hijikata
    I took over as commander after Kondo-san retired,
[04:55] Hijikata
    but it became painfully clear that ruling through fear would no longer work.
[04:59] Hijikata
    And after some thinking, I decided to halve my way of life, my mayonnaise intake, and my calorie intake.
[05:05] Hijikata
    As a result, I'm now known as Toshi-san, the Shinsengumi's collective bitch.
[05:09] Shin
    You ended up losing your position in the process!
[05:12] Hijikata
    Still, I never thought I'd have the opportunity to work with you.
[05:15] Hijikata
    It's making me blush.
[05:16] Shin
    Could you please stop being so creepy?
[05:18] Hijikata
    How are Gin-san and Kagura-chan doing?
[05:21] Hijikata
    They should have tagged along.
[05:22] Hijikata
    It's been pretty lonely without Kondo-san around.
[05:24] Shin
    Hijikata!
[05:25] Shin
    Enough already!
[05:27] Shin
    How can you call yourself Hijikata?!
[05:28] Shin
    How?!
[05:30] Shin
    I don't believe this...
[05:31] Shin
    The Shinsengumi has seen a complete overhaul...
[05:34] Shin
    Wait.
[05:35] Shin
    That means...
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[05:42] A
    The Shinsengumi Kaiser!
[05:44] A
    Seig heil, Herr Okita de Sade Sogo III!
[05:50] All
    Kaiser!
[05:52] All
    Kaiser!
[05:53] All
    Kaiser!
[05:58] Shin
    He's been promoted way past the rank of commander...
[06:03] Okita
    Silence, gentlemen.
[06:05] Okita
    Two years have passed since the formation of the Holy Shinsengumi Empire.
[06:08] Shin
    Empire?!
[06:09] Shin
    This is an empire?!
[06:10] Okita
    Thanks to your efforts, the empire has been able to extend its influence.
[06:15] Okita
    We now control over half of Edo.
[06:18] Shin
    You don't sound like the police anymore!
[06:21] Okita
    It won't be long before the day comes when we slaughter the Shogun and hoist the flag of our empire...
[06:26] Okita
    ...over Edo Castle!
[06:27] Shin
    That would make you Joi!
[06:29] Shin
    That would make you terrorists now!
[06:31] Okita
    However, we must first take control of a certain area before we can begin our crusade.
[06:36] Okita
    An impregnable town of steel...
[06:38] Okita
    A lawless place for the ruffians of Edo to gather...
[06:42] Okita
    The Kabuki district!
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[06:44] Okita
    If we don't secure this town before launching our attack on Edo Castle,
[06:46] Okita
    it will come back to haunt us.
[06:48] Okita
    But worry not!
[06:50] Okita
    Every stronghold has a weakness!
[06:53] Okita
    And I now have the means to exploit that weakness.
[06:56] Okita
    We have taken a friend of Shogun Sakata, the fearless general of the Kabuki district...
[07:00] Okita
    ...as a hostage!
[07:01] Okita
    The town of steel will fall quickly now.
[07:05] Shin
    Hold on!
[07:06] Shin
    Who is this fearless general?!
[07:07] Shin
    Are you trying to crush Odd Jobs?!
[07:09] Okita
    I will eliminate anyone who stands in the way of my ambition.
[07:14] Shin
    Your ambition?!
[07:15] Shin
    When did you join the camp of cliche Edo dominating megalomaniacs, Jerkaiser!
[07:18] Okita
    Hey, that was uncalled for.
[07:20] Okita
    At the very least, you should address me as Jerk of a Kaiser.
[07:22] Okita
    I get annoyed when people combine words.
[07:25] Okita
    Normally, I would have you executed, but I'll spare your life since you have use as a hostage.
[07:30] Okita
    Hijikata, take him away.
[07:32] Hijikata
    Yes, Jerkaiser!
[07:33] Okita
    Yamazaki, smack him.
[07:34] Yama
    Yes, Jerkaiser!
[07:35] Okita
    Why is this catching on?
[07:37] Okita
    Someone, execute everyone besides the hostage.
[07:39] All
    Yes, Jerkaiser!
[07:40] Okita
    Fine, have it your way.
[07:41] Okita
    Starting tomorrow, I'll change my title to Jerkaiser.
[07:43] Okita
    But make the "Jer" inaudible.
[07:48] Shin
    Damn it...
[07:49] Shin
    What's going on?
[07:51] Shin
    Why is this happening?
[07:53] Shin
    I'm sick of this world...
[07:55] Shin
    Nobody I know is here...
[07:59] Hijikata
    Stop sniffling, you wimp.
[08:02] Hijikata
    I finally found someone normal,
[08:05] Hijikata
    but you don't look like you'll be much help.
[08:07] Shin
    Hi-Hijikata-san?
[08:08] Shin
    Are you...
[08:11] Hijikata
    Yeah...
[08:12] Hijikata
    I was also left behind two years, just like you.
[08:28] Tamo
    Here is this week's spotlight.
[08:30] N
    This week's spotlight came in third on the sales chart.
[08:37] N
    The third single from singer-songwriter MADAO-san.
[08:41] N
    The God of Cardboard!
[08:43] Tamo
    This is quite a surprise.
[08:45] Tamo
    Another top-seller?
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[08:46] Tamo
    Did you cut your hair?
[08:47] Madao
    Actually, I grew it out.
[08:50] N
    MADAO-san got the inspiration for this song from the sound of
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[08:53] ---
    tearing apart cardboard when he was living on the streets.
[08:56] N
    He performed many concerts on the street before achieving his current popularity.
[09:01] Tamo
    So how does it feel to go from living on the streets to cutting your hair?
[09:04] Madao
    Uh, I didn't cut my hair.
[09:05] Madao
    I grew it out.
[09:07] N
    Ah, we're running out of time, so please get on stage.
[09:10] N
    Here's MADAO-san with "I Cut My Hair."
[09:12] Madao
    I said I didn't cut my hair!
[09:14] Madao
    Do you want me to cut my hair?!
[09:16] Madao
    Do I look bad with long hair?!
[09:17] Shin
    What's going on?
[09:19] Hijikata
    That's what I want to know.
[09:21] Hijikata
    I went back to the station after the one year break, and everything was different.
[09:25] Hijikata
    As though everyone else had spent the past two years without me...
[09:28] Shin
    But why...
[09:30] Shin
    Why did you pretend to be different?
[09:33] Hijikata
    Because I thought that I was the one who was crazy.
[09:37] Hijikata
    Wouldn't you?
[09:38] Hijikata
    Every other person had changed.
[09:40] Hijikata
    I was the exception.
[09:43] Hijikata
    Given the situation, what else could I do but laugh?
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[09:47] Hijikata
    But I guess I couldn't handle it.
[09:50] Yamazaki
    D-Damn you, Hijikata!
[09:53] Yamazaki
    You think you're gonna get away with this, an?
[09:59] Shin
    Hijikata-san...
[10:00] Shin
    Did we travel through time?
[10:03] Shin
    We're the only ones stuck in a completely different world.
[10:08] Hijikata
    Why did this happen to us?
[10:12] Shin
    Maybe we're being punished...
[10:16] Shin
    Hijikata-san...
[10:18] Shin
    To be honest, I've been...
[10:21] Shin
    ...slacking off on playing the straight man.
[10:24] Shin
    I was always exhausted after dealing with the onslaught of funny men.
[10:28] Shin
    Despite all the work, I wasn't very popular.
[10:31] Shin
    And there wasn't much merchandise featuring me.
[10:32] Shin
    I had to wonder if playing a funny man paid better dividends...
[10:37] Shin
    So while they were airing reruns for the past year,
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[10:40] Shin
    I kicked back and completely forgot about playing the straight man.
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[10:44] Shin
    But while I was doing nothing,
[10:49] Shin
    everyone else found something to do and build on.
[10:52] Shin
    They were moving forward.
[10:54] Shin
    That's why I was left behind...
[10:59] Shin
    I'm guessing that you know what I'm talking about.
[11:03] Shin
    You were the only normal person in the Shinsengumi.
[11:05] Shin
    You were also in the straight man position.
[11:08] Shin
    But then you added that funny man persona, Tosshi...
[11:11] Hijikata
    That was because of the sword...
[11:13] Shin
    ...and engaged in bizarre behavior involving mayonnaise.
[11:15] Hijikata
    I just happen to like mayonnaise!
[11:17] Shin
    Then how do you explain the smiling act?
[11:19] Shin
    You just wanted to play a funny man, didn't you?
[11:22] Hijikata
    Enough.
[11:23] Shin
    Can you honestly say that you weren't trying to enjoy yourself?
[11:27] Hijikata
    I said enough already, damn it!
[11:32] Shin
    I'm sorry.
[11:33] Shin
    I shouldn't have said that.
[11:34] Hijikata
    Nah, I shouldn't have snapped at you.
[11:36] Hijikata
    Just forget it.
[11:38] Hijikata
    If the world was twisted into its current state by an oversaturation of funny men
[11:41] Hijikata
    because the two of us stopped playing straight men,
[11:46] Hijikata
    we don't have any right to gripe about it.
[11:51] Hijikata
    Yeah...
[11:53] Both
    We have to live in this world...
[11:58] Both
    ...as punishment.
[12:05] Hijikata
    I'm heading back...
[12:06] Hijikata
    ...to the Holy Shinsengumi Empire.
[12:08] Hijikata
    I'll try to stop the kaiser...
[12:10] Hijikata
    ...from attacking Odd Jobs.
[12:12] Hijikata
    That's not going to help anything.
[12:15] Shin
    I see...
[12:16] Shin
    I plan on working at Odd Jobs.
[12:20] Shin
    Gin-san may look like Yamcha
[12:22] Shin
    and Kagura may be bigger than me,
[12:24] Shin
    but Odd Jobs is still the same place.
[12:26] Shin
    Good luck playing the straight man.
[12:28] Hijikata
    Same to you.
[12:31] Shin
    Not that it's going to change anything...
[12:38] Kusano
    Now, we have a breaking news update.
[12:41] Kusano
    The mysterious wart outbreak is continuing to spread throughout Edo.
[12:45] Kusano
    Medical scientists have finally determined the source of this malady.
[12:49] Kusano
    The warts, which attach themselves to organisms and absorb their life energy
[12:52] Kusano
    before eventually taking over the host body,
[12:56] Kusano
    have been identified as parasitic aliens known as Q'Sai Nettles.
[13:00] Kusano
    First, the aliens transform into the figure on your left
[13:03] Kusano
    and assimilate information from the host.
[13:05] Kusano
    Eventually, it transforms into something completely identical to the host.
[13:09] Kusano
    The alien supplants the host
[13:10] Kusano
    and matures the appearance of the host by two years after a few days.
[13:15] Kusano
    It should be noted that these aliens are attracted to ambition.
[13:20] Kusano
    People with more ambition have a higher chance of being infected,
[13:23] Kusano
    and the aliens will evolve according to that ambition.
[13:26] Kusano
    Do you know anyone who's gone through a sudden change and talked about two years passing?
[13:31] Kusano
    It's possible that they've been infected by Q'Sai Nettles.
[13:35] Kusano
    First, you should check if the comatose original is hanging from the body.
[13:38] Kusano
    Then use something like a paper fan to smack the Q'Sai Nettle as hard as you can.
[13:42] Kusano
    Your friends have not changed!
[13:45] Kusano
    Two years haven't passed!
[13:47] Kusano
    The world before you is...
[13:51] Kusano
    ...a world with warts!
[13:55] B
    Oh? Kusano-san?
[13:56] B
    There's something hanging from your head...
[13:58] B
    Is that...
[13:59] Kusano
    Huh?
[14:01] Shin
    So wait.
[14:03] Shin
    What?
[14:03] Shin
    In other words...
[14:06] Shin
    They're all Wartiharu?!
[14:09] Shin
    Yamcha Gin-san is just a Yamcha wart!
[14:11] Shin
    The grown-up Kagura-chan is just a wart with two big warts!
[14:14] Shin
    The gorilla couple is two warts making a wart baby!
[14:17] Hijikata
    Ambition, huh?
[14:19] Hijikata
    Ironic.
[14:21] Hijikata
    We weren't infected because we were slacking off.
[14:26] Hijikata
    And now, we're the only ones who can save them!
[14:30] Shin
    I know exactly what I need to do now!
[14:34] Hijikata
    We're gonna paper fan this twisted wartiworld!
[14:37] Shin
    And take back our world!
[14:41] Kagura
    Shinpachi!
[14:44] Kagura
    Where did you go?
[14:46] Kagura
    I was looking everywhere for you!
[14:48] Shin
    Ka-Kagura-san?!
[14:49] Kagura
    You dummy!
[14:50] Kagura
    I was so worried!
[14:52] Hijikata
    Hey!
[14:52] Hijikata
    Smack her with the fan!
[14:54] Hijikata
    That's just the wart!
[14:56] Shin
    Ka-Kagura-san!
[14:58] Shin
    It's not fair to press that body up against me!
[15:02] Kagura
    I was so lonely.
[15:05] Kagura
    An Odd Jobs without you is like you without glasses.
[15:09] Shin
    Doesn't that mean you only need my glasses?!
[15:12] Kagura
    Shinpachi...
[15:17] Shin
    Is this really a wart?!
[15:19] Shin
    This cute girl...
[15:22] Shin
    Wait, does it even matter if she's a wart...
[15:23] Hijikata
    Don't be fooled!
[15:29] Hijikata
    Kaiser Okita de Sade Sogo III!
[15:33] Okita
    Hi-Hijikata-san...
[15:35] Okita
    I don't want to see you hit a woman...
[15:40] Kagura
    Hey!
[15:41] Kagura
    Hang on, Jerkaiser!
[15:43] Okita
    Huh? How?
[15:45] Okita
    A-After Kondo-san left,
[15:48] Okita
    I devoted my life to making the force bigger...
[15:53] Okita
    I didn't hesitate to commit atrocities for the sake of protecting the Shinsengumi...
[15:59] Okita
    But Hijikata-san...
[16:01] Okita
    If I let you get your hands dirty,
[16:03] Okita
    the Shinsengumi will just be a gang of thugs.
[16:08] Shin
    Hijikata-san?!
[16:09] Shin
    Don't be fooled!
[16:10] Shin
    That's a wart! Just a wart!
[16:12] Okita
    I-I wanted...
[16:15] Okita
    ...to have another bowl of mayonnaise with you...
[16:19] Shin
    That never happened!
[16:20] Shin
    You said it was dog food!
[16:21] Shin
    Stop lying!
[16:23] Hijikata
    Sogo! Get a hold of yourself!
[16:24] Shin
    Uh, that's not going to help!
[16:27] Shin
    You're the one who needs to get a hold of yourself!
[16:28] Shin
    Didn't we establish that he's just a wart?!
[16:30] Shin
    Move!
[16:31] Shin
    I'll finish it off!
[16:32] Otae
    Stop, Shin-chan!
[16:34] Otae
    A samurai would never attack a dying man!
[16:36] Shin
    S-Sis!
[16:38] Shin
    And she already gave birth!
[16:39] Otae
    How could you be so cruel?
[16:43] Otae
    What am I supposed to tell this child?
[16:45] Hijikata
    Don't be fooled!
[16:47] Hijikata
    She's not your sister!
[16:48] Hijikata
    She's just a wart!
[16:49] Shin
    You have no right to say that!
[16:51] Shin
    Fine!
[16:52] Shin
    I won't let you use my sister's face to play wife to the gorilla...
[16:56] Shin
    ...any longer!
[16:57] Otae
    Stop!
[16:58] Otae
    You've got it wrong!
[16:59] Otae
    The father of my child is actually...
[17:01] Otae
    Look at the hair!
[17:05] Shin
    What are you doing?!
[17:07] Hijikata
    Th-That hair...
[17:09] Hijikata
    That V-shaped hair is...?
[17:10] Shin
    Of course not!
[17:11] Shin
    How could the two of you have a kid when you barely even know each other?!
[17:14] Otae
    Forgive me, Toshi-san.
[17:16] Otae
    I couldn't hide my true feelings.
[17:18] Otae
    Even after pretending to be married to Isao-san...
[17:22] Shin
    Wait a sec!
[17:23] Shin
    My sister's turned into one hell of a slutty bitch?!
[17:26] Otae
    Please!
[17:27] Otae
    Take us away!
[17:29] Otae
    To a world without gorillas!
[17:31] Shin
    Hijikata-san!
[17:32] Shin
    Don't be fooled!
[17:33] Shin
    You don't have a kid!
[17:35] Hijikata
    You thought you could fool me with such a cheap trick?
[17:39] Hijikata
    Give me the kid and scram.
[17:41] Hijikata
    I'll look after it.
[17:42] Shin
    You've been completely fooled!
[17:44] Hijikata
    Hey, can you spare the kid?
[17:46] Hijikata
    Let me raise Togoro!
[17:49] Shin
    Calm down!
[17:50] Shin
    Who the hell is Togoro?!
[17:52] Kondo
    Oh? His name is Togoro?
[17:54] Kondo
    What an adorable child.
[17:57] Kondo
    Would you mind letting me hold him?
[17:59] Hijikata
    Oh, he's a newborn, so you'll need to support his head.
[18:02] Kondo
    My, such an adorable child.
[18:06] Kondo
    His mother and father must be lovely.
[18:09] Kondo
    But he's not as adorable as my little girl.
[18:12] Kondo
    Isn't that right,
[18:13] Kondo
    Isako-chan?
[18:14] Shin
    Kondo-san!
[18:15] Shin
    You've lost your mind!
[18:16] Shin
    You've completely lost your mind!
[18:19] Kondo
    I won't let you have your happiness!
[18:22] Kondo
    You're all!
[18:22] Kondo
    You're all...
[18:24] Kondo
    ...headed straight down misery lane!
[18:27] Hijikata
    T-Togoro!
[18:29] Shin
    You can no longer be a straight man!
[18:30] Shin
    You've been completely fooled!
[18:32] Kondo
    Don't come any closer!
[18:35] Kondo
    I'll jump off with the child!
[18:36] Hijikata
    Calm down, Kondo-san!
[18:37] Hijikata
    Let's not be hasty!
[18:38] Shin
    You're the one who needs to calm down!
[18:39] Shin
    We're supposed to be smacking down warts!
[18:41] Shin
    Why are you stopping a wart from killing itself?!
[18:43] Hijikata
    The child has done nothing wrong.
[18:45] Hijikata
    You should blame...
[18:46] Hijikata
    ...Otae and me!
[18:47] Shin
    Blame your poor excuse for a brain!
[18:49] Hijikata
    Kill me instead!
[18:51] Hijikata
    Please...
[18:52] Hijikata
    Spare Togoro!
[18:53] Shin
    Why are you giving up your life for a wart?!
[18:56] Katsura
    To protect your child with your life...
[18:59] Katsura
    Isn't thats how a true parent would behave?
[19:03] Katsura
    Yet look at you.
[19:05] Katsura
    You intend to die by yourself and leave us behind?
[19:09] Kondo
    Wh-Who are you?
[19:10] Katsura
    How cruel...
[19:13] Katsura
    You don't remember who comforted you at the bar after your wife ran out on you?
[19:19] Kondo
    A-Are you...
[19:22] Kondo
    From the bar...
[19:23] Kondo
    From the bar!
[19:24] Kondo
    Zurako-san!
[19:25] Shin
    How?!
[19:27] Shin
    How did you give birth?!
[19:29] Katsura
    You are a father now!
[19:31] Katsura
    So for her sake, for my sake...
[19:35] Katsura
    You must live!
[19:36] Shin
    Aren't the two of you enemies?!
[19:38] Katsura
    Look, it's your father,
[19:40] Katsura
    Gorillina.
[19:40] Shin
    He can't be the father!
[19:42] Shin
    That's an actual gorilla there!
[19:44] Kyubei
    Oh, her name is Gorillina?
[19:46] Kyubei
    Such an adorable child.
[19:48] Kyubei
    Would you mind letting me hold her?
[19:51] Katsura
    Oh, she's a newborn, so her banana hasn't been peeled yet.
[19:54] Shin
    No shit!
[19:56] Kyubei
    My, such an adorable child.
[19:59] Kondo
    But she's not as adorable as my little girl.
[20:02] Shin
    Kyubei-san?!
[20:02] Kondo
    Isn't that right,
[20:03] Kondo
    Willina?
[20:04] Shin
    The hell are you raising?!
[20:06] Shin
    You've lost more than your mind!
[20:09] Kyubei
    I don't need a wife or husband!
[20:11] Kyubei
    I have become the ultimate creature who can be both mother and father!
[20:16] Kyubei
    Have no fear!
[20:19] Kyubei
    I will make these children happy!
[20:20] Hijikata
    Togoro!
[20:21] Kondo
    Gorillina!
[20:22] Katsura
    Willina!
[20:23] Shin
    Damn it!
[20:24] Shin
    Cut this shit out!
[20:42] Shin
    I knew something was wrong.
[20:44] Shin
    Hijikata-san was also infected by a wart.
[20:48] Shin
    Warts that are attracted to ambition...
[20:50] Shin
    This was one hellish nightmare,
[20:53] Shin
    but I learned a valuable lesson.
[20:56] Shin
    The show is finally back on the air.
[20:59] Shin
    I need to stay focused
[21:01] Shin
    and aim as high as I can every week.
[21:05] Shin
    Okay!
[21:06] Shin
    It's all over!
[21:08] Shin
    Starting next week, I'll need to get to work!
[21:10] Shin
    Let's do this!
[21:12] Gin
    No, it's not over yet.
[21:14] Shin
    Huh?
[21:19] Gin
    You're also a wart, Shinpachi.
[21:21] Shin
    What?!
[21:24] Gin
    Man, I was worried.
[21:26] Gin
    Everyone looked different when the show came back on air.
[21:30] Gin
    I had a hard time keeping up with everyone.
[21:32] Gin
    Why was I the only one left out?
[21:34] Gin
    Get a clue, you alien warts.
[21:36] Gin
    But at this rate, it's going to get messy when we catch up to the manga and go on another break.
[21:40] Gin
    These people are actually going to train themselves next time.
[21:43] Gin
    Can't help it.
[21:45] Gin
    When that happens...
[21:48] Gin
    I'll go with this.
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[23:20] Gin
    Isn't it a little late for New Year cards?
[23:23] Gin
    And why did everyone send one?!
[23:26] Gin
    What a pain in the ass!
[23:28] Gin
    So next time:
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[23:29] Gin
    Use a calligraphy pen for New Year cards!
[23:31] Gin
    Plus another one that's a little late.
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