# E203 - [Wartirine / Warti / Wartise]
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYNQ1XW8Y/wartirine--warti--wartise)
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**[01:32] Shin**
While the show was on a one year break,
**[01:34] Shin**
Gin-san, Kagura-chan, and everyone else I knew changed into completely different people.
**[01:40] Shin**
And they all claimed that two years had passed since the show went off the air.
***SIGN***
**[01:44] Shin**
I tried to escape this cruel reality
**[01:46] Shin**
and arrived at the beach,
**[01:48] Shin**
only to find a very different Kyubei-san!
**[01:51] Shin**
And there was more to come...
**[01:53] Katsura**
Enough, Sir Kyubei.
**[01:56] ---**
You...
**[01:57] Katsura**
I...
**[02:02] Katsura**
...became Zurako!
***SIGN***
**[02:12] Shin**
Your characters don't overlap at all!
**[02:14] Shin**
You stinkin' lunatic!
**[02:18] Shin**
You're the only one who's stupid enough to have his balls removed to avoid character overlap!
**[02:21] Shin**
And hell, you're both trannies now!
**[02:25] Katsura**
C-Curses!
**[02:26] Katsura**
I was so focused on the details that I lost sight of the big picture!
**[02:30] Shin**
That's not all you lost!
**[02:32] Katsura**
Sir Kyubei!
**[02:34] Katsura**
It appears that we are doomed to share the same character traits.
**[02:38] Katsura**
One of us must be eliminated for the sake of more screen time.
**[02:43] Katsura**
One has both balls and boobs.
**[02:45] Katsura**
The other has neither balls nor boobs.
**[02:47] Katsura**
Let us determine who the true transsexual is!
**[02:51] Both**
The position of gay bar champion...
**[02:53] Both**
...shall be mine!
**[02:56] Shin**
Is that even worth fighting over?!
**[03:00] Shin**
What the hell...
**[03:01] Shin**
First people growing, now people changing their gender...
**[03:05] Shin**
The only thing that hasn't changed...
**[03:08] Shin**
...is how they're still a bunch of idiots.
**[03:11] Yama**
There you are.
***SIGN***
**[03:13] Yama**
Stinkin' four eyes.
**[03:14] Yama**
You got guts to escape from your first day on the job, an?
**[03:18] Yama**
You're ready to die, an?
**[03:26] Shin**
O-Okita-san?!
**[03:28] Shin**
That bazooka is Okita-san's!
**[03:29] Yama**
What are you babblin' about?
**[03:31] Yama**
I don't see you for a while, and you need glasses for your brain now, an?
**[03:35] Yama**
It's me.
**[03:37] Yama**
Vice-Commander of the Shinsengumi.
**[03:39] Yama**
Jimmy Yamazaki, an?
**[03:42] Shin**
What?!
**[03:46] Yama**
Now move your ass, an?
**[03:47] Shin**
No way!
**[03:49] Shin**
Average Joe Yamazaki?!
**[03:50] Yama**
That's ancient history!
**[03:52] Yama**
Back when I was still a cherry boy!
**[03:56] Yama**
I stand fully erect now!
**[03:58] Yama**
I'm Jimmy Yamazaki, the vice-commander who makes crying babies cry harder, an?
**[04:04] Shin**
Whoa!
**[04:05] Shin**
What happened?!
**[04:06] Shin**
You're addicted to anpan now!
**[04:08] Shin**
It's even showing up in your speech!
**[04:11] Yama**
Hey, start driving, an?
**[04:12] Hijikata**
Uh...
**[04:13] Yama**
I said to drive the damn car, nitwit!
**[04:16] Hijikata**
Ow...
**[04:18] Hijikata**
Well, I wanted to say hello first since it's been a while.
**[04:21] Yama**
Nobody's gonna remember a no name like you, an?
**[04:25] Hijikata**
It's been so long, Shinpachi-kun.
**[04:28] Hijikata**
I'm Toshiro Hijikata.
**[04:30] Hijikata**
Do you remember me?
**[04:32] Hijikata**
Of course not.
**[04:33] Shin**
Hi-Hijikata-san?!
**[04:34] Shin**
Is this Hijikata-san?!
**[04:35] Shin**
No way!
**[04:36] Shin**
Hijikata-san would never smile like this!
**[04:39] Shin**
Especially not after being slapped around by someone like Yamazaki-san!
**[04:41] Yama**
Hey, what's that supposed to mean? Explain, Hijikata, an?
**[04:45] Shin**
He's smiling after being hit for no reason!
**[04:49] Hijikata**
A lot's happened.
**[04:51] Hijikata**
I took over as commander after Kondo-san retired,
**[04:55] Hijikata**
but it became painfully clear that ruling through fear would no longer work.
**[04:59] Hijikata**
And after some thinking, I decided to halve my way of life, my mayonnaise intake, and my calorie intake.
**[05:05] Hijikata**
As a result, I'm now known as Toshi-san, the Shinsengumi's collective bitch.
**[05:09] Shin**
You ended up losing your position in the process!
**[05:12] Hijikata**
Still, I never thought I'd have the opportunity to work with you.
**[05:15] Hijikata**
It's making me blush.
**[05:16] Shin**
Could you please stop being so creepy?
**[05:18] Hijikata**
How are Gin-san and Kagura-chan doing?
**[05:21] Hijikata**
They should have tagged along.
**[05:22] Hijikata**
It's been pretty lonely without Kondo-san around.
**[05:24] Shin**
Hijikata!
**[05:25] Shin**
Enough already!
**[05:27] Shin**
How can you call yourself Hijikata?!
**[05:28] Shin**
How?!
**[05:30] Shin**
I don't believe this...
**[05:31] Shin**
The Shinsengumi has seen a complete overhaul...
**[05:34] Shin**
Wait.
**[05:35] Shin**
That means...
***SIGN***
**[05:42] A**
The Shinsengumi Kaiser!
**[05:44] A**
Seig heil, Herr Okita de Sade Sogo III!
**[05:50] All**
Kaiser!
**[05:52] All**
Kaiser!
**[05:53] All**
Kaiser!
**[05:58] Shin**
He's been promoted way past the rank of commander...
**[06:03] Okita**
Silence, gentlemen.
**[06:05] Okita**
Two years have passed since the formation of the Holy Shinsengumi Empire.
**[06:08] Shin**
Empire?!
**[06:09] Shin**
This is an empire?!
**[06:10] Okita**
Thanks to your efforts, the empire has been able to extend its influence.
**[06:15] Okita**
We now control over half of Edo.
**[06:18] Shin**
You don't sound like the police anymore!
**[06:21] Okita**
It won't be long before the day comes when we slaughter the Shogun and hoist the flag of our empire...
**[06:26] Okita**
...over Edo Castle!
**[06:27] Shin**
That would make you Joi!
**[06:29] Shin**
That would make you terrorists now!
**[06:31] Okita**
However, we must first take control of a certain area before we can begin our crusade.
**[06:36] Okita**
An impregnable town of steel...
**[06:38] Okita**
A lawless place for the ruffians of Edo to gather...
**[06:42] Okita**
The Kabuki district!
***SIGN***
**[06:44] Okita**
If we don't secure this town before launching our attack on Edo Castle,
**[06:46] Okita**
it will come back to haunt us.
**[06:48] Okita**
But worry not!
**[06:50] Okita**
Every stronghold has a weakness!
**[06:53] Okita**
And I now have the means to exploit that weakness.
**[06:56] Okita**
We have taken a friend of Shogun Sakata, the fearless general of the Kabuki district...
**[07:00] Okita**
...as a hostage!
**[07:01] Okita**
The town of steel will fall quickly now.
**[07:05] Shin**
Hold on!
**[07:06] Shin**
Who is this fearless general?!
**[07:07] Shin**
Are you trying to crush Odd Jobs?!
**[07:09] Okita**
I will eliminate anyone who stands in the way of my ambition.
**[07:14] Shin**
Your ambition?!
**[07:15] Shin**
When did you join the camp of cliche Edo dominating megalomaniacs, Jerkaiser!
**[07:18] Okita**
Hey, that was uncalled for.
**[07:20] Okita**
At the very least, you should address me as Jerk of a Kaiser.
**[07:22] Okita**
I get annoyed when people combine words.
**[07:25] Okita**
Normally, I would have you executed, but I'll spare your life since you have use as a hostage.
**[07:30] Okita**
Hijikata, take him away.
**[07:32] Hijikata**
Yes, Jerkaiser!
**[07:33] Okita**
Yamazaki, smack him.
**[07:34] Yama**
Yes, Jerkaiser!
**[07:35] Okita**
Why is this catching on?
**[07:37] Okita**
Someone, execute everyone besides the hostage.
**[07:39] All**
Yes, Jerkaiser!
**[07:40] Okita**
Fine, have it your way.
**[07:41] Okita**
Starting tomorrow, I'll change my title to Jerkaiser.
**[07:43] Okita**
But make the "Jer" inaudible.
**[07:48] Shin**
Damn it...
**[07:49] Shin**
What's going on?
**[07:51] Shin**
Why is this happening?
**[07:53] Shin**
I'm sick of this world...
**[07:55] Shin**
Nobody I know is here...
**[07:59] Hijikata**
Stop sniffling, you wimp.
**[08:02] Hijikata**
I finally found someone normal,
**[08:05] Hijikata**
but you don't look like you'll be much help.
**[08:07] Shin**
Hi-Hijikata-san?
**[08:08] Shin**
Are you...
**[08:11] Hijikata**
Yeah...
**[08:12] Hijikata**
I was also left behind two years, just like you.
**[08:28] Tamo**
Here is this week's spotlight.
**[08:30] N**
This week's spotlight came in third on the sales chart.
**[08:37] N**
The third single from singer-songwriter MADAO-san.
**[08:41] N**
The God of Cardboard!
**[08:43] Tamo**
This is quite a surprise.
**[08:45] Tamo**
Another top-seller?
***SIGN***
**[08:46] Tamo**
Did you cut your hair?
**[08:47] Madao**
Actually, I grew it out.
**[08:50] N**
MADAO-san got the inspiration for this song from the sound of
***SIGN***
***SIGN***
**[08:53] ---**
tearing apart cardboard when he was living on the streets.
**[08:56] N**
He performed many concerts on the street before achieving his current popularity.
**[09:01] Tamo**
So how does it feel to go from living on the streets to cutting your hair?
**[09:04] Madao**
Uh, I didn't cut my hair.
**[09:05] Madao**
I grew it out.
**[09:07] N**
Ah, we're running out of time, so please get on stage.
**[09:10] N**
Here's MADAO-san with "I Cut My Hair."
**[09:12] Madao**
I said I didn't cut my hair!
**[09:14] Madao**
Do you want me to cut my hair?!
**[09:16] Madao**
Do I look bad with long hair?!
**[09:17] Shin**
What's going on?
**[09:19] Hijikata**
That's what I want to know.
**[09:21] Hijikata**
I went back to the station after the one year break, and everything was different.
**[09:25] Hijikata**
As though everyone else had spent the past two years without me...
**[09:28] Shin**
But why...
**[09:30] Shin**
Why did you pretend to be different?
**[09:33] Hijikata**
Because I thought that I was the one who was crazy.
**[09:37] Hijikata**
Wouldn't you?
**[09:38] Hijikata**
Every other person had changed.
**[09:40] Hijikata**
I was the exception.
**[09:43] Hijikata**
Given the situation, what else could I do but laugh?
***SIGN***
**[09:47] Hijikata**
But I guess I couldn't handle it.
**[09:50] Yamazaki**
D-Damn you, Hijikata!
**[09:53] Yamazaki**
You think you're gonna get away with this, an?
**[09:59] Shin**
Hijikata-san...
**[10:00] Shin**
Did we travel through time?
**[10:03] Shin**
We're the only ones stuck in a completely different world.
**[10:08] Hijikata**
Why did this happen to us?
**[10:12] Shin**
Maybe we're being punished...
**[10:16] Shin**
Hijikata-san...
**[10:18] Shin**
To be honest, I've been...
**[10:21] Shin**
...slacking off on playing the straight man.
**[10:24] Shin**
I was always exhausted after dealing with the onslaught of funny men.
**[10:28] Shin**
Despite all the work, I wasn't very popular.
**[10:31] Shin**
And there wasn't much merchandise featuring me.
**[10:32] Shin**
I had to wonder if playing a funny man paid better dividends...
**[10:37] Shin**
So while they were airing reruns for the past year,
***SIGN***
**[10:40] Shin**
I kicked back and completely forgot about playing the straight man.
***SIGN***
**[10:44] Shin**
But while I was doing nothing,
**[10:49] Shin**
everyone else found something to do and build on.
**[10:52] Shin**
They were moving forward.
**[10:54] Shin**
That's why I was left behind...
**[10:59] Shin**
I'm guessing that you know what I'm talking about.
**[11:03] Shin**
You were the only normal person in the Shinsengumi.
**[11:05] Shin**
You were also in the straight man position.
**[11:08] Shin**
But then you added that funny man persona, Tosshi...
**[11:11] Hijikata**
That was because of the sword...
**[11:13] Shin**
...and engaged in bizarre behavior involving mayonnaise.
**[11:15] Hijikata**
I just happen to like mayonnaise!
**[11:17] Shin**
Then how do you explain the smiling act?
**[11:19] Shin**
You just wanted to play a funny man, didn't you?
**[11:22] Hijikata**
Enough.
**[11:23] Shin**
Can you honestly say that you weren't trying to enjoy yourself?
**[11:27] Hijikata**
I said enough already, damn it!
**[11:32] Shin**
I'm sorry.
**[11:33] Shin**
I shouldn't have said that.
**[11:34] Hijikata**
Nah, I shouldn't have snapped at you.
**[11:36] Hijikata**
Just forget it.
**[11:38] Hijikata**
If the world was twisted into its current state by an oversaturation of funny men
**[11:41] Hijikata**
because the two of us stopped playing straight men,
**[11:46] Hijikata**
we don't have any right to gripe about it.
**[11:51] Hijikata**
Yeah...
**[11:53] Both**
We have to live in this world...
**[11:58] Both**
...as punishment.
**[12:05] Hijikata**
I'm heading back...
**[12:06] Hijikata**
...to the Holy Shinsengumi Empire.
**[12:08] Hijikata**
I'll try to stop the kaiser...
**[12:10] Hijikata**
...from attacking Odd Jobs.
**[12:12] Hijikata**
That's not going to help anything.
**[12:15] Shin**
I see...
**[12:16] Shin**
I plan on working at Odd Jobs.
**[12:20] Shin**
Gin-san may look like Yamcha
**[12:22] Shin**
and Kagura may be bigger than me,
**[12:24] Shin**
but Odd Jobs is still the same place.
**[12:26] Shin**
Good luck playing the straight man.
**[12:28] Hijikata**
Same to you.
**[12:31] Shin**
Not that it's going to change anything...
**[12:38] Kusano**
Now, we have a breaking news update.
**[12:41] Kusano**
The mysterious wart outbreak is continuing to spread throughout Edo.
**[12:45] Kusano**
Medical scientists have finally determined the source of this malady.
**[12:49] Kusano**
The warts, which attach themselves to organisms and absorb their life energy
**[12:52] Kusano**
before eventually taking over the host body,
**[12:56] Kusano**
have been identified as parasitic aliens known as Q'Sai Nettles.
**[13:00] Kusano**
First, the aliens transform into the figure on your left
**[13:03] Kusano**
and assimilate information from the host.
**[13:05] Kusano**
Eventually, it transforms into something completely identical to the host.
**[13:09] Kusano**
The alien supplants the host
**[13:10] Kusano**
and matures the appearance of the host by two years after a few days.
**[13:15] Kusano**
It should be noted that these aliens are attracted to ambition.
**[13:20] Kusano**
People with more ambition have a higher chance of being infected,
**[13:23] Kusano**
and the aliens will evolve according to that ambition.
**[13:26] Kusano**
Do you know anyone who's gone through a sudden change and talked about two years passing?
**[13:31] Kusano**
It's possible that they've been infected by Q'Sai Nettles.
**[13:35] Kusano**
First, you should check if the comatose original is hanging from the body.
**[13:38] Kusano**
Then use something like a paper fan to smack the Q'Sai Nettle as hard as you can.
**[13:42] Kusano**
Your friends have not changed!
**[13:45] Kusano**
Two years haven't passed!
**[13:47] Kusano**
The world before you is...
**[13:51] Kusano**
...a world with warts!
**[13:55] B**
Oh? Kusano-san?
**[13:56] B**
There's something hanging from your head...
**[13:58] B**
Is that...
**[13:59] Kusano**
Huh?
**[14:01] Shin**
So wait.
**[14:03] Shin**
What?
**[14:03] Shin**
In other words...
**[14:06] Shin**
They're all Wartiharu?!
**[14:09] Shin**
Yamcha Gin-san is just a Yamcha wart!
**[14:11] Shin**
The grown-up Kagura-chan is just a wart with two big warts!
**[14:14] Shin**
The gorilla couple is two warts making a wart baby!
**[14:17] Hijikata**
Ambition, huh?
**[14:19] Hijikata**
Ironic.
**[14:21] Hijikata**
We weren't infected because we were slacking off.
**[14:26] Hijikata**
And now, we're the only ones who can save them!
**[14:30] Shin**
I know exactly what I need to do now!
**[14:34] Hijikata**
We're gonna paper fan this twisted wartiworld!
**[14:37] Shin**
And take back our world!
**[14:41] Kagura**
Shinpachi!
**[14:44] Kagura**
Where did you go?
**[14:46] Kagura**
I was looking everywhere for you!
**[14:48] Shin**
Ka-Kagura-san?!
**[14:49] Kagura**
You dummy!
**[14:50] Kagura**
I was so worried!
**[14:52] Hijikata**
Hey!
**[14:52] Hijikata**
Smack her with the fan!
**[14:54] Hijikata**
That's just the wart!
**[14:56] Shin**
Ka-Kagura-san!
**[14:58] Shin**
It's not fair to press that body up against me!
**[15:02] Kagura**
I was so lonely.
**[15:05] Kagura**
An Odd Jobs without you is like you without glasses.
**[15:09] Shin**
Doesn't that mean you only need my glasses?!
**[15:12] Kagura**
Shinpachi...
**[15:17] Shin**
Is this really a wart?!
**[15:19] Shin**
This cute girl...
**[15:22] Shin**
Wait, does it even matter if she's a wart...
**[15:23] Hijikata**
Don't be fooled!
**[15:29] Hijikata**
Kaiser Okita de Sade Sogo III!
**[15:33] Okita**
Hi-Hijikata-san...
**[15:35] Okita**
I don't want to see you hit a woman...
**[15:40] Kagura**
Hey!
**[15:41] Kagura**
Hang on, Jerkaiser!
**[15:43] Okita**
Huh? How?
**[15:45] Okita**
A-After Kondo-san left,
**[15:48] Okita**
I devoted my life to making the force bigger...
**[15:53] Okita**
I didn't hesitate to commit atrocities for the sake of protecting the Shinsengumi...
**[15:59] Okita**
But Hijikata-san...
**[16:01] Okita**
If I let you get your hands dirty,
**[16:03] Okita**
the Shinsengumi will just be a gang of thugs.
**[16:08] Shin**
Hijikata-san?!
**[16:09] Shin**
Don't be fooled!
**[16:10] Shin**
That's a wart! Just a wart!
**[16:12] Okita**
I-I wanted...
**[16:15] Okita**
...to have another bowl of mayonnaise with you...
**[16:19] Shin**
That never happened!
**[16:20] Shin**
You said it was dog food!
**[16:21] Shin**
Stop lying!
**[16:23] Hijikata**
Sogo! Get a hold of yourself!
**[16:24] Shin**
Uh, that's not going to help!
**[16:27] Shin**
You're the one who needs to get a hold of yourself!
**[16:28] Shin**
Didn't we establish that he's just a wart?!
**[16:30] Shin**
Move!
**[16:31] Shin**
I'll finish it off!
**[16:32] Otae**
Stop, Shin-chan!
**[16:34] Otae**
A samurai would never attack a dying man!
**[16:36] Shin**
S-Sis!
**[16:38] Shin**
And she already gave birth!
**[16:39] Otae**
How could you be so cruel?
**[16:43] Otae**
What am I supposed to tell this child?
**[16:45] Hijikata**
Don't be fooled!
**[16:47] Hijikata**
She's not your sister!
**[16:48] Hijikata**
She's just a wart!
**[16:49] Shin**
You have no right to say that!
**[16:51] Shin**
Fine!
**[16:52] Shin**
I won't let you use my sister's face to play wife to the gorilla...
**[16:56] Shin**
...any longer!
**[16:57] Otae**
Stop!
**[16:58] Otae**
You've got it wrong!
**[16:59] Otae**
The father of my child is actually...
**[17:01] Otae**
Look at the hair!
**[17:05] Shin**
What are you doing?!
**[17:07] Hijikata**
Th-That hair...
**[17:09] Hijikata**
That V-shaped hair is...?
**[17:10] Shin**
Of course not!
**[17:11] Shin**
How could the two of you have a kid when you barely even know each other?!
**[17:14] Otae**
Forgive me, Toshi-san.
**[17:16] Otae**
I couldn't hide my true feelings.
**[17:18] Otae**
Even after pretending to be married to Isao-san...
**[17:22] Shin**
Wait a sec!
**[17:23] Shin**
My sister's turned into one hell of a slutty bitch?!
**[17:26] Otae**
Please!
**[17:27] Otae**
Take us away!
**[17:29] Otae**
To a world without gorillas!
**[17:31] Shin**
Hijikata-san!
**[17:32] Shin**
Don't be fooled!
**[17:33] Shin**
You don't have a kid!
**[17:35] Hijikata**
You thought you could fool me with such a cheap trick?
**[17:39] Hijikata**
Give me the kid and scram.
**[17:41] Hijikata**
I'll look after it.
**[17:42] Shin**
You've been completely fooled!
**[17:44] Hijikata**
Hey, can you spare the kid?
**[17:46] Hijikata**
Let me raise Togoro!
**[17:49] Shin**
Calm down!
**[17:50] Shin**
Who the hell is Togoro?!
**[17:52] Kondo**
Oh? His name is Togoro?
**[17:54] Kondo**
What an adorable child.
**[17:57] Kondo**
Would you mind letting me hold him?
**[17:59] Hijikata**
Oh, he's a newborn, so you'll need to support his head.
**[18:02] Kondo**
My, such an adorable child.
**[18:06] Kondo**
His mother and father must be lovely.
**[18:09] Kondo**
But he's not as adorable as my little girl.
**[18:12] Kondo**
Isn't that right,
**[18:13] Kondo**
Isako-chan?
**[18:14] Shin**
Kondo-san!
**[18:15] Shin**
You've lost your mind!
**[18:16] Shin**
You've completely lost your mind!
**[18:19] Kondo**
I won't let you have your happiness!
**[18:22] Kondo**
You're all!
**[18:22] Kondo**
You're all...
**[18:24] Kondo**
...headed straight down misery lane!
**[18:27] Hijikata**
T-Togoro!
**[18:29] Shin**
You can no longer be a straight man!
**[18:30] Shin**
You've been completely fooled!
**[18:32] Kondo**
Don't come any closer!
**[18:35] Kondo**
I'll jump off with the child!
**[18:36] Hijikata**
Calm down, Kondo-san!
**[18:37] Hijikata**
Let's not be hasty!
**[18:38] Shin**
You're the one who needs to calm down!
**[18:39] Shin**
We're supposed to be smacking down warts!
**[18:41] Shin**
Why are you stopping a wart from killing itself?!
**[18:43] Hijikata**
The child has done nothing wrong.
**[18:45] Hijikata**
You should blame...
**[18:46] Hijikata**
...Otae and me!
**[18:47] Shin**
Blame your poor excuse for a brain!
**[18:49] Hijikata**
Kill me instead!
**[18:51] Hijikata**
Please...
**[18:52] Hijikata**
Spare Togoro!
**[18:53] Shin**
Why are you giving up your life for a wart?!
**[18:56] Katsura**
To protect your child with your life...
**[18:59] Katsura**
Isn't thats how a true parent would behave?
**[19:03] Katsura**
Yet look at you.
**[19:05] Katsura**
You intend to die by yourself and leave us behind?
**[19:09] Kondo**
Wh-Who are you?
**[19:10] Katsura**
How cruel...
**[19:13] Katsura**
You don't remember who comforted you at the bar after your wife ran out on you?
**[19:19] Kondo**
A-Are you...
**[19:22] Kondo**
From the bar...
**[19:23] Kondo**
From the bar!
**[19:24] Kondo**
Zurako-san!
**[19:25] Shin**
How?!
**[19:27] Shin**
How did you give birth?!
**[19:29] Katsura**
You are a father now!
**[19:31] Katsura**
So for her sake, for my sake...
**[19:35] Katsura**
You must live!
**[19:36] Shin**
Aren't the two of you enemies?!
**[19:38] Katsura**
Look, it's your father,
**[19:40] Katsura**
Gorillina.
**[19:40] Shin**
He can't be the father!
**[19:42] Shin**
That's an actual gorilla there!
**[19:44] Kyubei**
Oh, her name is Gorillina?
**[19:46] Kyubei**
Such an adorable child.
**[19:48] Kyubei**
Would you mind letting me hold her?
**[19:51] Katsura**
Oh, she's a newborn, so her banana hasn't been peeled yet.
**[19:54] Shin**
No shit!
**[19:56] Kyubei**
My, such an adorable child.
**[19:59] Kondo**
But she's not as adorable as my little girl.
**[20:02] Shin**
Kyubei-san?!
**[20:02] Kondo**
Isn't that right,
**[20:03] Kondo**
Willina?
**[20:04] Shin**
The hell are you raising?!
**[20:06] Shin**
You've lost more than your mind!
**[20:09] Kyubei**
I don't need a wife or husband!
**[20:11] Kyubei**
I have become the ultimate creature who can be both mother and father!
**[20:16] Kyubei**
Have no fear!
**[20:19] Kyubei**
I will make these children happy!
**[20:20] Hijikata**
Togoro!
**[20:21] Kondo**
Gorillina!
**[20:22] Katsura**
Willina!
**[20:23] Shin**
Damn it!
**[20:24] Shin**
Cut this shit out!
**[20:42] Shin**
I knew something was wrong.
**[20:44] Shin**
Hijikata-san was also infected by a wart.
**[20:48] Shin**
Warts that are attracted to ambition...
**[20:50] Shin**
This was one hellish nightmare,
**[20:53] Shin**
but I learned a valuable lesson.
**[20:56] Shin**
The show is finally back on the air.
**[20:59] Shin**
I need to stay focused
**[21:01] Shin**
and aim as high as I can every week.
**[21:05] Shin**
Okay!
**[21:06] Shin**
It's all over!
**[21:08] Shin**
Starting next week, I'll need to get to work!
**[21:10] Shin**
Let's do this!
**[21:12] Gin**
No, it's not over yet.
**[21:14] Shin**
Huh?
**[21:19] Gin**
You're also a wart, Shinpachi.
**[21:21] Shin**
What?!
**[21:24] Gin**
Man, I was worried.
**[21:26] Gin**
Everyone looked different when the show came back on air.
**[21:30] Gin**
I had a hard time keeping up with everyone.
**[21:32] Gin**
Why was I the only one left out?
**[21:34] Gin**
Get a clue, you alien warts.
**[21:36] Gin**
But at this rate, it's going to get messy when we catch up to the manga and go on another break.
**[21:40] Gin**
These people are actually going to train themselves next time.
**[21:43] Gin**
Can't help it.
**[21:45] Gin**
When that happens...
**[21:48] Gin**
I'll go with this.
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**[23:20] Gin**
Isn't it a little late for New Year cards?
**[23:23] Gin**
And why did everyone send one?!
**[23:26] Gin**
What a pain in the ass!
**[23:28] Gin**
So next time:
***SIGN***
**[23:29] Gin**
Use a calligraphy pen for New Year cards!
**[23:31] Gin**
Plus another one that's a little late.
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